Sub Marine Odyssey - A Matias Torres Story

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Sub Marine Odyssey - A Matias Torres Story

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My shitpost uploads are getting progressively dumber by the month.Thanks to Calamitous for brainstorming the thumbnail, /u/Serothel for Memelord Lanza, and the Captain's voice actor Armen Taylor for being so god damn hilarious.

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@tinoser5692 4 жыл бұрын

Lyrics: *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* Don't you see? Then indulge me Let me tell you a story Two years we fought at the bottom of the sea That was no means of retreat A powerful boat, a powerful gun The three hundred men on this boat, gone! What we have to do is simple, to take the lives of the people Don't you see? It's a ritual, to end the lives of men It was for your sins, for your actions *laughs* The people I'm going to kill Deliverance! Imagine! Picture it! Salvation! Stop thinking so small (yes!) It's salvation on a a far grander scale (that's right!) Yes, completion is at hand! So load the next shell! Hear my words, open vents (yes sir!), make the next shot count! Yehah! I'm taking the lives of ten million And it's beautiful And it will be done with salvation *laughs* Alas you don't see Three Strikes Of course you wouldn't! Not a conflict, but rather a restoration of balance A judgement, of ten million *laughs* Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? You see Don't you see? Oh don't you see?! *laughs* *laughs* A powerful boat, a powerful gun Add to that lots of people and a precise aim Then sprinkle death over all of it And the formula is complete! Oh don't you see? One million, one million lives! If you wish to live, then you must take the lives of others! That is what makes it elegant! That is, true beauty *laughs* Like the pieces of a puzzle This is the submarine aircraft cruiser Alicorn, now we are ready to disarm We must save those souls that died chained to the prison of ethics Fools, completion is at hand! So load the next shell! Prepare for naval gunfire! Target is the osean capital of Oured! (yes sir!) (The next round is ready to fire) Well done To take the lives of 1 million people It's salvation on a far grander scale Come if you dare, Three Strikes... Do you see the lives being lost? What do you know of beauty? My fellow submariners, don't you see? The death of a million is a necessity! *laughs* Three Strikes, go die! You have permission to take off We have two shells to show you, two! For you have me on this boat with you (that's right!) Completion is at hand! So flood the aft trim tanks! Don't you see? If the gun won't move then we move the sub! That's it, crush their lives under the weight of your lead! I will not allow our perseverance to be desecrated! Three Strikes, you wanna take that crisp white sheet apart? That will be another few hundred lives taken It was for your sins, your actions and your dirty boots! *laughs* Urinal! *laughs* Boots, dirty boots! Salvation! (Salvation is now! Captain!) Commence firing!

@YTSirBlack 4 жыл бұрын

Yes...

@paganizondacinquenfsedtn3705 3 жыл бұрын

I give many thanks!!!

@Dumbrarere 3 жыл бұрын

"So? NOW WHAT?" "Hmm... It seems we're not done yet."

@aussie_mantis3507 3 жыл бұрын

sounds more like "Don't you see, Usea?" rather than "Don't you see, you see?"

@Dumbrarere 3 жыл бұрын

@@aussie_mantis3507 Except Usea is pronounced far differently than that. Take a listen to it in game, you'll see what I mean.

@SeraphoftheRoundTable 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Torres was a playable captain in World of Warships. (When you sink an enemy ship) Torres: SALVATION!!!!!! (When you sink another) Torres: Beautiful! (and another) Torres: (evil laugh)

@robertolesiliatotacchini5023 3 жыл бұрын

When you fire "Picture it!" When you hit "Deliverance! " when you sink a ship "Salvation!"/"one million lives gone!"

@clownmatiastorres9007 3 жыл бұрын

Actually one does exist

@odsts6658 2 жыл бұрын

What

@odsts6658 2 жыл бұрын

@@clownmatiastorres9007 where do I get this I need this in my life

@clownmatiastorres9007 2 жыл бұрын

It’s a video, but there’s a link in the description

@its-amemegatron.9521 4 жыл бұрын

Torresposting is one of the best things to come from AC7.

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

S A L V A T I O N

@brentremington6371 3 жыл бұрын

Nukeposting?

@lesigh3410 3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@princesscadance197 2 жыл бұрын

Shitposting? Nah. Torresposting? Ohhhh yeahhhhh

@galm2pixy666 2 жыл бұрын

How about belkaposting?

