Humans to invading aliens: We've tried to subjugate ourselves and have always failed, what makes you think you'll do any better?
@leejennings6718 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@cybersaint9710 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rianmacdonald9454 Жыл бұрын
Simple because you won't wipe the entire human species out, WE WILL.
@gototheend1139 Жыл бұрын
@@rianmacdonald9454human ill kill you Not if I kill myself first You can't possibly defea... did... did I win
@kairu_aname11 ай бұрын
@@rianmacdonald9454 The question was for subjugation, not extermination. Edit; unless that was coming *from* a human. Then? damn right
@TheAKgunner Жыл бұрын
Humans are such a pain in the ass, that a galaxy spanning alliance has put us in the “Don’t poke the bear if you like breathing” category?!
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@ironwolfF1 Жыл бұрын
Either that or, 'kick the dragon and find out what happens next' category.😄
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
@@ironwolfF1 Alien: "What's a _dragon?"_
@ciberzombiegaming8207 Жыл бұрын
@@AlexSDU answer : you know those races (names 3 races)? no? they tried that, and that's why they are not around anymore
@asdasd-ty9se Жыл бұрын
I see the that the Europeans finials figured out a sensible foreign policy in this scifantasy future
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
"Every time we fight them, they get stronger." This line should give nightmares to those Council memebers.
@SubZole11 ай бұрын
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
@badbloodkiller3471 Жыл бұрын
One alien member saying, "Absolute mad lad." That one has a close bond with humans and knows what they're like, I see.
@erushi5503 Жыл бұрын
Definitely the closest to humans compared to everyone else ahahaha Probably close friends even
@widdershins5383 Жыл бұрын
Probably galactic neighbors and just watch us like Canada watches america lol
@VulpisFoxfire Жыл бұрын
@@erushi5503 Ah, the Centauri... :-)
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
Truly a cultured alien.
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
Really interesting detail indeed
@CaptainShield Жыл бұрын
Aliens: We intend to subjugate the humans! Humans: *sigh* Hold my beer.
@vanevanhaagen4011 Жыл бұрын
wanna go with Bunkers and heavy Artillery, or Blitzkrieg this time?
@NeSeeger Жыл бұрын
Let's mix it up and start with the bunkers and arty then go full blitz
@spaceengineeringempire4086 Жыл бұрын
Get the Star cannon. This time they will leave us alone.
@rosebloodwater13 Жыл бұрын
@@spaceengineeringempire4086 Get the Star Cannon. Humans love cannons. 😂
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
*pump space shotgun GIT OFF MAH GALACTIC LAWN!!!
@ScornedOne1080 Жыл бұрын
Some sayings the Aliens need to learn: 1) "There's always a bigger fish." 2) "Don't waken the sleeping giant." 3) "This is a bad idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and we'll be there when you learn that" 4) "Invade at your own risk . . . " 5) "We call our world 'The Raging Planet' for a reason." 6) "A predator does evolution a favor . . . humans can, and do, hunt predators."
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Earth. Don't litter, say 'please' and 'thank you', and don't overstay your welcome. I hope you have a pleasant holiday."
@collinfulling322310 ай бұрын
“Fuck around and find out.”
@mugenokami22016 ай бұрын
Don’t touch my fucking boats -America
@ShawndaPrawn Жыл бұрын
Imperium of Man: (launches the Great Crusade) Galactic Council Chairman: alright, who did it? Who pissed off the Humans?!
@UsernotFound2018 Жыл бұрын
Humanity: Alright, prepare the marines and the artillary Alien:No no no... this time is peace🙌 Edi: A hundret likes, thank's😋
@taitano12 Жыл бұрын
Humanity: (Disappointed sighs) ... Fine. 🥺 What do you want?
@maurizioginanneschi9402 Жыл бұрын
Humanity: Peace is what remains after the marines ended their tasks...
@ShawndaPrawn11 ай бұрын
Oh, you come in peace? Fine, but we're keeping an eye on you.
