My shitpost uploads are getting progressively dumber by the month.Thanks to Calamitous for brainstorming the thumbnail, /u/Serothel for Memelord Lanza, and the Captain's voice actor Armen Taylor for being so god damn hilarious.
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@tinoser56924 жыл бұрын
Lyrics: *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* Don't you see? Then indulge me Let me tell you a story Two years we fought at the bottom of the sea That was no means of retreat A powerful boat, a powerful gun The three hundred men on this boat, gone! What we have to do is simple, to take the lives of the people Don't you see? It's a ritual, to end the lives of men It was for your sins, for your actions *laughs* The people I'm going to kill Deliverance! Imagine! Picture it! Salvation! Stop thinking so small (yes!) It's salvation on a a far grander scale (that's right!) Yes, completion is at hand! So load the next shell! Hear my words, open vents (yes sir!), make the next shot count! Yehah! I'm taking the lives of ten million And it's beautiful And it will be done with salvation *laughs* Alas you don't see Three Strikes Of course you wouldn't! Not a conflict, but rather a restoration of balance A judgement, of ten million *laughs* Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? Oh don't you see?! *laughs* *laughs* A powerful boat, a powerful gun Add to that lots of people and a precise aim Then sprinkle death over all of it And the formula is complete! Oh don't you see? One million, one million lives! If you wish to live, then you must take the lives of others! That is what makes it elegant! That is, true beauty *laughs* Like the pieces of a puzzle This is the submarine aircraft cruiser Alicorn, now we are ready to disarm We must save those souls that died chained to the prison of ethics Fools, completion is at hand! So load the next shell! Prepare for naval gunfire! Target is the osean capital of Oured! (yes sir!) (The next round is ready to fire) Well done To take the lives of 1 million people It's salvation on a far grander scale Come if you dare, Three Strikes... Do you see the lives being lost? What do you know of beauty? My fellow submariners, don't you see? The death of a million is a necessity! *laughs* Three Strikes, go die! You have permission to take off We have two shells to show you, two! For you have me on this boat with you (that's right!) Completion is at hand! So flood the aft trim tanks! Don't you see? If the gun won't move then we move the sub! That's it, crush their lives under the weight of your lead! I will not allow our perseverance to be desecrated! Three Strikes, you wanna take that crisp white sheet apart? That will be another few hundred lives taken It was for your sins, your actions and your dirty boots! *laughs* Urinal! *laughs* Boots, dirty boots! Salvation! (Salvation is now! Captain!) Commence firing!
@YTSirBlack4 жыл бұрын
Yes...
@paganizondacinquenfsedtn37053 жыл бұрын
I give many thanks!!!
@Dumbrarere3 жыл бұрын
"So? NOW WHAT?" "Hmm... It seems we're not done yet."
@aussie_mantis35073 жыл бұрын
sounds more like "Don't you see, Usea?" rather than "Don't you see, you see?"
@Dumbrarere3 жыл бұрын
@@aussie_mantis3507 Except Usea is pronounced far differently than that. Take a listen to it in game, you'll see what I mean.
@SeraphoftheRoundTable3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Torres was a playable captain in World of Warships. (When you sink an enemy ship) Torres: SALVATION!!!!!! (When you sink another) Torres: Beautiful! (and another) Torres: (evil laugh)
@robertolesiliatotacchini50233 жыл бұрын
When you fire "Picture it!" When you hit "Deliverance! " when you sink a ship "Salvation!"/"one million lives gone!"
@clownmatiastorres90073 жыл бұрын
Actually one does exist
@odsts66582 жыл бұрын
What
@odsts66582 жыл бұрын
@@clownmatiastorres9007 where do I get this I need this in my life
@clownmatiastorres90072 жыл бұрын
It’s a video, but there’s a link in the description
@its-amemegatron.95214 жыл бұрын
Torresposting is one of the best things to come from AC7.
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
S A L V A T I O N
@brentremington63713 жыл бұрын
Nukeposting?
