Tarkov Logic Supercut
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@reimusklinsman5876 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they've written absolutely no jokes. They are just reciting what every single tarkov player has been through.
@Tavis15ify 3 жыл бұрын
Don't think anyone has ever done that in beginning of a raid And if so they needa stop playing lmao
@mauler16 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. That is the literal definition of this series of videos.
@michaelpeila8794 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tavis15ify they have and they did lol
@jikjak8505 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tavis15ify yes my first match didnt know what to do so i shot one and like 8 of them shot me
@slevig415 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tavis15ify This is the first raid of a new player lol chill little elitist child
@IFaultLine 3 жыл бұрын
ngl they forgot the "new player wants to Open door quietly but Kicks it cause its locked" part
@Jay-sunn 3 жыл бұрын
Happened to me doe💀
@scoopem1 3 жыл бұрын
Scared the shit out of me the first time I did it xD
@cukman1643 3 жыл бұрын
I hope they revisit it with some more deep Tarkov skits. Extract Camping, shoving graphics cards in your ass, hatchet runners, scav boss, the giga chad with the slick and airframes, etc.
@Beowulf-sn8ir 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, "new players" right, I still do it all the time when I forget my keys lol
@APersonOnYouTubeX 3 жыл бұрын
Knocks* hey bro I come in peace let’s form an alliance- KPLoW Door falls down
@TheSnipingFrenzy Жыл бұрын
I love how they absolutely only team killed each other, got killed by unseen enemies and just wandered around clueless in the game, no enemy kills whatsoever. Literally accurate new player experience right there.
@thefinnishbaconshroom Жыл бұрын
I just hopped into Tarkov(I have 4 four raids under my belt, one of which is after the wipe today or yesterday) and am I glad I've played DayZ so I'm somewhat familiar with the feeling of losing everything in the matter of seconds and with only one mistake. But I have to say that my best game yet(the one after the wipe, when everyone is on even level in gear), in the map Streets of Tarkov, I fucked up by walking through underpass looking for exfil, and walked right into the streets above. And if you play Tarkov, you probably know what happened
@arandomplushdogifound6767 Жыл бұрын
@@thefinnishbaconshroom head: eyes that ulach ain’t gonna do nothing if you get shot in the face
@dustinmoore1559 Жыл бұрын
@TheFinnishBaconShroom I'm going to take a guess and say you didn't send a flare and got sniped. If you have 2 monitors there are sights that have maps to atleast show you extraction areas, it's also best to learn streets right now because it will only get bigger.
@thefinnishbaconshroom Жыл бұрын
@@dustinmoore1559 I don't even know what sending a flare means or does. But yeah, I got sniped by the end of the map sniper. And yeah, after that, I went back to the map in practice mode to wander around. Mostly because I don't want to do the same thing that I did with DayZ with the IZurvive app, which shows you the map and all points of interest and general loot pools
@parafitality2730 Жыл бұрын
@@thefinnishbaconshroom Just spawn as scav to learn the map, get some loot, head eyes some nub and loot their shyte. Easy as раз два три.
@lactosetheintolerant5640 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm more fit than this in real life!" was my favorite part.
@andrewbloom7694 Жыл бұрын
I know, especially cause it's actually true in that case. If you are in your 20s/30s and don't have some health reason you couldn't, you really should be able to march a few kilometres if you need to. I mean I have RA and I can do that.
@benruss4130 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewbloom7694 Bro, I weigh 300 lbs and climbed a 14,000+ foot mountain the other day. Now sure, I was huffing like a freight train... but I can briskly walk (or lightly jog) indefinately.
@IamSimplyHim Жыл бұрын
@@benruss4130 cap
@dark6.6E-34 11 ай бұрын
@@andrewbloom7694 do you run out of stamina in the game without gear? Cuz military stuff is hefty
@rowanweaver3241 6 ай бұрын
@@dark6.6E-34Yea u do, about as quick lol i got so annoyed i filled a backpack with 140 pounds of stuff and ran for like 20 minutes, im not fit mind you
@KickstandOptional 3 жыл бұрын
"We wanna make Tarkov basically feel like getting punched in the d!ck." -Nikita
@fdsaXD 3 жыл бұрын
And this feeling is stupidly addicting XD
@KickstandOptional 3 жыл бұрын
@@fdsaXD no kidding. I didn't realize I was into homoerotic CBT but goddamnit here we are and yep, it hurts so good.
@itshelix663 3 жыл бұрын
@@KickstandOptional this game makes me rage quit every night and exited to play it in the morning 😭😭😭😭
@dylanthevillain1666 3 жыл бұрын
Lol did he really say that?
@itshelix663 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylanthevillain1666 yeah
@wajokbill572 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I had to ask my teammates “is that you walking” is just absurd
@markokocevar181 2 жыл бұрын
Bro i shoot my teamate 5 times accidently just cus he didnt answer if he was walking.