@comebackkid1216 4 жыл бұрын

That part when mario had to stop bowser from nuking New Donk City was pretty intense

@wallyhuncho2998 4 жыл бұрын

Bana-na City.

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

That's the best part I would rate it S for sheets

@princesscadance197 8 ай бұрын

@@matiastorres2190 Honestly now, how many of you Torres clones are there?

@princesscadance197 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Torres, a man who’s a complete psychopath by any metric, has been made a massive meme in the community.

@FarmYardGaming Жыл бұрын

Torres did nothing wrong™

@princesscadance197 8 ай бұрын

@@FarmYardGaming Torres did nothing wrong

@iexist2682 4 жыл бұрын

Torres: A powerful boat Me: Okay Torres: A powerful gun Me: mhm ok Torres: The 300 men on this boat Me: Understandable Torres: *G O N E* Me: *S A L V A T I O N*

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

YOU SEE DON'T YOU?

@darksim1930 3 жыл бұрын

@@matiastorres2190 >

@Hyu249 3 жыл бұрын

@@matiastorres2190 am I gonna die?

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hyu249 Yes

@Hyu249 3 жыл бұрын

@@matiastorres2190 guess i'll die. Salvation

@kappatalism6969 4 жыл бұрын

I keep forgetting they called trigger a degenerate.

@LolMaNiAc93 4 жыл бұрын

Nickname : Degenerate

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

T R I G G E R IS

@satellight5925 3 жыл бұрын

Can't burn him at the stake so they burn him in his aircraft.

@princesscadance197 2 жыл бұрын

@@matiastorres2190 **Hands you a Alicorn submarine plush* What a grumpy little boy. I see someone needs their nap. Is someone tired and grumpy?

@dronz3881 2 жыл бұрын

A degenerate with a fox masot? Trigger is a fucking furry.

@josephhelgersonjoseph6115 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Torres if he were played by Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

@TudominotheGreat 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Torres: The Alicorn Captain Doofenshmirtz: The Save-Ten-Million-Lives-inator!

@lucaskoring4500 4 жыл бұрын

**Voice cracks throughout** HEHEHEHE YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!

@cypher2207 4 жыл бұрын

CURSE YOU TRIGGER THE THREE STRIIIIIIKES

@its-amemegatron.9521 4 жыл бұрын

A flanker? PERRY THE FLANKER?

@nrgbladex7670 4 жыл бұрын

@@cypher2207 its CURSE YOU TRIGGER THE DUMBASS

@RedIntricacy 3 жыл бұрын

I'm taking the lives of ten million! And it's 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵

@branislavradojevic7898 4 жыл бұрын

*The sound footage of Captain Torres singing while drunk and while celebrating the 10 million kill streak with fookin' nuke railgun.mp3*

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't drunk I did it to protect the C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S from TRIGGERS DIRTY BOOTS

@its-amemegatron.9521 3 жыл бұрын

Someone mod the game when this songs plays on mission failure

@chaoskai1d6 4 жыл бұрын

Rated S for Salvation!

@nathanielestrada8598 4 жыл бұрын

Rated S for S H E E T S!

@redwho763 4 жыл бұрын

THE DEATH OF MILLIONS IS A NECESSITY

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

These C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S have the means for S A L V A T I O N

@TheTber123 2 жыл бұрын

"If you wish to live... Then you must TAKE THE LIVES OF OTHERS!" is a quote that unironically goes metal as hell I love it and I need more bangers like this

@SlyAceZeta 4 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME

@0mikr0n 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to quarantine, baby!

@TheLPRnetwork 4 жыл бұрын

@@0mikr0n DON'T U SEE a million lives IN QUARANTINE.

@minecracktyler 4 жыл бұрын

*Ya think*

@Net-Zone 4 жыл бұрын

Keystone and I have a surprise for you buddy soon.

@0mikr0n 4 жыл бұрын

@@Net-Zone And it will be done with SALVATION from beginning to end.

@ral_mp5259 4 жыл бұрын

They added alicorn skin to the rafale, now i can scream "Go! Rip the wings of that degenerate!" Everytime i'm playing multiplayer

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

S A L V A T I O N

@andreamaul1603 3 жыл бұрын

Time to commit a S A L V A T I O N

@elkevandalsen9951 4 жыл бұрын

And they call me crazy.