@lesigh34103 жыл бұрын
69th like
@princesscadance1972 жыл бұрын
Shitposting? Nah. Torresposting? Ohhhh yeahhhhh
@galm2pixy6662 жыл бұрын
How about belkaposting?
@comebackkid12164 жыл бұрын
That part when mario had to stop bowser from nuking New Donk City was pretty intense
@wallyhuncho29984 жыл бұрын
Bana-na City.
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
That's the best part I would rate it S for sheets
@princesscadance1978 ай бұрын
@@matiastorres2190 Honestly now, how many of you Torres clones are there?
@princesscadance1972 жыл бұрын
I love how Torres, a man who’s a complete psychopath by any metric, has been made a massive meme in the community.
@FarmYardGaming Жыл бұрын
Torres did nothing wrong™
@princesscadance1978 ай бұрын
@@FarmYardGaming Torres did nothing wrong
@iexist26824 жыл бұрын
Torres: A powerful boat Me: Okay Torres: A powerful gun Me: mhm ok Torres: The 300 men on this boat Me: Understandable Torres: *G O N E* Me: *S A L V A T I O N*
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
YOU SEE DON'T YOU?
@darksim19303 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres2190 >
@Hyu2493 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres2190 am I gonna die?
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
@@Hyu249 Yes
@Hyu2493 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres2190 guess i'll die. Salvation
@kappatalism69694 жыл бұрын
I keep forgetting they called trigger a degenerate.
@LolMaNiAc934 жыл бұрын
Nickname : Degenerate
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
T R I G G E R IS
@satellight59253 жыл бұрын
Can't burn him at the stake so they burn him in his aircraft.
@princesscadance1972 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres2190 **Hands you a Alicorn submarine plush* What a grumpy little boy. I see someone needs their nap. Is someone tired and grumpy?
@dronz38812 жыл бұрын
A degenerate with a fox masot? Trigger is a fucking furry.
@josephhelgersonjoseph61154 жыл бұрын
Captain Torres if he were played by Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
@TudominotheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Captain Torres: The Alicorn Captain Doofenshmirtz: The Save-Ten-Million-Lives-inator!
@lucaskoring45004 жыл бұрын
**Voice cracks throughout** HEHEHEHE YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!
@cypher22074 жыл бұрын
CURSE YOU TRIGGER THE THREE STRIIIIIIKES
@its-amemegatron.95214 жыл бұрын
A flanker? PERRY THE FLANKER?
@nrgbladex76704 жыл бұрын
@@cypher2207 its CURSE YOU TRIGGER THE DUMBASS
@RedIntricacy3 жыл бұрын
I'm taking the lives of ten million! And it's 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵
@branislavradojevic78984 жыл бұрын
*The sound footage of Captain Torres singing while drunk and while celebrating the 10 million kill streak with fookin' nuke railgun.mp3*
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
I wasn't drunk I did it to protect the C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S from TRIGGERS DIRTY BOOTS
@its-amemegatron.95213 жыл бұрын
Someone mod the game when this songs plays on mission failure
@chaoskai1d64 жыл бұрын
Rated S for Salvation!
@nathanielestrada85984 жыл бұрын
Rated S for S H E E T S!
@redwho7634 жыл бұрын
THE DEATH OF MILLIONS IS A NECESSITY
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
These C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S have the means for S A L V A T I O N
@TheTber1232 жыл бұрын
"If you wish to live... Then you must TAKE THE LIVES OF OTHERS!" is a quote that unironically goes metal as hell I love it and I need more bangers like this
@SlyAceZeta4 жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME
@0mikr0n4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to quarantine, baby!
@TheLPRnetwork4 жыл бұрын
@@0mikr0n DON'T U SEE a million lives IN QUARANTINE.
@minecracktyler4 жыл бұрын
*Ya think*
@Net-Zone4 жыл бұрын
Keystone and I have a surprise for you buddy soon.
@0mikr0n4 жыл бұрын
@@Net-Zone And it will be done with SALVATION from beginning to end.
