Ok I forgot what happened In rogue one could you elaborate

@@HkPrima Galen erso the lead scientist behind its construction deliberately made the exhaust port an easy target that could destroy the whole thing

@@beanward_xd527 welp my uncle was right for once

Holy shit your right!😱 I didn’t even realize that until I saw this comment 🤣 Half the time I forget about Rouge One🤣

@@AnotherStarWarsGamer Everyone forgot they saw Rogue One!

Y E S

its cannon either way

How?

Y E S

Ah yes if this gets copy right striked it becomes a *Cannon*

That would such a good casual comedy

written and directed by Quentin Tarantino

Like Troops (the 1997 short film parody of COPS) or something different?

red vs blue essentially

@@hbdragon88 yeah something like that.

And the blue milk! A nice touch.

There was bars and stuff in death star too lol

That's the point.

@@SubayAdamm2 This isn't taking place on a Death Star though?

@@ninjabiatch101 *too*

How America thinks Muslims think

@@hklegomaster don't worry it's not just Americans , some Europeans also think like that

@@KikogamerJ2 middle easterns too

Jedies? Jedie? Jais? How would the plural for Jedi really be spelled out?

@@Emrald79 ya just say ‘jedi’

Well the exhaust port was pushing ton of exhaust out so really it could have been

Ironic, considering they're storm troopers

So true

@@Fellkun yeah but it's space

@@jetastronomia8400 still it could blow exhaust

Yeah your correct, there are hyperspace lanes that have been planned since the dawn of the Republic’s expansion to the outer rim

@@normalchannel1522 Yes but wouldn't the chances of crashing a ship traveling in speeds of light with another traveling in speeds of light be really small? Like what are the chances someone Estee is going down the same Highway AND to a destination that is behind yours and how would you know about it for there to be traffic and not just crashes?

@@afanisthedolphin looking at how hyperspace lanes have planets in them, i am guessing one does not go all the way to their destination but takes breaks every few planets along the way. And i started reading a star wars novel and theres traffic in space apparently.

I think that in orbit around planets like Coruscant there is traffic because there are just so many ships, but I think with hyperspace lanes you can go into hyperspace at any point and still get into the lane.

@@afanisthedolphin if you are travelling at the speed of light, your matter has a very slim change of colliding with anything. someone fact-checks me on quantum physics here!

No doubt reading, 'my pet sandworm'

"Emperor Palpatine, there's been a second x-wing."

@@giornogiovanna7316“A SECOND X-WING HAS HIT THE DEATH STAR“

i was going to say that@@giornogiovanna7316

Naboo*

He was reading a children's book to a bunch of young pod racers when his aide learned over and whispered to him "My Lord, the death star has been hit. The Empire is under attack"

And he kept reading

Then he went into a bath room and screamed at Vader for 2 hours straight

And then the call from Vader (Robot chicken) in front of those elmentary students

@Rick O'Shay Roman Empire during Octavian Augustus rule.

@Rick O'Shay Do you mean Caesarion, illigitimate son of Gaius Julius Caesar, whom he didn't named his successor in his testament? Even if Octavian did personally ordered him to be killed it doesn't make government of Rome under Octavian dishonest. Ruthless for certain, but not dishonest.

@Rick O'Shay Or if you want to prevent utter chaos of another (third in a row) civil war.

@Rick O'Shay Are you naive or bloody naive? Death of Ceasarion was completly justified. Let me remind you that children of Marc Anthony and Cleopatra lived on. Dishonesty doesn't require being murderous just like not being murderer make someone automatically honest.

@Rick O'Shay Nope. It was his guardians that bring him back. And promises made for them had been kept. And how exactly have you gone to idea that Shakespeare paints Ceaser killers as honest people? They were naive, especially Brutus, since they thought all that's needed for Rome to get back to "old, good" repunlic ways was killing Ceasar. They have forgotten that a lot of people supporting Pompey the Great preferred Rome being much more oligarchian in style. They were also blind to the fact that Ceaser was loved by common people. Why in your opinion it is not possible to be murderer and an honest person? Aren't soldiers who killed other side soldiers murderers? How you define "murder" and "honesty"?

What are you taking about? It’s been 13 years.

What makes this even more funny is their mocking of the conspiracy guy when he was right all long there was a conspiracy with Galen Erso, the lead scientist on the project for the death star. He basically did make it a control demolition because of the weak spot he intentionally put into the space station.

@@mohsinuddin7049you don’t know how the chronology of natural events work, do you?

@@Cam_Can_Play you don’t know how sarcasm works, do you?

Hilarious.

Are we watching the same thing? It was funny, but not exactly Quantum-Mechanics level stuff here.

