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@hypnotic13371337 4 ай бұрын

"Im from america! USA USA!" Americans: "You can keep him, he ain't with us"

@westenev 4 ай бұрын

He's a somali-immigrant and (unconfirmed) child soldier, so he can do no wrong because DEI.

@benelson12 4 ай бұрын

@@westenev wtf does that even mean? He's a streamer, he isn't employed by anyone.

@JollyRed0045 4 ай бұрын

@@westenevHe'll FAFO with the wrong person.

@eigenvalue5775 4 ай бұрын

I worked in Saudi Arabia. Johnny should go there next. "I'm an American," and, "I'm from the US" doesn't mean squat over there.

@westenev 4 ай бұрын

@@benelson12 If you think something bad about him, it's a thought crime you racist. :) That's what I mean.

@Spliztr 4 ай бұрын

Bro saying he’s from America like it’s gonna change the laws there lmao

@somnolentSlumber 4 ай бұрын

he doesn't know Israel controls America

@traincore1955 4 ай бұрын

Bro saying it like we claim him. We don't.

@MurrayLime 4 ай бұрын

he doesn't respect others but wants to be respected

@DefeatLust 4 ай бұрын

The Randy Marsh technique. A classic

@radjadawamindra697 4 ай бұрын

Its unfortunate that he didn't say it in Gaza.

@benedictjajo Ай бұрын

The good thing is, nobody is gonna miss him.

@cajs9964 Ай бұрын

You'd be surprised

@theophrastus3.056 21 күн бұрын

Miss who? 😁

@GustavoMSilva 21 күн бұрын

He died?

@mr.e0311 2 күн бұрын

@@GustavoMSilvalol I wish

@shayrosaurowillis7338 29 күн бұрын

I’m can’t stand people who think that they can harass people without consequences.

@Stan3I3 4 ай бұрын

"I'm from America" *Tightens cuffs

@infinitehexington 4 ай бұрын

they bomb themselves I think they'd losen the cuffs, plus Americans are the allies

@tomasz8614 4 ай бұрын

nah israel is americas dog😅but it didnt change anything

@ktrxxrtk3707 4 ай бұрын

I can't breath .. *good*

@alshee356 4 ай бұрын

Yeah yelling "USA" isn't going to do him any favours 😂

@jamespadgett8660 4 ай бұрын

The massive irony is that the israeiis are the ones who train our law enforcement. Including the knee technique used on you know who.

@GNackers53 4 ай бұрын

The guy kept saying "I'm from America" like he has diplomatic immunity. 😂😂😂

@lakshmikrithika2521 4 ай бұрын

At this point even a diplomat will be creeped out😂

@inotoni6148 4 ай бұрын

In some countries they release him if he says that. That's the problem. And that's why most Americans think they're better.

@lahavmorris9919 4 ай бұрын

In Israel wether your a local or a forgiener you will be taken to court if you commit a crime shouting what country you are from changes nothing other than maybe getting a lawyer that speaks English wich in Israel is a language thay everyone is suposed to learn at school alongside either arabic or french (in addition to Hebrew and English)

@rickysampson8759 4 ай бұрын

Israel be like what is our vassal acting like this

@kangarooninja2594 4 ай бұрын

@@inotoni6148 No, most Americans don't think they're better. We think we have a better system, not that we're qualitatively better people.

@josephhetherington7318 Ай бұрын

I love how he is all mouth until they retaliate

@Heathen172 Ай бұрын

I love when they think that being American allows them to act the fool. I was a Marine deployed 4 times got shore leave and we were told if we got in trouble the country got us first then the UCMJ.

@XenoflareBahamut 4 ай бұрын

Japan: Easy Mode Israel: Hard Mode

@beqa2758 4 ай бұрын

Next I want to see him in north korea

@traincore1955 4 ай бұрын

@@beqa2758Sudan next

@Razer5542 4 ай бұрын

@@beqa2758 Or China..

@yurinator6380 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Israel🇮🇱❤

@andreyvolkov3117 4 ай бұрын

@@beqa2758Haiti

@Treshar 4 ай бұрын

This guy needs to be on an international watch list and banned from traveling.

@christianedwards9025 4 ай бұрын

He needs to have his US citizenship revoked, that way he can't scream I'm American as he gets beat.

@blackjakas3595 4 ай бұрын

Permanent debuff on the country he's stuck in.

@Research_theTruth 4 ай бұрын

100%

@f3dj4 4 ай бұрын

International watch list but he gets his ribs broken every time he lands to a foreign country

@FilipRanogajec 4 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@gurkagurkadurka6688 22 күн бұрын

Him: I'm from America! I'm from America!" Us: NO HE AINT!!!

@dgracias12 8 күн бұрын

"I'm from America!"🙄 He had a better chance saying, "I can't breathe!!!" 😂

@theword2011 4 ай бұрын

When abroad: “I’m from America” …But when in America: “I’m from Africa” 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Svensky 4 ай бұрын

same shit for Turk/kurd thing. When good things happened they call kurd when shit goes wrong suddenly it becomes a turk. Never dodges not even at once.

