Series 6, Episode 5 - 'H.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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4 жыл бұрын

In this series 6 full episode of Taskmaster Russell Howard, Tim Vine, Liza Tarbuck, Asim Chaudhry and Alice Levine attempt amazing trick shots and try to measure a very long piece of string.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@FinetalPies
@FinetalPies 4 жыл бұрын
Of the 5 contestants, one measured with inches, one with feet, one with meters, one with miles and one with lobsters
@marchamill
@marchamill 3 жыл бұрын
They used to english currency too.
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 3 жыл бұрын
I just love that for all the people who pick on the US for using feet and inches, they sure use them often on this show 🤔😁
@olivier2553
@olivier2553 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you think it is a bit scripted?
@squishedpea6114
@squishedpea6114 3 жыл бұрын
This was the one that had the label on it with the length written on it, im pretty sure they showed that tag to them after the task but it's not shown here
@HAbarneyWK
@HAbarneyWK 3 жыл бұрын
@@olivier2553 not like this, I dont
@nisargaramesh3010
@nisargaramesh3010 4 жыл бұрын
"what was that" "that was the task" LIZA YOU ICON, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I LOVE HER
@Trenchgun1
@Trenchgun1 4 жыл бұрын
Ledge!? can anything be an insult in england?
@jasonabbott4623
@jasonabbott4623 4 жыл бұрын
@@Trenchgun1 it's not an insult. It's short for legend!
@deejeh9494
@deejeh9494 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonabbott4623 legend is one letter more than ledge and not easily confused with a ledge.
@jasonabbott4623
@jasonabbott4623 3 жыл бұрын
@@deejeh9494 it's quite a common thing to say in the UK so it's easily understood. The idea isn't so much that it's easier or quicker to write. It's just one syllable instead of two. I have no idea why we say it, but that's slang for you
@alexanderespinoza
@alexanderespinoza 3 жыл бұрын
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give Tim Vine a lobster and he'll accurately measure a string.
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 2 жыл бұрын
I just read that in Alex's voice.
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 Жыл бұрын
@@Taolan8472 As well we should.
@yellow6409
@yellow6409 4 жыл бұрын
Lisa figuring out hops instantly and then just doing it herself is the funniest thing
@clschill
@clschill 11 ай бұрын
Yeah^^ and asim telling them to step back to see a bigger picture and they dont seeing that the threads spelling the word hop :D
@marijamartinovic4404
@marijamartinovic4404 5 ай бұрын
Love her
@xpledgeturnprestigex
@xpledgeturnprestigex 4 жыл бұрын
Actually I think you'll find that there's way more strength in arches.
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 жыл бұрын
Russell should've advertised a bit lower
@peterhath
@peterhath 3 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@ericaheap
@ericaheap 3 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@ortho_normal
@ortho_normal 3 жыл бұрын
Triangles.
@laurenkd89
@laurenkd89 2 жыл бұрын
Omg who said this one again? Katherine Ryan?
@miqbio2628
@miqbio2628 4 жыл бұрын
It's such a genius idea uploading these episodes on KZfaq so non-UK people can watch while still supporting the creators!
@robby4850
@robby4850 4 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of dailymotion???
@miqbio2628
@miqbio2628 4 жыл бұрын
@@robby4850 Not really, I was just starting to be exposed in UK tv shows.
@SevenQs
@SevenQs 4 жыл бұрын
Robby 48 But it doesn’t support the original creators
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@robby4850 daily motion isn't that good
@robby4850
@robby4850 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ you still can watch every season
@kt2725
@kt2725 3 жыл бұрын
Alex trying to be mean to Russell is so excellent - “I’m not sure about your hair” is a slam dunk insult
@helenamirian908
@helenamirian908 2 жыл бұрын
His stupid frosted tips 🤣
@andrewgehling6566
@andrewgehling6566 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Russel tries to be the "bad boy" of Taskmaster. Sadly that's the only funny thing about him.
@NoXion100
@NoXion100 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand your dress sense"
@wfbgenius
@wfbgenius 2 ай бұрын
The more subtle the insult the more believable it is. If he called Russel the worst competitor they’d ever had, it would be an obvious lie. But ‘I’m not sure about your hair’ is perfectly plausible.
@TheSongwritingCat
@TheSongwritingCat 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Tim chose the most mental way of going about the entire string task... and was the most successful is beautiful and oddly inspiring.
@AStrategyGameDev
@AStrategyGameDev 4 жыл бұрын
Not really mental. Find something you know the length of roughly then wrap the string around it. you would atleast get very close that way. Most people know the length and width of their hands, id say
@alexortiz9777
@alexortiz9777 3 жыл бұрын
@@AStrategyGameDev yeah I would have just used my forearm
@stabileseitenlage
@stabileseitenlage 2 жыл бұрын
​@@alexortiz9777Back when I was a trainee at work, I was told, that holding your arms out at an 90° Angle (T-Posing) and then bending the right arm at the elbow so it's in front of your chest gives you about a meter between your hands. I used to meassure Cables like that when getting them from storage. First few times I meassured them afterwards and was baffled how accurate it is, especially useful when you need about 25 meters of cable and don't have time to slowly meassure. It was even more impressive because the guy showing me the trick used it pretty accurately aswell and he was way smaller than me. Might be faster than putting it next to your forearm and also meassures approximately in a widely used scale. Forearm lenghts were used widely in history aswell, before standardized meassuring. Some historic buildings still have the "standardized forearm" mounted to their wall, it there was a market selling ropes or fabric in front of them, way back in time. That was used, so the seller wouldn't easily profit from having small forearms or mismeassuring. - people could go up to that standardized thing and meassure for themselfes, no foul excude of "my forearm is shorter" anymore.
