Stephen's Dark Night of the Sandwich

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8 жыл бұрын

It all started with a simple breakfast order. But when it comes to sandwiches, nothing is ever simple.
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@brucejeanduc841 3 жыл бұрын

Now I realize the talent of Letterman.

@Drumit22 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this makes me miss Letterman even more

@donvito7616 4 жыл бұрын

I know its a joke. I know it was written to be awkward, but there was no magic like Letterman and Rupert had. I feel that’s what made it uncomfortable. Come back Dave!

@superfantastic613 8 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping they would blame the 'new cook' who would turn out to be letterman.

@nothing-2-live-4 8 жыл бұрын

+Fridge Magnet lol you're smarter than the writers.

@MARDIUNO7 6 жыл бұрын

NOW YOURE TALKING !!!...

@chase-bank 5 жыл бұрын

As brilliant as that is it would never happen, but they could still pull it off with someone else like Stewart

@jamieohjamie 5 жыл бұрын

@@chase-bank I would love a running gag of Jon Stewart popping up doing random menial jobs in skits like this.

@leyroy1980 5 жыл бұрын

That would have been hilarious

@BrianWardPlus 5 жыл бұрын

Love seeing Rupert again!

@Buenomars 8 жыл бұрын

After he pointed to the bacon and lettuce, I thought he was going to point to the bread and say "toast."

@victorkong82 8 жыл бұрын

For everybody complaining that this remote was awkward, that's the whole point. Rupert's been on the Late Show since the 90s, his whole shtick is that he's a bit awkward and ambivalent towards the bits. Hopefully we'll see more of him in the future.

@timothygraham4304 8 жыл бұрын

This one seems to be about his business not being of high quality and that isn't on.

@fseesauras 7 жыл бұрын

This is for people who are familiar with the character Stephen Colbert. I thought it was funny.

@ceeIoc 5 жыл бұрын

He's not awkward, just shows zero emotion

@LampoonGoon 5 жыл бұрын

@@fseesauras But Colbert is doing a character anymore, that ended when he left Comedy Central. He's just being himself now, which has turned out to be rather unfunny.

@TheClash122 5 жыл бұрын

Timothy Graham I agree. Unfortunately Colbert is the person making this bit awkward. It seems mean spirited, even if it isn’t intended to be so. Not to mention, the whole premise is not that funny or even original.

@peteregan5974 8 жыл бұрын

this bit is severely undercut by the fact that there clearly is a slice of tomato on that sandwich

@psterud 8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Egan Yeah, strange bit. There's totally tomato on that sandwich. If there's anything missing from that sandwich, it's the Q-quality of his show.

@TheShoeCheese 8 жыл бұрын

+Per S Yeah you can even see a tomato seed on it

@privateeromally7347 8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Egan except there wasn't

@JoshMarshain 8 жыл бұрын

it looks like that's just more bacon...considering he's the one who ATE the sandwich you can probably trust that...stop trying to poke holes at nothing

@TheQuietfun 7 жыл бұрын

even if thats bacon on the bottom.. gotta make sure its a photo that lacks the possibility. good bit regardless.

@bronzenrule 8 жыл бұрын

Rupert Jee! Happy to see Stephen paying Homage to Letterman.

@MatthewSchellGaming 8 жыл бұрын

Always considered BLT a lunch sandwich.

@ayatollahrocknrolla 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Schell I've always considered sandwiches a lunch thing full stop. Is sandwiches for breakfast an America thing or something? It sounds weird. Next thing someone will tell me they have cereal for lunch.

@JonathanCormier 8 жыл бұрын

+ayatollahrocknrolla Cereal for lunch, yes. But only when getting up so late that lunch becomes breakfast.

@jackschmit4696 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Schell I've never considered one for breakfast myself, but now that the idea is out there I approve!

@ayatollahrocknrolla 8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Cormier I had a friend who insisted whatever the first meal you eat in the day is breakfast (breaking your fast I guess) but it never made sense to me because why would people say "I skipped breakfast"?

@pennywisethedancingclown775 8 жыл бұрын

Yep. I have a egg sandwich every morning, maybe even tuna some days.

