Taskmaster NZ Diss Track Task

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2 жыл бұрын

Full Diss Track task from episode 6, season 2 of New Zealand Taskmaster.

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@user-rf2iu3wo9u 2 жыл бұрын

The editors are sooooo funny, I laugh EVERY time at "montgomery more like mont... gubery" and then the cut to "I'm gonna gonna gonna drown you in your own blood!"

@deJessias 2 жыл бұрын

that scene ACTUALLY lives in my brain rent free

@finestjellybeansrawlol9486 2 жыл бұрын

"they're gonna go hard on us because they know about music and stuff" cutting to "FUCK YOU, URS" kills me

@chelseap2071 Жыл бұрын

I just really hope David's team recorded theirs first so that Paul knew what was said while sitting there listening to the team of two call them goobers.

@jazgee602 10 ай бұрын

Cant believe I've only just seen this yesterday for the first time! It came into my head as I was walking to the shop and I was literally laughing out loud walking down the street looking like an absolute crazy person 😂😂😂

@erinokay9991 8 ай бұрын

Truly. The editors make Taskmaster the actual gem that it is.

@adambrewer576 9 ай бұрын

My favourite thing about this is everyone starts slowly coming up with ideas at the start of the task. Apart from David, who immediately jumps to running people and cats over and basically nose dives from there

@powerpc127 2 жыл бұрын

David actually had some great wordplay with "Split you like ba-NAH-NAH."

@stevejohnson4144 2 жыл бұрын

“David, you shouldn’t run over cats”

@GivenHalfAChance_Yes 9 ай бұрын

I just noticed David's face when Paul teases the task. He's staring blankly like he's already filled with regret.

@kylevanzyl6452 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but Urzila's "Not me so much I'll have a biscuit" makes me laugh everytime

@Editttssssss 2 жыл бұрын

Then at the end she just gives up and yells ‘ASSSSSS!’

@rachelstechman5959 2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy "let's make it Covid safe and LESS SPITTY" - that's a pretty good diss of her own teammate right there.

@KyuubiSam Жыл бұрын

I find that it's because it's contrasted against the sexual lyric of eating arse, and places it's bizarreness all on Matt. XD

@LaneyStudios5 4 ай бұрын

That's interesting, I never heard it as 'I'll eat a biscuit', I heard 'I like a bit of skin', as in a reference to her being a lesbian, maybe my mind is just being smutty

@ToonSciron 2 жыл бұрын

Laura sounded really good when she starting to sing the bridge

@ehhh888 2 жыл бұрын

Her rapping sounded great too

@AlbertBalbastreMorte 2 жыл бұрын

She had a killer kickstart too. Chances are she listens to rap regularly.

@jackmadgwick5990 2 жыл бұрын

She raps lots in her comedy shows

@yezhikvtumane210 5 ай бұрын

Laura having the best sane freestyle while being dressed like literal Barbie is everything! And trying to calm/ quiet David at the end, like "you've altered this from jokingly crude to asinine, that's it pal; time for your mic drop, king" is commendable.

@coolfulldowns 2 жыл бұрын

I cant stop watching this, honestly one of the best tasks of all Taskmasters history

@Nilguiri 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, nah.

@coolfulldowns 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nilguiri quite a lot of people seem to disagree with you on that lol

@Nilguiri 2 жыл бұрын

@@coolfulldowns How do you know? It's a matter of taste, I suppose, i.e. I have taste and anybody who disagrees doesn't!

@motasmagic 2 жыл бұрын

THE SHOE LACES.... :p

@lucy9604 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I've watched it at least daily for like the last month, it's probably my favourite ever task 😊

@lazthegreat10 2 жыл бұрын

Laura sounded good David is insane 10/10

@dracowolf3212 9 ай бұрын

"I can't wait to hear his Christmas song"

@spookyspice596 2 жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to appreciate that David felt so guilty for writing such violent lyrics that he made meat packs for the opposing team?

@albino_penguin2268 2 жыл бұрын

And can we appreciate "shoulda been milk, b****" is the greatest response to such a gift.

