If Southgate was Man City’s manager, they would have 0 FFP charges

Simon is right. we've scruffed through. we won't play well ALL the time, but then winning and scraping through isn't sustainable.

It's not just Southgate though is it, the English media, commentators & pundits are just as bad - the way Shearer, Ferdinand, Lineker et al were hyping the team after winning on penalties despite the fact that Switzerland were much the better team over the 120 minutes and had the better chances especially in extra time (which everyone seems to be conveniently ignoring).

Gareth Southgate £5m per. year what a joke .....average. and boring every fan is totally frustrated in Englands performance

"How many watershed moments do you lot need?". My thoughts exactly.

To me this shows what a skewed view of football these media guys have. The Swiss are actually a very good team, the issue is that the media has overhyped England’s players when in reality they are only so good for their clubs because they play along side better players from other countries.

Linekar loves to hype them up. Hes part of the problem

The dismissing of the Dutch is a bit ridiculous. They are ranked in the top 10, have won 7 of their last 10, score plenty of goals, and are one of the big teams. It's exactly the sort of opponent Southgate has historically come short against. These guys are acting like they're another Switzerland or something.

The gumption to criticize Germany when England havent faced the same opposition is staggering. They lost to a Spain team on fire that would have battered England in 90mins. That was the real final and although Spain might run out of steam by the end having given so much to beat Germany, at that stage of the competition, they would have beaten any opponent, so it aint no shame to lose on extra-time like this and no indictment on Germany to be eliminated by spaniards. They beat the Danes that dominated your lot and drew against the same Switzetland that England needed penalties against while Germany didnt have 120 mins against them. England are in the last 4 by luck of the draw, not merit. The comparaison with France is ridiculous, because what they're doing by going through against Austria, Netherlands, Belgium & Portugal despite underperforming is what England have done against Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia and Switzerland, its not comparable. Netherlands is actually the first team on the same level and Southgate has never beaten that type of opposition in knockout tournaments, so we'll who "flatters to decieve" at the end...

Clueless is his middle name. It's Gareth Clueless Southgate. Even Ted Lasso can do a better job than him. No tactical IQ, just pure luck and relying on players' brilliance. Absolute mental!!

Its got shades Italia 90 - we stuttered, stumbled and lucked our way through to the semis, finally put in a good performance and got beaten..

Southgate thinking he can be even more defensive and win it on penalties is going to be painful to watch

I think the problem is that people in England still don't want to accept how lucky they were not to lose against Slovakia.

Seems criminal that England teams since the 90s have played way way better than this team and gone out to better opposition.

Come on🤣🤣all week the Swiss were ‘dark horses’ and ‘one of the best in the tournament so far’ until England beat them that is, then it’s back to being ‘a team we should always defeat’ when we actually put a shift in and an improved performance. The media love moving the goalposts to suit 😂😂

How entitled do you have to be to think you can’t have any criticism. These current players haven’t been told no in their lives.

How are the Swiss average? They were on a crazy unbeaten streak prior to the Euros and Germany only drew with them on the last minute. Where are these great teams in the Euros im still waiting to see one.

England 1 Netherlands 3. No need for penalties this time.. Get rid of the Woke imposter..

We’re playing terrible and Southgate tactics are bad but when he comes up against the top 10 team he all get found out

Imagine calling other teams over hyped ? England are the malt overrated team and are consistently being found out

Easiest thing to do in football is to avoid losing. To do that you just have to stop the other team from scoring. That is where Southgates tactics starts from and effectively end. Its the way greece did it years ago. Its risk free football taken to the nth degree. France do the same. If you see deschamps and southgate celebrate its with relief rather than with joy.

In five games against lower-rated opposition, England have won only once in 90 minutes.

I will take winning ugly over losing pretty every time, but this manager has shown over and over again that when it comes to the big teams, in tournaments, we lose

You could throw a blanket over the top 8 teams in Europe. It comes down to small matters of detail. Look at the quarter-finalists: - 3 of the 4 games went to extra time - the Spanish scoring from a header late in extra time, the Germans then putting a similar header over the bar, a few minutes later - the Portuguese missing one penalty in the shoot-out against the French, after there was absolutely nothing to separate the sides during 120 mins -the Swiss hitting the angle of post and cross-bar but the ball not ricocheting in - the Turks failing to convert chance after chance in the last 10 minutes.

LOL, I almost spit out my coffee when Crook said that "out of the 4 semifinalists England have the best team".🤦😂 There you go again, typical English hubris! Whether tactically or technically, Spain and France have better teams than England. They are better both individually and collectively. In my opinion England have the smallest chance among the 4 teams to win the Euro.

