Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History

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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Steve Jobs: Nice Peter
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Bill Gates: EpicLLOYD
/ epiclloyd
HAL9000 voiced by: Nice Peter
Model By: goldenarmor.com/
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
Written by:
Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Lauren Flans & Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins
/ zachsherwin
Beat Produced by:
Tristan Krauss
Song Produced by:
Nice Peter
Mixed by:
Rafael Serrano and Nice Peter
Directed by:
Dave McCary
/ david
On Set VFX Coordinator and Compositing by:
Sean Barrett
/ gnarlywich
Edited by:
Dave McCary and Nice Peter
Assistant Editors:
Andrew Sherman & Marc Chester
/ thatssomarc
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Gaffer:
Arthur Hong
Music Supervisor and Playback:
Dante Cimadamore
/ givememotion
Costume Design and Art Direction:
Mary Gutfleisch
/ marydoodles
Key Costumer:
Natalia Fedner
/ nataliafedner
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Makeup and Hair:
Ashlyn Melancon
www.makeupbyashlyn.com
Script Supervisor and Production Assistant:
Marc Chester
Production Assistants:
Jose Mendoza, Atul Singh and Russell Ford
Produced by:
Michelle Maloney
Executive Producer:
Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios
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@skyrocks12 3 жыл бұрын

it took me 8 years to realize that when Steve Jobs says "I got a PC but it wasn't from you" he doesn't mean a personal computer, he means pancreatic cancer

@noahramey9593 3 жыл бұрын

Average Skill Games I learned that a few times of watching this when digging in the comments.

@Julmaa87 3 жыл бұрын

It was obvious to me at the start 🤷‍♂️

@Angryginger2421 3 жыл бұрын

I just now realized what he meant from the comments

@user-bd7xm3ig9q 3 жыл бұрын

same here

@ceesmiddel 3 жыл бұрын

I thought you GNU

@nitrocreed 5 жыл бұрын

"I got a PC but it wasn't from you" He died from Pancreatic Cancer Damn the line is truly genius and subtle

@baconcatsizzle 5 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone got it!

@samlewis3555 5 жыл бұрын

Damn.

@joshwebb8687 5 жыл бұрын

and what about the daisy's destruction reference. "ill beat you till your singing about a daisy girl'

@QuieroSerTraderBO 5 жыл бұрын

Se refiere a sistema operativo que Bill robó de Apple, nada que ver con su enfermedad. Ustedes hablan Ingles y no entendieron esa referencia?

@irakligazashvili2690 5 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@roccobot 5 ай бұрын

This is still the best ERB ever: • Great music • The best duo ever • Excellent lyrics, including the legendary PC joke • A segment where they sing in a statement / response sequence • The final plot twist • No actual winner • The outro is both hilarious and majestic I fucking love this ERB.

@BSKY4907 4 ай бұрын

There was a fanmade poll, here were the results Steve Jobs-54% Hal-9000-30% Bill Gates-16%

@rednafi 4 ай бұрын

@@BSKY4907 Gates' second verse was epic.

@BSKY4907 4 ай бұрын

@@rednafi ikr

@MichalNowierski 3 ай бұрын

I agree this is the best ERB, it will never get old

@Rhidayah 3 ай бұрын

I wrote this comment on iPhone 🗿

@DJFNaFMan 7 ай бұрын

Bill Gates last verse was actually quite sad “fine you wanna be like that die then the whole world loved you but were my friend” probably the saddest line in ERB

@feisarspeed 6 ай бұрын

I'm sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can't control my rage. Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age, But the truth is, I miss ya. You were gone too soon. You were like watching a beautiful sunset…at noon. (Aw.) Stan, don't be sad. We all have a time to go. (Yeah…) Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago, But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible. The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible. There is no beef between us. We're two minds of the same kind, And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind.

@no_soul647 2 ай бұрын

yes@@feisarspeed

@stoneglaser6250 Ай бұрын

@@feisarspeedM I C ,I ROCK THE MIC PROPERLY K E Y

@Burningpaladin Ай бұрын

@@stoneglaser6250 TURNING PROFITS I GOT THE KEY

@trajic9204 Ай бұрын

@@stoneglaser6250 lmao, perfect response.

@gizmothepiefaceman3062 4 жыл бұрын

Best Flow: Steve Jobs Best Disses: Bill Gates Overall winner: AIDS research

@raineepic5479 4 жыл бұрын

No lol bitch Overall winner is "I got a PC but it wasn't from u bitch"

@zauberwild 4 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@raineepic5479 4 жыл бұрын

@@vishalmohite7154 that works too

@sirhynes6924 4 жыл бұрын

No “Hasta la visa like the terminator told ya” won -HAL9000

@Voidzdomain 4 жыл бұрын

please jus stop with these memes i have seen so many of them already (its just a joke little salty, angry, dumb kids)

@josephstalin364 3 жыл бұрын

In 40 years, some kid will see these rap battles and say “I was born in the wrong generation”

@drod6203 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly.... people born between 94-02 had a pretty good childhood, we still played outside but it was when internet was just starting to take off. Everyone in gaming lobbies had a mic and the lobbies were hectic, between the ages of 10-16 I played outside and did stupid shit with friends then too it off with staying up all night playing Xbox with friends

@killtrihards2263 2 жыл бұрын

@@drod6203 yep im an '02 kid.

