*sost*

@@Tw0Dots seost?

I thought its cereal host

@@pickchickens5286 i deadass did too and i thought Jarvis was about to talk about cheerios for 25 minutes.

@@k1lllg0resomehow thought you meant Cheetos 😬

Him, snoop dog, and V putin are in competition. Lol.

Ans jony sins

everything except being friends with a woman

Thats johnny sins. The only thing he hasn't been is a Porn Star.

@@julcaos and why would you think that...

rwr

Even though I saw this comment before he said that it still made me laugh lol

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@@dezcubing5844 I'll take what I can get 😂

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^this

I don't know why but that's so accurate

are you sure that's not a ryan seacrest affair

This is like, hauntingly real

This makes so much sense it’s scary

Or Ellen

old + hollywood = old hollywood, i gues

I did hear that and go "Wait a minute, I wouldn't say that!"

Not to be a party pooper, but it is so obvious (at least to me) that these are 100% fake that I don’t understand why Jarvis or the commenters are talking about what’s happening in the show as if there’s an ounce of truth in these stories. Maybe it’s because I’m not American and not used to american reality TV, but those are definitely some _very_ bad actors here and not real people with real struggles.

I'm kinda glad. I couldn't handle real cases where real litigants crying real tears because they didn't understand a contract and they were left bankrupt.

I'm pretty sure that it was confirmed that the Judge Judy show is actually real though

@@etherealsky7078 i think we all KNOW its fake. its just not fun at all to just go "this is fake. Click bait! Not real. That didn't happen." every time we see something fake

I feel like Jarvis just makes those statements because a majority of the fanbase he has will just attack him for absolutely any perceived mistake. He’s deleted a video in the past because his fourteen year old fans thought him making one joke about how he grew up with a (disabled) single mom meant he was invalidating disabled single moms everywhere. He’s just so cautious nowadays and the community pisses me off sometimes lol

LMAO

🤣🤣🤣

Spam the "practice skill" button, sleep, eat, go to work, talk to famous people, and that's how you become a famous actor in the Sims.

my god this is literally what i did when i made a steve x dr.phil household 😭😭

@@anna_banana414 Your WHAT house?!

i wonder if she did, but then they cut it out to keep the illusion of ~judge steve~

That's what I was thinking

@@Vanessa-vz5cw Good point. It's either that or a total brain fart. But I feel it's more likely they cut it out...

Yeah, it seems like that was just to add an extra moral angle to it, to make it seem extra bad because plastic surgery is dumb to him?

I AM a lawyer (albeit not in the US) and while yeah, it's pretty morally wrong to spend money that was "donated" for a specific purpose on something else, legally speaking if there's no piece of paper saying "I am loaning you $6,000 so you can do a memorial service for our dead brother", there's no legal means of showing that you *didn't* donate the money. When there are cases where family members have given money to each other, generally the law assumes that there was no intention for an agreement to be legally enforceable. The moral is, make sure you don't rely on the honour system, even if it's family!

misogyny fueled money printer go brrrrrr

@@lionguardant5468I’m NOT a lawyer and this is what I was wondering the whole time.. again obviously it’s a show so none of this is real but we’re this to be real court wouldn’t the claims be dropped almost immediately simply bc there is no written evidence that this money was meant to go specifically towards the funeral and had not just been donated to a grieving family member? Like if you give someone money for a singular purpose and want to make sure it is enforceable that they only use it for that purpose there needs to be a written or otherwise formal statement of it that can be taken to court right?

A lot of answers and questions are like that 😅

Agreed 💯👍🏻✌🏻🩷

that's exactly what it is hahaha

Oh my god your right hahahah

Yeah Ice, you got it!

“Orlikewhensomeone...eat too much chocolate cake??”

Beat me to it.

And thus did Steve Harvey preside over the case concerning Jarvis's manslaughter charge.

Hopefully we won't have to hold a funeral for you. I don't need another list 😭

Do you wanna be cremated.. I can use the left over money for surgery

Ikr! I was in a hospital waiting room while watching this trying not to burst out into laughter at 6am.

Wasn’t that funny. Jarvis thinks he’s a comedian or something

Same

It doesn’t make mine sadly

Existence makes my day

@Xena Iska no

same, his laughter gives me so much joy

Agreed, I had to take a breather

what we were all thinking

imo if it's a specific person/celebrity impression then it's comedic fair game, but it's probably crossing a line once you start doing generalized racial stereotypes (even if it is your own race). it's a gray area at the end of the day though

@@ayubious interesting! i never thought of it that way!

@@ayubious isn’t the funny part that Jarvis is mixed-race and asking that not that he’s doing an impression of a black celeb?

exactly !!!

