So basically, if Tommy Wiseau remade Django Unchained and cast himself as the lead... Actually no, that'd still be a better movie.
@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK2 жыл бұрын
That actually sounds pretty funny ngl
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy8 ай бұрын
Actually…now you kinda talked me into it. That sounds terrible, but I just HAVE to see it.
@graemesmith67212 жыл бұрын
"Where's your horse, Striker?" "You're sittin' on it." That actually got a laugh out of me.
@nomduclavier7 жыл бұрын
"Not the worst thing to come out of slavery" -- its most glowing review. Slap that shit on the box.
@Nosferatu7553 жыл бұрын
This Red Dead Revolver prequel is a real downer
@skudzer19857 жыл бұрын
Damn, Lurch was actually a very articulate and intimidating actor.
@AnitaLife277 жыл бұрын
skudzer1985 yes, he was. Great voice, real talent.
@SImmons31287 жыл бұрын
skudzer1985 he was great in the outlaw josey Wales
@JAFOpty7 жыл бұрын
he acted the hell out of that part. I even want to look other movies with him.
@die-cry-hate2 жыл бұрын
I worked at walmart when I was in high school and this movie was in the two dollar bin. I was so excited by the cover, not only did I buy a copy, but I also pulled every copy out and out them on the mainstream movie shelves. I was pretty disappointed after watching it though, that the cover had nothing to do with the movie. It was worth having in the collection though
@jesusfreak777ize5 жыл бұрын
Here's my abridged review of this movie: It's definitely not roots.
@Borntoberiled7 жыл бұрын
That woman can sing without moving her lips. She's too good for this film.
@MF-R2 жыл бұрын
"Are you white?" "Yes." "Is that yours?" "Yes." "Alright; move along." That wrecked me way harder than it should of... I am not a good person... I try, but the fact that's funny to me says otherwise.
@yenee947 жыл бұрын
okay, a race isn't just defined by skin color, there are facial structures that are unique to each race and no albino black man would look like the protagonist because that is clearly a white man with bleached hair... THE FUCK WAS THE GUY THINKING?!
@ensotao17 жыл бұрын
What makes you think he was thinking?
@Ukiby300010 ай бұрын
It's so insane to me because when I was in college there was actual black albino guy in my campus and believe me, the facial structure of a black person with white skin is very hard to "replicate"!
@docdave158 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Ted Cassidy during the filming of this movie was wishing he was back on the set of Butch & Sundance getting kicked in the balls.
@TheDracoChick9 жыл бұрын
A movie that's called Black Rage that has neither a black protagonist nor the rage from said protagonist. I think they put that title there to purposely cause controversy and attract attention. Brilliant...
@sperrin6 жыл бұрын
Yeah because casting a white man to play a black one wasn't controversial enough...
@nathanclark24246 жыл бұрын
TheDracoChick truly inspiring how fucking awful this is. Taking controversy off of racism.
@MinkiBlue5 жыл бұрын
So this explains the Netflix thing with the Witcher. They knew this movie was ahead of it's time.
@Exospray2 жыл бұрын
More likely a distributor saying "how the hell am I going to shift copies of this thing?"
@fkrkf2 жыл бұрын
@@sperrin this came out in 72, not even a decade after the watts police riot when the us army drove tanks thru the streets- and homes - of the black ghettos, no different from china's Tinanmon square, and just like Tianmon, its been purposefully suppressed in our historical narrative. When movies like "black rage" are placed into their historical context the elements seen as incredibly controversial today wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at the time. What pissed people off in 1972 was the idea that a white man could be cast as the brother of black man at all bc it meant that blacks and whites were both humans and inherently equal. Racists have been trying to justify white supremacy since they settled America, clinging frantically to any pseudoscience that could be used to paint non whites as non human animals
@Eightane6 жыл бұрын
When I first saw Ted Cassidy in this, I could've sworn it was Richard Kiel. I think I'm just blinded by the rage. ... Not a play on words, just, the rage of learning this was made. X(
@erer2704 жыл бұрын
Ted Cassidy is to good for this movie!
@charlottecorday84943 жыл бұрын
One of the all time best reviews! "So people go there. Got it!"
@Psycomantis15 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Rutger Hauer was one of us!
@psistis807 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Dave Chappelle saw this movie when had the idea for that sketch at the first episode of the Chappelle show where he was blind and wrote racist books,although the fact that he's afro american.