@DORANGEDMOOCOW 2 жыл бұрын

""I was born in the wrong generation." Shut the fuck up" -Filthy Frank

@nbacivilnba8950 2 жыл бұрын

Привет Товарищ

@seraph7216 2 жыл бұрын

thank you joseph stalin

@calliopeshifts Жыл бұрын

“how you gonna shoot me down when i guide the rocket” is such a fire line and nobody is talking about it. it literally has LAYERSS TO IT

@humainstagiaire6576 8 ай бұрын

Please, teach me: how many layers can you rewrite in plain? (no irony)

@user-so9hs2px6m 5 ай бұрын

EXACTLY such a brutal line. I feel sorry for those that dont understand the tech jargon in this

@enermaxstephens1051 5 ай бұрын

Well they could shoot him with manual rockets. Or those ones that were guided by really long wires

@ouibirth 5 ай бұрын

@@user-so9hs2px6m then can u explain?

@rocksteady9826 5 ай бұрын

Exactly. It can send itself anywhere, and the rocket you shoot to down it is ALSO controlled by AI so all attempts become null. All our major weapons are in direct control. Sick line.

@binuxuser 7 ай бұрын

As a kid I never really liked HAL's part in this one, but having grown up around copious amounts of computers and the internet, it's frankly chilling how well written and strangely prescient it ended up being. The line about being in our laps and pockets evokes the all seeing eyes of platform algorithms, and supercomputers do in fact run Linux for the most part. This plus all the little references easily makes this my favorite ERB.

@gemstonegynoid7475 6 ай бұрын

Used to think it represented Apple continuing on as a competitor despite job's death. But truly I can see it being the interconnected apparatus of online corporations guiding the world now

@GooseCee 4 ай бұрын

I used to genuinely hate Hal's parts too until very recently. With how fast AI is moving it made me realize that Hal isn't that far away and that even geniuses like steve jobs and bill gates are insignificant compared to what they've built.

@BlackChambermaid 3 ай бұрын

It's supposed to be Linux, it's just a joke that it is being portrait as HAL. Since Linux doesn't really have a prominent leader figure like Apple and Windows has. The joke is that they are fighting about which system is better, but Linux is far superior than both. It's not really about Ai though even though it fits the narrative.

@crazypato3752 3 ай бұрын

@@BlackChambermaidwhat's Linux?

@GreysonTran-se4py 3 ай бұрын

@@crazypato3752GNU/Linux is a UNIX-like operating system (OS). It runs the Linux Kernel and is typically packaged in distributions such as Ubuntu or CentOs (deprecated). Note that macOS (10.5+) actually complies to the Single UNIX Specification; macOS is a true UNIX operating system, whereas Linux is not.

@nathanielleopoldo9131 4 жыл бұрын

*"You blow, Jobs"* -Bill Gates

@user-zs2qp8ft3o 4 жыл бұрын

So he blow bill's Microsoft lol

@specmoment3592 4 жыл бұрын

A very important comma

@lawindragon5594 4 жыл бұрын

Blow jobs hearing that line makes me need holy water

@ImaPizzaK 4 жыл бұрын

'Blow Jobs' *vomiting*

@chrishansen1842 4 жыл бұрын

@@specmoment3592 the world's most important comma.

@ERB Жыл бұрын

10 years old today!! Thank you for still being here! Much love. Peter & Lloyd xx

@jaheim2571 Жыл бұрын

Legends 🙌🙌

@schwartzy65 Жыл бұрын

Grazy journey! Very long time fan (already feeling old :D and cant wait whats next! :)

@astonished4915 Жыл бұрын

oh you still remember this video even after 10 years, thats great

@proton.x12 Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe it’s been 10 years…

@chair2054 Жыл бұрын

i simply dont believe it

@ragersoprano9964 10 ай бұрын

The Daisy Girl line is cool considering the first song ever sung by an IBM computer was "Daisy Bell". Really shows how those guys over at ERB do their research

@adamjrusso 10 ай бұрын

Also when Hal dies at the end of 2001, he reverts to singing Daisy Bell in his death throes.

@couchpotatoes5158 8 ай бұрын

Oh no it’s a lot darker than that. When he says “beat you till you’re singing bout a daisy girl” he’s also referencing something muchhhh worse

@thewildernessofmirrors3045 8 ай бұрын

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@putt7515 7 ай бұрын

@@couchpotatoes5158also dark is when jobs said PC reffering to pancreatic cancer

@Yan_35 4 ай бұрын

@@couchpotatoes5158 what is he referencing

@binhky4882 11 ай бұрын

The "your future is my design" line always gives me chills, still does

@pixelizedpear 2 ай бұрын

ikr, I never came back to this battle much but that parts definitely a standout to just sounding amazing

@craigallison4270 Ай бұрын

Explain

@craigallison4270 Ай бұрын

@@pixelizedpearexplain

@YTPs2Glin 26 күн бұрын

Meh, Windows 11 (and maybe 12) are more and more like Macintosh design so...

@Bode2342 3 жыл бұрын

"Beat you in 17 lines of code" From the start and until this point, HAL gave 17 lines from his verse...

@fckit4410 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah such a good move!

@josephstalin364 3 жыл бұрын

How the hell do people find this stuff out?