@ral_mp52594 жыл бұрын
They added alicorn skin to the rafale, now i can scream "Go! Rip the wings of that degenerate!" Everytime i'm playing multiplayer
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
S A L V A T I O N
@andreamaul16033 жыл бұрын
Time to commit a S A L V A T I O N
@elkevandalsen99514 жыл бұрын
And they call me crazy.
@phoenix11fx454 жыл бұрын
Eh, you just get a little....um....passionate...at times
@matthewmondragon20744 жыл бұрын
At least you use more your brains than Torres Scream
@enrique16ish4 жыл бұрын
No until Rage (Otto) is dead :
@larryfoulke31284 жыл бұрын
I called you last week and you are going to drop v2.
@LolMaNiAc934 жыл бұрын
YOU THINK I FORGOT YOU ? *Pull SU-30SM*
@Aw-ev1mv4 жыл бұрын
A powerful boot! A powerful gun! The 300 men on this boat: gone! What we have to do is simple: to take the lives of the people!
@lucaskoring45004 жыл бұрын
It's time to TAKE TEN MILLION LIVES! take TEN MILLON LIVES! or was it save 10 MILL-I-ON?
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
The plan WAS simple
@raichu04792 жыл бұрын
A dirty boot! A powerful gun! The crispness and whiteness of my sheets: gone!
@SleepyPopups.Unedited2 жыл бұрын
Rated S for *SALVATION* Edit: i just realized Trigger's ribbon says "degenerate"
@UltimaDoombotMK14 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Torres dancing to this for no reason.
Imagine being such a great voice actor that you turn a side character from a dlc into a memorable and actually pretty funny meme. Not to mention this is a great performance in general.
@Spectre-9073 жыл бұрын
Side character? Torres is the overarching villain of the whole dlc plot arc.
@princesscadance1979 ай бұрын
If anything, Scream and Rage are side characters, and even then, they’re still pretty significant
@phoenix11fx454 жыл бұрын
What kinda messed up over-the-top anime version of ace combat are we living in......
@airmanautismo.64814 жыл бұрын
Isn't over the top anime the normal version of ace combat?
@lucaskoring45004 жыл бұрын
*Erusean royal looking at this somewhere* 😐
@satellight59253 жыл бұрын
THE ONE I WANT TO LIVE IN
@goldensky3824 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh the "Don't you see, you see" line was BRILLIANT. I can't stop laughing at this 😂😂
@fedonia56104 жыл бұрын
This makes me want an Ace Combat 7 musical
@MinhLe-hq8un4 жыл бұрын
"What do you know of beauty?" (Shows this soundtrack)
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
S A L V A T I O N
@peepeepoopoo13564 жыл бұрын
A dope song with verses hotter than Choppers plane wreck
@cypher22074 жыл бұрын
Hotter than Hoffnung, that's for sure
@nrgbladex76704 жыл бұрын
hotter than when Belka tried running 3d eye mapping systems with a LAPTOP and wound up launching a nuke inside their own country
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
Controversial but ok
@plague65664 жыл бұрын
@@cypher2207 Controversial but ok
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
@@nrgbladex7670 Happen's to me all the time
@LolMaNiAc934 жыл бұрын
ALL IT NEEDS IS AN ANIMATION !!!!!! WITH THIS !!!!!! BEAUTIFUL !!!!!
@shuttlecrossing14334 жыл бұрын
It's a BIG MAZE. No, it's a big ORCHESTRAL SINGLE!
@0mikr0n4 жыл бұрын
No, DUMBASS! It's a BIG ENERGY MUSICAL!
@fedonia56104 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make an animatic of this
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
Yes
@futuregodkingoftheuniverse83813 жыл бұрын
I’m on it
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
@@futuregodkingoftheuniverse8381 A noble quest
@futuregodkingoftheuniverse83813 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres2190 As soon as I get enough ideas for scenes I'm hoping to start, I'm not the best animator but I could probably pull together something messy yet good
@Net-Zone4 жыл бұрын
You have done greatnesses !!!
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
Almost as good as C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S but trigger stepped on those
@Poorgeniu54 жыл бұрын
Idk who is more crazy, Gamestop's CEO or Matias Torres. Heck, I think they're equally crazy but Torres is welcomed back anytime to the series.
