Series 5, Episode 2 - 'The Leprechaun or The Lesbian' | Full Episode

Series 5, Episode 2 - 'The Leprechaun or The Lesbian' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Mark Watson and Nish Kumar try to slice bread without a knife in this series 5 episode of Taskmaster.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@nekodromeda 4 жыл бұрын

"A little trick called 'paying 400 pounds'" Or what we like to call, doing an Al Murray

@troyhilario2770 4 жыл бұрын

Yes or the original Frank Skinner move.

@samanthalaube 4 жыл бұрын

Haha true

@jonathanross149 4 жыл бұрын

@@troyhilario2770 Frank did it 1st, but Al Murray just went crazy with it. Al paying Alex Horn to move the bucket comes to mind.

@fikriayyasy1991 4 жыл бұрын

@@troyhilario2770 didn't romesh do that as well in that task? But people ignored his ads😂

@benzaiten933 4 жыл бұрын

Al "Moneybags" Murray, you mean?

@jacefairis1289 Жыл бұрын

Mark and Nish getting second and first because everyone else got disqualified - joyously hugging and cheering "this is our moment!" - will forever be one of my favorite taskmaster moments

@stone5against1 9 ай бұрын

Especially after that comment by Nish about now knowing why they always get paired together, when he found Mark genious for picking the grill haha

@gingershade4633 8 ай бұрын

Makes you think of Maui doesn't it.....

@tsumichama Ай бұрын

What makes it more wholesome is when you see how they greeted each other in that first team task, it looks like they are good acquaintances at best. And they became besties through being the least incompetent at slicing bread 😂

@verity3616 19 күн бұрын

They make a fantastic duo. It's like the college roommates who finally graduate together after six years in a four year program.

@Raider768 4 жыл бұрын

When Nish and Mark said, "this is our moment!" I was legitmately cheering.

@samuraibeluga3749 4 жыл бұрын

i love their "duo", specially knowing that its gonna culminate in a great moment in a later episode.

@Raider768 4 жыл бұрын

@@samuraibeluga3749 Them as a duo is my literal fave.

@Wunderboy127 4 жыл бұрын

I love them. 🥺 The newer seasons have been great, but 5 is still my favorite because of Mark and Nish.

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

@@samuraibeluga3749 It's strange, they already uploaded that full task, but I'm still looking forward to when they upload that episode...

@samuraibeluga3749 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jennyfisch thats why i never watch their single task, or compilation uploads, it doesnt take away the enjoyment, but it takes away the surprise element, im looking forward to it aswell, its a legitimate heartwarming moment.

@JoeyDaPal 4 жыл бұрын

I think “There is a loaf of bread in the lab” just became the new “Without moving the fishbowls.”

@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this is perfect

@radlee974 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I fully agree! The funny part (or at least slightly interesting part) to me is that both of these clue reading blunders were performed by women, whom are generally considered to be better at paying attention detail. (Though, I will say that that may be a “fact” that I’ve produced out of thin air. Hahaha.)

@chestersnap 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like it could be argued that the task didn't specify that that was the bread they had to slice. The task just said to slice the bread. The lab part was only implied by the first sentence

@fishfingers32 3 жыл бұрын

Bradley Griffiths ....and Bob Mortimer, who did the exact same thing as Sally.

@thomasd3104 3 жыл бұрын

You may not move the hoops

@janbruggemann5636 4 жыл бұрын

Hip Hip Beret is such an underrated joke

@srikaneator 4 жыл бұрын

so underrated... that joke had layers mate

@swskitso 4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to see sally wear her hat in the end.

@janbruggemann5636 4 жыл бұрын

@@swskitso "you made this hat now you gotta sleep in it"

@Luckiestof13 4 жыл бұрын

Layers like an ogre.

@bunkbeds3001 4 жыл бұрын

@@srikaneator layers? No, it's literally a fucking pun. Never seen someone get hyped over the most basic level joke in human existence.

@gbt2009 4 жыл бұрын

I love Greg goes from "Rules are rules" to "It's just a game innit?". He knows exactly how to make it entertaining.

@txrracxtta 2 жыл бұрын

I would have loved to see Greg allow it for Sally but disqualify Nish. I love Nish and I'm heartbroken he and Mark came so close yet so far to winning in this episode, but it would have fit Greg's Taskmaster character perfectly to slam Nish and find some reason not to slam Sally. The close-up of Nish's face painted with both the expression of Romesh Ranganathan and orange paint would be phenomenal!! I'm happy with this too though lol I love this show!

