Stuck In Filipino Traffic | Russell Peters

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4 жыл бұрын

Filipinos think they’ve got bad traffic… wait till they visit India...
Oh my gut, I can’t believe how long it’s been since this #TBT!!

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@anish10242 4 жыл бұрын

In India we don't drive on the left side of the road, we drive on what's left on the road.

@worosalim6866 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marizadelprado6890 4 жыл бұрын

😊

@Cruzian 4 жыл бұрын

@@worosalim6866 youth

@Wes716 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated remarks😂

@stealthattack2209 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@martsmarts 3 жыл бұрын

As a Filipino, I love these jokes. Sorry to those salty other Filipinos, these jokes are hard and true. He makes these kinds of jokes to all backgrounds so chill out. Relax lang at tawa na lang kayo kasi totoo.. (relax and have a laugh cuz its true).

@julienneangelocarpo2229 2 жыл бұрын

Sumabog yung tiyan ko nung sinabi niya, "TRAPICS" SUPER ACCURATE MANILA CAB/TOUR GUIDE ACCENT XD

@pupolki2754 4 жыл бұрын

Indian traffic is like when you play GTA. Except that everyone else is also a player. Sometimes, traffic police just sit in corner and watch.

@rawat3668 4 жыл бұрын

Max XiMus what you mean by ‘’sometimes’’? It’s actually always 🤣🤣

@niceguy1189 4 жыл бұрын

Except when they catch you they don't arrest you...they bribe your money...

@imransuhaimi3522 4 жыл бұрын

Basically, it's GTA online then.

@aaronmathews5755 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasenrock Ha imagine that. Everyone online who was before it starts will be millionaires and billionaires. But after this new bribe feature, everyone will probs go broke.

@ShreshthTiwari 3 жыл бұрын

It's the opposite players are real Police is a NPC. 🤣🤣

@21plz 4 жыл бұрын

"Create a lane. If you see an open space, take it and go." 😂😂🤣

@christinenayshsuarez6046 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHA IKR

@jay36742 4 жыл бұрын

Bro is that seriously your last name? Ghante?😆😆

@dfreeman13 4 жыл бұрын

Shit, that’s New York logic. Especially when it comes to parking.

@Abhijeet932 4 жыл бұрын

Bart , Burt, buck..buck.buck.buck...

@siddharthasonowal4882 4 жыл бұрын

@@jay36742 it's Gangte ya.

@SPXCTRESOUL 4 жыл бұрын

You gotta love Russell's Indian accent LMAO "Create-a-lane"

@puffpuffpanda4383 4 жыл бұрын

If you see and open space take it and go 😂😂😂

@somabiswas2020 4 жыл бұрын

@Blair Rich yup he is indian origin

@anthonyruan1454 4 жыл бұрын

It’s “fill in the blanks” in Vietnam.

@ares679 Жыл бұрын

I always find indian/Pakistani accent cute tho

@pelekhezhie3735 4 жыл бұрын

It’s an old video. Russell “TAKE IT AND GO!!!”

@xds4102 4 жыл бұрын

"Last offer! Just take it and go. "

@monicahoward7443 4 жыл бұрын

I'm Italian but the best and shocking beautiful places on heart are in the Philippines💚

@suraj-op2bx 4 жыл бұрын

Do they have muslims

@user-mj4or8sh3g 4 жыл бұрын

@@suraj-op2bx yes

@rizzamaeong 4 жыл бұрын

@@suraj-op2bx yes. lots of them here in the south. half of my class in high school in Cotabato City are Muslims. we coexist. less Muslims in the northern part. but they vacation and nobody bats an eye. just a normal sight.

@frankenstein1791 Жыл бұрын

@@suraj-op2bx yes we have here

@nessagirl1911 4 жыл бұрын

"Create-a-lane" definitely exist in the Philippines, too. Scared me, the German cousin, half to death....

@unwantedgen 4 жыл бұрын

The worst part is it's usually public transpo that does it. They're risking the lives of their passengers.

@navneetdaila7839 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome back 🙏 “ take it & go “ 😜🤣🤣

@inextrikable- 4 жыл бұрын

Nice stolen joke 😜🤣🤣

@inextrikable- 4 жыл бұрын

leafonabreeze he was in India for a few shows last week but idk where he is now.