@yellowcactustvz4929
@yellowcactustvz4929 2 жыл бұрын
I would have done that but with my elbow
@iamquitesophisticated2486
@iamquitesophisticated2486 2 жыл бұрын
@@stabileseitenlage that's not 90°s
@Tellysayhi
@Tellysayhi 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone did so well at the egg task that i thought there would be a second part to the task where they had to eat their remaining eggs.
@CaJo16
@CaJo16 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that would have been absolutely great to watch 😂
@Soloman_Gumball
@Soloman_Gumball 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, now I always have to wonder what if.
@soulofmen
@soulofmen 4 жыл бұрын
You could say that the final task was just that.
@resterdebout57
@resterdebout57 4 жыл бұрын
Eat all of them? You've got a flair for the sadistic, don't you.
@LvlJace
@LvlJace 3 жыл бұрын
they technically all failed it the task said they couldn't tamper with the tablecloth and they all tampered with it
@brilliantchaos5397
@brilliantchaos5397 4 жыл бұрын
Has there ever been a more relatable taskmaster moment than Liza in that task dealing with those doofuses
@virajreddy1989
@virajreddy1989 4 жыл бұрын
Looking at them in the final task dressed like there working during quarantine is wierd too
@REMnut12
@REMnut12 4 жыл бұрын
I think every woman has been in a similar situation
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 3 жыл бұрын
At least Greg acknowledged her contribution and how she pulled it off by herself
@JohnSmithJane
@JohnSmithJane 3 жыл бұрын
Im surprised Greg didnt just give the points to Liza and give 0 to the other two
@jzthompson9598
@jzthompson9598 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmithJane If he had, Tim would not have won, but she would have. Dammit.
@stanvanr7149
@stanvanr7149 4 жыл бұрын
27:11 Look at alex's face when Asim says "You know what this could be!? The Alphabet!"
@bluecupcakes128
@bluecupcakes128 4 жыл бұрын
This had me dying. I was gonna point that out because I literally went back and watched that bit so many times, it was so funny.
@nkjmeh
@nkjmeh 4 жыл бұрын
He said, “OOP” 😂😂😂
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at that bit 😂😂
@singenstattatmen5096
@singenstattatmen5096 4 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show we don't get nearly enough reaction shots of Alex, *especially* when he is breaking character.
@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 3 жыл бұрын
Well spotted
@JonahSunrise
@JonahSunrise 3 жыл бұрын
that final scene of Tim feeding a donkey with Russel's brother showing his calves while Greg hops on Alex is truly something.
@sharkofjoy
@sharkofjoy 3 жыл бұрын
A wild episode all around.
@jessmontgomery3454
@jessmontgomery3454 2 жыл бұрын
A farce is often the hardest thing to write well... but that ending felt like a masterstroke of tv entertainment. Anyone tuning in then would've been bamboozled as no explanation could surely could justify it. But it all made sense and was wonderful.
@BixLovesMiley
@BixLovesMiley 4 ай бұрын
And then he fell off and breaks tiles the chair over, oops 😂
@pidginmac
@pidginmac 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve absolutely no idea; I can’t help you, and I’d be wrong to pretend I did.” Tarbuck got me rollin
@combogalis
@combogalis 8 ай бұрын
It's amazing how well she's doing considering the number of tasks she puts minimal effort into or outright purposely does poorly on.
@berkpick
@berkpick 4 жыл бұрын
"What was that?" "That was the task."
@Syrange13
@Syrange13 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Assim's guess at the string came in second is so funny. Everyone else tried to be clever and he was like "realistically, it's gonna be a few hundred feet innit" and got 4 points for it.
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
Same happened with Charlotte in the similar 'Find out how much Alex weighs' task in series 11
@DeadlyLazer
@DeadlyLazer Жыл бұрын
"Ring your agent.." "Funk that!" Liza's quips specifically to Russell are just too perfect.
@beesokay
@beesokay Жыл бұрын
Asim's vegan announcement is such an incredible achievement because he created what seemed like one of the most awkward, badly timed moments in taskmaster history and then revealed it to be an absolutely genius slow play.
@TroubleToby3040
@TroubleToby3040 Жыл бұрын
👍👍👍 I also agree about "lovely bit of kit" being weirdly... Pleasing. 🤷‍♂️
@kurumi394
@kurumi394 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello, I'm Alex Horne, and I support Apartheid" is imo the pinnacle of British humour lmao
@Ernie_Bernie
@Ernie_Bernie 4 жыл бұрын
The horror on his face when Greg said he should do the voice for him next. *chef's kiss*
@savagemessiah.
