“you’ve wasted my time. you’ve wasted your time and you’re getting a zero” that brought back memories of my english teacher

Will: sees a bunch of things that can do complex rhythms and patterns “what is that gonna do for technology” Also Will: “WOAH SHARKS ON THE WALL”

WillNE: It’s cool, but it’s absolutely pointless, 2 Also WillNE: It’s pointless but it’s kinda cool, so 6

Chicken: has a hole in it because its insides were pulled out Will: iS tHeIr AsShOlEs ThAt BiG

*Machine draws cool circles* Will: “It looks nice but what’s the point” - Doesn’t even rate it *Man drops ring* Will:”WOAH THAT’S CLASS! GIVE THAT AN 8”

Ciaran really went all out on the editing, give him a raise will

Will: sees a a couple Lego treadmills, “ ITS A 10 !” Also will: sees anything that took years to research and make “ that’s absolutely rubbish!”

They made the omnidirectional treadmill look useless, but it lets you walk in VR, there is a VR headset on the top right, lmao

Will: sees any art ever “doesn’t do anything useful. Pointless. That’s a 0” Also Will: sees a 15cm Lego model “WOW doesn’t do anything but it’s a 10 from me” This was a rollercoaster of a video

Genuinely, surprised that this wasn't a Five Minutes Crafts video.

"I feel mugged off because It's making me want something" Isn't that the point of an ad?

Will: No points from me if it doesn't have a purpose Also Will: WOAH SHARKS!!!

Genuine good creation. Will-"has no purpose". Also will "wow cool sharks 9"

will: “but what’s the point in that, what’s that gonna do” also will: (sees green sharks) *THATS A 9 THAT*

Will: Here is something that can mimic human movement "how is that useful" Also will: Ring on a chain?? "You've done something there! I'll give it a 9"

It’s funny that he said Thomas Edison was fuming because someone stole the idea for a light when Thomas Edison also stole the idea for the light...just sayin

Someone: has a passion and enjoys making things Will: that’s absolutely stupid and a waste of time, why’d you even do that?

will: this serves no purpose I'll give it a 2 will 1 minute later: I really like these light up sharks! Look at its mouth! I'll give it a 9

Guy spends months engineering a new form of cycling: willne whats the point Guy has some light up sharks: willne I liKE tHaT

Will: sees something demonstrating physics “useless, you waisted your time!” Also will: “wow the ball stays in the water!”

Nothing activates my fight or flight more than Willne saying the question mark box is from crash bandicoot

Will on every cool invention: What has that contributed to the world? Will on light up sharks that use 70+ year old technology: That's class, I like that

will: *finds an exoskeleton that looks awesome and looks like it took years* meh it's okay also will: *finds some small paper towel that turns into soap* tHaTs cLasS

"I like science but let's use it for useful things, not pictures" Whoever came up with xrays, Mris, and 3d printing: 👁👄👁

So when’s the “I made an ASMR channel and nobody knew ft. Pyrocynical and ciarán” vid?

Willne: First we are going to start with my favourite invention Me: Wills costumes! Will: PAnTs

WillNE: UFC for transformers Me: Real Steel

The “floating phone one” mark rober and his friend de bunked it if anyone thinks it is real

I'm starting to think that Will just really hates art

'Genius Invemtions' Alternative title: 17 minutes of Will having mood changes while watching and rating a compilation of pointless crap that you could easily use without.

9:05 “why don’t people take these to, like, war” lmao 😂 💀

Will: sees a power up block from Mario “oH mY gOd, cRaSH bAnDiCOoT”

Willne: that serves no purpose, it is useless Also wilne when he sees a useless chain and hoop: OMG INVENTION OF THE YEAR

Person: *Exists* Will: "Not a fan, 3/10"

Me: oh that looks pretty fun- Will: it sucks Me: *it sucks*

Willne in this video is basically my teacher marking my test “you’ve wasted my time and you’ve wasted your time”

Will: how does that tap work?? Internet: it's just a plastic tube holding it up. Will: but what's holding it up though? ...

Huge exoskeleton that’s basically one of the suits from Anthem: 4 Paper that becomes a soap: wooooah 8

6:47 can you imagine being guilty something even mildly bad and walking past that thing?

1:22 that edit *blew* me away

Will: impressed more by a chain on a stick and ring trick than a high tech moving advertising screen... *I can't tell if his standards are too low or just too high*

I'm so happy you choose Ciaran please never get rid off him

Random inventor: *makes a omnidirectional treadmill from ready player one putting us a step closer to a true virtual age* WillNE: ... Man with ball on a tap: *exists* WillNE: AYyyyYYy SiCK 0ne Lad

Will: A pool that copies your movement? Trash Also will: Shark on wall 😮

Why wouldn't someone who spent hours making these "inventions" want a random square headed person on social media to judge how satisfied it was.