@navneetdaila7839 4 жыл бұрын

leafonabreeze without ticket 😜 u can watch only on KZfaq, wait for full episode, right nw “watch it & go “ 🤣

@harshitsaini4629 4 жыл бұрын

this is my hotspot pswd since forever

@NOICE345 4 жыл бұрын

Sir final price, best price,take it and go,take it ....and go

@drsolar 4 жыл бұрын

That explains why the Indians are comfortable driving in Nigeria

@jideabiaka 4 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@prakashs7286 3 жыл бұрын

Oh Indians are comfortable driving anywhere. Since they have got experience of driving on Indian roads.

@Saudi_in_an_audi 4 жыл бұрын

I’m from Saudi Arabia this guy makes my laugh hard even in my sad days

@nkja8615 4 жыл бұрын

How many Filipinos you got?

@nikhilarora2526 4 жыл бұрын

@@nkja8615 🤣🤣🤣👌

@nah9116 4 жыл бұрын

Ben Dover 😆 LOL

@ankitaaarya 4 жыл бұрын

@@nkja8615 hahahaa

@jayanths1221 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't KZfaq banned in Saudi?

@singharpan9859 4 жыл бұрын

"create-a-lane" is the most accurate thing I have ever heard 🤣🤣

@moodylad2033 4 жыл бұрын

This clip is old and has been used... *"Take it, and go"*

@mistrjt9213 2 жыл бұрын

His Filipino accent is spot on!

@itsaashish 4 жыл бұрын

In India if you see an open space, take it and go. So true.😂😂🤣

@worosalim6866 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@parthkhandar7530 4 жыл бұрын

Aaandd it ends with India, coz it's just not complete unless it ends this way. Delicious delivery as always! Much love Russel from India.

@PulkitMeena 4 жыл бұрын

Still fresh 💯

@jobgraza7622 4 жыл бұрын

"Dont touch my puwet, sir" that had me hahahahahahahhaha

@woodmanbeingreasonable 4 жыл бұрын

I know BUTTTTTT

@doodledude1976 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i wanna see you make new ones.

@cvb0607 4 жыл бұрын

We need you back! Make more videos. You’re the best and I’ve never laughed as hard as I do when I watch you!

@yummychicken1239 4 жыл бұрын

Fluffy and Russel Peters both uploading throwbacks on the same hour?? 😮😮

@youisstupid2586 4 жыл бұрын

Lol every race has a cameraman to get the specific races reaction.

@christinenayshsuarez6046 4 жыл бұрын

"Create a lane." "Take it and go" 😂👌

@ajhafiz 4 жыл бұрын

2019 and still Take it and go has me in splits...

@eshk3926 4 жыл бұрын

Yo Russell keep uploading ; love this

@amalzuhair4495 4 жыл бұрын

Most Arab millennials they’re Filipino nannies are more like mothers to them as their mothers were usually traveling or shopping. It’s not surprising for a 28 year old to have his Filipino nanny still around now taking care of his kids like her grandchildren.

@James-bn6lg 4 жыл бұрын

amal zuhair I hope those nannies are well taken care of because most of them are trafficked in illegally by gangs under false pretenses. The slave trade in Arab countries is ridiculous and goes against Allah

@amalzuhair4495 4 жыл бұрын

James I won’t lie while stories of abuse are quiet prevalent and when you sit to talk to most of them they likely have a story or two about bad experiences with sponsors but in the entire time I was in school I’ve only seen one Arab girl who openly admitted to hitting her maids and the others would usually scold her for it. Most of them adored their nannies and even as high school seniors you’d see the nannies come to pick them up and they’d be chatting happily away like mother and child.

@angtatayrommel5484 4 жыл бұрын

And they should appreciate what they are doing imagine a women leaving her children to take good care of other kid ? So that she could feed her own ... its a sacrifice she needs to do? Inorder to give her children a good future ? And making fun of the filipino women being abuse by some people is not a joke .... for you to make money you need to spit that ? Come on ..... and about the accent its not even close ? Making fun of us because we are using the word sir or maam ? Its called respect... we called you sir because we respect you .... but now if you come back in our country we should address you as bumbay .... MAG PA 5-6 ka nalang amoy sibuyas

@MelBee128 2 жыл бұрын

I love when he does accents. They are all spot on!

@___David___Savian 4 жыл бұрын

I'm an American that loves Russell Peter's concerts. Who else is binge watching Russell concert clips for the next hour ??

@AppuAppu-jx7zu 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Indian ,I didn't even sleep a whole night And still continuing to watch. I should end now.