@savagemessiah. 4 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit at that
@iamtau6253
@iamtau6253 3 жыл бұрын
What is apartheid
@d3dsh0t
@d3dsh0t 3 жыл бұрын
IamTau legally enforced racism. the british have a way of touching serious topics and still managing to remain particularly inoffensive. for the most part
@garrett2439
@garrett2439 3 жыл бұрын
@@d3dsh0t The British did earn the right to flex on this one. No single country played more of a role in ending apartheid than Britain did. The British group AAM was really key in getting it done.
@Slytheriness1
@Slytheriness1 Жыл бұрын
I love the flit of confusion across Russel’s face when Greg reveals that he has gotten a piggyback ride from his brother before
@ericaheap
@ericaheap 3 жыл бұрын
Alex is breaking character more and more with every episode of this season and I for one think it makes this impossibly hilarious show even more enjoyable
@jankisi
@jankisi 3 жыл бұрын
for the first 4 series he got more and more into his character and established it, now he is breaking it and I'm totally fine with that
@vincenttrudelle1884
@vincenttrudelle1884 4 жыл бұрын
I really want a compilation of Alice’s nicknames for Alex
@JackDManheim
@JackDManheim 2 жыл бұрын
I like when Nish called him 'Horny'
@robertofontiglia4148
@robertofontiglia4148 2 жыл бұрын
What's really great is when you close your eyes and you pretend she's saying them to you. I'm not weird I promise.
@A_T216
@A_T216 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you found the supercut, it exists now lmao
@disharao1974
@disharao1974 2 жыл бұрын
@@A_T216 where? Link please!
@A_T216
@A_T216 2 жыл бұрын
@@disharao1974 I didn't include a link because KZfaq readily considers them spam, but ahh my reply got deleted anyway?? Anyway, the title of the video is Alice Levine Greeting Alex Horne Compilation.
@kittykat490
@kittykat490 2 жыл бұрын
Liza figuring out the task instantly, but the boys prattling on about H and trying to figure it out, Liza eventually giving up on waiting for them and just doing it herself and then them being like "wait what just happened" and she's like "I did the task..." made me genuinely a little sad 😭 Liza is so clever and one of my favorites this season
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 Жыл бұрын
She didn't really figure it out instantly (but was pretty quick), and was very none committal when mentioning her idea "I keep thinking it's something to do with hopping" and then she went quiet. She didn't point out all her clues or explain herself (people can't read minds, we all need a little explanation). When everyone else was in a figuring out mode shouting out ideas she did nothing to differentiate her hoping idea from the noise. So I don't blame the boys for "prattling on" cause they were clueless and looking for something to grab on to. Liza needed to be more assertive if she wanted to be listened to, be she with males of females, staying quiet isn't how you're heard
@danilooliveira6580
@danilooliveira6580 Жыл бұрын
I think they thought "hop" was a clue, not an answer, they acknowledged hop at the beginning, but we didn't see her saying "we are supposed to hop 100 times", so they probably thought there was no way it was that simple and were trying to figure out the other clues. I personally wouldn't have figured out because it would take me a while to realize "hop" means jump since I'm not that familiar with the expression "bunny hop"
@lisahenry20
@lisahenry20 Жыл бұрын
​@@nicosmind3 "I think it's to do with hopping" "...this clue means zyx blah blah blah" Vs "I think it has to do with hopping" "what do you mean" "Well the clues point to xyz so I think that means we need to hop" "I'm not sure if it is the solution, but we can try it while we continue to look at the clues to see if we figure anything else out".
@leaffinite3828
@leaffinite3828 9 ай бұрын
As someone currently watching the series in order, 4 and 5 had such incredibly top tier casts, but lizas my fave contestant yet by a mile
@philippegauvin-vallee9371
@philippegauvin-vallee9371 3 жыл бұрын
2:47 I do hope I am not the only one remembering that Katherine Ryan granted lordship to Greg as part of a prize task.
@felipemaldonado8028
@felipemaldonado8028 Жыл бұрын
KR: What's your naaame? GD: Greg? KR: noooo! GD: yessss? KR: I chaaaaange it! GD: (burst into laughter)
@harrisonross5664
@harrisonross5664 4 жыл бұрын
Love this show! Really hope Alex re-evaluates his views on African political structures soon, though.
@anthonykf99
@anthonykf99 4 жыл бұрын
"Until I distribute myself across Alice's mother's poly-tunnel" omg hahaha
@BorhnN
@BorhnN 3 жыл бұрын
Only innocent word of the sentence was 'distribute', despite the effort.
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын
19:25 I actually gasped and applauded Russell but then I realised everyone did it perfectly.
@sharkofjoy
@sharkofjoy 3 жыл бұрын
It's a perfect setup, because usually he's the only one to nail a straightforward physical attempt. This show's editor's know what they're doing, it's a well cut show!