@cremicilafenice4654 3 жыл бұрын

@@josephstalin364 if you watch it once to enjoy, 2nd time to listen, 3rd time to catch the references, 4th time to look for what you may have missed xD

@cremicilafenice4654 3 жыл бұрын

@@josephstalin364 thats part of it xD

@Just_a-guy 3 жыл бұрын

@@cremicilafenice4654 and what about next 50 times?

@evank3718 3 жыл бұрын

How do either lloyd or Peter look like every human on earth. They have one of the best makeup crews in Earth

@r1ck537 3 жыл бұрын

Aight m8, imma bout to let u know the secret. But be aware! That as soon as u know this, the illuminati are coming for u. It's called a mask lol search for ERB behind the scenes.

@fckit4410 3 жыл бұрын

@@r1ck537 the channel is called ERB2

@blaz2892 3 жыл бұрын

The makeup people they have working for them are magic, that’s how.

@Thompson98PL 3 жыл бұрын

no cap, they really do

@kinkydaddy3147 3 жыл бұрын

Make-up, costume and prosthetics

@yebadem 2 ай бұрын

This aged so good considering ChatGPT is runing on a linux.

@sidblue Ай бұрын

This snapped in my mind a couple of months ago! Cool right?! Hahah

@Youtubed-jv5oi 17 күн бұрын

Yes, as do most platforms like Google, Meta etc

@coolklefkisarecool 5 ай бұрын

“But you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC” THAT WAS FIRE

@BrandonMcCurry999 4 күн бұрын

I thought that one was also, apple uses extreme quality rather than quantity It's a luxury type of electronic.. and the phones are definitely awesome ... so, I learned while selling metal roofs with lifetime warranties (50 year) you pay for quality.. often.. in certain types of products

@BrandonMcCurry999 4 күн бұрын

Commented from an Samsung a03, 70$ Works, and very customizable.. free apps ect.. some filled with malware lol

@czarthetsar2968 5 жыл бұрын

1:15 First Thanos victim 2012 colorized

@ftc2450 5 жыл бұрын

Dammit thanos!

@czarthetsar2968 5 жыл бұрын

Bill I don't feel so good

@hatetoseeit2343 5 жыл бұрын

Bill should have gone for the head

@Bigdude0444 5 жыл бұрын

How did I never come back and make this comment myself?!? They really are ahead of their time.

@goodmankeiaudre9290 5 жыл бұрын

So when i heard hit the time on it i realized that i was 1 second away from that time

@walkergreen309 3 жыл бұрын

I can't get over how good the opening is with Jobs interrupting and getting straight to the battle.

@nalanhazzard 3 жыл бұрын

Me to

@michaellin7936 3 жыл бұрын

the opening was really smooth

@LowReedExpert1 3 жыл бұрын

I remember the day it aired, it was amazing because people were begging for this match since the beginning!

@lukethelegend9705 3 жыл бұрын

And how awesome Hal’s part was

@massivetree7937 3 жыл бұрын

He had to get started quick before he died. Too soon?

@crysismaster09 8 ай бұрын

"so go ahead try to Turing test me" line is kinda creepy, when you think about that the GPT4 already passed the Turing test.

@HaonProductions 23 күн бұрын

Whenever I read about new developments in AI, I think about this battle. "Everything you built leads up to me" indeed.

@Aaron-xr7oc 5 жыл бұрын

"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend" that hits deep.

@tntrigued5011 4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand that can someone explain?

@Aaron-xr7oc 4 жыл бұрын

@@tntrigued5011 they were friends

@QuantumRei 4 жыл бұрын

The were rivals but they were good friends bill gates was hit hard when jobs passed

@theveganflower5135 4 жыл бұрын

After they were friends and rivals they kinda stoped talking as friends and then when he jobs died gates was hit hard realizing they lost a good friendship for nothing

@tntrigued5011 4 жыл бұрын

@@Aaron-xr7oc oh ok thanks

@tommyscott8511 4 жыл бұрын

Of all the ERBs, this one felt the most like a BATTLE. They bicker, cut each other off and aren't solely reserved to their individual verses.

@Wingingvoice 4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Scott Obama VS Mitt Romney was pretty good but I’d have to agree with you

@poopace 4 жыл бұрын

and the part where steve jobs "dies" shows emotion i like that too

@tommyscott8511 4 жыл бұрын

Xander K True, I like that one too

@bijuutamer729 4 жыл бұрын

Xander K that ones slightly different to showcase the nature of politics. Specifically when they peter out and start calling each other dummies.

@fjccommish 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's good.

@DesJnr 2 ай бұрын

11 years old and STILL my favourite ERB of all time.

@onkelebert787 Ай бұрын

Mine too, but Elvis vs. Michael Jackson and cesar vs. Zulu are right behind this. To tell you this was quite important for me. Or not. Who cares.

@basiccoder2166 11 ай бұрын

The careography, acting, edit and camerawork on HAL9000 is simply brilliant

@Tkieron 3 жыл бұрын

9 years later and I STILL laugh at Gates' opening line "You blow, Jobs"

@sevilleandcoarthouse2960 3 жыл бұрын

His whole diss is beautiful

@matthewtatian1117 3 жыл бұрын

yes

@infinity8288 3 жыл бұрын

I still laugh at Steve punch line, Why did u name the company after your d!©k( Micro- soft) 😂😂

@maxrichards3881 3 жыл бұрын

@@sevilleandcoarthouse2960 Bill Gates is the best!