@nikalog 4 жыл бұрын

And when he said to one of the audience, "You OWN a few Filipinos back home." He may be referring to domestic helpers in Saudi but just to remind you that they are not "things" to be "owned." Such an insensitive remark.

@amberlamperouge716 4 жыл бұрын

Hypocrite asshole

@KING-ri2vs 4 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of 'sarcasm' ? Many Saudis and Arabs from UAE consider that they "own" the filipinos. That's what Russel was trying to show.

@myreissilly 4 жыл бұрын

Well boys, we found a fucking snowflake

@xtreme1412 4 жыл бұрын

Pinoy pride? You guys weak as fuck, cant even take a joke. Fking softie

@barbatvs8959 4 жыл бұрын

THen report him for hate speech since to libtarded youtube, anything is hate speech if it offends someone, which means ANYTHING can be hate speech.

@cortexius181 4 жыл бұрын

I love how accurate the accent he makes on his impression

@jadensmith290 4 жыл бұрын

gungineer TF2 This shows you havent been listening to real accents

@gurlrockz31 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Russell for the tbt. I miss you. It was an honor to see you live in person 😁

@danielanderson2781 4 жыл бұрын

I’m trying to see the entire concert - the one that was recently in Dubai at Pepsi stadium

@cjtvaguas 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Anderson I have the full video if u go to china they have youku and I can sit comedy there full videos and sitcoms like friends,Big Bang theory and others.

@joanpashinsky-greve8760 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t get enough of Russell my face hurts from laughing😂🤣

@detoutsurtout 4 жыл бұрын

I adore Russell ! Bravo !

@chocowacko8477 4 жыл бұрын

Our medium of communication in school is English. We were invaded & colonized by Americans. So we somehow acquire their cultures & language. Our alphabets are almost the same with America. Our curriculum is somehow base in American teachings.

@azimvirani7866 4 жыл бұрын

Le- You made us wait way too long man... Russell - take it and go...

@THEGRUMPY_GRU 4 жыл бұрын

This is So relevant. Theres a fillipino Guy at my workplace who told me about books in the Workshop eventually I found out he was talking about 'Box' .

@Ghost-of-Reach 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, "not books, boox"

@chocowacko8477 4 жыл бұрын

The truth is people tend to have that kind of accent or intonation. Because sometimes we wanted to stoop down to your level. Otherwise you won’t understand us.

@GeorgeNoX 4 жыл бұрын

i miss your videos, such a nice throwback here. Always having a good laugh

@AlaskanAndie 4 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe!!! They ARE very cute and sweet with their cute little accents!?!

@capdink 3 жыл бұрын

The whole green card tour was hell funny. Damn it’s been so long.

@MasterKoala777 4 жыл бұрын

His pseudo-Filipino accent is spot on.

@acechoi6170 4 жыл бұрын

L Monty nope. he sounds like the typical bumbay 😂

@Cittamatra 4 жыл бұрын

@@acechoi6170 Nope. It's spot on.

@angtatayrommel5484 4 жыл бұрын

L Monty no its not spot on it sounded like you

@nikalog 4 жыл бұрын

nope. other foreign comedians do it a lot better.

@hbffcghhfgggggbf 4 жыл бұрын

Really happy to see you back after such a long time...ohh wait.. I mean not only happy but more than happy...i just can't express how I'm feeling right now after watching your new uploaded video 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍

@harryking2088 4 жыл бұрын

The ‘create a lane’ is a worldwide system. I ve seen it in Vietnam, China, Laos... :)))

@shagufthahaider4911 4 жыл бұрын

His Arab and filipino accent just nails it every time

@pinoysariyadh5542 4 жыл бұрын

we filipinos, we love to take a bath everyday..period..how about you?

@satyanarayandebbarma2089 4 жыл бұрын

Hey man long time!!!

@swarnimad7051 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more with u on the 'create a lane'...It's absolutely true...And never seems to change....🤣😂🤣🤣

@pranavkesari-dm227 4 жыл бұрын

Loved your show in pune on 1st October, visit more often, we love you

@ondrejpalata8979 4 жыл бұрын

lol I can relate to the pronunciation thing, my wife is Filipina and sometimes I need to ask her 3 times :-D Anyway great to see that you are uploading videos again!

@NK-fl4ox 4 жыл бұрын

The way he said "create a lane" 😂

@ajaybal8070 4 жыл бұрын

perfect throwback thursday

@IronHart_ 4 жыл бұрын

That's a old clip, but happy to see this channel active again ^_^

@marksuckerburg3051 4 жыл бұрын

"Any Filipinos in the house tonight"

@duf2 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. As a Saudi woman i assure you that i’ve got 2 at the house.

