Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357

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11 ай бұрын

Tim talks about Obama’s dreams, young Hollywood being too grateful, a mushroom poisoning down under and how ice cream can be a tragedy.
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@keegannjk1 11 ай бұрын

Tim looks like he should be selling dinosaur embryos at cafes in Costa Rica

@tabascoslim5034 11 ай бұрын

I can’t unsee this now, thank you 😂

@Tom-tg2jl 11 ай бұрын

DILLON WE GOT DILLON HERE!!!! …. see nobody cares

@marcopolo754 11 ай бұрын

Pulls out shaving cream*

@Steve_G88 11 ай бұрын

Thats hilarious

@schmitz4206 11 ай бұрын

*Squeaky Laugh*

@dirtsmegee 11 ай бұрын

I love how Tim is honouring the victims of the Hawaii fires with his outfits. A true king Pig

@phnix6242 11 ай бұрын

wish he whore a flower thing around his neck^^

@Leviajohnson 11 ай бұрын

At first i thought that said "Kalua Pig"

@djimenez1877 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao I haven’t even thought of that , tim is the goat

@tapetrader2590 11 ай бұрын

Ha !

@MP-ky3hc 11 ай бұрын

He is the chosen one, and this is the signal.

@carsonglass1839 11 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear about your mother, Tim. She’s brought joy to thousands of people.

@michaelz-c4178 11 ай бұрын

RIP TO THAT LEGEND OF A MERMAID

@blindthrall 11 ай бұрын

He says she died everytime he's late.

@oakohcan 11 ай бұрын

@@blindthrall he’s done that in the old days multiple times, but this wasn’t the same thing. I feel she definitely passed away

@blindthrall 11 ай бұрын

@@oakohcan That's why I don't buy it now.

@dominicdangelo4801 11 ай бұрын

I'm sure Tim's like 'ya....except to me'

@abdullahkhan57 11 ай бұрын

RIP PATTY. You made a diamond of a person. One in a billion. Your schizo legacy lives on.

@RoosterOvenMittz6969 11 ай бұрын

RIP PATTY, AKA BABYGURL69, she went on to that famed, great knife fight in the sky. 🎉

@Chris-ro7mn 11 ай бұрын

Life in the big city....

@kidsister316 11 ай бұрын

BIG TUMBS UP

@jeremiaha5167 11 ай бұрын

@@RoosterOvenMittz6969- Dude. The comment sections at Tim's might be my favorite from all pods. You guys made my day so many times

@LetsReadPodcast 11 ай бұрын

RIP Tim’s mom 💕 They’re making an ice cream flavor for her (Patriot Palooza)

@oN3xShOtxkilL 11 ай бұрын

We wish her well

@413. 11 ай бұрын

It could be worse, she could be living in san francisco

@eversforgeworks 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@faveladarbunch8738 11 ай бұрын

Lol just because Tim jokes about it doesnt mean you can get personal and joke about it too. Specially when the joke is mediocre to Tim's standards.

@amgofficial7791 11 ай бұрын

truly condolences 2 tha Tim Dillon family...🫶🏾

@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 11 ай бұрын

Loving the Hawaiian shirts… giving a retired Cartman vibe

@bhief473 11 ай бұрын

Screw you guys… I’m retired 🤌

@Sailordude9980 11 ай бұрын

Keep slaying slayer!! 😂😂 Nice!

@johnbutler7567 11 ай бұрын

Prayers for Maui

@calebtate6723 11 ай бұрын

In solidarity

@arya721 11 ай бұрын

haha

@christinaperez1983 11 ай бұрын

As the daughter of a schizophrenic, I could always relate to the funny twists Tim would put to sharing stories about his mother. It helped me to be more open about it too. A big virtual hug to Tim. May she rest in peace. 💖

@badlaamaurukehu 11 ай бұрын

I think many conditions are underdiagnosed in mothers.

@srb998 11 ай бұрын

Stay strong, i wish you well🏌️

@bleepbloop7573 11 ай бұрын

RIP to your Mom, Tim. On a serious note, hearing about this broke my heart. I know you’re joking and all, but stay strong.❤

@michaelz-c4178 11 ай бұрын

Same this one hit a little

@TheJoshestWhite 11 ай бұрын

Prayers for Maui

@jflanagan9696 11 ай бұрын

@@TheJoshestWhite Cash would help more than prayer.

@conniptions1533 11 ай бұрын

@@TheJoshestWhitewhat the fuck is a maui

@maxfield3106 11 ай бұрын

Oh bless her heart. I'm sure she's having a great time with all her dead famous friends and family. We wish her well

@robertmackie8760 11 ай бұрын

I love how increasingly shady Tim's advertisers continue to be, despite him being one of the biggest acts in the country.