@jaz1551
@jaz1551 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever the theme music comes on, I hear an opera singer "Bob Mor-ti-mer! Bob Mor-ti-mer!"
@MissGracieLucinda
@MissGracieLucinda 3 жыл бұрын
YES! I thought I was the only one who absolutely can not un-hear it!
@Vaenomenon
@Vaenomenon 2 ай бұрын
Oh so yes, I really wanted to hear it again when he ended up winning the series!
@Kezia1998
@Kezia1998 4 жыл бұрын
How did Tim Vine manage to crawl through that tunnel toy? 😂 It looks so small even for Russell or Alice
@resterdebout57
@resterdebout57 4 жыл бұрын
Most importantly, he did it as if it was the most natural thing to do in this situation, certainly not intending to make a gag out of it. I love it when contestants just throw common sense out the window at some point.
@swskitso
@swskitso 4 жыл бұрын
Contestants on taskmaster are starting to treat it like a monkeys paw as if any minor decision could win or lose the game Sometimes you may look like a fool and other times a genius. I believe it was Joe Lycett who completed a task without opening the envelope.
@baildclark16
@baildclark16 2 жыл бұрын
@@swskitso he did, and it was iconic.
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine is just a kid. It comes naturally.
@nymalous3428
@nymalous3428 4 жыл бұрын
It's pretty cool that Russell's brother was holding the donkey's reins. Good sport.
@kerianpearson9796
@kerianpearson9796 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that he spent the entire length of the taping being trained in donkey handling for the dramatic arts.
@Bombom1300
@Bombom1300 4 жыл бұрын
That might be the single most chaotic outro in the history of this show. Just, the cuts between Tim Vine feeding Thomas the Donkey and Greg jumping madly and then falling into the throne! It was amazing!
@falakvakharia2452
@falakvakharia2452 3 жыл бұрын
43:32
@CODMReaper
@CODMReaper 3 жыл бұрын
I actually felt bad for the dirty smelly rat, I hope he didn't get hurt
@jamesedwardrichardson2131
@jamesedwardrichardson2131 2 жыл бұрын
@@CODMReaper there's a box he's jumping on which wobbles, which is what causes him to fall
@idna832
@idna832 3 жыл бұрын
I so want a Liza Tarbuck detective series
@combogalis
@combogalis 8 ай бұрын
She solves every crime 5 minutes in and the rest of the episode is about trying to get the male detectives to listen to her
@CM28277
@CM28277 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the piece of paper at the end of the string in the "string measure" task would have the actual length of the string. Like that's a very Alex Horne thing to do I guess...
@evertime123
@evertime123 2 жыл бұрын
Tbqh when they read the task I looked up the standard length of string balls, which took less then 5m and gave me 100m
@krunkcleanup2949
@krunkcleanup2949 4 жыл бұрын
Greg: Asim, what is your sturdiest item that - Asim: I''M A VEGAN Greg: Last place.
@aliasnando
@aliasnando 4 жыл бұрын
@Tigib Chisel which is...
@stephennass3840
@stephennass3840 4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@tylerquebedeaux1867
@tylerquebedeaux1867 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliasnando Spoilers.....
@n1580
@n1580 4 жыл бұрын
I think you guys will find out in the next episode
@Vaaaaadim
@Vaaaaadim 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliasnando My dude. You absolutely need to watch the next episode right now, it came out today on this yt channel. I went back to this to look at the comments mentioning this vegan thing. Don't look at the comments of it.
@nickolson-harris9272
@nickolson-harris9272 2 жыл бұрын
It's honestly incredible how much Russell Howard With Glasses and Russell Howard Without Glasses look like completely different people.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen him and Clark Kent in the same room?
@Ash.47
@Ash.47 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Russell asked if the face shield was a health and safety thing then instantly threw it to the side is both concerning and hilarious
@christianheasley5453
@christianheasley5453 3 жыл бұрын
Greg and Alex's unison bunny hopping will never get old for me
@claireegoetz697
@claireegoetz697 3 жыл бұрын
-25:04
@TylerJohnson-fs3kp
@TylerJohnson-fs3kp 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Vine annoyed saying “Yes I’ll remember H”
@nivolord
@nivolord 4 жыл бұрын
I'd guess the egg task was supposed to be a tie-breaker, since it was so short. But was rendered useless since everyone succeeded. EDIT: In hindsight, I should have been more specific. The tablecloth task.
@flippinthrough
@flippinthrough 4 жыл бұрын
The world: Everyone uses Metric, America! Get your shit together! Taskmaster Contestants: Measure in Miles, feet, inches...and lobsters.
@MarcoTalin12
@MarcoTalin12 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the caravan is supposed to be Alex's home, because he's not allowed to stay in the Taskmaster's home.
@njujuznem6554
@njujuznem6554 3 жыл бұрын
The vegan announcement thing is one of the best plot twists I've ever seen
@maiNmusica
@maiNmusica 4 жыл бұрын
I think every woman has had the Liza-hops-moment at some point in her life. 😄 Brilliant episode!