@slovnicurling9808 2 жыл бұрын

"can we, can we..." shut up and just appreciate it if you want. Who you ask for permission? Why you need other for that? You already appreciated it just by asking like that anyway. But if you must ask then NO, you can't so delete the comment :P

@KyuubiSam Жыл бұрын

YES!! Much appreciation for David's compassion

@caitthecat Жыл бұрын

@@slovnicurling9808 Who hurt you? 😢

@OllerHaha 11 ай бұрын

@@slovnicurling9808why the unnecessarily rude response?

@Bman1878 8 ай бұрын

Desperately want to see _all_ of the outtakes for this task

@redheadredemption1573 2 жыл бұрын

Between this and the Abe Lincoln Zoom, this was an extraordinary episode

@izziboustead6279 2 жыл бұрын

the three friends' rap is stuck in my head consistently

@mrsgollum Жыл бұрын

Laura has surprisingly good flow.

@chaoslynn 2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE OLDER THAN US, BUT YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN OUR PARENTS

@gagefulmer6375 2 жыл бұрын

I think it was younger than appearance like they look old

@chaoslynn 2 жыл бұрын

@@gagefulmer6375 that's from a different line

@jenelaina5665 2 жыл бұрын

What a fucking crazy age...

@becausethat 2 жыл бұрын

When he stares down the camera lens and says that he knows they’re old, again … 💀 💀 💀 Kills me every time

@jenelaina5665 11 ай бұрын

Drink warm milk, BITCH ⚰️

@lendmesomesugar97 2 жыл бұрын

Hands down, this is the funniest task from any version of Taskmaster ever made

@ilo5736 2 жыл бұрын

Not true. Not even close.

@jazgee602 10 ай бұрын

I agree, one of the best ever in my opinion too.

@HZ-fg9sf 2 жыл бұрын

Iconic! 🤣🤣🤣 Man would have been cool to see the unbroadcastable parts as extra bonus clips on another platform.

@jordancanning3502 2 жыл бұрын

On the Taskmaster podcast, David said one of his raps involved putting Matt's children in a car and then driving it over a cliff.

@tripvic7629 2 жыл бұрын

@@jordancanning3502 seems alright

@rachelstechman5959 2 жыл бұрын

@@jordancanning3502 Shit man!!! 🤣

@jonathandavies89 2 жыл бұрын

Only just discovered all the New Zealand series after being a fan of the UK original since the beginning..I even caught one of the Edinburgh fringe originals back in 2011. I can honestly say NZ series 2 is up there as one of if not THE best series I’ve ever seen! Everybody was hilarious 👌

@jazgee602 10 ай бұрын

I've only just discovered New Zealand taskmaster a few days ago and I have to agree with you, the second series is certainly one of the greatest ever in my opinion!

@CarbonAndBadTiming 8 ай бұрын

"You may be baby boomers cause you're sagging in appearance, you're older than us but you're younger than our parents" is so catchy and will be forever iny head

@Labergemusic 2 жыл бұрын

This is definitely a contender for best tasks of any task. Absurdly funny.

@bellam31 2 жыл бұрын

Dayum, he sure held that bowl steady at 1:24, it’s like a freakin bird head.

@KyuubiSam Жыл бұрын

He was in the epitome of flow state.

@AarOnCoasters 2 жыл бұрын

Taskmaster NZ and UK casts are stacked this year

@icturner23 2 жыл бұрын

Why is one team dressed as toddlers and the other like they work in the portacabin office of the world's most unproductive construction site?

@SugarRuneStarNut 2 жыл бұрын

Amazingly accurate

@jexiagalleta Жыл бұрын

Because some of them are OLDER THAN US BUT YOUNGER THAN OUR PARENTS

@PassionPi 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever this shows up on my KZfaq I watch it. I've watched it six times already this week and it's only Tuesday.

@jenelaina5665 2 жыл бұрын

I do that and I also just search for it sometimes like now

@sarahbrownlee4084 2 жыл бұрын

1:33 mont-dumb-ery was right there

@lendmesomesugar97 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what could have possibly been cut from this due to being deemed "unbroadcastable" because it seems like they kept a lot in there...