@user-rr7pe2yf3s 4 ай бұрын

@@Svenskyweeee weeee 😢

@cia5649 3 ай бұрын

@@Svensky bro what? its the reverse

@samesaiwan9880 3 ай бұрын

@@Svenskywomp womp 😂

@timc3919 3 ай бұрын

@@Svensky akin to Iranian using "Persian"

@midnightmosesuk 3 ай бұрын

The way he keeps shouting "I'm an American! USA! USA!" as if it's some kind of magic spell made me laugh.

@ADumbMf_ 2 ай бұрын

It's a 0 cost skill that inflict fear at 1% and rage at 99%

@andressalinas4306 2 ай бұрын

Legend in his own mind American???

@taphy4873 Ай бұрын

@@ADumbMf_it’s actually a pretty damn good skill for my tank build

@caccalot3637 Ай бұрын

@@blackirontarkus3156You sure?

@mingching2480 Ай бұрын

Black magic doesn't work in Israel!! who's paying for his trips?? Obama the Kenyan perhaps?

@kenneth9874 3 күн бұрын

Americans don't claim him and Africans despise him.

@mikemurray1047 28 күн бұрын

Outside of the USA I wouldn’t tell anybody that I am from America. Most countries look at the USA as tho they are staring at a sewer

@dejapoo5508 10 күн бұрын

Exactly !!! I'm from England and I think America as a country is a giant joke. Thinks it's the best in the world, but the rest of the world hate it. No surprise it's known as 'The Great Satan'.

@TheJimprez 6 күн бұрын

I used to backpack a lot around the planet. I met my first fake Canadian in the UK in the mid-90s, he was American and thought that he could fool people with a Canadian flag on his backpack... The guy was another of those idiots who think that TORONTO is the capital of my country.

@rileyandmike 5 күн бұрын

Actually I’ve lived all over the world - and everywhere, without exception likes America.

@gowdsake7103 3 күн бұрын

@@rileyandmike UTTERLY wrong, when America has idiots like Trump, the worst religious bigots, sov cits flat earthers and auditors. When America has insane delusional wars and laws. When American tourists those couple of percent that have passports, are loud and obnoxious like this fool think that they can act the same way they do in hicksville USA

@wstavis3135 2 күн бұрын

@rileyandmike Agreed. What no one likes, though, are loud idiots. It can be genuinely amusing answering questions about America.

@brodrickflowers117 4 ай бұрын

From Japan, to Thailand and now Isreal?! His stupidity knows no borders

@flamesinfinity2126 4 ай бұрын

just waiting for his Darwin Award at this point

@yinakiyama 4 ай бұрын

@@flamesinfinity2126 He should have multiple Darwin Awards at this point.

@Knlght0fZero 4 ай бұрын

Can't wait for his North korea upload.

@hungryb4dinner 4 ай бұрын

anything happen to him in Thailand?

@autisticphaglosophy7128 4 ай бұрын

Thailand was a different black guy its their nature.

@kuuyaTJ 4 ай бұрын

"I'm from America" We don't claim you bro.

@RealNANCYPELOSI 4 ай бұрын

But he is exactly what you produce 🤣🤣🤣

@Blue_Sun1 4 ай бұрын

@@RealNANCYPELOSI sick username 666 omg so super cool and edgy brooo

@Depressed_until_dead 4 ай бұрын

As a european, pls don't pass him over 😂

@redandrit2105 4 ай бұрын

@@Blue_Sun1I mean, he's right though

@MasamuneChad 4 ай бұрын

He is not "bro"

@accomplice7 3 ай бұрын

lmao i can hear "abed calm down" in the background while they take him down

@oOIYvYIOo 19 күн бұрын

He forgot to scream I cant breath

@br529 3 ай бұрын

Suddenly he realizes he is not in New York city anymore.

@Dimarr 27 күн бұрын

That reminds me of when an American traveled to a small village in Vietnam wearing a horror clown costume and scared the villagers at night. They chased him, and he ran into an old minefield and died.

@AS-by8ee 26 күн бұрын

Hope they locked up this foolish provocateur.

@lordblanck7923 26 күн бұрын

@Dimarr 😂 this is the issue when you keep hearing you are first world and many countries are 3rd world. You create a perception that you are somehow above every person of that country.

@havefuntazarasu5367 25 күн бұрын

Guy is acting like allah😂

@afroabroad 14 күн бұрын

@@Dimarrif it’s on the internet it must be true

@StormkoopaCV03 3 ай бұрын

This fool hasn't learned a damn thing at all. Lock him up for good, and keep him there for a long time.

@deanosborn3464 3 ай бұрын

Better yet, ban him from any and all social media platforms since its probably how he makes a living

@itsmeagain7825 3 ай бұрын

He has a narcissistic personality, it's all attention to him.