@mariascorzelli8875
@mariascorzelli8875 4 жыл бұрын
so true
@rosenrot9544
@rosenrot9544 4 жыл бұрын
the way she smiled at alex knowing full well she was right when she started to jump while the other two were still standing around
@FayezButts
@FayezButts 4 жыл бұрын
Only once?
@swskitso
@swskitso 4 жыл бұрын
Its a universal experience limited to intelligent people of both genders.
@rubyrayne8
@rubyrayne8 4 жыл бұрын
mike dutdut I’m sure you’re right. But there are some men that still think on a whole they are smarter than most women. Luckily it doesn’t happen nearly as much as it used to. But I tell ya, I work with a bunch of women and they are older and had to “act like men” to get ahead and those ppl don’t listen to anyone that makes less than them. Where the younger executive men do listen.
@Krayne95
@Krayne95 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaqs recommendation algorithm is dumb as fuck. Its like "I see you're watching series 6 episode 5, would you like to watch series 8 episode 3 next? Or perhaps series 6 episode 8?"
@stabileseitenlage
@stabileseitenlage 2 жыл бұрын
Half a year later they are recommending the Episode 2 after this one, so they'll maybe get it right in like a year.
@fredhasopinions
@fredhasopinions 2 жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS get the second next episode recommended next. Like on this one, S6E7 is in my autoplay. With every series, every episode, wtf man
@singenstattatmen5096
@singenstattatmen5096 15 күн бұрын
Good thing the TM channel has put the series in handy little playlists then, eh? 😉
@samimeh5651
@samimeh5651 3 жыл бұрын
*Everytime Tim's name is called* Tim: 🤗
@dw_ella
@dw_ella 4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be honest the first egg task seemed too good to be true for me and I thought there was going to be some trick with the wording of it
@httl502
@httl502 4 жыл бұрын
ikr XD
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 жыл бұрын
I thought there might be second half or a tie breaker
@bleepiestofbloops
@bleepiestofbloops 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@delightfulmochas
@delightfulmochas 3 жыл бұрын
23:13 One of the items on the list is "1 bag dry cat food (Patatas)" referencing the cat stuck in the tree from S2E04!
@christineszafran8032
@christineszafran8032 3 жыл бұрын
Also 2 tubes of cheese spread (teeth), because Alex mentioned he brushed his teeth with cheese (since he's an adult) one episode.
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat Жыл бұрын
Nice catch!
@hockey4240
@hockey4240 4 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that no one brought in a Nokia for sturdiest thing
@tinkertailor567
@tinkertailor567 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@k3rr3k
@k3rr3k 2 жыл бұрын
@Dinosaur Kin They do. BBC wants to put you on a list for using memes IRL now. Apparently that makes you a dangerous person. I know a few comedians due to my work and they don't take part in internet culture because they need to be humorous to normies(this word gets you on the list). Internet humor isn't funny to most normal people.
@khinzakhan66
@khinzakhan66 2 жыл бұрын
Now that you say it. Nokia 3310!
@HannahMonster100
@HannahMonster100 4 жыл бұрын
Units of lobsters make just as much sense as units of feet to me!
@nymalous3428
@nymalous3428 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny, my guess, when I heard the task, was 100 yards... obviously, I meant yard the unit of measurement, not yard as in the back garden... my yard is pretty big, probably, 61 lobsters long.
@turg4874
@turg4874 4 жыл бұрын
They literally said that the lobster was 30cm/1ft long. Tim’s guess was spot on and also I do think the whole world should use lobsters
@TMBG1337
@TMBG1337 4 жыл бұрын
Well not everyone has a lobster
@meganhirschi6248
@meganhirschi6248 4 жыл бұрын
The best part was that each lobster was twice as long as a lobster because he counted one as he went ALL the way around it. :)
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 4 жыл бұрын
I can go in on a lobster based measuring system the question is which lobster... Different lobsters come in different sizes. Bit like measuring distance in dicks. You think it's a measurement of at least 6inches at first as that's pretty much the average everywhere. But then it turns out the guy who made it had a micro penis and now the standard unit of measurement is about a singular inch. "What if... It was a woman who made the dick system thus the standard unit of measurement becomes 0 thus all forms of measurement become invalid..."
@kraehenkopf1186
@kraehenkopf1186 4 жыл бұрын
love how so much stuff is going on in the ending, that one could almost miss Greg hopping around on Alex back, only to fall off and make a crash landing back into his throne
@vandanalikhmania3731
@vandanalikhmania3731 4 жыл бұрын
that was a great fall, truly
@Orangecatinahoodie
@Orangecatinahoodie 4 жыл бұрын
He sure has a strong back
@propio2957
@propio2957 4 жыл бұрын
But I'm sure for legal reasons they had to show in the last clip that it was actually just a box
@dentol8860
@dentol8860 3 жыл бұрын
What's the time?
@dentol8860
@dentol8860 3 жыл бұрын
Oh lol found it at the very end
@momaroria15
@momaroria15 4 жыл бұрын
I love how casual Liza is about everything! She is my favourite this season by FAR
@reino4309
@reino4309 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny, I've been reading the Taskmaster reddit (a very strange place), and Lisa Tarbuck seems to be universally disliked, and I really don't understand why.
