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Spread Your Clothes as Far as Possible | Full Task | Taskmaster

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From series 3, Spread Your Clothes as Far as Possible.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@leocervidae 2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting this to be a double task and the next one would be “retrieve all you clothing fastest wins” 😂

@Elwaves2925 2 жыл бұрын

I suspect their clothes were retrieved or followed by one of the team but that would have made a great follow up task. Or maybe even better, a solo task.

@samanthabogen9639 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elwaves2925 solo task! Savage!

@Elwaves2925 2 жыл бұрын

@@samanthabogen9639 Especially for Al.

@grahamstrouse1165 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elwaves2925 Not so much Sara’s sock, O reckon…

@mr.e3987 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elwaves2925 yeah, mostly due to distance marking I suspect tho lol

@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 2 жыл бұрын

I've never seen someone look so defeated that they have to have as much fun as possible.

@peterclarke7240 2 жыл бұрын

But I love that he leaned into it and thought "ok. So what do I think is the most fun? I know... I shall have a nap."

@DavyFlannagain 2 жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 that’s my idea of fun.

@theovolz3073 2 жыл бұрын

I was surprised that the receiving of (or not) points wasn’t mentioned or discussed afterwards.

@davidshi451 2 жыл бұрын

"The bastard's crying, innit?"

@marmarballz 2 жыл бұрын

He looked like he was having a lovely time.

@billsabado9393 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, taking a nap in a bouncy castle while getting a shoulder rub sounds incredibly fun to me.

@BadgerUKvideo 2 жыл бұрын

Job done, have a nap.

@shannonp4037 2 жыл бұрын

When my kids were around 2 & 3 we bought a 10'x10' (3mx3m) bouncy house that we had in our living room. Our kids would play on it as desired but also sleep on it for hours at a time. They loved it.

@billsabado9393 2 жыл бұрын

@@shannonp4037 Sweet! Seriously though, a bouncy castle is just a fancy air mattress.

@pvic6959 2 жыл бұрын

my first thought was a nap too lol

@KyleBaran90 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, adulthood

@davidshi451 2 жыл бұрын

10:55 "My taxi cost 60 quid which is a, you know you could buy a sofa-I'm selling a sofa at the moment" Lmao Alex's comedic timing is incredible!

@wolfgangmcq 2 жыл бұрын

Also "What price glory?" "Currently £340" was an excellent bit of quick thinking.

@Necron00b 2 жыл бұрын

Greg: "What did you think were the chances of that plane flying, with your f****** sock wrapped round?" Paul: "Pretty high." Greg: "High?" Paul: "Otherwise, I wouldn't have tried it" This was such a quality series. hahaha

@kausikvenkat 2 жыл бұрын

That line was good, I rewinded like 3 times. You can hear the other contestants lose it when they hear him say it

@hjt091 Жыл бұрын

his logic is faultless

@OutlierConcepts 28 күн бұрын

"what a shame they have no power" Is a great line for this show

@sass2836 2 жыл бұрын

It's great the full tasks are being uploaded, as it makes it much easier to recommend Taskmaster to people and show how it works. (Amazing task, too, the S3 group are hilarious.)

@cc3 2 жыл бұрын

me too, the old format was pretty rubbish on youtube.

@ameisweirdx 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! The random clips were funny but i was always itching to see everyone do those tasks

@nightspicer Жыл бұрын

And there are also full episodes

@SquidandCatAdventures 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Paul also would have had a very easy time of retrieving all of his pieces of clothing whereas others had pieces that were lost forever or destroyed.

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

I've got a genius idea for this one. Travel really far. Discard a shoe. Get Alex to agree that it has been discarded. Ask him a philosophical question: If you were walking along a road and you saw a discarded bottle, then picked it up, would it negate the fact it was discarded in the first place? Logically, the answer's no. Pick up shoe and put it back on, having discarded it. Repeat with three other things. That way you keep your clothes and meet the specifics of the task :)

@rachelcookie321 2 жыл бұрын

I assume that they actually have multiple of the same outfit since they have to film this multiple days in a row and pieces could be destroyed or get dirty so they’re told to have multiple of the outfit they pick.

@yourmum69_420 2 жыл бұрын

@@rogueuniversities6866 these people are rich

@hjt091 Жыл бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 or this was the last task they filmed

@OverWims 9 ай бұрын

The task did say "at your own expense" so they didn't have to be able to get them back

@HapaxLegomenon12 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this episode I suddenly recognised the road! I’ve been down there many times and had no idea that’s where the house was. Checked Google maps and saw it is actually marked, then checked street view and saw why I had never noticed it before. Those gates do an effective job at obscuring it if you don’t know it’s there.