@francisdoherty4066 2 жыл бұрын

We need to see him compete

@Comicwriter232 Жыл бұрын

tbf there was no rule saying they couldn't paint each other

@granatmof 10 ай бұрын

Greg is forgiving on projects requiring artistic qualities, especially performance arts, and less forgiving on others

@stone5against1 9 ай бұрын

@@granatmof Plus seeing their faces full of pain was funny, not like it ruined anyone's attempt or fun

@Krolockinchen 11 ай бұрын

My favorite thing about Sally is the dignified look she gives to the camera after every tape we see of her acting completely out of her mind, gracefully nodding at her own insanity. I love this cast.

@siechamontillado 8 ай бұрын

Doesn't feel like insanity; it feels like a child when they're playing out in the playground or at home. I swear, these people are all adults but half the charm of this show is getting the excuse to act like a child again.

@MilesLougheed 4 жыл бұрын

This goes without saying, but this show is doing an incredible service by putting these out for free for anyone to watch. Doubly so during the Covid 19 pandemic when people are stuck at home.

@dirigibleplumm5797 4 жыл бұрын

@Miles Lougheed Ikr?? Especially with home tasking too.

@MilesLougheed 4 жыл бұрын

@@dirigibleplumm5797 that's right! They're not just giving us a free show, they're taking an active role during this crisis to help people in the best way they can. Bravo!

@visualeffectschannel 4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Conners I'm from the Netherlands and absolutely in love with UK panel shows/these kind of shows with comedians, and especially this show. Taskmaster producers or whoever decides that it should go on youtube know exactly what's up, much respect to them. Any more lesser known panel shows I should know about? I prob know the ones widely available on YT, but maybe there are some hidden gems I don't know yet :o Stuff like this doesn't exist at the same level in the Netherlands, it's just not the same chemistry/humor that the UK has.

@Widdekuu91 4 жыл бұрын

@@visualeffectschannel Haihai, ken je Would I Lie to You al? I make the Dutch subtitles for it, on Jon's channel "Wilty?Nope!" Also, Countdown, Richard Osman's show, Catherine Tate's show (very different, it's sketches, but very funny) and the Miranda show and Peepshow and Blackadder and James Acaster's Scrapes and so on. But I'd say WILTY is the best. :) I'd start with "Lee Mack's Keys' and then "Claudia Winkleman's Yoshi' and then just go from there. Also, after 4 or 5, once you understand the format of the show, you can treat yourself to 'Kevin's horse story', that one's very popular :) Veel plezier!

@therese-4588 4 жыл бұрын

I had just been able to see the best bits videos due to living in Norway, and then I bought a vpn so I could watch us Netflix series n stuff and I was so happy when I realized I could watch full taskmaster episodes on KZfaq :D

@jojolerner113 4 жыл бұрын

Love how the last tasks instructions were "Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral" and Bob paints an icecream cone. Weird they didnt notice.

@nerdguyvex9452 4 жыл бұрын

You don't classify icecream as a vegetable?

@benzaiten933 4 жыл бұрын

according to the Taskmaster "it's just a game!".

@Zaihanisme 4 жыл бұрын

Nerdguy Vex, excuse me, it’s a mineral; notice the conical crystal form.

@WardancerHB 4 жыл бұрын

It's an animal. That's why vegans wouldn't eat it.

@user-pp5oh9ee1k 4 жыл бұрын

Ice cream is a vegetable

@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm a bit nervous" "what about?" "Time" lmao brilliant

@floptune8515 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the *casually dips biscuit into tea*

@bakker_productions 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Nish is having the time of his life, cracking up at everything that happens

@qwertyTRiG 4 жыл бұрын

Nish is always having the time of his life (and we love him for it).

@LordGriebenschmalz 4 жыл бұрын

He is so honest. His emotions are always honest, thats why I laugh with him and every time he says "Awww, SHIT AND PISS"

@keep7smiling 4 жыл бұрын

@Mark Richards well not everything works for everyone. Let's focus on what you like rather than what you dislike, shall we?

