thought about this too, crazy how some things never change haha

Came back for this vid only to find out that the world is already here😂

Unfortunately, that isn't true, the claim originated with a satire Twitter account called The Halfway Post.

@@MadHatter42 Though related porn searches did skyrocket

While this quote is untrue the fact that grindr usage spiked and caused outtages and had abnormally high levels of anonymous accounts(I have it on good faith from a friend from my days in the area)

He actually didn't say that. But there was a large spike in Grindr usage in the area during the RNC xD.

Fun Fact: The CEO of Grindr, George Arison, is a Republican. The quote was made up though, he never said that, although I wish he had.

I watch these old Onion clips and they really did see the future in their “Future News” segments 🤦🏽

Omg you are a professional lol

@@Blue_Azure101 also, one thing I actually learned from the Onion, thanks to Michael Falk, is that the interviewee / journalist not on set generally doesn't see the interviewer on set, he can only hear him. Michael Falk explicitely says it in : Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine

It's fake. Not supposed to be realistic

The 3 Catskiteers w0w really

@@lee2791 Shocking am I right

Sell out

Death Larsen Damn, that comment must have struck close to home for you.

@@deathlarsen7502 lol closeted gay detected

@@EMCF_ may be thats why he has such deep insides.

Death Larsen But what about the Roman grain dole?

I saw that! Brought me here 😂😂😂

Most underrated comment

Nice one! 😅

golden showers

This is gold, oh my god

@@purp4168you stole my thunder, just what I thought was indeed the most underrated comment. 😅

this ages like fine wine

What happened?

@@rds7696 Anti gay lawmaker in Hungary got caught having an gay orgy

@@randomperson6988 with 25 people lmao

@@nameslesss and ran out wearing ONLY a backpack

Yeah... it's ridiculous.

I guess it's only fair ... seeing as how Faux News has taken-over The Onion's role in journalism..

@@someguy6076 you mean Clown News Network?

So that’s why they are going in the different direction

Great comment!

Damnnn

Narco Rubio?

@@Giantcrabz fool it was obviously Michael Pence or Lindsay Graham.

Rhonda Santis?

Definitely Ms. Lindsey.

I love when I have a reason to go back to this video. One of my fav Onion clips.

1996

Too real to be satire

Haha you’re so funny I’ve never seen this comment before

Especially with that Lindsey Graham part!

@@Maserati7200 ironic...

The Miles *woman. Stop belittling yourself.

^ lol fuck off

Of course she's professional, this is a serious matter! >:(((((

@@PresidentFunnyValentine Edgelord

Add Bow If Girl what’s wrong with you? Why can’t they call her a chick??

Wait actually

MengoMango it’s a shame most of them let their bodies go, otherwise they’d have more luck finding people for that stuff.

@Viktor Birkeland I bet you'd love to slurp him down tho 🤔 smh

And now video is trending because Lady g

Sus

@@ocdraptor4870 I picture Trump being not very well-endowed and running out of breath very quickly

I missed that :)

😂😂😂

So the doctor said, "Rectum? Hell, it almost killed 'em!"

1:24 i just clicked on a random part of the video after reading your comment to try and spot it and and it just so happened to be the part where the hospital torn rectums thing popped up

I can put icing on your cake

It's tradition

Reading about that reminded me of this too.

Just 1, but sometimes 2 if the bath salt doesnt hit to low

Actors?

@@danykcroteau6191 yeah the folks who act

Was thinking the same thing, these actresses are really sharp. Great delivery and composure.

They usually hire real newscasters

A lot of our issues and topics today already existed 50 if not 100 years ago

Yeah I keep hoping that these won't land anymore, but they get increasingly relevant.

Yeah when people whine about how the political climate is the fault of liberals or “wokeness” im like this has been building since the 80s

Yeah it's weird, it's like the world existed before you did

​@killtrump_666 I heard if you out something in quotations, it suddenly isn't real. Different story when the shoe is on the other foot, though. I'm sure you delude yourself into thinking you're making things better as it all goes down the crapper.