@SimranKaur-qj7ng 8 жыл бұрын

I really want letterman to be a guest soon

@xzabath1 5 жыл бұрын

I think Dave is on Conan's side.

@shivavision8223 2 жыл бұрын

@@xzabath1 What does that even mean? Conan and Colbert support each other. There are no sides to be on.

@dchan6002 8 жыл бұрын

is that not a slice of tomato under the lettuce? i mean it's not a lot but it's there

@tylerdragonwizard3281 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there was tomato on that sandwich. Kinda made the whole skit senseless. Think they could have at least taken the tomato off the sandwich before taking that picture.

@HQMatt 8 жыл бұрын

That's b pretending to be t, g.

@rdhdhttt 8 жыл бұрын

+D Chan Yes, you can even see the seeds of the tomato if you look close.

@drewwood6790 8 жыл бұрын

+HQMatt Ha!

@Lavvysuperstar23 8 жыл бұрын

i think it's bacon

@romxxii 8 жыл бұрын

Man, I felt sorry for Rupert.

@dianewinters8628 2 жыл бұрын

It was all planned in advance. Rupert's doing great.

@shivavision8223 2 жыл бұрын

@@dianewinters8628 It wasn't questioned if this was planned or not. Of course it is. But they made him look very bad.

@wenting2457 8 жыл бұрын

No, if there's one thing that we know in this world, it's that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

@Symphing12 8 жыл бұрын

@OmarDelReal45 8 жыл бұрын

Ohh Letterman received his sandwiches without Tomato. I think Stephen needs to adjust

@apatel478 8 жыл бұрын

Any skit that brings back Rupert Jee's Hello Deli on the Late Show is a great skit.

@SANTAMU3RTE 8 жыл бұрын

lettuce is just crunchy water ...

@mariokarter13 8 жыл бұрын

Now that's just offensive to the flavor explosion that is standard tap water.

@sumairb9978 5 жыл бұрын

... and water is just 🅱️oneless milk

@meghasharmaJ1 8 жыл бұрын

so people just see Stephen Colbert on the street and keep walking?

@jakemarsing2615 8 жыл бұрын

Yes. It's New York City.

@Sma5hy 8 жыл бұрын

New Yorkers don't give a fuck.

@ThisOldHat 8 жыл бұрын

+megha sharma Jaded New Yorkers, what can you do?

@ZAKITASHI 8 жыл бұрын

+megha sharma Am i the only one who saw the bodyguards standing on the street?

@meghasharmaJ1 8 жыл бұрын

haha. New Yorkers don't seem to have a good rep. here :D and BLACK_WOLF I just saw the bodyguard too. That might explain the lack of reaction from people

@goal2004 Жыл бұрын

Someone heard "extra tomato", and probably wrote "x tomato", and then whoever prepared it assumed it meant "no tomato". lol

@KingOfMadCows 8 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Stephen wasted so much thyme on this. And just so he could vine about tomatoes. He's going to work extra hard if he wants to ketchup to his competition and apeel to a wider audience.

@ikemanderson 8 жыл бұрын

+KingOfMadCows We talked about this, dad.

@KingOfMadCows 8 жыл бұрын

***** It's a pun. Notice how I also said "thyme" instead of "time," "ketchup" instead of "catch up," and "apeel" instead of "appeal."

@akadua1045 8 жыл бұрын

+mprulez no it should be wine. thank u.

@patrickhare_ 8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@patrickhare_ 8 жыл бұрын

+Aka Dua no. Vine is a pun replacement for whine not wine

@IIODINII 8 жыл бұрын

Ripert hahaha oh the good ol' times, I wish dave made a cameo.

@rafazeppelin 8 жыл бұрын

I love Colbert but that was not funny at all. I cringe a little.

@twocentzzz 8 жыл бұрын

This isn't close to cringe

@TheClash122 Жыл бұрын

@@twocentzzzYou’re right it’s beyond bring.

@guellow23 6 жыл бұрын

Nothing like going after a beloved character like Rupert for "laughs"...

