How to get the Bonuses. Dash and Hurdles: Make sure both players qualify while keeping the same speed and crossing the finish line at the same time. Long and Triple Jump: For your final jump, you need your jumping distance to be a multiple of 11cm and the number of meters must match that number (i.e. 15m 55cm). Javelin Throw: Throw your javelin with an 80-degree angle to knock the airborne U.F.O. down (you won't qualify for that try if you get that bonus, though). Skeet Shooting: You need to destroy the balls by firing your rifle ONLY once. If you are accurate enough, a U.F.O. and a bird appear, and you score extra points each time you shoot them. Archery: You need to shoot at an angle close to 5 degrees, making sure that you hit the bullseye. If your arrows reach each target's bullseye, a cat with an apple on its head appears, and if you hit the apple, you are given three extra arrows. High Jump: Reach the same jumping height on each try. NOTES: With the exception of Dash and Hurdles, each event gives each player three tries to qualify. Long Jump, Javelin Throw, Triple Jump, and High Jump penalize you for taking too long, which is considered a Foul. Skeet Shooting and Archery: If a ball or a target passes by without being shot, the game counts it as a missed shot.

And thus was the sport of QWOPing born.

0:14 Mario 64's pause buffering.

2:10 That hip new dance tune that all the kids are talking about.

1:20 Foul for breaking the laws of time and space.

FOUL

I have been wanting for years to know how to pass the world record for high jump but if a TAS cannot then I think it is impossible TT-TT

till this day i dont know what that thing is 2:40 is it a lamp?

ok

4:18 Asians...

The NES all steroid games.

Gay Mario vs N#$$@ Mario