Kurtis' picture is him shirtless, looking all hot while Danny's picture is a middle aged woman's whatsapp profile picture. wow.

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from.” -Drew Gooden

I just realized in the pic of Kurtis being shirtless... he's k u r t l e s s

We’ve been confusing the wrong people this whole time Danny and drew aren’t the same person Danny is *kurtis*

Danny's second channel is just him finding out that he doesn't know himself

Are we not gonna talk about how Kurtis’s picture was this sexy shirtless pic but Danny’s was just ._.

"what's your opinion on marriage" danny: "iT RULES" me: _it's enough to make a grown man cry_

11:53 I absolutely love how he practically made the exact same face that was in the pic🤣

“I'm actually Kurtis” -Drew Gooden, 2020

I love how kurtis’s photo is like a shirtless thirst trap and Danny’s is just him smiling awkwardly into the camera

Guys , the first try is the truth. Danny = Kurtis Danny is also = Drew (we all know that) And therefore Drew = Kurtis And here we have it; Danny, Drew and Kurtis are the same people.

I like how danny is so goofy, crazy, wacky, and fun!!

he reacted to the results like he was just rejected from his top choice university

Alternative title: Danny has a mid life crisis and tries to remember who he is

Okay but showing that Kurtis is Danny deep inside is why they're friends and that makes me happy. They all 3 are like a weird triad of eclectic different-sameness that makes up the perfect man in 3 different parts lol

I wish I was in high school again, just so I could use "I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" as a yearbook quote, that line was a BANGER

Drew and Danny: "and we are not the same person" Danny: I'm actually Kurtis

I knew he wasn't going to get himself when the last question didn't say "my nose"

"All I had to do was pretend to _not_ be me, and answer as someone who _thinks_ they know me, and then I did it." Danny just had that experience you get when you hear your own voice on a recording for the first time, but for his _entire personality_ . I'll need to brush up on my Carl Jung to understand this psychological vortex. P.S. "Binging Cringy" would be an amazing name for a KZfaq channel.

“I don’t have dreams I work towards, I only have nightmares I walk away from” is really inspirational like tf

love how danny's entire second channel is just him having an ongoing identity crisis.

This was the most difficult decision I’ve ever made, Danny and Kurtis posted at the same time...

5:53 i’m finding it really funny how the quiz is acting as if london is a country

I'm so glad I started watching this, Danny's main channel, as he is so much more serious on this channel, and doesn't ever drink sparkling water.

just in case anyone’s wondering. this is his first channel where he is very serious

if u thought this was his main channel, you’re wrong. this is actually his second channel, where he likes to get a bit more goofy, crazy, wacky, fun, silly and drink la croix.

I love how the thumbnail has the silhouette of George Washington. Because hes my favorite youtuber

Thanks for the description I looked at the piece of fuzz on your shirt the whole time

I love how the photo of Kurtis makes him look like a model but,,,,, then the one of Danny is just

guys he didn't say "bye" at the end we can't leave we're stuck here forever

“i don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from” my new life motto

Cool video! I just have one question, is this your main channel?

"Kurtis may like to visit Canada becouse he lives there"

“I am Kurtis” “I am Danny” “And we are not the same person”

8:18 "but shiiet I might fuck a around and blame somebody else" got me more than I'd like to say LMAO 😭✋

Ahahahah!! “I don’t work towards my dreams I work away from my nightmares” that should be on a live laugh love sign

Guys just to clarify: this is Danny’s first channel and he HATES drinking la croix here

the danny having existential crisis and realizing that he is like every other commentary youtuber that has ever existed is my fav danny

Okay but “I don’t have dreams that I work toward. I have nightmares that I work away from” is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year

“I don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from.” Danny Gonzalez

The fact that his opinion on marriage was instantaneously "it rules!" and he didn't even look at the other options. My heartue

I'm starting to like the 2nd channel more then the main one, just because Kurtis is so casual and goofy on here

I'm so happy for him, he is the kind of guy who makes you feel so nice when they feel nice, it's almost even better than if it happens to you really, you would prefer just to watch :D

Love how its the entire country of canada, japan, and greece but just the city of london lol

kurtis’s pic: shirtless thirst trap danny’s pic: 🙂

i appreciate that george washington is a youtuber now.

It's so funny how we can all recognize which answers correlate to each KZfaqr instantly, whereas Danny can't.

*”I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I only have nightmares that I work away from”* -Danny, 2020

Friend: wears wack pair of shoes *Danny will remember that*

Angrily, speed-running a test with the responses you think will get the answer you wanted is so real

i can't even explain it. i just couldn't stop finding everything absolutely hilarious as soon as you got kurtis. the rest of the video just set me off on a laughing fit.

Is nobody going to point out how he rubs his hands just like Drew does when he's tryna be sarcastic? Damn they really are the same person.

