This compilation is 150 minutes long. Cory said he would beat the game in 15 minutes. Therefore, one Cory minute is 10 minutes long, he beat the game in 15 Cory minutes

Rewatching this on 9/11 because i know people who died at that shit

Cory sitting in the car adorned in his ceremonial garbs while his skin violently reacts to the LA air will forever be my favorite OneyPlays moment

Listening to Cory begin to stumble in a sentence is magical. He just gets worse and worse, like watching a toddler climb up a greased hill.

Crazy to think this series is only 40 minutes or less

Cory isn’t reacting well to the LA air

I love how cory’s descent into madness is established in the first like 30 seconds. Never change

Next time Cory plays anything he's remotely good at we need a heartrate monitor and a facecam

1:16:00 I love how wrong yet accurate Corey’s Mario movie prediction was

46:43 Cory has legitimately some of the best scream voice acting I’ve ever heard lmaoo

The Tolmar bit was like a perfect opportunity to actually use the correct definition of "gaslighting" "And we blew it"

I really liked when they configured the controller for a lonnnng tiiiiiime

48:33 Cory does the Captain Falcon "Yes!" taunt so accidentally perfect

Cory was about 35 percent correct about the Mario movie, it was in Brooklyn and the music was from around the 80's

Chris and Zach's improv is the best part of this Especially 9:37

Can't believe Cory beat this game 10 times in this video. Wow

I love super Mario world. The colors blew my mind as a kid.

These last few completes videos have been such an eye opener for me and really put things into perspective. “Oh wow the Super Mario playthrough was only two and a half hours long? Huh…kinda felt like it’d be longer. Also, the Sonic playthrough is HOW LONG??? NINE HOURS??? HOW??!”

Cory saying he would beat the game in 15 minutes then taking 15 minutes to complain about the controls gives me life

i love how the first 5 minutes are dedicated to getting the controller to work

1:53:48 this bit right here … The Simpsons bit will always be the funniest thing on earth ! The thought of Homer strangling them both to death because they made fun of him for liking Mario is hysterical !

22:40 Did Zach just unintentionally make the fish eating a carrot sound?

I’ve rewatched the original uploads of this one so many times, absolutely a classic banger play through to laugh at and relax to Cory screaming about the Xbox d-pad

Chris asks Cory why he's back in Choco Mountain after pretending to be Homer strangling Patty and Selma

Sad they cut out the part where Tomar bashed Zach's head into the wall.

1:37:29 I love how he spends about a minute describing the episode while asking Zach if he's seen it and no one says ANYTHING

The amount of time they spent on controls in the beginning makes me laugh so hard

Chris being pissed and Zach being ashamed that Cory is keeping yellow mustard alive is such kino.

46:20 starts one of the greatest things in Oney history

My favorite bit of editing from this lets play is the cory in the corner. I love that they edited it not only to get angry but to breathe just very slightly when he's just sitting there. Either that or I'm going insane.

2:01:33 Chris sings the "real" version. 2:06:50 Chris sings another classic.

This is one of the best videos of all time, I don’t think it stops being funny in the whole run time, it’s so impressive

9:44 will always be the funniest thing of all time to me

Chris is hard wired to say the most inflammatory thing possible at any given moment, and it’s truly a talent. Godspeed.

Zach's best jokes are the ones that no one else catches. "So what you're saying is the industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster?"

Some of my favorite moments on OneyPlays are when they’re just arguing about bullshit like with the button mapping at the start of this playthrough

I hope this becomes a classic complete, getting 500k views over 3 years amd getting reuploaded out of nowhere because Cory said "dumb"

I love when Tomar joins in on bullying Cory, cause he's usually the one getting tormented.

“A calorie a minute keeps the doctor a spinute” ~Tomar the calorie cruncher

Only real Coreyheads know that Corey said the game would be boring if he beat it in 40 minutes or less.

1:56:00 just timestamping my second favorite part of the series since I know the d-pad freakout will already be timestamped by someone else

I think Corey's prediction for the mario movie is like the most incorrect thing possible

Gosh I love these complete series mainly because of how it's kinda like a binge watching for anyone who's missed episodes if the series and it's for watching the episodes without having to search them up after the last one ends

“Oh my god… you’re awful.” -SpongeBob

15:23 Zachs voices here gets me every time

Can’t believe Cory nailed the Mario movie

"How about if I die?" >Dies immediately Classic Tomar game play

45:40 most underrated quote of the video, I can't help but chuckle every time I hear it

Cory appreciating the Wii U D-pad is all I needed to hear.

46:10 THIS, this is what you came here for. Check out the editing on the pic-in-pic of Corey 🤣 10/10 . Corey Chris and Zach are the top bois.

I love how as time goes on, Tomar is the most put together of them all. But we haven't forgotten the era of Batwing Tomar.