@whatsgoodmate8277
@whatsgoodmate8277 4 жыл бұрын
reino4309 i think most people havent seen this season. Cuz from the shirt clips i saw of the season the season looked boring and didnt find the contestants interesting at all. But the full show proved me wrong i think tim vine and lisa are the most funny one in this show and interesting one aswell
@rubyrayne8
@rubyrayne8 4 жыл бұрын
reino4309 What?! That’s absurd! I love Lisa! I like all the people on this season though. They are all likable.
@Brownalebelly
@Brownalebelly 4 жыл бұрын
@@reino4309 Really? I have totally fallen in love with her. I think she is brilliant.
@bacul165
@bacul165 4 жыл бұрын
@@reino4309 That's really strange, I was about to comment she is one of the few contestants (especially women) who get no hate... But that's just my impression from comments on the channel here. She certainly plays it quite cool.... Her "Greg as a lizard on a drill" is an eternal masterpiece of art imo.
@kurumi394
@kurumi394 4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Greg laugh and smile more as the seasons progress?
@Tehsniiikiiininjaa
@Tehsniiikiiininjaa 3 жыл бұрын
I notice this as well! It’s a shame I really prefer him being grumpy and annoyed
@claireegoetz697
@claireegoetz697 3 жыл бұрын
i noticed too! i for one, really enjoy it
@Glowstick48
@Glowstick48 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he was finally referred to by his proper title Lord Gregg Davies
@claireegoetz697
@claireegoetz697 3 жыл бұрын
i noticed that callback too!
@nietmachine1866
@nietmachine1866 4 жыл бұрын
“Your glasses look a bit silly.”
@amberdunten1569
@amberdunten1569 3 жыл бұрын
Alex: You're never there. Greg: No, I'm not. I'm literally on my sofa counting money. I laughed as hard at that as just about anything else in this ep.
@djpfarner9670
@djpfarner9670 4 жыл бұрын
Team task should of been 5 points to Liza, 3 points to everyone else IMO
@ryshow9118
@ryshow9118 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I was positive that Greg was going to do just that 😂
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I would have suggested the other two men on her team had points taken away... There teammate directly said the answer and they didn't even respond or listen in the slightest... They deserved 0 points but they should have points deducted from that 0 for the neglect of there teammate in a team task...
@andreal5445
@andreal5445 4 жыл бұрын
@@jocomfiresin6982 yuppp
@sarahno4748
@sarahno4748 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe not even that... it's a team task. You can't just ignore one teammate completely. Then she just did it without them. At that point she's breaking away from her team.
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 жыл бұрын
@@sarahno4748 You haven't watched James Acaster and Rob's team then.
@evabailey3860
@evabailey3860 4 жыл бұрын
A lovely demonstration of a theory as to why eggs are egg shaped. They are smaller on one end so they will roll in circles, rather then rolling away and getting smashed.
@JithinJacob333
@JithinJacob333 3 жыл бұрын
Alice always calls Alex cute names when she see his for tasks, mainly in the labs. Hope there's a compilation at the end of the series.
@rebornmomma129
@rebornmomma129 2 жыл бұрын
Giving Tim and Asim points for the hoping is OUTRAGEOUS
@Sillimant_
@Sillimant_ Жыл бұрын
cry about it
@kittykat490
@kittykat490 2 жыл бұрын
Russell's hairbrained schemes for stuff like the wheelbarrow stunt, the manly box task, the trickshot task here... He goes into this mode where he's like an excited 8 year old rambling off his idea and it is so funny and endearing to me
@kjkindly5374
@kjkindly5374 4 жыл бұрын
greg falling at the end was the best
@drewidz5909
@drewidz5909 4 жыл бұрын
Your wrist to your forearm is a foot to wrap it around your elbow and up to your hand multiply it by 2 thats exactly how many foot the sting is
@christinejaegle5221
@christinejaegle5221 3 жыл бұрын
Alex heckling Russel is the most precious thing I've ever seen
@evillttlimp
@evillttlimp 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that Russell is by far the most competitive contestant on this show. He's so funny
@kelsienicole3387
@kelsienicole3387 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Horne's insult game is on point today.
@nyltiak0331
@nyltiak0331 4 жыл бұрын
Triangles are the sturdiest thing
@sparo_splat
@sparo_splat 4 жыл бұрын
nyltiak03 No, there's strength in arches.
@karelidominguez5266
@karelidominguez5266 4 жыл бұрын
There's strength in arches
@hope404_Not_Found
@hope404_Not_Found 4 жыл бұрын
bastard init!
@alyssafoster4765
@alyssafoster4765 3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@cynthiablair8706
@cynthiablair8706 2 жыл бұрын
The bees know. It’s the hexagon
@Lady-Lilith
@Lady-Lilith 4 жыл бұрын
Liza figuring it out the hops puzzle and her team not listening to her gave me soooo many flashbacks to my engineering group projects in college! I also spotted the hops immediately and though "oooh those must smell great!" then Russell went and asked why it smelled so bad in there. Doesn't that guy like beer? He must not be into hoppy ales.
