Subaru Reads the Wrong Chat Message at the Wrong Time [Hololive/EN Subbed]

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Жыл бұрын

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@TheNeCafe Жыл бұрын

totally unrelated link to a certain stream of Subaru's mama, Shigure Ui: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pstmn5B_qbWmZGQ.html

@Babymech Жыл бұрын

"From today on, this human rights thing is going to keep haunting me" is not a thing you ever want to have to say...

@adamsiq4851 Жыл бұрын

Save it for an out of context video!

@proxy90909 Жыл бұрын

Them warcrimes keep coming back for Subaru

@hio.hinomaru21 Жыл бұрын

THE WORLD SHALL KNOW NO MERCY!

@kaiseryakkovonwarner8783 Жыл бұрын

Ever since General Yagoo’s rise to power, antis reached great heights, out of a helicopter.

@agentchuck2 Жыл бұрын

Don't let human rights get in your way, peko!

@jezzmaninjapan Жыл бұрын

"You know, Kemomimi are..." * **half of Hololive turns their head** *

@E4439Qv5 Жыл бұрын

Haachama and Mumei included.

@leandroroman7053 Жыл бұрын

@@E4439Qv5 Haachama?

@E4439Qv5 Жыл бұрын

@@leandroroman7053 allllll the waaaay arooound.

@Mukyoukai Жыл бұрын

@@leandroroman7053 Semi-related: Haachama actually has her pigtails rigged in the same way most of the other girls rig their ears. That's why, if you notice, her hair moves when she blinks.

@ramondelgado4927 Жыл бұрын

@@Mukyoukai Interesting , i always though when Haachama and Haato fused there was some faulty spinal nerve connections , hence why her pigtails moved when she blinked

@genghishans8533 Жыл бұрын

The start seemed like she realized she just stepped on a landmine and was trying to figure out how to get away unharmed.

@jesarablack1661 Жыл бұрын

And while trying to do that, she was handed a grenade

@ProfNekko Жыл бұрын

Try singing country road

@rjai5003 Жыл бұрын

She was trying to get through this situation without starting a war with half her coworkers

@bmo3778 Жыл бұрын

@@ProfNekko ayo

@riskvideos Жыл бұрын

@@ProfNekko aw that made me sad

@szysi3k Жыл бұрын

meanwhile Peko: "I have animal ears so you have no human rights." Pushes the detonator with glee.

@D_Wito Жыл бұрын

more like "I have animal ears so human law can't stop me"

@CauchyIntegralFormula Жыл бұрын

"You may have human rights but you don't have rabbit rights" *pulls the trigger*

@Hugsloth Жыл бұрын

I'm a bit skeptical that Pekora's ears are real since she can apparently tie them into a little bow in one of her other outfits

@gemstonegynoid7475 Жыл бұрын

@@Hugsloth pekora has said her human ears are the fake ones

@Hugsloth Жыл бұрын

@@gemstonegynoid7475 but who ties their own ears into a knot!

@Stroimex Жыл бұрын

Yes, denying them of human rights is exactly why Subaru is the true Hololive Gamer

@gottagoMS123 Жыл бұрын

But Subaru is actually Gen 2

@Lancynical Жыл бұрын

@@gottagoMS123 you don't get it huh

@NationalistsRuinAmerica Жыл бұрын

@@Lancynical there's a hololive generation called hololive gamers and Subaru isn't part of that

@paracame8162 Жыл бұрын

@@NationalistsRuinAmerica Hololive Gamers are all animal eared girls. OP said Subaru denying them their human rights is what makes *her* the true Hololive Gamer instead

@amazydayzee1506 Жыл бұрын

@@Lancynical i like to hope people are just being purposely dense about the joke

@lemao2222 Жыл бұрын

Okayu dropping those dangerous lines with such a soft and cute voice is making me feel weird...