@peterkrug23274 жыл бұрын
That was the best Chappelle skit! (I my opinion, anyway)
@eriannamiecce20303 жыл бұрын
No, I think he at one point listened to Jesse Lee Peterson go on a rant and got the idea.
@davidreese36247 жыл бұрын
Well, remember that new Birth of a Nation movie? People were disappointed in it but at least they could say its a masterpiece in comparison to BLACK RAGE...
@EssexAggiegrad20113 жыл бұрын
@mroracal Meh
@graemesmith67212 жыл бұрын
Birth of a Nation isn't a masterpiece in comparison to anything. At least in this movie the racist rednecks are the villains, not the heroes.
@ichimaru962 жыл бұрын
@@graemesmith6721 i think he meant the OTHER birth of a nation film
@MF-R2 жыл бұрын
Idk, this movies is so tone def while atleast trying to be progressive in it's own backwards way, that it has that "so bad it's good" quality. BoaN is just the standard conservative propaganda nonsense.
@Wysiwyg436 жыл бұрын
6:36 . . ."or just say what he really is, WHITE!" LMFAO
@Blacknight88508 жыл бұрын
I suppose Chris Robinson making _Convict Women_ too makes sense - "Well, we've got a swamp and Ted Cassidy, might as well make the most of it". Also, is it weird that I think some of the soundtrack is kind of nice? Grossly out of place in this film, but nice.
@Ratciclefan7 жыл бұрын
Kirkhammer is my Waifu yeah, I also think the soundtrack is nice. xD
@graemesmith67212 жыл бұрын
It was a common practice back then to have a folksinger who sounded like Joan Baez (i.e., every female folksinger in the '70s) to sing a weepy romantic ballad over people who were in a bad situation. It was meant to be poignant. Even the science fiction movie Silent Running did this, and they actually got Joan Baez to do it.
@RavynMad1217 жыл бұрын
"Try it back to back with the Star Wars Holiday Special to...unwanted guests"? That guy in the message board is pure evil!
@modelmajorpita9 жыл бұрын
I miss the Greatest American Hero intro. D:
@kevinthepilgrim9 жыл бұрын
We all do, my friend. We all do.
@pslush18 жыл бұрын
+modelmajorpita love the picture
@MadKingDrooby8 жыл бұрын
hearing lurch say the n word hurt me,lurch is a pure lovable giant q.q
@bigbaddawg1018 жыл бұрын
+MadKingDrooby Now imagine him slipping it in while in character in an Adams Family movie.
@dregoth223 жыл бұрын
Thing is that Lurch wasn't that nice in the 60's series, he was lucky the Addams family are really nice people, or he'd have been fired
@MiXVoy3 жыл бұрын
He's also voiced Hanna-Barbera's Godzilla
@sydneyslaughter71638 жыл бұрын
It's sad, but this idea of an albino black man in Slave-Times has potential. How would the albino be treated? What would people think of him? There's so many possibilities there!
@doranstewartstewart65218 жыл бұрын
don't encourage them
@skyehare48 жыл бұрын
Lol, they were treated as more of an oddity in those times. Since albinos are still visibly and obviously black despite their light colored skin, they were believed to be smarter than darker skinned black ppl, but not on the same level as whites. At most, they were treated like weirdos and paraded around at circuses and as parts of freak show attractions. There are some tales though, of albinos dressing up and pretending to be white and successfully escaping the plantation, but the validity of some of those stories have yet to be proven. I suggest u look up the history of black albinos in American history, cuz it's kinda interesting in a cool, but pretty sad and pretty upsetting sort of way.
@Decenium7 жыл бұрын
a nice trip to the freakshow...which is not good times...
@doranstewartstewart65217 жыл бұрын
TheRhinehart86 thats hella fire where can i find them
@lemeres24787 жыл бұрын
Far more common is a person defined as black due to the 'one drop' style rules, when the bloodline was actually diluted because... well... to the slave women... General point- lit of that time practically fetishized the idea of a near white woman. Because they wanted to own a white woman, but that is usually illegal.
@LuisVargas-bq3bp8 жыл бұрын
This must be the best from the Snob.
@betteryearentertainment40042 жыл бұрын
Why does the VHS box make this look like a completely different movie? Implications of the cover: A slave has had enough, so he goes to town on some slave owners. The movie itself: An albino and a black man search for treasure, with a slave owner and some bounty hunters on their trail. Not to mention, that whole bike scene is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. It looks to be a two-seater, so why didn't they just sit on it?! Surely they could've found a way to carry the chickens and ride the bike at the same time.