@chuckgriffith4539 Ай бұрын

More Hello Deli please...😂

@SukalpMishra 8 жыл бұрын

I am sorry..sticking to conan for the remotes ..that was awkward and not funny

@WilkinsonX 2 жыл бұрын

Colbert has his moments, but this was just brutal. I need to watch a Letterman/Rupert sketch now to wash the taste of whatever this was out of my mouth. Rupert, you deserve better.

@funnyfaceaz Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! This skit was not funny. I felt badly for Ruppert. He's such a nice man.

@billyb4790 9 ай бұрын

@@funnyfaceaz it's difficult enough to see Rupert so old (makes me feel old too!!!) but to have Colbert come in and mock him is just cringe. Love you Rupert!

@kordarron3501 8 жыл бұрын

"And the potassium is good for, ya know, my... potassium stuff." 10/10 average U.S nutritional knowledge.

@PBTophie 5 жыл бұрын

This would've been funny if it were Letterman doing the bit.

@operationcwaI789789 6 жыл бұрын

it would have been funnier if Rupert offered another BLT to deliver.... Stephen would return to the show and wait for the sandwich... Rupert would walk in with the food, maybe on a silver platter.... Lid is lifted to reveal a BLT with a whole tomato.. Then Rupert would shout "SUCK IT, COLBERT" and walk off stage That's what would have happened if Dave was there!

@celtic745 8 жыл бұрын

THE TOMATO IS RIGHT THERE! I CAN SEE THE TOMATO SEED OOZING OUT

@Mariusioannesp 8 жыл бұрын

"How does 'Sorry' put tomatoes on my sandwich?" Sounds like something my mom would say.

@TheClash122 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was out of line.

@Koldeman 3 жыл бұрын

We feel the same way about him, Rupert. Class? Nope. Tact? Nope. Funny? Well....he tries.....I think. I did a search for Late Show & Rupert and this was recommended. You should have countered "there's something very important missing from this COMEDY sketch..."

@rickdeckard9810 5 жыл бұрын

Haha nice to see Rupert still on the show.

@johnnyla 3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping Dave would be the one working the grill.

@JonathanHudgins 8 ай бұрын

I can't believe he made The Paul Shaffer into the Cobert! lol

@BruceHansen 5 жыл бұрын

We need more bits with Rupert Jee please

@chewyrocks 8 жыл бұрын

MORE REMOTES!

@LittleGreyBag 8 жыл бұрын

Super awkward...funny remote idea but tone the stern attitude down, man.

@local_peanut 3 жыл бұрын

It was staged

@local_peanut 3 жыл бұрын

It's a bit

@duckqueak 8 жыл бұрын

i know its staged, but Steven being mean to someone in food service just isn't funny. There are people who actually get this upset.

@petitequinte 8 жыл бұрын

+duckqueak But that's precisely the point. He's poking fun at the people who do that shit. The guy in the restaurant is an actor who regularly appears in Colbert bits-so no, he's not actually being mean to someone in food service-and the punch line that really brings the satire home is that he is easily placated by free chips. It's actually a biting indictment of our "the customer is always right" bullshit that turns people into self-entitled pricks. And I think Stephen is poking fun at himself by portraying himself (ostensibly as "himself" and not his blatantly pompous character) in that way. It's actually pretty insightful, if you think about it.

@duckqueak 8 жыл бұрын

+ludwig van biteme huh, i didnt think about it like that. That guy looked so real lol.

@JaredsGaming 7 жыл бұрын

He's not an actor. That guy is the actual owner of the Hello Deli. www.hello-deli.com/faqs.php

@marcaoutar2713 5 жыл бұрын

@@petitequinte rupert G owns that Deli.

@saeedkhan4302 8 жыл бұрын

Free Chips ... I couldn't stop laughing

@mirimu9300 6 жыл бұрын

David Letterman rules!!!!

@thepleblian2079 8 жыл бұрын

That was stupid...

@ktktoo8462 8 жыл бұрын

Classic Rupert! Ahh...so good to see him. :)

@MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 жыл бұрын

So glad to see Rupert return. He was one of the greatest recurring bits on Letterman! Oh and Stephen, on behalf of everyone with even the slightest bit of OCD, screw you for leaving that slice of tomato in the goddamn picture!