@bartofii Жыл бұрын
An unofficial saying we have when someone suggests attacking the awkward space orcs... DON'T
@williamturner6192 Жыл бұрын
Heh
@lazerwolf952 Жыл бұрын
There is always someone who wants to antagonize the homicidal space monkies...
@TheLastGarou Жыл бұрын
"Ook. Ook. Fragger."😈
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
Homicidal hairless space monkeys! ⚔️🦍
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
lol the humans should be named the homicidal space monkies in the offical confederation language. humans would love it
@jacknedry3925 Жыл бұрын
This is a "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?!?!?!??" moment.
@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын
Trying to subjugate humanity is like kicking a nest? Humans are Space Hornets! Thanks for finding and narrating this delightful story! For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
Meanwhile in human space some weapon developer:" god i hope those Aliens come around again soon, our Killbot swarm is getting frustrated by getting beat in all those CoD 9001 matches... and i realy want to live test this Black hole cluster weapon"
@jaimeosbourn3616 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the positronic incoherer.
@imjang24309 ай бұрын
Shit my life... How many generations of toxic kids did we have for so many sequels of fkn CoD to be at 9001 AND annoy the shit out of AI???
@internetzenmaster89526 ай бұрын
@@imjang2430 God, I can only imagine how toxic/vitriolic the 13-year-olds in the CoD 9001 lobbies are...
@ryanlaurie8733 Жыл бұрын
Humans: *minding their own business.* Alien: they must learn out peaceful ways... By force!
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
Humans: begin playing Sabaton...
@Sarindanvelor Жыл бұрын
humans: cowabunga it is
@imjang24309 ай бұрын
Well to be fair, people in history DID bring peace by force.
@kevincaruthers54126 ай бұрын
@@imjang2430 Nothing is more peaceful than a graveyard.
@Atma_Weapon Жыл бұрын
damn. we beat another alien race so bad that a bigger alien alliance didnt want to tangle.
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
and that alien race was fighting the alliance at the same time
@koopaking6148 Жыл бұрын
The fact that that this implies we have been in a cold war with aliens so long that we almost literally forgot that they in reality exist is mildly frightening...
@imjang24309 ай бұрын
I don't think we would've forgotten them. It is far more plausible that we have a love-hate relationship. Like we joke about the world wars we'd do the same thing with that. A lot of other things too, but that is irrelevent
@davidrutherford6311 Жыл бұрын
I think that is just about the first story were aliens have conquered Earth and still been alive at the end of the story. Humans are not usually that forgiving.
@ethanrock8122 Жыл бұрын
Maybe there were no atrocities committed so there was no need to seek additional revenge
@hawkticus_history_corner Жыл бұрын
It does seem that way. But, to be fair, we didn't even have FTL at the time and then another war happened. Add in how long it's been and clearly we chose the "keep a hand on the gun" approach
@angelrivera2339 Жыл бұрын
these aliens strike me as overzealous elder races than one that wants to "enlighten" younger races. Most of the races that end up destroyed in these stories are races that start an atrocity competition with humans.
@keithmays8076 Жыл бұрын
War crime sticks didn't have the range back then.
@queenbee8045 Жыл бұрын
The check list was not invoked by either party and we gave them a Trophy for being the first ones to spend a night on earth. After all we had worked with them for years so no reason to hunt them down… yet
@TranslucentHistory Жыл бұрын
When...when did this absolutely fantastic man start to do this with a real face attached to it? My god is that really you Argo? It is an honor to put a face to the voice. Thank you so much.
@smaragdwolf1 Жыл бұрын
not long ago. After his medical treatment.
@Egeslean Жыл бұрын
@@smaragdwolf1 What treatment?
@anotherdadjoke Жыл бұрын
@@Egeslean his cranoplasty. Now, he looks human, instead of a agro squirrel
@alexkeiper6595 Жыл бұрын
Well played
@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын
In the Council's official database on the various species in the galaxy, the entry on Humans simply reads: FAFO.