@JakeSmith-th5fr 2 жыл бұрын

He was on the Taskmaster podcast with Ed Gamble recently and said that they cut the lines that straight up weren't as funny and they cut him threatening Matt Heath's kids

@someguy4262 2 жыл бұрын

@@JakeSmith-th5fr He also said he was at 4/10 for the series in terms of "how much David energy" he was bringing. Deliberately. Imagine this task with him at 10.

@Renzsu 2 жыл бұрын

@@someguy4262 Well, I can imagine a lot of it would've involved his anus...

@laggy3099 2 ай бұрын

I'm never going to get over "Oh they're gonna go hard on us, cuz they know about music and stuff" immediately cutting to *"FUCK, YOU, URZ"* over a full-on Public Enemy-ass beat

@CreativeC13 2 жыл бұрын

This is so iconic! Didn't even know taskmaster NZ existed till a story about this showed up in my newfeed

@katiewookie2498 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you thank you thank you for making this clip of my FAVOURITE EVER TASK OF ANY TASKMASTER!! 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Sim0n98 2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

@meow-px6kk 2 жыл бұрын

5:15 i fucking love david's face here. ive made fanart of his face here he looks so fucking deranged

@KyuubiSam Жыл бұрын

I love that face! You can see from the start he was anxious about the showing of this task, and you could see his guilt when they showed his preview clips. I'm thinking he was glad when Urzila and Matt went first, I'm wondering if he was hoping they'd diss him good enough to deserve his violence and really they were just hilarious, so I feel like that helped push him into that derangement... hehe XD I'd love to see the fanart!

@fr3d80000 8 ай бұрын

i think david worked himself up to the point where he actually hated matt & ushula. Look at him as their song starts... what power.

@thekuppi1834 2 жыл бұрын

in a recent podcast david said he turnd himself down to a 4/8 I think here he might have gotten slightly over 5.5

@DieRareJongen 2 жыл бұрын

Here because of the Taskmaster Podcast

@Smith.S.E. Жыл бұрын

certified hood classic

@lazthegreat10 2 жыл бұрын

WE NEED OUTTAKES

@bellam31 2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

@AarOnCoasters 2 жыл бұрын

why wasn't this episode called " drown you in your own blood"?

@TraitorsEra 2 жыл бұрын

Funniest team task in the entirety of taskmaster

@oddlang687 2 жыл бұрын

Hands down my absolute favorite

@MichaelM28 2 жыл бұрын

Said no one ever

@TraitorsEra 2 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelM28 said me, and that's more than enough 😏

@jazgee602 10 ай бұрын

@@MichaelM28literally 3 people said it just in this conversation alone you nugget.

@tombstonerforever9374 9 ай бұрын

I wish they did this in the UK version

@bubbleshock14 4 ай бұрын

This is one of my fave tasks of all time

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

The line "Wanking in your 'gararj'" leads me to believe I need to learn more about New Zealand culture and terminology

@boryanaivanova9962 2 жыл бұрын

6:32 is so funny!

@odd_shoes Жыл бұрын

I wonder if UK Taskmaster/Channel 4 would allow this! This is the first of any foreign Taskmaster episodes I've seen.

@sarahwarren3960 9 ай бұрын

I was just wondering this myself! I don't think they would, you know.

@thecuntofmontecristo2121 9 ай бұрын

I watch this task once a month as a little pick me up

@kathleen2002 2 ай бұрын

i revisit this so often and every time i watch it i laugh so hard i feel like im gonna throw up

@PortsTM 5 ай бұрын

the most famous task of the New Zealand version. The UK one don't dare touch this task

@varsoonhks3211 4 ай бұрын

This clip has more views than the official release of the episode

@aitorizquierdolopez6922 2 жыл бұрын

different energies

@AmaraEmme 2 жыл бұрын

Why didn’t the duo say “beat your asses” instead of the rather complimentary “eat your asses” 😂💀 and why didn’t the trio switch it up with “on the same stage”

@ianh452 2 жыл бұрын

NZ Taskmaster so funny. New thing as Taskmaster UK Champion of Champions 2 has finished. Need the fix.

