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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

5 ай бұрын

Right-wing dinguses triggered by Taylor Swift’s presence are claiming the NFL is rigged but real Swifties know the math doesn’t add up. Elsewhere, E. Jean Carroll pledged to use her $83M payout for something Donald Trump hates, and President Biden blasted corporations for trying to fool consumers with shrinkflation. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@user-KrackerJack
@user-KrackerJack 5 ай бұрын
Not to mention he also lost his suit against the NY Times and has to pay court cost and lawyers fees
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 ай бұрын
There's just something very rewarding about knowing Donnie is 'going through some things' finally...
@luciavalente1002
@luciavalente1002 5 ай бұрын
'I've been treated worse than Lincoln, I've had to sit through entire plays....' I just cannot stop laughing.
@sandraandrews9907
@sandraandrews9907 5 ай бұрын
Stephen, how honored we all are that you impersonated Eric, Trump AND Biden in the same monologue!!!! Thank you so much!😂😂😂
@deltatango6793
@deltatango6793 5 ай бұрын
WINDMILLS 😂 E. Jean Carroll should give the money to windmills. 😅😅
@deltatango6793
@deltatango6793 5 ай бұрын
She should build windmills next to all his properties 😅😂
@mariaangelova8275
@mariaangelova8275 5 ай бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂
@mariaangelova8275
@mariaangelova8275 5 ай бұрын
​@deltatango6793 excellent idea 😂
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 5 ай бұрын
@@mariaangelova8275 Agreed. Buy 10-foot squares on the properties right next to his golf courses, and put up a turbine on each one. There are cylinder-shaped ones that won't harm the birds. And she could make all of the turbines hollow with a little door in the bottom, so when T****'s golf customers lose balls in the turbine's vanes, the balls can be collected and sold right back to the golf course!
@mawavoy
@mawavoy 5 ай бұрын
Rather than give, invest in windmills through a trust that funds alternative energy or sustainable projects. A foundation would be a lasting legacy.
@bobwoods1302
@bobwoods1302 5 ай бұрын
Jean could donate to wounded vets organizations. We all know what Donny thinks of people who fight for their country.
@mandyharewood886
@mandyharewood886 5 ай бұрын
When last did they actually fight for their country though?
@thingsofinterest603
@thingsofinterest603 5 ай бұрын
​@@mandyharewood886 More recently than you.
@user-re6zg4wd7c
@user-re6zg4wd7c 5 ай бұрын
Wrong team!
@jamesweekley1087
@jamesweekley1087 5 ай бұрын
That or abortion clinics.
@michellec6336
@michellec6336 5 ай бұрын
And to help Palestinians, Ukrainians, and any other immigrants seeking asylum, the help they need for food, water, medical care, and shelter.
@guibox3
@guibox3 5 ай бұрын
E Jean Carroll: "I'd like to give the money to something Trump hates." "Well. Congratulations on the pay day, Eric!" Ha ha ha ha!!! Savage!
@MFTgal
@MFTgal 5 ай бұрын
Thank you Taylor Swift! Encourage vote , women's right to chose.
@larrymunn5279
@larrymunn5279 5 ай бұрын
@@RajbirSingh-ul1mw A woman is not a birthing cow. Till your capable of giving birth, don't decide for others. You might think of the child too.
@coleporath5968
@coleporath5968 4 ай бұрын
WILL NOT VOTE for one of those two men, to be The President of the United States of America.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 5 ай бұрын
The jury should have added, and You can’t raise the 83 million from fundraising
@Broadpaw_Fox
@Broadpaw_Fox 5 ай бұрын
They don't need to - that's already illegal. Using campaign funds for personal spending is already against the law, and some of his cronies have been convicted of it previously. It would honestly be funny if he did it - it's a slam dunk gimme for a prosecutor to follow the money and convict. And you know everyone will be watching. Every penny of campaign donations has to be accounted for properly - that fine has to come from his personal wealth, either cash money he has or selling a piece of property. He HAS to feel this. 😁 **edited for spelling**
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 5 ай бұрын
There is one extra good thing in this - you can't claim fines as a tax write-off.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 5 ай бұрын
He has a financial monitor with the fraud case, so his money is being watched anyway! He can’t write this fine off either bankruptcy either!