@lucaskoring45004 жыл бұрын
CEO is the crazyest at least Torres has his reasons!
@astracrits46332 жыл бұрын
Wait, what did the CEO of Gamestop do? I'm legitimately curious.
@YTSirBlack4 жыл бұрын
Betty: **becomes popular with the hate of Undertale fans for 4 years** Matias Torres: **becomes popular with his speech and becomes a singer in 1 year** After all, they are almost the same for the "restoration of humanity"
@CrazyBader4 жыл бұрын
Ace Combat: A Disney Musical
@KermitTheGamer214 жыл бұрын
Torres is literally just modern Frollo
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
Picture it
@_kyrii4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for some 1940's radio music. . . Grandma, I found it. . .
@adiarka45434 жыл бұрын
And of course it’s 4:20 mins long... N I C E
@HatTeamEpic2 жыл бұрын
I finished Ace Combat 7 on a stream tonight and I used this as an outro song. It was a time of SALVATION.
@cac_deadlyrang4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Coomer, DIO, and Captain Torres are the Meme God-Emperor Trio
@KermitTheGamer214 жыл бұрын
fun fact, Dio's VA is also Wiseman
@cac_deadlyrang4 жыл бұрын
KermitTheGamer and the briefing guy in Ace Combat Zero. And Germany from Hetalia.
@fallsky_192 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a perfect song to leave playing for tonight's sleep. The sweet, sweet sounds of SALVATION.
@skytheannur61683 жыл бұрын
This is why I love this fandom.
@ReaVen4434 жыл бұрын
A fine addition to my collection of meme music
@johngavin31803 жыл бұрын
If played at .75 playback speed it sounds like the insane ramblings of Mr. Crispy white sheets.
@romankaplan6664 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to replace Hero Of Comberth Harbour with this in the game's files.
@whiteangel20833 жыл бұрын
Why can I see him singing this while dancing around in the Alicorn, with party strobes lights and such going on...
@virgilio63493 жыл бұрын
2:11 I never thought the day would come I would say this but.. Cpt Torres does sound kind cute here.
@LolMaNiAc934 жыл бұрын
This is getting out of control... But.... ITS *BEAUTIFUL !*
@CamargoGamer4 жыл бұрын
That's Salvation is for.
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
CRISP white sheets = SALVATION
@mrkhaled50754 жыл бұрын
10 million minutes in quarantine plan
@marrqi7wini543 жыл бұрын
Man. 19 years.
@dieselelectricrazor3772 жыл бұрын
The audio manifestation of my latent schizophrenia
@BikiBop4 жыл бұрын
I'm showing this to my friend who hasnt play AC and he probably never will
@GENeralGremory2 жыл бұрын
Why did I only see this now... this is a hidden gem
@0mikr0n2 жыл бұрын
The algorithm hates me because I don't monetize and I refuse to say "CLICK ON THE SUBSCRIBE / BELL / UPDOOT" in every video like a hyperactive gerbil.
@rjcmannusgalm04234 жыл бұрын
ITS A BIG BEAUTIFUL MAZE!
@StrikeWyvern4 жыл бұрын
Urinal!
@LolMaNiAc93 Жыл бұрын
***COMMAND DUTY OFFICER, WHERE IS THE SURVIVORS !?***
@HD_5557 ай бұрын
Don't you see? You see Torres is spitting facts and oxymores😂😂😂
@killerofzombs1154 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I've ever heard!
@princesscadance1972 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I unironically think this is a banger? All sarcasm aside...
@Firebolt1934 жыл бұрын
How the hell does this work so well?!
@tallzombie123454 жыл бұрын
This video is like a big maze of feelings.
@animeneweablet2 жыл бұрын
Good lyrics. I love this song!
@baconmeister16363 жыл бұрын
I like how he randomly said urinal at the end
@0mikr0n3 жыл бұрын
In my mind's eye, I imagined the camera slowly zooming out from him like it was a musical, Torres grinning, arms outstretched wide in fanatical cackling fervor, his crew around him all laughing... And he suddenly shouts "URINAL!", causing a voice activated urinal to rise up from the deck immediately in front of him. You can hear the machine whine in the background if you listen. I was secretly hoping someone would SFM animate this, truth be told.