@phoenix11fx45 4 жыл бұрын

Eh, you just get a little....um....passionate...at times

@matthewmondragon2074 4 жыл бұрын

At least you use more your brains than Torres Scream

@enrique16ish 4 жыл бұрын

No until Rage (Otto) is dead :

@larryfoulke3128 4 жыл бұрын

I called you last week and you are going to drop v2.

@LolMaNiAc93 4 жыл бұрын

YOU THINK I FORGOT YOU ? *Pull SU-30SM*

@Aw-ev1mv 4 жыл бұрын

A powerful boot! A powerful gun! The 300 men on this boat: gone! What we have to do is simple: to take the lives of the people!

@lucaskoring4500 4 жыл бұрын

It's time to TAKE TEN MILLION LIVES! take TEN MILLON LIVES! or was it save 10 MILL-I-ON?

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

The plan WAS simple

@raichu0479 2 жыл бұрын

A dirty boot! A powerful gun! The crispness and whiteness of my sheets: gone!

@SleepyPopups.Unedited 2 жыл бұрын

Rated S for *SALVATION* Edit: i just realized Trigger's ribbon says "degenerate"

@UltimaDoombotMK1 4 жыл бұрын

I just imagine Torres dancing to this for no reason.

@BugsyRanuel 4 жыл бұрын

Smile. Sweet. Sister. Sadistic. Surprise. Service. *SALVATION*

@lucaskoring4500 4 жыл бұрын

*SHEETS*

@BugsyRanuel 4 жыл бұрын

*DONT U SEE*

@null5909 4 жыл бұрын

Bagas Wicaksono *YOU SOLITARY NOW*

@lucaskoring4500 4 жыл бұрын

**PARDONS BAGAS**

@null5909 4 жыл бұрын

Lukedawoop oppdawoop HMM question can I SOD Osea?

@elnacho657 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being such a great voice actor that you turn a side character from a dlc into a memorable and actually pretty funny meme. Not to mention this is a great performance in general.

@Spectre-907 3 жыл бұрын

Side character? Torres is the overarching villain of the whole dlc plot arc.

@princesscadance197 9 ай бұрын

If anything, Scream and Rage are side characters, and even then, they’re still pretty significant

@phoenix11fx45 4 жыл бұрын

What kinda messed up over-the-top anime version of ace combat are we living in......

@airmanautismo.6481 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't over the top anime the normal version of ace combat?

@lucaskoring4500 4 жыл бұрын

*Erusean royal looking at this somewhere* 😐

@satellight5925 3 жыл бұрын

THE ONE I WANT TO LIVE IN

@goldensky382 4 жыл бұрын

Bruhhh the "Don't you see, you see" line was BRILLIANT. I can't stop laughing at this 😂😂

@fedonia5610 4 жыл бұрын

This makes me want an Ace Combat 7 musical

@MinhLe-hq8un 4 жыл бұрын

"What do you know of beauty?" (Shows this soundtrack)

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

S A L V A T I O N

@peepeepoopoo1356 4 жыл бұрын

A dope song with verses hotter than Choppers plane wreck

@cypher2207 4 жыл бұрын

Hotter than Hoffnung, that's for sure

@nrgbladex7670 4 жыл бұрын

hotter than when Belka tried running 3d eye mapping systems with a LAPTOP and wound up launching a nuke inside their own country

@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын

Controversial but ok

@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын

@@cypher2207 Controversial but ok

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

@@nrgbladex7670 Happen's to me all the time

@LolMaNiAc93 4 жыл бұрын

ALL IT NEEDS IS AN ANIMATION !!!!!! WITH THIS !!!!!! BEAUTIFUL !!!!!

@shuttlecrossing1433 4 жыл бұрын

It's a BIG MAZE. No, it's a big ORCHESTRAL SINGLE!

@0mikr0n 4 жыл бұрын

No, DUMBASS! It's a BIG ENERGY MUSICAL!

@fedonia5610 4 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to make an animatic of this

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@futuregodkingoftheuniverse8381 3 жыл бұрын

I’m on it

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

@@futuregodkingoftheuniverse8381 A noble quest

@futuregodkingoftheuniverse8381 3 жыл бұрын

@@matiastorres2190 As soon as I get enough ideas for scenes I'm hoping to start, I'm not the best animator but I could probably pull together something messy yet good

@Net-Zone 4 жыл бұрын

You have done greatnesses !!!