@rachelcookie321 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of when I found the Taskmaster nz house off google maps even though it was unmarked. I did a lot of detective work to find it.

@CrossingWolfi 2 жыл бұрын

I just moved from Germany to Hammersmith and started watching Taskmaster again, and I got a feeling that they were close. I take it 🤩

@xander1052 Жыл бұрын

Same, I also recognised the Bus that Dave took because I've lived in the general area for 20 years lol

@VictorSivtsev 5 күн бұрын

@@rachelcookie321nz isn't even that big

@rachelcookie321 5 күн бұрын

@@VictorSivtsev it’s a whole country of 5 million people and still there is tons of empty countryside. It would take over a week to just drive from the top to the bottom. Now try scouring every single property in the country and tell me how long that’s gonna take you, you’d be there for months at a minimum if you did it 24/7 with no breaks.

@adeletaylor6143 2 жыл бұрын

Rob Becketts giggling is just delightful.

@bewarethechameleon 8 ай бұрын

imagine leaving your house to go to work one morning and seeing rob beckett's pants just lying there in your driveway lol

@loeuvrededieu 2 жыл бұрын

1:00 Poor Paul realising exactly how this is about to go

@nicosmind3 2 жыл бұрын

Paul starring at Greg there at the end like he was going to kill him

@EdgyShooter 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Al brought two people with dropping the clothes so he didn't loose them 😂

@randomuser3209 Жыл бұрын

Paul just looks so pissed all the time, it's hilarious

@narutozmk172 2 жыл бұрын

The person who lost looked so disappointed. He was sure he nailed the task

@NowaboMusic 2 жыл бұрын

This whole season was full of him failing at tasks, the others making fun of him for it, and him looking sad. Lol

@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Жыл бұрын

@@NowaboMusic I think he just looked lost , but he had such a proud look even when he failed at tasks. That's why he won everyones hearts innit?

@Patriiiiick 2 жыл бұрын

I'm getting flashbacks to the time I broke my nose on a bouncy castle at an 18th birthday party by smashing my face with my own knee.

@jonahbradley7638 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I broke my orbital socket the same way.

@Patriiiiick 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonahbradley7638 I hope for your sake you were as boozed up as I was. Definitely helped dull the pain.

@whatsinaname7289 Жыл бұрын

Probably still had more fun than Paul here.

@billytoth46 Жыл бұрын

These are my people 😂 I did the same thing at my high school graduation party

@ann1ka_ 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm selling a sofa" 😂

@beebee33 2 жыл бұрын

I get an exorbitant amount of joy from watching taskmaster. Thank you for uploading this!!!!

@drumboarder1 2 жыл бұрын

"at your own expense", I didn't hear Rob offer to pay for Alex's petrol

@hypsyzygy506 2 жыл бұрын

This explains why I have been able to clothe myself with found items for the last twenty years.

@amazingabby25 2 жыл бұрын

Really lol

@nanchoparty 2 жыл бұрын

Paul Chowdhry just has this look in this video where I can't tell if he's about to cry or murder someone

@sombojoe 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Al Murray is always thinking out of the box!

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

@tubesomething 2 жыл бұрын

The task isn't about whether they're discarded or not, it's about spreading them out. You'd still need to travel somewhere else for your other items even if you could retrieve them immediately at each point. Finding a nearby tube station that went both N/S and E/W would be ideal, as you could send clothes on trains in all directions.

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

@@tubesomething Yeah but that's what I'd do - travel to different places, using Alex's van, and do my idea.

@elliejury2174 2 жыл бұрын

And the clothes task is why we find random iterms of clothing everywhere

@barowt 2 жыл бұрын

That looked like a fun hour in the bouncy castle, laying down resting with a back rub..

@DragOnDani01 2 жыл бұрын

Somone from the Swedish show used her phone and spread her belongings by taking pics and sending those pics to her friends around the country. She got disqualified because she didn't have her phone on when she read the task

@Gr3nadgr3gory 2 жыл бұрын

I love how that's the problem with this, not the fact that the clothes are all still in the same location.

@DragOnDani01 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gr3nadgr3gory She digitally spread em. Not physically

@Gr3nadgr3gory 2 жыл бұрын

@@DragOnDani01 I wouldn't count that at all.

@DragOnDani01 2 жыл бұрын

@LTNetjak Sorry, meant she didn't have it on her. It was in her room in the taskhouse.

