@@zarfa-de1266 but...but, how do I pronounce it!?! Edit: thank you all who have informed me how to pronounce it but I'd like to say that was part of the joke

@Kavetion sike

@Kavetion Wow another professor in looser

@@Cam-Corder waterme- warfsta- worsteshish- whatever sauce i can't even spell it

@Blue 🔥 wow we found the biggest loser here

@@rumblingstation3440 *My

@Zenith chill dude, that right there is a bot

@@DamienRoyan you know why they call bots, bots? Because bots are are like flies they need to die

@@DamienRoyan you know why they call bots, bots? Because bots are are like flies they need to die

The truth hath been spoken

@Ross With No Sauce YESSS

RIGHT?!

I would legitimately date Ln'eta, she is such a sweetheart. As for Estir, I would love to have her as a friend, she is both cultured and unhinged, the best combination out there! But I wouldn't want to date her, she is a bit too extra for that.

What?

Quality over quantity

Hey that sounds like charlie chaplin's quote

New favorite quote

Same the other way around, if you’re far enough away

it’s so funny when he says something and the mc repeats it😭

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@@rumblingstation3440 Of course you are champ! Now who wants their sippy cup?

♥️🌺 May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺

@@sydneyjarmon3489 ♥️🌺 May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺

He should of just spammed Estir 1000000 times and see if there is any ending for that.

ECONOMY!

@@theasigamer1617 tttt. M

And then Grind

"can we.... equilibrium? 😘"

And we argue in the last night cooking :/

3 kisses

Ln'eta is the best girl confirmed

Is this a dream or coma for the man walking in a nightmares of others

samee

the voice acting was actually tearful like, I am so not the type for these date novel types but holy shit she actually sounded torn apart...

im not crying, your crying

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@@rumblingstation3440 cap

@@ddan1998 atleast it isnt "markiplier's niece burns in hell"

@@RodinsTheBanger Been doing my part and reporting all the posts.

Got to appreciate a well used ‘Literally’

Absolutely.

Dude he was so into that play it was awesome

Damn, 46 smooches

Try to triple the smooches so you get 69 😏😏

27 left to go

at that point you just summoned an eldritch harem

13:12 :]

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What's a masochist

@@adrianvilaga1102 someone that likes being hurt physically or mentally (mainly in a sexual way)

@@adrianvilaga1102 Someone that has a YT channel called "Markiplier"

@@creepypeep6837 what

More like "I love the kind of women that can just mentally and physically torture me in a hellscape beyond reality, time, and space until the last vestiges of light has left the universe and the only things certain are pain, anguish, insanity, and smooches."

@@maddoxio "Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I'm a real FREAK"

@@wlt3585 "Oh you a freak freak!"

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Honestly I feel the same way. Something about them is so ho- I mean terrifying 😅

The pink drawings and writing were too cute man

Plus she extra-wide load thicc, Estir/Missy just can't compete.

Da hell it ain't! Don't talk about her Majesty like that!

agreed

also can we talk about how our main character is mega simp

Actual lore! Wow!

yeah IK some mad foreshadowing

This series is stupidly good

Prequel, apparently

Same bro, same!

@卐-soundcity-卐 we‘ve got a professor in stupid.

@@Suo_kongque Some people are just the worst. I know it's a bot but that doesn't excuse anything

When he's taking to estir, his name his dearest, because that's what she calls him. When he's alone, its just 'me'

@Don't read profile photo ok

@卐-soundcity-卐 Shut

Just the static of his reaction makes me laugh so much 😂

They’re literally the same character

I kid you not, even I screamed in sync with them

Think we all joined in with the YAAAASSSSSS!

Fuck Estir, all my homies hate Estir

Aight bet.