@outofbody6797 11 ай бұрын

Oh you made me chuckle out loud in the work van on a shitty day. 😂

@ivywoodxrecords 11 ай бұрын

The pig is on a roll rn

@thedemonnemo 11 ай бұрын

I would not put it past Tim to only pick the more sleeze bag sponsors to do readings for. They are probably much more chill about Tim riffing in weird directions during the read, plus it's a real fake business thing to do.

@sublimelove23 11 ай бұрын

Grifter advertising grifters, poetic

@Lopfff 11 ай бұрын

Tim’s ad reads are the best since Norm MacDonald Live

@simapatel1834 11 ай бұрын

Only Tim could turn announcing his mom's death into a funny moment. RIP to your mom, sorry for your loss.

@flake452 11 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss Tim, it was kind of you to make your mother that Beef Wellington with Mushrooms before she died.

@paul.martens 11 ай бұрын

Omg. On a serious note, why prolong the suffering.

@chrissarvello6852 11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@tomikaze777 11 ай бұрын

Tim is the perfect news distributor for 2023 when the world is just about to end.

@SquashGuy02134 11 ай бұрын

They want 90% of us gone by 2030.

@acethirtysix8378 11 ай бұрын

He would make a great fallout radio dj

@MrMrRadarada 11 ай бұрын

We call him 'The End Times Narrator.'

@_Snapper 11 ай бұрын

@@acethirtysix8378absolute shout ,would love Tim dillion station in the next GTA

@Fish_Taco_NJ 11 ай бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss tim. She might have lost it but she loved you and has to be proud of what you’ve accomplished

@joninature 11 ай бұрын

sorry for your loss, Tim. I am sure she was beyond proud of you and I have no doubt you made her laugh and brightened up her life like you do all of us ♡

@Jeff-tt7wj 11 ай бұрын

Tim looking like he showed up to an interview at Trader Joe’s trying to get an edge over the other candidates.

@trevorscan 11 ай бұрын

"Tell us a little about yourself, Tim..."

@z.bongerman1062 11 ай бұрын

That's good shit

@alienjournalism 11 ай бұрын

Even with a 4-year parasocial relationship with this genius under my belt I still feel a little weird that I laughed so hard at the last 2 mins of this ep. RIP Tim’s mom ❤️

@lancegoodthrust546 11 ай бұрын

Tim is slowly dressing like his Long Island relatives.

@mathompson53187 11 ай бұрын

Nothing slow about it.

@lucaslevonmusic 11 ай бұрын

It probably takes him awhile to put on socks

@shaggydoo2095 11 ай бұрын

Already was with the ill-fitting Ralph Lauren

@billyjean5934 11 ай бұрын

@@shaggydoo2095however slim-fitting they make them hes still Ralph's finest son

@lancegoodthrust546 8 ай бұрын

@@shaggydoo2095 You shut your mouth! Ill-fitting RL is MY future look lol.

@theremingtonjames 11 ай бұрын

When Tim uploads I stop what I'm doing, toss on a bib, & hop in the slop 🐷

@KACL780 11 ай бұрын

Never thought the goat was also a Tim Dillon fan...this made my day

@mattyrat4958 11 ай бұрын

When someone loses their mind or is suffering, it feels like you lose them before they actually die. I hope you hold on to the best memories you have of your mom. RIP Tim's Mom. Through his comedy, we all became your family.

@user-fs7df1xg9v 11 ай бұрын

Ver well spoken

@hamsandwich1461 11 ай бұрын

Yeah facts

@nathanbuss5044 11 ай бұрын

Deep and relatable. Thank you.

@Happy-Thankyou 9 ай бұрын

That's really gay

@themarketm8382 11 ай бұрын

I thought I would get at least 7 days in between my favourite Irish lesbian telling me how much of a loser I am, while wearing sunglasses that cost more than my house... thanks Tim.

@cctv5348 11 ай бұрын

He's not Irish

@bigben42 11 ай бұрын

@@cctv5348he is of Irish ancestry

@robertdouglas7460 11 ай бұрын

But he is a lesbian?

@cecilyerker 11 ай бұрын

How dare you misgender this proud Irish American lesbian this is her truth

@yourdogisbeautiful5845 11 ай бұрын

@@robertdouglas7460hair tells the tale

@danieltolson5341 11 ай бұрын

If you wait long enough, every villain becomes someone’s hero.

