"How's it goin', man? Lookin at books, huh...alright"

This is actually how he met n0pants

I love how he describes arresting a pervert like he was in The Departed.

THAT'S THE FUCKING GUY! GET HIM!!!!

That is when shortly after the arrest, Aris received his badge & gun. atpCop

Amazing how it started playing Another One Bites The Dust just when he started talking about how he helped to defeat a pervert.

It cuts off right before he says "And that was the first time I met Marn"

once arrested a pervert stoner and now streams to thousands of them

Really thought the "evidence" he threw was going to be semen

Lord Aris - teller of the funniest and most peculiar stories. I love it.

He *threw* evidence alright

Assisted in the arrest of a pervert AND stoner... a two for one.

I love how he just talks to the guy for a few seconds and then immediately snitches right after out of nowhere 😂

worked at a library but couldnt read

Bro imagine if they tackled Aris in civilian clothes thinking he was the pervert lmao

THIS IS THE FUCKING GUY Very professional, lol

they put gloves on lmfao

"Aris Gets Departed" *Always Sunny in Philadelphia theme tune plays*

perfect song in the background

Aris would be a great librarian. Some dude brings his books back late and the whole library is filled with the sound of the guy being roasted.

lmao Rockwell-In a Dream

i chased a dude who stole an old ladys purse in front of the town library when i was like 13. me and my friends. and the cops drove by and we pointed them at the dude while we were chasing him

Gg dude that was me

How fitting this music is

I don't know if someone already mentioned this but the queen song in the back is perfect for this story.

Another One Bites the Dust made this story even better

4:15 LOL snitched.

"Hold him until the cops come." 😂

Some Phoenix Wright stuff there, when the cops came he just did a straight point on this dude xD

lol what if the other guy was wise and said this is the fucking guy about aris, and well aris kinda looks like one

Sounds like a story that should be on the news.

you are doing gods work

that perverb was a loyal aris sub

“Threw evidence” i don’t even want to tell you what I was thinking he meant.

Kendra Sunderland.

I work at a library things like this do happen.

I'm glad this was recommended to me now. 😂😂😂

What was the first song playing ?

Top tier snitch.

undercover Aris

Haha oh shit, that story was crazy man.

gotta love aris

In 2015 in the LAMC I saw some foo hittin the computer cleaner! In front of everyone haha, they chased him like scooby- do

Avoiding The Pervert hahahahaha

that was godlike

He throw some evidence man that was funny

what a great story

whats that song before the queen song. thanks lord comment section.

My man just chillin listening to Queen. Fuck DMCA.

Taking down proverbs

Damn, he’s undercover

Music fits perfectly hahah

"bad bois! watcha gon' watch gonna doo!" - Aris 2017

The funniest shit I've ever heard.

Avoiding The Arrest

what remix of in a dream is this?

When he says he "threw some evidence" all I can picture is Hannibal Lecter's inmate neighbor from Silence of the Lambs. Yeah. You know what I mean.

Lord Queen

While Aris is undoubtedly a master of subterfuge for going undercover and exposing perverted stoners, why are we glossing over his harem that he had with the librarians?

great story. duno what kinda gun he had :o

CatchingThePerverb

Why did the police wear gloves? Didn't quite get that

He threw some evidence LOL

big O snitchola Aris.😂😂

What's that first song?

Holy shit hahaha, you and a white canadian man that lives in japan and has a family there have the wildest work stories and people you interact with.

3:30 So, He came, then you waited for the cops to come too? WTF Aris??

Bake em away toys

Aris Cross Assault 2012

Mission impossible Aris confirmed?????!!!!!!

did aris win that race?

Anyone else actually wanted to see the rest of that race?

HAHAAAA FUCKING BEST STORY EVER!!!

What gane

whats the song playing in the back in the beginning before another one bites the dust

This is fucking guy! get em!

Can someone animate this story?

I don't know what's more surprising that Hagrid used to work in the Hogwarts library or that the pevert problem in Hogwarts has gotten this bad.

😂👌

I never would have imagined that shit like that is very common in a library. The most I've known about was a couple having sex behind it and an instance of two middle schoolers trying to do it in the bathroom. I thought it was because my hometown is just fucked.

Yo, this is DancinFighterG Get that ass

Sounds like an aris sub

snitches get stitches Aris

Lol funny story

too many people use porn in the library computers, it is a resting place for bums though. I recognize it by the aroma of sweat, piss and cigarettes.

that's f kd up

it's ok to snitch if its a perverb

More like No cover.

there is no way that a cop car would drive over a hill lilike that

Snitches

That's just disgusting.

🎮

snitch. let the guy jo

So Aris a snitch huh?

lol wtf is going on in the USA?