@thlee3 3 ай бұрын

it makes him money. lesson

@tracyc5070 3 ай бұрын

Be fun to see him on an episode of OG Locked Up Abroad! 😆

@andylarkin5779 Ай бұрын

Lock him up for what?

@christophermonzon8883 19 күн бұрын

It really is a curse having to share the world with that individual

@douglashill6125 2 ай бұрын

how to be found in an abandoned well

@CHADCONTEXT 3 ай бұрын

Hearing him saying "USA" and "America" is hilarious. Massive fool.

@lostvayne104 27 күн бұрын

Bro forgot people don't thave rights over there

@lordblanck7923 26 күн бұрын

@lostvayne104 oh he has right alright. He just doesn't have right to harass women.

@kevinbraden798 24 күн бұрын

@@lostvayne104 "People" do have rights "over there"...... and their government have the right to enforce their laws. Only Diplomats can have a type of immunity, but this dude is a clown and he found out! 😝

@TortuousAugur 4 ай бұрын

"I'm from America! USA!" Nah, you're excommunicado. We don't want you.

@StupidAnon-gn8ih 4 ай бұрын

Persona non grata.

@RealNANCYPELOSI 4 ай бұрын

That's what Ameican Culture produces though 😅

@genkimachina 4 ай бұрын

@@RealNANCYPELOSIsadly true

@heroman1322 4 ай бұрын

@@RealNANCYPELOSI It's what internet culture in sore thumb states like California produces. It's not all of the US.

@lyft4238 4 ай бұрын

@@RealNANCYPELOSITRUEE

@LillySlay-ku5ov 18 күн бұрын

That scronny roach got it good 😂

@XStyles6 29 күн бұрын

He's Murican as he says. But he's not diplomat level immunity

@dallasyap3064 2 күн бұрын

Facts

@manumudgal5776 4 ай бұрын

Bro not only making a bad name for his community but for USA.

@cydzerlight1383 3 ай бұрын

USA is alredy bad as it is, at least spread positivity outside!

@tiacool7978 3 ай бұрын

We already had the negative rep, he's just adding to it.

@Raytheharbinger0 3 ай бұрын

We only have a bad rep when people don't need us to save their asses in wars. But when shit hits the fan they want us to save them. Then we get more hate over it. Funny isn't it?

@lsp6032 3 ай бұрын

We Australians already know the bad rep that American corporation and people have in forcing some madness onto others, like the alphabet nonsense which lead to several Australian companies tarnishing their reputation and becoming hated by the general public nationwide, not to mention some behaviour in which we couldn't even fathom, like actually dangerous eshays who can operate without impunity due to whatever status they have, and lead to long time reputation that America is a dangerous country to be in

@lsp6032 3 ай бұрын

USA is being known as a dangerous country with high crime rate since forever(which doesn't help that certain people can operate without impunity due to whatever their "type" are)on top being being awful to get around due to lack of public transport and over-reliance on car, especially unnecessary large SUV which are dubbed "yank tank" down here, clogging up narrow streets and whatever and not for their intended purposes

@HeisenbergFam 4 ай бұрын

The fact he got arrested in Japan for similar shenanigans and did it again in Israel is insane

@Leunenkoenig 4 ай бұрын

He actually put out a video where he basically said "Good job Japan, I learned nothing and I'm going to continue as if nothing happened."

@jjaybuill3685 4 ай бұрын

Im actually impressed that Yakuza didn't took more care of him before

@DragonHeart613 4 ай бұрын

It's not insanity. It's stupidity!

@timbridger4681 4 ай бұрын

@@jjaybuill3685bruv, the yakuza can't do anything, their name have no weight whatsoever currently

@shanbannan17 4 ай бұрын

and the guy want to go to china and do it rofl it will be the last ting he ever do

@user-we2yt5on9b 4 күн бұрын

Saying “I’m from USA” anywhere in the world has become equal to saying “I am an entitled idiot”.

@mikegregors3876 3 ай бұрын

Its good to see that they protect their woman , even if i am sure this lady solider would knock him out without even trying, what a clown. 🎉🎉🎉

@PeninsulaCity2024 4 ай бұрын

At this rate, he might as well be considered an international threat.

@IHateYoutubeHandles79 4 ай бұрын

international annoyance for sure tho

@Th34rti5t 4 ай бұрын

International waste of space

@Horus-j3f 4 ай бұрын

Terrorist

@nealang9520 4 ай бұрын

Japan added stricter tourism laws because of him and his clout chasing lot

@MandarinMaganeto 4 ай бұрын

The Most Stupid Streamer maybe.

@icom782 4 ай бұрын

This guy screaming "AMERICA" like it's some jail free card 🤣🤣🤣

@drzoidberg71 4 ай бұрын

it sure is a jail free card. he's free to go to jail.