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
😂 👍
@chronred81909 ай бұрын
what does FAFO mean?
@samuelwrynnbrawner.12109 ай бұрын
Fuck Around Find Out
@tmac27447 ай бұрын
@@chronred8190 it stands for: "F@ck Around and Find Out!"
@Synthmilk Жыл бұрын
"I have a proposal regarding the Humans..." "Don't." "Those HUMANS...!" "Don't." "We wish to prove ourselves by...." "Don't" "Has the council considered....?" "Don't" "Humanity..." "Don't"
@lenartzsolt1177 Жыл бұрын
Best way to do it😂
@noneofyourbuisness1679 Жыл бұрын
Why can I see a spray bottle being involved in this?😂
@leechowning87285 ай бұрын
@@noneofyourbuisness1679 Yes, that very much is the feeling here. No. Bad. Get down.
@orangegalen Жыл бұрын
Loved it! Thanks for reading my story, I’ll be getting more out at some point!
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
Great story! Thanks for the fun brain candy!
@markuhler2664 Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to listening to them.
@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story, I really enjoyed it.
@dallassukerkin6878 Жыл бұрын
Good tale indeed :) Thanks to Agro Squirrel I have come across this glorious cache of sci-fi stories that take me back to the Golden Age when we used to have magazine of short stories each month :)
@monakh_jcf2312 Жыл бұрын
I like that the council have collective groans and sighs of exasperation when an uppity species tried to flex on humans
@SockieTheSockPuppet Жыл бұрын
I like especially that despite all the self-inflating rhetoric meant to tug on the egos and/or patriotism of the Confederation, the other members are just not having it, because of Humans being the line into the realm of absurdity.
@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын
Oh? these Xenos learned something! Too bad, Humanity is likely all geared-up and preparing an invasion of it's own.
@Jarrickd Жыл бұрын
It's more likely the humans are busy fighting among themselves and too busy to bother with the xenos. But if the xenos attack, they will easily put aside their differences to remove the interference from their affairs.
@YDV669 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but probably of some human-held world. We prefer fighting each other. Still, though, it's a bad idea to give us a common target.
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
Space Force gearing up:"Time to kick some Klingon ass!"
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
"Humans get irritated when we, the Species of the Confederation, try to bring them into the fold. They just want to be left alone in peace so they can eviscerate each other to their heart's content. If you get in the way of that, their favourite pass-time, they close ranks and rip your arms off, club you into unconsciousness with the soggy end, neuter you as you're out for the count... then they get unpleasant about things. "It's best to just leave them to it. Alone. Far far away from the rest of us."
@ravenouself41818 ай бұрын
@@Jarrickd bold of you to assume we can't do both at the same time :D
@Zael_Moonblade Жыл бұрын
😂 That confused look on Agro's face during the fadeout!
@santiagoperez3024 Жыл бұрын
So basically, “God save you, for no one else will?” (Yes, that’s a TNO quote)
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
"God have mercy on you, for we shall have none!"
@julesmasseffectmusic10 ай бұрын
There was a story that starts with an AI sending aliens a message that starts with Humans are not gods. Describes humans warfare for a bit, the fact that the AI is a galaxy killer weapon. Ends with Humans are not gods. God's forgive.
@imjang24309 ай бұрын
@@julesmasseffectmusicsounds like a killer story
@totallynotalpharius2283 Жыл бұрын
Alien: let’s invade earth! Humans : bring out the Geneva Suggestions
@melkiorwiseman5234 Жыл бұрын
Geneva Checklist.
@isaackellogg3493 Жыл бұрын
Civilizing the natives in a British accent hits just a little bit harder.
@julesmasseffectmusic10 ай бұрын
Sounds about right to this Australian born Indian descendants of blackbirds sugar cane cutters and convicts with indeigenoius family.
