I realized that I messed up during Testament's segment, and used "she/her" as their pronouns instead of "they/them," I'll make sure to use the correct pronouns going forward!

*sees the bridget one* *looks around to see if anyone's watching me* where'd you put the cameras you bastard

I could go to therapy but the only REAL doctor is calling my name

“Your idea of fun is getting RTL confirms in neutral” You haven’t eaten enough stale bread to understand the esoteric joy of somehow getting a wallbreak from RTL’ing half the length of the stage.

I’ve graduated from glue to hand sanitizer

Eddie don’t obliterate shit anymore. Guy’s out for 2 seconds then he dies.

0:32 私はきらい、でも正確 。 playing chipp has an effect on people, and i am DEFINITELY not immune lmao

Faust mains are committed to the bit. They know everything about the bit. They love everything about the bit. We are the bit.

Elphelt trying to marry every single living organism that happens to be with in a direct line of sight

Never did I think I was gonna be called out for playing helldivers on ggs, but here we are lol.

The fucking bedman segment😭😭😭 I have never felt so called out

As a Nago/Johnny/Brisket/Asuka hybrid that's enjoying ABA, I love the feeling of communicating the sentiment "got'em" without having to say anything at all.

You play bedman because you have a power fantasy about furniture. I play bedman because I miss my precious neurotic psychopath. We are not the sa- PLEASE I JUST WANT HIM BACK PLEASEEEEE

I feel like something is missing. Someone.

3:40 Being called valid randomly by a stranger shouldn't have hit as hard as it did. Thank you. Also that was scarily accurate holy shit.

Bedman?'s is accurate and i dont know how to feel about that

Power fantasy of Bedman main is not being IKEA furniture. It is protecting little sister while being IKEA furniture. Also doing "whroom whroom" noises while at it.

You only had one sentence for Faust, but that sentence was the single best explanation I've ever seen in one of these videos. Well fucking done!

The accuracy at which you called out both my current and old main was outright painful!

I felt called out with Bridget, as the game I played after guilty gear was PAYDAY 2, and my music taste looks like spilled skittles.

Ok. I never imagined the Bridget description to be way too spot on. When i saw Bridget gameplay randomly and the song Town Inside Me, i was very ver yinteressted in this game. Took nearly 2 more years for me to buy and play the game. My other only fighting game is the Smash Bros Series. I touched Tekken 5, but besides that, i dont play other non-smash-fighting games. I love the silly yoyos, and buttslam really is my favourite move x) My music taste is varied, from listening to classical, to rock, to jpop, to aggro tech, to metal-forms. Like. What the fuck. Every single description worked xD. Is this really the stereotype for bridget players? Bridget and her song are just so joyfull, i had to play this game soemday :D Edit: And to add. I dont really bother with other chars besides learning how to fight them. Maybe its a general fighting game thing, but i love learning openings and how to overcome enemies in guilty gear. Getting deleted by this fuck vampire with his instant stomp and trying to figure out strategies agaisnt it, or getting yeeted by this guitar witch (lio? i-io, something) and getting used to her odd stuff. Its fun. And Enjoyable to loose :D My clips when i loose are hilarious, shouting "noo" thats fading into non-existence, or hearing a despaired plead "why is he so fast". I love it :D

as a testament player... i bought a 3D printer explicitly for the cosplay...

0:43 ok but that projectile dodge was beautiful 🔥🔥🔥

As a floor 7 Ky main our fun is not getting 6321456H confirms but instead spam 214K to break the opponents spirit

1:21 man i am here for the swords

You're dead on with HC and as for A.B.A. I want that handsome key for myself

As I Bridget and Faust main, I am pleased with this

Anji mains represent

So many of these are so accurate it scares me😭

Johnny has a cool hat and shades too. Important details

really love that you didn't boil baiken down to just the hongamongaladonga's like so many people do, but didn't deny that that's at least a small part of why we play her lmfao this vid is baiken main approved 👍👍

"you can't fix her and you don't want to." I've never felt so understood. XD

As a Brisket main I feel absolutely called out accurately in the best way possible thank you oomphie

I played Nago in the base roster, and then moved to Johnny while waiting for Slayer. The “Boss Fight” addiction never went away. I LIVE for the menacing aura and people hesitating before challenging me.

the fact that the one for bridget described me perfectly word for word (plus the fact that the town inside me was playing in the background) and the "you are valid" at the end made me cry /pos

Axl Low players being honorary brits is so coincidentally accurate! I started playing him for his weapon and hair but irl I always bust out my exaggerated gnome-like mock british accent because it’s fun to say shit with.

i am the bad man

I play Goldlewis because Strive was my first fighting game and it was hard remembering that quarter circle A turns kick into laser punch thing. With Goldlewis, I could focus on figuring out what else was going on with this fighting game thing, while my motion inputs were simply "swing coffin in that direction"

As a bedmain, I am in the middle of the transition from male to furniture. The video is correct

me being split between Jack-O, Bedman, Elphelt and ABA-cool

I love my boss character. 😍😍

the fact that i was about to buy bridget and the description is 100% accurate to me is something

The bit about Happy Chaos players being glad he was nerfed would actually be super in-character for Happy Chaos himself. I mean, the canonical reason why he uses a gun is deliberately to nerf himself.

I expected an egg joke and not to get read when Bridget rolled around. How dare you be accurate ;-; (this is a good video and I thoroughly enjoyed it)

Can confirm, when I force my opponent to block my attacks for 17 seconds straight in the corner, it makes me happy

correction as an Asuka main I am playing with a desmos calculator then I get hit by a Sol far slash.