@kodschiec5614
@kodschiec5614 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss, Liza getting ignored like that made me so unreasonably angry. Just because I know exactly how this feels!
@svenwouters9547
@svenwouters9547 4 жыл бұрын
I live close to the Heineken factory and trust me the hops smell horrible.
@theresayannetty2444
@theresayannetty2444 4 жыл бұрын
When Tim and Asim got the full five points, I said, "If Tim wins this episode now, I am going to be livid." Then he won the episode by *one* point (after Liza crushed the final task). GAH!
@roisinnigcrainn7722
@roisinnigcrainn7722 4 жыл бұрын
The Guinness factory in Dublin has to be one of the worst-smelling places I've ever travelled past. I could be the far side of the river and it absolutely stinks every time I pass by it.
@Lady-Lilith
@Lady-Lilith 4 жыл бұрын
@@svenwouters9547 Heineken just smells gross to me so i'm not surprised their hops are gross.
@davilathegreat
@davilathegreat 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Russel brings his family to shows. His mother on 8ootdc and his brother here...it's just nice to see.
@codybasore2747
@codybasore2747 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Tim got to keep the plastic St. Bernard figurine that he throws on the patio when he's frustrated.
@leopoldleoleo
@leopoldleoleo 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the biggest fan of this season's lineup at the start of it, but they're really growing on me!
@Cruxador
@Cruxador 3 жыл бұрын
It's how every season goes, tbh
@bibeau756
@bibeau756 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody brought a classic 2x4 Lego brick as the sturdiest item ever. :D
@JonaxII
@JonaxII 3 жыл бұрын
A Nokia 3310, mayhaps?
@SoNextJenn
@SoNextJenn 4 жыл бұрын
Tims string task was so chaotic yet so successful
@at-ul2ub
@at-ul2ub 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Tim only won because Liza carried the group task is the most relevant metaphor out there.
@Ayoul
@Ayoul 2 жыл бұрын
Is that even true? Liza was closest and also gained the same amount of points for that task. If team funk won, Tim would still win, but Liza and Russel would tie for second.
@Jo-bo7hx
@Jo-bo7hx 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ayoul If Liza hadnt been on the team Tim wouldnt have gotten the points
@buggyboogle9
@buggyboogle9 2 жыл бұрын
Liza has been getting points for absolutely any nonsense in this series.
@kristinalfc5846
@kristinalfc5846 2 жыл бұрын
@@buggyboogle9 she literally did the whole task by herself
@Jo-bo7hx
@Jo-bo7hx 2 жыл бұрын
@@buggyboogle9 Dont see how that's relevant to this task
@abigailsnider8348
@abigailsnider8348 4 жыл бұрын
“That was the task” iconic line from Lisa
@ahobbit1273
@ahobbit1273 3 жыл бұрын
If Greg fell onto that donkey at terminal velocity, he would absolutely snap the poor thing in half. Imo, the saint bernard was probably the sturdiest thing any of them brought.
@NeoCipher790
@NeoCipher790 4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn waking up to taskmaster is a blessing
@davidmann307
@davidmann307 4 жыл бұрын
Just in case anyone was wondering; 'cause I was: Russell was 216ft out; Asim: 182, and Alice: 301ft 3in!
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you :))
@davidmann307
@davidmann307 4 жыл бұрын
@@sophiaredwood5825 You're welcome.
@jjdecani
@jjdecani Жыл бұрын
Alex: "You're never there". Greg: "No. I'm literally on my sofa, counting money." I died.
@marilynsullivan4361
@marilynsullivan4361 Жыл бұрын
Best Alex line ever “You’re never there.”
@stibar8050
@stibar8050 4 жыл бұрын
After 6 series I have finally realized that the room in which the contestants usually open their tasks is actually downstairs and not on the top floor.
@onetom2222
@onetom2222 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they run between the kitchen on the ground floor and the room a lot.
@MsWonderBunny
@MsWonderBunny 3 жыл бұрын
The floor plan of the house is online from when the house was available for rent. It really helped me understand the layout. I was surprised there wasn’t a top floor!
@Milktube
@Milktube 2 жыл бұрын
That fact that you thought a 1-story house somehow *HAS* a top floor is boggling enough XD
@HunterPanoch
@HunterPanoch 2 жыл бұрын
@@Milktube its gotta have something to do w the way the edit becuz I thought the EXACT same thing till this episode
@danaemcburney4160
@danaemcburney4160 Жыл бұрын
Same, because the ceiling is vaulted, so it looks like an attic room.
@BrendaSaid
@BrendaSaid 4 жыл бұрын
I always try to choose 1 person to support at the beginning of a series but by the end of every series I will end up loving every single one of them.
@superd9072
@superd9072 4 жыл бұрын
Hope Greg wasn't hurt when he fell from that stool at the end of the credits. Long live The TaskMaster!!!