@dirpyturtle69 2 жыл бұрын
Crouch check fam
@Selfg12 2 жыл бұрын
Wearing a colored arm band just because it may give some players pause xD
@Dornpunzel 2 жыл бұрын
Tarkov is the most overhyped game ever.
@mitama7121 Жыл бұрын
@@Dornpunzel is the game to strong you are too weak
@Consural 9 ай бұрын
I lost it at the trader skit. Whoever wrote it deserves an award. Also the actors too.
@Daerin3652 5 ай бұрын
“One thing I might do with it is mind my business”
@bruntwaffle9961 Жыл бұрын
1:26 "this aint no game...its a prison.." had me dying. Love these guys
@ddzombot Жыл бұрын
It clearly didn't "have you dying", because you were healthy enough to make this idiotic comment.
@DylanHam Жыл бұрын
I died on that part too you’re so funny guys 😂😂
@Acam130 2 жыл бұрын
"Guys I don't think we're going to have fun this game" Is probably the most accurate description of Tarkov lol
@donovanulrich348 Жыл бұрын
Tarkov Sounds like the Troll paradise version of Dayz Hard to obtain military hardware, next to nothing to do with it, with freeroaming untrusted entity's. Its gonna be a slaughter if your not teamed up
@mitchell3877 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Eskimoso Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people play a game that's not a fun at all
@lordraz0r69 Жыл бұрын
@@Eskimoso makes them feel special or some BS
@DrRyan82994 Жыл бұрын
@@Eskimoso people will make suggestions to make it more accessible or fun, even just having more information in the game instead of having to use Google, and the nerds will be like "googling is fun, it's satisfying to research things" "your writing this now but play for 100 hours or so and it'll be better"
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
“Yea, mate just having a great time. Playing Tarkov, having a great time, fun fun fun” - Ben
@blackatom4957 3 жыл бұрын
You also watched the video??? I thought I was the only one watching the video😒
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
Mahim Majee Just pointing out the quote that I found hilarious, while you’re getting annoyed for some reason
@bobleshingle13 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zack_Zander don't mind him, he's small pp
@skull5052 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what kind of answer his buddy was expecting after asking that question.
@rolandbagosi6509 3 жыл бұрын
I love that part too. :)
@nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the "Dev Meeting" skit lol, especially Ben's reaction being cut off his suggestions XD
@donovanulrich348 Жыл бұрын
You know there was a Dev in the back screaming "Look, your making it a pvp environment with minimal pvp equipment. The least you can do is add some interactive or buildable entertainment, so the PvE players dont run off"
@AntonAdelson Жыл бұрын
As a game developer this was my favorite! In all honestly I wish more teams worked that way. Too many teams are too afraid to treat games as art
@Handles_arent_a_needed_feature Жыл бұрын
@@AntonAdelson usually ends up with a bad game
@highrofellos6721 Жыл бұрын
The whole "Wiggle" thing is even more hilarious now that "The Wiggle That Killed Tarkov" video is out and it shows so many hackers/cheaters wiggling at each other.
@tommyfortress7515 4 ай бұрын
They still right on wiggling to confirm teammate. Just that the cheaters adopted it :'(
@almightytwee1188 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a regular person not involved, walking by during filming and seeing a dude in a gurney wearing a full body cast. In the middle of nowhere
@FlashHawk4 3 жыл бұрын
With a gun.
@InsideTheJoshMind 3 жыл бұрын
I am laughing out loud 😂😂🤝
@Danusk24 3 жыл бұрын
2:29 also screaming like solid snake
@ardizain6849 3 жыл бұрын
And yelling wiggle
@almightytwee1188 3 жыл бұрын
@@ardizain6849 LMAO
@grimreefer9324 3 жыл бұрын
"Who are we escaping FROM?" Chads. You must escape from the Chads.
@fredrickvontater5433 3 жыл бұрын
You must escape from the streamers
@sparkling_h2o895 3 жыл бұрын
Sanitar. We are escaping from Sanitar.
@Name-26 3 жыл бұрын
You REALLY gotta escape the rat attack
@christianbarrera3614 3 жыл бұрын
How to be a chad: have over 20 mil, know every player spawn in the game, know what ammo to get, run to a camping spot off the bat to snipe new players, profit.
@fjordfish3363 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianbarrera3614 "camping"? chads don't camp. chads go triple laser 60 rounder m4 in your face
@GabrielAngelfire Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately the Tarkov Logic series was very short. It was so freaking funny. We could see the actual struggle from you guys playing the game.
@HandleNameIsStupid Жыл бұрын
Wish they did more of these...would be hilarious to see them on streets lol.
@vasownedv1548 10 ай бұрын
@@dienvidbriedis1184 cheaters in every lobby does not help tarkov either
@gabrielWachong 8 ай бұрын
Honestly I doubt they continued playing the game to even get any more ideas 😂
@DarknoorX 11 ай бұрын
I lost it when Rowan started shouting in Russian. 😂
@darkmaster450 4 ай бұрын
Same 🤣
@-iloveyou 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@stephenbenecke7652 3 ай бұрын
3:36
@jonwilkinson9695 2 ай бұрын
Anyone know what he said?