@KBhunterx262 4 ай бұрын

Hate this dude but he's smart to say that. In a lot of countries, just being American can get you out of a lot of situations. Especially in Israel, where depending on your ethnicity/nationality, you're treated as a sub class citizen. It's funny, you'll often see black Americans go to other countries and get mistreated until they realize they're American

@XpVersusVista 4 ай бұрын

@@KBhunterx262the issue in israel is however that the US is Israel's bitch not the other way around. It's like a european in America yelling "I'm european" when getting arrested by a US cop. They don't give a fk.

@hackintosh3899 4 ай бұрын

It's almost like Israel plotted numerous terror1st att@cks on the US. See the Lav0n Aff@ir or Us$ L1berty.

@gachivalantine3792 4 ай бұрын

It is

@divineoblivion1 24 күн бұрын

This guy pulled the biggest Rush Hour 2 moment I have ever seen…

@Corrocon 3 ай бұрын

This made my week. Hope they keep him and don't let him come back.

@achilles7607 2 ай бұрын

No thanks. You keep him, he's yours😂

@Simkets 4 ай бұрын

Please don't let him out of jail anymore. Just keep him in there. Please...

@lunerlilly 4 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, due to global agreements, they can't because he's an American. So our legal system is responsible for him.

@1Caja 4 ай бұрын

Not their problem. They shouldn't waste their tax money on this waste of air.

@namajeff4199 4 ай бұрын

it's israel, even children don't leave jail, so don't worry

@danielrobinson7872 4 ай бұрын

@@namajeff4199Anti-jewish much?

@zerofox2030 4 ай бұрын

@@1Caja They could send him to gaza or the WB so he's nobodies problem anymore

@Probablyacowtbh 4 ай бұрын

"I'll change your life" yeah, like untreated Syphilis.

@papifuego5273 4 ай бұрын

I actually hope she changed his life.

@Nicolai-ho5bc 4 ай бұрын

She is clearly WAAY out of his league

@bauch16 4 ай бұрын

Even treated Syphilis Changes ur life

@clayparker9197 4 ай бұрын

I mean she was pretty fine

@Vult_Ira317 4 ай бұрын

Yeah no wonder he inherited AIDs for his family Bloodline sheesssh

@kingLuu816 22 күн бұрын

“I’m on live” “What?”

@KristiansKazmers 28 күн бұрын

The amount of comments on his stream saying - "He's gonna find out" is hilarious.

@GBNationalist 4 ай бұрын

“Im from America! Im from America”. My god … he is literally the meme of what we all think Americans are like abroad. 😂

@zanido9073 4 ай бұрын

Yep. This guy is such a fucking embarrassment.

@jerfessonpedro9712 3 ай бұрын

every american act like this abroad

@non1263 3 ай бұрын

@@jerfessonpedro9712 I don’t.

@Hellsmachinery 3 ай бұрын

@@non1263 im not an american, but now i know what to say in a situation)))

@louisrobitaille5810 3 ай бұрын

@@non1263 You sure you're American 🤡?

@Japhox45 2 ай бұрын

Editor man is always on point

@jesusalejo84 6 күн бұрын

That dude looks like the temu version of reggie from BAD BOYS

@darex0827 4 ай бұрын

Screaming "I'm American" in Israel means absolutely nothing, lol.

@ivancar555 4 ай бұрын

The USS Liberty knows all too well.

@SoHighIFly 4 ай бұрын

it means nothing in every country.

@RowOfMushyTiT 4 ай бұрын

Yeah it's the 51sth state of Merica

@BeyondDaX 4 ай бұрын

@@SoHighIFly Unless you're rich that is. Like Bezos level rich.

@mortaldao8044 4 ай бұрын

Well when most politicians are dual citizens it seems to matter quite a bit

@marufranco5281 3 ай бұрын

I want this guy to please go try that shit in either Russia, Brazil , El Salvador, or Mexico if North Korea is asking for too much

@mikeblank5139 3 ай бұрын

El Salvador is probably the country that we are hoping for.

@TriXJester 3 ай бұрын

Considering what Vietnam decided to do to that lady who committed fraud, maybe try there.

@alaakela 3 ай бұрын

I vote for El Salvador. Or Russia. Thailand would be great too.

@richedobor5659 3 ай бұрын

He wouldn't last a attosecond in Jamaica.

@marufranco5281 3 ай бұрын

@@alaakela El already was in Thailand

@siksika4603 9 күн бұрын

Privilege card revoked

@verannyadissanayaka7409 28 күн бұрын

He tried a new GTA cheat code😂

@jonathanabgrall6075 4 ай бұрын

If someone think harassing people is "content" they don't deserve a platform.

@NordicJarl27 3 ай бұрын

And the fact people watch him gives him the content he needs to keep going. Mostly to watch him and hope he gets what he deserves

@sharknadofartquake2449 3 ай бұрын

At least he's only made like 29 thousand doing it. Or that's the estimated amount anyway. Hilarious that he thinks that's enough to change HER LIFE IT IS!!

@UltraTechStudio 3 ай бұрын

Yeah anyone can annoy people and call it content, just like anyone can S**** on a piece of paper and call it art...

