In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's First Date！

In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's First Date！ - GTA4

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11 ай бұрын

In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Can I get through the mission??

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@goldinthefurnace 11 ай бұрын

1:16 cinematic masterpiece ❤😂

@derextremeveganer 11 ай бұрын

This is awesome 😂

@bolobalaman 11 ай бұрын

1:22 Cinematic Masterpiece x2

@roguenerd6858 11 ай бұрын

“Bye.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@rockshubham7556 11 ай бұрын

BOOOOOOOMM HEADSHOT! 😂😂💥

@devinallen4708 11 ай бұрын

I laughed my ass off to the point i was weezing

@kylemurray3526 11 ай бұрын

Man, dating is really tough nowadays.

@jeifgravosky7515 11 ай бұрын

Chaotic and disaster 😂😂😂

@almosthelpless9374 11 ай бұрын

Especially in New York City

@tonycarson 10 ай бұрын

I read that in Niko’s voice 😂😂

@luffy_army 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@unknownunknown4419 9 ай бұрын

You're telling me my date felt like i got hit by a truck

@AnIdiotwithaSubaru 11 ай бұрын

1:16 they both had an interesting exit strategy

@dustinswatsons9150 11 ай бұрын

Nice

@Shishizurui 11 ай бұрын

NIKO = BYE * GETS HIT

@yuugenmagenevileyes9881 11 ай бұрын

That timing couldn't have been more perfect XD

@zephyrsans8819 11 ай бұрын

“I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.” Proceeds to splatter

@zackjohnsonz 11 ай бұрын

Somthing out of a cartoon😂

@Dunbie_ 11 ай бұрын

3:46 “hey there’s a bowling alley up there we should play 😀” “Cool! Let’s go bowling then” *michelle instantly gets striked*

@delvi5380 7 ай бұрын

A-train moment

@loganharris7801 7 ай бұрын

I love how the subtitles instantly transition to “Michelle is dead” after that

@The13thRonin 5 күн бұрын

@@loganharris7801 I love the player staring into the distance like "BUT WE WERE RIGHT THERE! WE WERE RIGHT THERE!"

@iczev 11 ай бұрын

I love how every time Niko offers to give her a new car, one comes flying straight at her immediately

@someguy5183 11 ай бұрын

Yes!

@KissAssGoodbye 9 ай бұрын

manifesting 🙏

@Cesa8R 7 ай бұрын

Greifer Jesus: wish granted

@xfunkypicklex 6 ай бұрын

He's a man of his word. 😂

@Roland6733 6 ай бұрын

I guess she did in fact, get a new one

@th3_apex_gamer776 11 ай бұрын

3:51 "Hey there's a bowling alley, we should play" *Little did Michelle know, however, that she was in fact the pin in the bowling alley 😂😂😂*

@madmax2069 11 ай бұрын

Lmao, definitely not the kind of bowling she was wanting to play

@asibit724 11 ай бұрын

BAD BOYS

@stephenbailinC7GS 11 ай бұрын

GOAT COMMENT

@georgemorley1029 11 ай бұрын

Strike!

@Jackoffs 11 ай бұрын

"Michelle is dead."

@Nilsttone 11 ай бұрын

1:22 "bye" 💥💥💥

@jairoiii6571 6 ай бұрын

Bro got transport

@kjstancedz Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@fiorsantana4227 16 күн бұрын

Well, he’s happy

@Vableme 11 ай бұрын

8:47 "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one." Game: *here you go, a new one*

@H-Shop 9 ай бұрын

Even faster than Mors Mutual Insurance

@user-xe1vp9wo1m 5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@zzolie 11 ай бұрын

14:50 "Sometimes I just feel like listening to radio, right?" *listens to the screams of dying people instead

@ijoinedthedarkside333 7 ай бұрын

"oh this one is my favourite, "pedestrian male scream #2"

@royery 6 ай бұрын

😂

@bolobalaman 11 ай бұрын

3:51 her final grunt after being hit i can't lmao

@Konym 11 ай бұрын

"Michelle is dead" in bold red at the bottom too lmao

@Leo-mj1mt 11 ай бұрын

"UGH"

