*you have entered the comedy zone*

*COMEDY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED*

Oh yeah yeah

@@tenacity9590 oh yeah yeah is over man, you're late

Tech Issus check his profile dude

*C O M E D Y P L A N E T*

Shannon Gaither Bush don’t ask your probably not even gonna subscribe earn your subs the way everyone else has

HA THAT’S RELATABLE

Shannon Gaither This makes NO sense but ok.

can't wait for Yellow Diamond to stumble upon MST3K

@Mark Outlaw oMg r/wOoOoSh iT wAs A jOkE dUmMy hAhAhAhAhA

DoOD uR RIgHt i ShiP ThEM

@@jeezbeezbeezwax8101 #stearth

@@hrew9997 #genius

Mark Outlaw yoU DiDnT KnoW BeCAuSe ur DuMb

"It was only 6000 years!" "You're right! That i s nothing!"

STAND ON YOUR HEADDDDD

Good

Yellow Diamond: "Imagine having to _listen_ to someone who felt abandoned for 6000 years." (looks at Blue Diamond)

Alexander No that’s just HORRIFIC!

Steven:we can all be friends! Trust issues:hold my beer

See my wallpaper xD

The fanf series : “Shows plushies and games” boom

Spinel: *hold my beer*

*Welcome to Comedy Empire*

Yeah this channel also says the same thing indirectly

*YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED THE COMEDY ZONE-

*HAHA FUNNY*

your pain is amusing

This made me laugh so hard lol

awww 🥺

Awwwwwwwww

awww

Awwww

I always thought it was because Steven and Greg both see each other as strong and capable people, so their fusion is the embodiment of that perspective, and also a visual of how they want to be seen by the other, but it's adorable to think about baby Steven like that 😁

And good Get Out reference, which must count for something.

Put it on a T-shirt

Child we are the fucking crystal fucking gems. We dont play hide and seek. We are the motherfuckin crystal gems

Yayyayayyay

I'm just glad she's not an immature spinel stan that calls pink diamond a whore over and over again

maybe she met my dad at the milk isle.

Well not really she IS there but not at the same time because of the gem

she is the mom that dies during childbirth

No, spinel was the homeless kid that some how broke in to her house and she took care of her

Greg's milk

Ahem. *points to frybo* Shall we revisit that? Or.... *the hospital episode*

@DrowsyKy STOOOOOOOP-

Or the cluster hand Or the part where Steven and peridot almost die from the cluster Or the together breakfast turning into a horrific beast That’s most of the dark moments from Steven universe I know

@minjeong kang Or when Steven almost died of old age

How about the forced fusion ...?

Yes ! And love can only thrive within an honest relationship !

@@doctorwholover1012 at least garnet is a true and honest relationship tho.... lol

@@jordannordby1097 ....... yea thats my point lol ........

I'm a year late, but they also point out in Steven's Dream that garnet is "the honest one". Steven says "I don't understand garnet. At least you're usually honest with me."

And the fact that Cotton Candy Garnet wasn't actually nervous about being a fusion because she was away from Homeworld's societal standards. Actually, for that matter, she had absolutely no qualms with being a fusion and was rather intrigued by it and didn't have to feel shame in being a fusion, and that's a nice little detail to me.

I noticed she questioned, but never noticed that she *only* questioned. Nice catch!

Not to mention thanks to Pink she wasn't able to EVER ask questions beforehand. The factory reset basically came with a bit of a glitch left behind from that command that was filled with the opposite. Pretty nice touch if you ask me.

@@clayxros576 WOW HEY THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT LIL THING TO NOTICE. Thank you very much.

I wish that when Garnet remembered who she was, it was because of "the answer" and not "the truth" because I feel that it would have fit better.