@huntermccarthy3995
@huntermccarthy3995 5 ай бұрын
​@Broadpaw_Fox that's not the only type of fundraising there is lmao, he could easily start a gofund me and within like a week would have the money unfortunately
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 5 ай бұрын
@@Broadpaw_FoxAnd that would be a criminal violation, not a civil one. Go ahead, Donnie, jump that divide and make it 92 indictments.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 5 ай бұрын
Stephen’s monologues are always hilarious and a breath of fresh air. Thank you Stephen and all your staff and writers.
@adey126
@adey126 5 ай бұрын
Don’t even like Taylor Swift but the fact she is making right wingers angry with their panties in a twist is such a delight🤣😂🤣. “How dare she encourage young ppl to vote…what does she think this is a democracy?!!!” 🤬
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 ай бұрын
lol Nothing political parties hate more than young voters.
@marystephens765
@marystephens765 5 ай бұрын
What’s there not to like about Taylor?
@adey126
@adey126 5 ай бұрын
@@marystephens765 Don’t like that she dated bigots.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 ай бұрын
@@marystephens765 Not everyone likes her music style, to each their own.
@tvil8
@tvil8 5 ай бұрын
Have you been introduced to folklore?👹
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 5 ай бұрын
I hope Miss Carroll stays healthy and gets through this difficult time alright. To still have to deal with a complete sociopath and his unhinged followers at 80-years-old, I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
@marycarr4364
@marycarr4364 5 ай бұрын
She looks wonderful for 80 years old!
@mawavoy
@mawavoy 5 ай бұрын
Well stated!
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 ай бұрын
Donnie has certainly engaged in scandalous behaviour... but the biggest scandal is that he isn't behind bars already!
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 5 ай бұрын
Just like Nancy polosi, Maxine waters, hunter bider, and half the democrat party? Lmao
@SixSonn
@SixSonn 5 ай бұрын
You realizing that using the Judicial System to prosecute political opponents is basically 3rd World Behavior.
@user-vo2cw5yu9w
@user-vo2cw5yu9w 5 ай бұрын
@@Tony-723 and the entire republican party
@oltedders
@oltedders 5 ай бұрын
​@Tony-723 You're batting zero here tonight, champ.
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 5 ай бұрын
@@user-vo2cw5yu9w ok name names Mr Sam bankman fried 😂
@mattep74
@mattep74 5 ай бұрын
Sued for 5 million, forced to pay 83 million. Stable genious winning
@anthonybha4510
@anthonybha4510 5 ай бұрын
Art of the deal....😂😂😂😂
@RichardQuaid
@RichardQuaid 5 ай бұрын
He got trolled while being "president" by Burger King. For spelling hamburger wrong. Hamberder will forever be part of his Presidential Documents Archive. Because he's a moron.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 5 ай бұрын
Stable genius standing in his own manure 🐴
@user-hh3ew3oe6t
@user-hh3ew3oe6t 5 ай бұрын
booing boeing passing.. "I won't even introduce myself by my name anymore.. There is nowhere I feel safe -- nowhere! Do you know how it feels to have the president of the United States to Target you" BLACK? "The president of the United States is supposed to represent every American - not Target" every Brown citizen with the defamation BLACK But the United States of America under the leadership of white identity racism continues to Target darkest Brown to lightest pink beige Americans with defamation - rather than every American having the equal protection under the law from defamation and discrimination and racist economic social and political activities and official procedures kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ebCUh5mCyLnGgWQ.html All Human are African. Pass - it's only white [identity racism]@@charlie-obrien
@Sk8FraSchTheEnd
@Sk8FraSchTheEnd 5 ай бұрын
he was sued twice actually so you're plain wrong
@llamamama75
@llamamama75 5 ай бұрын
I'm here for the Swiftian numerology 😂
@jkorshak
@jkorshak 5 ай бұрын
Waiting for next edition of "The Art of the Deal" where the former guys talks through his brilliant deal making prowess, his very large brain, and his stable genius taking a $5 million judgement against him and masterfully adding an additional $83.3 million to it in less than a year.🧠
@AngryAuditor
@AngryAuditor 4 ай бұрын
While still spending $50 million on lawyers.
