Truth there is in those words, young Jazzwalker.

clara sanchez. *leaves own funeral* wait I have a concert today I can't die

That's probably what will happen at my funeral.

clara sanchez Oh my god that is so accurate

clara sanchez 👏👏👏👏👏

*one or two people raise hand* (me)

Pikunion same

I was in Marching Band so i did

Director: So who knows what practice is? Band: . . .

Mediocre Music me:*raises hand* band director:no one ok! time to review the notes!

@Hogwarts Tutor actually everything

@Infinite the Illusionist HT you have a separate camp for color guard?!? Lucky

@Infinite the Illusionist HT that makes sense, my school doesn't do Winter Guard so I kind of forgot it was a thing

I didn't and it was a big mistake

This. This is so freaking accurate.

Still playable

ME TOO!!!!

The opposite is true for oboists tho *reed slightly chips* Welp, I can't use this anymore.

AnneDoesArt same

United Airlines love your profile pic ^J^

There is truth in those words, young Jazzwalker.

Keilana Singh *Gets disintegrated* *Pulls particles together* Sorry, I have band.

True, my role model will be the death of me. He tried to march with his bass only a couple months after breaking his knew, and much, much more

Keilana Singh I feel MCR vibes omg

F

F

F pay respects for the poor kid

I thought that was just a myth

HONEY, WHERE'S MY MOUTH PIECE

Cancerous bull shit And all else *holds hand up as grim reaper comes at me* uh hang on picks up my instrument* i have band. can you wait for like, and hour? thanks 😂

Lies. You bring your ghost to band if you're dead. NO EXCUSES :

even in death we still get to the concert, because once you're in band... *there is no way out*

Cancerous bull shit And all else or band camp

Cancerous bull shit And all else JUST WALK IT OFF

ayeee I'm a clarinet player and I'm in RavenClaw ;D

Rylee the Ravenclaw lol

Woohoo! Clarinet!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! #CLARINETLIFE4EVER

#clarenet4life

also these are so true

Sam Andy Yes they are. I play bari sax btw.

Omg same 😂😂

Sam Andy ommgg sammee

saaaame

Kpop Derps we have it during school as an elective

Giantsfangotswag so does everyone else. but if you're in even the slightly decent band you'll have band after school too.

Ting Zhang well when you cant get a high note the teachers like, practice!!!!! 💢💢💢💢💢

Seer Queer same

Ting Zhang same, and even I do it 😂

I know. Band camp was 8 hours a day

@@Alex-gu7je my band is 12 hours a day for a week but it's so much fun

dude I missed going to Arizona for one too😂

Is it weird I’m looking forward to my next band camp I can’t wait to show up all the freshmen

Same. My cousin was getting married but it was UIL day. So rip.

*Pulls Tuba out of casket*

*Pulls sheet music out of casket*

*pulls stand out of casket*

*Pulls tuner out*

*Pulls Flute case out of the casket*

Cms7899 ITS SO TRUE

Cms7899 ikr my band teacher calls it : the magic band pencil and whenever he makes us write stuff everyone is digging in their backpacks lol

The sectional thing is second lmao

Cms7899 yep

@me

So me... and I'm a female trumpet O.o

It'sJustJulie me too

Sierra T. Woahhh What??? I'm a female trumpet and my name is Sierra T. Omg

alright. omg that's crazy 😂

samme😂

I'm doing it today

Epicwolf3255 ikr

Me too

I've done it soo many times. Well in our defense all the athletes, cheer leaders, and all them do the same.

I had a near death experience involving a car accident on the way to practice. I couldn't stand because my knee was hurt, but I still wanted to go to practice.

The thing about marching band is you can never be sure if its spit or water.

y’all ever had band camp 11 hours a day cause that’s uh. fun

Same but I had it for 12. Three days in a row.

I had pre band camp which was 9 hours for 5 days and then we go off to away band camp where it's 12 hours for 6 days

off*

Rain The Budgie Kids congratulate themselves after every band practice for about a hour or So after they’ve played, to say they know they’re going to make it big.

*legend has it he reached band*

Teacher asked why you didn't do your homework YOU: ... I'M IN BAND( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hubberducky same here

Well there wasn't a triangle so...

hubberducky I watched it so many times

Cowbell is the best😂

hubberducky you need more FUCKING COWBELL

honestly though. My director gave us sectionals to practice an audition he'd given us, best day ever.

What is sectionals i am not in band.

It’s when a section or several sections(clarinet section, saxophones, etc) split off from the rest of the band to work on something like a tricky part in the music.