@samrussell9335 11 ай бұрын

The Ray impression makes me smile every time. Really wish we could get him on more of the regular eps, love the Patreon eps with him so much

@paulfroelich1024 11 ай бұрын

Lishun!

@jaynerobyn 11 ай бұрын

LISHUN, LISHUN TUH ME

@samrussell9335 11 ай бұрын

Loll

@fatimasappho3292 11 ай бұрын

Kump is not funny.

@tobiasguerreiro6093 11 ай бұрын

That Evian sponsorship is unexpected, but more than deserved. Tim is a true hero of the healthy nutrition movement.

@nedrobinson7490 11 ай бұрын

Choking on mustard Ice Cream while announcing the death of his mother is the most “Tim” moment of his career. Peak Tim. Literally couldn’t have scripted it any better. He quite literally belches out better material as an aside than anything written by WGA members in the last decade. (However, we support the writers; we wish them well) RIP to Mama D. May the four winds blow her safely home.

@michaelz-c4178 11 ай бұрын

This is hilarious, “we wish them well”

@jflanagan9696 11 ай бұрын

@@michaelz-c4178🏌️‍♂️

@J_Nicks 11 ай бұрын

Tim please never stop making these podcasts. You are my favorite comedian of all time I can listen to you speak for hours while I work

@Joyceages 11 ай бұрын

Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay. I wish him and Big Mike well.

@tommyoneill9761 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@giuseppefibonacci5246 11 ай бұрын

Life in the big D

@GordonCaledonia 11 ай бұрын

Wish her well-hung?

@lewiepostalone8776 11 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

@Ammon6 11 ай бұрын

Or a Brazilian transmen, equipped with a weapon of mass destruction.

@connorjackson2973 11 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear about your loss tim. Mama dillon was a staple of the show

@Stephanie-tj2ws 11 ай бұрын

You've talked so much about mom, I didn't see that one coming. Sorry for your loss. I think scattering her in Maui is an awesome idea. RIP Tim's mom. ✌️

@herbythechef7624 11 ай бұрын

Tim eating the ice cream and going "not good" made my day

@totallynotthecia 11 ай бұрын

“Prayer for Maui” giving “I wish them well” vibes

@mikeramirez3996 11 ай бұрын

RIP for Tim’s Mom, hope they serve lightly cooked fries in heaven.

@finkelsteinshitkid1299 11 ай бұрын

Tim’s shirt is from the Tommy Obama’s brand, and is the latest in functional fashion. That shirt is made with bullet proof fabric, and is fire retardant/explosive resistant while also containing tiny floatation devices sewn into the seams which keeps anyone wearer it buoyant, just in case someone is trying to drown them in small lake off of Martha’s Vineyard.

@jennycoyle8204 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ajuister 11 ай бұрын

Saw Tim in Denver couple weeks ago and he absolutely crushed it

@kathleenp3135 11 ай бұрын

Saw him in AC last year. So good!

@miroirs-jumeaux 11 ай бұрын

@@kathleenp3135air-conditioning?

@thehonestdoctor3590 11 ай бұрын

What? The chair?🤔

@kathleenp3135 11 ай бұрын

@@miroirs-jumeaux Atlantic City, NJ

@christiandowning6634 11 ай бұрын

Same, his set was incredible

@ForrestRooney 11 ай бұрын

Love when Tim says something Is baaaad or that's not gooooood

@KJones-qs7ju 11 ай бұрын

I’m sorry about you mom, Tim. May she finally be at peace. And God bless her for bringing someone so talented and realistic into the world.

@axisspins9004 11 ай бұрын

Tim is the only gay man that I trust

@brookejodyhayes1360 11 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss Tim. 🙏 I lost my momma when I was 14, and over a decade later I still miss her every day. In all seriousness, may God bless you and comfort you abundantly in these difficult times my dear friend. Thanks for everything, pig… 🖤 🐖

@xvpekv1lp 11 ай бұрын

I kind of like that these episodes are uploaded at completely random times and days. I forget about you and then I'm pleasantly surprised.

@John-gg6op 11 ай бұрын

R.I.P Tim Dillons Mom, Sorry for your loss Tim 🙏🏽

@thomaslauria4642 11 ай бұрын

His casual "not good" on the ice cream review killed me. So funny Timmy, plz run for president

@ateallthemonsters2302 11 ай бұрын

My favorite part about Tim’s audience is somewhere, someone knew precisely how to pronounce that mushroom through years and years of study.