Spinel: it took me like 15 minutes

Why when reading it via text sounds like there's just multiple stevens and they kept killing him

*"Stop killing steven"*

Balake_Potato Steven: O_o

Spinel: “It took me the whole movie!”

na i feel spinel despite being the main antagonist does not do much

There’s the ten

@@changsiah2 wdym??? She was the literal problem AND solution

10% GANG

@@tl5476 Louie from ducktales reboot: Dewey take notes for me

Change? I dont know that was my favorite song

"Here Comes A Thought" is a ten. "Here Comes A Thought" is *THE SINGLE BEST* song in the entirety of Steven Universe.

@@foxtatertot I watched a video rating every song and yes, Here comes a thought was #1

@@jayreid2513 is it tamatoas video?

@@abigailw7146 yep

Cat Fingers. *shudders*

Onion MMM

I was litteraly ***scared***by those episodes

comfysafari what about too many birthdays WHERE HE LITERALLY ALMOST DIES

It’s Frybo not Fryguy

John Martin yes.Onion is secretly god judging us all

Onion is a variant of gem and you can't change my mind.

Eternal Potato ha very punny 😂

Eternal Potato lol

Onion is onion. *mind blown*

Did you have fun coming up with your profile name?

*N I C E*

@@katarinacarrico7887 did you get everything out of your system

@@aloeveraalo7818 I'm sorry? I don't understand your question.

@@katarinacarrico7887 it was a white diamond reference she said to steven " did you have fun? did you get everything out of your system?"

shes not wrong though, now that the first batch is over its gonna be another few months before the next releases because SU is dogshit at consistency when it comes to releasing episodes and they don't know how to schedule their releases properly whatsoever.

It’s more of Cartoon Networks fault than Stevan universes

shockflare100 gaming Here we are in the future

Hey what are the chances we will get another movie soon? With the "movie abyss" of 2020 even early 2021 had few movies.

It went form a sea of movies to barely a small river of movies.

I lost my shit tbh

I died.

Ok. That was funny.

*PATRICK SAD*

5 minute later IM GONNA END YOUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why u copying Eh

@@zcr1t1cal33 No one is copying you're just being dramatic. I never even looked at the comments. So get your facts right Hun 💚❤️💛🧡💜🖤♥️💙

@@zcr1t1cal33 not everyone looks at comments and thinks "hmm, who'd he copy off of?" You sound like a bad grade school teacher

when is this?

gamers bizzare adventure vento aureo stfu it’s the fucking internet this shit happens all the time Marshmallow clearly didn’t copy it’s just unoriginal since the amount of people who wrote a comment *IDENTICAL* to this

-cough cough- *you're -cough cough-

@@rendergreninja_9837 shut...the fuck up grammar nerds here we come

Spinel: I spent 6000 years doing nothing! Also Spinel: **Can fight good** Amethyst: I’m rusty, GIVE ME A BREAK.

@@rendergreninja_9837 ofc you just had to be that guy

Steven:But I say it better

Yes

i hope you remember the one the only.....bob

@Oh My Goody Gumdrops its lapis (before you r/whoosh me, thats a line from the show)

Yeah but otherwise I think that lapis is a bad character

@@spamdamations8018( °_° ) ---💣 w h a t ?

Prediction: she kills Steven in suf

*looks at Cuphead, Skull Girls, Bendy and the Ink Machine, everything else that uses this sort of animation aesthetic* Uhhhhh...

Arcsin, it can still be both. 30s style animation is pretty rare these days, lasting for only a little while usually. Cuphead is really an exception to that. She's also a callback to old, outdated thing. You love them as a kid, but as you grow up, you see the flaws more. There are plenty of ways to depict outdated things, but this style is a creative way to do so.

I think it means that she's from the previous era since she didn't move on for 6k years and lives in the past

Disney’s 30’s animations vs Disney’s current animations (cough like action). I think I know what’s going to win.

@@camolotthe42 They're right though. They didn't say rubber hose never gets used, they said its mostly abandoned, and that's true. That style used to be mainstream, but it's mostly discarded these days. Cuphead and Bendy and a few other things here and there are all we get of that art form now.🤷‍♂️

This needs to happen

Did ya notice onion was in every scene of steven calling amethyst

@@briibreadncheese I- n o

Omg haha yes

When you noticed that I cried of relif

It’s like naruto’s talk no justsu

No. She isn’t the villain. She’s a complex multilayered character with a complicated, yet flawed moral compass. She’s done bad stuff but she’s done good stuff too.

