Moral story of the day: we have lost a Pak gun

Hey guys I hope you enjoyed this match. I see some people getting upset about my yelling and such again. I am like this because I am super passionate about the game and I don’t apologise for it. The players who play with me know what I’m like and if you can’t handle it then I suggest you simply don’t watch my content anymore. I am not a perfect player but I was carrying quite a lot in that game and when I micro manage my teammates I play worse myself because I’m not focusing on my own game.

Hans micro of his halftrack is always a thing of beauty. The way he does everythi g else while getting it to heal and reinforce should be mandatory viewing for any coh2 player. Also drunk Hans dancing to no music because youtube was hilarious

I love the major Arty drive-bys, he just passes through drops a rapid barrage for 60 munition (2 grenades) and leaves

Hans: Asks while shouting to do something: then blame them for doing them. Ask to go right: then complains they arent left. lol admittedly, his bazookas troops really turned the tide since the enemy focused artillery and medium armor.

Hans is legit insufferable as a teammate

Can we all take a moment to respect the panzergrenadier that went to hell and came back against all odds around 36:30

Mental note to Alt+f4 I see Stoske on my team in automatch

1:12:54 When you don't want anyone on VP, even your allies

Love it you consistently post CoH matches

That Jagdtiger charging like a bull was kinda funny because somehow... It was working... Until it didn't. It just turned 180 and showed its ass and croaked in a second lol. Truly, Steiner's counterattack.

Hey Hans, Great vid. Maybe i remember it wrong but the bomb ability for decapping works on VPs too. So you can use it to decap VPs in critical scenarios.

Company of no fuckin searchlight

the hidden Panzerschrecks are too op but very nicely done by hans

I Love how passionate Hans is 😄😄

Lol you are a very good player and team commander, but man, that was so stressful even just watching it XD. Anyway, good job with the Pschrecks; try to utilize the doctrine, the Breakthrough ability is wonderful , extra rof+speed+capture and you had 1200 fuel at the end, so use it or drink it I guess :D

Those SHREKS just turned game upside down

1:12:30 They lost everything and can't kill the Stupa. Nice save.

Good job Hans. 😊 this game is just awesome

Was worth watching for.

It was a shame that no full Close the Pocket was pulled off.

exellent gameplay ! i enjoyed it

I don’t think most people are upset about you yelling, more to do with the fact you could’ve done a lot more. For the middle part of the game the gren and the Pgrens basically just stands there until they get into an engagement by themselves and retreats instantly. In fact I would say getting tunnel visioned on one single avenue is the easiest way to lost on red ball. Green did play quite terribly but he’s the only one trying to hold right VP while you pretty much ignored it (so much for “kept my side”)apart from your 1 MG so his JT simply can’t always be at mid where it’s needed the most. The left OKW player lended you an IR half-track and told you he would need instructions because he can’t be focused on it, you told him to move up every time you needed the sight but when the side was attacked you pulled everything back without notifying him and watched it die, only to shout at him for not keeping it alive. Could’ve used break supple chain on VP but didn’t, could’ve used breakthrough the jam the cap with vehicles but didn’t, etc etc. Things like these are what leaves a sour taste in people’s mouth, we have no doubt you’re passionate, but one can be passionate without being rude or coming off as a hypocrite. Sure they might not say anything but do they like it or are they tolerating it. And for how long. Take what we said as you please, but getting defensive over it really is just reinforcing the point people are trying to make. Perhaps you can talk about it in a more calmly and constructive manner. I myself would refrain from any further arguments.

1:01:36 LMAO, watching that JaegTiger do the classic noob move order: turning around to face it's ass to the enemy in retreat is so painful. USE THE REVERSE MOVE BOYS, IT EXISTS FOR A REASON.

the urban assault commander american is very good, very good. calliopes, scots, rangers, phosphorous rounds major barrages, Jackson sniping. I wanna play the USF like that guy

Imagine fighting 2v1 all game on the left just so DJ MO can't cap the mid uncontested Kappa

53:35 This moment is what I call a "Rolling Rout" by Hans's Team. The absolute domination Hans and his boys are experiencing here is actually like watching a car crash in slow motion.