Good for you, my friend ❤

Happy for you!!❤

Blame Christianity for that self hatred. Conservatives and Christians seem to go hand and hand with the homo/transphobia.

@@MezzoForte4 and Catholicism, religion and the stigma of homosexuality in Caribbean families is one of the biggest reasons it took me so long to accept I’m a lesbian.

🎉🎉 we love to see it!

Sounds like a party

It creates a whole new economy.

Axel, I'm curious. Who's that guy on your pic ?

Axel Mayol yo that one literally killed me. my cat was worried for her life

Suno Invicta Elvis when he was in the army. Pretty positive.

Bruce Kent CNN*

All major news networks*

2287rna Stop trying to make CNN the new Fox. You Republicans have already become laughing stocks. Stop trying to reverse it by blaming it all on the Clinton New Network.

CNN is obviously a joke, but fox news is wayyyyyyy wayyyyyyy beyond just a joke, it's a sad fact of life.

Pretty much all major news networks nowadays.

They said the f slur and tranny. It didn’t age beautifully

The actors was cute too

And the guy was adorable!

If only

When I was in junior high we had a assembly in the auditorium and someone from the rafters yelled, "Mitt Romney" epic

It's "Go Mitt Romney~"

good luck with that

Use protection

Good thing you're hard working and have enough money.

Remember to establish a safe word if you get into something really kinky.

You'll probably get a discount, if it's behind the truck, go for it!

Same

Was looking for this comment lmao

People have know for decades, I didn’t even know it wasn’t common knowledge til this week

I had no idea?

Wasnt he almost arrested while trying to Pick Up an undercover cop? And He Said He thought the cop was a day labourer thats why He asked him If He was the handyman?

@@MrN0nex Maybe.

You must be new to the Onion

Honestly its barely even satire

they filmed it all in ohio

wow i never saw this blow up

“MySpace directly marketing to pedophiles”

You hate spiders? You must want to fuck them then."

@@youcantbeatk7006 The difference being that spiders can harm you while two other men or women having a relationship doesn't do anyone any harm in any possible way. Some of the best human beings I have ever known were gay.

yep. there's a youtube video showing how kinks/fetishes rank on the political spectrum. right-wingers tend to have the filthiest kinks, even involving people they discriminate against (ex: race play, fecal play, etc). the internalized guilt/shame of loving something they publicly hate can be twisted into a turn-on.

​@@joonkorrereddits full of pages like that😂

So you’re saying that gay sex is demeaning. Got it. Democrat, right?

you actually do have to report crimes as taxable income lol

that's the joke tho even if ur joking too

First time for you

Satire is rooted in a grain of truth

@Brak a grain of truth? This is like a whole damn loaf of bread

Brak welcome to truth beach

Yeah, horses can't do math!

@@JebeTheGreat brilliant lol

The 1% is the lack of 2 hours between the interviewer and interviewee

i can't see the 1%

@@leis7454 That's okay, I was never good with math anyhow.

You're only good option is being asked to step down, sit aside while we take control you tiny DNC sissy boy

​@@jake-cq7vvwoah. Kinkyyy

​@@jake-cq7vv say that again 🤤🤤🤤

⁠@@jake-cq7vvis that flirting? Because it worked~

Brooke Monroe story is all time best.

Well now they are a Partisan Outlet for the Conservatives so they lost allot of Edge Towing the GOPs Party Lines...

You sure those are jokes?

didn't age well. the crazy sexual party is not the Republicans anymore

the most replayed display ticks up every 5 seconds it's insane

Connor Nolan They're just there to get fucked! Priceless and true!

@peppa pig pig how dare you use peppa pig's name to spread transphobia.

@peppa pig pig half, i was joking about the peppa pig part.