@@johnnywhitsel1583 compared to ACTUAL dialogue in ANY star wars films post original trilogy?? Yeah this is oscar worthy stuff right here.

@Eliot Jurgensen Coz they were a cultural phenomenon that you simply can't understand if you weren't alive at the time. The hype for these little comic-book movies about the purple guy wearing one glove like MichealJackson is nothing compared to the OT. What dialog are you taking issue with? Can you give a specific example?

that's sad cuz it's really not that intelligent.

Your such a nerfherder

why has no-one responded to this

Little Lopez I have no idea

911 and I’m laughing

I liked this comment to put it at 666

The Clickbait of the year

"Well they wouldn't really be as effective, especially the canon."

Episode 9: Let’s build a thousand ships with the same power

You're hired

I mean in star wars the galaxy had billions if not trillions of inhabitants right? So how many storm troopers were recruited? Probably enough to the point where this conversation definitely happened even if the chance was 1 in a million. Stormtroopers convo is officially Canon.

This definitely happened a lot.

@@ninnikins4768 Agreement accepted.

Yes. I 100% believe that it is definitely like a conversation that Rey would have though definitely.

Because it probably was lol

ninjaf00t That's probably you'd put in a washing machine, just in liquid form. I suggest you not to try drinking that.

Quentin Vance But it looks soooooo tasty.

+ninjaf00t DONT DO IT BRO

+ninjaf00t Try vodka, mint liqueur, Blue Curacau and milk. Or just find some blue ice cream, melt it and add milk. Never tried either, but they sort of makes sense...

Blue milk

the jedi conspiracy runs deeper

*waves hand* you do not remember any conspiracy

Bruh, Rogue One came out 7 years after this. That’s several

@@jv-lk7bc I do not remember any conspiracy

This is retarded beyond apprehension

Not really, seeing as there was another death star, and also, it_was_am inside Job

You want another round? You want another round.

Ikr

Unlike all of disney star wars!

@@nicktechnubyte1184 its stupid that Disney owns and ruining star wars

Kyle Orillan you know light years measures light not years

@@grantdelosangeles5357 Thanks, commander know-it-all

Gary M it's true

@@grantdelosangeles5357 But... it's not? Lol distance, my dude

Gary M it measures how much distance light can cover in a year

Xenophobia is just the fear of anything perceived as foreign or strange, so it's still xenophobia

actually in-universe belief in The Force is considered a religion (Palpatine even said the jedi are religious, so whatever you'd call a religious phobia is present here equating to Islamophobia.

Can we get an F in chat

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F u

There was supposedly a raid on coruscant the same day, again no reliable footage, and the only other place in the galaxy where the details of the emperor's corruption investigation were stored...

@@grantaum9677 Yeah, I heard the naval intelligence headquarters was the target of a similar suicide mission and had to be rebuilt as well in one spot. As for the Death Star, I heard they chose to just build the central ring, and not the entire station.

Everyone thinks it was Luke who force guided those torpedoes but really it was Vader

Proton torpedoes can’t melt steel!!!

Luke had barely any training. There was a sith master not too far away in a tie fighter flying away from the death Star. Vader did BBY

Got recommended to me too oof

I was looking for a comment that said that

Yeah, always just think they have little straws in the helmets, like, they have two helmets but the only difference is one has straw

Are you desperate for acknowledgement or oblivious to the fact that that's part of the joke? That they couldn't drink through the helmets?

Or the Trooper on the lefts chest piece keeps appearing and dissappearing.

Yep

YES!!!!! So true!

Starring: Stormtrooper that hits head on door

as long as it is not made by disney

Daddy Smurf that’s pretty obvious

Don't forget about *gonk droid* a star wars story

matt the radar technician too.

~ everyone has their off days . . .

Wilhelm?? You

????

Noober Man The "Wilhelm Scream" is a stock sound effect that gets used in almost every film, also, Stormtroopers were a WWII thing, IIRC.

Noober Man 😦؟

perfection

Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise.

Speed Dart They literally shoot themselves on accident.

Sand people knocked luke out with one punch, and an entire armada of TIE fighters couldn't land one shot on him while he was flying thru a trench.

Omar Elmashhady Plot Armour.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I see what you did there.

What did he do?

A joke about stormtrooper aim.

I'm laughing my ass off right now thank you You made my day

lol

***** its sarcasm dumbass....try learning it

+Gangstabob716 and they say sarcasm is hard to detect in written form.

Lol yeah

+Gangstabob716 Thats not what sarcasm is.

+William W WYou can't even spell and you're calling people retards?

a show about stormtroopers would be great. if it was a comedy it would be great. but ill take anything

In the same unit.

Nah let nutcases like that slip out of your life, it's just not worth it.