@kabatsky 2 ай бұрын
@@jonwilkinson9695 He shouts something like "Damn you! Quick, get out of here! Aaargh! Ass! Come over here you're piece of shit! Guys, they're gonna get us! Aaaaah!"
@FOertel 3 жыл бұрын
"Alright, I am approaching three, i count three, dead idiots" Gets me every time i watch it
@grandtheft248 3 жыл бұрын
I know I laughed for awhile and it was hilarious since he doesn't really get more skits like that
@PhoenixofEclipse 3 жыл бұрын
Pity, they shoulda listened. :)
@SpaceMissile 3 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixofEclipse shame. lol
@mackjones7688 3 жыл бұрын
Adam can't use a gas trap in tarkov. He can't get the shirt, pants, and sexy dances that make him happy either. ☹
@iycephoenixx4249 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite part lol
@damienleigh9943 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even play tarkov or know anything about it. But this content is gold.
@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist 3 жыл бұрын
Tarkov feels like being punched in the dick
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan Thompson Guitarist The next update better make it feel like getting kicked in the cock
@n0vag4ming 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zack_Zander bruh
@imaytravel 3 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂
@slavik6470 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@tns4 Жыл бұрын
Kept waiting for someone to frantically start stuffing backpacks inside other backpacks
@chestermockingbird6082 11 ай бұрын
I love how Alan is so good at portraying "getting shot" 😂 10:54 These guys never disappoint ❤
@JayJay_1827 3 жыл бұрын
"I've got cash, I've got literal money" "Don't care, that costs a bottle of shampoo" LMAO 😂
@soggyvirtuoso7047 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I also watched that part of the video bro 😎
@floridasoldat 3 жыл бұрын
@@soggyvirtuoso7047 lol... what
@soggyvirtuoso7047 3 жыл бұрын
@@floridasoldat hi, it’s me 2 weeks after, I just wanted to let this guy that commented know that I also saw that part in the video in which this quote was said. As he found it comedic and took time out of his day just to repeat something from the video without adding anything substantial to his comment.
@floridasoldat 3 жыл бұрын
@@soggyvirtuoso7047 ah, got it lol. Yeah that can get pretty annoying sometimes lol.
@VermillionDraco 3 жыл бұрын
Is that for real? Like, is that literally what it costs in game?
@toryspelling7737 2 жыл бұрын
"Aren't we supposed to be trained operatives? I'm fitter than this is real life." The exact words from my mouth hahahahhaha
@vladdracul2379 Жыл бұрын
2:30 One of the greatest deliveries ever performed on Earth. Well done.
@thelonepacifist 4 ай бұрын
These were the videos that got me into Tarkov. Some 3K hours later, and I'm still punching myself in the dink.
@Ryan-kb6xp 3 жыл бұрын
“This isn’t a game. This is a prison.” Lmaoo
@JeanLucCaptain 3 жыл бұрын
8:22: TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, OVER HERE, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
@lonelymustache5042 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm fitter than this in real life" Dead😂😂😂😂
@noah_hill 3 жыл бұрын
look at the dev he is obese :(
@deltak-mk1169 3 жыл бұрын
@@noah_hill Don't be mean to the Lord Nikita
@Sabrelake_Corp 3 жыл бұрын
@@noah_hill nikita is not obese bruh wym
@noah_hill 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrelake_Corp he is 300 pounds
@Sabrelake_Corp 3 жыл бұрын
@@noah_hill bruh
@StraightUpRC Ай бұрын
3 years later and this is still accurate... HAHA
@MyAteSpiders Жыл бұрын
"One thing I might do with it is mind my business" Was caught so off guard on that one. 🤣🤣
@dillonmann2557 3 жыл бұрын
This video made me get Tarkov. I can't believe how accurate this is. Edit: I have severe PTSD from getting jumped by scavs.
@lupe323 3 жыл бұрын
All fun and games till a slick altyn boi runs at you fron across the map
@pandahsykes602 3 жыл бұрын
Mosin your way to the top boyo, that’s the only way us rats survive ... and don’t forget to build your hideout ; it helps ....
@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin 3 жыл бұрын
Game is one of the most annoying things Ive ever played, bots are so ridiculous in places like labs and other areas that even if your stacked to all hell it takes an absurd amount of bullets to kill them while they can jack you up with 3 aimbot headshots.