@Mathias_Eggimann 26 күн бұрын

David Correos anger came from his back pain. Read or listen to a interview about this and you understand more. It was a long day and he had so much pain and this task came up

@dingetje82 9 ай бұрын

they are all holding such big pieces of paper

@kassygo1375 5 ай бұрын

Laura really carried the vocals on the team and David provided the violence lmao

@gavb84 2 жыл бұрын

7:48 🤣🤣🤣

@Azraill11111 Ай бұрын

Who needs Kendrick and Drake?

@EIonsMusk 5 ай бұрын

The best task in TM history. Yeah, I said it.

@bellam31 2 жыл бұрын

Broadcast the unbroadcastable!

@John-dt2do 5 ай бұрын

boom boom

@superdepressif6047 2 жыл бұрын

too bad we don't get the ending of the task :p

@SuicidalLemonade 2 жыл бұрын

How wide is david at 0:19 tho

@ilikeexxs 4 ай бұрын

1:32 just so it's easier for me to endlessly replay 😂😂

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 жыл бұрын

This explains why David is such a terrible Playtech customer.

@whenwasthat Жыл бұрын

Neo is good 🤣

@lessavoirfaire 10 күн бұрын

what does "on the same way" mean?

@joepeggie9249 2 жыл бұрын

There’s a taskmaster NZ!??!? Wtf

@antiphon000 2 ай бұрын

Get Laura on a fuckin real track, she even did the adlibs

@amberwasatomic8330 Жыл бұрын

Mont-domery was right there

@thetessellater9163 2 жыл бұрын

This sort of language is acceptable in the adult English speaking world - except America, where they're so prudish about profanity - yet they still have the death penalty !!! Bloody funny. 😉

@Geo-ko2sx 8 ай бұрын

Why r u just randomly bringing up America?

@Hambone4815 Жыл бұрын

Pussweak duss truck!

@HerHollyness 2 жыл бұрын

I love this so much but across the whole of Series 2 the amount of food waste (during a pandemic where so many people even in NZ were struggling) did kind of make me sad.

@justinkanda1203 2 жыл бұрын

Alex has said on-air a few times that they’ve donated to local food banks because of the amount of food they felt they wasted in their tasks (e.g. biggest splat in S5), so I’m sure he would “strongly suggest” other franchises do the same, even if they don’t announce their donations on-air.

@liamt1471 Жыл бұрын

@@justinkanda1203 That's great and all, but doesn't make up for the wasted food. If they didn't waste any then they could donate more to food banks

@belauensus7979 Жыл бұрын

@@liamt1471 most food banks actually want donations of money, not of perishable food

@liamt1471 Жыл бұрын

@@belauensus7979 the money spent on wasted food could be donated to food banks 😊

@ericadavenport2039 2 жыл бұрын

What are these people wearing? Is this really the style in NZ? 1980s?

@mikaeretepania5461 Жыл бұрын

Wait til you find out Mullets are big here again too

@dylvasey 2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is this mess?

@librarysong8617 Жыл бұрын

It’s New Zealand television🇳🇿🫶🏻

@danandoliver3613 2 жыл бұрын

Absolute gash....

@ryanh3635 2 жыл бұрын

NZ taskmaster is such garbage and lacks all of the energy and production the original has. The sets are bland, the tasks and hosts are cringe.

@njclondon2009 Жыл бұрын

you're bland. do one.

@brady5006 9 ай бұрын

Series 2 and 4 were really enjoyable

@katiewookie2498 Ай бұрын

The tasks are so cringe Alex Horne now uses them for the UK show. Give your head a wobble mate!

@shaunusmaximus6399 Жыл бұрын

I don't think the blonde woman needs that hi vis vest to be seen

@muzzer5327 2 жыл бұрын

This is just wrong

@sniffinglue7236 2 жыл бұрын

Gee whiz this stinks

@MichaelM28 2 жыл бұрын

Garbage remake

@kanguen Жыл бұрын

Fellas! Laura rapping good wasn't just a one time thing! I just discovered her musical comedy duo and it's amazing. Videos also have cameos from Brynley and Chris. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kNSIo6aJxKqtl2g.html