@allanallen1835 Ай бұрын

@@UltraTechStudiowould that be a stanksy 😂

@bibbicus3942 22 күн бұрын

A pulse.

@bplup6419 4 ай бұрын

"I'm from America! USA!" Americans: "Officer, I have never met this man in my life."

@darkdude1996ify 4 ай бұрын

This ain't our mans

@ricardohoang8452 4 ай бұрын

No American will accept him like ever

@jsuperbk 4 ай бұрын

WE USA do not recognize this guy as one of our own. Sorry Ethiopia, we have to pass this one on to you.

@StormierNik 4 ай бұрын

He saying that as if Israel doesn't have complete Jurisdiction over the USA lmfao

@SARGEHALO666v2 4 ай бұрын

The American people do not accept him into our group. He can rot in that Israel jail.

@kapenike Ай бұрын

We don't claim this man, revoke his card

@Kevin_40 Ай бұрын

0:20 LOLOL

@captainsewerrat 4 ай бұрын

The funny thing is, if he were to "disappear" in police custody, nobody would ask about his whereabouts after he'd gotten maybe through a news cycle.

@30noir 4 ай бұрын

We're not that lucky.

@gh3meister 4 ай бұрын

Biden would trade him for some terrorist, like when he traded the wnba player for the Russian "Lord of War" guy

@darkpope6667 4 ай бұрын

Well, he's black and also a nasty person. Who cares.

@back1000able 4 ай бұрын

Let's hope

@troygerencer1620 4 ай бұрын

Now wouldn't that be a great loss to society !

@johncarlofernandez2698 3 ай бұрын

I want to see him on these locations: Russia N. Korea North Sentinel Island

@user-ql3lf4jt6q 3 ай бұрын

or El Salvador😂

@gerryfegan3608 3 ай бұрын

Petition To send him to sentinel island

@Jack-pm1ve 3 ай бұрын

I like the way you think, but Sentinel Island is out possibility of infecting them with diseases.

@BigJFindAWay 3 ай бұрын

Oh yes! I like the idea! North Sentinel Island it is!

@jiachen4000 2 ай бұрын

sicily afghanistan mexico

@rickeytaylor9174 10 күн бұрын

Looks like he's the one thats life got changed

@johnlansing2902 20 күн бұрын

They caught him , they gotta keep him !

@scottboyer8450 4 ай бұрын

Some day, he's going to find out for the last time.

@Flog1077 4 ай бұрын

I hope so

@lahavmorris9919 4 ай бұрын

Probably if he does this in russia or china

@honestlywhatever 4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't cry

@usobr69 4 ай бұрын

and that's how natural selection works, it's a good system

@patrickromero8724 4 ай бұрын

His stream would probably end up in LiveLeak

@OneZxxscsc 4 ай бұрын

As an American, we do NOT claim him. Edit: can y’all just behave for once? 🤣

@SherLock55 4 ай бұрын

I don't even think his own mother would claim him, what a twat.

@montyalb8788 4 ай бұрын

I am sorry for your situation but he is your problem. Take him back. Build an asylum if you have to.

@shaftlamer 4 ай бұрын

Are you gonna pretend ppl like him belong to the USA?

@TheBathrobeWizard 4 ай бұрын

@@montyalb8788we have. He's a slippery Lil booger

@pragmaticpundit7703 4 ай бұрын

Too bad, he's your trash; clean it up

@GR8NE55 2 ай бұрын

It just shows that social media has brought out the worst in humanity.

@preciousmetalhead5155 2 ай бұрын

Now you’s can’t leave.

@Harry64278 Ай бұрын

Is that from Good Fellas? Or Casino?

@exterminator1776 4 ай бұрын

How is he still allowed to travel when he is this much of a pain

@lclarke5193 4 ай бұрын

cause no one will take him back

@Agora2021 4 ай бұрын

Let him travel, then revoke his American citizenship so he can't come back.

@RoCkShaDoWWaLkEr 4 ай бұрын

@@lclarke5193 Biden's America will always take him back, that behavior is exactly what Biden wants the US to be.

@Anon-tm3uh 4 ай бұрын

At this point everyone will ban him and he will live at the bottom of the ocean.

@Kanto33 4 ай бұрын

He is probably banned from Japan now so that reduces the list a bit, hopefully more countries ban him from traveling.

@sandorphoenix 4 ай бұрын

To fuck around is human, to find out is divinity.

@DoNotFearTheReapa 4 ай бұрын

I'm stealing that one

@FukkenGoogel 4 ай бұрын

I didn't expect something so profound in an asmongold clip video.

@krashd 4 ай бұрын

divine*

@kingbaldwiniv5409 23 күн бұрын

I love it when practical jokers find out.

@SeriousDragonify 29 күн бұрын

Cocoxcohen joined the military? What a surprise.

@iTechGamingLOL 4 ай бұрын

You know what's worse than him, the platforms allowing him to stream, again.