@user-tt9pm5vj3m 3 жыл бұрын
@@pandahsykes602 man you just bad at aiming and the tame, if you play alot raiders and bosses wont even have time to shoot you, i dont even remember when was the last time i died to a bot or raider
@ta1os 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin decent ammo will let you one shot raiders w a headshot
@SahilM18 2 жыл бұрын
Loved how well Rowan nonchalantly delivered the line "Shampoo dog" in response to buying a gun. Put into perspective how ridiculous a trade like that is ahaha
@taiham3003 Жыл бұрын
In an environment like that when you haven't washed your hair in 2 weeks you'd make that trade too if you had 13 rifles. Hygiene over hardware. Ya only got two hands and one life. ;)
@gecgoodpasi1654 Жыл бұрын
@@taiham3003 nobody cares about hygiene in a environment like that xD ammo would be more valuable then any shampoo bottle or toothpaste could ever be if u might die any second
@omgitsJoeVibin Жыл бұрын
@@taiham3003 ok bud sure
@jfv2312 Жыл бұрын
@@taiham3003 ok good point but... Horse statue
@PlatoonGoon Жыл бұрын
@@jfv2312 Obviously a fertility statue for it's association with the mustang. Clearly he's an expert at bartering for his needs.
@merinofanfic4717 Жыл бұрын
3:32 best moment
@dakotad97 Жыл бұрын
19:15 No words, just puts a jar on the table with a heavy thunk.
@moistnugget4147 3 жыл бұрын
"One thing I might do with it is mind my own business." I wanna use that line in real life one day
@skuggikuwa8989 3 жыл бұрын
Have you yet?
@galil5386 3 жыл бұрын
Have you??
@moistnugget4147 3 жыл бұрын
@@galil5386 I bought a coffee and someone asked me why and my response was that yea
@galil5386 3 жыл бұрын
@@moistnugget4147 Proud of you
@coalblack666 3 жыл бұрын
honestly its a great line. hopefully i get an opportunity as well
@mctyfun531 3 жыл бұрын
Baelin the Fisherman: Nice day for fishing huh ha Tarkov merchant: Is it? I don't know.
@sirspinachhenceforththethi1986 3 жыл бұрын
McTyfun I APPROVED :D
@goggy6850 10 ай бұрын
ALAN walking past his dead comrades roasting them had me in tears
@robertfan332 Жыл бұрын
Lol for some reason even just the way the dealer grabs items when looking for attachments and just drags them across the other items on the table has me cracking up. This was anazing.
@tmaaz 3 жыл бұрын
"You were narrating your own wiggle"... I'm dying 🤣
@raid6477 3 жыл бұрын
You have cancer?
@raid6477 3 жыл бұрын
Aids? Leprosy?
@wolfheart5408 3 жыл бұрын
@@raid6477 you don't have a pp
@raid6477 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfheart5408 Not what your mum said
@tommasocazzaniga1713 3 жыл бұрын
"A real, confusing, horrible experience" Guys you've nailed it so hard it's great One of the most accurate and fun vid ever lol
@badxradxandy 3 жыл бұрын
Wish I didn't get it
@JeanLucCaptain 3 жыл бұрын
SO basically it's a REAL RUSSIAN ARMY SPETNATZ TRANING SIM, that turns you into a peranoid, 2nd amendment, ammo-hoarding survivalist?
@rubiolo1019 2 жыл бұрын
@@JeanLucCaptain yep
@rubiolo1019 2 жыл бұрын
@@JeanLucCaptain i have so much ammo for guns i don't even like or use in my cases, i hoard rigs for space, i hoard player made expensive guns and only run cheap guns
@lemuelwonah7076 Жыл бұрын
The editing in the Trader scene was fire! I didn't even know the items were CG blacked out till later
@coler2277 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I dunno
@Darthquackius Жыл бұрын
.... How did you THINK they were being blacked out?
@Mursakageku9764 11 ай бұрын
The funny thing about the barters is that all the examples they gave are real good deals and were pretty hilarious to think about when i first started playing.
@jakubkadlec1474 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched all the parts like 2 or 3 times Me: clicks anyway and watches again
@geronimo3451 3 жыл бұрын
viva la dirt episodes are very re-watchable
@gamingwithronpubgm3615 3 жыл бұрын
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@chrmaticlf7814 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming
@christianstachl 3 жыл бұрын
Lurdo That's the only logical thing to do!
@GhaniGaming1 3 жыл бұрын
@AARON CHENG SIVA KUMAR Moe is he really?
@maxxmatlock212 3 жыл бұрын
This literally gives me PTSD. I play Tarkov all the time. It couldn’t be more accurate lol
@millerturq4418 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't literally give you ptsd mate
@eliwatson7936 3 жыл бұрын
@@millerturq4418 ok mr psychologist
@cultercaldus2994 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliwatson7936 😁😁
@anneselby2293 2 жыл бұрын
No, being in a real war, like the Iraq war which is where I was, shooting people for real, gives you PTSD, not a dumbass game.
@Sun-Tzu- 2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@nivonis393 Жыл бұрын
It's been 2 years. This is still precision accurate.
@Anvilshock Жыл бұрын
So, is it precise or accurate? There's a difference, you know.