@aroomofmIOwn
@aroomofmIOwn 4 жыл бұрын
This is the episode in which I full-on fell in love with Liza Tarbuck
@Brownalebelly
@Brownalebelly 4 жыл бұрын
Get in the queue mate, I fell for her in episode 1
@bacul165
@bacul165 4 жыл бұрын
She is a great human being, funny, clever, looking lovely, determined to get the job done... But I'm not gonna lie, her getting the most eggs on the shelf was not what I expected.
@unredeemabledumbass3953
@unredeemabledumbass3953 4 жыл бұрын
@@Brownalebelly Curbstomping the cyclist made her my favorite contestant across all series
@paulwright6044
@paulwright6044 4 жыл бұрын
@@unredeemabledumbass3953 Don't forget her shoving a drill up a lizard's ass! Liza's hardcore!
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
I’m honestly starting to become obsessed with every single one of them 😂😂
@fenhen
@fenhen 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who’s seen Alex do stand up knows that he loves a good mime. And apartheid, of course.
@secretforreddit
@secretforreddit 4 жыл бұрын
Russel;'s brother's face at the end is like "why on earth am I holding a donkey"
@hoid1720
@hoid1720 4 жыл бұрын
No eggs broke, I guess they really are sturdy. EDIT: Should have finished the video first, I was referring to the first task with eggs lol
@truthbebold4009
@truthbebold4009 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely unacceptable. Hehe. Fun fact: if you try to squeeze a raw egg in the palm of your hand, it will not break. Even pressure. No rings on. Squeeeeeze! No breaky.
@emmam9932
@emmam9932 4 жыл бұрын
Truth Be Bold I desperately want to grab an egg and check but I feel like this is a trick...
@beesokay
@beesokay Жыл бұрын
Makes me unreasonably happy every time Greg says "That is a lovely bit of kit."
@vikrantd8415
@vikrantd8415 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime Alice smiles, my heart melts
@joebleasdale5557
@joebleasdale5557 2 ай бұрын
Alice and Russell were so in-sync as a team - it was the little details, like that they both put their hands up like bunnies when they started hopping without consulting 😂😂😂😂
@luciahoneybee
@luciahoneybee Жыл бұрын
Movie critic Adam Shaftoe's brilliant wife once said: "Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat". Well, apparently Taskmaster is Alien's TV adaptation. 😅
@feasible
@feasible 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else catch Alex calling him Lord Greg Davies as he introduced the prize task, a reference to a prize task in an earlier series when someone officially purchased him a Lordship?
@Brinta3
@Brinta3 9 ай бұрын
It was a nice reference, but the Lordship thing is a total scam (you’re just paying a Chinese company to send you a fancy piece of paper, you do not actually get a title or a piece of land).
@maryannscinto8562
@maryannscinto8562 4 жыл бұрын
When I heard the opening task I thought the sturdiest thing Russel could bring was his mom. You know she’s tougher than her boys. Funny he brought his brother, but I still think his mom is sturdier. And I love seeing her show up on his gigs.
@IDKndIDK
@IDKndIDK 3 жыл бұрын
Alex has had some pretty good laughs in this series, its nice to see that even he can lose his composure because he's having a good time in this show
@sarahspero9772
@sarahspero9772 7 ай бұрын
I love every time Greg says “That is a lovely bit of kit.”
@theovolz3073
@theovolz3073 3 жыл бұрын
I was adamant that that little tag at the end of the string was going to have secret instructions to help them win on it.....
@emmabruh
@emmabruh 2 жыл бұрын
Liza saying Scramble when Greg asked what would happen if you drop a man on an egg and Russell immediately loosing it, was great
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
“They’re gonna count our extra ones, aren’t they?” as nearly all the contestants in series 14 learnt the hard way
@arothmanmusic
@arothmanmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Alice is just the most adorable ever.
@dgill441
@dgill441 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Alice gives Alex a different pet name every time- so cute hehe
@mattparnall4148
@mattparnall4148 Жыл бұрын
Everyone hating on Tim and Asim for getting the points and that task. Two things: 1) It's a team task, in other tasks Liza gets carried, everyone does, giving points out based on contribution defeats the point of a team task. 2) They could have been more open to her, but from the start she was basically working on her own, and her just saying, it's hops at the end wasn't really an argument. They thought hops was a clue to get to jumping, and so her just saying "it's hops" with no explanation wouldn't have convinced them. Also, Tim says about jumping a hundred times, then turns and sees her hopping, thinks she's jumping, and immediately joins in. Tim at least, looked like he was trying to work with both of them.
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad it's not just me who noticed Tim was at least trying to contribute to hopping (plus 'hopping' doesn't have to be on just one foot, it's kind of open to interpretation). Also yeah, Liza barely did anything in the charades task, Tim and especially Asim carried that.
@matthewdyer4025
@matthewdyer4025 Жыл бұрын
TIm's and Liza's egg pull both saved by their task envelope is pretty crazy.
@covrtdesign5279
@covrtdesign5279 4 жыл бұрын
Alex's heckle to Russell, "I don't understand you dress-sence" Gold!
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