(technically the red CoR Hot Rod variants that I switched to are called Mad Rides) this was from a stream a little while ago, check out the full vod if you want to see the full carnage kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i612o8Z5kr6Wfps.html

the car horn censors unironically scared the shit out of me

5:45 I just imagine Sora thinking "Check out this combo" and then slowly getting pummeled until they're just kicking his unconcious body on the ground.

This entire concept is genuinely psychotic🤣

With all the lanes between worlds being gridlocked, Sora has to deal with Rush Hour Traffic to save the day.

KH2 but every enemy is a Crimson Jazz. You can't see anything for all of the floating fire bombs.

Every one of Xemnas' lasers is just another Hot Rod doing a dash.

8:24 I just realized that marluxia’s scythe move where he draws you in is also drawing in the puzzle pieces and it’s fascinating to see cause it would never happen in normal gameplay

I love Hot Rods/Mad Rides for the exact reason that they legitimately kick your ass. Not in any flashy anime way. They just get in your face and mess you up.

I'm just picturing Sora being traumatized and from this point forward get PTSD anytime he hears car noises

Imagine the Battle of 1000 Heartless - but it's just this.

It must be an absolute nightmare doing a full run when every enemy is the most painfull and anoying one of the entire game........

Knocking them all up with a ripple drive at 1:07 was so satisfying

Love how the cars just throw hands for no fucking reason.

damn the Cars world from KH4 looks lit

Stickman Sham fought so many he became a car himself. Due to becoming Disney property, every swear out of his mouth was replaced by a car horn honking.

Hot Rods... my worst nightmare back in the days.

5:48 Why they beat his ass like that LOL

"Lexaeus?! With his Lexus!?" Had me dying 🤣

"Lexaeus with his Lexus" Peak comedy

4:31 Kinda sums up the experience, tbh.

Now try a KH2 world full of nobody dancers

Im guessing Demyx's water clones aren't replaced. What a nightmare that would be.

This seed is just the quest for counterguard tbh.

now that's what i call vehicular manslaughter

It's always insane to me just how well KH2 handles the nonsense in randomizers without breaking horribly. Like, sure, some stuff doesn't work properly, but I feel like any other game would just crash the moment you tried putting a boss in a strange arena. The fact you can just do the Step Vault RC without the follow up and the game just goes "eh" and chugs on. And interactions between entities that normally would never interact somehow still mostly make sense?!

This is psychological torture.

"Check this out." Gets bodied 😂 love the vid!

Xaldin was Sora's father all along, that explains why he was in his dive. And why Sora can use Aero shield. It all makes sense.

I will never get over these cars just walking up to you like they about to teach you a MFing infinite

Ansem wishes they were as powerful as these guys

Oh dear god, not even a minute in and the car horn censors are the funniest and most terrifying thing

Kingdom Hearts 4 Cars world leak

"Lexeaus and his Lexus" that line killed me lmao

Lexaeus with his Lexus 💀 💀

Oh god no one better install this on my KH2 while I'm not looking

This sounds like if my sleep paralyse demon started moving on me.

I could never do this, Hot Rods are fun to fight every now and then but not for an entire game. Kudos to you for toughing it out though

Sora fittin to get isakaied early.

I knew cars were a huge threat to safety, but now I understand why.

i think we can all agree, Hotrod is the most annoying KH2 enemy

Oh, this is just going to be 30 minutes of magnet abuse isn’t- 2:34 “We’re remaking the seed for the Mad Rides.” *Oh.*

Thats a few too many Hot Rods than i can manage

Took hit and run to a new level

Yo, those cars can throw hands.

Protip: don't listen to this video in the car

5:48 thunder to get bodied combo

Lexaeus is so pissed he manifested Hot Rods.

I'm almost certain if there is a hell, this is what Satan would use to torture me

Imagine if this was only an enemy randomizer and you had to proceed through the game like normal.

This sounds fucking painful. You have to kill them fast or you’ll have to deal with getting run over by 5 monster cars.

That Lexus joke was so funny bruh, funny vid all the way through and an interesting challenge run too!

This title struck unimaginable fear into my heart

"The mad rides are weak to blizzard" 29:10 It's because of the flame decals.

31:11 Okay real talk Vexan taking the place of Xehanort is almost appropriate. Almost like a mastermind behind the scenes kind of deal.

"Dodge Slash is not overrated, but it is overhated." My man speaking truth. The way people talk about the ability is like equipping it auto-kills you. Is it a good ability? Not particularly. But it also isn't bad. It's...fine. But people talk about it like it is the bane of their existence. Use a longer keyblade, bucko lol

KH: Los Angeles/New York traffic edition

who ever is the heartless dealership sold a lot of damn cars to them and made bank.

At least it’s not dancers.

oh god this sounds like Hell

The honk as a censor actually freaked me out the first time I heard it I looked out my window why would you give me this fear lmao.

All I saw was the thumbnail and thought “You sick sadistic bastard!”

Sora took the admonition to go play in traffic a bit too literally.

Parking Garage ass seed

My most hated heartless... this is a genuine nightmare

Seeing that title pop up in my feed triggered my PTSD

And to think, it's still not as bad as LA traffic.

Hot Rod? More like: Hot Fuck i’m getting Mirked in the Streets of Agrabah

Ah yes, the lightning McQueen challenge.

Masochist run

Mad Rides in a group be like: Fight back N****a, Fight Back!

The most coolest way of a hit & run

5:47 "Check this out" 😎 **Gets ganged up and beaten to death by a bunch of cars.**

This enemy is how I came to hate cars irl

What my brain saw as the title “Kingdom Hearts 2 except every enemy is SATAN’S FIERY MURDEROUS SPAWN”

These fucking cars I swear what kind of crazy mad man would do this

Lightning McQueen fell hard after he joined organization 13

This is torture.

Welcome to hell. A world with only hot rods, on critical. (Good luck)

Hotrods are bareable when you have reflect. Which you don't have during tr. Which is why their annoying. That and they can one shot you basically.

Just your average day in New York

Now you got a good reason to spam reflect

I was about to say it would be cool to see someone play with all enemies swapped to crimson jazz's after this. Then I realized that I don't absolutely hate anyone enough to want them to suffer like that.

Alternate title: Kingdom hearts 2 but the game takes place on a highway in LA

"Check this out" *dies*

I saw the thumbnail and recoiled in horror...

This was an enjoyable watch, playing it must have been torture

So, this is what hell looks like

I love the sound you used for censoring

Sora can box with all of Organization XIII, but not a few rubber hose animated cars

big oil's eating GOOD tonight

Talk about a traffic jam

You, sir, are a madman.

Ironic that the Hot Rod video ends with the chilliest boss in the game.

I’m not even playing and this is filling me with existential dread.

Thank you for embodying my worst nightmare in Kingdom Hearts II. This is the most ball-ache since Demyx' fucking shit

7:02 Dude, marluxia’s spin attack actually moved the puzzle crown pieces! Did you see that?

Bruh when Marluxia randomly appeared I was dying

kingdom hearts but its texas traffic

Who was the monster that thought of this...? Boiler room of hell for you😂😂😂😂