Ok so did you steal a comment or did the other person steal from you 🤨🤨🤨

It brings joy to see people happy. It's not weird at all

No, it's great, I love it when people do that, especially if it genuinely brings joy to them

Even when they are so unfunny

@@creslodoescool Yeah but I don't think the original comment was talking about Steve Harvey

Nah you’re fucked Bro. Get help now

And just like your dad, you tend to overestimate his funny-ness.

@@johnhill160 and how would you know?

@@doaindptskoler4488 How wouldn't I know?

@@johnhill160 because you don’t know his dad???

Old school Christian yeah- sexist and a hypocrite.

That's why Steve is so bad at it. His name doesn't start with a J.

oh jesus JUDGE JJ i wanna die

J A TROIS

Jarring Judge Jarvis Johnson That’s the only J adjective I can think of lmao

@@monhi64 …..Juicy

@Xena Iska K.

@Xena Iska K.

@Xena Iska K.

@Xena Iska K.

@Xena Iska K.

In this current bizarro world I half expect that Steve harvey ends up actually a judge or president somehow

I didn't know Humpty Dumpty ate triple A's

I remember doing that too and I was the pathologist. I came to court wearing a lab coat and took it to the max level. Those were the days 🤣

I love how other kids got to do this and then in the south I had to do a civil war reenactment with paper balls. On the brighter side though I had a different teacher in highschool that had us do a congress simulation where we tried to pass bills and like 4 people in my class alone tried to legalize weed which was beautiful

@@heatherm2055 yes! I played a forensic pathologist too 😆

@@Grace-er9ep lmao I was in ✨Texas✨ but that bill passing thingy sounds really fun ngl

But we're premium

@@Diana-mu7pc we’re golden babies🥺

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…..(golllllllld)….

He should have made a tutorial

@@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu now all I can think about is the fact the Lord's Prayer is literally just a prayer tutorial given by Jesus

he also talked crap about the people in flint who still don't have clean water

And that poor people are poor because they sleep in, whereas he's rich because he wakes up at 4 ?

I believe his words were that poor people are lazy... but he also said something about not praying right in another episode of his "advice" show. Gus Johnson made a video about it.

same

I'm also human.

@@Skarry completely believable! Thank you fellow human from earth

Good to hear. Please continue living your normal human life, and enjoy your next 24 hour earth day!

SAAAMMEEE

Holyyy shit! His last close up was like, “ain’t this some shit…” LOL

Yes. Same.

I'm not sure when this episode may have aired, but unfortunately due to covid we couldn't even have a proper funeral for my father who passed away in 2020 and was cremated. We were supposed to be allowed 10 people inside, then covid numbers got worse and we were told to hold off for a bit, then told only a certain amount could be outside. We ended up putting together a block party for a celebration of life so we could stay distanced. My father never wanted to be buried at a funeral, he wanted to go back to the Earth and for people to celebrate the memories of him. However, his family and friends were all aware of this and we all made sure they were

i can confirm, i’ve been to a funeral that was for my great-aunt, who got cremated. there was a beautiful urn, tons of flowers, a large-ish room rented out (so that we could all properly distance), etc. it wasn’t any less important or expensive than a funeral where someone isn’t cremated.

her ashes got spread in a few different places btw, since she loved to travel. it was kinda cathartic to see her remains be treated the way she wanted them to.

Yeah, my mom was cremated and we had a viewing with her in a casket first and the whole funeral with flowers and everything...and then she went to be cremated after the service.

except the fucking minstrelsy

It's the friggin twitch stream commentators being ridiculous that's making him this careful ugh.

@@3nty796 explain?

@@fionn9852 the twitch chat is basically a Twitter mob but in live action. Jarvis said he looked like a dharr man character and chat yelled at him bc it's weird to compare himself to a high schooler?? Like, they just get so worked up over things that don't even matter, I wish hebwould just ignore or mute them or something

get a life yo, you don’t need to pre-defend my guy. he ain’t gonna date you bro

Fun fact: the only requirements to be a Supreme Court Justice are US citizenship and confirmation by the Senate. Additionally one current member has NEVER been a judge prior to appointment (Elana Kagen, former dean of Harvard Law, and former solicitor General to POTUS under Obama, note this makes her extremely qualified as she's a legal scholar as opposed to a trial lawyer or judge). I think it might get hella interesting if a couple of ethicists and moral philosophers on the Supreme Court.

YOU MEAN TO SAY THERES A FLAW IN OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM??

@@milhousevanhoutan9235 You can really see that in some of the current bobbleheads on the court.