@Falcon532. Жыл бұрын
Good evening Professor Squirrel, we welcome the addition to the library's archives, your work is most appreciated
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
I have long wanted to write a sci-fi novel with the following scene: Alien commisar: "We are vastly more powerful than you, human. You must submit!" Human commander: "Over 2000 years ago, our God sent his only begotten son to teach us peace and brotherhood. We nailed him to a tree! DO NOT FUCK WITH US!!" Makes "This is Sparta" sound right weak, doesn't it?
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
there is a similar line in a hfy story in regards to jesus in that kind of idea
@julesmasseffectmusic10 ай бұрын
Dear aliens, 1.major human regilion is based on the creator of the universe taking human form only to be nailed to a tree to die of aphixation, by an army occupying his chosen people's land at the request of the leaders of his chosen people.
@dallassukerkin68789 ай бұрын
That is such an impactful thing to consider, aye! :chuckles:
@johnchestnut53406 ай бұрын
It gets worse. He comes back to life after 3 days in hell. And he's coming back for revenge and conquest!
@jstone4351 Жыл бұрын
I recently found your site and it's quickly becoming one of my favorites. Great job, keep the stories coming.
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the dono , it is very much appreciated. Glad you are enjoying the content :)
@JRMshadow260a Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA... I wish that we were able to be that strong and at the same time altruistic.. My biggest problem is I'm Former Navy and really do just love the booms... hehehe
@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын
I am a Balkaner, I was born addicted on the Booms. I need dem warcrimes.
@korinogaro Жыл бұрын
Well you can always launch booms at Washington and not some 3rd world country with no capability to answer.
@jonf2009 Жыл бұрын
@@korinogaro .......... But Washington is a 3rd world country with no ability to answer.........
@mychaeldark1007 Жыл бұрын
@@jonf2009 As an American I can't stop laughing at how true this is.
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
In space, no one can hear you boom. 😊
@Cavscout5096 Жыл бұрын
Humans... We are a fucked up lot... Makes me wonder, will we be the same way in reality as well?
@rancidpitts8243 Жыл бұрын
Since before Homo sapiens we have been cruel to the others, who ever they are, when needed. It is in us, and it will die with the last Human.
@hohenzollern6025 Жыл бұрын
The very first world the humans conquered, they did it with pointy sticks. Not being satisfied with subjugating everything on that planet at a peer level, they scaled down, and waged war on all microscopic life as well using chemical warfare: Medicine. I pity any alien species that stumbles upon us, we would colonize them so hard, and they'll probably taste good too.
@carlfranz6805 Жыл бұрын
Where the hell do you think Marines come from?
@AKUJIVALDO Жыл бұрын
@@carlfranz6805 from Crayon packs, obviously...
@queenbee8045 Жыл бұрын
Gov had a hearing whistle blowers said aliens are real we have their tech we have them. Humans at large we dgaf either put up or shut up. All of humanity at this point in history is itching for a war an alien are a perfect target. Most of us don’t want to be here anymore. One thing the war in the sand box taught me is nothing more dangerous then someone with a death wish to fulfil their goal… humanity just has the death wish right now goals be damned. Heaven have mercy on us all.
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
He doesn't know that humanity is the shadow government of the coalition lmfao
@dantreadwell7421 Жыл бұрын
There is absolutely NOTHING that gives you the duty to try and force ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING. The moment you think you have a duty or imperative to forcibly bring a group into yours when they have explicitly made clear their wish to remain separate is the moment you lost any moral high ground at all.
@ryonalionthunder Жыл бұрын
How exactly do you think the British ended slavery?
@giin97 Жыл бұрын
@@ryonalionthunderwith a lot of money, buying the freedom of every slave, and passing laws banning the purchase of new ones. Minor clarification: ended slavery within their domain. There's still slavery today by many of the same people, we just don't sail up and buy them anymore.
@ryonalionthunder Жыл бұрын
@@giin97 stay with me here. How are laws enforced? Well, clue is in the name. Through force.
