"You're not a weapons shop in an rpg" lol

Pat very much concerned about the legitimacy of the swords in question.

Forget gold. Time to stock up on karate metal.

"It's dangerous to go alone! TAKE THIS" 🤣🤣

Ah good old Karate Metal. Stronger than adamantium.

Ian is saying " Karate Metal" and Pat is thinking he's saying "Karate Medal". It's like a modern Who's on first skit unfolding

I straight up laughed out loud. I love these stories

Love these segments! Don't get rid of scumbag sellers of the week either. Love that one as well.

“Hey. How was work today. “

We need a reality tv series at Luna

Like a RPG game event done in modern present times.

"The vendor doesn't want that item."

"There can be only one!!!" 😜🤩😊

While you had premarital sex, Ian studied the blade lol

I worked at a vinyl and VHS store for most of the 2000s and this is bringing back a LOT of memories.

"Y'all sell or buy modems here?!"

Karate Metal futures up 1800% as of this podcast.

"To have been a fly on the wall for the rest of their adventure" made me laugh out loud

"It was heavy and it was metal" 🤘

"We don't buy swords at Luna Video Games." Quote of the year.