@@alkaholic4848 they are fun to keep around. You need at least one guy like that in your friend group

@@theartillery9724 he was right though, it was a inside job. Rouge 1 the dude let the flaw in the death star exist so it had a weakness

@@theartillery9724 what if they are right tho? I mean look at Tower 7

The toilet paper that I wipe my ass with is a better script than the new trilogy

Not sure if this being true makes it funnier or more sad.

@@Zzzquil_Lord_v2 a mix of both

The Room has a better script than Rise of Skywalker. And an orangutan actually shat on that script. Wouldn't touch the script for RoS with somebody else's turd though.

@@johnassal5838 isnt the Room like the kidnapped movie. Is it bad script wise?

better than Space Ghost.

Better than most of the Disney Star Wars things. Would watch. The scout troopers from the end of the Mandalorian season 1 would be a better spinoff than most of it.

Cheers but Star Wars actually sounds pretty cool

@@MaynardCrow damn right. Those scout troopers were better than anything out of season three

white dinosaur this Made my day

@@spike28 lmao you're welcome

Am I missing something? Is this a meme I haven’t seen?

@@Playuh its a meme about a guy finding out about club penguin shutting off

I love you for this comment.

EMPEROR SIDIOUS DID THE DEATH STAR

Notice the blue space milk.

Gregory of Astora first of all autocorrect does more bad then good and second photon torpedo, what is that a geek ass version of proton torpedo?

Gregory of Astora if they used photon torpedoes no one would have questioned the official story.

Gregory of Astora when you committed I thought you were referencing the Star Trek vs Star Wars video done by the same people who did this vid. Watch that one it shows that photon torpedoes are superior.

Shouldn’t it be droids

He’s not wrong

Your

Robotic racism man ur gonna get canceled - that guy in twitter

@@boom-wj1gt space twitter*

They were close to changing it- then uh they kinda blew it.

@@diamondbowgamer3812 blew it is an under statement 😒. It was a colosal waste of great story potential

Honestly it's true

For real. There’s always the comics and EU

I saw it first today yet the algorythm feeds me aliens all day.

It’s really well shot and produced gotta say

@@wrenren2112 you said that on 9/11

It sure does feel, it was time when collegehumor was actually funny and about college kids filming. Now its 30-year old soyboys.

Right; I had to check the date

I agree with you User Name. I also wish that stormtroopers would talked in the movies too. That would be awesome 😊 and funny. 😂

Really makes them seem like people

Close as we ever got "You know what's going on?" "Maybe its another drill."

Maybe if Tarantino directed a Star Wars film.

They already do. Pay attention to the scene where Obi Wan is disabling the shield generator in IV. Notice how they talk to each other

Awkward silence.

It was a mining accident the empire confirmed it, nothing suspicious happened

I wish I could go to your galaxy 😔

Ah, tough break man. I was on kashyyk when that happened. Feels bad man.

*coughs exaggeratedly high while shooting you* Agh… sorry, I was choking.

Same

You could tend a bar.

Yeah they seem pretty chill dude

@@leefy5615 maybe we should like join them or something

Of course you would. You have 666 likes!

Keep your voice down!

Your blind You are blind your blind

These are not the drones you are looking for...

+Harry Lawson "These are the drones I am looking for."

YOUR ALL bunch OF DRONES

Can't agree more. But Disney, they won't budge.

In my humble opinion, the sequel trilogy would have been many times better if Kylo Ren had been the protagonist instead of Ray. Kylo Ren still wouldn't have been the "good guy", but the story would be focused on him and his return to the light. EDIT: Thank you Aristotle.

@@gideonpickering-polstra7394 I believe you mean protagonist

I was really hoping that Rey would turn into the Dark Side by killing the emperor or something. You know and then you have a moovie about the perspective of the empire.

Thank you Aristotle, very cool

ok

..before the dark times..before..Woke.

@@tomj4406 TBF, they were still political back then. The only difference was they were funny.

I think they are doing pretty good right now with Dimension 20 and Game Changer

@@pizzaman1891 There is a difference between political and woke.

the difference is, jet fuel cant melt steal beams

Yeah but fire mixed with jet fuel can ya dumbass.

Ofcourse jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, it wouldn't even melt cheese, but if it were to be lit on fire though...

LetszRock1, no it wouldn't, look up the melting point of steel :)

Azmedon You do realize that steel beams lose strength as it get hotter and softer, right? And besides, the core of the building was already damaged from the impact and explosion from the crash.

Dagobah - afghanistan

American Government = Empire Al Qaeda = Rebellion

@@sinquiz5730 The Empire actually won lol

King Henry VIII Tudor yes

King Henry VIII Tudor how did the empire win?

Right

Well unlike the first death star which explodes in a instint, the second was falling apart as you see Luke and other Stormtroopers make a run for it. Luke also had time to drag Vaders body to a ship.

