@@justinmiller129 no one cares

@@justinmiller129 nobody caaaaares nobody caaaaaaares

I wanna know what this Justin Miller fella said

@@technowelliebobs4779 same

@@Spesnom what did Justin Miller said?

🤣

Haaaa

😂

When people discover how TINY and truly mutually dependant on each other we really are.

@@TheAngelOfDeath01 🙏

u ordering things to be crushed?

Aha a 2 million sub youtuber

Yes

@@sora-r True story

Ye so there is my super lage pink dildo

SWIFT

ever-sus

@@MD-zg3eq 😳

Oooof

Do i look stuck in 2021?? I got freed bruh..

It ain't much but it's honest work

He’s on work experience

Thats what im wondering lol, why just 1?

Lol

SHITHOLE COUNTRY

They can't see the driver in ship... The capt is OK 🤣🤣

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Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

💀

Yeah well this was done purposely so I'm sure who did it don't even care

I can do that too😉

Епать у вас юмор🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@@dansoslavich6699 нам не понять их юмор, точно так же как они не не понимают наш.

I cam remove it in mere seconds using Alt+F4

ok

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.yxq

The meme is: look at me, I’m the captain now.

More like stop-shipping after this amiright?

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Uhhh no.

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ba dum tss

Maybe 2 weeks if they don't get their finger out and sort it soon.

Great Britain actually. We aint european

@@christophirelad9636 isn't UK considered part of Europe but not a part of European Union

oh, I remember a stuff from Europe 😳

ARMY OF 100 HELICOPTERS, 3 HOURS UNLOAD ONY 1/3 OF LOAD THEN IT WILL TAKE TO RESAIL,

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.fxj

@@justinmiller129 Yes, very impressive.

@@justinmiller129 did I ask though?

And ironically enough a show from the late 80's called tugs had accidentally predicted this event in the episode called: "trapped" as well as the big V in the episode "quarantine"

damn where tf was i 2 years ago kgjdjf i dont remember seeing memes of this

Your profile pic matches this comment so well, i love it

same.

This just happened though?

@Jin Lee Calm Down its not that deep 💀

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I hope they can get to change their nappies every once in a while!

Hillary will be devastated that all her new merchandise is going to be rotten by the time they arrive at her sorting offices... And all the elites might have to play golf instead of playing with something they shouldn't...

Lol wut

@@johnlane692 I hope this sarcasm.

@@lvgallo No these idiots are real.

glad he was ok. Take care.

@@MO-tt3ue thanks❤️

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.mgv

@@justinmiller129 did I ask?

Who gives a phuq? Lmao

Republicans who related “Evergreen” (Hillary’s codename) to the goddamn big letters on the side

@@syed6975 people who like to learn do. clearly ur not one of them.

@@syed6975 Me, because I was confused. Not all information needs to be important information. Chill.

Thanks, I was wondering...

This will be a question on Jeopardy in the future.

It may also be a your mama joke at some point.

Taiwan needs to pay

Not really Sinai penninsula is counted as part of Africa 😂😂😂

@@tahahagar7664 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinai_Peninsula

FRRRRRRRRR broooo like wottttt da f*k... i was literally shocked when i saw the news is 2 years old

3 ❤

May be not right now. Give it a little time.

More money are flying away 💸💸💸💸

Will cost Americans alone $750 each a week

400 million each day

About $400 million per day 🥴

This is part of the pLandemic !!

THE SHIP SAYS EVERGREEN,NOT EVERGIVEN!!

@@bobbysmoke6.4dzl94 it is the evergreen the company is evergreen, the call name is h3rc clinton's

Gotta be another ccp 3d chess move.

Stupid spell check, it is the evergiven, the company name is evergreen.

Haha i know the reference as well

Adrenochrome

That's OK it's a new strand, long lasting, says so on the tin! 😁

Forever young? I wonder what cargo it may be carrying?

We can use plane cargo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's a thankless job, somebody has to do it

Hello my friend writing with great pleasure

😼.

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.zhh

Egypt freed the ship 2 dutch only give instructions but Egyptians were the ones who freed it

The captain here is blocking an entire economy

It's a woman not a man that's captain.

@@TheLiamis "Women are bad drivers" jokes are writing themselves these days

The ship is owned by a Japanese company and owner already gave a written apology to everyone concerned. Literacy level: Japanese!

@@RoRke21 Both Asian AND a woman? This is just the universe having a laugh isn't it?

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.gng

😂😂

Everrecieved

💕

@Lepus J the amount of oil that needs transportation would require thousands of trucks which would overload any road network. While one ship could carry about the same amount.

planned

@Lepus J Transport by land is Way more expensive

Evergreen is also Hillary Clinton's secret service codename. I'm not saying their connected but...