@NVN___ 4 жыл бұрын

@@duf2 hahhah..dead

@dhonmarcelino 4 жыл бұрын

Yes Im here! And I felt its not a joke anymore! To earn money by simply using someone is not fair. If I/we Filipinos will make fun with Indian accent, slangs, enunciation etc., I bet this biryani guy cannot absorb such joke! One thing I can give you an example, why is it that English account contact centers in India had transfered to the Philippines? A simple answer..... because of an Indian accent no matter how they wil hide it!

@hmm7458 4 жыл бұрын

@@dhonmarcelino bro he even make fun of India itself... And still if you feel offended i as a fellow Indian apologize

@manrejess3975 4 жыл бұрын

@@dhonmarcelino offended? dude why so sensitive with a humorous joke? I'm a filipino and I don't find it offensive.

@farisasif1260 4 жыл бұрын

He just doesn't spare anyone 😂😂 completely destroyed as to what appears a decent filipino guy. Poor lad 😂

@unidentified6951 4 жыл бұрын

Finally! One more video... After a whole generation passed away...

@pyarkaaloo 4 жыл бұрын

Jum Thinks 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Phtephknee Жыл бұрын

“How many Filipinos did you have growing up?” And he said 2! 😂 i died laughing.

@perqhs3634 4 жыл бұрын

Omg i missed your videos

@scottpool4777 4 жыл бұрын

Namumno ang Pilipinas🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

@zarakikon6352 4 жыл бұрын

Had'nt seen this bit yet but very funny as usual 😆😆🤣🤣👍. Would love to see some new material Russell.

@ClusterHeadSurvivor 4 жыл бұрын

nicely done as always, and looking trim again bro

@Lex-qq8zg 4 жыл бұрын

Vancouver Grizzlies!

@chocowacko8477 4 жыл бұрын

In meeting people we don’t want to offend anybody. And we would like to give a good impression of hospitality .Though it sounds funny to you. You just listen for those seems incorrect grammar and pronunciation. Some of us somehow tend to express our warm welcome in that way. Without being grammatically correct. Which you don’t deserve. Because you don’t feel our deep emotions & respect to any people.

@angtatayrommel5484 4 жыл бұрын

Choco Wacko i aggree... we usually use sir and maam its a sign of respect .... what do you want to be called ? anyways you have been to our country treated you well ... if calling you sir is an insult ? Wow then what kind of people are you next time you go back people should address you asshole ...

@MrTubeStuck 4 жыл бұрын

oh gawd... snowflakes everywhere!!! Grow a pair, you guys can't take a light jab but go full blown berserk slandering all the races in your country. Hypocrites

@oekfoh8684 4 жыл бұрын

Southern Philippines have create a lane too, and also taking over incoming traffic in the event of roadworks or accidents

@HongFeiBai 4 жыл бұрын

More please. Woo!

@VQSeries 4 жыл бұрын

This guy has me in tears!

@craftman780 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say "If you see an open space... Go nicely."

@gaijinph 4 жыл бұрын

i always loved watching his specials in youtube, but when i saw a billboard saying he had a show in the Philippines the day before, i was upset. why didn't I hear about this 😭😭😭

@dreadog6425 3 жыл бұрын

We have Create - a - lane also in Jamaica. Traffic lights are optional also.

@Nimpha-Hose 4 жыл бұрын

There's thousands of Indians too that are own by some middle eastern people, if that's how he address the OFW's in middle East.

@Nimpha-Hose 3 жыл бұрын

@@dm9166 I've been to India and saw a bunch of rats in the airport running around hehehehe in fairness some area are nice and beautiful just the historical area. I used to lived in the middle east and we did have some Indians that works as maids and construction workers, including some professionals. You can't try to elevate your race better than the other, you do have some people from your country who works as maids and construction workers just like some Filipinos or other race.

@IrenaDeacon 4 жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I watch him I laugh too much he's just one of the greatest in the history of comedy

@2-old-Forthischet 4 жыл бұрын

"Take it and go........." They learned that from the drivers in Rowland Heights, CA.

@annemaze7056 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't touch my pwet, Sir🎵" Lmao I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thangjamboriskhanganba3588 4 жыл бұрын

"India has a system create a lane. If u see a space take it and go " 🤣🤣... That's absolutely true

@jessicasarmiento2378 4 жыл бұрын

Filipinos are famous,jokes can make people laugh.Fair enough.