@gustafsone 3 жыл бұрын

I think it might be because I'm American and not the best at distinguishing regional dialects of the UK, but for some reason Nish sounds a lot like James Acaster to me. According to their respective wiki pages, they aren't from the same area at all. Also, at the beginning of this episode when Nish presented his looping laugh CD, I thought that would be an annoyingly awful thing to have but by the end of the episode, his laugh grew on me that now I'm wondering where I can buy that CD!

@wrash 3 жыл бұрын

Nish's laugh is simply amazing

@ZuperNEZ 4 жыл бұрын

Cutting a nice-looking slice of bread from a book is the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

@amberdunten1569 3 жыл бұрын

I'll know what to do in a bread knife emergency, that's for sure.

@ShubhamKumar-co9lv 2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I thought it would never work

@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын

They say paper cuts are the worst. Speaking of worst, there was a knife in the sausage.

@carok6817 2 жыл бұрын

@@ericminch Did anybody mention the knife in the sausage? I rewatched and it doesn't seem so, maybe I missed something.

@krashd Жыл бұрын

I had a feeling there would be a knife in the sausage as the sausage looked as though it had been tampered with and it just seemed like the sort of fiendish hidden tool Alex would provide for anyone curious enough to go sausage inspecting.

@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын

"You know sometimes you just set yourself up you think I'm going to be a fat Indian Robin Hood and you go for it. Okay."😂😂😂 Nish is slowly becoming the new Hugh.

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

Nish EARNS it, though. 😁

@phillup2117 4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын

I love the way he calls Greg Davies "Gregory", which I suspect not even Greg's mum does.

@eracqoon 3 жыл бұрын

@@sfshinz Greg's face too

@CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 жыл бұрын

@@sfshinz lol I adore nish for how weird and extra he is :3

@urbandaleladybug 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when Alex introduces a task and one of the comics says, “Oh, no,” and drops their head. You know it’s going to be good.

@zzehyboy753 4 жыл бұрын

27:07 "Can there be any sadder sight than a blood-covered loaf of bread . . . in the wrong room"

@willlegok9 3 жыл бұрын

28:51 I'm more focused on this sigh!

@gd7681 4 жыл бұрын

“Animal, vegetable, or mineral” Bob: ice cream cone

@zozzy4630 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Greg didn't disqualify him for it

@evegasse6999 4 жыл бұрын

I was just going to comment on that too!

@AliceIsSleepy 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it has ice, a crystal and therefore technically a mineral, as well as several mineral components, cream, which is made of milk, so an animal part, and the cone is made of vegetable matter. It's all three.

@deejeh9494 3 жыл бұрын

It's his spirit animal

@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын

came here for this he even READ IT OUT LOUD

@harperladd9733 3 жыл бұрын

Sally wakes up every day and chooses chaos

@DanGolag 2 жыл бұрын

Chaos chose her. She's like Elric of Melinobne, only positive.

@ripvanwinkle9648 4 жыл бұрын

The way this show has been on pulling tricks, I actually expected there to be a knife baked into that loaf of bread in the caravan.

@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын

someone else commented saying there's a lost blooper that revealed there was a knife in the sausage! I can't imagine why they'd leave that out of the edit

@amberdunten1569 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking, there's definitely a knife hidden somewhere in that caravan.

@aniyilator 3 жыл бұрын

Okay I thought that it was really weird how they kept on showing that sausage in the frame for each person

@soulextinguisher 2 жыл бұрын

@@aniyilator yeah it made me think there was a small knife in it

@maxdecphoenix 2 жыл бұрын

yea it was definitely suspect how they focused on that little sausage in the pot.

@bel8784 3 жыл бұрын

Before watching the episode I 100% thought "leprachaun or lesbian" was referring to Aisling Bea's green bowtie outfit

@lawrencecalablaster568 Ай бұрын

Madeleine Sami vibes?

@helenamirian908 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple lesbian living in the late Victorian era...when, while strolling down the promenade with my lady companion, I see a Test Your Strength apparatus, I do not hesitate to show off my physical prowess in an attempt to win her a shiny prize.

@EmelRaines Ай бұрын

Yes!

@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын

"I saw the woman whose house, first house, we'd painted. She said it would never need painting since, because it fucking burned down." I wonder if John Caramel and Ron Waffle reported on the fire in the Middlesbrough Gazette.

@corvus2512 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite david mitchell moments..... “Caramel and Waffle?!?!”