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

Almost as good as C R I S P W H I T E S H E E T S but trigger stepped on those

@Poorgeniu5 4 жыл бұрын

Idk who is more crazy, Gamestop's CEO or Matias Torres. Heck, I think they're equally crazy but Torres is welcomed back anytime to the series.

@lucaskoring4500 4 жыл бұрын

CEO is the crazyest at least Torres has his reasons!

@astracrits4633 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, what did the CEO of Gamestop do? I'm legitimately curious.

@YTSirBlack 4 жыл бұрын

Betty: **becomes popular with the hate of Undertale fans for 4 years** Matias Torres: **becomes popular with his speech and becomes a singer in 1 year** After all, they are almost the same for the "restoration of humanity"

@CrazyBader 4 жыл бұрын

Ace Combat: A Disney Musical

@KermitTheGamer21 4 жыл бұрын

Torres is literally just modern Frollo

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

Picture it

@_kyrii 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for some 1940's radio music. . . Grandma, I found it. . .

@adiarka4543 4 жыл бұрын

And of course it’s 4:20 mins long... N I C E

@HatTeamEpic 2 жыл бұрын

I finished Ace Combat 7 on a stream tonight and I used this as an outro song. It was a time of SALVATION.

@cac_deadlyrang 4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Coomer, DIO, and Captain Torres are the Meme God-Emperor Trio

@KermitTheGamer21 4 жыл бұрын

fun fact, Dio's VA is also Wiseman

@cac_deadlyrang 4 жыл бұрын

KermitTheGamer and the briefing guy in Ace Combat Zero. And Germany from Hetalia.

@fallsky_19 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a perfect song to leave playing for tonight's sleep. The sweet, sweet sounds of SALVATION.

@skytheannur6168 3 жыл бұрын

This is why I love this fandom.

@ReaVen443 4 жыл бұрын

A fine addition to my collection of meme music

@johngavin3180 3 жыл бұрын

If played at .75 playback speed it sounds like the insane ramblings of Mr. Crispy white sheets.

@romankaplan666 4 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to replace Hero Of Comberth Harbour with this in the game's files.

@whiteangel2083 3 жыл бұрын

Why can I see him singing this while dancing around in the Alicorn, with party strobes lights and such going on...

@virgilio6349 3 жыл бұрын

2:11 I never thought the day would come I would say this but.. Cpt Torres does sound kind cute here.

@LolMaNiAc93 4 жыл бұрын

This is getting out of control... But.... ITS *BEAUTIFUL !*

@CamargoGamer 4 жыл бұрын

That's Salvation is for.

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

CRISP white sheets = SALVATION

@mrkhaled5075 4 жыл бұрын

10 million minutes in quarantine plan

@marrqi7wini54 3 жыл бұрын

Man. 19 years.

@dieselelectricrazor377 2 жыл бұрын

The audio manifestation of my latent schizophrenia

@BikiBop 4 жыл бұрын

I'm showing this to my friend who hasnt play AC and he probably never will

@GENeralGremory 2 жыл бұрын

Why did I only see this now... this is a hidden gem

@0mikr0n 2 жыл бұрын

The algorithm hates me because I don't monetize and I refuse to say "CLICK ON THE SUBSCRIBE / BELL / UPDOOT" in every video like a hyperactive gerbil.

@rjcmannusgalm0423 4 жыл бұрын

ITS A BIG BEAUTIFUL MAZE!

@StrikeWyvern 4 жыл бұрын

Urinal!

@LolMaNiAc93 Жыл бұрын

***COMMAND DUTY OFFICER, WHERE IS THE SURVIVORS !?***

@HD_555 7 ай бұрын

Don't you see? You see Torres is spitting facts and oxymores😂😂😂

@killerofzombs115 4 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard!

@princesscadance197 2 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that I unironically think this is a banger? All sarcasm aside...

@Firebolt193 4 жыл бұрын

How the hell does this work so well?!

@tallzombie12345 4 жыл бұрын

This video is like a big maze of feelings.

@animeneweablet 2 жыл бұрын

Good lyrics. I love this song!

