Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.

Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.

how much steven seagal footage this dude had to sit through for this video just imagine the commitment

69th degree black belt in the art of Bullshido.

Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.

The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.

As much of a joke as the guy is, I find his Lego "hair" to be the funniest thing about him. 🤣🤣

He only agreed to testify bc the FBI played him tapes of the mobsters laughing at him after he left. He also started that 'Lawman' show to be surrounded by cops, he was that afraid of the Gambinos.

His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.

What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history

The only fight Steven has been engaged with these days is with the buffet tables.😂

Can you imagine a conversation between Seagal and Hulk Hogan? The stories they would come up with, mesmerizing.

No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal. Ever.

Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.

The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character

If anyone could ever love me half as much as Seagal loves himself i would be the luckiest of men

Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man

A 37 minutes video for an April fool joke. That's commitment. Bravo.

After watching this documentary, I concluded that Steven Seagal is the only Native American, Irish, Italian, Russian, Mongolian that survived an encounter with Chuck Norris.

Brian Cox: “Steven Seagal is as ludicrous in real life as he appears on screen. He radiates a studied serenity, as though he’s on a higher plane to the rest of us, and while he’s certainly on a different plane, no doubt about that, it’s probably not a higher one.”

Amazing how he was bald when he was young but his hair grew back - there is no limit to his power!

No one's more impressed with Steven seagal than Steven seagal

He is literally every nationality that has ever existed... Amazing!... 😊

Hello. I worked for the Los Angeles County Sanitation Districts. The Steven Seagal movie On Deadly Ground was partially filmed at one of our new facilities called Carver Greenfield. All the scenes at the end when Michael Caine gets killed were filmed inside what was the Sludge Evaporation equipment bldg. It was a huge six-story building full of piping, pumps, shell and tube heat exchangers, etc. I was the maintenance Supervisor assigned to this project, and when Warner Bros. Showed up to start filming they hired me to be the Overhead Crane operator, so I took a weeks vacation and worked and hung around the set. I saw many things that seemed odd in my life but this guy kinda takes the case. While working at the Districts I was fortunate enough to be on the set for the Movie Twins and Twenty Bucks with Brendon Frasier, (Nicest guy in the world), but Deadly Ground was weird. Once during a take there were some employees viewing and he got all upset and kicked everyone off set. Except me as the set was my responsibility. I was even an extra in the movie. He was mean and wouldn’t let anyone near him. Movie was awful but I didn’t care; they paid me a ton of money to help them build the set. That’s my little Seagal story.

The greatest actor of all time. His whole life is an act

You have to admit, no one is more committed to Steven than him.

"All of those people are dead now so I can't ask them" 💀

It is true that Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee, in that he weighs 1 4th of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. (Credit to James Tullos for that joke)

The compilation of Seagal trying to describe himself and his apparent ethno-cultural background was pure magic.

Whoever spray paints his hair deserves a raise. It looks so natural you can hardly notice it.

One false move and he may make another movie.😂😂😂

The self-control of these interviewers is astonishing. Being able to keep a straight face while Seagal tells his stories requires almost superhuman willpower!

"So I spent two entire years learning to punch" "So I chose an art that doesn't require punching" This guy is a genius.

His upcoming movie “Enter the buffet” has potential to be a hit.

Steven has added something new to the ways of the samurai masters that none of them could ever possess!..... An Ego 😂

I am old enough to remember when Seagal literally took credit for Anderson Silva being able to kick. I miss those silly days 😢

"Don't know which tribe it is and all of those people are dead now so I can't ask them."🤣🤣

Love how he transitions from Spiritual Buddhist mystic to black southern blues man

Patrick ... the nose starting to bleed in the beginning was absolute perfection. I actually had to stop the video for about five minutes due to eye-watering laughter. Biggest laugh I had in quite a long time ... thank you! Very much looking forward to seeing the next one.

Ancient lore says that Seagal once calmly explained to his hairline that if it continued to receed, there would be dire consequences. It listened.

The number of times his "accent" changed during his different interviews is LUDICROUS! How does anyone take this man seriously?

Steven Seagal is one of my favorite categories. Thank you for this.

This is an amazing and hilariously accurate Mashup 😂😂😂😂😅. Excellent job 👏 🙌 👍

He's so good that even HE doesn't know that he's lying. Legend!

His hairline changes back & forth more than his stories 🤣

Tom Segura mocking Steven Seagal is one of the funniest things ever.

Fantastic edit, Patrick! I heard many stories about Steven. I'm glad you compiled them all in one place through what I can only assume being a very patient and frustrating process.

Jean-Claude openly clowning on Segal was golden 😂

Bro took this acting thing too serious it has made him delusionally lethal😂😂

Respect Patrick to put this together.

rofl, never seen your vids before, 2 mins in and the family tree inspired nose-bleed had me falling off my chair with tears of laughter. Subbed.

It will forever be hilarious, to hear Steven talk about pathological liars.

From documentary to mockumentary, no one does it better than Patrick Gavia

The family tracing got me 😂

Seagal is amazing, dude trained batman and zorro at the same time he was dealing with the russian yakuza on the dark side of the moon, his father was connan the barbarian and his mother was a shapeshifter witch apparently...

you put so much effort into an april fools' joke 🤣🤣 gotta respect the commitment

when Steven Seagal runs, he uses his right hand to create a circular motion, which creates a pressure differential which leads to a vortex, which creates both a wormhole which sensei seagal uses to go faster, and a black hole which slows down the person running from him. So no, he doesn't "run like a little girl".