@BesterP129 жыл бұрын
Met a few albinos at the visually impaired summer camp I went to. Including one African American boy who said that his dad got pissed and ran off after seeing him assuming cheating.
@wolverineminer9 жыл бұрын
That sucks.
@jamesmorrison25958 жыл бұрын
That's really sad
@gweegweezoozoo8 жыл бұрын
Don't albino ' have blood red eyes?
@eviljoel8 жыл бұрын
+Harold P. Penisman Apparently they usually have light blue eyes, that often show up as "red-eye" on photographs.
@sonikku9566 жыл бұрын
Harold P. Penisman Many have purple eyes.
@Amesang7 жыл бұрын
21:28 Is that Chris Robinson in drag in the top center of the cover? Why is he called "Chris Robertson?" Why is Mickey Rooney in it? According to IMDB it also goes under "Cell Block Girls," "Swamp Fever," "Thunder County," "Women's Penitentiary XI," and "Women's Prison Escape," among others…
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47876 жыл бұрын
Actually I like how the lighthouse and people look like black cutouts against the sunrise or sunset but that’s the only complement I have
@robertromero94883 жыл бұрын
Catch the black sunshine
@kevinthepilgrim9 жыл бұрын
Brad, could you please upload your "Mommie Dearest" review. I have to admit that's one of my favorites.
@SpeedyEric19 жыл бұрын
Kevin Pilgrim Mine too, mostly because Brad bashes the Razzie Awards, and god bless him for it, because The Razzies are full of people who only nominate movies that are popular to hate (and they probably never seen any of those movies before).
@LauraSquirrel6 жыл бұрын
It's back up.
@Tareltonlives5 жыл бұрын
God, I wish the movie was like the cover.
@crimsondynamo6153 жыл бұрын
The cover is like Django Unchained before Django Unchained
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping5 жыл бұрын
Where in the hell do you find these monstrosities, Brad.
@anselravenhart47533 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there are a lot of people dedicated to making him suffer.
@Arrowdodger7 жыл бұрын
Black Rage just makes me wonder if that is where Woolie Madden's brother got the name for his character "Rage".
@zomg1337h4x6 жыл бұрын
Arrowdodger Damn, I clicked on this solely to say "Copyright: Reverend Madden". Beat me to it.
@at0micl0bster3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing when I clicked on this
@sydneyslaughter71635 жыл бұрын
The maker of this movie better not be the cause of Ted Cassidy’s untimely death!
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping5 жыл бұрын
Im kinda disappointed there isnt a quiz on the back of the box...
@ironw68065 жыл бұрын
@11:10 why the hell would anyone ever for any reason sit in a swamp? 😂
@sydneyslaughter71636 жыл бұрын
The two stars are for Ted Cassidy. That is all.
@EssentialClassic Жыл бұрын
Wow, I really did watch this movie. And I still can't believe that I did.
@enlightenednormie2427 ай бұрын
When!? How??
@EssentialClassic7 ай бұрын
@@enlightenednormie242 A few years back on Tubi or somewhere.
@peterang785 жыл бұрын
Everytime I keep hearing Levi, I always think of that character from that awesome anime........
@robinhay433 жыл бұрын
Levi is an old name from biblical times even though it's hit a popular trend in the past couple decades.
@avatarmary7 жыл бұрын
At 5:28 there's a bug crawling on the food
@christopherkelly42305 жыл бұрын
It's jus mo meat
@SpeedyEric18 жыл бұрын
Thank Christ I just watched 12 Years a Slave from start to finish.
@desmondscalaro95607 жыл бұрын
Yeah Canadian abolitionist was awesome
@8125586 жыл бұрын
I actually know an albino black guy...he didn't look like Chris Robinson.
@comaster26 жыл бұрын
Or sound like him.
@FrenchPaul19888 жыл бұрын
Why is it that the worse a movie the Snob reviews is, the more I want to see it ? This, A Ton of Grass goes to Pot and The bloody Horror Video that made me puke on my Aunt Gertrude are three movies I'd love to see...
@crimsondynamo6153 жыл бұрын
Those three movies could perfectly be used to teach what not to do when making a movie, as all three show problems that are fundamental in what ruins movies.
@mnmfreak5023 жыл бұрын
My buddy stole this from a small local convenient store 15 years ago. Good old stoner days.
@ichimaru962 жыл бұрын
Bet after watching it he wished he could give it back 😂 "hello I'd like a refund" "you stole this" "yes and it's so bad that you owe ME money"
@Launchpad055 жыл бұрын
6:58 'Is there any money in it for me?'