Lufienthedarklord The second one was designed the core would have a delayed explosion so the Emperor would have just enough time to walk all the way from his throne room to his transport shuttle and escape. Funny how things work out.

Ayleid King Strange isn't it? I saw Luke and Vader but....Why did they just run? Couldn't have they at least shot him? lol

HeliRy You nearly made me cry. u_ulol I'm such a baby. XD

Andy Studer At that point they didn't give a shit, they just wanted to escape the explosion

Rape is NOT funny

Artyom Chyornyj what?

@@george.w6455there was a video on my account of my friend at age 13-14 making rape jokes. The video was called “Rape is not funny”

Wow

+AJcaraballo95 So many innocent lives lost, what a waste.

+AJcaraballo95 #StormtrooperLivesMatter or #RebelLivesMatter

Yes!!

+ihavesomerice I see what you did there

+ToaOfCinema98 #KillAllJedi and #GiveMoneyToTheEmpire

For a clone to say that it stings even more

How?

+Darth Vader TRAITOR!!! YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!

watched thought it was recent untill your comment

No he said Luke Skywalker in Degobah, Darth Vader in a tie fighter, and Palpatine going to Hoth, it's all from the original movies

christianrapper do u guys not get that Luke Skywalker is Osama bin laden hiding & the empire is the US

Star wars 10: Force stays in bed forever. Star wars 11: Force breaks up. Star wars 12: Force is sad. Star wars 69: Force drops mixtape and dies in fire. And that was the story of Star Wars.

+Spork healy Star Wars 70: The Force Re-Awakens after finding out it was all a dream just to wake up in a futuristic looking Disney Studios. THE END

And then cries his sorrows away.

The force does drugs

ッ Dusken ッ And then plans to commit suicide.

The funniest line

Who WOULDN’T want to go to Hoth?! I mean, come on! A barren ice world? Sign me up!

@@elijahrobinson2362 turns out its salt.

@@lostpony4885 it’s not

"Screw you guys i'm going home"-Erik Cartmen

Mhhhmhhhhh-kenny

*mother of god* *AMERICA IS THE SITH EMPIRE*

Aneken Yang so does that make kim jong un Yoda

Jordan Buffolino NO HE'S JABBA THE SLUTT

It's awesome indeed. My only complaint is why do they have their helmets on at a bar? :P Easier to drink with them off. XD

Cameron Walker Cause storm troopers are clones. And I guess it was easier to get 3 guys than to get 1 and do the video editting to make him into 3 dudes.

Not all of them were clones, only some. Majority of Stormtroopers were just normal recruits from throughout the galaxy.

Cameron Walker Ah, maybe they should have stuck with the clones, then they might not have missed so much.

Cameron Walker Yes and no. Some were normal guys, but the catch was that the head of the recruitment office is essentially looking for the best guy in the bunch and asks him if he'd allow them to clone him so they'd have more of an amazing soldier. It was fairly common I believe. Grymhowl Actually from what I've read - half the time the Stormtroopers missed on purpose to try making capturing them a bit easier, which is one of the reasons they had the stun setting on the guns it just was less used. Don't forget during that time they just didn't know that much about the Rebellion. All they knew was that they stood against what the Empire stood for and didn't have a ton of support. In fact the Republic Alliance didn't get much support until after the Battle of the second Death Star.

THE GLOBALISTS

@@213byron I don't know what to tell you, man! The death star war a disk!

The chemicals in the water! Its turning the wookies gay!

@@crimsonstrykr That part🤣...

They’re turning the Nerfs gay!

That and the ‘space garden’ temporary memorial.

You mean "commit suicide like Epstein" right?

@@jasonfullerton7763 please don't make these jokes. I've bought many things from him and he is a great person.

@@MANTUEFLIE2 lmao

+Junior Maloko free drinks for the barkeep woo woo

Do you even have to work if you're a jedi? Can't you just walk around and make people give you money?

no because thats no the jedi way although to be fair they never condone stealing or drug use or sex emotional attachment yes but sex mindless sex nothings said about it imagine the jedi parties

sounds kind of like how the qunari do things

+Baaly Hadad qwqruopppd6adgahzhxhzh

Cause they were referencing the real 9/11

@@iycephoenixx4249 jet fuel cannot melt steel.

@Peder Hansen the planes where actually quite flimsy compared to the building that had steel on the outside vs aluminum plane. In your mind would it also have the entire building drop directly onto it's own foundation?

@@danquilty6580 So it would be like throwing a paper airplane at a wall?

@@danquilty6580 The plane crashing into the building weakened the structure, and then the burning fuel further helped weaken it until it collapsed under its own weight.