@donnadicasa 3 жыл бұрын

"My house is on fire." "You know, I thought it was."

@sfshinz 3 жыл бұрын

"Standard Brand Fireworks for a Normal Level of Excitement".

@maxdecphoenix 2 жыл бұрын

the real question is did Bob burn that one down too?

@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын

@@maxdecphoenix During a red-hot game of “Theft and Shrubbery”, perchance?

@AJLikesCats 4 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that there's a credit for "Task Consultant," and it's Tim Key. Is that because of how good at cheating he was? Like, they take the task to him and ask him how he would "cheat" at it, and then modify the task accordingly? Lol

@lauraredman2263 4 жыл бұрын

He and little Alex Horne are pretty good friends. Have been for years. Mr. Key won a comic competition and rumor has it that Mr. Horne was jealous. He started a competition of his own among a group of friends and awarded points . that's how Taskmaster got its start.

@Jayk-kz7sh 4 жыл бұрын

I think Tim’s role is more to help write the tasks in a way that leaves room for some out of the box thinking. So stuff like “say you can’t leave the lab, but don’t write down anything about turning the lights on, just cover the light switch in glowing paint and see if anyone works it on”. That and he helps production out once in a while (ie officiating Noel’s marriage to a duck)

@conormagahy8024 4 жыл бұрын

Just like the FBI get the best hackers to work for them...

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining them throwing around ideas over a pint and Tim then saying: "I better get a credit for this."

@nommyyt 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jennyfisch Alex said Tim gets a credit because they talk about tasks at the pub so you've got it spot on lol

@christianheasley5453 4 жыл бұрын

I love Sally, but the best part of Series 5 for me is the friendship between Nish and Mark!

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

Mark looked lowkey jealous when Nish and Sally started painting each other's faces

@claireegoetz697 3 жыл бұрын

29:13 is just so nice to watch

@claireegoetz697 3 жыл бұрын

31:20 “this is our moment”

@spider5600 4 жыл бұрын

13:54 Had a look on Wikipedia for the edit history of the article Machines Hats has been added as a Machine at least three times

@karenpost710 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the hat and the crutch both worked on the same principal - as it was used, it was a simple machine (like an ax handle is a simple machine) Machines being metal is a very modern mindset.

@Pagliacci_Rex 2 жыл бұрын

@@karenpost710 a hat is not a machine. It has no moving parts and doesn't serve any mechanical function. It's clothing.

@Taurusus Ай бұрын

@@Pagliacci_Rex Moving parts is not a prerequisite for machine status. A wedge is a machine, a ramp is a machine, a lever is a machine. Mark used a _lever_ to fling his coconut; the lever happened to be in the form of a hat. It is still clothing, in the same way that a lintel is also a bat, given sufficient impetus. Not only was Bob in the same boat, but so was Sally. She just taped some stuff together to (attempt to...) achieve the *exact* same mechanical principle. The only part you could _actually_ call the boys on is the word "Make". As for "doesn't serve any mechanical function"? Hwell, that's a-whole-nother article we could debate, right there!

@bobidou23 4 жыл бұрын

What I love is that, just by putting out a pot of white paint, Alex managed to wreak such havoc on the contestants' (already crazy) drawings, both Sally's and Bob's

@no_peace 3 жыл бұрын

It's brilliant

@no_peace 3 жыл бұрын

...lol

@bertberw8653 Жыл бұрын

OH SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! I was so confused

@cheapshotninja 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when Nish calls him 'Gregory'.

@bunkbeds3001 2 жыл бұрын

The Mark & Nish duo vibes are absolutely fucking surreal, these two were DESIGNED for each other

@theianfleming97 3 жыл бұрын

Sally is definitely my favorite contestant I'v seen. She just wants to watch the world burn, and doesnt mind getting caught on fire herself

@emilyrijsberman2024 2 жыл бұрын

Or splashed in bodily fluids

@gingershade4633 8 ай бұрын

Maui comes to mind!!!!!!!!!

@avikash7620 4 жыл бұрын

This cast is who you need when you need to hide a body. Aisling, Mark and Nish to distract the authorities, Bob in-charge of providing an alibi and Sally to help with hiding the body.

@NamelessWilkins 3 жыл бұрын

Bob could definitely pass a lie detector test.