@eirinyagokoro2648 10 ай бұрын
@@Anvilshockprecisely accurate
@woodsy.2977 8 ай бұрын
@@Anvilshockaccurately precise
@robertfan332 Жыл бұрын
Every pitch black object that he picks up at 6:18 is actually how that object would look if it was coated in Vanta Black.
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
OPENS FIRE AND UNLOADS ON YOUR ASS!!!!! you didn't wiggle!!!!
@sinautor16 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that's right
@ranranpoopants Жыл бұрын
Thanks for that dumbass opinion
@davefekete7187 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised people didn't already know this lol
@Anvilshock Жыл бұрын
@@davefekete7187 I'm surprised you expected that there was someone asking to which that guy felt himself called upon for answering …
@vocondus9585 3 жыл бұрын
“This is bullshit. I’m gonna go play Sea of Theives”
@donutlovingwerewolf8837 3 жыл бұрын
Red it as it happened
@DB-pk3tj 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy
@MAXFOLLch 2 жыл бұрын
Oh i see casual virgin
@dudeman3973 3 жыл бұрын
That entire conversation for the last skit is gold. "Mind I ask what you're going to do with that?" "One thing I might do with it is mind my business"
@FluffyFractalshard 3 жыл бұрын
my favourite is: "well this may strike you as odd, but i didnt actually bring any shampoo to tarkov" xD his super dry phrases are what givesme the most lolz
@acywei 3 жыл бұрын
Ben got ripped off. He got an SMG again and not an Assault Rifle.
@origamifan5515 3 жыл бұрын
*Suddenly: Drama!* "I am gonna offer it to my son to go along with the blue one that was the last gift from his mother before she died in this warzone that we're now both trapped in which is why first-necessity products interest me more than printed paper. Happy?"
@KiddBuu_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@acywei And the UMP is garbage to boot.
@matthewkoeleman2271 7 ай бұрын
The end of this video nearly killed me, literally, I started choking on nothing
@captaingallifrey4274 Жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, the way you've portrayed the game makes me want to play. It sounds a lot like the dark souls of FPS games and entertainingly aggravating
@ayzix-polytopia3854 5 ай бұрын
It is. My first 3 games I got shot in the head within 30 seconds by a guy in a bush because I uncrouched lmao
@gethoudinied3932 5 ай бұрын
It is the dark souls of games 3rd wipe and I fucking hate this game but guess who still plays it
@massgunner4152 4 ай бұрын
Is more like the Elden Ring Erdtree of fps games.
@bunk95 4 ай бұрын
Why not try things irl if you like “punishing” games? Get a high quality gbb airsoft pistol (maybe with the sbr stuff) and a rifle someone may be able to convert to an actual firearm and practice.
@shipso6116 4 ай бұрын
@@bunk95 I would, but that hobby is kinda more expensive than Tarkov. By A LOT )). Actually I do worry I might not have the health for that at the time I got cash enough to not affect the family by such expenses :D.
@MrCrankyfan 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm fitter than this in real life." lmao
@solosniper86 2 жыл бұрын
I've said that line while playing other FPS games. I'll sprint for 4 or 5 seconds in the game and I'm out of breath. Haha
@kindredlebel9175 2 жыл бұрын
Can't relate
@demoniack81 2 жыл бұрын
@@solosniper86 Don't get me started about games where you can't climb over/around a 1m tall crate. Bitch I'm as sedentary as they come IRL and I can easily scale a 3m perfectly vertical rock containment wall with unstable rocks you can't pull yourself up from, as long as there is a tree or something to wedge myself against. I know because I'VE DONE IT. And somehow a trained elite soldier can't figure out how to raise his leg over a crate? It's just lazy game design.
@alexanderredhorse1297 2 жыл бұрын
then you got games like rust where your character can sprint forever. but stay underwater for longer than 5 seconds and you start drowning.
@user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 жыл бұрын
@@demoniack81 I wouldnt quite say lazy, considering tons other details in the game.
@wh00t14 3 жыл бұрын
LOOL, i laughed so hard when he started to speak Russian. I killed my teammate, he was behind me and he touched some key that made him speak in Russian i thought he was an enemy or a bot like a scav so i killed him xD
@dillonmann2557 3 жыл бұрын
Cap
@vipervidsgamingplus5723 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that would suck.