@SolitarySpade_Davon Жыл бұрын
@@0mikr0n this needs to happen, otherwise I ain't burning down osea.
@jivasche30294 жыл бұрын
If only Torres could get to his shooting spot, this is how he nuke Oured
@F-14VF1Wolfpack3 жыл бұрын
Seriously I Need a 10 hours version
@satellight59253 жыл бұрын
Quarantine? More like Solitary. I'm siding with Torres.
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
On your way to the Alicorn don't forget to bring the tactical nuclear shells
@satellight59253 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres2190Even better, I got an WMD. Three Strikes isn't ruining your crisp white sheets this time.
@matiastorres21903 жыл бұрын
Perfection, SALVATION on a far greater scale
@voidbow99644 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the sonar noise
@nrgbladex76704 жыл бұрын
you can make a religion out of this!
@scuttlefish46674 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest song ever
@smexyskelator32093 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong I think Torres had a point?
@professionalantichristhate5282 жыл бұрын
It'd be wrong if you didn't think he had a point
@ral_mp52594 жыл бұрын
Stop thinking so small its a odyssey on a far grander tour
@melothc.37082 жыл бұрын
He is absolute nuts. But a fun nuts.
@romanace34322 жыл бұрын
Those 4 dislikes are in need of SALVATION
@Coaster_F59PHI3 ай бұрын
We demand for Submarine Odyssey, of course with the rating of SALVATION!
@LolMaNiAc934 жыл бұрын
300 Likes, AND WE HAVE AN ALICORN CREW !!!!!!
@johnconner91494 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you use your imagination my fellow submariner!
@OmegaTaishu4 жыл бұрын
This is deliverance!
@lelouchjoestar10084 жыл бұрын
Don't you see?.. The truth beautiful? is here!.
@WonkyTonkBotty4 жыл бұрын
Perfect duration of 4:20!
@TheLegitAlpha4 жыл бұрын
Don’t have a Reddit Moment here please
@theaviator40314 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the full release of Ace Combat the musical
@Black_Blossom3 жыл бұрын
'Urinal'
@redwolf62483 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a musical segment from a Disney movie. lol
@AstralStar.4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@LizardLeliel2 жыл бұрын
Hey, would I be able to use this song for a video? I'd credit you in end cards and the description.
@0mikr0n2 жыл бұрын
Hey, go for it! Sounds like fun.
@strikefirst84643 жыл бұрын
brainstorming the thumbnail, I'm brainstorming thumbsnails
@oOKakarotOo3 жыл бұрын
0:36 that laugh cracks me up
@sayorisione88684 жыл бұрын
Hey can you extract the gamer girl from ace combat infinity’s voice lines? She and count trying to get the high score will make for a cute couple.
@carallon85894 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking laughing my ass off! Congratulations on the job ! Keep it up ! And glory to Torres.
@CamaroZ-tc1ff4 жыл бұрын
real people listen to this
@engineergaming21084 жыл бұрын
why do i unironically listen to this
@hieuuc25394 жыл бұрын
Man quarantine does strange shite to a person
@anscart29692 жыл бұрын
Say, Keystone: is it a coincidence that the video is 4:20 minutes long?
@the-er1wj4 жыл бұрын
Two years we fucked the bottom of the sea!
@Princess_Ruto4 жыл бұрын
Solitary's hittin different these days.
@tristen1513 жыл бұрын
Damm mckensy really be puttin the whole world in solitary
@nrgbladex76703 жыл бұрын
Damn. Well, mission 10 still exists
@scrappy07292 жыл бұрын
@@nrgbladex7670 Easy 1k points
@princesscadance197 Жыл бұрын
@@nrgbladex7670 Imagine if the game’s timeline bugged out, so Mission 10 takes place during Ten-Million Relief Plan, and Torres’s nuke somehow perfectly picks McKinsey’s C-2 right out of the sky.