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Ай бұрын

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@meatrocket1 Ай бұрын

“Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

@anniea3810 Ай бұрын

Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

@The_0G_Chad Ай бұрын

Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

@janejones8672 Ай бұрын

😂

@user-iw9yo9ul3o Ай бұрын

LOL !!!

@Hopeful_One Ай бұрын

😮

@darinhumbert2944 Ай бұрын

Funny. Lol😂

@sebastienseb919 Ай бұрын

Who's puffy? You mean Puff the Magic Dragon?🤔

@robertwilkinson8421 Ай бұрын

If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that? Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

@Imagine-JL Ай бұрын

Exactly!!!

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

Katt then Dave!

@shreenewton9378 Ай бұрын

Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

@fredgfysmith6171 Ай бұрын

Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

@johnnierayhill6447 Ай бұрын

😂

@contemporaryhumours Ай бұрын

Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

@Magicstockton Ай бұрын

@cCiIcCo Ай бұрын

@theamirbarismillworks2253 Ай бұрын

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

Top 10

@contemporaryhumours Ай бұрын

True.@@Eddemnity

@robertwilkinson8421 Ай бұрын

This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try. Just a Natural.

Ай бұрын

He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

@davidtraina9295 Ай бұрын

Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

@daviddonnelly426 Ай бұрын

*knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

@fathertimegaming17 Ай бұрын

I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

@kellytrimble7019 Ай бұрын

Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

@dannylyles554 Ай бұрын

"You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"! 😂😂

@BarbaraKerns-jz1em Ай бұрын

Dave is one of the funniest men on earth. I love when he cracks himself up.

@loyoladeleon6115 Ай бұрын

😅😂

@user-fk4ws7vq4s Ай бұрын

Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mrssmith3957 Ай бұрын

Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

@hauntedandAloneFB Ай бұрын

That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

@dr.prof.robtopnotch Ай бұрын

Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

@tommcelligott1035 Ай бұрын

I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

@cindyfrasheski3910 Ай бұрын

He run like he running from the police.

@lamarw2700 Ай бұрын

Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

@josquinguity6429 Ай бұрын

I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

@DrunkComments Ай бұрын

Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮 Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

@filmonteklay6372 Ай бұрын

man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

@Loriburnett Ай бұрын

Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

@annielue7252 Ай бұрын

Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

@tarecahubbard-holt1630 Ай бұрын

Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

@tinathrower284 Ай бұрын

Dave is still the greatest!

@user-ce9mv4my4z Ай бұрын

HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

@houseparty8738 Ай бұрын

Im so confused as well😮

@Porks_TV Ай бұрын

the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

@meatrocket1 Ай бұрын

That didn’t age well 😂

@TiffanyMays-pp4yz Ай бұрын

Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

@christiahaynes1514 Ай бұрын

No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

@Porks_TV Ай бұрын

@@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

@dimitriwimbley4126 Ай бұрын

Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

@davidthigpen7106 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

@EdWatch-yx7hy Ай бұрын

Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

@amberdemayo6979 Ай бұрын

Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

@henrybutchy3242 Ай бұрын

Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

@marklawrence76 Ай бұрын

New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

@kamaunjeri7562 Ай бұрын

Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

@JeremyIkner007 Ай бұрын

Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

@PhilipBaca-ci8mc Ай бұрын

😂🎉you rock 😍

@PhilipBaca-ci8mc Ай бұрын

😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

@shawntyewilliamson Ай бұрын

Can't live without you

@deerobins9086 Ай бұрын

Love this man. Uk. Follower.

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

@loyoladeleon6115 Ай бұрын

EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

@dennismorris7573 Ай бұрын

Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

@justthetruth3058 Ай бұрын

king of comedy

@jimmyintuitive Ай бұрын

Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

@justthetruth3058 Ай бұрын

@@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

@zacharymorris2613 Ай бұрын

@@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

@jimmyintuitive Ай бұрын

@@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

@lindahake1666 Ай бұрын

He has TDS, bigly.