@hoovy2024 2 жыл бұрын
damn you i hovered my mouse over your profile picture and only then i realized it was fake +1 point to you
@biggiechees8552 2 жыл бұрын
@@vipervidsgamingplus5723 no because if they choose the bear instead of an usec and press f1 he starts to speak russian
@iljk Жыл бұрын
The dev meeting is absolutely wholesome and great. Amazing video
@stoikusu5084 Жыл бұрын
Tarkov makes you feel like an NPC against whoever knows how to play the game
@reaperluke3518 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Dark Souls, Bloodborne or Sekiro were games for absolute masochists, but Tarkov takes the cake. It's literally Hell in videogame form
@hashaintswan 2 жыл бұрын
what's funny cause Russians not really have a lot problems 👌
@thatcat1909 Жыл бұрын
What about S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
@hashaintswan Жыл бұрын
@@thatcat1909 well S.T.A.L.K.E.R is not that so hard if it not solyanka
@mikemhz Жыл бұрын
@@hashaintswan Anomaly and gamma are pretty hard
@hashaintswan Жыл бұрын
@@mikemhz well i never saw Russian players complaining about it as hard
@aim120C 2 жыл бұрын
i really love your merchant character. rowan is just too good at playing absurd characters.
@donovanulrich348 Жыл бұрын
I dont know man Look, i dont know 😂👌
@mysticmusical 11 ай бұрын
Bodger's teenage son vibes 😂
@jasminerice00 3 ай бұрын
Ooh la la
@legitimatelemon6580 10 ай бұрын
Where Rowan spoke a different language it just made me burst out laughing 😂😂😂
@vitalyvlasenko5495 2 жыл бұрын
3:33 that is one of the best episodes I've seen so far! "Будь ты проклят! Шухер! Пацаны, нас накроют щас! Жопа! АААА!" 😂
@viva_la_nature Жыл бұрын
Ага)
@DragonHeir8585 11 ай бұрын
What is Rowan saying in Russian anyway?
@vitalyvlasenko5495 11 ай бұрын
@@DragonHeir8585 "Damn you! Attention [it's a prison slang word, hard to translate]! Guys, they are going to f**ing kill us all! Ass! Aaaa!" "Шухер" (sounds like "shoo kher") is a word that a criminal shouts to other criminals if he or she sees the cops during the commission of a crime.
@RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR 4 ай бұрын
@@DragonHeir8585God damn you, alarm! They gonna shoot us, boys, this is fckd up!
@hartwharton6969 3 ай бұрын
@@DragonHeir8585 "curse you! zex! guys, they're about to get us! f*ck! AAAA"
@harrisonholder8303 3 жыл бұрын
“This ain’t no game, it’s a prison.”😂😂
@welquingabucay689 3 жыл бұрын
When Ben said outrageous it was the most outrageous thing I heard
@saracrysis2851 3 жыл бұрын
When you commented on an outrageous comment, it was the most outrageous thing I have ever seen.
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
Sniper X When you reply on an outrageous comment is the most outrageous I’ve ever seen
@welquingabucay689 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zack_Zander when I see the guy who replied outrageously to the other person it was the most outragous thing I ever seen
@sharkpotato2779 3 жыл бұрын
Sounded like a death metal song out Regis screamo version
@Omnishredder 3 жыл бұрын
@Lost yet Found your comment is outrageous
@Ryden0389 Жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY love the narrating part! :P Seeing alan get vindication was *muah* chefs kiss! Also why is Ben ALWAYS the voice of reason? Or is it just me?
@mikephoenix1992 9 ай бұрын
Maybe it's to balance his freakishly UNreasonable character in the Bored skits. ;)
@koota413 2 жыл бұрын
3:34 Damn you! 3:38 Run! Whatch out! AAA! 3:41 Аss! 3:43 Come here you asshоlе! 3:45 They will surround us now thx a lot!
@GhaniGaming1 3 жыл бұрын
these tarkov ones is usually one of my favorite
@brooo9616 3 жыл бұрын
I love the PUBG ones but there hasn’t been one in a while
@GhaniGaming1 3 жыл бұрын
@@brooo9616 yeah it's been a month since the last one
@gamingwithronpubgm3615 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a small gamer need your support by subscribing 😭❤️
@chrmaticlf7814 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming
@Zack_Zander 3 жыл бұрын
GAMINGWITHRON Pubgm No one cares, and I doubt that anyone who subscribe even care about watching
@usoxmob1 3 жыл бұрын
"U did not ask me to wiggle....you were narrating your wiggle" 😂😂💀
@flappynautintheocean8824 2 жыл бұрын
Fruit salad, yummy yummy
@yupyup4209 2 жыл бұрын
That whole Trader scene had me tear up. That was hilarious
@MihaiD259 2 жыл бұрын
15:14 That was my first ever raid: got on to customs, I knew I had to extract but could not find an ingame map so I just wandered in the woods around dorms aimlessly until I had a fall and broken a leg... I panicked and tried to run, ate some cheese because I understood that it ges HP but I did not know about broken limbs... So I ran around and started to bleed and died with a blacked out vision, totally lost, near a road.
@SparrettCrow Жыл бұрын
About everyone's experience lol
@Daniel-kc6hu 3 жыл бұрын
I killed my brother in Tarkov two years ago, he still brings it up to this day.
@Phantom-el6oe 3 жыл бұрын
You must have failed pretty baldy if he's able to
@callmeidk1682 2 жыл бұрын
If he still brings it up, I can’t imagine the loot he had.
