The fact we were robbed of the moment he first saw it is the greatest crime in history

i feed my son he is becoming powerful

"...giant rectangles of...prosperity"

"Feed me my oats tiny round human"

The sheep has transcended math and logic to become an absolute unit of a rhombus

My slab of a son!

You can literally hear Pat dying.

Not gonna lie, this is one of my top favorite intro segments they've done since it paved the way to funny shit to waste time on.

"Gigantic Square Van Cows!" - Woolie 2018

Zangief has entered the ring.

Did we all legit think Woolie said, "through various ＭＥＭＥＳ?"

“I am growing stronger”

A large torso with disproportionately small appendages? I think I know why Pat is losing his shit over this...

A cold open to already-lost shit.

I knew this was gonna be one of my favorite podcasts with the title and the first thing you hear being pats maniacal laughter

Big Boss didn't die for these kind of Memes

That moment in the SBFC where I wished that I had been watching the stream.

I EAT FOOD, I GET A BIG

No it's not what Brock Lesner rides to work that IS Brock lesner

You know you're in for a treat they're laughing like that before it even starts

I've watched this several times now and I still hear "various memes."

Memes and farm history predicted dynamaxing

! A B S O L U T E U N I T !

Horses are now ruined for me forever ,thanks Matt

Well, here in Taiwan, this shit is real. Some folks sacrifice pigs to the gods on the 5th day of Chinese New Year, in order to gain favor and good luck throughout the whole year. It is believed that the bigger the pig, the better the year you'll have, so it's quite competitive among those folks. The highest record was that in the year 2012, the prize pig was raised to 1061 kilograms (~1.17 ton). Despite the criticisms on force feeding and animal cruelty, this tradition is still going strong.

Miss these guys

Holy shit I busted a gut

OATS, SON

I swear I read a MLP fanfic that had the VR goggles premise once

Now I'm sad. :(

Did the sheep eat a painting?

Hranim svog sina, postaje snažan.

This podcast is the reason why i understand the owl with a nightcap in Witcher 3

Thats one helluva sheep

I keep fucking relistening to this one because the descent into madness never ceases to amuse me.

B E C O M E G I A N T

I've heard this clip about a dozen times by now, and every single time I STILL mishear Woolie as saying "Various MEMES".

P O L Y G O N A L

I wish they would just release the bit were Pat's losing his shit

Ahhhh... Good(?) memories...

This. Is without a doubt. My favorite start to a podcast EVER! X'D Fucking trapezoid sheep, man.

The parrot thing about the indoctrination of sounds of god is a huge liar, which is fair, because its the main topic of that of which woolie presented.

that title what

this is why they broke up

I wonder if Matt and Pat were on the rocks even here... :/

What amazing messageboards do they find this stuff?

the whole bit isn't even really that funny, they "milk it". It's Pat's reaction in the beginning that I keep coming back for

That meme only lasted like a week huh