@haroldcarfrey4206 Жыл бұрын
@@giin97 Actually Britain actually did not pay for them, representatives of the crown backed by the British Army and Navy freed them... The US Civil War had a similar approach
@wolfblaide Жыл бұрын
I love it when these stories leave me laughing. :)
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a meme I saw-- top panel has Picard lecturing Ryker on respecting other cultures religious beliefs. Panel two has Stargate SG1 coming through the gateway "I'm here to KILL your God!"
@melkiorwiseman5234 Жыл бұрын
It seems to me that all that meme needs is an intermediate panel from B5 with Sheridan ordering the space station's doctor not to operate on an alien child since doing so would violate their people's religious beliefs (and the parents are against it for that reason) and since they have no ambassador on the station to speak for them, Sheridan believed that he had to take on that role. (Spoiler follows): The doctor believed that it would be unethical of him not to perform the simple operation so he did it anyway. The parents later ritually killed their own child due to their religious belief that the soul was tied to the skin and that deliberately cutting the skin would allow a demon to inhabit the person's body and impersonate the person. Moral ambiguity was the keynote of that episode.
@dmaxcustom Жыл бұрын
"No. We dont bother the hoomans! They are assholes!!! They needed astounding amounts of gold and silver so they found nothing better than to force 2 massive stars to go supernova and then collided the neutron stars!! And all that just to built a planet size computer to simulate a new universe to play video games... what was it called? Call of Duty Universal Warfare 2!" "Oh... ok, nevermind."
@guardsmen666 Жыл бұрын
Sooooo the council is basically space Rome and humans are the Celts? Cool
@drmachinewerke1 Жыл бұрын
One of you writers need to do a sequel to All The Way Back.
@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын
Never give humies a reason to WAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
"Do you really want to F*ck around and find out?" Every determined human's mindset
@DragonsR4Ever2 Жыл бұрын
I've watched a bunch of these but I thought the voice acting in this one was particularly good
@allteair3391 Жыл бұрын
Love your readings.
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
lawl i love this story. thanks for the narration also the council needs better briefing for new races/council members
@InternetGravedigger Жыл бұрын
The bad thing is that admiral is going to have a hard time convincing his government not to attack the humans... he can't tell them the reason it's a bad idea, as it's been classified to ONLY the council themselves.
@ryanstewart2289 Жыл бұрын
"These humans have so little industrial and military might compared to us, why haven't we subjugated them?" "You must be new here."
@jaimeosbourn3616 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like something from "Pandora's Planet" by Christopher Anvil.
@YDV669 Жыл бұрын
Finally. FINALLY! Finally, someone else mentions "Pandora's Planet". I was beginning to think I was the only edumacated one here.
@cysulzer3703 Жыл бұрын
Excellent book
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
Loved Pandora's Planet. Now to see what the humans do with the problem passed to them by the prior leadership.
@EeBee51 Жыл бұрын
That was one of the first SF stories I ever read... Funnily enough, the part that sticks most in my mind is the bit is where the human engineers are explaining to the aliens that, "You need a transition curve first and then the radius of a circle," when putting a bend in a road or railway line....😄😄😁 Not sure why that stuck. It was probably because I was right into model trains at the time and had done a lot of reading on track design.....
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
great story, thank you for reading it to us. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec Жыл бұрын
Get that guy a book on human history, the battles and wars the numerous times a small force destroyed a bigger one, he would be so scared he would not even want the word human mentioned out of pure terror
@mpcrauzer Жыл бұрын
Zhor'tir representative: should we mention the time the humans had that swarm of gritrays destroyed by an weaponized moon? Pih'thrak representative: no, nonono, no, Just no, not yet!
@Gwolfsoun Жыл бұрын
Aliens: we are going to subjugate you Humans: (rubs hands together) Alexa make a Marvin Gaye, Isaac Hayes and Barry White playlist. Other aliens: oh my gods run!! They're setting the mood!