@BeyondDaX 4 ай бұрын

They want money, its why those twitch hot tub streamers are still streaming

@mortaldao8044 4 ай бұрын

Are they platforms (free speech) or publishers (controlled speech) If you're a publisher, you can be held accountability. If you're a platform, STFU

@rahmathadi855 4 ай бұрын

@@mortaldao8044 Just because a platform allow free speech, doesn't mean you can just commit crime while live streaming on that platform

@reginaldcampos5762 4 ай бұрын

@mortaldao8044 semantics don't matter. These companies have the legal right to block his speech on their platform. They don't want to lose investors.

@iTechGamingLOL 4 ай бұрын

@@BeyondDaX this is a completely different beast from hot tubs. in his case, there are occassion he is doing illegal stuff. any platform that allows to stream someone that goes live in jail should just be as accountable as him, if he cant stream he wont act like an complete idiot/criminal.

@keysncoffee7733 4 ай бұрын

As he cries for USA Everyone in the USA: “STFU!”

@dallasyap3064 2 күн бұрын

Police: Hey this dude here American? US ambassador: Nah he's not

@robertbossier5745 20 күн бұрын

We reject him .😂

@LivingFire_BurningFlame 4 ай бұрын

What they think yelling "I'm from America!" results in: *Get out of jail free card* What it actually results in: *Locals viewing other americans lower than before out of association*

@luisdawnfinder3188 4 ай бұрын

They're not wrong. While not all of us are like it the truth is our country has a lot of stupid narcissists like him.

@dracotias 4 ай бұрын

I like how Jack Whitehall voiced how he saw it and that it's not that all Americans are stupid but holy shit the ones who are are on another fucking level.

@zoopa9988 4 ай бұрын

No worries, you can't go past bedrock.

@noobpuncher8571 4 ай бұрын

@@zoopa9988 Never define a depth of stupidity. You'll always a find clown like Juicy Smuggoli to break past it.

@Legendary9000 4 ай бұрын

Amerixans don’t realize how badly there seen worldwide lol

@MaSTeRY0SHi_882 3 ай бұрын

"I'm from America" America: "Sorry your U.S. citizenship has expired"

@bruceferguson6637 26 күн бұрын

He’s on the world jail tour.

@WilliamGroves 5 күн бұрын

He hasn’t seen the graph

@punishedbung4902 4 ай бұрын

He’ll never be seen again. I’m not too upset about this.

@UnarmedBastard 4 ай бұрын

nah he'll be fine, he would do this in serbia or something if he had balls

@TALESCOFFEE 4 ай бұрын

Should be happy!

@wertygospiner2245 4 ай бұрын

I heard he somehow became a Hamas hostage.

@ccrazool 4 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he was released shortly after.

@Thatbeardedguy86 4 ай бұрын

@@ccrazoolthat sucks. Piece of shit needs to go away for good.

@CristiNeagu 4 ай бұрын

Him: "American! America!" America: "Never seen this guy before in my life."

@silverstorm1000 4 ай бұрын

If I were American watching this I’d be so embarrassed. “Dude stop telling people that. At least you could not mention that”

@R3QV13m 4 ай бұрын

America: I don't know this dipshit.

@StupidAnon-gn8ih 4 ай бұрын

@@silverstorm1000 He's a Somali immigrant; he probably sneaked into America illegally.

@chinngis83 4 ай бұрын

No, the US ships these people in to replace white people. US Refugee and Resettlement Program.

@Anthony-uc5ps 28 күн бұрын

Lmao you should know how the scientists are already

@ZachaRicO 3 ай бұрын

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, YOUNG MAN?!!

@ValorantNether 4 ай бұрын

"I'm going, I'm going!" Yeah, going to jail.

@AEGISAOE 4 ай бұрын

when u go to another country, you have to complete some paper. Then, the gov guarantee you safety as tourist. Whatever harm happens to him, he can sue, even if he kinda cause problems, as long ain't crimes. This is the law

@pacomcjorge 4 ай бұрын

@@AEGISAOE there is no universal protection for tourists. you are still expected to follow the laws of the country you visit. if a citizen can be arrested for committing an act, a tourist can be arrested for that exact same act. there's no tourist immunity. he can try to sue them for arresting him, but i doubt it will go anywhere at all. The U.S. can try to negotiate on his behalf as a U.S. Citizen, but that's after he sits in jail for a minute.

@jb0222 4 ай бұрын

@@AEGISAOE 100% no such thing as tourist immunity, Saudi Arabia they will do street justice. steal your hand gets cut off. I was born they're it's crazy

@tucci06 4 ай бұрын

Look how fast his chat is moving. He got exactly what he wanted. He got exposure and now people are tuning in to see what he does next. The amount of damage he's causing to US tourism and to his chat's malleable brains is immeasurable.