@DaggerFiend Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Okayu experience

@1stCallipostle Жыл бұрын

Yeah that really just be Okayu

@ovento7438 Жыл бұрын

No, it's just cute BDSM experience

@theeggplantwarrior2973 Жыл бұрын

As expected of Nekomata Okazu

@arctohru Жыл бұрын

The conflict it creates in my soul is far greater than any other emotional attack

@Norrikan Жыл бұрын

Okayu: _"Don't be _*_too_*_ rough with me, alright?"_ Mio: _"I hope I at least don't get flogged."_ Subaru keeps winning even when she loses, it seems.

@Gatherway Жыл бұрын

Subaru: You need not worry about girls with animal ears' human rights Fubuki/Mio/Okayu/Korone/Pekora/Botan/Polka/Koyori/Risu/Bae: *_EXCUSE ME, W H A T?_*

@Temari_Virus Жыл бұрын

Okayu seemed... rather interested in the idea tho

@xyzcia084 Жыл бұрын

Where is Risu??

@Gatherway Жыл бұрын

@@xyzcia084 nice catch. Fixed it

@nicocchi Жыл бұрын

the animalears-ist is also probably including girls that don't have just ears but other traits like tails, horns, etc. Include Gura, Coco, Watame, etc. Truly a bold statement to say to a member of Hololive, who has like 90% animal colleagues 9% humans, 1% yagoo

@MegaSimmaster Жыл бұрын

@@nicocchi watame does have sheep ears and gura has a cat ear model so....

@smallsymcsmalls8331 Жыл бұрын

Flustered Subaru really is one of Hololive’s greatest assets.

@gemstonegynoid7475 Жыл бұрын

Subaru has more rights than most of her coworkers confirmed

@thegrim418 Жыл бұрын

Some animals are more equal than others

@proxy90909 Жыл бұрын

Classic police, ignoring a fraction of the populations human rights, Sasuga Oozora Police!

@noesunyoutuber7680 Жыл бұрын

All Cops Are Bastards includes Oozora Police.

@tiagoh.4120 Жыл бұрын

Teasing Subaru will never get old, her reactions are too cute.

@ChainsawXIV Жыл бұрын

Subaru's Inner Monolog Probably: "People are going to think I'm a furry, better move on..." Narrator: Little did she know, things were about to take an unexpected turn...

@Dead_Weight21 5 ай бұрын

How funny. When trying to avoid being a furry, she went the complete opposite direction

@sergeandou9853 Жыл бұрын

Well, in Nekopara catgirls indeed don't have all human rights. I wonder, how bad exactly Subaru wants kemonomimi, tho.

@combativeThinker Жыл бұрын

Nekopara is a transhumanist dystopian nightmare.

@sergeandou9853 Жыл бұрын

@@combativeThinker But with catgirls, at least! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@alfa563 Жыл бұрын

well I mean, they have their *own* rights but those rights only exist when you have a "collar" around your neck which involves taking a test to have it

@drummertomato7428 Жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment that they are workers who also have the right to education and marriage… But then I remembered, Chocola, Vanilla and Coco from anime are essentially abandoned children, and it doesn’t seem like there are serious legal actions against their previous owners. Fair point.

@sheepcommander_ Жыл бұрын

@@combativeThinker I need more

@WingSlaze Жыл бұрын

Okayu's M gets deeper & deeper everyday..

@farid-frederick Жыл бұрын

YES

@TheFinnicle Жыл бұрын

angy face mio is so fitting here

@108Fire Жыл бұрын

That okayu response about being rough, well if you know you know, but there was a certain doujin released recently…

@M3H13 Жыл бұрын

Well, now I'm intrigued to what is the source of that comment.

@ianpayad4595 Жыл бұрын

Well come on then share the love here my fellow man of culture

@108Fire Жыл бұрын

Just ask the panda about aomushi, that should get you where you need to go.

@Ted_Kenzoku Жыл бұрын

417257

@tako158 Жыл бұрын

I skimmed through it and you were not kidding... Didn't see some tags coming though.

@wessltov Жыл бұрын

Okayu: "You can take away my human rights any day! ;)" Mio: "I divined that you would have issues with your relationships, so here I am!" Koyori: "Finally, we're getting to the good theories!"