@cecilyerker 11 ай бұрын

My brother is that guy, he’s a field mycologist

@canubeetquad 11 ай бұрын

You're mom gave us the gift of Tim. Thank you Tim's mom! Rest in Peace!

@kicknollingwood6887 11 ай бұрын

RIP to mama Dillon, she's going to the great asylum in the sky now ❤ #oceangate

@qRazuh 11 ай бұрын

shoutout to Tim's mom for raising such a fine gentlemen, we owe it to her to sign up for Tims sponsors so he can buy an island near her final resting place

@billyjean5934 11 ай бұрын

You forget to mention such a handsome chap and Ralph Lauren's finest representative!

@ltpunisher6666 11 ай бұрын

This is my new favorite Podcast!!!! I look forward to this now!!! LoL

@mikejordan3598 11 ай бұрын

It makes my week

@dontme5670 11 ай бұрын

Hell yeah. So good and the only patreon im subscribed to

@aidanaidan8852 11 ай бұрын

46:32 “Submitting a claim to Morgan and Morgan is as easy as watching the planes fly into the towers” god I miss these ad reads, I hope he does more like this 😂

@modelchanger1332 11 ай бұрын

was looking for a comment highlighting this, definitely worth watching the ads

@heathhancock 11 ай бұрын

RIP TIM'S MOM. WE OWE A LOT TO HER.

@kniivess 11 ай бұрын

rip patty! im surprised she didnt want her ashes to be pressed into the crystalline beads and shoved into a princess diana bear 🖤

@nedrobinson7490 11 ай бұрын

GAaAaAahhhhhd DAMN 😂🤣

@michaelz-c4178 11 ай бұрын

RIP to big mama Tim, send Timmy love and hugs through this difficult knife fight

@querying1979 11 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss Tim. Always enjoyed listening to stories about your mom. ❤

@ayche.dee23 11 ай бұрын

Much love to you, Tim and may your mother finally be in peace. Thank you for bringing us the laughs even through your pain

@BillyBoggle 11 ай бұрын

Real comment ❤

@Yaboi89 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for this, I really needed to hear your voice and get a good laugh in. Hope everyone is doing well.

@amyf_spot7511 11 ай бұрын

Condolences on your mom, Tim.

@the_uglysteve6933 11 ай бұрын

On his mom?

@MemoROFL 11 ай бұрын

Thanks for making up the backlog of posts, I don't know what I'd do without this show

@jamesmurphy8530 11 ай бұрын

Never simultaneously laughed and cried like that before in my life. RIP to your Mom Tim, really sorry for your loss. Thanks for all the laughs

@danielmcdonnell4779 11 ай бұрын

Sorry about your Mom. I know how hard it is watching someone you deeply love deteriorate in front of you. You have showed humor instead of pain. Just letting you know it’s okay to grieve ❤️

@yurielcundangan9090 11 ай бұрын

Dillon always is really entertaining

@Jiggy609 11 ай бұрын

Who the fuck calls him “Dillon” lol

@timhanner23 11 ай бұрын

Hbunun

@WOGR 11 ай бұрын

Tim I am so sorry for your loss Brother. You’ve made me smile and laugh so much through good and harder times. i wish you much peace in this time of mourning.

@mikolfarley 11 ай бұрын

R.I.P. Tim's mom. I spread moms ashes in several places and not everyone was happy about it, but it was places that she had the most fun at.

@johnduckguitar7083 11 ай бұрын

The absolute peak of podcasting, the peak of the internet , this is insane

@AM2K2 11 ай бұрын

Tim, does this sad passing of your mother mean you will have a reunion with 'ol aunt Kathy? Keep us updated.

@Amen-sx3mp 11 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss Tim. I hope you are okay, and I hope there is someone keeping you resilient as your comedy tends to do for us. 🙏

@maxmeeks9910 11 ай бұрын

Tim, sorry for your loss. I know that in this time in history, many of us have had to endure parents that long-ago checked out, but were still here. All of the zombie shows are an analogy for people we loved and lost.

@drew8393 11 ай бұрын

Tim’s definitely made it. Between the auto ads every 2 minutes and Tim’s sponsor reads, I couldn’t put down the remote. Ad’s don’t skip themselves. Dude’s undeniable.

@tonybilello9340 11 ай бұрын

Rest in peace Tim's Mom. 🇺🇲

@dayman9432 11 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss, Tim. Like others said, the stories about her were so funny and really brought joy to a lot of people

@Felhoney1 11 ай бұрын

Omg I had no idea. RIP PATTY!!! I’m devastated. She was a good woman.