@DragOnDani01 2 жыл бұрын

@@ikaro555 I don't remember the Swedish phrasing but no, she didn't discard. Welp, she was disqualified sooo xD

@KyleLi 2 жыл бұрын

I’m shocked no one thought of flushing a sock and seeing how they would calculate where it ended up!

@hugofontes5708 2 жыл бұрын

Alright, that was very clever but also kinda savage on the plumbing lol

@ZesPak 2 жыл бұрын

... it'll just end up in the cesspool of the house

@randy312 2 жыл бұрын

england has plumbing and sewers

@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't have been allowed. Same reason why they haven't yet drilled/damaged structural parts of the house during tasks

@rubikfan1 2 жыл бұрын

Great idea to spread the cloths in 2 taxi. Cover more ground that way. 4taxies with 2 random strangers could make an even bigger spot. But more risky

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

@wasah10 2 жыл бұрын

Best christmas present so far.

@brinsonopinion Жыл бұрын

Paul's deadpan expressions kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@franksierow5792 2 жыл бұрын

"Far and wide" to me means that what counts is 1) how far the furthest thing is from the starting point, and 2) the greatest distance between 2 items. Then maybe add, average or multiply those.

@zacharydunn6577 22 күн бұрын

Yeah, I didn't realize they were trying to imply area is the only thing that mattered. I thought they were going to end up awarding points for both farthest and widest.

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

Paul thought he couldn’t leave the premises, basically the original Katherine Parkinson 😂

@shenanikenz 2 жыл бұрын

First time watching this and I love it.

@Sunprism 2 жыл бұрын

That's the good thing about not caring what you wear....at any point you need to, you can always rip it in half for an extra node

@TakeruDavis 2 жыл бұрын

Aww, I feel so sorry for Paul

@papercrowe8772 Жыл бұрын

Step 1: go to a train station Step 2: “lose” some clothes on four trains going in opposite directions Step 3: profit

@a_921 9 ай бұрын

Step 4: Explain your suspicious behavior to the police (or the special forces)

@gagebeveridge5880 Жыл бұрын

7:50 Holy shit, this is actually genius. Let's say you can only travel "D" distance total. The best possible area you could make is by traveling a square with side length D/4, having area (D/4)^2. However, if you instead give yourself five "nodes" to work with, the best shape you can make is now a regular pentagon of side length D/5, which would have area (5/4)*(D/5)^2 * tan(3π/10), which has a greater area than the square with the same perimeter.

@samwiseshanti Жыл бұрын

Funny I was thinking exactly the opposite! Put two next to eachother and make a triangle, then you only have to move twice, put one down straight away, then travel as far as you can, then another, then just go in another direction and then when the time's up pop two down and you'll have a kind of rhombus (but really a triangle). The task is that the shape must be as far and wide as possible, not have the biggest area.

@JamesV1 Жыл бұрын

@@samwiseshanti true, but the winning condition seemed to be total area, as shown by the map, and not the furthest distance between two nodes.

@samwiseshanti Жыл бұрын

@@JamesV1 yeah I noticed that too 😅 definitely contradicts what the task originally said! But I assume if it had been close they would have stuck to the original rules. Didn't really matter this time though

@varunramakrishnan7676 Жыл бұрын

Area for a set perimeter proportionally increases with the number of vertices

@abipickering1481 Жыл бұрын

Good thing they didn't try this task with Phil wang

@sheilaboston7051 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@paulbradford8240 2 жыл бұрын

Al Murray -'What price glory?' Excellent!

@Phoenix_NH 2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t the task say they had to discard 4 items of clothing that they were wearing? In this sense, it WAS an item of clothing when they were reading the task, which is when it mattered if it was an item.

@Keough. Жыл бұрын

I always wondered how someone loses one sock

@a_921 9 ай бұрын

Maybe the sock monsters takes the sock to some den somewhere, and occasionally drop a sock on their way?

@matthewphillips1883 2 жыл бұрын

Y’all are some of the greatest people I’ve seen!! 😂😂

@tsumichama 2 жыл бұрын

I can attest that sleeping is a lot of fun

@luigisopa 2 жыл бұрын

love the plotting!

@miriamgreen3973 2 жыл бұрын

The hint was "at your expense" meaning use a taxi! :D

@creativecredence850 2 жыл бұрын

Well, to me that means "don't use a taxi"

@judethatdude 2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on 800 000 subs 👏👏

@arghjayem 2 жыл бұрын

It’s tasks like this that make me glad I wear 2 pairs of thin socks instead of 1 pair of thick socks in my work boots!!!! 😂🤣😂 would’ve made this task a lot easier and no knifing of shirts or discarding of jackets on a cold day required!