My mans never heard of ddlc

Anything with women in it meets this level of horror

​@@Chilldude-zh1ltdawg😂

yes ln'eta is best girl

It made me cry

@Beast v2🔥 bot

@@henrydonne9340 Same. ;-;

@Beast v2🔥 degenerate bot moment

Bots 😔

Bots 😔

bots📸

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@@luciomainbtw7064 my content does not exist, so it is objectively best LMFAO. No but seriously, fuck the bots

You did phenomenally. Honestly, the recitals were so much fun, and you delivered them perfectly. To be honest, while I prefer Ly'nta, I could listen to the recitals all day.

^+

Fantastic work, and I'm happy that it seems both Mark and Manly enjoyed your work, because I did.

Wow! Really?!?! YOUR VOICE ACTING WAS SO GOOOOODDDDD!!!!

How did you pronounce Worcestershire Sause

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT HAD TO BE YOU I KNEEEEEEW IT

Your voice acting is so incredible! I want to be a VA someday and watching this video has reminded me it's possible Sorry, that's sappy, I'm just impressed!

Who couldn’t be a Ln’eta fan!

You rock it! I couldn't stop thinking about how the voice actresses were so talented

Yo, this is really cool!!! You doing this and getting a party of this is great, also ln'eta all the way Edit: excuse me I have HOW MANY LIKES

The Markiplier classic, breaking games wherever he goes.

fun fact i slurped tea at the same time he slurped his juice lmao

@@nehaarikad4066 juice Tea bros

@@nehaarikad4066 what kind of tea

I don’t remember writing this well I might need to get that checked

@@thrumwolf9583 *the good kind*

It was a galaxy brain play from D.

SAME

Adorable and hilarious

like she can see things we can’t comprehend and even this is out of her reach of being understandable😂

FR SHE WAS ALL “How did I even get to this point?”

Lmao

@Beast v2🔥 no one asked

Yeah no one asked

@@demoknight1951 don't give those trolls/bots attention,it only fuels them. Report them instead

@@sunlightshadow013 aye that’ll do

Whats the timestamp for it?

@@prestonlong33 It happens at 25:09

He's all like "This is tea" 𓆏

I got to stop reading comments before finishing the video. Spoilers man

@@starfallentertainment9131 Just like an eldridge horror you can never forget what you have just experienced

Lady Dimitrescu: Ahem!

Honestly they sound more like edldedlded kinky demons

@@Gustavo-po9bd what's esledldel?

@@jennifervan75 Humans can't spell edlaekkejdw sauce

He just want to know how it would feel 😌

Only gonna work on girls that are in a higher dimension than you.

well it's honest, Missy and Darling have known each other so just sharing what they dig in girls isn't the weirdest thing to do in a relationship.

It's actually a really good pickup line though-

Bro am I the only one who thinks he’s right by saying that

i wann get lost in your tendrils bb girl 🦑

TRUE

“What is a king to a jester?” “A target”

In a world where they are real... not believing is just being in denial XD

me doing the same joke sooner and getting less likes be like: *Suprised pikachu face*

Well if a God is real and you still don't believe in them you're just asking to get whooped

@@xcell_r4thr87 in some pantheons, it's more that you're attempting to replace them 🙃 Actually that's true for reality today too, kinda, with "empires chosen by the gods" structures and all that... and I forget if Pharohs were considered gods themselves for Egypt.

yes

I second this notion

I third this notion

I fourth this notion

I fifth this notion

I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

I reaaaallyyy want to like your comment but I dont want to be the one to ruin your perfect 777 likes

I always thought the quote was “Comedy is tragedy happening to someone else”, but I guess that’s another way to say it.

Isnt it tragedy is merely comedy from far enough away?

v x3woots v nope, def that comedy is tradegy from far away. esp considering the context in the game

Comedy = tragedy + time

Same

Mark is my inspiration, my parents said if I get 100k subscribers they'd definitely buy me a better camera for recording.. 。、

Some great voice acting with her, I actually felt bad

Really? Wow I guess I'm the only one who found it a bit funny

@@the-annoyinator yes out of the 1.3 million people who have watched this so far you're the ONLY ONE who found that funny. Guess you're just quirky and different. Congrats.