@elole707 3 жыл бұрын

But he makes the gui that Melinda uses *suggestive dancing*

@riverbanzachamploo9725 4 ай бұрын

"the whole world loved you, but you were my friend." gets me to this day.

@lifebydrone 3 ай бұрын

Still watching this 11 years on. It's by far the best ERB.

@Annihilated64-13yearsago 3 ай бұрын

even the ending "who won? whos next? you decide!" sounds fire

@zenerva 7 жыл бұрын

"IPhone, IPad, IPwn, ISmack" - This is golden

@augustlundin 7 жыл бұрын

+Batman Nothings beats "You blow, Jobs" and "How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?"

@zenerva 7 жыл бұрын

Batman is right xD

@daydaydominater 7 жыл бұрын

+Privilege when you realise that pc's can be cheaper then apple products and still run perfectly fine.

@ChrisChromeYT 7 жыл бұрын

I got a Windows 7 gaming over that runs like shit... Probably cuz it is a 4 year old laptop with a broken screen and still has a VGA port if anyone remembers what they are

@henkka5131 7 жыл бұрын

Linux!!

@apdemic4574 9 жыл бұрын

Windows if you are mainstream. Apple if you have money. Linux if you know how a computer works.

@Tiberius11111111 9 жыл бұрын

Littlx X That is the most stupid statem i have ever read not sure if sarcasam or plain stupid

@apdemic4574 9 жыл бұрын

Tiberius16 both.

@joshmvfx 9 жыл бұрын

Littlx X Windows if you know how a computer works mac if you dont, and are rich linux if you know how a computer really works

@RudolphCookie 9 жыл бұрын

Littlx X My PC is worth 2 iMacs price-wise. Worth 50 iMacs performance-wise. I don't think it's about being mainstream.

@apdemic4574 9 жыл бұрын

ImperialBiscuit sorry that was my bad, obviously i forgot the gaming pc's (such a shame, since i own one myself)

@omniscientOverlady 10 ай бұрын

The bit after Steve Jobs died was actually really emotional omg.

@luisvasquez5015 7 ай бұрын

"your future is my design" OpenAI has entered the ChatGPT

@SmallEyeStudios 4 жыл бұрын

“The whole world loves you, but you were my friend” This line always hit a little differently

@thursdaycarter4533 3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@thefaunprince4256 3 жыл бұрын

I literally came back to this song just to hear that line

@dreadlist1711 3 жыл бұрын

How?

@Just_a-guy 3 жыл бұрын

@@dreadlist1711 sad. Depressing. It wasn't an attack at jobs, but his expression of lost :D that how i feel about that line

@ramkvs1918 3 жыл бұрын

Yeahh.

@Frog101_Real 3 жыл бұрын

I swear, Pete and Lloyd are just the default characters for every human being.

@mabkhraposting9253 3 жыл бұрын

Based comment

@delve_ 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, just white/European characters. They really don't ever play non-European characters for a reason.

@DerpiestGameBlast 3 жыл бұрын

@@delve_ Everything else is the DLC

@Frog101_Real 3 жыл бұрын

@@DerpiestGameBlast they're just the random settings

@thunderviperx7854 3 жыл бұрын

The only white characters they failed to play properly was Bill O'Reilly and Elon Musk. Mark Zuckerberg too wasn't that similar looking but they nailed the robot part

@KevinRider 9 ай бұрын

"Whole world loved you but you were my friend" Love that line

@njschultz8506 15 күн бұрын

"Singin' about a daisy girl" is brilliant, the first song a computer ever sang was "Daisy Do," a short song about their hopeful future marriage :)

@l0sts0ul89 9 күн бұрын

And pretty sure Hal sings Daisy right?

@njschultz8506 9 күн бұрын

@@l0sts0ul89 I think so

@davidvallejo4556 3 жыл бұрын

“Got the GUI that Melinda uses “ hits different now that they’re divorcing

@apocalypt0723 3 жыл бұрын

LoL

@poemanx7297 3 жыл бұрын

No lies detected

@theintelligentcow7447 3 жыл бұрын

@Arafath Islam • what are you talking about?

@theintelligentcow7447 3 жыл бұрын

@Arafath Islam • tf you mean they were married for 27 years, just because she chooses to divorce him doesn’t mean that she’s a gold digger, incel. Marriages run their course, and there’s a good chance they agreed it was the best thing for both of them.

@theintelligentcow7447 3 жыл бұрын

@Arafath Islam • yeah because she would definitely wait 27 years to divorce him if she was a gold digger

@doktahv8837 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *Trying to sleep* My brain: LET ME JUST STEP RIGHT IN

@addisonq3598 4 жыл бұрын

I'm literally in that situation right now

@khalifeh22 4 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@Hilljoona 4 жыл бұрын

Well, you have some serious issues with your brain then. Ask for a good doctor if you have a PC.

@isabellac.7112 4 жыл бұрын

@@Hilljoona *i see what you did there*

@santiagobarrios1592 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@atomdecay Ай бұрын

This video is absolutely flawless. Every single line is perfect. Every camera angle, every dance move, every edit, every little nuance, it all came together so perfectly here. In a storm of 88 individually genius videos, this one in particular literally COULD NOT BE any better. It's perfect.

@user-vx2vn8ww4y 8 ай бұрын

11 years later, and “why’d you name your company after your dick?” still hits hard

@valhater9000 4 жыл бұрын

Steve faded before Thanos even snapped *He's ahead of his time*

@dunkelctankwie8019 4 жыл бұрын

Yawn

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter guess we wait five years...