@souhilabouchareb9386
@souhilabouchareb9386 5 ай бұрын
A "little" civil war ?! I know more about the french revolution than the american civil war, but one thing is sure : None of them were "little". Great monologue as always, thanks to Stephen Colbert & the writers. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇸
@12thDecember
@12thDecember 5 ай бұрын
620,000 deaths means nothing to him, needless to mention those maimed and/or suffering from PTSD the rest of their lives.
@jeffreyhanc1711
@jeffreyhanc1711 5 ай бұрын
600,000 Americans died in the US Civil War - more than the combined total of US WW 1 and WW2 casualties combined. There was nothing “little” about the Civil War. Just Trump’s ignorance and narcissism on full display once again.
@lindasteinfl
@lindasteinfl 5 ай бұрын
​@@12thDecemberHe wd call them losers!😮
@mphmph1198
@mphmph1198 5 ай бұрын
Ms. Carroll might consider donating the money to Planned Parenthood if she wants to irritate trump.
@Oneshot8242
@Oneshot8242 5 ай бұрын
Maybe not Cheeto Mussolini personally, but it would sure piss the GQP off!
@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@KeithJackson-ux7eh 5 ай бұрын
Nah. Any lgbtq charity.
@invadersin5203
@invadersin5203 5 ай бұрын
Also nikki haley (jk)
@Masonj919
@Masonj919 5 ай бұрын
If you want to piss off some of his supporters, sure. But I’m sure that dude doesn’t care about PP and only pretends to be against it for votes
@icin4d
@icin4d 5 ай бұрын
Donald doesn't care about PP. He only says he does to satisfy his loony base.
@aaronr7987
@aaronr7987 5 ай бұрын
I love that E Jean is that level of petty. Giving the settlement to something that trump hates 🤣
@artbargra
@artbargra 5 ай бұрын
"I don't need you conscious, I just need your TV on" should be Fox News's slogan.
@HereBeDragonsYT
@HereBeDragonsYT 5 ай бұрын
I love it when Stephen does his Eric T impersonation.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 5 ай бұрын
Clearly, the talking heads of the news didn't realize that the Japanese are so effective with their public transport system, especially their trains, that Tay Tay can be on a train and in the plane faster than they can shake it off.
@nothingbutchappy
@nothingbutchappy 5 ай бұрын
It would be a national apology if I it was more than a minute late...
@cathydrummond6443
@cathydrummond6443 5 ай бұрын
And don’t forget that she will have to cross the international date line, so she gains a day!
@treefrog3679
@treefrog3679 5 ай бұрын
What about the international date line? Won’t it be yesterday in Vegas?
@John-gc6vf
@John-gc6vf 5 ай бұрын
That one did slip thru. Japan is 17 hours ahead of ca. If Taylor left Japan at 6pm she would land in CA at 2pm same day.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 5 ай бұрын
she would arrive before she took off. and still have time to drive through the desert to get there. preferably with a fresh driver.
@MrKit9
@MrKit9 5 ай бұрын
Where's John Wilkes Booth when America really needs him?
@user-pn2it5ty4g
@user-pn2it5ty4g 5 ай бұрын
Careful.
@MrKit9
@MrKit9 4 ай бұрын
If you think that I'm afraid of using comedy on a Comedy post then you're nuts.@@user-pn2it5ty4g
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 5 ай бұрын
Hysterical as always,thanks to Colbert and hus writers!
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 5 ай бұрын
... his* writers
@reginaucker3533
@reginaucker3533 5 ай бұрын
He's right about the shrinking of product. A box of meal bars like Zone originally had 6 bars. The price went up with inflation but has since stabilized. But , the reduced the #of bars from 6 to 5 to 4 and charge the same. I guess that's what they call greedflation.
@lurklingX
@lurklingX 5 ай бұрын
yeah the said "oh the supply chain shortage" then either raised prices, shorted the box/bag OR BOTH. and they never readjusted after the shortage was no longer such a thing. GREED. A-holes.