How about converting portion of your shouting energy to build some muni caches and mg bunkers with your constant floating of 1k+ MP?

what an epic greetings

Shouts "push your at-guns" then realizes his is faar back doing nothing xD

If you have resources enough, you can bombard the points in the back a few times.. and then send a infiltration unit and hold this points and then close the pocket. Or a suicide p4 or a puma.

great vid

GG

Oh my god I've Been Finding This Game For Years Thank You So Much!!

Epicccc

Amazing game

Meow 😳 Hans really pull it off

Bro calm down so angry

Wow.. just wow..

Green was a noob

Shrek is love Shrek is life

Epic game

Newbies take note of 4:52. Hans is wise enough to know his SINGLE MACHINE GUN will get flanked every time he successfully repels an assault from Red. So one he "wins" the engagement, he pulls the gun back. Inch by Inch, facing the gun towards the side it WASN'T pointing at last time.

I think you can fire through this wood logs on mid with attack ground when they gets damaged not sure tho

Were marders not brought over as a unit from COH1?

Should've gotten a scout car

Hans and the American actually fighting for the game..

Yeah picking Close the Pocket doctrine instead of Spotting Scope gave you some grey hair lmao. The comms werent the best for sure. Also what was the poing in holding to the mortar team there, potential smoke cap?

Wow

Hans spent 75 % of the game microing the brumbar. Not sure about how effective that is.

lol this game. If yellow and cyan went mid it would have been so easy

New player here, how do you move the camera without moving your mouse to the edge of the screen?

bro the guys on the left not coming mid is making me fuming

*Battle of berlin if steiner came* :

That jagdtiger handling.. It pains me..

I shat mi pants

How can i join your coh2 game??

der fuerer mien kampf

Then shouts "Where is everybody's army" and looks at his base - tons of units that could have been healed already and on front again xD So funny...

that jagdtiger is giving me stroke, hes using it as a heavy frontline tank not a TD sniper at the backline

the cloaked panzer grens are not OP at all right?? perhaps the 3ple zook rangers could get the same ability??

hanz blames his team so much it ruins these videos.

hans stop yelling into the mic

I play with the guys who played against you .... SAY HELLO TO BRAZIL AND ZERO PLAYER !!!

Y'all come coh 1 blitzkrieg mod, its on steam, better than coh 2

hans has 2 anti tank guns sitting around doing nothing, yells at teammate to move their antitank gun up. lol

You had tonn of resources floating, just 1 medic bunker in the middle of map could save for you tonn of time and action on microcontrol, every time you used halftrack to heal even mg, why players dont use it?

I like you Hans, but this was a lot of swearing combined with really bad playing.

Allied late game is so fking op

cod has nothing on this game

I liked that little moment... rage about inacurate panzerwerfer and right after that we see calliOP in action just obliterating everythign even with an retreat "nearly" in time... i mean you NEED to retreat or soft retreat in the moment you hear the first round shot but compare it to axis rocket launcher weapon... direct hit but the team weapon dont get any hit. My feelings about allied design is that theyre overall way more powerful then axis counterparts. Bigger squads, more dmg output, higher AOE .... and everytime i discuss this with ally players ingame they start ranting about axis are easy mode and that allied forces are not overpowerd... pathetic. Dont get me wrong here, iam not crying for the other direction. I take it as it is - iam okay with one side being more overpowerd in several directions of the game, its needed so its not a complete similar armys that fight against each other. For me it feels like axis sides need more skill and effort to overcome their allied counterpart. Sure an obers blobb would devastate everything in its way which is softtarget but for mee it just feels like you can achieve the steamroll with allied factions more easylie, especially british faction. I know with the brits there some ways to controll them with sniper for example but take two players that are equally good in this game british will allways overcome the axis player for most parts imo.