@trymex9168 4 жыл бұрын

Technically thanos snapped in the comics decades ago

@ripcanalgerfesongaymaldito4366 4 жыл бұрын

@@trymex9168 shhh dont let them know

@angelcastaneda529 4 жыл бұрын

FreezyBoi 3, why would he? He grew up with muggles all his life. And besides, us comic book readers know that Thanos did that to impress Death.

@Dirtwolf624 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: When the AI says, “beat you in 17 lines of code” that was the 17th bar. ERB is amazingly detailed in their raps.

@anthony42- 2 жыл бұрын

It’s not AI I’m pretty sure it’s Steve jobs mind that was put inside that camera thing

@araen11 2 жыл бұрын

No it's not... Its HAL9000 from The Space Oddysey, representinf the third rival to the other two- Linux

@sleepingnowplsproductions7303 2 жыл бұрын

how did you figure that out

@austincarter1721 2 жыл бұрын

It’s HAL 9000 >:(

@Bigassboya 2 жыл бұрын

@@anthony42- 1:59 It literally says it's running on Linux so no. It's Hal9000 but it's representing the Linux Operating Systems and I guess super-smart AIs too

@Justice237 8 ай бұрын

After all these years, “why’d you name you company after your dick?!” is still the sickest burn I’ve ever heard

@koripen 5 ай бұрын

Who came back here after listening to Henry Ford vs Karl Marx?!

@gastoncontreras5729 5 ай бұрын

Es que esta es la mejor de todas.

@landelacruzzzz 3 жыл бұрын

*"Beat you in seventeen lines of code"* HAL's verse is actually made of 17 lines, such brilliance on this one.

@kostubhkhandelwal4665 3 жыл бұрын

Hal's the best

@Seth-ng5oy 3 жыл бұрын

Does such Perfection exist?

@stereohat5627 3 жыл бұрын

@@Seth-ng5oy it is called HAL9000

@Seth-ng5oy 3 жыл бұрын

Hal9000 was created by humans. Humans caused Hal9000 to Malfunction, causing many crew Member's Death. Plus, a human managed to Outsmart Hal9000 and got him..."Terminated." @@stereohat5627

@hardcoredoom5892 3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap. That’s brilliant.

@ggonmar 6 ай бұрын

11 years passed, and this is still the best from these guys

@DanetteBall 8 ай бұрын

I'm wrapping up Isaacson's biography of Steve Jobs and I can't believe that the writers of this rap knew enough to touch on the decades long drama between The Beatles and Apple but were restrained enough to not spell it out. It sits there as a little Easter egg for those who are in the know but doesn't distract those who don't already understand. These songs are so dense it's just amazing.

@humortman 7 жыл бұрын

"I'm on linux bitch, I thought you GNU" *MINDBLOWN*

@albertwayne2323 6 жыл бұрын

HAL9000 and its Linux won clearly xD

@natesd053 6 жыл бұрын

HumorTman I

@goodgirl111100 6 жыл бұрын

HumorTman Hal won.

@jonathonmummery9295 6 жыл бұрын

HumorTman ?!

@minibrosef 6 жыл бұрын

. . . .

@anonymousanonymous7933 4 жыл бұрын

"People with jobs use a PC" Damn, calm down Bill.

@leandroroman7053 4 жыл бұрын

Facts. :'v

@thewhitewolf58 4 жыл бұрын

anonymous anonymous jokes on you I run my life from an iPhone sc

@anonymousanonymous7933 4 жыл бұрын

@@thewhitewolf58 more power to ya, i couldn't do it

@ElizabethMorote 4 жыл бұрын

anonymous anonymous The only machines that I have that work and can find parts for are my iPhone 4,4S,5,6+,6S+,Original iPad 3G,iPad 2 3G,and iPad 4 LTE. My old Dell Dimension 8200’s motherboard is fried though after 18 years. I can’t find another motherboard for it. I have a job though.

@alexanderchristopher6237 4 жыл бұрын

@@ElizabethMorote after 18 years? That's really good then.

@matttaylor308 5 ай бұрын

11 years later I return to this video to say that in my office job I say "people with the power to create use an Apple, but people with jobs, use PC" on a weekly basis.

@ClassicalMMAChef 11 ай бұрын

Peter and Lloyd predicted the rise of Chat GPT and AI with HAL's appearance at the end...

@cade6807 8 жыл бұрын

Siri vs J.A.R.V.I.S

@yannickvandorsselaer 8 жыл бұрын

thats a good one man put it on their last vod

@sxturn420 8 жыл бұрын

siri vs cortana

@matrix_624 8 жыл бұрын

+cherise williams Siri Vs. Hal9000

@mpgartland 8 жыл бұрын

+cherise williams They're both stupid

@eelektro2 8 жыл бұрын

+cherise williams siri vs JARVIS is stupit better yet Knight rider car vs JARVIS because they both are AI.. siri is just an programm

@_np7 2 жыл бұрын

9 years later this is still a banger man.

@_np7 2 жыл бұрын

I never thought this would happen. Thank you ERB, you guys are the best

@alessbritish228 2 жыл бұрын

@@_np7 no u

@davoodoh3137 2 жыл бұрын

@@alessbritish228 how did you do that???

