Accurate

Me staring into my eyes at 2 am and having to look away

Hahahaha

That's when you beg Jesus to purge you of sin. But alas the wicked are not necessarily hard on the eyes, nor do creepy film scores follow them wherever they go.

Being in high school and looking in a mirror 😭

He lives in a very shallow and like mean girls environment...

agreed. Dunno if its because I'm not a big looks person

The same ones playing Nice is the Main ones who gone be Mean Stop Y'all 🧢 keep it 100%

@@nixyndixy9431 weird vlog channel with no vlogs.. how bad is your "not a looks" person?

@@MFnDahk I don't follow?

Why did jill look the same ?

Why this statement is low liked?

@@Thebridgeplayer just bc she turned him down doesn't mean she's a bad person

@@Urmomdot.com69 but when he was in love with the other girl and did not regret her breaking up with him all of a sudden she wanted him

@@Thebridgeplayer maybe realized she made a mistake? I don't think that makes her a bad person

You’ll also see when someone is being fake nice, and fake rude

Unfortunately that's not how the world specifically evolution works.

​@@JubalBed oh the evolution understander has logged

Oh that's true, that would make life a lot easier actually

I will try. In order to achieve it I will open my third eye with Ayahuasca. Wish me luck 🤞

ah yes, his... "tail"" ;)

That part had me in stitches!

That was so weird.

@@nixyndixy9431 Your comment is cringe and doesn't make any sense.

@@TedEhioghae well I'm just talking about how it's funny that people are fine with this type of tail, where it's physically connected to the nervous system, thus giving the characteristics of an animal, yet it's not okay when people wear costume tails on any day of the year.

lol not everyone is a sensitive snowflake. they know what they are in for, they are actors

Exactly

U too sensitive, it’s not that bad.

they were wearing prosthetics.

I don't know if you need to hear this but, if you're depending on someone, anyone(especially strangers) other than yourself to make you feel beautiful, you're going to have a very terrible life filled with low self-esteem

I think it's just because the hypnotic spell couldn't have worked like that. Like if he did immediately see all of his friends as looking drastically different then he would've immediately gone into a panic.

@@Ricky_Evans1611 maybe, but what I said also could be a logical assumption too.

Riiiight! 😂

if they are/they're a nice person

Same for other things too. I actually don’t like ppl who are always nice. I’ve found with experience that basically ppl who are nice like that tend to not tell the truth when something is unpleasant. Or when they actually don’t like something. One friend I had for years literally lied to me the entire time about hating her nickname. And then out of the blue she told me that she was bullied literally 10 years ago and that person used that nickname. And asked me to stop using it. I did-but it was really tough because it was ingrained in me. And it was a form of endearment I had used for years. And I can’t explain how unpleasant it was to accidentally say the nickname and then to get the stares from everyone. And also how all my memories with my friend were now full of me wondering if all that time when I was being caring if I was hurting her unintentionally. It just ruined all my memories a bit. And it just makes you wonder what else she’s lied about. So…anyways, long story short, I don’t look for nice personality ppl. I look for honest ppl instead.

for the girls they were actually just the same actresses with prosthetics, feel bad for the boys though

Pretty sure they take normal girls and make them ugly with makeup... Except for the overweight ones I guess

@@cattherat-ss4kv Tanya (the nurse) was played by 2 actresses.

Money is money tho

​@@lizxu322 life is life, na-na-na-na-na-na

but the movie is sending a meesaage, especiallyfor young people about what is universally supposed to be attractive

@gamehey bruhh, you are saying that in a time when with each ticking second, we are more and more focusing only on looks.

Nah the message of the film is shallow but yeah your interpretation is amazing 💗

@gamehey you do have limited control over your appearance

It's all about individual perspective. Yours may vary.

Bro what is your problem,they have to write a story,and that's all

I don't see that as a flaw of the movie. The movie is supposed to send a message with a romance story. Also what you're saying has a bit of a flaw. The guy can only see a person's appearance based on their personality. We are seeing everything thru his eyes. If he saw an "ugly" person while hypnotized we wouldn't know if he/she was actually unattractive or not. So if there was an actual ugly person in front of him but that person had a bad personality, the protagonist would still see the person as ugly.....inside and out.

Always remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder and fat/obese/overweight doesn't mean ugly or unattractive

@@jeremiah8989 tell instagram and dating apps that... XD

Since no one else got your point because people are so touchy with 'weight' I'll agree. You're correct, there should of been some overweight women still because some are ugly on the inside too.

What's the name of this movie ?