@KC_Smooth 11 ай бұрын

LOL

@diah7130 9 ай бұрын

The beeps really sell it

@Mikemic2218 9 ай бұрын

I guess we all got a jerma985 sense of humor then 😂

@Demonaire 11 ай бұрын

0:30 "Be careful with Michelle's car or the date will be over" *_Y O U . D O N ' T . S A Y_*

@poorboy1122 11 ай бұрын

12:12 that taxi had a whole character arc 💀

@michaelmaloskyjr 11 ай бұрын

Damn, that's a good eye for continuity. Never noticed how it just ends up in final shot.

@RollerCodsterWFEW 7 ай бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣

@dankpotato9578 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@DIAMOND____ Ай бұрын

Bad news... It DIES in the next chapter of their story

@EoCx1 11 ай бұрын

2:20 that cut was CLEAN

@jamesgriffey7982 7 ай бұрын

The best part is Niko constantly getting blamed for everything even though there's clearly an apocalypse happening on the roadways

@user-hv5tl2ij7o 3 ай бұрын

I think his mistake was going on a date during traffic hours like that

@wattsinaname6975 3 ай бұрын

Just looks like LA during rush hour. It's his fault for not checking the traffic report.

@williamevans461 12 күн бұрын

Women, AmIRight?

@nighthawkj30A4 11 ай бұрын

After more then 15 Year the crashing dynamics of this game are incredible.

@BlitzkriegBryce 11 ай бұрын

and the ragdoll was so good. I loved when someone was trying to take their car back and you drive off while they are hanging onto the door handle.

@nighthawkj30A4 11 ай бұрын

@@BlitzkriegBryce same 😂 a nice real detail to bad i dont see that in GTA 5. Come to think of it I’ve seen it few times but they don’t hold to as real.

@Zellie1994 11 ай бұрын

Euphoria engine was way ahead of its time.

@burakoshimazaki 11 ай бұрын

@@Zellie1994 Wasn't it the Havok engine? I thought Euphoria was GTAV.

@zezebro17 11 ай бұрын

@@Zellie1994it's RAGE engine. the same used in every rockstar games since red Dead redemption 1

@bolobalaman 11 ай бұрын

5:30 lmao that woman screaming in her car while being yeeted is the best

@KC_Smooth 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@trellhicks4823 11 ай бұрын

I can't 💀😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@bilaldemir5252 11 ай бұрын

Lmao ahahgagaga

@Headshotnoby 11 ай бұрын

doppler effect scream

@Traveys 11 ай бұрын

Play it in slow motion. It’s HILARIOUS

@first264 11 ай бұрын

3:51 for some reason the sound of the text message after watching Michelle get ended and reading in bold red "Michelle is dead" is just the icing on the cake

@ChazizMTA 11 ай бұрын

3:20 lmao so funny the taxi passing by with the scream

@AllOfTheHallows 11 ай бұрын

0:53 "MY STOMACH JUST JUMPED lmao😂

@marizadominguez6648 7 ай бұрын

Drivr3joe: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SimplyTakuma 11 ай бұрын

_Im sorry about the car Michelle. I can get you a new one._

@saurabhsaxena2001 3 күн бұрын

You can get her a new boyfriend for fun😂

@saintanator8992 11 ай бұрын

Typical woman criticizing Nikos driving despite the flow of traffic

@bazzyblack5895 11 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@Sir_nuggets 11 ай бұрын

Bruh

@02suraditpengsaeng41 11 ай бұрын

Woman ☕

@VBunplugged757 11 ай бұрын

Lol imagine keeping up with the flow of traffic now

@thatscandinavianguy841 11 ай бұрын

Karen is really annoying

@twitchyfingaz92 11 ай бұрын

5:15 "it's called soap.......S-O-P, soap. BOOOOOOMM!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

@TROLLSTIN13 9 ай бұрын

I don’t know what was funnier. her spelling soap wrong, or the fact the car blew up as soon as she spelled it wrong. 🤣

@twitchyfingaz92 9 ай бұрын

@@TROLLSTIN13 I know right!! I watched that part several times and found something new to laff at every time😂😂😂

@hawkeye5955 8 ай бұрын

"Soap!" *explosion* *COD MW2 flashbacks*

@michaelwarner5277 7 ай бұрын

@@TROLLSTIN13 The BOOM was just the punctuation of the sentence.