@Mygg_Jeager 2 жыл бұрын

I literally just discovered this, and holy yeah. This is not only funny content, but a legit actual catchy song lol.

@Sebastianooooooooo 2 жыл бұрын

I actually listen to this in my music playlist. All time favorite!

@1untamedbrain 10 ай бұрын

This is much more sinister 11 years later with AI so prevalent. "I'm coming out the socket. Nothing you can do can stop it."

@hunterbruce 9 ай бұрын

i never understood “singing bout a daisy girl” as a kid but after finally watching 2001 it’s the best damn line in the whole song

@icantthinkofaname62 8 жыл бұрын

"Why'd you name your company after your dick?" INSTA WIN FOR STEVE JOBS

@johnescolar6493 8 жыл бұрын

That was the greatest line ever, I couldn't stop thinking about how funny the line was

@maximleo1904 8 жыл бұрын

Ahahahah

@jackiefock3804 8 жыл бұрын

He literally said it was small and not hard XD

@gamingmilk829 8 жыл бұрын

+Jackie Fock ...

@nightwing6287 8 жыл бұрын

Took me 2 1/2 years to figure out what that meant, I had the answer but never knew what it meant :D

@gunnargetz5980 3 жыл бұрын

"You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC!" Some intense word play on "An apple a day keeps the doctor away.".

@thisguy1640 3 жыл бұрын

Technically it also makes sense from a financial standard

@crzgangster8721 3 жыл бұрын

He had Pancreatic Cancer

@1itslaurahere1 3 жыл бұрын

Also because Steve Jobs said "you'll never catch a virus on an Apple" so Bill Gates replied with the thing about doctors (because you know.... virus..... sickness.... doctors)

@drewinsur7321 2 жыл бұрын

not gonna undermine the genius behind it, but they use plenty of time to research relevant topics and transform them into disses and references... but godamm still dope af

@jordevorstenbosch 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisguy1640 Not with these CPU/GPU prices

@martines2956 5 ай бұрын

"Why'd name your company after your dlck" took me a second but it's genius

@gladiusgamer9324 3 ай бұрын

11 yrs old and HAL's lines are now scary af with AI coming out the way it has.

@ChronoBaw 5 жыл бұрын

Took me 6 years to catch that Jobs meant Pancreatic Cancer when he said "I got a pc" shit

@ikkuhishikawa7982 5 жыл бұрын

wack.

@komibell2621 5 жыл бұрын

Man that's a bar 🔥🔥🔥 WTH only real ppl with knowledge can react to bars like that

@receedzeraq9488 5 жыл бұрын

took me 6 minute by searching comment section, the comment section is truly the archive of knowledge... and toxic flame rage *peek other comments and drama wars*

@franciscovanleeuwen4446 5 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@lukethelegend9705 5 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@shabuktaginprince602 2 жыл бұрын

Bill: Hows things on heaven steve? Steve: Not bad. The best part is there are no gates or windows.

@user-xx4km5xr6v 2 жыл бұрын

BEST!

@ovni2295 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, there's the pearly gates...

@SomeRandomGuy789 2 жыл бұрын

One time I farted in an apple store and got kicked out. It wasn't my fault, there were not any windows

@ChristinaaArmani 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@user-ze6dx5bl5w 2 жыл бұрын

Gold.

@samsoulpactum8409 Күн бұрын

Rewatching after a decade. It is still brilliant. Thanks.

@devenhaugen 5 ай бұрын

The fact that this was made years ago but now AI is slowly taking over is crazy!

@CptDawner 4 жыл бұрын

Steve Jobs: *gets dusted* Everyone else on planet earth: “you’re about 5 years too early.”

@nightstar9007 4 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@girthespurr418 4 жыл бұрын

My. Man.

@retric8534 4 жыл бұрын

Try me : Viva la Vida

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 жыл бұрын

Retric Explain the joke please?? I know the song so I'm pretty sure I'll get it.

@girthespurr418 4 жыл бұрын

Cedar Franklin In the movie Avengers Endgame, the avengers have to go back in time. In one scene, hulk and another character are discussing a different character from the future who died by dusting away but wasn’t known yet at the time their at. The other character says “your five years too early” when discussing this dead character

@Seebbbs Жыл бұрын

That ''Let me just step right in'' at the start will always be so iconic

@dankerbell Жыл бұрын

true

@tonygautam9197 Жыл бұрын

True 🔥

@sarfaraz185 Жыл бұрын

*The whole word loved you but you were my friend 🔥

@darkreimu784 Жыл бұрын

*PC*

@dermanater Жыл бұрын

I believe that the idea was because Jobs had just died, so there was no need to introduce him

@jonathangibson9482 Жыл бұрын

I gotta say, I think this is my favorite ERB. There are lots of realllllly good ones, and the new ones are real, real good. But this one has a sorta perfection I find difficult to put to words.

@dripz3236 9 ай бұрын

0:21 has had me laughing so hard for such a long time...one of the best disses I have seen at ERB too.

@takebacktheholyland9306 9 ай бұрын

Having "Why did you name your company after your dick?" then following it with "You blow, jobs" is an actual work of art

@HYPERCHARGE_MINJOON 8 ай бұрын

"microsoft"

@emrecck 7 ай бұрын

Same same, it’s the most underrated line of any ERB battle 😂

@ilialasili6809 4 жыл бұрын

he's worked so hard only to see his legacy included $999 aluminum stand

@johnfaber100 4 жыл бұрын

@@jakojenhh5002 You know, this argument only really works if we're talking about some sort of pro version that's substantially superior to the regular version. I mean, yeah, that stand is going to hold your screen REALLY well, but 999$-well?