Time stamp?

Here Brotha Take This Item Unlocked 13:09

@@_TheCursedOne_ thank you brotha I shall be forever in your debt

But what ifs there’s a male eldritch god Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that tho

@@YourFavouriteInternetGuy kiss the homies goodnight

Slaneesh?

I'm quite sure he'd be the god of smooches

"Becoming a god by kissing all of them" sounds like something that could very easily happen in ancient Greece...

now there's two comments

@The brokepokegangsters•2y ago 707 likes and 3 comments ima fix dat real quick

Can someone get the door for me? My hands are full with this sandwich party tray.

5 comments and 894 likes I am going to fix that

I need to take some notes from that dude. How can we compare to that guy

Mood.

Mood

Mood

Mood.

Mood.

Surely you mean L'neta

​@@Phantom914 surely he did

everything for those smooches

Also Mark: Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!

And dating games like this constantly refocus my attention on my own inescapable, soul crushing loneliness, but I'm also not a masochist!* *Okay, I must be at least a little bit of a masochist because I always feel the desire to come back for more anyway.

"I'm not a masochist guys I just want to see if my body can handle it"

mark: get my body mutilated and mind turned to sunder! sign be up

Especially the Welsh

@@MrChaoticreign Lovecraft is positively vibrating in his grave

To be fair, that would explain a number of things.

OH MY GOD JACKSEPTICEYE IS A ELDRITCH GOD THEN

By that logic, Polish too.

YES i was looking for someone else talking about this it is SO FUNNY

the look on her face is priceless

presumably in an earth church and the like. imagine marrying an outer God in a fucking church

The fact that it says ((he was serious)) had me dying ngl

That's a funny ending cuz she be like "wtf-"

25:00

*Metal Gear SFX*

*Boss music starts playing, health bar shows up in the wall*

Just put doom music over it then it’s more terrifying

👁🐙👁

@@angelinac3724 LMAO

👁 👅 👁 👍

LaTanya

Just wait till he gets to auntie nyan nyan

“What comes after today?” “Tomorrow, silly!” has me SOBBING, it has no right to come from a game like this 😭

@@anzuaoi9691 honestly, the part that kills me most at the end of that scene, when ln'eta drew Darling so she was able to remember him, she didnt draw him as her perfect boyfriend with the tentacles and hand mouth. She drew him as he was when they met. She chose to remember him as he was, rather than who he came to be for her.

The whole breakup with lneta ending actually made me sad :(

Damn, got me tearing up over here, certainly didn’t expect that.

according to this if a dream that goes on forever can theoretically become reality and yesterday i dreamed about having a Lego Saul Goodman minifigure if i don't wake up it will eventually get real thus allowing me to own a Lego Saul Goodman minifigure

My chrome crashed at the exact moment after he said that...

@@dlihcd.nargsnamesiw3782 did you have 2 tabs open?

@@mr.macbeth5872 what? why are you asking me that kind of question? no, only using 1 tab.

@@mr.macbeth5872 💀 if your computer crashes with 2 tabs open, it's time for an upgrade

Yes

I'm still dying over the fact we got memed by a god (the peasant to rich meme to be precise)

I accidentally disliked your comment, don’t worry I fixed my mistake

Yea that was funny ash

@@Themeatballyousee whats your pfp from? Looks cool.

He’s already met one, and she’s as adorable as a primordial star.

hey, stalkers can be scarier than the elder Gods!!

@@karak962 what about stalker elder gods

@@user-xm6wg1lc5w guess you win some you lose some 😪💔

Yes cuz Estir is mmmmmmmmm mid

Oh here, i actually had fun with her, but TEAM LN'ETA STILL!

@Kelly Hart plus the plays were kinda boring to watch compared to the rituals in my opinion >:p

Estirs trash & ln'eta isn't, so no wonder right?