@marizadominguez6648 7 ай бұрын

Drivr3joe:😂😂😂

@luisz2853 7 ай бұрын

10:28 After so many dates Michelle has learned that every goodbye is a car in the face😂

@jesusmendoza297 6 ай бұрын

finally figured out she’s stuck in a time loop 😂

@luisz2853 6 ай бұрын

@@jesusmendoza297 FBI hard work🤣🤣🤣

@davidkonevky7372 6 ай бұрын

She's stuck in some sick and twisted groundhog day 😂

@luisz2853 6 ай бұрын

Michelle: If he says goodbye like that, what will the bed be like?

@darknezz6667 28 күн бұрын

Infinite Miles Per Hour: playing on streets near you

@ShadyRonin 8 ай бұрын

The drive from 5:29 to 5:45 is honestly incredible hahaha

@akiirasuttonlarge 6 ай бұрын

Just another day at the office.

@geterpriffin 11 ай бұрын

3:50 couldn't have happened at a better time. She wanted to go bowling, and bowling she went!

@Twitchems 11 ай бұрын

"Be careful with Michelle's car, or the date will be over" Yeah well that's not really up to me

@jack1aug96 8 ай бұрын

7:45 Niko just walking back down the stairs 😂

@user-xe1vp9wo1m 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@goldinthefurnace 11 ай бұрын

14:04 ha that hydrant saved you from impact.

@domestos72 9 ай бұрын

Yes

@TheVicar 11 ай бұрын

I think we should all sit back, listen to the music and enjoy the drive

@d9zirable 11 ай бұрын

We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the radio

@TheVicar 11 ай бұрын

@@d9zirable Michelle is dead

@Kenichi3LTataman 11 ай бұрын

Definetly

@soupcangaming662 11 ай бұрын

@@TheVicar *Michelle's car has been destroyed.* "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one."

@TheVicar 11 ай бұрын

@@soupcangaming662 Do you mean you'd steal one?

@statrunner 11 ай бұрын

1:12 bye-

@ArtsyAustin 11 ай бұрын

7:05 Niko had enough 😂

@sirisaac6125 8 ай бұрын

NIKO SMASH

@JH-jm8ib 11 ай бұрын

5:10 what do you think this is? Bumper cars? 🤣

@borgirhead 11 ай бұрын

3:52 she really went bowling

@DonVecta 11 ай бұрын

11:08 her face, lol Poor Niko, he kept being blamed by the unnaturally blue sky of Libery City and the strange, crazy traffic pandemic the city is suffering.

@fruitcake4910 11 ай бұрын

10:28 Nice escape

@Rimsiakas 11 ай бұрын

This is a very nice symbolic demonstration of the feeling of cultural shock Niko is experiencing after just arriving to Liberty City.

@user-eq9xs5fz9u 7 ай бұрын

Shockwave more like Both from the car breaking sound barrier and the explosion

@goldinthefurnace 11 ай бұрын

4:56 OH MY GOD 🔥🔥🔥😂😂

@brandonu.6422 4 ай бұрын

Lol there’s literally a charred burning human and Michelle is chillin. Niko even made some date money $$

@merlefi6162 7 ай бұрын

3:50 The timing was so perfect 😂

@kohaku2421 11 ай бұрын

*Niko casually goes out for a date* Police: We have to arrest you for this madness!

@robdom91 11 ай бұрын

Police: We don't know why the law of mass and velocity broke, but there's this guy Niko Bellic. We need to arrest him and hold him accountable... for reasons...