@baconmeister1636 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he randomly said urinal at the end

@0mikr0n 3 жыл бұрын

In my mind's eye, I imagined the camera slowly zooming out from him like it was a musical, Torres grinning, arms outstretched wide in fanatical cackling fervor, his crew around him all laughing... And he suddenly shouts "URINAL!", causing a voice activated urinal to rise up from the deck immediately in front of him. You can hear the machine whine in the background if you listen. I was secretly hoping someone would SFM animate this, truth be told.

@SolitarySpade_Davon Жыл бұрын

@@0mikr0n this needs to happen, otherwise I ain't burning down osea.

@jivasche3029 4 жыл бұрын

If only Torres could get to his shooting spot, this is how he nuke Oured

@F-14VF1Wolfpack 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously I Need a 10 hours version

@satellight5925 3 жыл бұрын

Quarantine? More like Solitary. I'm siding with Torres.

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

On your way to the Alicorn don't forget to bring the tactical nuclear shells

@satellight5925 3 жыл бұрын

@@matiastorres2190Even better, I got an WMD. Three Strikes isn't ruining your crisp white sheets this time.

@matiastorres2190 3 жыл бұрын

Perfection, SALVATION on a far greater scale

@voidbow9964 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the sonar noise

@nrgbladex7670 4 жыл бұрын

you can make a religion out of this!

@scuttlefish4667 4 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest song ever

@smexyskelator3209 3 жыл бұрын

Is it wrong I think Torres had a point?

@professionalantichristhate528 2 жыл бұрын

It'd be wrong if you didn't think he had a point

@ral_mp5259 4 жыл бұрын

Stop thinking so small its a odyssey on a far grander tour

@melothc.3708 2 жыл бұрын

He is absolute nuts. But a fun nuts.

@romanace3432 2 жыл бұрын

Those 4 dislikes are in need of SALVATION

@Coaster_F59PHI 3 ай бұрын

We demand for Submarine Odyssey, of course with the rating of SALVATION!

@LolMaNiAc93 4 жыл бұрын

300 Likes, AND WE HAVE AN ALICORN CREW !!!!!!

@johnconner9149 4 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you use your imagination my fellow submariner!

@OmegaTaishu 4 жыл бұрын

This is deliverance!

@lelouchjoestar1008 4 жыл бұрын

Don't you see?.. The truth beautiful? is here!.

@WonkyTonkBotty 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect duration of 4:20!

@TheLegitAlpha 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t have a Reddit Moment here please

@theaviator4031 4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the full release of Ace Combat the musical

@Black_Blossom 3 жыл бұрын

'Urinal'

@redwolf6248 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a musical segment from a Disney movie. lol

@AstralStar. 4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful.

@LizardLeliel 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, would I be able to use this song for a video? I'd credit you in end cards and the description.

@0mikr0n 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, go for it! Sounds like fun.

@strikefirst8464 3 жыл бұрын

brainstorming the thumbnail, I'm brainstorming thumbsnails

@oOKakarotOo 3 жыл бұрын

0:36 that laugh cracks me up

@sayorisione8868 4 жыл бұрын

Hey can you extract the gamer girl from ace combat infinity’s voice lines? She and count trying to get the high score will make for a cute couple.

@carallon8589 4 жыл бұрын

I'm fucking laughing my ass off! Congratulations on the job ! Keep it up ! And glory to Torres.

@CamaroZ-tc1ff 4 жыл бұрын

real people listen to this

@engineergaming2108 4 жыл бұрын

why do i unironically listen to this

@hieuuc2539 4 жыл бұрын

Man quarantine does strange shite to a person

@anscart2969 2 жыл бұрын

Say, Keystone: is it a coincidence that the video is 4:20 minutes long?

@the-er1wj 4 жыл бұрын

Two years we fucked the bottom of the sea!

@Princess_Ruto 4 жыл бұрын

Solitary's hittin different these days.

@tristen151 3 жыл бұрын

Damm mckensy really be puttin the whole world in solitary

@nrgbladex7670 3 жыл бұрын

Damn. Well, mission 10 still exists

@scrappy0729 2 жыл бұрын

@@nrgbladex7670 Easy 1k points

@princesscadance197 Жыл бұрын

@@nrgbladex7670 Imagine if the game’s timeline bugged out, so Mission 10 takes place during Ten-Million Relief Plan, and Torres’s nuke somehow perfectly picks McKinsey’s C-2 right out of the sky.