Pormpf Spimperton idk if this counts as r/wooooosh

I guess

@_ - Floria - _ WHAT hwo hasnt seen the movie

@@krimzana8128 I haven't.

More like I will give home a year

I'll give him a millisecond

I’ll give him 20 seconds

"It doesn't matter! they're both the same!"

THISSS⚡🎸⚡

I am just glad the fusion name is not greven. Stag is a great fusion name.

​​@@loganshaw4527 - *Steg 👍

@@C.L.G._Artisa did it put a "a" for e for you too? I see you had to edit the reply.

@@loganshaw4527 - Lol, that would've been funny, but nah. I just decided last second to add "👍" to be more positive. I didn't even consider that you would think I accidentally typed an "a."

*2 minutes

Singing is just how the message was delivered in way she could hear.

TBF she wasn't singing when she turned good

It wasn't the song, spinel just ran out of steam and usually when people like her experience powerful bursts of anger they feel intense guilt afterwards..

It follows a logic with tantrums, when someone is so angry they act towards it only for the anger to take its toll and makes you tired, then your mind is cleared enough for logical thinking.

Keen Bob Holy shit he was 15 I-

Zach callison is 20 now

EmilyG1525 no he’s like 22

And Steven growing up

ZACH CALLISON WAS 14?! I THOUGHT GE WAS LIKE 20!

Diamonds : I find your lack of friendship disturbing

Same it’s just so perfect XD

I read this as it happened on my screen lol

The diamonds: “... Hello there.”

@@SunBeeSmoked same XD

I don't know, personally I thought the line fit pretty well, since even though steven never really was with pink, she was still an inspirational figure to him for the longest time, and since he did love her up until he found out more about her, the past tense kind of works in a way. Still the lyric could've been better.

In a sense, Steven knows what it meant to love her, in the sense that he grew up with people that were fond of her and his outsider perspective allowed him to compile all these different kind of love and get the bigger picture about what it meant to love her. Steven also knows what it means to love someone in general and was the one making the Diamonds realize that what they were giving Pink despite their loving feelings was not love but abuse. Idk it makes sense to me.

I thought about that tape the rose/pink diamond made for steven. and I quote: "And I need you to know...very moment you love yourself, thats me loving you and loving being you!". So in technicality: yes, yes he does know.

N-

No. I realized it when I saw the movie at Sep. 5

this overused meme attempt would have been better if you used the "ima end this man's whole career" one

@@FirefulXD Dang bro, you the comedy police?

@@cristinaflanagan5323 nah i'm just calling out a bad joke not trying to make an arrest

Well she was annoying as hell

i can't wait for season 6 to explore that 'selfish' side of steven.

I can totally understand both sides here - Steven is just exhausted and has gone through so much shit. Spinel is still very damaged and only barely able to control her emotions. I love when Steven messes up though, when we see darker sides of him - it makes him more 'human'. That he has doubts,that he has bad attributes when he argues with the gems instead of always being a lending hand of support.He isn't infallible.