@@milhousevanhoutan9235 I love how we still have to pretend the founding fathers were these all knowing (and apparently clairvoyant) deity figures who are above questioning.

oh MY GOD

That's sweet 😊

The fun in funeral

Reminds me of Fun Home- a graphic novel/musical where a funeral home director's children referred to the place as "fun home" lol

That reminds me of how my high school would send out like a notification to the teachers when a student was absent, but they'd use an abbreviation for each excuse, and one time, some kids were gone for the funeral of a teacher's wife, and my teacher read the email and just about spit out his coffee and went "so i got the notification that the basketball team is gone for that funeral... guess what they used as an abbreviation for 'funeral'..." and that was when everyone realized that funeral was always abbreviated to "fun" in the system.

It might’ve also been how she coped with the darker aspects of her job, I work around a lot of death and making light of it makes everything easier when I go home at the end of the day

That's what I was thinking. I don't think she knows *where* she is lol

Wait, what..? But that's... why he laughed at her trying to plead the 5th and said that. He's saying it's _not_ "real" court and _doesn't_ apply in this setting.

It doesn't matter either way because it's not real court 😅

@@Meladjusted what the person was saying was that, even if it was a real court it wouldn’t matter because you can’t do that in small claims court.

Omg ikr? I visited some distant family a few years ago and we turned family fued on to break the ice and the first question was something like "what would a stripper's name in the north pole be?"

I saw part of an episode on today as I was hanging out with my mom. The question we caught was "what did your ex stick you with?" ... you can probably guess the first answer said. It's an occasionally funny show but definitely not for little kids.

"Nekid grandmaw!"

@@pictonomii3295 "Naked huh?".

The mention of "boobs" is not enough to make something rated R

He's Like Bill Cosby But If He Didn't Do All- You Know-

@@estinsidebottom I mean he might have done similar, it could just be under wraps

@@DoodleZoo The Fact That I Could See Steve Harvey Having Skeletons In The Closet Like That Really Scares Me

@@estinsidebottom yeah famous people don’t always have the best track record when it comes to that sorta thing

He’s like really sexist like casually and alarmingly so The source I had was a gus johnson video but I’m gonna go ahead and not recommend that :/ I’m sure other people have talked about it

"And that's when my husband hit me." "He hi- Wha?" *Uproarious laughter*

cut to a witness sobbing their heart out giving their testimony while laugh tracks and sound effects play in the background

@@casinopolis the producers in the back: Oh this is gonna win us an Emmy for sure!

Everyone thinks they’re a judge these days lol

_Family Fued theme in the background_ "See alot of people dont see eye to eye, thats where i come in!" - Stephen Harvard

You serious 😦

Me just coming into the court house announcing I'm the law now

It's time to overhaul the US.

If it's true it should be changed, people shouldn't be judged with people with no law degree. Just as I don't to get in a plane designed by non degree engineers, or be treated with undegree doctor

@@yuki97kira You literally can do that as long as the people elect you.

That's its own TV show lol

Sounds like an old fashioned irish wake, which is personally how I want my family to process my death instead of only grieving. Interesting to hear that even high end funeral homes have ragers

@@caithenry8429 normally I'd agree since everyone grieves differently, but this high end funeral home I worked at was in Miami, with majority of our clients being Cuban and Venezuelan families from Doral (very hoity toity area). Being Cuban myself I know that that isn't really part of our culture, the way these families were is more akin to how we do kid's birthdays, letting the kids run around and do whatever while the adults sit around gossiping and drinking. Since I worked with all the funeral directors who had appointments with these families, I know a lot of the families didn't give a damn and only had a funeral out of obligation (and even those who did care admitted that their extended family really didn't). So most of the behavior I saw from these funerals was just kinda trashy and disrespectful as opposed to people celebrating the life of a loved one. Definitely sad since a majority of our decedents were older people and from my experience people care a lot less about the death of someone older

I'm not Irish, but I know some people try to make things lighthearted during these occasions. I went to a funeral of someone who specifically stated they wanted their funeral to be a celebration and that no one should wear black, only their most glamorous clothes. And there was a live band and a DJ. I don't know if somber is always the way to go. Not doubting the vibes you were picking up from your clientele though. Just noting that not everyone is somber.

I went to my friend's funeral and as i walked in there was a live DJ and bottle girls. He didnt want his final goodbye to be a sad one.

You’ll give them ideas

😂😂😂

w reference

... Attorney at CAW

It's more likely than you think!

Wait for him to catch beef with Gordon Ramsay haha get it? cus beef is food

You KNOW he would use powdered casserole seasoning on some white cheddar mac and cheese (also packaged) and some breadcrumbs

You know it's coming surprised it didn't happen 10 years ago

the great harvey bake off

You keep walking around with baited breath your gonna get fish breath

We had to sign contracts for everything, especially permission for cremation, for both of my in-laws. They were wonderful, which is why we went with them the second time as well. But I still have that paperwork and, if I didn't, they do. There's no excuse for not having the paperwork.