@-L.S 3 жыл бұрын

I'd argue that Sally would be a better distraction, and Aisling would be more helpful for the body moving

@SweetChuckPi 3 жыл бұрын

Bob would come up with an alibi that is somehow true...

@esthermigo3009 3 жыл бұрын

why is there no doubt in my mind that Sally could easily pull off a murder...

@somethingelse9176 3 жыл бұрын

No no. Bob can distract the authorities all on his own. And I bet Aisling can help hide a body if Sally's there to tell us what to do.

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the fact that Mark shouted "fling" while flinging the coconut.

@mathewfullerton8577 2 жыл бұрын

And, actually, he got robbed. Using the hat in that manner did, in fact, qualify it as a "machine" as machines are defined. "A mechanical structure that uses power to apply forces and control movement to perform an intended action."

@TonySpumoni_ 7 ай бұрын

@@mathewfullerton8577 its at least as much a machine as a crutch

@ginnypinnydfjs 3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that since Taskmaster Nish and Mark call each other to say goodnight every bedtime.

@BaBaDaDa825 3 жыл бұрын

I really feel that Nish is bringing that positivity I loved in the previous season with Mel.

@dustyb58 2 жыл бұрын

And then the next episode happened lol *Nish throws a table*

@fabian6087 4 жыл бұрын

"A fat Indian Robin Hood" would have been another good title for the episode.

@s6th795 4 жыл бұрын

Taskmaster Series 5 Episode 2 | "Warm Fun"

@adamsbja 4 жыл бұрын

You can see Nish thinking "this is brilliant" right up until the moment he lets go.

@TheHazard26 4 жыл бұрын

Shit's thick

@stephendavis6267 4 жыл бұрын

"There's blood on the loaf."

@prismaticpearls6761 4 жыл бұрын

Sally's 'die! die! die!' with the balloons was the funniest thing ever!

@the_luggage 2 жыл бұрын

The splatter task was one of the most hilarious I've seen! Mark: 'enough, mate.' Nish: continues to smother him

@zozzy4630 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite "animal, vegetable, or mineral": an ice cream cone. You alright there, Bob? And y'know, Greg?

@BelleFlower15 4 жыл бұрын

Aisling's tracksuit with a bowtie slays me.

@SamPanamaOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why my first thought was to paint a carrot. Imagine my genuine delight when 60% of the contestants actually did.

@wolfgangmcq 4 жыл бұрын

This requires investigation. Where are the experimental psychologists?

@SamPanamaOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfgangmcq I honestly had a mini existential crisis for about 5 seconds when I realized what was going on.

@HipsterKitteh 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: if you ask a random person, without prompting, to name a vegetable, you'll get "carrot" an overwhelming majority of the time.

@josephchan9400 4 жыл бұрын

It's a relatively well-known mentalist's trick where you write down the word "carrot" on a piece of paper and ask a random person to solve a couple maths problems, then tell them to name the first vegetable that comes to mind. They'll often be be amazed when they say "carrot" and you reveal that you "predicted" they were going to say that (results may vary outside of North America and the UK). Found this thread a bit ago as a bit of a discussion on it: sciencechatforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=264070

@Jennyfisch 4 жыл бұрын

It invites painting, because it's simple to put on paper yet instantly recognisable.

@darlel77 4 жыл бұрын

As a lesbian I can, in fact, confirm that Sally was correct 😂

@danielboachie 4 жыл бұрын

wtf was she talking about ??please explain

@stetsuninu2374 4 жыл бұрын

@@danielboachie We're lesbians and we love using test your strength machines.

@benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 жыл бұрын

@@danielboachie 18:47 Sally's justification for drawing two lesbians using a test-your-strength machine: "Everyone knows that lesbians can't walk past a test-your-strength machine without using it."

@Fleetato 4 жыл бұрын

shit... she ain’t wrong there haha she got us

@makeamericagreatagainI776 4 жыл бұрын

@@stetsuninu2374 what pray tell is a test your strength machine.... scissors?

@chasedunagan 4 жыл бұрын

Nish and Mark. The best team in the history of Taskmaster.

@yaya-mk3nn 4 жыл бұрын

this is mel+desky erasure

@MurmleMurmleMurmle 4 жыл бұрын

Gamble and Baddiel

@adorabell4253 4 жыл бұрын

@@MurmleMurmleMurmle We're still a ways away from them.