@@starrynight1165 you actually give trans people a bad name

@@arikalamari19 im not trans, i dobt represent trans people at all

The unsung heroes of the LGBT community are the sex workers who sleep with these ghouls and tell the tales. Besides Aaron Schock has there been a single right wing closeted homophobe who didn't look like a ghoul?

YWNBAW

@@EmperorHerpes i got a transwoman pregnant last year. Sadly she had a miscarriage 😔

@@EmperorHerpes There are easier ways to have sex, mate.

​@@raneenah3240 Must have been a huge shit.

Came back after Alex Jones put up a reward for finding who put child porn on his computer.

@@solblackguy guilty gear 2020 though

Jesus-the news cycle has been so crazy this year that I didn't hear about this child porn thing that happened in JUne.

@@solblackguy it was him, where do I get my reward?

You gave me a heart attack until I remembered what happened, I was afraid a tape of Alex had leaked and I was ready to become amish to avoid accidentally seeing it

This isn't satire, this is the news.

This comment is said so many times, holy fuck boring.

@@borpie well when the right stops making it so hard to distinguish, you may stop seeing it

@@kingofgrim4761 Oh, the left's insight is still missing, I see. I think it's about time they declare it legally dead.

@@andrewhall7176 ? Lol

TBF It was an easy call when a Republican senator is a historically single man with no children.

There was actually an study that related violent homophobic people to repressed homosexuality, don't have it now though.

Daniel I believe it. I’d guess there are more than one.

And btw, at the risk of getting too graphic with this topic, over the years I’ve heard so many examples of homophobic attacks involving rape - with sort of a “Let’s teach this f*ck*ng f*gg*t a lesson!” attitude. Quite apart from rape being a moral impossibility for me, I also think that, as a heterosexual man, I would find such a thing literally physically impossible - as in, I don’t think I could ever get my equipment to function for that task, if you know what I mean. Again, apologies for getting so graphic, but maybe you can see my point: for so many this aggressive homophobia seems so clearly connected to conflicted/repressed sexuality on the part of the attacker.

@@StamfordBridge and yeah, if you're a decent human you couldn't get your equipment to function if the other person wasn't consenting. It doesn't matter their gender.

Tabitha K. Yeah, you’re right - and that makes my point moot. But you see what I was trying to do - somehow to isolate the issue: morality aside, even if I somehow wanted to, I physically couldn’t just for orientation reasons. I also know it’s axiomatic that sexual assault is more about power and aggression than sexual lust, and that obscures my attempted point, but still it just seems to me there has to be some underlying issue of sexual interest for the basic equipment to function at all.

Lolol yes love Honey Pot that was the first club I went to when I turned 18. Good memories.

Or The Castle 😭

Odds are you're probably just lying to make a point..

@@hentaihoneyyy9544 Odds are he's probably just lying to make a point..

@@ninjatortise8958 lmao what

Hello from the future where it is also being held in florida.

@Joshua Sharwood ahhh, you a fan?

Today I learned, I overpaid for pony play 9 years ago 🥴

9 year Vintage Wine, expensive.

Hello again

Apparently a lot of bars are hosting drag shows this week.

It's def satire, just not fake :^)

I literally was saying this as i read this lmao

Boutta head down to Tampa then ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

@@negative6442 bro ur wild

Kade Daivis could be brother 😂😂💀💀

Get some tina and party, mmhmm.

@@jeffx9149 this reply is killing me 💀

What is Tina ?

@@krishnakanthcake meth lol

parTy 😉😏😏😏

it never was really

Not satire but news from the future.

That’s satire for ya.

👀

felt. it can be hard to hear slurs, but i'm glad that if i'm gonna hear them it's gonna be in satire that really captures the trans experience

wtf are u troonz babbling about 😂

25 man orgy! wow

@@snoopy_peanuts_77 and with ecstasy! and no masks no condoms!

the Belgian newspaper La Dernière Heure reported. The newspaper quoted a local police source as saying, "We interrupted a gang bang."

