I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog. I miss him.

I fucking love mushrooms. I feel like I'm alone in this world.

My god I miss these vids, don't get me wrong his series are great. But cmon u miss this to

in my nightmares i hear *GUYS WE JUST FINISHED A PODCAST WITH*

"Vegans look away, fat fettishers you can stay"

"Give me every topping you have." "Ew, why are there mushrooms?"

It’s so funny to see shayne with eugenia after watching doc

When I'm depressed i just grab some food and have a shane marathon....❤❤❤❤

Shane needs to vlog when buying all this stuff... The reactions will be the funniest thing I've seen!!!

Last time I was this early.. Buzzfeed still had ideas.

Shane - is that a pickle , let me scup it away . Is that mushrooms , let me scup them away. Is that a salad, oh i don’t eat them , let me scup it away . Is that a tomato , let me scup it away . And then it’s just bread , sauce, meat . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Give me every topping” -gets mad that there is a pickle-

watching Shane's videos has become a part of my daily routine , like wake up ,go to school , eat , watch Shane , sleep , repeat

1. Shane sneezing into a burger and continuing to eat it 2. ALL the food puns 3. Shane's beautiful singing voice 4. Spitting out the burger while laughing Keep up the good work 😂

Why would you expect the cheese to do the stringy-melty stretch when that fuckers been in the bag for half an hour or more going COLD!? lol Every. Damn. TIME, Shane! 8:46

Shane...cheese isnt gooey cold. Eat your food warm!!! God it bugs me but still love ya lol your food would taste so much better warm, sometimes food tastes completely different cold.

holy shit your skin looks so fucking good in this? like WAY better an usual, am i the only one who noticed?

When he sneezed on the fucking burger and kept eating it I literally lost it

Shane: Vegans look away! Me (New Vegan): *continues to watch*...*drools* 🤤🤤🤤

Shane: *Sneezes on burger* Shane a few minutes later: *Takes a bite of said burger and gags* There's a mushroom-

Shane looks so much happier in this video and idk why but it makes me so happy

At my five guys, they don't even put the fries in cups. They throw them in the bag and give it to you and I love it 😂😂

As much as I love all of your series and adore you for changing the YT game I MISS this type of content I miss these jokes 😭😭😭♥️

"THATS MY FACE?" me every single day me in the mirror literally my soul

I nearly gagged when shane ate ketchup by it self

hIS RHYME IN THE END KILLED ME IM-

The last 5 minutes of the video being shane ranting about Stranger Things

I love how he couldn't title the video "tasting five guys"

"Uno..hold me girl"😂😂

he looks SO bomb in this video

Who else is watching shanes old videos while wating for the new palette to come out?

Shane Dawson is coming for Liza Koshy lol

"Vegans look away.. fat fetishers you can stay."

SHANE LOOKS SO YOUNG FRIM HIS SHAVE OMG

R.I.P Barb

I can’t eat 5 guys 😭😭😭 because they have peanuts in the store and peanuts dust in the kitchen 😩😩😩

SHANE LIVES TO MAKE US HUNGRY 😂💀 im literay starving in class

"Guys I'm not gonna make anymore jokes" makes 10000000 more jokes and laughs at himself after all of them 😂😂

LOVED THE STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE lmao #justiceforbarb

3:32 Shane really compared himself to Jesus cause sauce from the burger was tripping on his hand...I STAN

Maybe the cheese isn't melted because it's fucking cold

at my five guys they don't even put the fries in a cup they pour so much in the back and give it to you like that

Shane, the burgers have numbers on them in order on what you ordered first. So 1 means you ordered it first.

"this is giving me DJ Tanner... and Weinershnetzel is giving me Kimmy Gibler"

"Vegans look away" 😂😂

Shane how do you ask for every topping and then feel disgusted by the toppings

04:29 Me when I get my test back and see I got all the answers wrong

I wish we were friends. We would just drive to get food. Talk about scary shady stuff and stuff our faces...... Sigh

Dude Five Guys is SOOOOO good

Hahah maybe you Should have asked eugenia to do this with you😑🙄

I love how 5 guys is normal where I live and he just experiencing this

Five Guys is so underrated. Thank you shane for telling people this is good food.