@@funtimes7757 evething is connected, your minds eye has to see it to be discerned.

the captain was under military command.

Right. They should have designed for this scenario - I assume that they did! but apparently not. Hmmmm

😂😂😂😂

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.fud

😂😂

Dead

Good one 🤣

Me who has a bicycle 🤣🤣

I'm laughing it's a female captain

@@NightcoreandAnimeVideos Really? No wonder she couldn't just reverse out of there.

Suzy gonna be mad! Her canal is stuck.

Block it

Buy up ze oil stock, initiate CRAB-21.

Straight up facts

Dump ze continair and zen paaaampp the wateur

now buy ze dip

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.kgb

Ikr

Can't believe this was over 3 months ago Time's flying soo fast

2y

when was the first time?

Just 2 times isnt weird at all

The canal has been closed five time previously. Twice for political/war issues in 1956 eight month closure (?) and again in 1967 (that was a doozy lasting about eight years and trapping 15 vessels in the canal). In 2004 the Tropic Brilliance (89,000 ton oil tanker) ran aground, took three days to re-float and get it moving. In 2006 the Okal King Dor, a 93,000-ton cargo ship ran aground and tugs got it moving again in eight hours. Lastly, in 2017 the OOCL (21,000 TEU container ship) ran aground but was freed in less than three hours. Looks like the Ever Given is setting a new record every day for non-war closings f the canal.

@@denali9449 If I had a penny for every time the Suez Canal was closed, I would then have 6 pennies. It's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened 6 times.

Hello my friend writing with great pleasure

DONGS

And the ps5 and xbox sx 😂

😂👍

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Dont be happy.. 0:12 The scalpers are already leeching on the ship trying to get the graphic cards

Interesting, have been looking for something like this for a while now, tell me how I can make it too

@@davidcents961I invest with a financial forex broker based in USA, he manages multiple clients accounts and gives returns every week. He is a trustworthy man and since I have been with him, he haven't failed for a day... May God bless him. He is a blessing to the people

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@@davidcents961 *Sitbert* *barry* his G.,mail name, so reach him and put a smile as others are doing

The journey to a thousand miles begins with a unique bróker that knows the market behavior... I so much love Prof Sitbert Barry's teachings. Although I haven't invested with him yet

Lol

The “Ever Wedgie”

@STELLAH MBEYU KOTTE = scammer.

Ever Stuck

@STELLAH MBEYU KOTTE wtf

My 3060 ti as well

Calm down, Satan

Made in Japan

I have completely given up on ever getting a 30 series card. I cant even get my hands on a used 2080ti, much less a 3080. Somehow though scalpers and miners got thousands of them easy. Nvidia is really doing a terrible job at han verification.

Evergreen is the company. Evergiven is the ship

*faceplant*

The whole can! In my experience just a few drops would do the job on that plug.

Just let it set and soak, she’ll be free in no time.

All big cans gone! Sold out. Due to some disease doing its worst on the global scene! 😁

That’ll happen on those bigger jobs!

They used it all up, greasing their palms for the all the medical deals! 😁

Didn't it change companies recently? From Pleasant Canal to Far Canal?

I live in Brunswick Georgia where the car hauler goldenray capsized in the channel leading out of the harbor it's the first time to my knowledge in the 200 plus year history of the harbor that has happened it's going on 2 years since the ship capsized and there still cutting her up for removal the evergreen is twice as big as the goldenray but at least she's upright

By the cANAL 🤣

This was intentional. This was no accident and it wasn’t the wind either.

@@andrewmerritt8790 The wouldn't cut the ever given up since she is still seaworthy. plus cutting her up would cause a bigger problem because they would need to remove her wreckage so other ships don't smash their draught on her

is that code word for semen

@Harold Johnson u do realise that code word is mayonnaise right...

@Harold Johnson must I say woooosh now?

@Harold Johnson well then r/woooosh

Lol

Like a good neighbor State Farm is___SHUT THE F UP CARL!

This I WANT to see on TV !!!

Made in Japan

@@brendanmah I TOLD EM TO HIRE THEM SOMALIAN PIRATE RESCUE CREWS. THEY WILL REMOVE & CART OFF THE ENTIRE SHIP & CONTENTS WTHIN A FEW PALTRY HOURS...

everrecieved

It might be soon. That may even become the new name of the canal if they don't shift it. 😁

Ever stuck ship,yes

I love it. 🤣 Reminds of how my father used to work on a ship nicknamed "building 251" because it was constantly breaking down.