Ikr

@@Enewt856 it is where the instruments split into groups to practice

Had the opposite in band camp

Same here but with the french horn

ThePsychicClarinetist no the vid really isn’t we’re not stupid the most accurate one was the I have band part

@@voltminecraft4358 Well, the video was accurate to my Marching Band experience. Didn't know a different experience makes someone stupid. Thank you for informing me. 🙃

@Your local drarry Shipper Yo facts, the trumpets in my marching band were always uber loud too. They sound good but can other instruments be heard please? Flutes and Clarinets are much harder to hear in a Marching Band setting, but I think the flutes in my band were still louder than the clarinets. 😂😅

omgs that is literally this girl in my class that plays the alto saxophone! she literally gets a new reed like every two days istg

My teacher makes me play trumpet parts even though I'm tenor sax like *L A D* i am not that good

tenor sax is pretty *L* *I* *T* I play it myself

Nostromo I'm the only Banana here >:0

omar martinez There can only be one...

Nostromo NOOOOOO

You are a true hero

we flutists just mess around

maddie dun. we pretend our flutes are shotguns

+xRebecckahx we pretend our baritones are bazookas, rocket launchers, or cannons. We're weird

Comarox I’m in orchestra and we r always messing around in sectionals

I agree I'm in percussion too

We really are lol. Like, cymbals have a thing after halftime performances where we stand in a circle, play our cymbals on our neighbor's cymbals, and hum a weird toon. We call it "The Summoning". We also flung baby powder at everyone once uniforms were taken off.

The whole band thing is a cult.

For my band, the pit percussion is a whole entire cult 💀

Bookworm87 IKR. #Clarinet

Bookworm87 I can't experience it because I play the flute 😕

Windows Vista same I play flute too

Bookworm87 I hate the taste of a new Reed (I play bari sax :3)

Brass master race

I am one of two people that play the tuba in my band and people still don't know that it's mine even though the other kid never loses anything ._.

+Teagan Griffith xD

I remember one time I found my mouthpiece in the horn of my saxophone X''D

***** Lol I'm lazy so I keep my neckstrap on the saxophone :p

Does anyone have a pencil

Im a junior and still haven't made first chair lol. Imma fail on purpose until I get first chair and or section leader

mine is set 17... 50 yards in 12 counts.... AAAGH!

+Zachary Vickers oh lord that sounds like a nightmare

Our band got kicked out of band camp a long time ago. Something to do with firecrackers under a cabin, I think.... I'm going to miss Marching band

Sierra Aw. :( That's sad.

Wait woah all our band does is have band camp at our school

Kayleb Rood Really? Oh, we go on trips. This year we're hitting up California for the Rose Parade. Usually we just go to other parts of Texas. We did apparently go to Hawaii and Canada at some point, but that was before I was in high school.

We marched in a Disney parade last year, it was amazing. Band kids+12 hours in a charter bus= no sleep and all four parks in three days. I barely remember it. But just band kids at disney world... ah memories

My band director told us a story of a sixth grader who decided to drop his baritone mouthpiece in the bell... and then couldn't get it out. But yeah, whenever someone got their instrument stuck, it was always hilarious.

@@arceus9905 oh my god

When our band directors are not there the marching band conductors (senior students) run the class instead of calling in a sub. Basically, they just ask everyone what pep song we want to play and we do that. I'm wondering if any other band does this because after reading your comment I realized that most bands probably get subs...

@@greenfrog2891 I've actually hadn't have a sub in my band class for two years...

I love that story so much 🤣🤣

Amanda Sproull i know everyone calls me squidward😂

Im a Clarinet to and my name is liliy they call me Skuilly i hate it so much like da fuaq

the only reason I chose to play the clarinet was because of squidward so I'm never offended when people call me that lol

I was Squidward from 6th-8th grade

YESSSSS OML IT MAKES MEBSO MAD. MY DAD TOLD MY COUSIN THAT IM SQUIDWARD

Lmao same. I even locked my friend in her locker with my lock and forgot my combination..heh

At end of last year, a bunch of kids in my class did the same thing

I got in there with my boyfriend one time 😏

Our "seven minutes in heaven" was in a low brass locker 👏

i mean, who hasn't sat in a low brass locker with their crush because of a truth or dare game

Whoa that be weird and cool to see this then.

Where that school at?

It's in Minnesota

Wait is this connected to BMS

i'd love to hear this story

i tried that on my secton leader 3 years ago and then he apponted me as section leader when he graduated.

Same

"Elementary School Band"

+Jacob Amoss nah in Highschool marching band we still make joke

We were talking about that today... And we're in high school oh and no horse radish is not an instrument either

+The Watcher in High school still make that joke

+Turtle chip Mckinnie what's wrong with elementary band? .-. explain.

sounds about right

Felt

@Lyla Laycre Yay!! I found another marching band swimmer!!! But it does make for a stressful life.

Yes I can relate. I am in band and because I am blind doing my homework and other assignments does take a while. So I often times I do get behind in classes but end up making up the work whenever I get a chance. And I have teachers who are very accommodating but yes band really does take up a lot of your time. But most people in band do it because we like making music and we enjoy it. I can’t speak for everyone though

Flutes FTW!

I wraps my pencil in cloth and put it in my head joint so I wouldn't losing it. If you forgot your pencil, you got to sight read for the class.

I play flute !

heh i play trumpet

Saxophones are the one true instrument. We will build the Saxter Race.

maddie dun. ok....

maddie laccohee Ewwww!!! (=´∀｀)

I almost did that once....