@VixYW Жыл бұрын

Then you have Pejora, that has human ears so is protected by human rights, but also animal ears so she doesn't need to abide by human laws. That does explain a lot.

@alifkazeryu8228 Жыл бұрын

4 ears is dangerous to entire humanity with their legal concern ability. Let's eliminate all 4 ears and bring forth the 2 ears supremacy!

@bmo3778 Жыл бұрын

if I didn't know sarcasm, this is considered Pejorative

@riskvideos Жыл бұрын

All the animal eared girls also have human ears.

@gayusschwulius8490 Жыл бұрын

@@riskvideos They don't have human ears and Gura doesn't have bottom teeth, don't tell me otherwise, you'll break my immersion.

@milesedgeworth132 Жыл бұрын

@@gayusschwulius8490 Gura actually showed her bottom teeth during her 3D chat stream recently.

@matt-pt3zl Жыл бұрын

Dark humor transcends language

@user-pj9ro5zz9y Жыл бұрын

Korone: I have dog ears, so i don't have to obey human law

@orangeapples Жыл бұрын

And on this day Subaru was a pariah at HoloFarm.

@LegendSF Жыл бұрын

Four legs good, two legs bad.

@Shy_Succulent Жыл бұрын

It's amazing that the moe Subaru dug herself into the biggest hole with was kemonomimi when all three guests she had so happened to have animal ears. I mean, there is a lot of them in Holo but it's still a perfect coincidence. I would definattly love for Subaru to continue her dive into the study of Moe Culture

@nyperold7530 Жыл бұрын

Let's see, who's left to *potentially* comment... Fubuki, Korone, Pekora, Botan, Polka, Risu, Bae, Shien... arguably Axel, depending on the nature of those... ears? ...mayyybe Ina... not Zeta, unless you count "has ever had animal ears", like Kiara and others...

@contrapasta2454 Жыл бұрын

@@nyperold7530 The kemonomimi cosplayers are a different lot according to the laws the shadow government is drafting.

@Crossark1 Жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry, Teddie. Only people have human rights."

@E4439Qv5 Жыл бұрын

"hang on, let me choose my words carefully" Okayu: ^^

@MiguelitoJimz Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the fear of all otakus and gamers: Human rights.

@wilsoncalhoun Жыл бұрын

Future petrochemical CEO right there.

@lastnamefirstname8655 Жыл бұрын

so beautiful, this hololive timing and mysteriously super comedic hive mind. from now on until some unknown point in the future, subaru will always be greeted with kemonomimi holomems who have questions regarding their human rights.

@FlawedIntellect Жыл бұрын

I like how Okayu turns this situation into an opportunity to flirt. That's just how she is, lol.

@FloatingSunfish Жыл бұрын

Hololive's comedic timing never disappoints. 😂👌

@SoulstrikerV Жыл бұрын

Chat: (I just wanted to contribute...) Okayu: (Perfect timing... I'm gonna harrass her for my personal entertainment...)

@contrapasta2454 Жыл бұрын

the cat

@groerhahn225 Жыл бұрын

Her stumbling in the beginning had big "Ame having a stroke talking about her prefered bust size" vibes.

@IronicCliche Жыл бұрын

No one would bat an eye if Subaru put on a duck bill

@metallabx407 Жыл бұрын

I would be really happy to see that

@bduddy55555 Жыл бұрын

Subaru's normieness amongst a sea of otaku is always hilarious

@ranger5839 Жыл бұрын

I want to shake the hand of whoever made that comment.

@maldorov6297 Жыл бұрын

Subaru: Animal ears = no human rights Holomems: Ok, so we have no human rights Viewers: **Enter sad cat dance Subaru**

@Claymireko Жыл бұрын

Funny how the Ozoora police Is having human rights problems xD!

@Zantetsu13 Жыл бұрын

Okayu: I guess that means I don't have human rights. Korone (to the audience): Thats a two way street buddy, you should be more worried about yourself.