Japan’s Shoei Kisen Kaisha Ltd., among those listed as the ship’s owner, declined to comment. The ship was built in 2018 by Imabari Shipbuilding, Tokyo Japan.

@@missandry5178 Ever Taken.

Why must they continue these games 🤦🏾‍♀

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stop it!

Lol , hillary should fem power pull it out like Bill

ALL IS FREE,COME AN GET,GIVEAWY.TOO LIGHTIN THE SHIP,,,

I heard there are 19$ fortnite V bucks cards inside

Look at me I'm the captain now

Microsoft could have something to do with this shipment of rhe Ps5. They may have hacked into the GPS system of that ship and deliberately grounded it.

@Oj Yes that one there’s basically no massive games in the ps5 yet so I’m waiting till it’s cheaper and there actually games I want to play on it that I can’t play on ps4.

@Oj Yes that one then give it to me

literally no point in buying the new generation of consoles. there are no big games on them now, overpriced, and worst yet is the fact that game prices will shoot up to $70. there is not much new technology them anyways.

Huge scam! Idiots keep paying more for minimal upgrades. Especially cell phones, people are definitely stupid!

If go to another way. They need go to north or south. Canada or southern pole..

@@kimn.2693 It was a JOKE

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The entire crew of the giant ship ‘Ever Given’ that has been blocking the Suez Canal for days now is Indian, Bernhard Schulte Ship Management, the technical manager of the ship, said in a statement. According to the company, all 25 Indian crew members are safe and accounted for. “All 25 crew are safe and accounted for and they remain in good health and spirits. All crew are Indian nationals and remain onboard. They are working closely with all parties involved to re-float the vessel. The hard work and tireless professionalism of the Master and crew is greatly appreciated,” the statement read. ‘Ever Given’ ran aground in the man-made canal on Tuesday due to a sandstorm, reportedly leaving dozens of other cargo vessels blocked from passing the major waterway. The ‘Ever Given’ was built in 2018 and is operated by Evergreen Marine of Taiwan, reports BBC. According to AP, more than 150 vessels are now blocked, with hundreds more headed towards the Suez. The tanker veered off its course while sailing through the waterway on a Rotterdam-bound voyage coming from China, turned sideways in a blinding sandstorm and ran aground. In a statement issued on Friday, the Suez Canal Authority (SCA) has expressed gratitude for all the other offers of assistance to free the ship, reiterating its keenness to restore maritime traffic in the Suez Canal as soon as possible, IANS reported, quoting Xinhua news agency. The ship’s Japanese owner, Shoei Kisen Kaisha Ltd., has offered a written apology in light of the incident, saying “We are determined to keep on working hard to resolve this situation as soon as possible.” “We would like to apologise to all parties affected by this incident, including the ships travelling and planning to travel through Suez Canal,” the statement said, according to AP. On Thursday, the SCA said dredging operations were underway to help the ship by removing 15,000 cubic metres to 20,000 cubic metres of sand surrounding the vessel's bow, according to IANS. It added the dredging operations, including nine tug boats, two dredges and four diggers, aim to reach a depth of 12-16 meters to resurface the 400-metre-long and 59-metre-wide vessel. The crucial Suez Canal provides one of Egypt's main sources of income, alongside tourism and remittances from expatriates. (With inputs from AP and IANS.) (The Quint is available on Telegram. For handpicked stories every day, subscribe to us on Telegram) Published: 27 Mar 2021, 2:03 PM IST Read Full Article

@@kimn.2693 they would go around the south of Africa. Which is what makes this dialogue funny...

It's me . I've been rumbled !

Yup!

They need their adreno,,,,,e

planned

"Little ship"

Sign for canal widening

More like a seemingly little ship traffic jam is actually as big as it looks

Yea, "Go Big, or go home " !!!

no

If that doesn't work, we can send them balloons to fly it out.

DONGS

Bosun and other crew: I think it's time for a mutiny

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Probably texting! Lol!

@@justinmiller129 wat?

@@rishabhmulay5230 view bait

and obvious deflection I think everyone who has three brain cells can see where this is going.

And it's going to get worse this is nothing

Economy was already on the ropes, would not surprise me if this was done intentionally as a scapegoat along with a certain hoax we have to deal with at the moment.

Wtf🙄😒ha ha ha😒

I know this is a joke but Somali pirates would get blown up before even getting 20 miles from the canal

@@shadowxxe Blown up by who?

@@joniljoseph2934 the navy

Haha dmyih don't think they have a few bavay destroyers and some armed forces watching over the ship either right now or soon as

He was a former Swifty, best in crash

it's a trouble maker ship

It is both tanker and container ship.