@zyrota4295 2 жыл бұрын

I love how you write that like it's an everyday problem you encounter 😂

@pechaa 2 жыл бұрын

Interesting. Are both pairs of socks of the same fabric, or two different fabrics - for example, silk or soft cotton inner socks with wool outer socks?

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

@medievalist 2 жыл бұрын

I adore the idea that you might have a Taskmaster emergency, and Alex may turn up and ask you to spread your clothes over the biggest area.

@kennethdesmondmosley1075 2 жыл бұрын

I ❤️this group

@86niisan8686 2 жыл бұрын

@12:16 the sad eyes of a defeated and ridiculed man.

@carveylover 2 жыл бұрын

I love how unhinged this show is.

@strandvaskeren 2 жыл бұрын

Should have shown the first guy last.. Watch all the others run about, using buses, taxis and what not and then finish off with the first guy just faffing about a bit in the garden..

@jordanm6432 2 жыл бұрын

The cameras all perfectly mounted in the cars etc…

@rachelcookie321 2 жыл бұрын

I think they subtract the time it takes to set up cameras.

@SirExal Жыл бұрын

Cosmically speaking, Paul was still wearing his clothes.

@ashyln Жыл бұрын

Can't believe the description says Romesh Ranganathan

@medievalist 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, Al "Moneybags" Murray wins again! I agree with him, though. "What Price Glory" indeed.

@EdgyShooter 2 жыл бұрын

Al Murray, the best advert for capitalism ever seen 😂

@huornaldarion781 2 жыл бұрын

So Al Murray also had the opportunity to use that van but called a taxi anyway? Is he hell bent on spending money?

@-fazik-3713 2 жыл бұрын

TBF they said "at own expense" so technicaly using that van was cheating.

@aaronwebb7090 2 жыл бұрын

@@-fazik-3713 Not if he paid for fuel.

@-fazik-3713 2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronwebb7090 and the tires, driver, insurance etc.

@aaronachnid 2 жыл бұрын

He had the opportunity, as anyone did. He just didn't ask Alex to use his van.

@marmarballz 2 жыл бұрын

Om the Taskmaster Podcast I think it was he said he was addicted to ordering cars. He really did throw a lot of money out for tasks.

@danielreed4050 2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is some of those articles are prolly worth quite a bit

@brandond8197 2 жыл бұрын

Has any calculated how much Al spent on this series?

@YvanTDF 2 жыл бұрын

I also would like to know

@Andjelka99 2 жыл бұрын

I think he said it or someone else calculated it but I forgot the number haha

@stevenlowdon7786 2 жыл бұрын

What price glory?

@whythenumber 2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenlowdon7786 💯

@wintercheckmate869 Жыл бұрын

Wondering if height counts, like imagine going up a tower and putting it there. The planar region created could be huge

@hey_maurice 5 күн бұрын

I would’ve gone to the post office and sent my clothes to other countries. 😅

@Sierra-Whisky 2 жыл бұрын

7:00 Hilarious 😂

@jabbathehut1871 Жыл бұрын

7:57 And, that would cover a square area.

@bryananderson999 Жыл бұрын

This a good thing Al wasn't going commando. You'd be playing spot the Willie

@robertobryk4989 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised no one burnt one, so that the gases resulting from burning would drift away.

@emanyes 2 жыл бұрын

10:35-12:37

@asheep7797 3 ай бұрын

If you had one day to do this, go to an airport.

@Trockenshampooleopard 2 ай бұрын

Cycle to Richmond Station (should take ten-ish minutes), drop your clothes on different trains, voilà!

@MrVassago89 2 ай бұрын

I would have been straight out to the road. Clothes in one car, more in another going the opposite way. Even better if there's a 4 way nearby

@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын

Alex finally gets a joke!

@fernandofelix892 2 жыл бұрын

I would have argued that it was measured incorrectly. Since the world is round the inside of the box should not be counted but outside the box should be counted. Thus covering the entire world.

@siriusczech 2 жыл бұрын

I do not know about London´s public transport option, but at the instant and with "at my own cost" in mind I would run to the nearest bus stop, steped on a bus for a one stop and stuff one of my socks (preferably taken down before stepping on that bus) behind a seat or something, then stepped of. If I could send alex with my hat/shirt/coat in the other direction of same line, that would work, too. For "wide" parameter I would just leave that sock on my bus and would go to another line going in completely different direction, leave a sock there and then step on another bus with most of clothing still on and would continue till time end. I suppose that some TM´s team member would track every piece of my clothing, so it would work pretty well. Using a subway/train for this would be even better (they travel faster) ;)

@Trockenshampooleopard 2 ай бұрын

Why not ask the bus driver or any other passenger if s/he could take care of the item? That way you wouldn't even need to get on the bus.