@NekuroMC Жыл бұрын

Subaru is waging war against the entire hololive

@Usoony Жыл бұрын

Ayo, i think i've just got the inspiration for my starved haachama creepypasta story.

@kerrowe Жыл бұрын

Hope you share it then.

@Usoony Жыл бұрын

@@kerrowe yeah i will, soon enough.

@kerrowe Жыл бұрын

@@Usoony If you remember me by then I hope you share it with me here too. lol.

@drdiabeetus4419 Жыл бұрын

Alternative title: DUCK VTUBER RELEASES RACIST MANIFESTO

@ayanamisouls Жыл бұрын

Holy shuba

@JacVobar Жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry Teddie... Only people have human rights."

@neight227 Жыл бұрын

3:55

@mk_rexx Жыл бұрын

1:31 holy shuba

@hairanndo2002 Жыл бұрын

世界人権委員会も困惑

@PANPONPINPON Жыл бұрын

Based shuba

@lastnamefirstname8655 Жыл бұрын

we need more moments of kemonomimi holomems talking about their lack of human rights.

@Ninjaman2777 Жыл бұрын

That comment denying human rights to animal ear characters is so funny

@Mr.Stizblee Жыл бұрын

Besides just looking cute in general, one of the cute thing about animal ears is how they move to express the person's emotions. Just look at how Korone's ears are linked to her models eyebrows. Or if you have a cat, they sometime pretend to ignore you while rotating their ears to listen to you.

@senbontorii2680 Жыл бұрын

Enough about human rights. It's time to talk about human wrongs.

@MarceloZ2 Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling this chat comment will haunt Subaru moving forward

@Tunkkis Жыл бұрын

That's a nice video of ametrine during the Mio call.

@GuilhermeDiGiorgi Жыл бұрын

Im sure being human in human rights is not about being of a certain species, but being able to rationalize e explain your feelings, thoughts and emotions to other beings.

@farid-frederick Жыл бұрын

1:59 well said

@LuizFelipe-lk1hs Жыл бұрын

Usually Mio has that image as her PNG when she is a guest, right? Does anyone else feel like it doesn't fit her personality? She seems so nice, but the png feels "threatening"

@lohchong4862 Жыл бұрын

yeah i know right?

@jjlore5634 Жыл бұрын

I cant believe our duck would betray her fellow animals like this just because she has no animal ears thus gets to keep her rights

@aaronboy5512 Жыл бұрын

How rather based

@timothymclean Жыл бұрын

1:26: ...I feel like there should be some kind of watchlist for people like that.

@AleksandrPodyachev Жыл бұрын

The commenter should look at the Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40,000

@iaaf_nw2367 Жыл бұрын

He would be a good commissar

@quetzalcoatl974 Жыл бұрын

Based Subaru says "btfo Furries"

@kintsuki99 Жыл бұрын

Animal's ears would make them animals not humans so they get animal's rights, which are better than human's rights anyway. More protections and rights.

@nottsoserious Жыл бұрын

"Let me choose my words carefully" Famous last words

@FloatingSunfish Жыл бұрын

All things considered, at least they still have animal rights. 😅

@bizmarck2117 Жыл бұрын

This will be a nice content for hologra

@farid-frederick Жыл бұрын

2:49 i need okayu in my house right NOW

@dragonspadeex Жыл бұрын

Yeah but since Subaru is a duck...wouldn't that mean she has duck ears???

@lastnamefirstname8655 Жыл бұрын

i miss this reference. would be a great surprise if some holomem randomly referenced this in a future collab stream.

@GoukenGassenarl Жыл бұрын

Sasuga Okayu being Okayu Hnnngghh

@WarriorOfTheLostLand Жыл бұрын

Subaru going gamer mode

@do811 11 ай бұрын

Kemomimi saikou

@Blahblah97555 Жыл бұрын

Clearly Subaru’s just insecure about the duck ears hidden under her hair

@si-bang-sat Жыл бұрын

If they don't have human rights, that will also mean they aren't restricted by any laws; since humans are the only subject of law. That means they could legally commit warcrimes, start world war 3, and end humanity... and the court can't say anything🤣

@dontshanonau1335 Жыл бұрын

This was less about human rights than them wanting to live out submissive bedroom fantasies, it seems.