@Jakobsh2 4 жыл бұрын

@@jakojenhh5002 That's not an argument

@sorayaalcyone2726 4 жыл бұрын

He would love it.

@TheSaiyanPrincess89 4 жыл бұрын

@@jakojenhh5002 $300 would be an appropriate price for that stand. Not $1,000. It's not worth $1,000.

@adolfyeetler9231 4 жыл бұрын

@@jakojenhh5002 lmao

@LeBronthemvpboss6 4 жыл бұрын

when the comments are recent yk this is fire.

@hjl4204 4 жыл бұрын

Damn they hearted this

@thelssjbroly9873 4 жыл бұрын

@@hjl4204 yeah lol

@imadbenhalima962 4 жыл бұрын

Odin is with you

@phexialic8033 4 жыл бұрын

@@imadbenhalima962 Why Odin? Why not Zeus?

@imadbenhalima962 4 жыл бұрын

@@phexialic8033 Odin is the God of the gods

@landelacruzzzz 7 ай бұрын

A decade later and I still crack on "You blow, Jobs".

@GawdsNectar 6 ай бұрын

Just visiting a few old favorites.... love it just as much now as 11 yrs ago

@Trolleybus13 Жыл бұрын

The "you blow, Jobs" has to be the most childish, yet hilarious insult. Just brilliant

@Sammy_L99 Жыл бұрын

More than name microsoft after your dick?

@yeetyeet5079 Жыл бұрын

Well it was a direct response to “why’d you name your company after your dick”

@ryangosling239 Жыл бұрын

the company after dick is even more brilliant imo

@Annihilated64-13yearsago Жыл бұрын

Now i just realized 💀💀💀

@barlowanimations1517 Жыл бұрын

"You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick, With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck" Has to be the smoothest line in this vid

@roy9776 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: this and Trump vs Biden were the only battles where the announcer was interrupted

@stargazersdance 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I went back here because it reminded me of this.

3 жыл бұрын

yaay politics..i sure do love seeing politics on everywhere man wohoo (!)

@Nicomanism 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah except....this idea executed better in this than Trump Vs. Biden ERB 2020 vid

@Nicomanism 3 жыл бұрын

They could've made a similar instrumental to this beat for the Trump Vs. BIDEN erb ; but they followed the norm using a cheesy rap instrumental .

@roy9776 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I like trump vs biden more

@shaokanh1989 9 ай бұрын

after all those years, this is the best one!

@anotherneo231 9 ай бұрын

still my fav ERB

@willets2617 7 жыл бұрын

Still my favourite after all these years

@norishimogawa6125 7 жыл бұрын

Willets how so?

@willets2617 7 жыл бұрын

It is the one I most enjoy... Fairly self explanatory

@norishimogawa6125 7 жыл бұрын

i'm just kinda curious about how it's the one u most enjoy.

@thecreationmaster1665 7 жыл бұрын

Willets yes it's amazing

@megamisaikou6675 7 жыл бұрын

mine too bro

@hessanfeg 4 жыл бұрын

"Everyone knows Windows _bit_ off Apple?" So, that explains the logo lol.

@besisis1308 4 жыл бұрын

lolol

@Blazervitch 4 жыл бұрын

that's the joke...

@santeri5921 4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you understood the joke...

@Soulkeep 4 жыл бұрын

The joke is that Alan Turing died from cyanide poisoning after bitting just one time an apple

@santeri5921 4 жыл бұрын

@@Soulkeep Well that doesn't really have anything to do with this, the joke is that Apples logo has a part bitten off

@SkullNBones207 8 ай бұрын

This is probably the best beat I have ever heard by Epic Rap Battles.

@ExpertManOfficial 9 ай бұрын

Why do I keep coming back to listen this banger again? I really like it a lot, especially, the robot part.

@twelvedex5024 7 жыл бұрын

"How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?" 0-0

@enderwolf2185 7 жыл бұрын

That part got to me because its true

@enderwolf2185 7 жыл бұрын

That part got to me because its true

@LiquidMythril 7 жыл бұрын

such a good line!

@Tienuyan 7 жыл бұрын

this line is from the movie ~

@evilsonjachannel 4 жыл бұрын

It is just me or it a litle bit sad when Bill Gate said "The whole world love you, but you were my friend" ? :(

@BrandedVagabond 4 жыл бұрын

Evil sonja the big sad

@ericperry1683 4 жыл бұрын

@Nick Moore yes it is.

@io2418 4 жыл бұрын

Little*

@pyroandrew6752 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@antonh1159 4 жыл бұрын

Where they actually friends?

@Methuselah51272 5 ай бұрын

with the rise of AI - this video might be prophetic. One of the best Rap Battles!

@Idkmyname288 3 ай бұрын

Bill Gates should react to this lmao

@Annihilated64-13yearsago 3 ай бұрын

he probably did

@vanillaswirls792 3 жыл бұрын

“You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple!” “But you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC” Me in 2020 looking at $1200 Apple phones: Well that aged well

@jeffyt4872 3 жыл бұрын

heheheh that’s what he meant

@elfmonster1476 3 жыл бұрын

Is this an American joke I am too European to understand?