Dude was about to get arrested so he just ran naked outta the window and slid down the pole and ran with his backpack and got arrested on the street

@@priyachoudhary9896 what? Lmao r u for real?

The onion is not satire is just news from the future ( using worm hole technology).

@@lmeza1983 if time travel exists, teleport me to the far future please

@@lmeza1983 The Onion is the only news network to bring you the news before it happens.

Wait did this really happen?

I couldn't tell despite them using words like tr*nny

And we all know trump loves it when Biden jerks him off

Friend of mine had to suffer through an interning gig and said you can hear DeSantis' cage clicking when he walks.

WHAT??? I was born & raised in Jacksonville, Florida! I had no idea the Republican Convention was coming there this year! That's a big deal for that relatively unknown city! But, also, not surprising. Jacksonville is SUPER conservative and Christian.

Roy G Biv gay

IDK where they find all their info 👀

@@enzomthethwa5861 And damn, even though Florida is red this year, Jacksonville is blue for the first time in quite a while

@Trevin De Alwis I doubt he will screw up the pandemic, but I bet he will screw up the Democrats chances to maintain the majority in congress.

Ha!!

PLSSSS 😂😭😭

best reply yet

He probably would need a jar of viagra and a case of spray starch, that why it would take 2 hours.

@@georgemiller6765 He keeps his shirt collar on during sex?

ok you finna detransition soon idiot

@@needleinmyback Calm down there 12 year old lmao

@@joelvr101 exactly

@@needleinmyback whatever you do don't look up detransition rates, and don't look up the reasons for why those 3% of people who transition detransition (it's overwhelmingly because of societal pressure, not because they "weren't trans"), it'll ruin your day.

@@seanoreilly849 whatever you do, dont search up the terms of conditions of anything! there just a gateway drug of uncovering truth that no-one should ever take into further consideration, if it sounds like a good idea it should be a good idea anyways right?

and the HAHAHA ! Xd

Or someone else?

My favorite line as well 😂

What's wrong with that, if u can have gay democrats

@@baileygregory9192because republicans are soooooo accepting of gay ppl

@@baileygregory9192yeah republicans are all for same-sex marriage and transgender surgeries

@@baileygregory9192because the republicans are passing laws against their own people, calling gay people child groomers, and are usually religious and believing being gay leads to burning in hell lol

😂​@@bobboo101

Nice

Holy based

Remember those Boy Scout trips!

Lol

Odds are you're probably just lying to make a point though, unless you have actual proof

I think they make fun of everyone on the political spectrum, lefts and rights. I could be wrong though.

@@12227UserName they do, but it's literally impossible to satirize trump, you just can't.

President Trump might be funny or outlandish at times, but he's done a lot of good for this country. Much more good than the media will ever give him credit for. If you want to see actual unfit politicians, or politicians who will resort to despicable tactics to regain whatever power they have left - look no further than the Leftists and Democrats in this country

japert00 Adpocalypse fucked them. Too many curse words in their videos.

@@12227UserName Care to elaborate on these "despicable tactics"

Sure buddy, just like everybody only goes to Hooters for the wings. *wink!*

I'm 2 years late on this. But I do love me some red lobster cheddar bay biscuits! That is seriously the only reason why I go to red lobster.

@@stabbymcpokey5901 olive garden breadsticks are better.

Now you're making me hungry.

Red lobster has the best biscuits ever.

Straight?

*gay facts

Haha. Made me chuckle

@@man-who-sold-the-world I mean, it's not a joke. Look it up online.

@Laura Kay supposedly that’s the nickname the male escorts that he hires call him behind his back..

I’ve met the Black Trans woman who he pays to fuck him while he does lines of coke. He should be called Senator Gram.

It's all about maintaining the facade. At any cost.

