2 of my favorite Asian reactors reacting to my favorite black podcast

when Seagal looks down at that 6 year old and says "wass hapnin" 😭😭😭

"Just fattly going around corners." is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.

This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well

This is Cumtowns magnum opus 😂😂

“Wassup gay friends?”😂

The wearing sunglasses while looking through a sniper scope killed me 🤣

All of the cumtown movie reviews are gold honestly. One of my favorite bits is the ambulance bit about taking Stav out of the bodega

I love how consistently stoned you guys are in every video, lmao

Never clicked so fast in my life

I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.

Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.

Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour

I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.

“Just fatly going around” really describes him so well.

I can't NOT think I'm looking at Will Sasso doing and impression of Segal lmao

This is the first video I ever saw from them. I was a fan ever since.

The 'entenmann's donut goatie' comment has me cryin'...I can't unsee it now. 😂🤣

You know, as many of their reaction videos as I've seen, I don't think I've once seen the guy on the left open his eyes 😂

Shit I lost it at 7:43 when he takes down the dude while sitting in a chair 😅

Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.

The sniper bullet denting a flask and not even knocking it out of the target’s hand. 😂

I’m glad you guys love my friend Nick Er. Truly one of the funniest dudes out there

"We, from the Asian deligation, choose... Frankestein's Lab for the 2024 racial draft."

Steven Segal sounds like "I used to be a sous chef back in San Anton...collar up some greens" 😂😂😂

Great to see you watching ClangersTV C*mTown videos. All the vids with the boys making fun of movies on that channel are gold. Try A Time To Kill, Fluke, Titanic, or The Way Back next

This video is the ultimate gate way drug to the Cumtown podcast 😂😂

You gotta do their four brothers one….. omfg 😂 literally was crying laughing listening to that one

Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!

Gotta do fiveish

Clangers TV getting his day in the sun again.

Steven Seagal called out some Kung Fu Masters and they accepted and then he took it back!!😂😂😂😂

I am new to Cumtown. the dude telling the stories is talented and hilarious! and the laugh of the other dude is just as great.

I don't think Putin ever thought Seagal would tarnish his good name lol

How did I miss this? It's hilarious!

The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.

FINALLY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!! :)))))

You guys make me watch Steven Segal movies now! 😂

Man, I was crying 🤣😂😂🤣

My best friend Nick talking about movies is my favorite

Brutal that old man looks 100% like Nick in 10 years 🤣

Nick describing movie plots is so damn entertaining, and Clangerstv does a banger job with their vids

I love those "action heroes coolly walking away from an explosion" shots. Like they wouldn't get shrapnel in their ass or their eardrums blown out.

I'm so glad you guys reacted to this!!

I shared this with at least 15 people. You guys reacting to this brilliant video makes it better than the original. Hysterical AF.

It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!

We got ‘em onto ClangersTV finally. “Bad Movies” next?

"Man, steven segal is a national tresure" "Doesnt he like putin?" "Yeah, to each his own ig"

The old colonel in the Sniper flick is Dale Dye. He was actually military and played Col Sink in Band of Brothers.

This was amazing, I needed that!

I hope you guy eventually watch the Fiveish video on that same channel. One of Cumtowns best bits

My favorite blind reactors. ❤

You guys gotta listen to their "Gay Hotep Michael Douglas" bits. Shit makes me roll.

They forgot to mention the get your white ass outta here line in glimmer man. You just know Steven fought for that stupid line to be in the movie. 😂😅

I love randomly finding great shows lol.

Can't believe this dude watches all these steven seagal movies. lol I have never been able to make it more than 10 min into one.

Clangers is a top notch Editor for real

nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man you dudes like high as hell.

Worlds are colliding

He played the best villain in Machete. You can tell wasn’t even trying act but kept smiling in that flim.

gotta do “ Tony Soprano Will Never Find Love” 🫡

Please review more Cumtown it's the funniest podcast of all-time

Yo this is a crazy crossover of genres for me

Frank.... Rondo.... You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.

Imagine being an actor and getting offered a part in a Seagal film..."has my career come to THIS?"

I love these videos man they make my day 😂

This was awesome😂 I want moreeee!

You NEED to ddo the Eric Clapton bit. It is their best bit by far.

Bruh is that a triple “smoke detector” chirp in the intro? These dudes high af.

Amazing!

Seagal: "I just read the best script that has ever been written." Rob Schneider: "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?" Segal: "....I did"

Just the fact Rondo has actually seen a couple of these kills me lol

Nick may be the funniest person on a podcast that can just riff and rant about any topic brought up

MY GUUUYYSSS!!! So glad yall have discovered Cumtown and the genius that is Nick, Stav and Gay Adam Friedland

The prop Joe bit sent me 😂😂

Cumtown Mr. Feeney and Ben Shapiro bit. And the the mecha Eric clapton bit. They're the absolute best😂

This one of the best with you and C-town!

Seagal is 72 years old now. If you really doubt what Seagal can do, you can easily visit any of Seagal's real life black belt students. Several of them still teach in the United States, and you'll learn how real it is mighty quick once they throw you on the mats.

The only reason Seagal is still making movies is because he's paying for them himself. I haven't watched a Seagal movie for 20 yrs so I'm DYING here!! He's clearly putting in the MINIMUM amounts of effort the older and fatter he gets!! The part where they're talking about him talking and acting "Black"~ wasn't Robert Downey Jr. channeling (or at least doing a parody of) him in Tropic Thunder??? Thanks for the laughs, as usual!!!

keeep the cumtown clips cummingg im so happy you guys are into this now i listen to it everyday no matter how many times i hear the same bits its still so good

So the channel this came from. Clangers i think it’s called has a bunch of these that are hella funny. Check out the one they did on rainman is super funny, think they also did con air. They sync up the movie with the guys riffing on it and there’s a bunch of them. It’s how I first heard of cumtown.

😅 love from Wisconsin fellas 🤝✌️

The old prospector voice did me in 🤣

He said what’s up gay friends 😂😂😂

It’s really funny to watch two cool chilled out black dudes make peace with gay jokes and shit 😂 this is how we defeat racism!

I've watched 100s these two vids. Rondo is well toasted today

Y'all have the best channel on YT

YES!!! I hope you guys do the 1 man 1 inch bit at some point

This and Rain Man was what got me into the podcast. 😂

This is incredible, i cant believe theyve managed to stumble theyre way into Cumtown and im feeling so gay right now

def shoutout ClangersTV who edited that masterpiece to go along Cumtown's bit

You should watch the ClangersTV video about A Time to Kill, Nick Mullens retelling of it is great Also I'm gay

5:10 He dialed the number on those radios and it's not even powered on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i have been waiting for this

I actually live in this town 😂

There's nothing like Cumeatssioner Gordon.

Cumtown rainman

gimme me a second guys, Im still laughing at Liberal Elmo

there may have been 80+ year old Generals in WW2 (on all sides) because everybody was forced into service, but not today.