"Sir, we found four people dead at a Japanese cosplay convention." "I guess that was their..." *glasses* "Final Fantasy" YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

some of those one liners would be so awkward in real life

“Sir, we found the final clue in the bad guy’s luggage and arrested him.” “I guess you could say this was a...” (Puts on sunglasses) “...brief case.” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

"We found semen in the victims ear." "I guess you could say, she heard the victim coming." YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

So many sunglasses... I guess you could say that Horatio Caine... **puts on sunglasses** ...was one shady detective! YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This perfectly illustrates why this show was both ridiculous and brilliant in equal measure.

"Reports indicate that the suspect has a history of kleptomania." "Well then it looks like..." ... "... I can't find my sunglasses..." ♪ Nooooooooo... ♪

The comments are better than the video.

Let's remember that Caruso didn't write the lines, but he had the cast-iron nerve to deliver them, because that was the job. (And yes, I agree he used the old Jack Lord delivery.) Most actors couldn't have done it straight-faced at any price. The man deserved his awards--and anybody deserves better writers.

Frank: What are you gonna do? Horatio: I... am going to put my glasses on. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

David Caruso promptly retired following the conclusion of this series. Freaking legend.

Sir, we found all of these dead bodies dressed as Santa in the dumpster. Well, you know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* ...the more the merrier. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Frank: Looks like the cook died after a huge box of spices fell out of secret storage onto his head. How do you even begin to explain that? Horatio: Well, Frank, from what I can tell, someone knew... *Sunglasses* ...his Thyme was up. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sir, a man was found without his arm today! Looks like he (sunglasses) Needs a hand. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sir, the victim died in a mine by getting pushed off a ledge." "I guess you could say he hit..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Rock bottom." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Horatio: It looks like Will Smith was at the scene. Person: How? *Puts on sunglasses* Horatio: He left fresh prints. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

"Someone killed this model with her own stockings." "well I guess it was, a sheer coincidence."

They're making a Frozen 2, Horatio. You know what they say, Frank. They just couldn't.....Let it Go. YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Black Friday on US "We've found a dead guy in the mall... Seems like he was squashed by sale-hungry customers" "Well it looks like today... *sunglasses* ... death... is sold cheap.." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!

"Sir, a tourist from Poland was killed in this saloon!" (⌐■_■) "Somebody must've used a Polish Remover."

"This man burned down the public library 3 years after they banned him" "Looks like this crime was..." *Sunglasses* "... long overdue"

"Horatio, the victim has semen in her eye." "Well, I guess she..." ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...saw it coming." YEEEAAAHHH!

I love the inclusion of the YEAHHHHHH for every single one of these, thank you lord 💚💚💚

Horatio: Do we know the victim's cause of death? A witness, on scene, claims the victim died from laughing at Caruso One Liner's. Horatio: Well, I guess you could say that he laughed at one line too many. 😎 _YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!_

"Sir, we found 5 dead people at their GPS destination." "Well, looks like it was (puts on sunglasses) their Final Destination." YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!

--- MAN DIES AFTER WATCHING THIS KZfaq VIDEO --- "That's seven minutes of his life he'll..... (sunglasses) .... never get back." YEEEEUUUHHHHHH!!

- Sir, we've found a body with a head missing. - Well, it looks like... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ **drops glasses** - FUCK

This in truth is just a compilation of David Caruso putting on sunglasses and walking away from people 😂

"We traced the purchase of the murder weapon back to a hardware store two blocks away." "Well, it looks like our killer is..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Screwed" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

"Horatio, the victim was apparently found with viagra lodged in his ear." "Well, I guess you could say he was (puts on sunglasses) hard of hearing." YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The comments are great, but we all have to admit that 5:42 - 5:55 was a badass one liner

We all have The Who to thank for this scre- YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

It must be annoying for this guy to keep taking his sunglasses off and then putting them back on before each punchline for dramatic effect. Toughest part of the job I reckon.

"Sir, we found the Snake Salvation pastor dead of a rattlesnake bite." "I guess he.... *puts on sunglasses* rolled snake eyes." "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

"Sir, the victim died with a bag of Lay's chips lodged in his throat." "Well,at least he had..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A Dying Breath." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

I don't care if the show is Long Gone, These NEVER Get Old.

I throw my head back at every YEEEEAAAH!

this was the best csi there was. they shouldnt have cancelled it. H is the man

Oh my god this was so corny it actually became good. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

The information is locked in that suitcase Well I guess you can say this case is closed.. YEAAAAA

At 3:10 where is Caruso leaving to? He's on a boat!

I watched CSI Miami so much growing up, so was aware of the crazy openings, but never realized how often he put his sunglasses on during it 😂

This is so repetitive but so funny hahaha. Every time the one-liner hits and the theme song starts, it gets me everytime

"Sir, we found the victim had a lot of drugs in her system before she fell." "Well, it looks like she..." *(puts on sunglasses)* "...was flying high."

"You won't believe this Horatio. These guys opened the Ark of the Covenant and it melted their faces off." "Well, I think we can safely say..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "They did Nazi it coming." YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

How have I not seen this.