@williambrady95788 жыл бұрын
Snake Plissken makes everything better!
@N_Moli8 жыл бұрын
I hated this movie right up until Big Boss showed up. I still hate it.... but a little less.
@iceheart8625 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I kinda want to watch this movie.
@alwaysme_t5 жыл бұрын
Watched the full unedited version (Catch the black Sunshine) Not worth it at all wasted my time. Remembering the review helped a lot though also watch it with friends if you do so you can riff it.
@PatchGuilf6 жыл бұрын
So much time spent in water and falling over
@techmouse.8 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit I don't see what makes that vhs cover racist. Unless the fact the albino isn't on it, which would imply albinos aren't important.
@Nate-ik8cf8 жыл бұрын
The cover looks like a black gay porno
@TheRealNormanBates8 жыл бұрын
+techmouse1101 Well of course he's on the cover. You just can't see him because he's so white.
@SC42118 жыл бұрын
+Monroville That albino is a Spy!
@Captain-Palsy7 жыл бұрын
techmouse1101 the cover looks more like a porno
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping6 жыл бұрын
Brad your best review, bud.
@JS-Jms5 жыл бұрын
I own the movie on its original VHS. I actually like the movie.
@freakyzed84672 жыл бұрын
The Soundgarden smash hit 'Black Hole Sun' was a tribute to this movie. True story, and if you don't believe me, fight me!
@ludenunes66065 жыл бұрын
HELP!!! That very mismatched song at 17:25: I'm kinda in love with it but can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know its title or singer?
@jongroskin7293 жыл бұрын
This movie was messed up but it's Citizen Kane compared to Nukie.
@pokehybridtrainer6 жыл бұрын
So the two brothers boatjacked the Native American's ride. ...What.
@mrmonty86 Жыл бұрын
Black Rage is when they combine Roots and Brian's Song into a movie.
@paulsteel91277 ай бұрын
The only things missing from this film are ninjas and zombies.
@enlightenednormie2426 ай бұрын
And Pierre F'ing Kirby 💪💪
@LB-gz3ke5 жыл бұрын
It's Chris Robinson. He's not a doctor, but he played one on TV.
@enlightenednormie2424 жыл бұрын
The concept has potential.
@enlightenednormie242 Жыл бұрын
17:05 Great Meme Potential 😆😆
@jaketucker25594 жыл бұрын
I think catch the black sunshine was a better title than black rage, it kind of fits with the opening theme, the white black guy being named sunshine, and I think black sunshine is the kind of weather that was played during this trash
@kontoculai6301 Жыл бұрын
'...like The Good,The Bad and The Ugly... except there's nothing fuckin good about it!'😂
@gradeacontent-o1751 Жыл бұрын
21:18 notice that he still gave the film 5 out of 10, a film hes claiming nearly killed his friend and he says its "mid"
@FormerBaptist5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Chris Robinson in Stanley? (My apologies if you've already reviewed it.)
@Themaniacnextdoor7 жыл бұрын
Does this have an unedited release? The cuts are pretty strange and it looks like the plot might have been mangled.
@Morgil276 жыл бұрын
If you wanna see a real albino black man, just watch that new Black Lightning show.
@DoubleAgents9 жыл бұрын
Chris Robinson from the Black Crowes or Chris Robinson from General Hospital?
@culwin9 жыл бұрын
Double Agents Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh
@MYPOWERSTATION1 Жыл бұрын
with that moustache , Lurch looks John Holmes
@ArninoStorm8 жыл бұрын
Except Edison didn't invent movies, the brothers Lumière did?
@theponydalek79236 жыл бұрын
ArninoStorm you're both wrong, it was the Roman magic lantern
@tastyloaf54877 жыл бұрын
Help out my old eyes ... what is crawling around the guy at 15:50 ?
@Kirkeyressa7 жыл бұрын
Teeny little crabs! :D
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Tasty Loaf Crabs! I think...
@Avnirvana16 жыл бұрын
Crabs. I don’t know how crabs are gross though
@PixelLife1016 жыл бұрын
Sand fleas?
@amethyststohner71106 жыл бұрын
dude have you ever seen a sand flea?
@SirChubbyBunny7 жыл бұрын
What the fuck was this? Oh, and the reviewers who said this would make Thomas Edison wish he never inventioned movies is an insult to Louis Le Prince; not that hack Edison who stole credit for it after Le Prince disappeared (and was likely murdered).