"I was keeping the England fans calm"...who the bleep does this guy think he is loool

Not a southgate fan, but to be fair, I've been a little shocked at the strength of some of these lesser teams at this tournament. Not only were some of them giving it a real go, they were also excellent defensively and very disciplined. This has obviously made it difficult for teams like England. We aren't the only big nation that has struggled. Those teams we had aren't world class, but we all knew they'd be difficult to play against and there was a chance these games would be boring affairs that we just needed to win.

If we’d played any of these teams in a qualifying match they would’ve won them. Southgate in tournaments is like a rabbit in headlights. He’s too passive.

Just get behind the lads now. We are in the semi finals and until they met us Switzerland were supposedly on fire, they played Italy off the park. So time to unite and be positive.

Gordon not being used is baffling, and how well does Palmer have to play before he gets a start? If there was more supply from the flanks I feel Kane would resume his normal standard, if not we have 2 alternatives. Belingham and Foden look tired after a long season

This England team have made me realise that I don't care if England never win a single tournament ever. They're entitled. They're arrogant. They constantly antagonize the fans. (Listen to the interviews, the goal celebrations cupping the ears to the fans, etc) I don't like the politics that surround the team either. I want a team that plays for the fans and for the country. Not in spite of them!

How do you guys keep hammering the point that you have "the best team" when it's not backed by performance?

That was pathetic logic by Simon Jordan if Eng beat teams that they are expected to beat , com on football doesn’t work like that you have beat them on ground to move forward if it was that easy than how many times eng gone to semi final and before Southgate, just see the wc 2022 Spain was beaten by morroco portugal was beaten by morroco , this is why it’s difficult to win euros and world cup.

England are winning by individual brilliance, not Southgate’s park the bus football. Unfortunately, Southgate will probably get another extension because we got to the final beating below average teams , on our side of the Euros bracket.

Simon would argue with himself in the mirror for the hell of it......

With Southgate as Manager it's like we're playing with 10 men. He is so inept that he's handicapping us and we are winning in spite of his abysmal tactics and poor team selection. If we win this tournament he deserves zero credit. Zero.

Luckiest manager ever, he is a shockingly bad manager with great players. I am sure the tea lady could do better

England are underperforming based on the calibre of players available. The clear issue is Southgate (and managerial team) who are so underprepared and relying purely on the quality of players to take them through rather than actual tactics and planning. He has been unbelievably lucky and every single game the opposition manager has dominated tactically. Look at the game against the Swiss, they see Saka dominating so the Swiss change tactics to stop the threat. Once it’s stopped what does Southgate do? Stand there with his hands in his pockets and then we concede. He eventually makes subs but just throws a load of players on, no formation, no tactics other than try to score a goal. Mind boggling.

I am getting a sense of deja vu. If we go out to the first decent team we play then there has been no progression. Been hoodwinked again.

Nothing has changed in 4 years we were garbage then and we are garbage now, just be honest !!!!

England - barely get past last two opponents Pundits - hate all performance Also pundits - fancy England to beat holland I just wish someone would call out how these cancel each other out

I dont think i can handle watching another game of football as boring as this ! When i saw the squad he picked i thought we would be flying at teams non stop, instead im sitting there dying of boredom ! ! !

Simon Jordan talking nonsense as usual. These are good teams that earned the right to make it to these stages and a little respect would not go amiss

England are a hard team to beat. I thought the Swiss played really well.

We have had the easiest run ever and managed to make it look the most difficult. I watched the Dutch and although they are not great they can score goals and if they go 2 up we won't be able to recover.

You can keep arguing for years, its not the players. Remove that clown Southgate and you have a world class side.

U no what Simon get a life his done better than every England manager .apart from 1966. England euro final .World Cup semi now another semi. support England thro thick or thin.shows the spirit in camp to get thro .SOUTHGATE HAS DONE A TREMENDOUS JOB SO FAR IMO

Southgate is trying to emulate Sir Alf Ramsay. Well , Ramsay had the guts to leave out Jimmy Greaves and play Hurst. He also had the guts to tell his team (after Germany's late equalizer ) going into extra time --- " you won the World Cup once , now go out there and win it again " - Southgate will not drop Kane / Trippier / Walker even though they are stinking the place out with their very below average performances. If its 1-1 at full time on weds Southgate will probably tell his team to "keep their shape" and "not give anything away" ......and yet he wants to emulate Ramsay?