"Jim Carrey is on the new Sonic live action movie." "I guess you can say he'll... *Puts sunglasses on.* ...carry the movie." YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"Sir, he was drowned in the ocean!" "Well I guess you could say..." (•-•) (•-•)>▪-▪ (▪-▪) "He's swimming with the fishes" YEEEAAAHHH!!!

*Guy dies in a vaccum* "I guess this really...... SUCKS"

Endless... for 7 minutes.

06:30 I'm brazilian! This show is a HUGE success in here! And that moment was really special!!!

He should audition as some video game characters, his voice is awesome!

"Sir Jack Nicholson was found dead and appears to be stabbed" "Well I guess somebody" *puts sunglasses on* "Couldn't handle the truth"

these are all so corny.. it hurts!

As I read these comments, I have a YEAH button on the side so after every one liner I push the button. If you haven't done this, please do. I guess, while I'm at it, I'll try my hand at a one liner: "Sir, the body of a man who was allegedly a victim of a drug cartel shooting was found face down out in the middle of a desert near the US/Mexico border." "I guess you could say our victim... *glasses* "... bit the dust." YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

- Sir, why aren't you saying a one liner? - Because.... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) - It's no joke this time. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Paul Walker died in a car crash this weekend. Looks like he was... going 2 fast...

*Agent:* "Just got the report from HQ: The suspect removed the victim's larynx." *Horatio:* "Wow, that's impressive." _puts on sunglasses_ "Sounds like even the victim was speechless." ♪ ..................... ♪ _record scratch_ *Horatio:* "Wait, where's the singer?" *Agent:* "He was the victim..."

I guess only a select few can understand Horatio's dry humor ^_^

Growing up when my family would all stay up to eat dinner and watch CSI Miami… those were the good old days. Wish I could go back.

''The victim was found completely cut in half with the left side of his body missing'' ''Well I guess the victim (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) will be all right! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

so bad but so good

Ahh, classic KZfaq, we meet again.

Sir, Liam Neeson was reported missing. I’m assuming he was... **Sunglasses** Taken YEEEEAAAHHHHH

sir, this man died from a thing... *puts on shades* ok YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

"We found semen in her ear, sir" "Well, I guess she heard her killer..." •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...coming." YEEEEAAAAHHHH

I love how you left the "YEEAAAAAA" after every one-liner. It just wouldn't have been the same without it :)

The way you edited the "whaah" is just so perfect.

"The victim died holding onto a yellow smiley face shirt" "Well he won't be.." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Having a nice day." YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Sir the victim fell outta plane Guess he was grounded! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"The victim apparently died after getting hit on the head with a Wii remonte" "Well I guess you could say that the victim is... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "Motionless" YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

The only reason I own sunglasses

"it looks like he hung himself" I guess he was just hanging around YEEEEEEAAAHHHHH.

"Sir, it looks like the murder victim was cornered at a cul-de-sac." "Well, I guess you could say the victim..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...hit a dead end." *YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*

I love his walk offs and when he addresses one of the agents (usually Frank or Alex) and talks to them in parts

This shit is still funny over 10 years later.

Came for Horatio's one liners, but stayed for the comments section.

The killer may have fooled us once, but we won't get fooled... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) again. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

"Jinkies I've lost my glasses, I can't see without them!" "Well, I guess you can say..." "Justice is blind" YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

The way you ended this...a masterpiece. 10/10, no notes

I remember when that video had 1 million views! One of the first meme videos I’ve seen on KZfaq.

awesome compilation...thanks for taking the time

Without the sunglasses this actor is nothing

15yrs later and I can say that O&A sent me here I’m dying lmao

1:00 that was actually a pretty good one....

James was found stabbed to death in a wheat field! What do we do? He was you brother! (Sniff) well, he was always... ...an inbred man. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

1 of the best... "So our accident isn't an accident at all" hahaha man this show was gold

This guy told THE COOLEST "Dad/Uncle jokes" ever!

CSI Meme Alley

"There were poisoned herbs in his prison meal." "You do the crime ... [sunglasses ON] ... you do the thyme." YEEEAAAHHHOOOW!!!

Its the best drinking game ever!

Sir, the presidential candidate, Deez Nutz, was assassinated in broad daylight in front of 1,000 witnesses. Well, I guess whoever killed Deez Nutz, had (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ A lot of balls.

"The victim was killed in a parking lot and the only witness is mentally challenged" "Well looks like we`ve got" ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "A challenge" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

"Sir, many witnesses say they saw the missing victims shrivel to dust and disappear into thin air, as if it were the work of some sort of extraterrestrial being." **puts on shades** "Oh, snap." YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

5:57 Looks like my burger's going to be... well done

This makes me LOL and watch through my fingers at the same time - its just inspired editing. 6 million views and counting - well deserved

''the victim died of a heart attack while listening to Michael Jackson'' Horatio: ''I think his heart couldn't Beat It''

Opie & anthonys bit about this with patrice was classic!!!

"Horatio, victim is female, 45 years old writer..." "Well, I guess this was a murder... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...she didn't wrote..." Yeeeaaahhhhhh! xD

This is quite possibly some of the greatest work on the internet....