@austincolton7546 10 ай бұрын

No one: Episode 1 of The Boys: 2:38

@GodAboveAaE 8 ай бұрын

@KnightSlasher 7 ай бұрын

I like how the taxis is the only vehicle driving at a normal speed

@Roland6733 6 ай бұрын

Lmao True

@michaelmaloskyjr 11 ай бұрын

For some reason that pause when Nikko's just helplessly staring at Michelle at 5:05 gets me everytime! 😂

@stephenbailinC7GS 11 ай бұрын

It’s like he knows something 😂

@krisstopher8259 11 ай бұрын

"nicole is dead". alrite that date sucked. lmao

@girabbit 9 ай бұрын

“What you think this is, bumper cars?” says a driver 💀

@chimchu3232 8 ай бұрын

Right after watching a man get engulfed in flames in the fetal position 😂

@michaelmaloskyjr 8 ай бұрын

@@chimchu3232 hahaaha

@AlessandroRosmo 11 ай бұрын

6:23 "STOP THE VEHICLE" *flies away*

@goldinthefurnace 11 ай бұрын

3:48 Michelle: "Hey, we should go bowling" Was already in the lane and Becomes a pin😂😂😂 🎳

@wattsinaname6975 11 ай бұрын

🤣

@TheGlaizers 11 ай бұрын

please

@kylearchie6598 11 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@georgemorley1029 11 ай бұрын

Strike!

@whocares5114 11 ай бұрын

1:16 to 1:24 is the funniest thing i have seen in a while, i almost passed out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

@fernandoguedes4952 11 ай бұрын

they let them finish their sentences hahahaha

@madmanjoe1002 11 ай бұрын

Actually crying with laughter. 😂

@mississippiwrenches295 11 ай бұрын

3:45 is pretty funny too 😂

@Corkoth55 11 ай бұрын

Fuggedabowdit

@Lord_The_Dragon 11 ай бұрын

6:35 That taxi got headshoted for sure

@calebcollinsmusic8407 11 ай бұрын

It’s the occasional random car in the distance that’s somehow flying vertically that has me in tears.

@hjsimpson 7 ай бұрын

1:16 was probably one of the top 15 funniest things I've seen in my entire life

@garrettpoulin6303 11 ай бұрын

3:50 was just awesome. She was there and then she wasn’t.

@sorecentipede 11 ай бұрын

its incredible how the traffic speed creats such an apocalyptic vibe...

@bryant475 10 ай бұрын

Yeah I was thinking this would end the population pretty quickly, way worse than a zombie apocalypse! You can only stay indoors for so long, until you have to go outside for resources. Would be a great movie/show premise!

@zombiTrout 11 ай бұрын

The random screams from the pedestrians is absolutely killing me. 😂😂😂

@KOENIGSPILZ 11 ай бұрын

1:10 best scene 😂

@morkahnofficial 11 ай бұрын

3:50 'Michelle is dead' is so fkn funny

@davidkonevky7372 6 ай бұрын

Fr the game be acting like it's my fault 🙄

@drivr3joe 11 ай бұрын

The worst possible scenarios that play out in your head before the first date:

@joehaynes6647 7 ай бұрын

3:51 killed me dude i cant breathe. They way you just looked in the direction she was taken away you were just like "oh" then followed by you getting obliterated yourself

@therealdapperdan 11 ай бұрын

*car smacks into michelle's car at 999999mph* Michelle: "OWUH" 3:03

@zamnodorszk7898 7 ай бұрын

The absolute hilarity of Michelle saying “I hope the police didn’t see that!” When there’s a literal hurricane of cars, mangled pedestrians and lampposts raging around them.

@branbelen8528 11 ай бұрын

the way the player kept a calm driving style killed me lmao

@George94_tape 10 ай бұрын

Geez Louise! This was 100% funnier than I thought it'd be before clicking.

@Alex_Guy1011 11 ай бұрын

Never thought Niko's PTSD from the war would stay.