Small thing I thought was cute: only answer he didn’t read all the options for was the ‘your opinion on marriage’ one, and both times he immediately picked “It rules”. Good to know he and Laura are doing well :)

I knew you were getting kurtis when you answered "I like watching trashy TV shows" 💀💀

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards; I have nightmares that I work away from.” ngl I need this on a shirt

Quiz: "welcome to Kurtistown" * puts hot and provocative shirtless picture of Kurtis* Also quiz: *puts a picture of Danny that shows just his head and taken trom a usually unflattering angle*

He literally goes through the 5 stages of grief when he gets his results. denial (shock), anger, depression, bargaining (struggling to find meaning), and finally acceptance (moving on). Like I've never seen it portrayed so perfectly.

really enjoying this content on Dannys *first* channel. Keep up the good work on your *first* channel Danny!

Lmao the contrast between pictures of Kurtis and Danny they chose

In case you didnt know this is Danny's second channel where he likes to drink lacroix and get a little goofier

Omg Kurtis, Drew and Danny are the same person! I can’t believe they pulled a Paul Zimmer on us!

"I dont have dreams that im working towards, I have nightmares that I work away from." BARS!

I have a conspiracy theory I think Kurtis made this quiz. Here’s my evidence: -The beginning says welcome to Kurtistown -barely anything Danny chose was related to Kurtis -out of every picture to put at the end why would they choose a “hot” one (I feel like a member of Kurtistown would choose a meme-y one) -uh There’s my reasons 😎

"What's your opinion on marriage?" Danny: *clicks immediately*

Danny: Doesn't get himself. *The Day I lost my Identity*

I like how the comment section is just "I like how..." and then an in depth description of an event that happened in the video

Top tier main channel video Danny. Well done

I can’t help but feel that this video was a bit goofy and should’ve been on the second channel instead of the main channel.

the quiz: you are now entering kurtistown danny: i'm actually... president of the company

I like how he elaborated on every question in great detail, but the marriage one he skipped over in 0.025 seconds. Damn Daniel!

"I don't have dreams I work towards, I only have nightmares I work away from" is genuine quote material

I took a quiz once that was “which shirt from Danny’s wardrobe are you” and I got the daddyboy shirt

Previous video: Danny not knowing what he looks like This video: Danny not knowing who even is

“I dont have dreams I work towards, I have nightmares I work away from” -danny wise words

The amount of how much I love the fast and the furious tribute audio in the beginning is unexplainable

If this is Danny’s second channel, are we still Greg, or are we something else entirely? Like Gerg?

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I run away from” was such an unironically deep moment and you just said it as a quick joke LOL

"I don't have dreams I work towards, I have nightmares I work away from" I don't like how I unironically relate to that sentence

I love this video from Danny’s main channel!

Man he's really goofy and silly on this channel

I actually got kinda bugged by how in the end he got drew instead of himself

I was laughing so hard when Danny got his first result XDD OMG that's too funny!

when you said “nightmares that you work _away_ from”, that realllyyy cracked me up!! After you said it, I said out loud to my self: “away from, heh... . . . . . AWAY FROM, HA!!”

Notice how Danny always refers to Kurtis as a friend but never Drew, it’s because Kurtis is Drew’s alter ego like Hanna Montana so when Danny got Kurtis he really got Drew. He is just referring to Kurtis as his friend because he wants to hide the fact that he is also Drew! And the whole tour was just people hallucinating that there was three of them. I rest my case

It's cool that kurtis took a quiz, I wanna see danny do this

“I got Kurtis,shirtless kurtis” has me rolling on the floor

if you didn’t know, this is danny’s second channel where he likes to get a little goofier.

I love how no one is gonna talk about how the picture they used for Kurtis was almost flawless, then they used a picture of a potatoe for Danny

i fully CACKLED when kurtis' face came up LMAOOOO

I will binge watch this channel and it makes me go through SO MANY sparkling waters. It's like when I watched The Killing and had to take cigarette breaks every fifteen minutes, but this is healthier both physically and mentally. Except when I have to get up to pee and end up tripping down the stairs and stumbling blind into the bathroom because falling down the stairs blinded me. And also waking up all the pets in the house.

Drew, this just shows that not only are you similar to that Danny guy or whatever, but also the mayor of Kurtis Town.

Soooooooo nobody’s gonna comment on the fact that the thumbnail is just a blacked out, semi faded picture of George Washington?

You guys probably haven’t realized this but, this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to to get a little more 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻

I've seen this already. My only question is why is George Washington the silhouette for the thumbnail

I like how on the playlist of this channel it comes right after the la Croix song- so the start where he drinks some then dances actually makes it feel like…. Like it’s all connected

So is this Danny's third channel? He really didn't say.

liked the video, but absolutely hated the parts where you weren't drinking la croix. Maybe in your next video only drink la croix without all the distractions?

this has the same energy as Dolly Parton losing a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.

The amount of times Danny said 'Channel' in the first 30 seconds is uncanny

I can’t tell whether or not he likes laCroix