Honestly that was very alleviating. I mean when cellspex pointed it out because a lot of people have been asking how can we redeem rose quartz. It seems less like she was a flawed person and more like she was a gigantic fake. Both now we're only falling apart as well as others just haven't met the message thing again. The current discourse chiding is we're watching her character development backwards. Pursley my issue is that it feels like they never let her do anything wrong and then learn from it. As an example I could totally understand an empathetic person seeing the damage that's happening Earth and then making a human Zoo. That sounds kind and Progressive and concerning. And then she realizes it doesn't work but she can't undo the mistake and this is necessary because we're a person with empathy and healing powers realizing that there are something she cannot fix an undue could easily cause a crisis of conscience that would lead to her turning to terrorism self-sabotage eventually leading to her both developing her self-loathing complex and her distaste for gems as a culture and even to a degree as a species leading to her committing so much in order to saving the earth and its diversity because she both believe that makes her a better person and the people need her protection. But instead almost everything that could be too bad gets contributed to something else This kind of points out that if Steven is very much his mother son than that was probably roses problem from beginning to end. She was fascinated by new things and generally empathetic yes but that didn't necessarily mean she connected with people I'm going to beat level especially due to her very likely being conditioned thanks to ideas such as being isolated in the tower exposed to the sadness or being constantly handled and or criticized by pearls or diamonds. Unfortunately while we've gotten plenty of direct evidence of how Rose can be a bit of a dick. We don't seem to get evidence of Rose actually being effectively caring and kind. Her longest direct appearance was in the story of sour cream where it seems she's a total goof who's also having moments of melancholy. Which does a lot in order to be mystify Andy romanticize Greg story of falling in love with a magical Space Fairy goddess. That is the point of that episode but you can't help but feel given some other things he said that he doesn't realize he was dating a suicidal depressive and helped push her over the edge. Part of the issue is much like in the post 1st Season like ikuhara did on Sailor Moon Greg's kind of served his purpose by Tuxedo Mask did. And the show is more fascinated and set up to make Pearl the Widow of rose quartz and especially her love interest. Considering how effectively Polly Rose was with all of the Crystal Gems so presumably her relationship with amethyst started as more maternal. I've always found it much much less endearing that pearl made morning Rose her thing. But with a single pale Rose almost all the fandom is on her side. We just kind of make the character even more insufferable for me. Laid all the more because I know she's practically be television sort lesbian with Mental issues and people eat that s*** up and certainly identify with it. Straight up animation and Steven Universe fans fully admit that Pearl is their spirit animal or they literally learn about their sexuality personal Identity or identified with her mental problems when they were exposed to her. As a result she feels alarmingly critic-proof. Or I'll put it this way that statistically likely cellspex and almost everyone else will agree with. Pearl is my Tyler Perry's Madea

@@luigigamerocker fuck you

Gee, it's swell to finally make some other friends.

That's right I've seen this movie, kind of liked how it ends

Naofumi Iwatani hi

Gee it's swell to finally hear what Cellspex says

What did you say about it, What did you saaay?

Literally every episode.

That’s what she said lol

I remember. I also remember Spinel punching him in the face afterwards. That was very satisfying

Tao Jones T.jones Ikr, Steven in this movie was just so unlike him

@sparkle yeet You clearly forgot a lot about Steven because he does have this side to him, he always did

Tao Jones T.jones You mean the same Spinel that is trying to destroy whole Earth and human race because of a game?

Isaac Axisa Steven has been put in many stressful situations and has been able to make the right choices multiple times, in this movie Steven just acts like both a idiot and a dick multiple times he was so out of character

Battle Of The Bands

For me it’s be prepared (the good version

@@irlelliewilliams yes bruh exactly, Be Prepared was always my favorite villain song

Shiny This post was made by Schaff gang

How ba a a a ad can I be

Amber Dragon This Garnet man

In other words his character development started back from season 1

Well shoot, I haven't heard that interpretation yet... And I actually really love that the on it and am adding it to my headcanon

Yes this. Lots of this.

I mean- you’re probably not wrong

this is an interesting theory but I will have to disagree a bit. In the beginning, steven was native, lay back, and always getting into dangerous situations and not being fazed at all as he laughs. Here he is more mature but not having that filter of keeping things to himself as his health literally deteriorated as he was trying desperately hard to save the earth, get the gems back to normal present memories, and get spinel to calm down. I, in fact, enjoyed when spinel misinterprets steven actions and body language, as steven did mess up and give off a bad vibe, and spinel showed her insecurities of not trusting him which is justified.