@aaronlim7324 11 ай бұрын

Condolences Tim on the passing of your mum. You loved her and this must be hard for you buddy.

@pmn7544 11 ай бұрын

Aw Tim rest in peace to your mother! We all loved hearing her stories ❤

@MrSeagoblin123 11 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss Tim. Wishing the best for you and your family ❤

@JG-jy7pe 11 ай бұрын

i feel like tim on saturday night is top notch

@porks8947 11 ай бұрын

hope you're keeping well tim, very sorry to hear about your mother. wish you all the best

@jopo7996 11 ай бұрын

Interesting take on Obama, Tim. May I suggest some daily swimming lessons, and a subtle undergarment inflatable lifejacket?

@jordandunne5292 11 ай бұрын

Knocked it out of the park with this one Tim

@BobMcRoberts1991 11 ай бұрын

RIP to your mother Tim. The joke at the end of this episode with her cremation and hawaii is just chef's kiss.

@diavolorosa 11 ай бұрын

So sorry to hear this news Tim. I hope you are able to take time to grieve, and find comfort in your best memories of your mom ❤

@sukidawter 11 ай бұрын

He looks like the CIA connect in a third world country on a Tom Clancy film.

@jordan_velasquez 11 ай бұрын

As much as Barry and Big Mike are an interesting duo, it's better to check out Barry's limo driver Larry Sinclair and their escapades!

@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X 11 ай бұрын

His chef knew too much tho

@jordan_velasquez 11 ай бұрын

@@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X Sinclair met the same fate

@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 11 ай бұрын

Is that the one that did lines with him?

@jordan_velasquez 11 ай бұрын

@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 💯

@nedrobinson7490 11 ай бұрын

Larry should be the next POTUS, just for his commitment to the bit. The “it happened in Gurnee, IL” detail gets me every time 😂🤣

@jessdedication 11 ай бұрын

I’m so sorry for your loss, I know it’s confusing and painful to lose a parent. We try to joke it off, but it still hurts so much ❤

@seanvillalba11 11 ай бұрын

My condolences Tim. I wish I was able to handle pain the way you can

@Kkuster 11 ай бұрын

There’s never a bad time for you to show up in my feed

@Michael-fs1cw 11 ай бұрын

Me?

@Inoggunous 11 ай бұрын

It's never enough when it comes to Tim, fucking tremendous!

@DonCarso 11 ай бұрын

Love it Tim. You make me remember life is more than work and appearances.

@matthewcurry3565 11 ай бұрын

Bless you and your family through such tough times bro. Much love

@ZPotCat 11 ай бұрын

"The Imagination" must be an underground sex club

@mdm2735 11 ай бұрын

Tim your a bad ass, love the pod!

@mattasticmattattack8546 11 ай бұрын

There are very few things that can always make me happy, and Tim's Kump impression is top tier❤

@loganhiatt1577 11 ай бұрын

Tim imitating Ray at 43:14 made my heart so warm and happy. Took me back to the good ole days with gas digital

@bethnoyes2604 11 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear about your mom. It would be beautiful to spread her ashes by the banyan tree in Maui ❤

@MommaLousKitchen 11 ай бұрын

💀

@cecilyerker 11 ай бұрын

Ashes to ashes literally

@goatsmakemovies 11 ай бұрын

I’d like to see more Tim Dillon taste tests lol

@yomyanavic9411 11 ай бұрын

Everything you do is in stellar taste. Thank you so so much Tim. We absolutely love the work.

@bethanybergeson4192 11 ай бұрын

Rumor has it, the Australian lady is coming out with a cookbook. She will be calling it a fun guide to fungi.

@bigmac786 11 ай бұрын

Tim Dillon podcast was made for GRAND THEFT AUTO radio feeds

@benhamza8881 11 ай бұрын

The best way to keep up on the news

@TheSoliloquist 11 ай бұрын

It’s winter in Australia, Tim. Don’t blame the heat, blame the cooch. Peace.

@willempascascio 11 ай бұрын

My condolences Tim You have kept me alive many nights

@Winn-Daniel 11 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear about your mother I hope you're doing all right Timmy

@julianbluefeather8491 11 ай бұрын

I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!

@GrimeWorldOrder 11 ай бұрын

Yo tim! Big fan, I would love to see you and Godfrey have a sit down! Would be so dope for the culture. Two of the biggest comics east meets west

@TheDrcamarena87 11 ай бұрын

Was listening on Spotify, had to jump on here just to give Timmy props for squeezing in a Lil Scrappy 'money in the bank' reference 🤣 the rant GOAT OKAYKAYKAY!