What a crazy documentary, 38mins of high quality dense editing. Bravo Mr Gavia 💯

Steven Seagal makes politicians look good.

Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like a real Texas ranger

"I was born... clairvoyant" what a thing to say lmfao

Brilliantly made documentary, Patrick. I'd love to see a longer version, this was superb.

this piece is brilliant. it's humor is thought provoking. i can only hope to see more things like this.

The difference between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal is that Chuck's wiki page has a section on his philanthropy while Seagal's wiki has a section on his philandering.

He's incredibly lethal with a knife and fork.

First time on here. A video well done. Love the frustration in the beginning 🤣 I've heard so many stories from people who worked with him on set, stories were absolutely hilarious. This is even better.

The most impressive thing about Steven Seagal is that he managed to steal Eddie Munster's hair piece prior to leaving Hollywood!

"I was born clairvoyant" 😂😂😂 I'm dying every time I see his videos.

"I've never thought of myself as special. I'm just a simple, clairvoyant, Aikido master CIA operative, who is also a part-time deputy/schnauzer-doodle breeder."

Chuck Norris took number two, and thus, Steven Seagal was born. That is the only explanation for this man to be born.

Whatever he is, he's got a lifetime ban from all the buffet restaurants in his area.

Hearing Segal calling someone else a pathologically liar, had me spitting out my coffee. 🤣

Bullshido Master gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a while. 😂

I love how Jean-Claude picked up on the "Steven waddle". That man has had such a strange way of walking forever.

I've been binging your entire channel today, from your first video to now. You are doing amazing fucking work, dude. Genuinely admirable!

Steven Seagal is So Deadly, He even killed his own Career!!!

I'm American Indian, Italian, Irish, French, Russian, Mongolian, Japanese, Jewish, Siberian and Belarusian. I applied for and was granted Serbian citizenship.

"And I was never an actor either...." The only true statement out of Bullshido's mouth. Steven spent his life pushing people around. Too bad he never learned to push himself....... away from the dinner table.

Van Damn did Steven Seagal walk .. funny AF😂

Steven Seagal is a master in Clown-Fu.

My dad worked on Seagal’s first movie Above The Law. My dad was a paramedic on the Chicago Fire Department, and after he retired from the CFD he got a job with the Motion Picture Union here in Chicago as a film set emergency medic. It was his first movie and the dude was already a diva. He was really into Native American spiritualism and had a guy on the payroll whose job it was to purify the set every day with sage smoke and song. Then he had this big ball of pungent smelling herbs, as big as a beachball, that he had to always have near by while he was working to set the mood. Everyone called his tumble weed, and eventually the ever present strong smell of these herbs on set everyday started making people sick. He wouldn’t work without it though. After 15 years in the business, dad had all kinds of stories like that, about all kinds of celebrities, and what they’re re really like in person, as opposed to the persona they present to the world.

Video is too funny to watch before bed. The little kid version of you was hilarious.

I’m sure he didn’t try that unprofessional hurting with Mike Tyson 🤨

Steven Seagal: "Ask me anything." Peter Griffin: "How'd you get so fat?" Joe Swanson: "Anything but that." Peter Griffin: "You act Asian, you look native American, your last name is Jewish. What are you?" Cleveland Brown: "A fat."

When Steve walks into a room the buffet taps out.

Dude, you put this together perfectly! Chapeau

This was one of the best put together docu videos I’ve seen on KZfaq I like how you used video to tell the story n will for sure subscribe good job dude

Pretending to be a black “southern blues man” is by far my favorite part. It’s just too awesome. The Japanese master fighters saw something in him, the southern black blues men saw something in him, nobody can beat him in his mind.

That ending, though. Segal was basically roasting himself, although he would never have the self-awareness to recognize it as such. Great stuff, Mr. Gavia! A documentary about Hollywood's perfect fool, on April Fool's Day, no less.

I love the production on all your videos. You are so talented with your work!!

nationality part had me dying pat..ending with a computer smash...subrscibed just bc of that

The comp of him talking about his family lineage is absolutely hilarious 😂

I really liked the format of "minimal author's speech, maximal quotation". Uninterrupted direct speech can be more than self-explanatory.

Steven is a legendary storyteller. I grew up watching his movies. His youth were his glory years, but now he needs a stunt double in movies just to climb down the stairs.

Thank you for putting this out

All those Yakuza running around Michigan. 😂😂😂

The way he manages to describe himself everytime he wants to give a bad example of something is truly amazing

DUDE Your videography is intense, informative, comical, and punchy. It his you then let's you enjoy the sun lights warmth on your face. The facts hit like a cold rain that was necessary, like any truth really. Just, WOW. You've gained a permanent follower bud, here's to more watching 🍻

The eventual posthumous biopic of Steven Seagal is honestly the only movie I'm legit excited about. It might be the one thing that'll ever get me back into a movie theater.

Out of all the Steven seagal exposure videos on KZfaq this is probably put together the best