@humanbean3 4 ай бұрын

Yep and people covering him like asmongold and Moist Critical gave him most of his new views. These big streamers are partly responsible. They KNOW it will make him more popular and give him more views and money, but they dont care as long as they get their views too. Social media is a plague

@Ludovit110 4 ай бұрын

US tourism? No, in Japan they don't care where he's from, they see a foreigner doing trouble, they'll punish all foreigners. He's doing damage internationally.

@DarrenMc 4 ай бұрын

That exposure will amount to nothing if he goes to prison though

@ApotheNZ 4 ай бұрын

Hopefully he gets several years in prison in Israel, all the Muslims in prison there are hardcore homosexual rapists so he will not be having a pleasant time

@user-xt6rl8fm1c 4 ай бұрын

I think people around the world know he’s an idiot - but unfortunately he’s also highlighting stereotypes in parts of the world where people like him are not very common.

@Firepowered 23 күн бұрын

Johnny Salami at it again

@robertarthurs328 Күн бұрын

It's good to find out some people don't give AF who what you are where you're from

@gpaje 3 ай бұрын

The Japanese police put him in prison for a several months, let's see if anyone else can keep him behind bars even longer

@WangGolden Ай бұрын

nah he got out after a few days in Israel. lol

@michaelsutton3092 13 күн бұрын

Put him under the jail,

@MarshmellowFluff 4 ай бұрын

"I'm from America!" "Oh, I had no idea. Do whatever you want all the time."

@gio_7077 4 ай бұрын

LOL

@ViewtifulAce 4 ай бұрын

Is that a Family Guy reference?

@jerryboics9550 4 ай бұрын

I'm Somali doesn't have the same ring

@vankuro4453 4 ай бұрын

Wait, do they speak English?

@jordanpaul3427 Ай бұрын

I guess he's not taking her to dinner anytime soon 😂😂

@dominicksolerix2703 Ай бұрын

Feels bad man. There are a lot of problems here.

@EventH0riz0n 4 ай бұрын

Actually really, really bumbed out that he was released in Japan already. Really hoped for a few years sentencing.

@davidlazerz8564 4 ай бұрын

Japan didnt want him in the country any longer than necessary. Dude got deported asap and aint never getting another passport approval again.

@ricardohoang8452 4 ай бұрын

@@davidlazerz8564 Israel will better give him a huge custody

@visevice7751 4 ай бұрын

Japan won't waste their tax on this waste...

@Onemanfunnyfarm 4 ай бұрын

Same, the discipline in their jails would of put him in line, assuming he could survive the hard knocks of being isolated in a small lightless room for weeks and being unable to move *at all*, not even being able to scratch your nose...and all because you don't understand japanese and can't follow orders.

@soulechelon2643 4 ай бұрын

This dude is the symbol of why Japan and other countries are becoming harder to visit for actual respectful tourists. He's not the only one but man is he the current loudest. I can be a bleeding heart at times but this dude gets zero sympathy. Israel, do what you gotta do, the U.S. don't want him. Edit: Just watched another video on this. He got arrested but briefly, continued to be belligerent to the cops after they contacted him where he was living, witnessed a shooting not long after, got scared for a minute, then the next day posted a video acting tough. In other words - he has yet to learn anything. Sigh.

@ReigoVassal 4 ай бұрын

His stupidity will caught up with him. Eventually.

@bigmike1850 4 ай бұрын

No he isn’t. None of what you said is actually happening. Japan did not become harder to visit 😂

@chn175 4 ай бұрын

It sure did. Japan restricted tourist destination and the locals are mad that tourist cannot come to their cultural destination for tourism.

@Morus433 4 ай бұрын

@@chn175no they aren't they are even greatful there are less rude people running around harassing the locals and polluting everything

@DamienDarkside 4 ай бұрын

@@Morus433 Source: Trust me bro

@rockarolla9054 2 ай бұрын

Thought he was in Portland or Seattle but found out.

@SSmith-fm9kg 18 күн бұрын

I thought he was sent to prison in Japan for years.

@AdonisAmarante 4 ай бұрын

Dude really thinks he's untouchable for being american, what a walking joke

@alaa341g 4 ай бұрын

he is not untouchable , but it does really help , i mean its hard to charge someone from USA , the strongest country in the world ( for now ) , especially in an allie country which its all existance is depandable on your help , so yeah been american sometimes have its benifits , because when he calls the ambassady , they most probably will negociate its release , after all he didn't do a big crime ( but if he was in china or russia , thats a total other story )

@mugenusv8290 4 ай бұрын

When an arrogant person thinks hes untouchable, ashpalt will tell him how to be humble

@dodoscootaloo3847 4 ай бұрын

His skin color protects him in America

@alihorda 4 ай бұрын

@@alaa341gI don't think anyone would care, he is not a politican or some shit like that to be saved

@lazysean5418 4 ай бұрын

@@alaa341g Nah not really , go somewhere you think have lesser power than your country and fkd around you will still ended up in jail

@Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 ай бұрын

"Breaking news, the streamer 'Johnny Somali' has been arrested and found guilty of being an agent of Hamas."