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
Human; " squeal like a Tellerite!"
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
I'm just curious what the REAL "Boss Music" an alien race would be hearing at that point. I'd lean more towards something from Sabaton. Oh! Wind-Rose and Diggy Diggy Hole. Nice, pounding music with such cheerful words as we're setting to it keeping our planet safe from filthy Xenos... just so that we can go back to killing ourselves in peace.
@duanesamuelson22568 ай бұрын
Being both older and ex military..thunderstruck ..flight of the Valkries...for whom the bell tolls..etc
I’m writing one of my own stories, and as excited as I am to share it, I’d rather people not poach certain parts It’s not written in the way of “humans are OP and every alien trembles before them” which is pretty standard for HFY, but I’m hoping it’ll be entertaining, some of my friends say it’s got a lot of potential, and even my dad liked it (he’s a big reader, but also kind of strict)
@ChrisjayH1 Жыл бұрын
I really like the image of humans as space Afghanistan. It seems more fitting than most of the hfy tropes
@dallassukerkin68789 ай бұрын
:grins: The rock upon which empires break.
@AutomaticJack5 ай бұрын
"They have the watches, but we have the time...." *INTENSIFIES*
@silverbird425 Жыл бұрын
Now they know why they were last on the agenda...
@tristianlefebvre1878 Жыл бұрын
This is new and not unpleasent.
@artofgamingwarfare365810 ай бұрын
Now I want to hear the sequel when they ignored the suggestion and attacked anyway
@voss07496 ай бұрын
If you want humans to cooperate. You need have the "conquering" species to be sweet and the cutest little thing youve ever seen and even then the "conquering" species has to be willing receive hugs and be fluff-fluffed.
@charlenevarada--Stargazer Жыл бұрын
Anyone for the Twilight Zone episode: "To Serve Man?" It turns out that it's a cookbook!
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy's new book: " 101 recipes for aliens"
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
Yes, "To serve man" is a cookbook. But aside from the TZ story, I can easily imagine two ways to interpret it. 1. To serve man. A book of recipes using humans as an ingredient. 2. To serve man. A book of recipes using alien ingredients and methods of presenting such meals to humans in am appealing manner.
@charlenevarada--Stargazer Жыл бұрын
@johncochran8497 Hi John, that's true how you interpret that title. In that episode however, it was a cookbook! 😀
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
@@charlenevarada--Stargazer In both my interpretations, it's a cookbook.
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@jameskernan48486 ай бұрын
I don't know how many times you hear this but bro, you're good; thanks.
@TheJasonBorn Жыл бұрын
And now I want to hear more about this.
@zephyrstrife466810 ай бұрын
What doesn't kill humanity makes it stronger.
@KeyClavis Жыл бұрын
Like the tunic/jacket! Lovely color...
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
It was bit unexpected, but really interesting story
@luminyam6145 Жыл бұрын
I love your voices. I am incorporating some of them to use as puppets to entertain my grandchildren. Just brilliant🥳🥳🥳
@kevinfogle79299 ай бұрын
This is a great channel
@taitano12 Жыл бұрын
Oh, come on, Council. We'd LOVE for them to come and... PLAY. 😈
@maurizioginanneschi9402 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed, really appreciated!
@TheBeastCH Жыл бұрын
And when the humans expand into confederation space, they will just evacuate and retreat?
@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын
Seeing you on screen is awesome!
@BedlamsSon Жыл бұрын
Wonderful!
@techformsmaster93010 ай бұрын
It would seem as though the council doesn't fully understand what a cold war is, since it sounds like they don't think they should be preparing any new weapons, defenses, or surveillance methods. But the humans definitely are.
@leechowning87287 ай бұрын
"Absolute mad lad"... suggests at least one system is in contact with the Terrans. The fact that every few decades a new idiot suggests war is known to them. The results will be something like that time someone lost a valuable ring into an active in-sink disposal, and reached in to save it.