@yonettethomas6270 Ай бұрын

This guy is phenomenal.

@bosimpson4521 Ай бұрын

The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

@user-iw9yo9ul3o Ай бұрын

Agreed!!!

@davidgriego278 Ай бұрын

Chappele is the Man!!

@donaldzinn2927 Ай бұрын

I❤Dave As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

@darrylturner2611 Ай бұрын

Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

@ianrastall Ай бұрын

Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

@gailzellner7373 Ай бұрын

Hes joking but l. did too It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

@Minxyminx68 Ай бұрын

Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

@ryker6richard Ай бұрын

You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

@daedalusjones4228 Ай бұрын

Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

@tommcelligott1035 Ай бұрын

Comedy still Alive

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

Will never die’

@Ken-wu4cm Ай бұрын

I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

@user-ze9ku1wq1r Ай бұрын

I agree 👍

@black_sheep_nation Ай бұрын

The set-up GOAT

@loyoladeleon6115 Ай бұрын

WHEATIES😂

@donnswaby369 Ай бұрын

love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

@thatbeme Ай бұрын

Dam$, you're funny. 😅

@ryanlee7895 Ай бұрын

I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

@stnkfngr6109 Ай бұрын

Vietnamese

@ellenbruckermarshall4179 Ай бұрын

“Nooow you have jokes?!?”

@American_Made Ай бұрын

Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

@fredfloyd34 Ай бұрын

Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

@moorediane7831 Ай бұрын

Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

@BankaiFever Ай бұрын

Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

@loyoladeleon6115 Ай бұрын

ME TOOO ❤😂

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

@sherrimora1097 Ай бұрын

What’s up with the foreign language subtitles ?? Who’s hacking this & from what country ??

@melvinrice9078 Ай бұрын

Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

@anthonyclarke860 Ай бұрын

Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

@rebeccawest9476 Ай бұрын

GOAT

@elijahpathfinder6204 Ай бұрын

Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks 🙏👍👍....

@brianlove6175 Ай бұрын

Everybody hates Chris

@shawntyewilliamson Ай бұрын

Thats right 😮😊

@shawntyewilliamson Ай бұрын

You will get paid .😅😅😅

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

Dammit man. That's......messed up.

@wallacejohnson6846 Ай бұрын

Come join me in watery grave, lol!

@lukasstronghood2692 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JuYanLove Ай бұрын

What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

@megauser8512 Ай бұрын

I know right?!?

@IAmWithinEverything Ай бұрын

StupidTube

@shawntyewilliamson Ай бұрын

That was a good on 😅

@odis-edgardavidsonthefamilyof Ай бұрын

Don't forget about the tongue condoms

@sowhat3459 Ай бұрын

Met a bunch of rotten bananas

@cindyfrasheski3910 Ай бұрын

The best the illuminate can do a wendy williams on him

@shawntyewilliamson Ай бұрын

I know that right

@BubBub-yc8qm Ай бұрын

He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

That was T J

@SashiCat96 Ай бұрын

OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

@sackustwilight6957 Ай бұрын

I bet Puffy got him.

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

I know, Bruce fucked me up.

@UnklSam39 Ай бұрын

Thank you and you're welcome.

@shawntyewilliamson Ай бұрын

Thanks Jamie Foxx .😅

@knkonwd3374 Ай бұрын

Who's the G.O.A.T. is debatable but Dave is Greatest of my time.

@user-cl5ov9dx5o Ай бұрын

You stated correctly....BRUCE JENNER "WAS"

@petehebert6462 Ай бұрын

The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

@juangallardo1981 Ай бұрын

Genius

@bubbercakes528 Ай бұрын

Why is this video cut? 🤨

@michellewentzell9289 Ай бұрын

I noticed at 1:07:10

@cindyfrasheski3910 Ай бұрын

Chicken is the best delicious biŕd there is. God is good.