@humdumize 4 ай бұрын

I don't think even Hamas would claim him lol

@tinyhowie 4 ай бұрын

He shall have the first hand experience of streaming inside the missile bay of the F-35

@shakyrob6512 4 ай бұрын

@@humdumize Right! They would post a video stating as much. Hell it would be the one time them and the rest of the world agreed on something. "Fuck that guy."

@DankHillCometh 4 ай бұрын

@@humdumize they would take him so they could kill him

@woodwyrm 4 ай бұрын

lmao

@jamescook7713 Ай бұрын

Soul brother done Chit in his hat! He shoulda screamed; I can't breef, I can't breef! 😁😆😉

@ventithedrunk9506 Ай бұрын

BRO NEVER LEARNED

@JawaThePwn 4 ай бұрын

Dude is single handedly reinforcing racial stereotypes.

@SwedishNationalist 4 ай бұрын

Racial and national stereotypes at that

@SwedishNationalist 4 ай бұрын

He’s not exactly doing it single handedly

@phoebedraper170 4 ай бұрын

The irony is both funny and sad. You are the one implicitly reinforcing racial stereotypes with that

@Dartchone 4 ай бұрын

@phoebedraper170 Nah he is merely noticing an observable pattern. The one acting like stereotypical image of certain groups is the too stupid to breathe and think at the same time pseudo-streamer. U are just mad someone is pointing it out.

@ATROFlAR 4 ай бұрын

@@phoebedraper170 anyone with their eyes open can see how blacks behave worldwide

@arohk4415 4 ай бұрын

Insert south park meme: "I thought this was America"

@BeyondDaX 4 ай бұрын

At least Stan's dad is more entertaining than this guy

@hellboy19991 4 ай бұрын

@@BeyondDaX saying Randy being more entertaining implies that the streamer would be any entertaining to begin with. His face getting kicked in would be the only thing entertaining me at this point.

@AverageAsianJr 4 ай бұрын

This doesn’t make sense at all, This guy was in Israel being an ahole. Randy was a hero he saved the Boys from playing Baseball All Summer!

@elijahoreli 4 ай бұрын

Or put on the Team America: World Police song

@SeasoningTheObese 4 ай бұрын

"No sir, we're the owners of America"

@tomkane9285 2 ай бұрын

Johnny meet the IDF

@funkyrob4564 Ай бұрын

He realised that he doesn't have the same freedoms as he would here. 😅😅😅

@ETBrooD 4 ай бұрын

This is exactly what he wants. More drama, more views. He makes money this way, and he feels like a star. The worst thing people can do to him is to not give him any attention.

@christianalanwilson434 4 ай бұрын

Nah, the worst is someone getting ticked off enough to put him in the hospital or even in the fucking ground. Which has a good chance of happening the more he keeps doing this shit.

@irishcream677 4 ай бұрын

@@christianalanwilson434 ??? worst best???

@GMHM97 4 ай бұрын

@@irishcream677worst for him, best for everyone else

@christianalanwilson434 4 ай бұрын

@@irishcream677 worst for him, best for us

@nikkenikNick 4 ай бұрын

Apparently his dad is loaded, which is why he is able to do all this crap in the first place.

@ilia2178 4 ай бұрын

I'm willing to buy him a ticket to North Korea and try this shit there.

@escapetherace1943 4 ай бұрын

😂you know he'd be gone 4ever though? Think of the lost twitch revenue!

@AEGISAOE 4 ай бұрын

south africa is so brutal from what i heard from people there

@jessegar94 4 ай бұрын

I dare him to try to harass the cartels in Mexico 😂

@DanaOtken 4 ай бұрын

But what if they decide to keep and breed him? That's maybe the only country around which might both actually want this (over the past few decades they seem to have taken a few stabs at getting a new generation of loyal citizens who are harder to visually or genetically screen for) and who can abuse their citizens enough to make it happen.

@Vendetta_s 4 ай бұрын

Russia next too they don’t tolerate this and they’re not as gentle 😂😂😂

@bateshell2 20 күн бұрын

He's like the American version of Singapore's Amos Yee.

@liamaddis3075 24 күн бұрын

He needs to spend some time at the family home….The Piddy Crib!

@michieloudhuis8191 4 ай бұрын

screaming that you are from America makes you liked even less then you already are by default

@DarkKnight-rf2uu 4 ай бұрын

To be fair its israel they are #1 americas bootlickers

@SwedishNationalist 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely

@ezakustam 4 ай бұрын

In Israel, it shouldn't.

@ATROFlAR 4 ай бұрын

@@ezakustam why? because republicans parrot that israel is their greatest ally? israel takes every chance it gets to humiliate america lmao

@RandomPerson-cc9mn 4 ай бұрын

@@ezakustam It should. Being American is presumably fine there, screaming about being American makes you sound entitled and obnoxious. Even an America would like him less after that. I certainly do.