@user-ko5xf7yf8z 3 жыл бұрын

@bobo you could buy a second hand Android for half the price of a second hand iPhone

@user-ko5xf7yf8z 3 жыл бұрын

@bobo The OS part literally comes down to preference. With Android you can install 3rd party apps easily and you can download music and other shit easily, that's why I personally like Android better but I can see how people who like to keep things simple would like iOS. Also the longevity part is not true at all iPhones are known for having shitty battery life. But hey, if you can afford a luxury brand go ahead no one's gonna stop you.

@CryoticMienshao 3 жыл бұрын

@VanillaSwirls yeah but: an apple a day keeps the doctor away

@jonasseorum5471 8 жыл бұрын

I farted in a Apple Store yesterday and everyone got mad at me its not my fault they don't have windows

@timothykimbrough4049 8 жыл бұрын

O' Ha ha ha ha, now that is good comedy

@steinshum6962 8 жыл бұрын

+Timothy Kimbrough ha ha ha ha, I saw that joke months ago

@blackpdf1239 8 жыл бұрын

+Jonas Seorum You copied others people comment, this comment was in adrain gee channel

@Animelife-bm7ef 8 жыл бұрын

xD ahaha

@oyvi00i 8 жыл бұрын

+Jonas Seorum HAhahaha lol xD

@Noobmaster12368 18 күн бұрын

Now we need Steve Wozniak vs Paul Allen

@racsoboom8570 10 ай бұрын

Crazy how this battle ended 23 seconds in after Jobs said “Why’d you name your company after your dick.”

@kalabash4952 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: you're wondering why this comment had these many likes ;)

@kalabash4952 2 жыл бұрын

@Guinevere unless you live under a rock every character shown so far in ERB is known to the world

@kalabash4952 2 жыл бұрын

@Guinevere again, as I said, unless you used to live under a rock, Jobs was known regardless

@kalabash4952 2 жыл бұрын

@Guinevere do I look like one of ERB crew? Ask them, not me

@TheLeeGoldman 2 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump vs Biden, Trump introduced himself

@kalabash4952 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLeeGoldman He doesn't count

@arnulfozamora2586 8 жыл бұрын

if Apple made a car, would it have windows?

@neelanshguptaa1440 8 жыл бұрын

If Microsoft bought McDonald's...Would they continue the Mac?

@authorjlr 8 жыл бұрын

+Arnulfo Zamora lol

@dakashoes4702 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@gamesman0118 8 жыл бұрын

+Arnulfo Zamora No they think with Portals! lol

@jagchiran 8 жыл бұрын

lel hahahahaha good 1

@CarpYT576 11 ай бұрын

I always come back to rewatch this masterpiece

@amospaaga4842 22 күн бұрын

It’s crazy how accurate this rap battle is 11 years on… AI is taking over 😅

@fosatech 3 жыл бұрын

*"Daddy, what are clouds made of?"* "Linux servers, mostly."

@nehuenrivas4891 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't see that one. That joke must be a .jpeg

@giuseppegaleotti9149 3 жыл бұрын

--Linux programmers gang

@norishimogawa6125 3 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@fosatech 3 жыл бұрын

@@norishimogawa6125 This is dark magic you need not concern yourself with, Windowian.

@norishimogawa6125 3 жыл бұрын

@@fosatech i shall turn a blind eye

@falconking2888 4 жыл бұрын

'With your second hand jeans' 0:23 Steve Jobs was adopted hence second hand GENES This is truly well written

@mansurburak 4 жыл бұрын

@FALLSCHIRMJAGER i thought i was the only one who understood and liked that line lol

@falconking2888 4 жыл бұрын

@FALLSCHIRMJAGER wow nice I didn't notice

@charlesroberts3650 4 жыл бұрын

Uh, that's G-E-N-E-S, "King".

@falconking2888 4 жыл бұрын

@@charlesroberts3650 sorry my bad

@charlesroberts3650 4 жыл бұрын

@@falconking2888 You're a good man for taking it so easy, Kudos my friend.

@gapszn5.0 11 ай бұрын

I remember being in 5th grade watching these. Now I watch them while I work on aircraft engines.. time flies but these remain a masterpiece

@ONI_002 5 ай бұрын

this is my favourite erb ever!

@allaurely47 8 жыл бұрын

the whole word loved you, but you were my friend. I didn't come here to hear something sad god damn it

@Kire667 8 жыл бұрын

Microsoft XBox.

@LGA-v 8 жыл бұрын

@Lasthorix 8 жыл бұрын

No one cares.

@allaurely47 8 жыл бұрын

LastLoadout XD bad day?

@Lasthorix 8 жыл бұрын

aurely caron-parent Yes, I'm sorry.

@funnymanclayman 7 жыл бұрын

"you will never, ever catch a virus on an apple" "at least you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc" dat is what I call a roast

@nappa7139 7 жыл бұрын

CallumDance

@Funminotaur 7 жыл бұрын

CallumDance NL?

@Wildlink123 7 жыл бұрын

Oh how relevant

@John_Fx 7 жыл бұрын

A better comeback would be. "Of course, no one writes software for mac. Not even malware authors."

@vunguyenxuan3825 7 жыл бұрын

JohnFx actually in my opinion i think that doctor comback is still pretty good. Since Steve died because of cancer and apple products price are too high