Let's see if Shane can go one video without roasting himself.... he's not fat or ugly. 😕

I finally have found someone who relates to eating a whole packet of ketchup with each fry. Hallelujah

4:28 when your teacher asks you a question and you confidently say the "correct" answer but then your teacher says that it's wrong but good effort 😂❤

Why is he actually one of the voices in my head....like,that's exactly what I sound like when I'm alone 😂😂am I crazy

i imagine shane not wearing anything except for a shirt in all these videos

I can't believe he worked with Eugenia....people should start ignoring her until she gets help

Bring this Shane back please please

DO.👏🏻NOT.👏🏻COME.👏🏻FOR.👏🏻BARB.👏🏻

oH MY GOODNESS OH MY DAMN OH MY GOODNESS THEY GOING HAM OH MY GOODNESS OH MY DAMN OH MY GOODNESS THEY GOING HAM THIS IS HOW BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FRIES THEY BLEND SO PERFECTLY AND THE CHEESE UP IN HERE IS GOING HAM DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN I WISH YOU COULD SMELL WHAT IM SMELLIN MMH MMH MMH YOU BITE THE FRY THE FRY BITES BACK MY MAN DAYUM DAYUM DAAAAYYUUUMM CRISPETY CRUNCH DAAAYYUUUMMM LOOK AT THE BACON DAAAYYUUUMMM GET YO SELF THAT DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER DAYUM DAYUM DAAYUUUMM GHETTO GROCERY BAG DAAAAYUUUMM THE CHEESE IS OOZING DAAAAAYYYUUUMM LETS DO THIS DAYUM DAYUM DAAAYYUUMM

Why am I thinking of The Try Guys from Buzzfeed!?

People in 2016: laugh at shane sneezing in his burger and laughing People in 2020: you get judge if u just sneeze

4:29 was a mood is a mood and will always be a mood I’m so glad I watche this again

10:06 "This looks like Barb" **SCREAMS FOR 3748 YEARS**

Never call it 'five guys burgers & fries' again. It's just fucking 'five guys'

Shane: I asked them to give me every topping ever Also Shane: WHY IS THERE PICKLES AND MUSHROOMS IN MY BURGER

We need this shane back ;(

"this looks like Barb. Like after one of those Stranger Things ate her." SHANE YOU WATCH STRANGER THINGS?!!

promotion: podcast with nearly starved girl actual video: *trying fastfood* am i the only one laughing at the irony?😂

You take away all of my depression. I am literally in my dorm in another country feeling home sick af. Nothing helps but your videos. Thank you so much Shane. Love you Shane. Love from India❤ Wish I had a friend like you❤Please come to Bombay🎋You've got a lot of fans even over here❤

Every time a grilled cheese sandwich fails the “spread test”,Shane gets so mad,and I’m like: “Shane it’s cheese,and cheese can harden,HEAT👏THAT👏BISS👏UP👏”

i had to eat something bc i got hungry

"Vegans look away, fat fetishers you can stay!" Hahahahahaha

"Uno! Hold me girl!!!" Haha!!!

Oml I can’t stop replaying when he sung annie lol!! Also, who’s watching in 2019?

How could you afford all of that I'm broke after one of their burgers

I didn't think I could love Shane more Until he referenced Stranger Things

These videos will always be loved

I'm in love with Shane. Honestly.

Omg you should've invited Eugenia to do this video with you

" I'm literally like Jesus but fatter"-Shane Dawson 😂

U really MUSTARD up the courage to do puns lol do more plz love your vids queen!

It’s 1 am and this is making me sooo hungry😂😔🥴🤤

I'm so fucking glad a Five Guys is only like 2 minutes away from me I can legit walk there in 5 minutes

when he screams "FUCK I'm stupid" I DIED!!

5:32 did not age well 😂😂😂😂

*SHANE: Please do a series on Eugenia ASAP! You might be her only hope! As a close friend of hers, please dive deep and help her so that 2019 isn’t her last!!!!*

it's pretty ironic that this was the video that went along with Eugenia

Shane: "put everything on the burger" Also Shane: *bitches bc they put pickles & mushrooms on it* Only Shane 😂😂😂😂😂

5:33 ig this joke was based off of ur personal experience

Shane having no beard: Me: HE LOOKS LIKE A BISEXUAL RED HEAD ELVIS PRESLEY!!

SHANE GO TO TEXAS AND TRY WHATABURGER

6:42 Now I don't feel bad for my ketchup obsession, instead I feel bad for Shane's ketchup obsession.

I love how all of my recommended is you eating 😂 Love you Shane ♥️

Lol the beginning is eugina Cooney and his new video is about her

Shane, we all want to see more "reacting to old pics" "reading from my diary" "story times about your my terrible uber drivers". Like if you agree so Shawn will see this comment.

what the fuck, in the beginning of shanes video it was an thing about his New podcast,, it was with Eugenia Cooney,, a girl who is literally starving herself,, I love shane I do but I dont think Shane should have done a podcast with her,,, because hes giving her attention and publicity,,, and the more attention and publicity she gets, shes starves herself more,, smh Shane

I love Full House! XD

Am I the only one that laughed at his hotdog puns