What exactly are they doing that's so called hypocrisy. Specifically today because 10 years ago just because you had self hatred doesn't mean it wasn't justified considering the lack of self acceptance that would destroy their life. A lot of people have porn kinks they would never tell a soul yet feel disgusted by. You know what else is hypocrisy is people claiming outing people is horrible but then wanting their political opponents outed because their also seen as hypocritical for no supporting gay people. People should able to hate things about themselves even if others don't without it being used against them. It's like a person who once tried to commit suicide claiming that suicide is cowardice then being found out they tried to commit before and so you use that against them for the same of an argument. It's just wrong even if you don't agree with them. One self hatrd often has their own reasons that another person should not use against them.

Point being just because someone does something whether it be a vice or an addiction or an urge it doesn't mean they promote it or agree with it It just means they're self-aware enough to see the problem whether you agree it's a problem or not. Another good example is people assume people that are gay just automatically agree with the LGBTQ agenda which a lot don't especially the trans part in specifically referencing it being pushed into children. Plenty of gay people aren't part of that community.

@@minutesnippet My guy you sound repressed as fuck.

@@minutesnippet your suicide analogy is off it isn’t someone saying suicide is bad though they are or have been suicidal. It is someone saying suicide is bad so everyone who has attempted suicide or is currently suicidal should be shunned by society, kept away from children, and or put in jail to be punished for being suicidal. And obviously this person hides they have been suicidal so they can move through the world safely while drafting laws to punish people just like him who have not hidden. Also suicidal is a harmful state of mind that is painful. Being gay is not that so long as others don’t persecute you or convince you it is shameful or wrong. It isn’t a mental illness because being gay doesn’t cause distress in and of itself. Your family, community, or church hating you and calling it evil is what causes distress.

Nah Biden was

@@zen_mindset1 why would biden be at a republican convention dipshit

I feel like Pence is just one of those guys who like, goes and eats a whole uncooked potato anytime they get an erection.

@@zen_mindset1 yeah Biden’s always at republican events

@@MichaelTheAwesome32 because he's constantly lost.

IKR, how many of them have been exposed since then? And not just random Republican voters, but many people who hold power in the GOP.

​@@jamesgomez9151look up stats on gay hook up apps like grindr. When there is a repugnican convention in town their traffic shoots up for those days. It is all projection with them. They dont hate gays or trans people. They hate themselves for being curious, fascinated or aroused by them.

@@jamesgomez9151 Several. Infact there's a "families values" Republican recently caught having homosexual affairs.

​@@jamesgomez9151I don't know about GOP (I amnbritish, so american politics is unfamiliar), but I know a lot of powerful evangelists or right wing politicians have been found to be gay or sleeping with men, normally more homophobic ones (who are also often married to women)

fr i love seeing the onion take digs at the GOP like this

@Averill Elwyn I’m sorry which states were against gay marriage

@Averill Elwyn you should work for the onion, great satire

@@jackward2191 Republicans are much more likely to oppose gay marriage www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1238272 As Richard Grenell addresses RNC, GOP platform still opposes ... democrats.org/news/republicans-re-endorse-unpopular-anti-lgbtq-platform/ Republicans Re-Endorse Unpopular Anti-LGBTQ Platform ... www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ct-nw-lgbt-rights-republicans-20200617-6zy47orsp5dkbfguswel4xosya-story.html?outputType=amp Supreme Court decision reveals the GOP divide over LGBT rights

@Leonard Wolf ummm yes it is.

@Leonard Wolf umm those aren’t exclusive. It can be a business and for love

@@privatename2426 Exactly! You fell for it and got offended and therefore disliked the video

not anymore...

@@antongrahn1499 wow! zero people fell for the video:0

@@kx7500 They don't show dislikes anymore. Haven't for years

@@aimeem psst, _i have a secret source that tells me there are around 3.5k dislikes on the video_

they don't make fake news

exaggerated isnt the same as made up. why would the onion air something thats not exaggerated

As a Conservative political leader, hmu