@gallifrog6144 4 жыл бұрын

Jo Brand and David Baddiel, in a task for the fastest time wins, they stop to have tea and biscuits Legends

@bigmama828 4 жыл бұрын

@@gallifrog6144 And then when they had to make tea as the task and Jo straight up leaves David for awhile to go pee

@g.p.4411 4 жыл бұрын

One of the things I love is the moment when you understand the title, and it’s hilarious

@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын

I started to make a compilation of all the title moments, and then noticed someone already did just that on KZfaq. 🤦‍♀️ It was fun picking them all out again, though. I think only one episode doesn't actually have the title in it.

@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын

YES! That’s the best part. Especially for certain episodes, like, “There’s Strength in Arches” 😂😂

@charlied3189 2 жыл бұрын

Are we just glossing over the fact the final task was to draw an animal, vegetable or mineral and Bob settled for an ice cream cone? 😂

@ConstantChaos1 Жыл бұрын

To be fair I'm not sure he could manage a carrot

@spaceo8568 2 жыл бұрын

Nish is one of those people that just has something about him that makes me so happy when I see him. And Mark is an absolute gem. He's so adorable. "This is our moment!"

@tylerquebedeaux1867 4 жыл бұрын

I've always wondered if they hid a knife in the sausage in the caravan for the break slicing task... the camera always lingers on it so many times.

@coreybrix1215 4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering that also

@vuowehuoj9354 4 жыл бұрын

Nah they probably would of revealed it at the end if there was one there

@superd9072 4 жыл бұрын

Me, too!

@bekkibroszat5201 4 жыл бұрын

I wondered wether it was in the bread that was in the trailer

@realhuman8305 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't feed the cameraman.

@sfshinz 3 жыл бұрын

"Very much a dental theme with yours, Bob." What do you expect, from a man who does his own dentistry? All that was missing was the Fuji IX.

@SundaraRamanR 4 жыл бұрын

It took me a moment to get that "hat's entertainment" at the end of round one is supposed to be a pun on "that's entertainment". I'm glad the Taskmaster put his foot down on that one.

@KakashiandRay 3 жыл бұрын

It took me a moment and your comment.

@thefinalflower 4 жыл бұрын

I really love that Mark signed his painting with his initials. He paid attention in elementary school, and it shows

@kelzbelz313 3 жыл бұрын

Every time Nish cackles an angel gets their wings.

@samtherat6 2 жыл бұрын

I’m starting to understand why Nish bought his laugh in as the best sound.

@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын

37:45 theres something vaguely cathartic about an Indian man splattering a British man with yogurt while he writhes in agony.

@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын

Its what Gandhi would have wanted.

@organicspectroscopy7242 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious comment! 😂😂

@Crlarl 4 жыл бұрын

@@JarthenGreenmeadow It's that what the hunger strikes were about? He was saving his yogurt.

@TOAOM123 3 жыл бұрын

@@Crlarl I thought he saved that for the honey moon

@RK-zf4jw 3 жыл бұрын

lolll

@MusicalMethuselah 3 жыл бұрын

I am here for the Nish and Watson friendship

@cordeliacarstairs2796 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime Nish shouts Shit and Piss I lose it

@startrekrecruit 4 жыл бұрын

As a lesbian, I absolutely cannot resist the pull of an old fashioned test your strength machine. In fact, me and my lover will often pass days together swinging sledge hammers on carnival games

@jjaapp18 4 жыл бұрын

Soooo... you're not really a lesbian AND don't even have a lover.

@blorgonz 4 жыл бұрын

@@jjaapp18 um what

@jjaapp18 4 жыл бұрын

@@blorgonz Yikes dude. If you don't understand something, just move on.

@TehEntmen 4 жыл бұрын

@@jjaapp18 Wot?

@Ruminations09 4 жыл бұрын

@@jjaapp18 What are you on about?

@vishwanathezhil 4 жыл бұрын

The only show driving me through the quarantine

@wolfelkan8183 4 жыл бұрын

00:34 Introductions 02:01 Prize Task: Most "Hip" Headwear 06:20 Task 1: Create a Coconut-Flinging Machine 11:43 Segment 2 16:00 Task 2: Paint a Rainbow Scene in the Dark 21:25 Segment 3 (exact!) 25:00 Task 3: Slice a Loaf of Bread 32:06 Task 4: Splat 35:04 Segment 4 39:39 Final Task

@Agnes1439 4 жыл бұрын

"Paint a vegetable, animal, or mineral" Bob: Ah yes the vegetable of ice cream cone

@nicholasrowley947 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair it is Bob so he probably has some Mortimer-esque story about why that is.