He is so visibly uncomfortable in those episodes. Steve truly met his match in Latrice Royale

I need to see the RuPaul one I can’t imagine how he acted

I saw it! Oh man he had all that coming that toasted plum.

Can you really be mad at old people for being racist/homophobic? They were raised that way their whole life

@@oxyroid yes, yes you can be mad

What have they been saying? Cuz likes there's a difference between constructive criticism and being a dick lol

i love you

yeah, i too am loving the new content. go jarvis!

Ditto

@@bitbot9834 I've heard some people say that the twitch chat gets a little much at times. Idk if that's true or if that is what this comment is about tho

same

Man, those were the days

Amen

If you think that you’ve never watched his Twitch chat…

@@GogiRegion i know his twitch chat is brutal, they are really unfair to him. I just hope he knows that he doesn’t have to constantly explain himself because *most of us* know that hes not being serious

I’m not even lying, I’ve been in America my entire life, never left the country once not even for a vacation. And it took me until a was like 12 to figure out they were different people. Like I deadass thought they were the same

At LEAST Harvey doesn't have the audacity to call himself a Dr

Eh I’m not sure about that. Feel as though Dr Phil is worse. Steve, at least, didn’t send a bunch of kids to abuse-camp. Fortunately. Just odd comparison lol, all they share in common is being tv personalities & being old, bald, & mustachio’ed. “American Tv” Show Persona ≠ Personality. Ellen is a good example. Fakes nice on TV.

If you told me they we’re both descended from the same family in the south so many generations down the line…it would make too much sense to me.

@@Tw0Dots Well I mean I'm pretty sure a child only picks up on appearance and voice/inflection.

i replayed that part so many times 😭😭

My mother, who is very smart, got me the Steve Harvey book to tell me to how to avoid problematic men. The person who sold it to her was a woman who was insistent that this was the way that women can avoid “bad” guys. I didn’t even bother reading it because I just didn’t want to hear his misogynist and misandrist garbage probably written by a ghost writer.

@@cremetangerine82 damn how messed up do you have to be to be misogynistic AND misandrist at the same time?

I truly never knew about any of what he mentioned.

To be real he's entertainment, he's not here to do a job he's there to entertain anyone willing to watch, his point of view is fucked but that doesn't mean people can't enjoy his work, like eminem who openly said some of the most outta pocket shit for music but people still enjoy his music even if they don't like the person

@@travistreadway3180 “he’s not here to do a job” is wrong in so many ways i cant

I dont see views as “problematic” he can think and believe what ever he wants. Same goes for people who dont hold the same views as me. I dont give a shit, everyone is different and everyone believes different things and thats ok. There is value on all sides. No opinion is right or wrong because they are all right and wrong. He may have some opinions you dont like but the dude has brought alot of enjoyment to millions of people over his career and thats a all around positive impact on humanity

@@jimboneutron8399 Ah, a centrist

Note about 3 where I live judges have to have been lawyers not sure about the rules where you are that's really interesting

Steve Harvey isn't exactly hurting for dental care cash. He's hardly the only celebrity with super white teeth. Ask Simon Cowell.

@@joyceneal6169 what’s your point?

The thing about law degrees depends on jurisdiction. Lots of states disqualify candidates who don’t have law degrees. That said, federally-appointed judges don’t need degrees.

@@sealogic4552 that is fucking WILD.

That is the craziest shit I’ve heard in a while ngl

I realllllllly hope this is an American only thing, (speaking from the uk)

Oh God

Land of the free baybeeee

@@AnEmu404 why? You don't have to agree to it if you don't want to

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He doin side quests

An appropriate response if I've ever heard one!

Everything you said is how I feel about the show, and I, too, only came across it because is precedes Abbott Elementary 😂

Are there true people on the show ? Or even the cast is fake ? Is it another reality tv show where normal people become stupid ?

@@user-yt2xv1gs7l Truth be told, I don't know. I assume it's exactly how Jarvis said it. It's real people with _possibly_ real issues that were probably just elevated for television...but in all honestly, it could just be all fake and no one knows each other. I'm of the mindset of they're real people that at least know each other, but the problems aren't real and/or they are real problems but a good communication could solve them.

@@beautifuldayxo I think you're right and I think that's generally the case on these types of shows. they're not all bad, though! the case where the sister paid the brother to build an entertainment center and it turned out they were just talking past each other and actually loved each other sooo much was really cute and sweet

@@toastnuances No, you're absolutely right. I'm personally a fan of the photographer who basically was afforded a chance to work for Steve Harvey and basically paid his fine off for him. What a great ending to the episode

Thats what I thought it was and figured it'd be about him modeling and talking fashion lol. Not sure if I'm disappointed or happy with what we got instead.

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