Tsundere you see them once, you seen it all

"I gently open The door" scene, or alone with Monika in the club room in space?

my guess is the Act 3 monika scene. shes looking at youuuuu

..... I now wish this was a route you could take.....

I wish that was an option bc I'm genuinely curious how it could go if you were loyal to L'neta, but I also understand that the character is meant to be a smooch-obsessed dumbass with tunnel vision and he doesn't even seem to have realised that life as he knows it is over from the moment he summons L'neta, still thinking about keeping his job and all. His priorities seem to go "smooches", "survival", then "not losing his income", and he's brazen enough to risk angering the King in Yellow over the creampuff thing, so it makes sense that he'd toe the line like that in the hopes of potentially smooching both of them more

As Michaela Laws, the voice of L'neta, says in her playthrough, "He has brain size of walnut." He wants to smooch both and will do what it takes to get smooches from both and stay alive. ..though that last part always fails, and he ends up dying no matter which route he takes. 😆

@@sunnywhite196 not sure why i didnt see your comment in my notifications, but that's awesome

@@aquamarie3117 I also just had another thought about it. Estir could potentially fire back that Dearest/Darling accepted the switch in devotion by asking to smooch Estir twice. I don't think that would go well for Dearest/Darling. 😆 And it's all good. KZfaq has been hiding a lot of uploads from me unless I look for them myself, so I figure it's a glitch in the system.

Darling/Dearest during Estir’s route: “if cheating on an Eldritch god with her sister is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right”

@@outdoorscholar6016 😎

yes ur right

Aw FUCK, now I'M crying TOO *sobs profusely*

*sobs confusingly*

*Sobs plainly*

*sobs painfully*

That was legitimately one of the few times I've ever sobbed over a game's ending. Usually, I feel sad, but not "grab the tissues and a carton of chocolate ice cream" sobbing. But that ending legitimately hurt.

lol

Well he'll have to settle with a tall cat lady for now.

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oh dont worry he will. especially with the chapter 3

@@riverajustinmarks. ....... Cat lady?....... Welp I'm getting this game now.

It's from a show

Ahhhh Horrible Histories

It's a reference to Horrible Histories

"What colour is your bugatti" is still the better line for when you wish to flex 😂

@@yellow_flash813 backfires easily if you don’t own a bugatti yourself 💀💀💀

I see what you did there

So did Darling

In that ending tbh I teared up, very wholesome

@@abhishekrajesh2300 no ✋😭

69 likes nice

*cough cough* Dream Daddy *cough cough*

The main character also kinda looks like mark Only difference is he's blonde

@@cezar6411 he's not. He becomes blond after being kissed by estir.

@@cezar6411 The main character actually has brown hair; it changes color according to which chapter he plays. So first chapter it was Pink, and this chapter was blonde, the next chapter would be blue.

Mark is true chaos, which makes this game particularly good since it's clearly made for a chaotic audience like him and is written to perfectly match that energy. I've never seen Mark vibe with a game so much before.

maybe mark could give jack a few tips

You just said the differences between Mark and Jack in that sentence

69 likes noice

if not octopus that would be true

Nah we gotta make a whole new tier for Ln'eta ngl

Love how confused she looks, lol

@@scheelesgreen4788 nah the gold lady is just annoying

That, and she actually, you know, recognizes when she's in the wrong. Whether human or eldritch horror, that is an important quality in a partner

I like Estir's tsundere vibes more. For an eldritch god of unspeakable horrors, it's cute.

I just love how wholesome she is in the chapter. In addition to the cute things like the notebook vandalism and her reaction to Darling learning how to say “I love you”, she’s genuinely dedicated to Darling, even though she sees right through his lies, she keeps faith in him until the end, and even in the breakup shows mercy and doesn’t blame him. And in the good ending she’s so attached that she wants to find any excuse to stay a little bit longer with Darling even if she’s asleep during it.

Tf are y’all saying

The "Eldritch Embrace" ritual she wrote out?? Heck'n adorable!!