@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын

23:16 "That is worse than what we did in the dark." For a moment I felt very good for Mark.

@sfshinz 3 жыл бұрын

What makes it even funnier is the way that she gives the vibe of being den mother to a bunch of neighborhood ne'er-do-wells throughout the entire series. She was just shocked into that moment of tactlessness by Mark not knowing that rainbows are arced.

@T_1.5 4 жыл бұрын

“Sometimes you think you’re gonna be a fat Indian Robin Hood and you go for it” I have found my favorite for the season

@michaelbaird9693 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny to me that most of the contestants caught that the bread in the caravan was a red herring but none seemed to realize it could be used to test their cutting tools. Also, it's been said plenty in the comments but as a lesbian Sally is spot on about the test your strength machines.

@gavinoaw 2 жыл бұрын

Nish did test the book on the loaf of bread in the caravan I think

@Shinyflubba 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't believe Nish cut bread with a book lol

@katyliljeholm1672 4 жыл бұрын

I adore how much Nish just enjoys life.

@cambecambe3199 3 жыл бұрын

as a lesbian asked to write in by the taskmaster himself i can say that if there is an old timey strength machine lying about we would in fact test our strength on it.

@sandrahochstein1196 2 ай бұрын

I think this is my favourite group of contestants ever. The way they relate to each other is wonderful.

@kdb5229 4 жыл бұрын

This episode was actually so sweet to watch, because Greg clearly felt genuinely bad about gouging Mark on his worthy hat prize, and made it up to him by artificially inflating his score on other tasks where he’d almost certainly have otherwise scored Mark lower (machine, painting). By the end of the episode it balanced out. Yay! PS that hat was incredible. Fantastic work, Mark!

@NateJ6 4 жыл бұрын

Taskmaster Series 5 Contestants Ranked: 5. You 4. Can’t 3. Rank 2. Any 1. Nish Kumar

@fat1fared Жыл бұрын

I love how Sally is clearly having the time of her life breaking out of her normal persona.

@Aviertje 4 жыл бұрын

Of the ones uploaded to KZfaq, this episode is one of the best in regards to overall task quality. Every single task result had me laughing, and I don't even think there was a single attempt that made me go 'meh'. Kudos to all the participants!

@kateinthegrass 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who has been watching these *cough* less than legally, BE PREPARED. Its all up from here!! They really found their stride in season 4, and seasons 5 and 7 are the best of the show. The tasks are so good but the casts are phenomenal which makes all the difference

@sharkofjoy 3 жыл бұрын

Sally is an absolute lunatic and I love it.

@LPKelly380 3 жыл бұрын

I would vehemently argue that the human body is a “machine”.

@monicacasares9698 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. But the task said "make" a machine.

@dark.angel1880 2 жыл бұрын

I'd just like to express that Nish's laugh is one of my favorite things in this world. That is all XD

@norafromash5087 3 жыл бұрын

Sally and Nish painting eachother is wholesome and hilarious

@chestersnap 3 жыл бұрын

I just love the teamwork that happened when Nish and Sally realized they were painting the same thing 😂

@vikrantd8415 4 жыл бұрын

I cannot begin to express how much I adore these losers.. Alex Horne most of all for creating the show itself. What a submissive god.

@victoriashevlin8587 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Nish had to be reminded that he could be seen😆

@Toto2458 4 жыл бұрын

As a lesbian I have to admit that I do love those test-your-strength devices...

@helenamirian908 2 жыл бұрын

Same. Massive chip on my shoulder. Gotta prove myself and the tacky prizes are gravy

@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын

You should try men, then. They're excellent test-your-strength devices. But, on average, you'll lose. So you probably shouldn't.

@cibrig8719 9 ай бұрын

@@ericminchwell arent you lovely

@nammach 4 жыл бұрын

"This is our moment"!

@tiredcerulean 4 жыл бұрын

nish’s laugh is so infectious and wholesome

@KelpTheGreat 4 жыл бұрын

"Are you a machine?" "No." That's what a machine would say!!