Don’t forget *”I’LL LOSE ALL MY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT”*

Mr Kat no it’s “I almost lost all my character development” (Sorry)

Kate Rose eh. Close enough

Lapis is still on the fence 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"I'm still on the fence." Lapis embodied five seasons' worth of stories involving her in that single sentence. I adore her, but she only got off the fence at the end of Season 5. Indeed, that's rather the point. :p

Which one was the episode about the cluster and forced fusion? Of course the shattered gems get revived in Future, but

@@KazuhaEien actually as shown in Steven universe future if yellow diamond puts a shadow gem back together they're fine they come back to life

deathxanamon I know, but still...

Lars’ head, Fragments, Together Alone, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!

There's a difference between graphic violence and something being dark and traumatising

Ash Dark Steven roasts his own mom kinda idk

Ash Dark - _ -

Pink deserves it!

Pink yes Rose? Eh

Wait frickin second

SAME I BEEN WAITING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS

THAT WOULDVE BEEN THE BEST WAY

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wut. WHY?!?!

AJ Hurtado cuz reasons okay

LION DIED?!?

@@Hopelessdemiromantic Yeah, he died and Rose revived him. That's how he got his powers

AND Every scene with forced fusion gems, including the cluster 9_9

Nightmare hospital!

@Avocattle A lot of people misinterpret that line. Even I did. I mean, why would she go to the very planet Steven said he’d be living on when she just wanted to take her anger out on a bunch of strangers, if she could’ve just gone to the first planet she came across? You explained this perfectly. Thank you

HauntedCode haha

I preemptively don't care if this is a joke, I'm just going to leave my thoughts here anyways. I think she meant "Most graphic" as in it was clearly the most hurtful battle scars anybody had ever gotten in the entirety of Steven universe, showing blood and a nasty black eye a couple of times in manners that could be unsettling to some.

I mean, blood is pretty graphic and not something you usually see in a kids show...

I think the Cluster and Hospital episode is more disturbing than graphic.

body horror is its own kinda disturbing.

LOVED it and the reprise of the lyrics and melody in Let us adore you dont know why but I got a lot of goose bumps when I heard a tiny intentional delay in their duet "you just need to find someone" "Someday, somewhere, somehow, you'll love again" "Today, right here, right now, I've already found someone"

He’s also in every shot in the montage where they’re looking for Amethyst

@@thomasc2211 He doesn't age, he just multiplies

@@nessesaryschoolthing onion: now begins my mitosis

Onion is actually the god of this universe

Onion created white diamond

Didn’t she refuse to let Steven leave her side before her memories returned?

@@LovelyLivelyV He didn't tell her he needed space. You have to be verbal with her.

Crimson Hope He literally told her to stay with the other gems, and she yelled at him when he let go of her hand. I don’t think that’s respecting boundaries.

@@LovelyLivelyV Under normal circumstances I might agree with you, but during that scene she was in the middle of sort of flash back. She almost turned back to her sad form(I wanted to say original form but, technically it's not). You really don't have control of yourself when flashing back.

if you look closely during thee drift away song pink told her to stop twice before taking the oh so mature step to abandon her.....

Oof

What is oxymoron

@@a_gal.in.your.basement when 2 words in a sentence contradict each other

Ohhh I see it now

Also, vm.tiktok.com/f5YBEN/

Yeah. Childish infinit energy is gone and steven is so tired and done that you can't really blame him

@@channingcheese2 Dude who tf doesn't have tissues in their room? What're you gonna do if you have to blow your nose, stagger around your house in the middle of the night??

@@tianmi that's growing up for ya. Adorableness kinds of stays back along with ignorant positivism

@@tianmi Look mate, people can only put up with so much for so long. We all know Steven isn't some perfectly infallible god, he's just a human with some alien powers. My best guess is that he's already been dealing with the diamonds for two years, and he's gotten sick of their constant need for his attention.

especially the last airbender movie..... it's how ever many steps down it takes to get to hell.

@@jasenjacobs1365 I was boutta go off on you, then I realized that we were talking about the movie.