@@piyushbhatt6882 Shallow Hal

The funniest scene in Shallow Hal is when Jill starts begging Hal to go to dinner with him after rejecting him early in the movie. Women are so predictable and simple. Except when it comes to genuinely intelligent women, you can generally tell exactly how women are going to behave when it comes to dating. They'll always gravitate toward the assertive guy who fits every standard the media claims is in vogue and who is desired by other women, even if he's a complete buffoon. Shallow Hal, as much as it is a comedy, is also a social critique of how easily manipulated most people are by cultural influences. It was a hilarious movie when it came out and is still hilarious today.

This scene...always chokes me up. He realizes who she is & still calls her beautiful. This is probably my most favorite scene in the movie. Hal realizes a whole lot right here, & changes for the better as a result. ❤️

I remember watching this in a full theatre and when Hal turned around to talk to Cadence and the look of disbelief that crossed his face (I knew something impactful was going to happen) When she said, It's me Cadence and the camera panned up to see Pediatric Burn Unit an almost entire row of people sitting next to me "gasped" aloud. The camera then panned down to reveal Cadence 'soutward appearance and I then heard many people start sniffling... For a silly little Jack Black Rom-Com movie that scene certainly tugged at your heart strings.

You do realize that this applies to men too right? How many obese men do you know that are in a relationship with beautiful women for nothing but their personality? You should have said humans, not women. Nice way to marginalize fat shaming of men.

Yet ppl are keep being so mean to over weight ppl.. i dont get it.. they know big ppl are looked down on, why make their life worse

@@Monica-jj3tb Yep. Always been wondering why I was bullied by girls for being overweight. You would think that people who support the fat acceptance movement for women would know better than shame overweight men.

lol its worse for short men, atleast you have control over your weight

@@Andy-ph6mf Yep. We get height and money shamed on top of fat shamed. And yet women cry way more about it than men (especially when there is a camera present). That's exactly why so many simple minded fools believe this is worse for women.

ig the hypnosis also altered his reality to pick up women skinnier than him. idk how that would look irl but ig Hal would be Hulk

the power of the mind

Amazing wordsmithing to survive the algorithm , i am impressed.

@@pbonfanti Thank you! I try.

@@tlakuikani4790 Understandable

Valid reason 😆

@@kafkaesque3709 said the incel who never had a girl friend

@@kafkaesque3709 toetally

What’s funny is that IRl Jack Black is the one with a Foot Fetish.

Which version?

@@LordofMovies91 both >:]

too realistic lol

Women☕ /s

To be honest, she had a point, because she originally turned him down exactly because she knew he only wanted her for her looks (and he didn't hide it). That's why at first she thought he was only going out with Rosemary to get back at her for dumping him, but eventually realized that he was actually serious and became interested in him after seeing he really wasn't just about looks after all. The recap doesn't really show that though, you'd need to watch the movie to see it 😃

@@persey7241 In reality women would be more attracted to guys who are with other attractive women. If Jill saw Hal with Rosemary that would just further confirm to her that she was well out of his league.

Women ☕

He looks very good without it by the way it's so thin but he's hilariously funny and comedic so I don't care about that his weight love them as the voice of Poe and Kung Fu Panda

It is a curse, what if you love someoen who, if you could see them, would very obviously have a health issue or some problem that they don't notice. Body positivity and all that but obesity is a very serious health concern. And not being able to see your partner for how they really look is dangerous. What if they lose sleep and their eyes are baggy and their skin is pale and they have severe bumps or are malnourished? you'd never see any of that. they'd always just look "pretty" Plus it doesn't make you less shallow, Hal is still only going for someone based on their looks. he just has filters on

​@@Mixinnitup i hate yall social darwinists.

​​@@Mixinnitupctually it's a gift. Hal sees girls based on their personalities and this is a gift to someone who wants TRUE LOVE and wants to date a partner who has a great personality. Hal will see girls pretty if she has a great personality and he will see girls ugly if that person had a bad personality. Also you can find nice friends easily.

@@kendivedmakarig215 fair enough. So if there's anything wrong with her healthwise that he'dnormally view as "ugly" like skin lesions or marks or turning purple or such, he wont ever see it. He's also living in a delusional state where he physically sees everything as different than other people. So when he describes how his gfs look to other people or what he likes about how "beautiful" they are to them...he'll list off a bunch of traits they dont actually have. His 200+ unkempt short haired gf will be told by him how much he loves her long beautiful hair...cause hes into long hair. How much he likes how she keeps herself in good shape which would come across as mockery if she knows she's obese and so on. I'm not trying to just be cheeky. I truly think you haven't considered the implications of this affliction. And in the end he's STILL dating women for their looks. Really all that's happened is that he doesnt have to worry about looking past their appearance as hes being decieved by his own eyes. And he's just too stupid yet to notice this. Women he wouldn't normally be attracted to he's now being made to see as physically attactive. Boy wouldn't it suck if they ever knew that had he not been forced to see them as models he would not have given them the time of day. True love indeed. How can it be true love if hes forced to live a lie? Bottom line is that physical appearance matters to people. Try watching "dating in the dark" sometime. Men and women alike find themselves REALLY liking someone....till the lights come on and you can see them. I'm sure even you have people who'd make great partners and would love to be with you. You just arent into them physically. And that is okay. You shouldn't be forced to see every "nice guy" as a model just cause he's nice...see?