@GameGuyG 8 жыл бұрын

He should have handed him a Tomato at the end

@kendoqv2k 8 жыл бұрын

"free chips?" hahahahaha

@VariedVids 8 жыл бұрын

Rupert returns! YAY!!!

@legasiguy551 8 жыл бұрын

So nice to see Rupert! :D

@ericbrucker 3 жыл бұрын

He’s no Letterman...

@steveburns9939 8 жыл бұрын

His assistant is cuuuuuuuuuuttteeee

@SamRiesgo 8 жыл бұрын

Too much noise just for a sandwich, not funny :( Poor guy!!!

@local_peanut 3 жыл бұрын

It's a bit, it was staged

@1houroflove186 6 жыл бұрын

I'm stressing: Did Rupert REALLY forget the tomato or is he playing along with the gag? 🥪🥓🍅

@badad0166 5 жыл бұрын

My hunch would be actual sandwich inspired an homage to an old Dave bit. But the chemistry was off. Two standing around awkward bogged down. Thank goodness they had a solid out or that would have been historically not good.

@cagedbeast43 2 жыл бұрын

It’s television. That should answer your question 😬

@mperer1687 6 жыл бұрын

B.L.T Bacon Lettuce Toast

@tigerbalm666 8 жыл бұрын

breakfast is sooo over-rated...you won't die of starvation. Skip dinner, and you will di di die!

@Dept_Of_Ducks 8 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeah. There was definitely tomato in that sandwich, Stephen. The description here is pretty great too: "But when it comes to sandwiches, nothing is every simple". Very? Ever? Which was intended? I must know!

@azmendozafamily 8 жыл бұрын

it is 3am.. I now want a frickin' BL(A)T.. bacon lettuce avocado tomato.. mayo with a sprinkle of crushed pepper on a toasted Orowheat oat bread... curse you Colbert... wait, his T is silent... why couldn't it be that his sandwhich's Tomato pays homage to his silent T by being absent?

@Tacomayor 8 жыл бұрын

Yea yea Tomatogate for sure!!! Still a good way to get into the Hello Deli for a bit. Next bit: Colbert acts if something isn't right --'something's still bugging me' -calls the Hello Deli and orders enough BLTs for everyone in the audience and see what Rupert can deliver by the end of taping!!!

@billeyd.williams1111 8 жыл бұрын

What is he talking about? You can clearly see the tomato under the lettuce.

@petitequinte 8 жыл бұрын

+Sébastien Henri that'sthejoke.jpg

@ghost2coast296 8 жыл бұрын

That BLT is missing a thin layer of peanut butter too.

@TheoneandonlyEETFUK 8 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty fast exit out of the studio haha

@DeesonJame 8 жыл бұрын

Who the hell is Steve? 6:34

@OneLove-ij2ss 6 жыл бұрын

Dave and Rupert were a great team. Colbert is stiff and awkward.

@MazelTovCocktail 8 жыл бұрын

A healthy breakfast always starts with Stephen Colbert.

@MAMoreno 8 жыл бұрын

First the Soul, then the Scarecrow, and now the Sandwich. The Dark Night trilogy is complete.

@mariokarter13 8 жыл бұрын

I'm getting the distinct impression I just saw a local sandwich commercial... "The Colbert Sandwich: Now available at random New York sandwich shop!"

@zelda6378 8 жыл бұрын

this is colbert's steve jobs moment however hes only talking about a sandwhich lol

@simransimran9339 8 жыл бұрын

Oh Steven, you child! Don't give up the fight man. For chips, at least get a free sandwich!!

@knessing7681 6 жыл бұрын

I use to work at a Deli sandwich shoppe, and 95% of the time, giving away a free bag of chips solve most disputes (customers unsatisfactory) in my experience.

@flyinsaucer138 8 жыл бұрын

i'm becoming obsessed with this

@FieldMarshalFry 8 жыл бұрын

the CORRECT way to make a BLT is with *BACON*, lettuce and tomato, a single slice the latter two hidden under layers of bacon

@pennyfarting 8 жыл бұрын

+Field Marshal Fry Ah, a graduate of the Culinary Institute of Ankh-Morpork, I see.