@Kznarf 2 жыл бұрын
A friend left his mother to die in a gank in an mmorpg when he was a teenager and she brought it up at his wedding toast.
@robertlewis6915 2 жыл бұрын
Weird. I did the same thing about two years ago and he hasn't talked since. I'm worried about him.
@Selfg12 2 жыл бұрын
I still remember being in a firefight with someone, dropping to prone after being hit, reloading on the ground and finishing them when they thought I was dead. I limped across the map thinking I'd bleed out, or get shot. Any bush I saw was safety, anything else was death. I got to extraction, and bailed. I stopped playing because I didn't want to lose any of my sweet sweet loot. lol
@courtneygardner6334 Жыл бұрын
I have that habit as well. Anytime I start a family in a game I stop playing. Skyrim, for example, my guy is never going to fight alduin. I think his name is alduin. I never got past the 4th storyline quest. He has two daughters and Lydia as a wife and would never abandon them. SMH
@boilingman4357 Жыл бұрын
@@courtneygardner6334 but that dragon will kill everyone or at least should kill all of them
@nickschu9057 Жыл бұрын
But then the game wipes and all your loot you worked so hard for is now gone
@courtneygardner6334 Жыл бұрын
@@nickschu9057 I spent 3 hours sculpting my orc. I will be happy that he had a natural lifespan. As for that dragon? I call hullshit. If it hasn't happened yet it won't happen now. Sometimes in pursuing a problem one creates the problem.
@symphonyofaria Жыл бұрын
@@courtneygardner6334 Uh what? The game doesn't end after the main quest. What on earth are you talking about?
@DragonSkyShadow Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he screamed OUTRAGEOUS :)) 2:30
@alanw9620 2 жыл бұрын
By now I have seen so much of VLDL that I was looking across a video to watch that I hadn't seen and came across this which was mostly all new skits I hadn't seen before, this was so much fun, would love to see more Tarkov videos, as someone who doesn't even know about the game aside from your videos, they are so much fun, love them
@gworfish 3 жыл бұрын
The "punched in the dick" skit was sooo good. They each nailed their roles perfectly, with extra kudos to Ben.
@bigeaglegaming2645 3 жыл бұрын
Love the dev meeting part I like to imagine that every dev meeting is like that now days
@8379_2 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I absolutly love this part!!!
@NoThankYouToo Жыл бұрын
The only way to escape Tarkov is to never go
@commenter621 Жыл бұрын
Go to what?
@adamantiumrage Жыл бұрын
@@commenter621 To Tarkov 🤣
@acat6145 Жыл бұрын
Strange thing the only winning move wast not to play
@theoriginaljealot5946 Жыл бұрын
This was already hilarious, but then the Lord of the Rings reference thrown in was so aptly done, it just took this to a whole new level. Very funny guys.
@Johan_Wahyudi_ 3 жыл бұрын
8:04 That Smeagol's reference was really nailed it
@mrtimurer 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao rowan speaking russian scared me. Russian is my first language and I got confused
@jakefairbanks1504 3 жыл бұрын
Any chance at a translation?
@AceOfBlackjack 3 жыл бұрын
Translation
@mrtimurer 3 жыл бұрын
@@AceOfBlackjack It's just some random lines that are unrellated to each other. One of them is "Damn you!" and the next one is "Ass!".
@mrtimurer 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakefairbanks1504 I've answered a guy below
@kostyk79 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakefairbanks1504 The translation is: "God damn you! Get the fuck out! Ass! Come here, you shit! Guys, they gonna destroy us!"
@ilshaguides Жыл бұрын
"Wiggle!" Then the frantic short steps hitting your WASDs until you found the EQ keys was so absolutely perfect!
@samuelw4492 Жыл бұрын
@3:34 Rowan scav lining is the first thing that’s made me legit laugh out loud in a while good sh!t man
@Svet3YT 3 жыл бұрын
4:39 escaping from tacos Automatic subtitles 10/10
@SHKAFFF256 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck off yeah we're escaping from Tacos!
@rorschacht8478 3 жыл бұрын
@REAL RUSSIAN ...
@karllgabrielbulos5327 3 жыл бұрын
yep thats mine too
@GoGicz 3 жыл бұрын
i had escaping from charcoal.
@carlosmaciel2676 3 жыл бұрын
"Who are we escaping from?" In the start? Pretty much everyone and everything... Mainly legendary Scavs.
@TheGreyLineMatters 4 ай бұрын
3 years later, still exactly like this, every day, all damn day long.
@Rowdy96 Жыл бұрын
Playing Tarkof is like your grandad remembering beginning forced into a war on the other side of the world with no understanding why you are to do what you are instructed to do, and be perfectly fine with it.