@snerl69 Жыл бұрын

the topic reminded me of raphtalia's origin story.

@wildbard4112 Жыл бұрын

This is one the things that actually got to Subaru and made her angry. I remember watch a clip where Mio said Subaru got angry about this.

@Blossoming_Fate 9 ай бұрын

For anyone who's coming across this late, the clip is _"[ 12 Sep 2022 ] Mio May Not Have Human Rights, But She Has Kemo Rights [ Eng Subs ]"_ uploaded by _Major Arcana __#310__ Big God Mion_ Link: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b8CPd9pqqd_UqmQ.html

@morumotto9472 Жыл бұрын

holy shuba

@thankswasshoihoy8051 Жыл бұрын

Catgirls with human rights would become normal women and it would be over

@crowe6961 Жыл бұрын

Depends on how much deliberate tweaking of their genetics is carried out to modify behavior, but that's straying into territory that's even more unethical than slavery.

@platogkrone7161 Жыл бұрын

@@crowe6961 Not really?

@ScarletKomi Жыл бұрын

wtf is wrong with you?

@art-cs6us Жыл бұрын

@@platogkrone7161 genetic modifying a certain type of people to be submissive is kinda...problematic in its own way?

@platogkrone7161 Жыл бұрын

@@art-cs6us No? If they are like that from birth, then I don't see how it would be inherently unethical, especially more so than basically all forms of slavery.

@Val-lq6hq Жыл бұрын

lewd okayu

@riskvideos Жыл бұрын

I still find it weird that the holo kemomimis have 2 sets of ears.

@LokiThePug Жыл бұрын

They would have human +animal rights or no rights at all Or they would have rights specifically to them

@taranchura2061 Жыл бұрын

Subaru police and human rights

@cool7911 Жыл бұрын

Based Subaru

@ModernEphemera Жыл бұрын

Okayu is unbelievably cute… her “ehhhhh!?“s are so cute lol

@Somerandomguy524 Жыл бұрын

Well, if cat girls become real you bet slave traders are going to go hard on this argument, we expect this to go down with sentient machines at some point too.

@taranchura2061 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@everyth1ng0 Жыл бұрын

Human rights are overrated anyways

@nonametito2599 Жыл бұрын

Funny!

@666Tomato666 Жыл бұрын

Given that you can't transport the animals without enough space for them to lay down, or in high temperatures, sometimes animal rights are an upgrade, not a downgrade...

@flambelk4489 Жыл бұрын

2:31 Least yabe Okayu comment.

@LemonRush7777 Жыл бұрын

Shubullyin~

@SlenderGuy011 Жыл бұрын

Subaru is literally ------

@Serrot304 Жыл бұрын

Subaru still has rights since ducks don't have ears

@CSDragon Жыл бұрын

Does Subaru have animal ears? You'd never know because duck ears are literally just a hole

@Neppy_Uzume Жыл бұрын

According to Mio's chat, if you pay taxes, you have human rights. Mio admitted to paying taxes. Thus she has human rights.

@severussnape2917 Жыл бұрын

Wait, no

@Despotic_Waffle Жыл бұрын

Ignoring human rights? What is it with hololive and attracting war criminals 😂😂

@proxy90909 Жыл бұрын

"This human rights thing is gonna keep haunting me" - Translated from JP, Ozora Subaru 2022

@d.geodraxarehal20goldenbir35 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Subaru is treated more as a cop, and cops nowadays are treated as r*cists, so Subaru being (memed as) a r*cist against kemonomimi girls actually kinda fits her character. (just kidding btw)

@TrolledBy Жыл бұрын

@@d.geodraxarehal20goldenbir35 r/okbuddyhololive is gonna have a field day with this scenario