@jeffbrinkman684 8 жыл бұрын

I can't be the only one that sees the tomato on the bottom

@allstar856 Жыл бұрын

Letterman always did skits to be positive of Rupert's shop. he suggested Rupert put in a Slurpee machine and then promoted it , he had Donnie Deutsch (branding expert ) create a commercial for him, Englebert Humperdink sing in his shop. All Colbert could come up with is a skit that essentially is a negative food review on nationl television , skit writers obviously didn't take business in college

@cjever6625 8 ай бұрын

The second thing Colbert could come up with to pay tribute to Rupert Jee's retirement party was THE FRICKING LOBBY OF THE THEATER??!! A month ago Barbara Gaines' channel posted the tribute show that the staff and Paul Shaffer gathered for Rupert and his wife. I think it's a bit sad that they were placed on the lobby.

@dre1122able 8 жыл бұрын

There is tomato in that sandwich. Still love you Colbert

@Xalgucennia 5 жыл бұрын

This really wasn't nearly as funny as when Letterman did this, I know it was a joke but it came off kinda mean whereas David Letterman came off more like a kooky friend

@jacobjohnson8686 7 жыл бұрын

Why is there Tylenol and Advil in the background? 😂

@stormclaw001 8 жыл бұрын

BLT: Bacon Loads of bacon Ton of bacon

@arjunk6 8 жыл бұрын

I love tomatoes on my sandwich as much as Stephen does!

@MrGoo514 5 жыл бұрын

Free chips would solve any problem.

@oliver7763 3 жыл бұрын

I miss Rupert!

@matthewbucher8227 3 жыл бұрын

Rupert is the best. Ever

@tomaszodrobina4454 8 жыл бұрын

You should have made him change your sandwich (from what ever it was) to a BLT with extra T

@rwmorey71 8 жыл бұрын

Cool that Colbert is still using Rupert G!

@AlanHope2013 6 жыл бұрын

Why does he have a huge box of Tynenol on a shelf behind him? Is Steven even more of a PITA than this sketch suggests?

@mdevres 8 жыл бұрын

The Fundamental truth of the Universe: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! - Stephen Colbert

@Drumulater1 25 күн бұрын

I really only clicked on this because I like Rupert Jee, and I saw Rupert Jee. We love you Rupert, we'd watch you all the time if you had a show. Stephen Colbert is a nothing to me. Honest to God . Thanks Rupert for the great entertainment! We love you! 3:54

@lilth501 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone's gone but Rupert G

@tbx59 4 жыл бұрын

Rupert would have been a better replacement.

@nothing-2-live-4 8 жыл бұрын

If Stephen can do 3 confessions sketches in 2 months Rupert better be on again soon. Also when you look at the menu, the Lettermen is still the same sandwich as it was before, but look under that. Who is BRIAN and why does he have his own sandwich?!

@JayMiV 8 жыл бұрын

I think you've got a typo in the description lol.

@craigmoree 8 жыл бұрын

next week will be stupid pet tricks?

@franciscoflores3718 4 жыл бұрын

Omg, Stephen I love u brother, but dont ever miss with Rupert, u myt bring David out of retirement to kick ur girly butt! 😊🤣

@haruruben 3 жыл бұрын

The tomato just gets in the way of all that bacon- that’s a pretty generous portion of bacon

@Iwasunaware 8 жыл бұрын

What will be part II after this Colbert sandwich introduction ? Michael Douglas as guest and remaking of Falling Down Coca Cola part in which he confront that Korean guy ? It would be excellent to see Michael Douglas with baseball tree again and Rupert G is perfect for the role as Korean guy.

@fairphil2890 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE Colbert, but this wasn’t “funny awkward.” This was “awkward awkward.”

@luckyjasonfan 8 жыл бұрын

Stephen can be a jerk sometimes! Poor Rupert lol

@tsipatos6532 8 ай бұрын

Memories!

@muhammadsheharyar7286 8 жыл бұрын

nice one Stephen

@justsomehumanperson5723 6 жыл бұрын

That is messed up. Poor guy made a mistake and now he gets intimidated and embarrassed

@TheClash122 5 жыл бұрын

justsomehuman person The sad part is that he didn’t even make a mistake. He made the sandwich as he was instructed to. Colbert’s assistant forgot to tell him extra tomato.