@D1ZZYDUDE 3 жыл бұрын
Ben: So your gonna leave me hear then? Adam: yep, sorry dude Ben: *OOOOUUUUTTTTRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS*
@bithomes 3 жыл бұрын
"This game is not supposed to be fun. It is meant to be exhausting and punishing." - Nikita, the developer in one of the Twitch broadcasts. Edit: Comments turned into a war because Tarkov community is toxic as shit and you cant talk bad things about this shit game.
@davidcarp1034 3 жыл бұрын
which is basically a scam if you ask me. people pay over $100 expecting a "game" and they get punched in the dick.
@radon4163 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidcarp1034 It's their fault for not doing enough research on the game. They should already know that the game is punishing and hard before buying the game.
@nicholascarpenter952 3 жыл бұрын
I play games to escape reality not to get beat into it lol..thank God I never got this game lol
@jacobruiz8269 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter if it plays like shit and all they do is maintenance and bring new content, and not fix the core issues with the game that makes playing experience pretty trash
@chickenslapper4058 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobruiz8269 your just bad
@IronVigilance Жыл бұрын
13:55 DICE working on BF2042: "Write that down. Write that down!"
@OffContentObi 2 ай бұрын
The part that you have to examine every single item after new account or wipe is golden
@R3M073 3 жыл бұрын
Have I seen all of these? Yes Am I going to watch it all again? Hell yes
@mistycle1538 3 жыл бұрын
Specs, yeah. These are great no matter how many times you watch them
@johnnyvig14 3 жыл бұрын
Ben: “OUTTRAGGEEOOUUSS!!!!” Had me dying here! Hahahahaha
@jamesharding3459 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Tarkov, but the learning curve was so, so, steep.
@courtneyfenner7802 Жыл бұрын
I love how I had seen some of these on fb before I ever knew anything about Tarkov& i found them funny, and now that I know more about the game it's just that much more hilarious
@jameshoward3783 2 жыл бұрын
I wish they did a sea of thieves series. Rowan saying “F**k it, I’m playing sea of thieves!” Made me want a new series
@Blaster-Rat Жыл бұрын
How could they film that? I imagine it'd be mostly green screen lol
@mamgregram2097 Жыл бұрын
There is nothing to show
@GunfighterAlpha 3 жыл бұрын
I've been playing EFT since day 1 post NDA and this is hands down the best, most accurate parody I've ever seen. Bravo gents.
@mybodymychoice6557 Жыл бұрын
Don't know how many times I've watched this, but this is great. Perhaps that it is minimalist in its way (or vldl makes it look that way); well done :D
@LSmallCatL 2 жыл бұрын
when Rowan starts talking Russian, I lost my shit. LMAO
@jeffreychan6826 2 жыл бұрын
@5:12 that fall from Adam was pure commitment!!! These small details make vldl soo great! Love you guys and Happy New Year 🤗❤🤘
@Sorenzo Жыл бұрын
Omg yeah, the others brace themselves for the fall but Adam looks like he's completely unconscious. I'm sure they all had something soft to fall on but it is still hard to stop yourself from worrying you're gonna miss the mattress (or whatever else).
@Fufstruck98910 3 жыл бұрын
8:13 the inner loot goblin is calling to him
@GeneralDelta072 3 жыл бұрын
Game logic! If you see a body in the middle of a field or an open area... You turn and hall butt out of there
@somebodyoutthere 3 жыл бұрын
It's gollum
@risen143 3 жыл бұрын
Smeagol's a hobbit, not a goblin tho 😅.
@PlagueDocVR 8 ай бұрын
@@risen143he wasn’t referencing lord of the rings in this comment he was just saying he can’t resist the loot and must loot it or this was satire
@williampaine3520 10 ай бұрын
Adam's ability to fall is outstanding
@TheEvilHippy91 Жыл бұрын
Man, Bens Outrageous scream is awesome haha
@tkjie2462 3 жыл бұрын
I still like Ben's screaming outrageous it was so good
@n0vag4ming 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@zbyszk1234 3 жыл бұрын
It is his trading mark! :) Manager privileges BOUI...
@karllgabrielbulos5327 3 жыл бұрын
well that is outrageous
@dachamp9041 3 жыл бұрын
"Its in the title mate, escape from *Charcoal* "
@ScavsAteMyLegs 3 жыл бұрын
5:10 this is the best moment, quiet raid and everyone gets picked off from a distance, never anything more Tarkov than that lol
@bussy_spoiler 3 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling I’d see you here 😂
@JeffLocke1 3 жыл бұрын
It's so awesome seeing you here bro. As soon as I saw these guys make a Tarkov video I thought, "You cheekis have no idea how breeki this game really is..." Now they know!
@fictionalgaming912 2 жыл бұрын
I do not know if anyone else noticed but in the skit "Over Communicator" Alan looks like an exhausted sleep deprived person...pretty much what you are playing in EFT. Not sure if it was intentional or not, but it was perfect for EFT series.
@Mcfc2Rich 3 ай бұрын
"Is that you?" The 3 words used the most whilst playing this game.
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