1:54:13 is when the homer simpson is mad about not being circumcised part happens

“A calorie a minute keeps the doctor a spin it” -Joshua Tolmar

Can’t believe we got complete series for all 3 summer spectaculars in 2 weeks of each other

1:24:28 “flip flopping Cory” gets me every time. Well done tomar

The d-pad thing still pisses me off, its literally left and right. I'd play 2D Mario on any single d-pad ever made before I use a joystick

7:30 The way Chris delivers that line is my favorite moment out of any video.

cory is gonna attempt this speedrun in a link costume at GDQ23

I really appreciate that the editors perfectly synced the audio to the footage of Cory playing the game in real-time in the corner

I had this on while i was asleep and the ending part woke me up and scared the shit out of me

7:15 39:59 40:56 44:23 58:01 1:21:07 1:27:06 1:53:59 2:01:34 2:06:50 2:11:37 2:14:50 2:31:34

1:43:12 I love how you can hear the faintest "Jesus Christ" from somone (probably Zach or Tomar lmao)

1:42:17 - Zach had been waiting his entire life to say "YEEEEEEAH BAAABYYY!!!!!" more intensely than other human BEING has on this planet. ❤

Cory's huge D-pad rant doesn't hit as hard with all the ape noise censors. I understand why they censored it, but still....

I love that the improv bit they did was about an improv teacher

It will never cease to amaze me how perfectly it lines up with Corey screaming because he died and Homer getting circumcised

2:05:12 Mario touching his Willy

the best part of the cory face app bit is the fact that if you look up "spazkid cory", the photo pops up directly next to his name

I love how they make fun of Tomar yet Cory is being like a complete airhead lmao

Insane that cory was LITERALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DIAGONALS not working then when changing the controls he says “who tf uses up left why would i need that”

46:09 the best part

i love how the editor commits to making the enemies do the sounds

the only fucking part of the mario movie prediction cory was right on was the fucking 80s songs lmao

Corys the type of friend that demands to come over to your house only to complain 5 mins later because its your house.

Friendly reminder that Corys meltdown was because he didnt bind any diagonal movement controls to his joystick.

Cory not knowing about the many free life exploits just builds the jankiest trail amongst a mass of mosquitos. Fantastic

1:44:04 something about the transition from “you’re gonna die Chris” to “you really think so” is really funny to me

I like how they brought in Otts the Iguana only to completely ignore him in the SpongeBob Hypothetical

The Cory Beck Stages of Grief: Anger Denial Thats it, just cycle back and forth between those

my comfort video

Thank you Oney and pals for so many laughs year after year week after week it's really a lot. I can't wait to play Bowlbo but please don't stress yourself to death on it

This one is probably in my top 5 best oneyplays series

I love the energy Cory brings, more chaos

I remember when this series first came out. I thought it was a very funny one. It came at a decent time, when my girlfriend dumped me and it brought me a lot of joy. Though I knew one day it would come to haunt me. One day, I decided to go to a strip club. I was desperate for some kind of attention and I figured it would be the best place to find some. I was in the middle of getting a mid lap dance at my table when suddenly, I turned to my right in horror. In the distance, I saw a man sitting at a table, also getting a lap dance. He was wearing a white hoodie and glasses. His beard made him look like someone from the Middle East, but he was pale as snow. He looked into my eyes and all I could see was fear and confusion, as if he didn’t know where he was. The stripper who was assisting me said “oh him? That’s Cory. He’s a sweetie.” The fear and horror in his stare transferred to me. I pushed the stripper off me and ran out of the club, gasping for breath. Before I could get to my car, however, I heard in a graveled and evil voice; “You weren’t supposed to see that now…” I turned to see a hulking beast of a man, with a bald head and a beard the size of Texas, lumbering over me. The last thing I saw before blacking out was a giant fist in the shape of the Star of David. And that’s why I never go to stripclubs anymore.

24:06 the real playthrough begins

"Sorry i dont mean to yell" is my favorite part

Every episode was a hit

Can't wait to watch this series for the hundredth time

Dolphins at war with space jews? That's just the plot of Ecco the Dolphin 2

We finally got the two best series. Sonic Heroes and This. We've made it.

43:10 improv error and 44:20 you brought it up are my favorite things

"He was at a nail place" Tomar with the underrated line.

The cold coffee "story" isnt even a story, theres no arc, its just the fact cory doesnt like the coffee selection and apparently doesnt realize you can easily boil your own black plain coffee

46:40 is one of the best screams ever recorded. ever.

Cory trying for 20 mins to talk about coke coffee is the funniest thing 😂

For me, it's those 3 grand slams from IHOP

2:16:37 Peter Griffon Play Mario World bit. You're welcome.

The comments on the original videos of viewers saying it took them how long to notice the Corey pic in the corner actually changed were hilarious too

Has anyone animated parts of this gameplay with Chris laying on the floor/bed? It just sounds like a funny setup to imagine of him being there.

Cory screams away from the mic to breathe