@monsieurcow 2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why there was a jacket on the golf course

@jessejamesmanfred6319 2 жыл бұрын

why did no one think of driving to an airport/air field and getting a pilot to fly it away

@alexhulinsky7954 2 жыл бұрын

That would take too long.

@JackDManheim 2 жыл бұрын

Old “Money Bags” Murray

@linesanraman7974 2 жыл бұрын

8:15 Aaah the famous Hulk named David Banner 🤣

@Elwaves2925 2 жыл бұрын

Very famous and much loved. Until the MCU movies, easily the most famous outside of the comics world.

@misscryptoria 2 жыл бұрын

David Banner was my favorite Hulk. Bill Bixby was the best.

@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 жыл бұрын

You say that like it's a joke, but David was his name in the live action series. The people behind it thought Bruce was too gay of a name.

@AlexaFaie 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDanishGuyReviews What does that say about Batman I wonder?

@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexaFaie It says that people who thought gay people were also p*dos tried to get Batman banned for hanging around Robin while being called Bruce.

@iainjames03 2 жыл бұрын

So THIS explains why I keep seeing random gloves and scarves on railings... 😜

@AlexaFaie 2 жыл бұрын

That's often because someone dropped them and someone else saw them on the floor and thought to put them on the railings to put them at eye height (and out of puddles) in case the person who dropped them passed by that way again.

@paulcook7426 2 жыл бұрын

Write on a piece of paper "as far and wide as possible". Then spread clothes on each corner?!

@emberthecatgirl8796 2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t get your panties in a knot”

@shonamckenzie7124 2 жыл бұрын

You have to love Paul bless him lol 😂

@Bringon-dw8dx 2 жыл бұрын

Just put it on two tubes going in opposite directions

@rihadalif 2 жыл бұрын

paul is just another joe wilkinson

@digitaal_boog 2 жыл бұрын

I just found a sock on the beach. Wonder where that came from

@mariaseattle Жыл бұрын

What's up with the garbage behind the bus stop at 5.52 mark? Is there really that much litter around London?

@Arxareon 27 күн бұрын

I'm not sure how I feel about the sock in the river.. that's not easy to retrieve (and I assume it wasn't) and it just turns into litter then, contributing to pollution (if a little, but still).

@sunnyscott4876 Жыл бұрын

I hope he checked his pockets before he threw his pants out the car window!!!!

@Gr3nadgr3gory 2 жыл бұрын

Probably should have tried a kite instead of the plane.

@Rainbonyte 2 жыл бұрын

pity they didnt visit the airport

@mitcheejee 2 жыл бұрын

I want an update. Did Alex sell his sofa?

@riley8704 9 ай бұрын

How is nobody talking about "David Banner"???

@alicecheesbrough-heath8344 Жыл бұрын

Why did no one notice he called Bruce Banner (AKA the hulk) David Banner. Was that deliberate or not I wonder?

@jordannutt2238 Жыл бұрын

OK I check another vid and a few shorts there's no audio for me??

@benkata 7 ай бұрын

What price's Glory?

@lecantalouprouge Ай бұрын

does anyone know the soundtrack name from Al and Rob's attempt?

@notalltheories 2 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, is the Hulk called David Banner in the UK??

@2159ianmilne 2 жыл бұрын

He was in the US too - in the Bill Bixby TV show

@onepiece77-11 Жыл бұрын

So funny

@13vatra Жыл бұрын

This task would have been awkward for me. I would have been in shoes and boxers after losing 4 articles of clothing...

@sanjuansteve 2 жыл бұрын

@2:36 That's a silly lie. The sock was still on the plane as he walked away.

@JoeDurobot 2 жыл бұрын

*The richest guy always wins.*

@iamdb1990 2 жыл бұрын

ironically, Rob won the series, so not true

@theovolz3073 2 жыл бұрын

A lot of the challenges you can’t just throw money at, too. It would kind of ruin the spirit of the series if it turned into “fattest wallet wins”. Personally, it kind of annoys me when they use Alex too much.

@brendenchee16 2 жыл бұрын

I would have put one piece of clothing on every bus I saw

@rachelcookie321 2 жыл бұрын

Is there a bunch of busses there all going in opposite directions? Otherwise you would just end with them relatively close to each other just further down the road.