The question about Southgate has to be: 'Would you in all honesty pay £100 to watch this rubbish?' I've paid £100 to watch England once and it wasn't the best value for money to be honest. It was a 1-0 against Australia in a friendly at Wembley. Southgate is in the entertainment business and I certainly wouldn't spend £1000 to go to Germany to watch the rubbish his side have served up. Watching it on the telly is a waste of 2hrs of your life * 5, but it's not a holiday elsewhere foregone, is it? You need to be absolute hard-core 'winning is everything' fans to be revelling in the dross served up the past 5 games. I'm telling you now, if Arsenal had served up this dross for 5 games, you'd have hundreds of season ticket holders on the phones saying 'Sack Arteta!!'

I find it baffling how difficult English media people find it to compliment the German team. Lucky against the Hungarians?? What game were you watching? They were fantastic and even when they weren't made changes and solved problems. Spain marginally shaved the quarter-final. In the next breath, the same people talk about this being about results... Feels like many of them just paid football fans without very much insight. Or rather selling gut feelings as insights.

Anti football tournament turned into chess no flair no attacking no risks square balls and back passes galore and the most negative play ever seen in football from a corner being taken and then back passed to their own keeper at the other end of the pitch wtf is going on with the coaching, clueless.

England fans remind me of what West Ham fans have witnessed the last 3 years. Dire dire football. COYI

Southgate is so preoccupied about the other team Simon, because he plays not to lose, rather than plays to win. That’s the fundamental problem with him.

Could Gareth Southgate be the Forest Gump of international football managers?

Southgate is taking credit for the individual brilliance of world class players. Imagine what this team would be like under a competent manager.

Thumbnail makes Simon look like Chael Sonnen

Southgate usually says that England have gone deep into every tournament when he was a coach. Okay, let's see what opponents he had to face : WC 2018 : Tunisia (W 2-1) Panama (W 6-1) Belgium (L 0-1) Colombia (win on penalties) Sweden (W 2-0) Croatia (L 1-2) Belgium (L 0-2) Analysis : they lost to every decent team (Belgium, Croatia) and won against teams they should win against. Colombia is a tricky side to face, but let's be honest : England should have been able to beat them inside 120 mins. Euros 2021: (all matches except vs Ukraine AT HOME) Croatia (W 1-0) Scotland (D 0-0) Czech Republic (W 1-0) Germany (W 2-0) Ukraine (W 4-0) Denmark (W 2-1) Italy (loss on penalties) Analysis : yet again poor football and matches won AT HOME (!!!) against teams we expect them to win (maybe Germany is the exception, but that German side was awful given their back to back group stage exits out of consecutive WC). The only good performance was in Rome against Ukraine. Tbh that Ukraine side was lucky to even be in the QF in the first place. WC 2022 : Iran (W 6-2) USA (D 0-0) Wales (W 3-0) Senegal (W 3-0) France (L 1-2) Analysis : Again, easy teams to face until they meet the first decent team in France and they lose. Euro 2024 : Serbia (W 1-0) Denmark (D 1-1) Slovenia (D 0-0) Slovakia (W 2-1) Switzerland (win on penalties) Analysis : again, England face the "easy"-side of the draw and scam their way into the deep parts of the tournament. I would like to see Southgate face Spain, then France and then Portugal (for example). If he wins all of those, we could talk about him being a great manager. Also the idea that Germany was an average side in this tournament is just pure BS. They would have easily beaten England this time around. Germany was the second or third best team in this tournament and could even have gone through against Spain, given the chances they had.

Southgate has been there 8 years , hes on £5 million a year, thats £40 million pound hes made - nice Work if you can get it, make your substitutions earlier for gods sake man.

Delusional panel… do they really think the Dutch would just roll over? U guys defo got another thing coming

The biggest shock for me isn’t Southgate (we all know how boring he is and doesn’t make changes). My biggest shock is how we are better at defence than scoring. I was more worried about our defence before the compitition and now I can’t believe we struggle to score!

The Spanish won't fear anyone 😂. ENGLAND is not Prime Brazil .🤦😂

Southgate has had the easiest run of games across all tournaments if you look at the fixtures in their entirety. We're in the semi-final, but this has to be one of the most unenjoyable finals I've ever watched as an England fan.

In the past, previous England would struggle in the group I can’t believe how negative the fans and media have been

Average? That is a compliment for the England's team

It’ll be a Spain Holland final…..

If you win a football match but the left back scores 2 own goals would you credit that player with securing the win or would you be happy you won despite the idiot who scored two own goals? Southgate is the idiot left back scoring own goals in every game yet he'll get a winners medal but we would have won much more convincingly without him. Sir Gareth Southgate ? Do we a favour.

