iconic af

this song always made me feel like a badass but the slowed down version even more

this slowed version is literally a bliss of perfection. Reminds me of that scene from the Percy Jackson movie

Let’s be honest we all feel like we are so cool listening to this

me: vibing to this song also me: *m y e a r s*

*This makes me feel like a badass that I would never achieve*

You know you really hate yourself when you don’t even feel confident listening to this song 😍

Does anyone else imagine walking into a room like a goddess and having everyone gaze at you? Because I do LMAO.

Nobody: Nobody at all: Me: acting like I’m a baddie while doing my homework that was due 2 day ago

literaly not a single soul: me: *pretending im in a hot edit*

This Hits Different After Mental Breakdown 💃🏻✨

1:36 why is this so satisfying ??

5 year old self: shook

this makes me kind of sad, it feels like it came out yesterday and me and mom sat and listened to her album. where did time go?

The part 2:29-2:37 is so satisfying!!!! You slowed it down to perfection I literally feel like I’m in a edit

"Russian Roulette isn't the same without a GUN" That "gun" hits every time

Y’all in the comments like “2 year old me loved this song” and “4 year old me is shook” like wtf I was like 8-10???

no one: literally no one: me: acting like a bad bleep at 1am wiggling around the bed (didn't still expect this comment would blew up anyways thanks for the 15K likes!!)

Bro this song is so iconic, like I can imagine myself making my ex mad that they left me.

2:25

“Russian roulette is not the same without a gun” is my favorite part.

*me pretending to be in a movie* *the wall I’ve been staring at for 20 minutes* ~Is something wrong?~

This is literally slowed to perfection

"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" my fav part

*walks like a badass while listening to this* *trips* Fml

Anyone else making edits in their heads of themselves’s?😂

This song hits different when you and a bunch of friends are driving in the middle of the night to the store and you feel unstoppable.

"No one can read it my poker face" Okay, i'm addicted...

its all fun and games, until someone actually pokes your face.

The more I listen, the more normal it sounds

I'm so glad a song like this exists

This song will never die

POV: Your seducing your homework that due date was over a while ago

Nobody: Me: struts like I'm in some movie Nobody: *trips*

This deserve a special place on my playlist✨

Imagine your walking on the hallway while listening to this sound.🔥🔥

this just makes me wanna put on high heels and act like a stripper

pov: *you're pretending to be a supermodel in a victoria secret fashion show doing catwalks in your room in the middle of the night*

MO..MO..MO..MOGG🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️

You're a Brilliant tactician who's managed to keep your enemies chasing you In a circle, until finally you have all the cards in your favor and attack.

this song makes me feel attractive even though im not-

What everyone hears “poker face~” What I hear-: “PoKe HeR fAcE”

It's been years and yet I still feel like a total badass whenever I hear this song.

FINALLY I FOUND THIS SONG FOR SO LONG 🗿🗿🗿🗿

This song makes me feel like I’m winning a gamble in Kakegurui

*let’s be honest, i ain’t be the only one feeling badass when listening to this.*

Pov: * You are imagining yourself in the music video *

this song makes you feel so powerful

lyrics: Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey) A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah). 💜🖤♣️♦️♠️🎭

me acting like a baddie and dancing my homework their for like 2 hours and due in 2 mins : 👁 👄 👁

0:18 listening to this while imagining a badass entrance

Ugh i remember watching Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief (MOVIE) and this song came on 😌😌😌😌

No one: Literally no one: Me: Mouthing the words being seductive thinking I'm smexy instead of doing school work that was due a week ago edit: holy crap i did not expect this many likes thanky you guys sm !

pov: you’re the good girl at school but little do they know that that’s just a personality and they know nothing about your after school life 😌 edit: jesus this was so long ago why are there so many likes haha 😼

Best accidental click of my life

I love this song, it's just cool..

2020 kids: who's here because of tiktok? 2000 kids: who's here because of karate kid?

No one: Me: acting like baddie and doing the hair flip Parents: WHAT THE FAWK

this song actually makes me feel like a goddess 😩

Timeless classic right there

1:36 is the part everyone’s here for Edit: I do like the whole song it is just my fave part and thanks for the likes 😂😂❤️ Oh and have a lovely day ✌️

POV: Your squad watches you come out of a building that would explode while you stepped over your enemies who were on the ground knocked out and beat with your 5 inch heels

Literally this song makes me feel like a badass when im not💀

2022 and this still a bop💕💕💕

No one: Me at 5 years: CUTIE PIE CUTIE PIE

me: *being insecure and hating my face* this song comes on: *dancing and pretending to be in a hot edit*

Every time I hear this song, I feel like a badass and a LOT more confident that's for sure.

Finally, this song is at a strutable speed/beat

don't get any ideas Tik Tok Edit: omgg thanks for the likes 😆

No one: The other people on my zoom meeting watching me lipstick and dance to this: 👁👄👁

I remember when i was a kid and i was in the car with my mom and this song plays what a nostalgia

This is iconic and rlly gangsta ngl 😈☠

the young alice cooper photo makes this even better oh my gosh, 1.1k likes?? thank u so much!!! :oo

Other people: **Thinks their on a edit** Me: **thinks im on Kakegurui**

LOVE THIS SONG !!!

Okay absolutely amazing

no one: me: *body roll, stares at wall dangerously, smirks, throw's it back in chair* edit: oof rip my notifications

Let's be honest, *you feel like a literal god while listening to this*

The into is something else

This song is a huge part of my childhood and the original makes me want to party and dance but the slowed version makes me feel super badass

Everyone: anyone from tik tok Me: uMm pErCy JaCsON

2:28 with headphones on sounds like a UFO

Wow this is better than expected 😩

GODDAMMIT CARTMAN

This would be so badass on a slomo part in a movie when the “hot girl” walks in or something idk

POV: *You're having flashbacks to your mom's car in 2012*

*oh man I can hear celestia, byakuya, nagito, ibuki, kokichi and miu screaming this song as loud as they could in makotos room-*

The only song going in my playlist that is filled with phonk

Am I the only one that hears Jade from Victorious?? 1k I can’t 🥵🥰😂

No one: Nothing: Me: lying in ny bed and rolls body

just reminds me of the good old days, man i miss them days

I feel like a ✨GODDESS✨listening to this

The quiet girl: CANT READ MY CANT MY NO HE CANT READ MY POKER FACE Me: let’s be friends EDIT THANKS FOR 1.5k LIKES

Everyone: Proker face 😌👍 Me: pOlKa FaCe 😈🤙

Perfection 💖

O MY GOD THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

imagine the next generation of people not knowing about this like damn this hits hard

MA MA MOG☝️🗣🗣

The slowed one is a bada$$ yo!!!❤

Slowed? Down. Weave? Snatched. 6 year old me? Shook. Hotel? Trivago.