@EoCx1 11 ай бұрын

3:48 LMFAO our man was so close to a regular date :(

11 ай бұрын

1:17 is gold. Some of us wished that happened on our dates 😂

@shaggysnax01 11 ай бұрын

I literally NEVER dated Michelle - or rather, Karen - especially knowing she was spying on Niko. This video, and just watching her suffer in general, is therapeutic to me.

@radishfeast4021 11 ай бұрын

Next time I encounter wild traffic I'm going to scream "geez louise!" Instead of the usual profanity, thank you for this lesson in dating etiquette.

@MichaelSchlossberg 7 ай бұрын

Omg. I’m lying in bed with a fever, binge watching these videos. This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Thank you so much.

@user-bm3hu5bm3b 11 ай бұрын

12:48 that cop car saved the day

@dogman3362 6 ай бұрын

12:54 the red car flying by and screaming in terror

@randymarshusa2928 11 ай бұрын

This is probably what it feels like to live in the marvel universe as a citizen

@ProfessorHeavy1 4 ай бұрын

11:08 I love how the Doppler effect shifts his pitch down as he flies away at high speed.

@fruitcake4910 11 ай бұрын

3:51 Poor girl had no chance

@hybridAbsol 11 ай бұрын

Considered what she became in GTA 5, killing her was a breeze

@electricbird423forester9 11 ай бұрын

She was up to no good anyhow

@hybridAbsol 11 ай бұрын

@@electricbird423forester9 ^ every FBI/CIA agent in a nutshell

@nthgth 11 ай бұрын

9:54 "Stupid malaka!" GTA III, is that you?? But holy shit this is the funniest stuff I've seen all year 🤣🤣

@Itemtotem 11 ай бұрын

*WHAM!* Ill talk to you soon. Bye *WHAM!!*

@zacharyrollick6169 11 ай бұрын

3:52 Seeing her get A Trained will never bet old.

@ellygirl84 9 ай бұрын

I'll give credit where credit is due.. Michelle is one tough woman who just doesn't give up on the idea on going on a 1st date! Definitely a one of a kind!

@Phanto. 6 ай бұрын

because she is an FBI agent who was investigating Niko 😢

@KissAssGoodbye 9 ай бұрын

6:15 there are the police

@Fulldrag7802 11 ай бұрын

1:23 the audible thud made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 timing on that was perfect!

@princelevi3733 11 ай бұрын

I think we should sit back, listen to music, and enjoy the ride. She is asking for a lot right there.

@Cheapshot420420 10 ай бұрын

2:05 PULL OVER YOU MANIAC!

@jairoiii6571 6 ай бұрын

The other people:

@XxTheGoOfYxX 11 ай бұрын

do the Mr. Faustin truck bomb mission lol

@hybridAbsol 11 ай бұрын

Oh god no 💀

@popeviii4713 11 ай бұрын

💀💀💀 this shit had me rollin

@-_._._- 8 ай бұрын

1:17 my god this was the best part. They each got swiped by a flying car within seconds of each other.

@SaphMiles 11 ай бұрын

3:51 Finally made it! - Michelle gets hit by a car 😂

@michaeldonoghue9015 11 ай бұрын

Your videos are great. I get to hear dialogue I’ve never heard before

@someguy5183 11 ай бұрын

The 2nd attempt was possibly the best of them, though I find it all hilarious.😂

@osadniczek140 7 ай бұрын

4:54 i love how some random guy on fire just appears out of thin air, curls into a ball, starts yelling and instantly becomes black with a single "ouh"

@LowCoder 9 ай бұрын

The first Niko's date: "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle, I can get a new one" The 100th Niko's date: "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle, I can get a new one"

@yinli9219 11 ай бұрын

3:49 Niko no need go bowing because she is a bowing bottle😂😂😂😂😂

@TheRockwhisperer 10 ай бұрын

Love the fact that Michelle still want to go out with Nico, she is dedicated to her work!

@ssgpentland8241 11 ай бұрын

the funniest part is, you can blow up her car, or even act like a complete psycopath in front of her and she STILL will let you keep trying to take her on that 1st date