@thehonorablereverendaddiso19437 жыл бұрын
SirChubbyBunny .....don't you mean Marconi?
@FelisTerras7 жыл бұрын
That had me confused, too, when he said it. Thanks for giving credit were credit are highly overdue.
@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping6 жыл бұрын
Brad, I have a movie you definitely need to review called Ssssss. It stars Strother Martin who plays a whacked out scientist who turns bitches into snakes. Could be a classic review!!
@timd34694 жыл бұрын
Ssssss sounds as good as Repligator... which is no small task!
@dyejohn19052 жыл бұрын
it's not a good movie,but there were lots of slaves who looked white because of their parentage, there was a case of two slaves driving to freedom in a coach by one sitting in the back relaxing and passing for white, and no-one questioned it.
@jeremycarnes1656 Жыл бұрын
When I think "black", I think "Brad Jones"
@Ratciclefan7 жыл бұрын
This movie is so bad, but I love the Snob's review. Also, as some people have already said in the comments, that cover makes it look like a porno. xD
@royalfoil54135 жыл бұрын
Like a rape revenge movie
@Konrad_Wallenrod4 жыл бұрын
Why not? We already habe Nazi porn, why not slavery porn?
@graemesmith67212 жыл бұрын
@@Konrad_Wallenrod We already have that. It's called "Mandingo."
@Proff0ak9 жыл бұрын
He he, drek means poo.
@TheBaalPhaoton9 жыл бұрын
What's up with the title card? It's not showing up.
@SpeedyEric19 жыл бұрын
Baal Phaoton He nowadays puts the titlecard in the middle of the episode, which is when the video breaks into a commercial.
@TheBaalPhaoton9 жыл бұрын
I'm referring to the thumbnail/title card of the KZfaq video. I just see a gray box with 3 white dots in it.
@SpeedyEric19 жыл бұрын
Baal Phaoton Huh, I didn't see it before, but I see it now.
@TheBaalPhaoton9 жыл бұрын
SpeedyEric1 No problem I also kind of worded it wrong in the beginning anyways lol.
@jaketucker25597 жыл бұрын
I'm from the south and white, and I'm offended by this movie
@jaketucker25596 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the black actors where like during the making of this movie
@pheunithpsychic-watertype98814 жыл бұрын
A controversial subject but that didnt stop it from being used in JoJo's bizzare adventure part 6
@lemon933 жыл бұрын
Huhhh? When did this happen in stone ocean
@pheunithpsychic-watertype98813 жыл бұрын
@@lemon93 Pucci and weathers backstory. It just smacked of some racial exploitation thing that would probably be on something like the boondocks for shock value
@blahblahblahbloohblah7 жыл бұрын
Levi, fucking lol
@sdm475 жыл бұрын
5:42 wait but for that to be true THIS FUCKING THING HAD A SCRIPT!?!
@SagaSagaVGM5 жыл бұрын
As offensive as it is, I'd like to see it under it's original title. Since the "Black Rage" version is severely cut-up, probably by the same idiot that thought that VHS cover was a good idea. Hell, maybe it'll end up being a better film too.
@kurtwk Жыл бұрын
….what is a yute?
@lurchlogan5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see a fellow Lurch get some work... but not like this!! 👋😔 Facepalm
@eriannamiecce20304 жыл бұрын
Something tells me if I watched this, I would either not be able to stop from pissing myself laughing, or puking because of how fucking putrid this film looks.
@MrGMoney19447 жыл бұрын
Well at least they said he was albino could have just ignored that fact he's white.
@hunterwilder966514 күн бұрын
This prequel to O Brother, Where Art Thou? is not as good
@Remythechef7 жыл бұрын
This movie is so cringe worthy. It's almost amazing as to how this even got made:
@iceheart8625 жыл бұрын
The movie is awful, but it does have a nice soundtrack at least.
@spotieotie2 жыл бұрын
Christ. I have watched nearly every Snob episode and this is the WORST movie out of all 200+. Yes, including Nukie.
@freakyzed84672 жыл бұрын
I love this movie in the 'WTF were they THINKING!' way. Makes me laugh every time I watch it. Nukie just puts me to sleep.
@oroontheheels7 жыл бұрын
This movie is shit, but at least it ended up with nice OTP :D
@CineMasterDamian6 жыл бұрын
1:12 True, but the difference is that *The Birth of a Nation (1915)* is actually a great movie!