His hands will never be strong enough for the 3DO's B button

He eats corn the long way

Leroytirebiter *FORCES INTENSIFIES*

Leroytirebiter you win

Send this to Matt.

*_CLANG_*

The pull of its gravity creates a pleasant tingly feeling in the back of the brain

Fucking Enrico Pucci wouldn't want this fucking Gravity.

I lost my shit so hard along with Pat once I was able to see the image. XD

cbb88dragonborn maybe you're the blind one

Its actually not as bad as you think. If I was going to compare it to a modern controller. Its like a 360 controller with the chat pad.

Luis Santiago is that a challenge

Glad I watched Game Theory to fathom that comparison.

Well, you wouldn't "HAVE to", but GT did a video on how a Pokemon would supposedly use a small black hole via science. In summary: it either defeats the purpose (putting it lightly) or does fuck all.

I'd be happy with a Duke with shoulder buttons

brooza664 yeah I guess that’d make things a kinda better but I just can’t man, I simply cannot. Not again, not for that amount of money

Wait untill they find out that it's impossiple to hit black and white on the S controller.

The 3DO controller bullied Woolie's thumb pretty hard.

_"Ha HA! You triggered the BAG OF MARBLES card"_

I can't believe they're still on Montreal!

Mike The Loli King ikr. Matt walked in

Michael Hand as much as I adore the N64, that controller did not hold up well...it being my first home console kinda softened the blow, but compared to other things, there's no real reason we had to get this weird trident thing that I'm pretty sure only one game had you hold in a decent fashion, that being Kirby 64.

It’s fine most games don’t even use the dpad

It was designed for mk goro to use his extra hands

that being said, there is no better feeling than taunting in Smash bros on the N64, the way you lift your right hand and slap the L button as fast as possible before the round ends! Its like hitting the big red button to Launch the Nukes, and trying to time it so the screen pauses at just the right time for the pose as the results come up. Its the best thing about the controller, and probably the only good thing.

As a kid I had to rest the rumble pack in the back in the floor because otherwise my wrists wound break. :(

I'm actually serious about The Duke. I preferred it over the updated controllers that I eventually bought. I even got a 4-second KO in Def Jam: Fight for NY with one. I know I can't prove it, and you won't believe me, but I had to defend that controller, out of pure love, a lot of the time.

I could also never get used to PS controllers(of any generation) because they are so small and wimpy. It feels like sheltering a butterfly in your hands. I need a big manly slab of plastic that can handle a mauling.

+Dr. Killer Gorilla Mountain ...Jesus christ dude, when people say play they dont mean roughly plow your controller.

I can honestly kinda vibe; I can't confirm for sure yet, not having used the Duke, but I relate to you feeling that the Dualshocks are too small, and surprisingly and thankfully even the old Xbox S has worked well, despite how big my hands are.

Really? In this age where people blow hundreds of dollars on microtransactions to get literally nothing in return this blows your mind?

Some people got a case of the big hands.

Only buildings can sustain the duke now.

thelaughingrouge Its HUGE is infinite, and soon, only galaxies will be able to sate it.

TooEliteForYou Ha!

Lonequacker Probably the same way a grown man would drive a lever operated track vehicle.

holy shit i had a friend that had that and she made me use that controller whenever we played. i remember it having a really really strong plastic smell

I still need to get that so badly

AfroMetalMizu He can’t handle the Duke. Mine had the S one, which had the white and black buttons on the bottom.

AfroMetalMizu he can barely hold a mouse

upon further listening, I was correct haha

Yeah I also guess that. Thanks for history lessons, AVGN

That was my first console haha thanks Dad

National Sperm Bank of America pls delete your profile picture and change your name

Fuzzy Gunz no dad

They know their “target demographic”

National Sperm Bank of America next they'll rerelease windows me for $1000

Well, Hyperkin sells it. Microsoft just licensed it.

Or used the d-pad

There are only 2 ways to improve the 360 controller. 1: Good D-pad. 2: Bring back the black and white buttons (and put them below the other buttons like they had them on the improved original xbox controller) while KEEPING the left and right bumpers (L1 and R1 for you PSPlebes). There's a third option as well which is swap the location of the D-pad and left analog stick, but that's a sidegrade and only deserves existence if the way they had it was also in the picture. Okay, and maybe they can make them in multiple sizes so people of all hand sizes can have their fun, but let's not get too crazy here.

I honestly don't like it very much, despite using it almost every day. I prefer the DS3.

Crazimo ps3 controller fo' life!

Literally the only thing bad about it was the d-pad and that's it.

Playerbam but it was a chainsaw

Does that even count though? The point was that it was a goddamn motherfucking chainsaw

It was more of a cool novelty thing for RE4 though (GOD i want it so bad)

Might as well include the Wu Tang Clan W and Onimusha Sword Controllers.

G Checks The episode is called "The Grand Unified Theory" and you're right: it's one of the best.

Literally Who A fucking nightmare

The Mjolnir of controllers.

Hot Coldman they want twitch subs

The jaguar controller had some overlays iirc, like doom had pictures of the weapon you'd select if you pressed that button

Yep the Jaguar controller did the same. Previous Atari controllers that had a numb pad did this with some games as well.

I'm sure people have paid more for hospitalization for eating tide pods

+ExcelExcel Meme? What? The Duke controller is legitimately one of the best controllers ever made? I guess you're fucking tiny? But, I'm 6'6''. Most controllers give me goddamn HAND CRAMPS. It sucks!

dude i have big hand this controller is not in any way shape or form good it really is a $70 meme

+Azrael Mortem I don't think 12 year olds do a lot of buying controllers anyway.

Szriko with that shitty mentality I think you’re the 12 y/o lol

d-pad mode is very comfortable. analog stick mode, not so much.

Jacob Juarez its actually pretty good for the N64 games

It's a dildo with a wingspan

Obviously you were born too late, son.

Kaz Kobb I was 13 when that console came out and I concur. There’s a reason why every controller now rip off the SNES and PlayStation.

bigyin396 It's like a room full of those really old cell phones.

+bazz Ha! Simpsons jokes.

Clout Level = Very Bad

DrScaphandre I DID.

I did

Yo!

People with large hands, as well as those who kind of liked the black and white buttons.

People with a raging case of gigantism

Unfortunately this controller is primarily marketed to humans, not werewolves. Maybe that's their mistake.

LOL!! Good one! XP I'm glad they made the mistake, then we wouldnt have this controller! HAHA!!