We call flute grease Flute Lube

My sister did that to my cork grease *facepalm*

No

We had music that had the cowbell in it, and the percussionist wouldn't give us enough sound, so we would scream at her "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!!"

I don't care if my friends mess with my books and stuff...but the second they touch my flute, I go CRAZY

WOO FLUTE BUDDIES!

Can I be a flute buddy.?

FLUTE PLAYERS UNITE!

Whoohoo.!

Shows where your priorities is at, and how dumb u are...

You're awful

Ja'dasia Knowles what???

Reese F how am I awful??

@@leonathompson9898 you missed your own mother’s wedding bruh

Kamui Nagisa 😂😂😂SO TRUEEE

Kamui Nagisa "What do you mean, I'm piano?"

DJ Saihara The flute thing is toooo true

Luciel :3 wayzata is the best. Says a wayzata kid

Wayzata rocks

Same there are only 3 f horns including myself, it's not enough

+Fiery Soul yep there's only two bass clarinets including myself

lol same, I play bari sax and I'm just like get me once class is over I'll be in a practice room alone since I'm the only girl bari player!

og g lob

Me too except I don't swear. The other trumpet players drive me nuts.

Pencil check is less common but its really. Forget your pencil and pay the price

Catchphrase Awesomeness did he ever find his mouth piece? I'm worried for him

+sariyah i guess probably under his chair...

stealthheartocarina z Honestly!

Brandon Deets No!

My friend jason is so that kid.

I have a trombone , it doesn't come with a mouthpiece. I sometimes forget my mouthpiece

I mean I have a trombone case

Umm no, have you seen my tenor sax mouthpiece?? ANYONE??

i nearly died, i play Euphonium and this is best thing. Have you ever seen the video all about the baritone?

+Bryce McCoy I play euphonium as well ;)

I play Euphoniummmmmm

ɢɪᴛ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ

Anne Allison ᴇᴜᴘʜᴏɴɪᴜᴍɪᴜᴍs

EXACTLY I hate it when the valves if my trumpet get stuck!

Ethan Jarskey you mean WHO HAS HOLY WATER

CAN I WATERFALL FROM ANYONE

Karkat Vantas I would say that but all my friends are in band so they would know the schedule.

McKeand Strong his family are probably cacti

One squeak: "I need a new reed." *replaces reed* Squeaks again: "I think this one's chipped too..." x1000

ayy clique

Bailey Paris Lucky I start in 7th grade

I'm in eighth grade advanced band and idk much about marching band but I do know it's basically a cult so good luck

Same 7th grade band!

YESSSS

Ultimategamer87 omfgg "left. Left. LEFT. LEFT LEFT." and im just like "ok im POSITIVE that that is my left side who are they yelling at O.o"

thats like cadets😂

lyndsey massey ғʟɪᴘs ᴘᴇɴᴄɪʟ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ

h o n e s t l y

lyndsey massey I’m not in Color Guard but I have friends who are, and that is accurate.

lyndsey massey OMG SAMEEEEEEE

I thought my class was the only one?! XD

10 push ups if you don't have a pencil. #Bandcamp

Ace Wave Hahaha, my band had a lot of fantastic quotes like that. - “Right now you’re a one-ounce cupcake with fourteen pounds of strawberries on top.” - “If you put your hat in my spot, I will *cut* you.” - “WHERE IS THE FLAGPOLE?!” - “Shelby, your left foot is on your left side…” - “I was gonna wipe my eyes, then I realized I had spit on my hands.” - “Does the met say 156?” - “No, it’s 155!” - “Now?” - “157!” - “How about now?” “155!” - “One. Five. Six.” - “You didn't even change it!” - “Is it 156 yet?” - “No, it’s 154!” - “What was that?” - “Now it's 159!” - “Come on…” - “Okay, you’re good!” - "I am a flag poncho.” - “I wonder if it’ll help you if I shake the tuner.” - “In all my time in the band program, I have contributed two things: creating the ‘Hough course’ pun, and wearing a mattress.” - “If you value your hand, don’t do the Hey Song with him!” - “Flutes, it says ‘solo’ not ‘solo I can’t hear you’.” - “We’re gonna put a new dynamic in at measure 16. It's spelled N-O-T-H-I-N-G.” - “How did someone find out that putting a piece of wood on more wood made music?”

We play Sweet Caroline in marching band, so often times, one kid yells, “Sweet Caroline” and everyone else yells “BOM BOM BOMMMM!!!” (Also don’t forget how picky the percussionists get when someone plays the mallets.)

Also, you live near Carowinds? Holy heck, so do I LOL

I once lived relatively near Carowinds, Then I moved. Was a fun time in Carowinds!

OMG ALL OF THESE

or just flat out asking a freshman "where's your plume?"

+ThatWolfyGamer I fell for that so many times

Same

+ThatWolfyGamer why backwards when it could be upsidedown....alot of people in my band fell for that one too.

+Ian Bakaitis I've never heard of this...

honestly same

So true.