@jennysok8320 3 жыл бұрын

I think this group has made Greg laugh (big laughs) the most! Well done series 5.

@stetsuninu2374 4 жыл бұрын

I do love the consensus of my fellow lesbians in the comments about how irresistable test your strength machines are to us

@vermis13 4 жыл бұрын

Taskmaster is getting me through 2020. Thank you so much above-average-height-for-an-englishman Alex Horne!

@TheJoePilato 4 жыл бұрын

Simple machines include levers. Mark's use of the hat extended his arm, creating a longer lever through which to apply his throwing force, meaning it functioned as a machine. In the opinion of this mechanical engineer, he's in the clear.

@slipper409 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Joseph thanks for your response. You are wrong.9

@Innengelaender 4 жыл бұрын

I just love the idea that Mark esited the Wikipedia article to include hats.

@Spikeba11 2 жыл бұрын

@@slipper409 It was a 3rd class lever with his fingers providing the fulcrum and his palm the force, there was a flick in there. His arm and hat together also formed a 3rd class lever with his shoulder as the fulcrum and his mussels the force. The human body is made of a bunch of machines, from a physics perspective, so you could of just thrown it. The issues here is the word "machine" most commonly, but not exclusively, refers to a complex machine which the hat was not. But this show does not restrict the interpretation of the task to the most common usage of words, most of the time. If he had argued that he used the hat as a leaver which is a simple machine he would of had a decent chance of the argument being accepted and getting full points.

@user-fh6ov3wl4h 2 ай бұрын

The craziest thing in this episode is learning you can decently slice a loaf of bread with a book

@helenalewin2586 4 жыл бұрын

Sally, Bob and Aisling looked like middle aged parents and their young adult daughter

@MrBogus213 Жыл бұрын

It is impossible to not adore all five contestants from this season. They all seem to be simply joyous (even Mark and his neuroses) and that is so endearing. One of my favorite seasons (or series, for those in the UK)

@mayanganggarani 3 жыл бұрын

when Mark and Alex talking about "you have hat .... is hat a machine?" ..... its so adorable that they are actually old friends. What was in Alex's mind that moment , and what conversations they had afterwards, I wonder.

@levistan8394 3 ай бұрын

Sally’s “that is worse than what we did in the dark” is one of my favorite taskmaster quotes.

@idna832 3 жыл бұрын

2 lesbians , one with invisibility powers , using a strength tester is possibly the most wholesome thing

@CyanSoCalico 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Little Alex: *Hip Hip Baret*

@matttmcswiggen7996 4 жыл бұрын

Why nobody?

@aovai15 11 ай бұрын

I love how Mark and Nish are celebrating their win by default around 31:00 😂😂 They are hugging each other and everything, lol

@DAFIZZIF 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Well, flinging means throwing, really doesn't it?" So, in the first episode of the series, he should have been disqualified when he FLUNG his fruit into the bowl in the live challenge instead of allowed to argue that flinging and throwing are different...

@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын

my thought exactly.

@athquail1439 3 жыл бұрын

He said he flicked it in the first episode I think

@florac1995 3 жыл бұрын

The disqualification was for it not being a machine

@greenfirecats303 2 жыл бұрын

Is it me or is Aisling never seen without a cup of tea? She even asked for a cuppa during a task against the clock and took the time to dip biscuit in it lol

@DepressedHandsomeSpaceCop 7 ай бұрын

civilized, innit?

@tzarn1 4 жыл бұрын

Greg and Alex focused their attention on the "machine" part of the coconut task when they should have been focused on "construct."

@wordsforwounds 4 жыл бұрын

The more I watch the more Greg and Alex’s relationship appears like a dysfunctional Dom/sub agreement

@iama3patchproblem781 4 жыл бұрын

Nope. I'd call it dys-FUN-ctional.

@wordsforwounds 4 жыл бұрын

@@iama3patchproblem781 kinky lmao

@iama3patchproblem781 4 жыл бұрын

@@wordsforwounds (finger guns) You betcha! #StayHomeStaySafe

@caitthecat 4 жыл бұрын

I mean...you're not wrong. That's what I was like when starting as a domme. It comes with practice, I guess.

@sabinrawr 4 жыл бұрын

You say "dynfunctional" (and another commenter correctly emphasized the FUN part), but I'd argue that it's only dysfunctional if it doesn't work. Clearly, this is working.