9:21 “ufc for transformers” is literally the movie ‘real steel’ would recommend 10/10

Will: aaaah the question box from crash bandicoot Sad mario kart sounds

I deadass just woke up from a dream where I took WillNE on a date and carried him bridal style into a pub. Quarantine is getting to me

Will: this water reflection is pointless! also will: SLIGHTLY MOVING SHARKS

"It looks nice but its pointless" is the new "it's cool, but it's not satisfying"

The only thing I've learnt from this video is how easily amused will is

Van gough:draws a famous painting Will:its nice but have you achieved anything?

Will and James need to react to Hell's kitchen man. Its way better than kitchen nightmares tho 😂😂

Will: “I am a fan” Ciaran: so you have chosen... rotation

will, i know this is an old video but i wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart. i live in poverty and when this video was released i was living in a trailer. when i watched this, i was introduced to the counter top dishwasher and i decided to save up and buy one and it's been legitimately life changing. it works perfectly and helps immensely as it has room for quite a bit of dishes. thank you ❤

Will: "NOW THAT IS CLASS!" Me: "No that there is soap."

Will when there is a moving wall: useless, bad Will when he sees a faucet held up by a plastic pipe: great, Genius

13:51, you might need to tell Ciaran that that is not how you spell, “efficient”

"what's the purpose of this rotating sun?" literally next clip of ball floating above water: "oh my god I love that"

This is proof guys have a time of the month. Wills raging at everything.

something really high tech that probably costs a lot of money and time: will: not inventive enough light up sharks: will: that's CLASS

Title: *genius inventions* Will: “THATS NOT GENIUS”

7:36 - I have somthing like this, it's a bunch of small floating lights (you can turn them on and off) in a rectangular topless glass jar thingy, and when you go closer to it, it looks like it's never ending and it's pretty cool, and I honestly think it looks pretty

Around 7 minute mark the flying phone came up. Wait Flying phone? That rings a bell... Hey Mark, do you know where that’s from? No? It’s a mystery...

Will still has not told us the backstory of asmrchebs 😭😭

Imagine spending years on a project and you get a 0 from some youtuber while a Lego lawnmower gets 10

Imagine the people who worked weeks/months to make these art/satisfying looking inventions watching this vid and getting roasted by Will XD

I love how he rates soap 2x higher than a mech suit

WillNE: "What have you contributed to the world there...nothing" WillNE: *Watches other peoples videos and makes some jokes for a living*

9:08 imagine spending years and years making this and it gets put in a compilation with a fancy light and some clocks

The electrical conducting paint is just a liquid with graphite mixed in it, you could do the same with a thick pencil line

0:15 Will: these pants Me: youre british

will: being confused over floating tap designer: you fool you fell victim to one of the classic plunders.

7:31 wheels would make the glass slide off the wheels themselves. these let the glass stay in the same place on the triangles

5:17 the new venom looks good

a lot of 'useless' inventions are actually really important as they can lead to breakthroughs and using the skills and things you invented to make something more 'useful'. you learn from experimenting and experience

Art/drawing: *exists* Will: But WHAT is the point tho

6:22 is basically the microbots that Hiro Hamada invented in big hero six but just not as cool or real

will: we should probably cut that ciaran: *n o*

I like how he says these amazing inventions that people have spent years of their lives on are pointless but then hes in absolute awe at this light up shark.

13:51 noun: officiant A person, typically a priest or minister, who performs a religious service or ceremony. Ciarán has a spelling impediment to match his speech impediment.

“RIGHT HELLO” -it never gets old

“Caught a child predator” you should’ve put me into your near death experience compilation coz I almost died or laughter

Will's childlike wonder at the dumbest things is actually kinda nice to witness ngl something v sweet about it

'officiant - a person, typically a priest or minister, who performs a religious service or ceremony' Nice one mate 😂

Sees artist that makes mechanical stuff Will: YOU STUPID MIDDLE AGED MAN Love it 🤣

14:55 there’s 2 separate tracks, and the split between them is hidden under the mower

16:43 Will: “Its just coloured water” Me: “Thats my entire fucking childhood!”

I can’t lie I’d love to see Will try make a genius invention would be hilarious lol

This video is giving me PTSD from when Alex‘s laptop got smashed

The two lines that left me howling through this (despite being severe depressed, thanks will you brightened my day) Was “here’s a child predator we’ve put him in here now he cannot catch them” And “there’s a brick, BRICK ON WALL”

Will’s view of the arts makes me sad. He’d fit right in with the gvmt

"those sharks are class" "It's the alphabet what have you contributed to society"

Will: what have you contributed to the world there? Nothing Also will: shARKS WOW 9/10

Will: this has no use 3 1/2 Also will : oh wire pen woooooo 10

WillNE: hates anything that doesn't have an objective purpose Also WillNE: makes KZfaq videos for a living

Will: that's cool but it has no purpose. It gets a 2 Also will: that also has no purpose but it's cool so 10

“Wireless water” aahahahah

I love this video a little too much. He gets so mad and so excited within 12 seconds. It’s great, 10.

Will: *sees mobile printer that could revolutionise white collar work environments* “Cool it’s a mobile printer, 4!” Also Will: *couple of light up sharks* “Smash that golden buzzer”