What country does it belong to

@@colleenpeterson7247 its flagged for panama

@@Bravo_BZ , I've learned it's from Japan. Horrible ordeal

WATCH THE GAS PRICES GO UP! FALSE FLAG .....

The sewage canal needs a enema.

I need a colon cleansing

@@chrisgould101 , go eat lots of bran, raisins, and prunes.

DONGS

Or there needs to be another canal built

@@HorseCrazieGirl15 there is one old canal already there. But it's business strategy to not building more lanes.

That’s one thing the Panama Canal has over the Suez Canal. Plus seems less likely for a ship to get stuck in the Panama vs Suez canal. Will be interesting to see if Suez ups its game after this incident.

Yeah I'm sure theyre reading your comment and getting to work lol

@@y.o.2478 That’s the problem with the world: Unless something like this has already happened, nobody wants to shell out a little extra in preventive measures at the beginning of a project until something happens that would make the cost of those initial measures look paltry in comparison. And even when they _do_ go through they’re always made by the lowest bidder.

They did. In 2015/2016.

Donald Trump right again. USA was energy independent until ...

@@set3777 the US military has an entire year's worth of oil reserves, a little canal isn't going to affect gas stations that much

@@CrucialFlowResearch Under Trump gas price was below $2. Now unleaded gas is $4.28 and rising.

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@@set3777 Trump lost, no amount of gas price increase will ever get us to value that failed president. The truth is we should have more electric cars by now. Trump did nothing for oil except work for the corporate interest of big oil corporations. They raise prices to punish the American people into voting back in their puppets. They’re afraid of renewable energy destroying their cash cow.

Boo saturn jokes are sooo 3d

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Lmfao.. what if Evergreen's gf call him home?

This doesn't even make sense

@@fergalkidd91 I believe the punchline is that the Captain tried to turn it around in the canal to try get to her house.

It’s called the Evergreen. No idea why this news agency said Evergiven. It’s written on the side the size of a couple football fields lol.

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The entire crew of the giant ship ‘Ever Given’ that has been blocking the Suez Canal for days now is Indian, Bernhard Schulte Ship Management, the technical manager of the ship, said in a statement. According to the company, all 25 Indian crew members are safe and accounted for. “All 25 crew are safe and accounted for and they remain in good health and spirits. All crew are Indian nationals and remain onboard. They are working closely with all parties involved to re-float the vessel. The hard work and tireless professionalism of the Master and crew is greatly appreciated,” the statement read. ‘Ever Given’ ran aground in the man-made canal on Tuesday due to a sandstorm, reportedly leaving dozens of other cargo vessels blocked from passing the major waterway. The ‘Ever Given’ was built in 2018 and is operated by Evergreen Marine of Taiwan, reports BBC. According to AP, more than 150 vessels are now blocked, with hundreds more headed towards the Suez. The tanker veered off its course while sailing through the waterway on a Rotterdam-bound voyage coming from China, turned sideways in a blinding sandstorm and ran aground. In a statement issued on Friday, the Suez Canal Authority (SCA) has expressed gratitude for all the other offers of assistance to free the ship, reiterating its keenness to restore maritime traffic in the Suez Canal as soon as possible, IANS reported, quoting Xinhua news agency. The ship’s Japanese owner, Shoei Kisen Kaisha Ltd., has offered a written apology in light of the incident, saying “We are determined to keep on working hard to resolve this situation as soon as possible.” “We would like to apologise to all parties affected by this incident, including the ships travelling and planning to travel through Suez Canal,” the statement said, according to AP. On Thursday, the SCA said dredging operations were underway to help the ship by removing 15,000 cubic metres to 20,000 cubic metres of sand surrounding the vessel's bow, according to IANS. It added the dredging operations, including nine tug boats, two dredges and four diggers, aim to reach a depth of 12-16 meters to resurface the 400-metre-long and 59-metre-wide vessel. The crucial Suez Canal provides one of Egypt's main sources of income, alongside tourism and remittances from expatriates. (With inputs from AP and IANS.) (The Quint is available on Telegram. For handpicked stories every day, subscribe to us on Telegram) Published: 27 Mar 2021, 2:03 PM IST Read Full Article

@@audreytruschke4498 Still searching for who asked

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.ynh

@Ironclad ofcourse it is. Welcome to KZfaq

Such an original joke. Not from a meme at all. /s I'll never understand why people need to post copied jokes to get some youtube likes.

And that one always claim copied comment is original

It's copied but it really supports the happenings at the Suez canal

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i5iigdGru9XYg2Q.html&.abs