@AutomaticJack5 ай бұрын
@@leechowning8728I mean it wouldn't be a proper cold war if we weren't trying to subvert the loyalty of members of the other side and quietly convert them to our side, now would it.... New Astronomical Treaty Organization when???
@user-iw6bu4iq4r Жыл бұрын
"Cold War" lol. Should have ended with a holo vid pop up in the chamber with a human saying" He's right you know, we know all, we see all" then it cuts away and the council freaks.
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the rhythm that is Algo Council says "Been there, done that, FIVE TIMES. Didn't bother with the t shirt."
@michaelloflin72788 ай бұрын
I love these shorts
@tomasdubravsky4851 Жыл бұрын
another new species tries to get approval to subjugate humans The council in its entirety: *insert "Shut" meme*
@tdpuuhailee8222 Жыл бұрын
Concluson: Do not fuck with the humans.
@johncochran8497 Жыл бұрын
Captain Kirk has entered the conversation "But it's perfectly OK to fuck a human."
@zman0001000 Жыл бұрын
Don't mess with the pink skins
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
I liked the Andorians so much more than the Tellerite or Vulcans.
@wickedbird1538 Жыл бұрын
😮😮Humans to aliens: Don’t waste your time. We are fire ants if you kick our nest.
@TJCID22 Жыл бұрын
Ok man, it's your funeral.
@jaimeosbourn3616 Жыл бұрын
We'll send flowers......Lots and lots of flowers.
@bigearl3867 Жыл бұрын
Agro Squirrel = Ground Squirrel?
@rancidpitts8243 Жыл бұрын
Agro is Australian for Aggressive. Aggressive to the max.
@rosebloodwater13 Жыл бұрын
So can we just chuck the Florida men and some Aussies at them this time? 🍿
@Valeomega1996 Жыл бұрын
No bad Arethusa we don't want them to force us to sign the space equivalent of a Geneva convention.
@ShadowknightEX Жыл бұрын
How about we just send a few Oklahoma men. It’s like a slightly lesser Florida man. Might just scare em enough. Or even better it won’t.
@TheAchilles26 Жыл бұрын
Nah, we're too mad for that. We told some Canadians it was another World War and hockey was being suspended because of it. We should be the only species left standing by Tuesday.
@ProperDaveXD001 Жыл бұрын
Admiral, you appear distressed? Beg pardon, honoured delegates, I must contact my government immediately...
@LadyWarmachine8 ай бұрын
New Council member: We would like to subjugate the humans. Rest of the Council: You must be new here.
@maker8167 Жыл бұрын
😂 I loved this one
@abbyjohnson17026 ай бұрын
We're the North Sentinel Island of the galaxy. Badass
@mikkelnpetersen9 ай бұрын
"Come try to f*ck with us, and we will teach you the meaning of 'finding out'" - Humanity
@Uzzgub Жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@BeeKisses Жыл бұрын
We said obey The humans said yeet So yeet the fuck we did
@nielsjensen41857 ай бұрын
I see the initial issue. They're called "The Confederation." The historical connotation associated with that word will have a lot of people automatically turn away.
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
Don't annoy the humans. They bite.
@glenmaddock18199 ай бұрын
Aliens oh look we have the Humans surrounded , human oh look we are surrounded , we cant miss now can we.
@ShadowknightEX Жыл бұрын
Hahaha. They think we are actually ignoring them in a Cold War.😂
@arthurchadwell9267 Жыл бұрын
That's why they won't answer the giant antenna in Aricebo... They know it's a trap!
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@rybread3981 Жыл бұрын
Oh, so this is what you got up to after Red Alert
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
Reading the title...Oof, that's a BAD IDEA
@CadetSammons Жыл бұрын
Yes! Yes! My favorite HFY guy! His face is glorious! I'd always imagined him as a sort of elder turtle alien thing, but I like his real face even better.