@@kendivedmakarig215a gift for some who wants true love would be someone who finds a girl attractive physically and mentally. Why tf would I want to be with a land whale?

What do you mean?

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True dat

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"Theh had us in the first half ngl..." 🤣 totally based dude

lol

So in your view: ugly person = good person? lol

@@TheNuub63 that is literally not what they said

Well... there's an answer to why this would ultimately not be ideal but it would offend a ton of people. Let's just say there are reasons why we deem certain facial structures unattractive and others attractive. And no, it's not because of beautystandards or being superficial. That said obviously if you're going to be with someone looks will never be enough to make it work.

@@TheNuub63 they look like the way their personality is, so if they are sweet and kind and good people they would look beautiful, whether or not they were ugly or not in the first place, and the other way around too

Appearances don't matter you can be ugly fat and balding and have a heart of gold. Looks can be deceiving.

That wasn't a message of the movie, but thanks for your opinion. Next

@@uktea785 Opinion? It's literally what happened 😂

Yeah, the movie is more shallow than black jack

What about the men?

His female Friends was nice looking ​@@milanvujcich

You can be now, the hypnotism is only helpful if you are already shallow lmao

I'm super curious how all those people in my life would look under the hypnosis 😃

@@user-kt6yx7ox7z same!

@@takeback181 I think they meant that now it's easier to spot the "bad" people because with this, you can see if they're ugly or not. So it's easier to surround yourself with nicer people.

@gh0st You also attract manipulators who'll abuse your "nice" attitude.

That scene continues to break me, especially when I first watched it

I read this comment before I watched that part...spoiled it for myself

and that's "attractive"

​@@hallucy2215 it doesn't mean sexually attractive. Just seeing someone as beautiful or ugly, depending on their personalities. He also sees the other men at the peace corps as extremely handsome, though they're not actually. But because they're good men he sees them as good-looking.

It shouldn’t be a guilty pleasure. It’s so good.

I had the same expereience needed glasses for years before I started wearing them, horrible vision, everything was so ugly even myself, was extremly hard to get used too. things eventually normalized, but only wore them periodically for along time unitl I adapted. The ugly effect wore off.

This is a real story? It's fascinating to hear the world described by blind people. There are interviews online and they are brutally honest and say things that would probably get banned to repeat in the comment section.

Dude needs to settle the f down and relax.

Skill Issue.

Now it’d get them all cancelled

FAtpHoBia

@@breatheinpoetry Amy Schumer tried to do a remake, remember?

@@ericortega1745 the one where she hits her head and gains hella confidence?

I used to hate Jack Black with a furious passion. Then I started to like him more in recent years. I thought he was great in Jumanji.

Nah, those are just the narrator's words. She actually dumped him for his shallowness and was offended/bewildered because she thought he was dating an ugly woman as a petty attempt to get back at her, which is a sensible assumption to make from an outside perspective, lol

Like what did you get out of this movie as a kid?

Same i think about this movie all the time and only saw it once as a kid, also 23.

I'm also 23 and wish I had this curse haha

Yeah I'm 32 and it stuck to me, especially since I'm single and sometimes I get obsessed with beautiful girls.

You can do that rn. Learn a bit of psychology, read some books. Most people are nice, if you're nice yourself.

To be fair asexuals don't want to be with anyone and would rather have pets.

agreed.

Well it is true looks do matter in the dating department but what matters more is being a good person that attracts the right people. And people find beauty subjective depending on the person. I find that most people who care about looks way too often only want sex.

Agreed, but please don't use the term "bone" while explaining, it's just derogatory.

@@muzikveoyun37 I apologize to any invertebrates I may have offended.

That’s why’s he’s called shallow

One of my favorite scenes. And it always makes me cry. Love this movie. ❤️

I like your drawing.

When it pans to the pediatric burn unit in the movie i actually cried

No tf you don’t 😂

hahaha i dont think so ....

Personality and energy tells a huge story.. our intuition is there for a reason.

lol no thanks XD

This would be a huge problem for many women as they completely overestimate their personality.