@elche752 4 жыл бұрын

NO FILIPINOS ARE NOT FAMOUS,

@jervyjervy7957 4 жыл бұрын

@el che not famous?

@elche752 4 жыл бұрын

@@jervyjervy7957 filipinos are not famous, famous for what? normal like all people

@jervyjervy7957 4 жыл бұрын

How about Manny Pacquiao? Isnt he a Filipino?

@jervyjervy7957 4 жыл бұрын

Some of Filipino's are FAMOUS. I ddnt say im Famous. Did i say i am famous? You Psycho?

@Spinko7128 3 жыл бұрын

The Filipino English accent is so spot on

@nelyapinlive 4 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaah! New video from Mr. Pidor ha-ha-ha!

@Nxthxn.3 4 жыл бұрын

I want to see this guy in Impratical Jokers

@NatsuDragneel07 4 жыл бұрын

OMG...me too!

@Nxthxn.3 4 жыл бұрын

@@NatsuDragneel07 he kinda reminds me of Joe lol

@namelessvermillion8188 4 жыл бұрын

nxthxn x yes Indian joe haha

@paranoidandroid6942 4 жыл бұрын

@@NatsuDragneel07 OM-GUT

@ItzGachanais 4 жыл бұрын

"if you see an open space" it sounds like gru from the movie "minions" :0

@srikanthravinder8747 4 жыл бұрын

Kabayan..... salamath, sigi sigi, po, kuyyaa..... i know some of these Filipino words

@paoboysingson6492 4 жыл бұрын

So true about the create a lane😂😂😂 I did it sometimes or say most of the times

@akshaye4600 4 жыл бұрын

"Take it and go"

@ManveerSingh-gr4rf 4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@incredibleindians4872 4 жыл бұрын

After so long ♥️

@FernandoSchulman 4 жыл бұрын

So true! Even if it is on the wrong side of the road.

@maridaneangelline737 4 жыл бұрын

Guy lost his touch

@erwintan4746 4 жыл бұрын

what do u mean, it is old clip, maybe ur preference changed

@R9000S 4 жыл бұрын

He just makes race jokes. It gets old

@mongrel_97 4 жыл бұрын

somebody gonna get a hurt!

@reactionbhai7128 4 жыл бұрын

If you see an open space" take it and go🤣🤣🤣

@farabarz6083 2 жыл бұрын

Russell we née more new videos. I have seen ur videos over and over again.

@Leela_ya_Maaya 4 жыл бұрын

We Indians taking insults as joke 😂.

@kulveerrajpurohit8070 4 жыл бұрын

Na as pride

@Averagebum21 4 жыл бұрын

Lightoflight That’s good. Filipinos take jokes as insults.

@ryanbappy 4 жыл бұрын

*superpower by 2 months*

@wakeupandlive2942 4 жыл бұрын

@@Averagebum21 fuck you

@pinoysariyadh5542 4 жыл бұрын

we filipino, we take a bath 2 - 3x a day..how about you?lol

@zevmarquez8299 4 жыл бұрын

Delhi has better traffic than Manila this 2019.

@Nilai3Value6 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome back bro -From Malaysia Please make a video about My country. :-)

@ashishagarwal495 4 жыл бұрын

i wasn't laughing but then that last line made me laugh ...if you see some open space..take it and go..hahahaha..so true man

@rasulsulaiman2457 4 жыл бұрын

Russel : You filipino bro? Also Russel : have u been to the Philippines?

@FC-hj9ub 4 жыл бұрын

Lots of children of immigrants have never been back to their parents' place of origin

@rasulsulaiman2457 4 жыл бұрын

@@FC-hj9ub solid points

@daisyrhey150 4 жыл бұрын

You sound like Indian more than Filipino accent hahaha. At least we don't pronounce "K" as Ek 😂

@azizazlimie 4 жыл бұрын

please upload more often

@communist-hippie 4 жыл бұрын

I've been hangover and ridden taxi in manila. If you know the traffic, and I'll tell you my driver drove against the traffic in times. You know it was kind of wild

@KING-ri2vs 4 жыл бұрын

*Strangely this clip when it was uploaded 5-6 years back on a different channel didn't have this much of hate. But now all the pinoys are so butthurt that it's making me ponder that is our humor sense on a decline ?* 🤔