It's not what you win it's how you win 'Danny Blanchflower'.

What do the media really stand to gain in critiquing the team... Why can't you just get behind the team . Bad performance or not,the English team is in d semis . End off. Other teams that plays better football than England, would have rather played ugly to be where England are presently,than to seat at home. I just hate negative people. There is always beauty in the broken.. Take d beauty if u are wise. Disclaimer..... be careful what you wish for.

The arrogance is real here with Simon. The Swiss did beat Italy, beat France in a knockout game, took Spain to Pens with 10man, consistently won their group stages getting into the knockout stages of big tournaments. Oh yea: and they were the better team than England. Simon needs a reality check

How many Swiss players would get into the England squad? 2 or 3?

France unable to score from open play, meanwhile you've got Giroud just sitting on the bench...

Simon Jordan is the only one in the Media who speaks any sense about England apart from those guys on that American broadcaster channel!

England could lose 5--0 vs the Dutch, or in the final.

Would England not rather win a match in ninety minutes, hammer a team three or four nil rather than grind out a result through a penalty shootout?

Sorry Crooky but even now, everyone remembers how poor Greece were in 2004.

Pickford "has an excellent record in shootouts". Really? You call a 28% stop rate "excellent"?

Southgate trying to overstate the importance of his mediocre work. 🤣🤣🤣

People not understanding how good the Swiss are is baffling.

We are over achieving at this point lets break it down We got a captain who's never won anything at club level ,A guy who plays for Brentford and missed half the season a guy that plays for Villa A young lad not good enough for City ,A keeper who faces a relegation battle every season ..We got one star Player in Bellingham Seriously we shouldn't expect too much and just enjoy the fact despite all the problems and limitations it's coming home

1 final, 2 semi finals out of 4 tournaments is not a compelling enough outcome for Jordan? This guy chats like he’s Mario Zagallo😂

Simon breaking things down elegantly and objectively as usual..

Simons got that older statemen swag that you have to appreciate.

We have won 1 game in 90 mins. Drew against 4 average teams. Southgate’s main skill is his luck. No other England manager has had these easy routes to the tail end of competitions.

It’s ‘criticise’ not ‘critique’ - there’s a difference

Worst team this year, you've just been lucky..

Simon (love him or hate him) he’s the only one who talks sense in my opinion! Cmon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

England have the best squad but the worst manager of all the teams in the Euros. He plays players out of postion, is too negative, & didn't include a left sided full back in the squad. He only got the job becaause the FA wanted a yes man. If klopp or Pep were manager of England we'd win the Euros for sure.

Don't be too hard on yourself England football team, Don't listen to the media. You have to remember that England was once knocked out by Iceland, Just take the results as they come.

Southgate is not overhyping these teams, they are genuinely strong and well organised teams. The media are far worse including you Mr Jordan!

England are getting results in spite of Southgate, not because of him. It’s so clear England are one of the worst coached teams there but just happen to have a lot of world class players

Give Southgate a knighthood

England played better when the opposition gets better. Their game against the Swiss was more attractive and we saw some individual performances 👌🏼

All the countries that are out would wish they were in England’s position. How can we be disappointed? If we win he will be the greatest England manager of our time. Let him cook.

The Dutch are terrible, but the question is are we even more terrible?

Yeah what is the point of a world ranking system if you think every opponent is the same difficulty

Everything is down to the man at the top. Southgate has failed to put a TEAM on the pitch that can play watchable and winning football. It's not rocket science! 11 against 11 for goodness sakes. I now hate watching England, in fact I can take it or leave it and that's a real shame. As for Southgate and players taking umbrage that they have received criticism for poor performances, how dare they! Paid £5 million a year to manage a few games a year, and serving up boring awful football. Why hasn't he replaced Kane? Yes he might score but so might Watkins! Overall we're in the Semis having played mostly rubbish football. Let's hope it changes in the Semi against the Netherlands, but don't bet on it...

England in this century have never ever played ONE game considered to be entertaining or beautiful to watch from an objective point of view. England calls itself a top country on what basis? The premier league? Because they only managed to reach 2 Euro semi-finals in the history of the tournament. For example the Dutch reached 6 of those and yet England seem to think they are the favorites to win every tournament since 1966. Mind blowing arrogance and stupidity.

I had to laugh at the BBC panel at half time during the Swiss, they all had their football beer googles on.

"Simon Jordan critiques..." is literally Simon Jordan's only ability.

You know that when the team eventually loses, the world will cave in ! Simon has always said he doubts Southgate has the wherewithall to deliver a trophy, and I am still onside with that ! At some point you do have to play well !