On God 😭

Except Tony is a con artist in real life

I was thinking that too. With eyes like that he could perfectly judge anyone he sees as bad or good based on their appearance within his mind. That's sounds a bit super natural. Like if he was a store clerk he'd know exactly who'd rob or steal from him....based off......appearance......inside his mind. That is one powerful hypnotist.

well, magic. stfu, no1 needs logic ;D

Agreed very funny film! inspired me to start believing people when they call me beautiful very inspirational

It was actually magic. But they wanted to tie in Tony Robins

Cause Tony Robbins is a wizard, Harry.

“We need you to play fat Gwyneth Paltrow”

They played themselves so what does that say 😂

​@@aliyaf9869including the rotund guy that was Rosemary's friend?

People know they are ugly their whole life. They accept it and accept the rolem

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These „ugly“ people have more inner strength and personality than these activists today

What a stupid thing to worry about😂

Yeah, sometimes it’s the other way around. Sometimes this, sometimes that. Let’s just not make any assumptions and get to know the person if we’re interested, shall we?

@@ES11777 Very true.

yeah they sure have big heart but health is important too

​@@jhin6078there are unhealthy thin people

@@sadyoshhours2769 thats right too %10- %30 is not that bad fat percantage otherway it affect badly

now i don't remember the whole film, but maybe Jill dumped him because she saw how shallow he is and she felt she wouldnt matter if she was ugly, only a piece of meat to him. then she saw how he is no longer shallow, and she realize he's grown to the man she wanted

The spell only worked for women he never met/saw before

What makes you think shes ugly from the inside? Because she rejected someone she didnt like?

@@leavenoonebehind8015 never I will dare to think like that, that’s such a weak pro incel « sigma male » weak mentality lmao I am better than that…but because she well knew he was committed to another relationship, her arrogance and ego got hurt and she tried to corrupt him and seduce him just so she could satisfy her ego, she knew it could hurt Rosemary, she just wanted a flick for her ego, and was defo gonna dump him right after and didn’t give 2 shits if she destroys the relationship…that’s a bad arrogant and manipulative person if you ask me…oh and don’t worry I don’t think any different about Hal, he is a disgusting manipulative and shallow man, for Odin sakes it even says it in the title, even tho he changed, it’s a bit too late for me when you lived most of your adult life seeing woman as just pieces of meat that you can judge and play with…..

Yes, having a character that was just the opposite of the other ones (we think she's hideous, but she's actually red-hot) was a great twist.

As someone who is beautiful on the inside and outside; I can confirm that we are rare as fuck.

@@DrMcMoist Cope

And the real issue is that "Ugly inside and outside people" are the ones with confidence and are the ones likely to say things such as, "As someone who is beautiful on the inside and outside; I can confirm that we are rare as fuck."

sand storm lmao based

@@sandstorm1136 How ironic.

He's an a.i. and still learning. Pls give him a few more months.

@@m_christine1070 the fuck are you talking about?

That’s exactly the same as me! I got confused and thought I wrote this comment for a second lol

Phoenix is an amazing band. I've never watched this movie but it seemed interesting based on the premise alone and now that you mention it's got Phoenix, I must watch it hahaha

@@kawaiixtc I think they showed the song in a pretty good way. I like when some movies play music during certain times of the film, and then afterwards; will often think of those songs, with those scenes replaying, when listening to them. My similar vibes song and scene to this; probably in Celeste And Jessie Forever, when "Baby by Donnie and Joe Emerson" was playing, and the scene was at a backyard wedding, with the shot starting off slow mo. It's another great movie, imo, and with a stellar soundtrack. It turned me on to "Rescue Song (RAC Remix) - Mr. Little Jeans" too. Lol I like music, and am grateful for productions that choose things that suit the scene or, by themselves, are good to listen to 🤷 I used to spend a large amount of time searching for music, before SoundCloud and Spotify, on music blogs. Like goodmusicallday or thissongissick lol I wonder if they're still up 🤔

didn't know I have superpower, nice to know

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No his neighbor was still pretty in his eyes even though he was hypnotized

Nah my fat collegue is a selfish girl She eats all by herself She even ask me to buy food

It’s true to extent. How many pretty women do you know that aren’t narcissistic or high maintenance?

Goat comment

tall, rich and white.

fat chicks aren't attractive

Lol, there was actually that conversation between them after breaking the spell: Hal: Imagine you had the perfect woman fall in love with you. Would you care that no one else liked her? Mauricio: Nope. Hal: Exactly! You understand now what you took away from me? Mauricio: Oh... I found that funny because it showed how he wasn't a bad guy but just about as misguided as Hal

@@persey7241 Fr Morisio was never a bad person just insecure and shaped by society

I just noticed, look at the cake before and after she takes the big piece. The inside of the cake changes from the chocolate layer being on the top to being on the bottom. Dreaded continuity error.