You're not wrong though

but now that the first batch of episodes is out its gonna be another few months because SU is dogshit at releasing episodes consistently and they don't know how to schedule properly

@@IamTealeaf boy were you wrong.

@@theflyingspaget nah i was right its been about 2 months, they stopped after episode 10 for like 2 months.

Me too. XD

Acid Danganronpa blood

Oh well is some of it MY blood??

One of the best series :,)

Me in the distance: Spinel, how many Danganronpa characters did you kill to fill that injector!?!?

OIT Element *heck I just noticed that*

@Chronos The Chef PeArlmethyst

Wasn't she singing?

@@greyblueme9711 she hadnt said a word since season 1, until now when she was singing

she had a breath in the cluster arc.. that counts..right?

Y e s

He he

7:48

Holy crap yes I love it

Mr. Multiverse... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(ztslovebird) Well, his full name IS Steg Multiverse, so...

MUTILVERSE!!!!!

Sugar on her instagram called him Steg Multiverse

Kinda Sorta... Everyone noticed

Uh, I think your a little too late on the message, bub.

Everybody noticed.

I know I know I’m later then everyone. Some people MIGHT not have found it out. I just wanted to point it out for those slow people?

@@abandonedacc420 bub xd

Now that I think about it, that might be a reference to Rose's speech about how every time Steven loves himself, that's her loving him and loving being him.

as Steven mentioned before in one episode "Oh jeez those feelings are complicated."

But the cuteness of how they react to each other)))))

Wait, so it's CANON Spinel is from the same inspiration point as Everything Stays?

@@liamwhite3522 Rebecca Sugar confirmed it. Yes!

@@liamwhite3522 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j8hylKqDx9Wohqc.html

I doubt Pink was trying to protect Spinel from white. Remember, at the end of the movie they recognized Spinel and knew she was Pink's old playmate. Also it's not fun specifically that bothered white, it was how Pearl's were not made to have fun so a Pearl breaking their role bothered her. Spinel was made to be fun so her being fun and playful didn't bother White since that's the role Spinel was made for.

NobodyC13 5he first paragraph of your comment rhymes!

sad that Bismuth get less screen time

Yeah, her entire relationship was build upon a lie

Which means Garnet is now the 'True Kinda Love'.

JTAnimations No! Why do you think they are still together!?

Y e s

Yah also 100th like

That was me when I watched this video as the first video I saw from her.

Ronaldo: Stay right where you are!

*Illumanati music plays*

Onion is a snekpeople!!! Ronaldo was right!!!

Its onion he is his own species XD.

*onion is half gem! I’m tellin you*

*no he’s 2/3 gem cuz he doesn’t grow*

onion is immortal

Onion isn't human.

the friends they made along the way.

A lot of people think that it’s the jacket but I really hope that’s not it

Steven Universe you aren’t even the real Steven universe shut up

@@angrybrony STEVEN WE WERE STUCK IN THAT CHEST FOR 10,000 YEARS.

An embarrassing snapshot of Rose from the Christmas party.

Going to be pretty hard. Especially on KZfaq, since LITERALLY EVERYONE feels the need to point it out in the comments 😂

@@applebee28 true

Dang it

How dare you remind me. I left the oven on.

People have uploaded videos like "The Most Important Scenes in Steven Universe but Spinel is still waiting"

Yes One Piece for life XD I was looking for a comment like this

DarthSilliest MyLifeIsOdd No... *_THE GEMPIRE!_*

Once I saw this comment I just laughed so hard

Facts. People get more views from making nitpicky (this movie is garbage) content. I love people who actually take the time to examine stuff like character designs and themes like cellspex does.

Dewaun Warren Agreed.

Their's not enough people in general who do that with Steven universe. It's either full blown hate or full blown love for it.

Wow didn't expect many people to see this glad so many fans can agree.

while this movie is good there are 3 flaw 1. the pasting is like song then talk for less then 5 min repeat that for the most of the movie 2. so of the main character get less screen time 3. spinel despite being the main antagonist does not do much