I feel *very* called out by the Bedman one, thanks

Sol's strive render is peak "get on guilty gear"

as a bridget main... You are literally a psychic, not kidding.

i love how bridget was just "you are trans and you got into guilty gear because bridget is trans" without, you know, actually saying that. either way though, 100% accurate (I am a bridget main)

I AM NOT DEDICATED TO THE BIT I AM THE BIT

The Faust Hivemind shall continue growing.

Why is the Johnny stereotype so on point?!

Okay, you're not wrong, but you didn't have to call me out like that.

i went from a bridget player because that's how i got into the game to bedman, i went through two ends of the extreme real fast LMAOOO

I've been playing Ky (and the game a a whole) for exactly two days and landing RTLs at every possible chance is absolutely my idea of fun

Why was the elphelt part so unbearably accurate 🧍🏾‍♀️

2:17 i-no is also the gay man's adopted best friend whomst they strive (ha) to be as deranged as and also mix the hell out of literally everything you touch (and spam chemical love because... look at it.)

The bridget one is such a direct callout to such a specific group without ever even mentioning who is being called out. yes i know the group youre talking about. yes im in it. yes i play bridget. shush.

I know I'm depressed but damn you didn't need to call me out with BOTH of my mains 😢

I feel so called out for the 3 characters I play May Bridget And Bedman?

Very real as Bedman? representative.

As a happy chaos/ Bridget main I loved that happy chaos got nerfed and my favorite game is platformer shovel knight with my music genre being jazz, rock, pop

For me, as a Bedman main, playing Bedman means one of three things: 1) You're a fan of the original Bedman, whether you actually played him or not. Be it lore or you, at one point, saw his verbose dialogue and it stuck ever since. You play as the bedframe to live through the fallout of his legacy. You like explosions. 2) The idea of playing as a psycho-powered piece of furniture is funny to you. You also like explosions. 3) The design of Bedman? goes way too hard to pass.

2:15 Why is him just saying ‘You play Helldivers’ so funny?!

I play Bedman, and have made ABA my second main because my second form of catharsis is just losing it and I will audibly laugh when I start winning in rage mode. My 3rd main is Bridget

I would love to see you make another one of these when season 4's completely out :p

as an elphelt main i do take pride in my fisher price pressure because it's funny

As a jack-o main, i can confirm. It never is my problem

As baiken main this is 100% facts

My reason to main Testament: they make me question my gender and they're hot af

As an A.B.A main, never before have I been so offended by something I completely agree with

i like faust because funny item toss but also GIVE HIM A HUG PLEASE HE'S SO DEPRESSED

As an Aba main all I say is that I don't want to be Paracelsus, I need a Paracelsus. Not only I main her, I identify with her. Yes, I need therapy.

I don’t even play Guilty Gear but half of the things about Bridget were true about me

we’ve got only one sky…..

All we need is Buster and the will to conquer.

Asuka's is so accurate, i never know what i'm doing at any given time ever

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 🔥🔥🔥

Daily Dose of Internet is that you?

why am I a bridget main and 100% fit for Elphelt's main description 😭😭😭

Not just the key, I want to be a sandwich

I started kicking and screaming in anger when you read out bridget because literally everything you said was true. I wish i could send screenshots because i literally was dming a friend whilst watching the video, and my live reaction of my emotions changing rapidly as Bridget was mentioned was all captured.

testament "her"🤦‍♂️

no deadass why was bridget and chaos so accurate dude what the fuck if you're this good at reading people i already know you're unbeatable at this game. i dont even know how to come back from being read like that.

How did you know I like practicing confirms? Edit: I’m now a Sin main and this is still accurate.

As a ky main, i feel obligated to now play gio just by virtue of being part of a community that has an interest in anthro creatures (if having a ton of anthro ocs counts) But nah i play ky cause i am a f4 dweller and ggst is my first fighting game i played for real trying out milla cause tall wamen :3 and jacko just like me fr :3

Bridget is so fucking real omg Stop exposing me like that bro 😭😭

i know who i am the moonlight lake told me: "this is who you are"

Pot main is accurate. But there are other moves that make my silly little brain creates the “good time™️” chemical. Like just landing 2D or somehow catching people with that yee yee ass 6H.

The bridget description fits me 1:1 tbh just replace her with testament lol. GGST is my first fighting game and if it werent for testament idk if id be playing

When my friend introduced me to the game i only asked one question - Who do i choose to be the most hated man alive? And thats how i got to him. The Happy Chaos. I realy like him because of his gun/guns, having a function gun in a figting game? OH YEAH COUNT ME IN! Its the first character that i played on and i just could not stop, coz "bang-reload-bang-hmmmmm" is funny. And its also funny to see my HC in a random (for myself) video, i was just scrolling and almost nodding off and then my brain just "Hey, thats YOU"

You really put "you play helldivers" as the final blow for goldlewis. You got me there lol

I bought this fisher price fightstick for like $2 to play Elphelt.

you missed the fact that i AM elphelt!!!

As someone who got into Strive specifically because of ABA, I approve of my stereotype.

As someone who got into the game because of Brisket and continue to main her I have to say that, I had never played a fighting game before GG and all my other favorite games are 2D platformers

You got Goldlewis completely right, only 4 of us exist and we all collectively either get our asses beat by the opponent or reduce the opponent to ash in the span of 16 seconds. Missed the part where we start every sentence with “In this Behemoth typhoon.”

WOWWWW KYDIE SKYE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CALLED ME OUT LIKE THAT. WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

As a person who played for an hour, I completely agree about everything