@cathysurerus576
@cathysurerus576 5 ай бұрын
And corporate profits skyrocketed, and going up still! Robert Reich has all the specific#s of $ how much their profits have gone up...
@joshbotofborg2577
@joshbotofborg2577 5 ай бұрын
Nothing says Strong leader like, "I'm on top of the list of Presidents who were treated worst."
@chefpaddy
@chefpaddy 5 ай бұрын
Like there would ever be a list like that...
@karenpoat2831
@karenpoat2831 5 ай бұрын
Historians have complied such a list. The first result showed Dumpy as second worst behind Buchanan.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 5 ай бұрын
He's such a whiny, perpetual victim crybaby. How is that admirable to anyone, especially the dolts that worship what they consider to be "manliness?"
@shirljohnson9876
@shirljohnson9876 5 ай бұрын
Worse than assassinated Lincoln. Trump is a worldwide embarrassment.
@karenhuff5209
@karenhuff5209 5 ай бұрын
​​@@karenpoat2831Yes, a list of worst presidents, not a list of presidents who were treated the worst. What a tool he is. 😅
@kicsms_science3729
@kicsms_science3729 5 ай бұрын
I had just the crappiest day, but “C’mon, snack!” made me laugh out loud.
@carbon357
@carbon357 5 ай бұрын
Another awesome Monologue. Thank you Stephen
@trey54321GO
@trey54321GO 5 ай бұрын
5:35 When Louis hit that little guitar riff of "Money Money Money Mo-neyyyy, MONEY!" by The O'Jays, big smile on my face!😁
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 5 ай бұрын
Love that song. "That meeean, mean green."
@trey54321GO
@trey54321GO 5 ай бұрын
​@@lisagulick4144Yes!😂😂😂
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 5 ай бұрын
That was The Apprentice intro song, too.
@trey54321GO
@trey54321GO 5 ай бұрын
@firstlast-gn5bo Wow. Idk. No doubt Colbert and company knew and mocking tRump with it.
@kevinfalkner1624
@kevinfalkner1624 5 ай бұрын
Trump comparing himself to Lincoln 🤣 Lincoln ended the a civil war . Trump is trying to start a civil war.😡
@faiththrower7951
@faiththrower7951 5 ай бұрын
Well its not as bad as God or Jesus which he's also tried to compare himself too
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 5 ай бұрын
Yes, he is.
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 5 ай бұрын
​@@faiththrower7951 Yep!
@kingranches
@kingranches 5 ай бұрын
Lincoln SAVED the Union, Trump is trying to tear it apart.
@jedwing
@jedwing 5 ай бұрын
He also forgot that Lincoln was KILLED. That's kind of a form of persecution.
@amypelc8466
@amypelc8466 5 ай бұрын
How dare a young talented rich woman fufill her covic duty and use her voice to remind people of their guaranteed right to vote! Wow Taylor, congrats on using your voice for the greater good instead of whining about what a victim you are👍🏼😀
@ricochet-ek7zb
@ricochet-ek7zb 5 ай бұрын
She has used her position for good her entire career. Did you ever think she was a victim and simply reacted? This comment reads like it came from 2016.
@TheBlade996
@TheBlade996 5 ай бұрын
Where is John Wilkes Booth when you need him! 😂
@johnhunt2390
@johnhunt2390 5 ай бұрын
I hope E. Jean Carroll gets Mar a Lago to satisfy the judgement.
@Master_Petes_Theater
@Master_Petes_Theater 5 ай бұрын
Classified documents included!
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 5 ай бұрын
@@Master_Petes_Theater The ones the FBI didn't find, anyway. She could invite them back and let them rip the place apart - she'd want to redecorate anyway, and this way she wouldn't only have to pay for the rebuild!
@Master_Petes_Theater
@Master_Petes_Theater 5 ай бұрын
@@lisagulick4144 🤣🤣🤣👍
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l 5 ай бұрын
And the sell it for even more cash!
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 5 ай бұрын
Stephen recapping the news makes my day.
@mariekastler5391
@mariekastler5391 5 ай бұрын
The 2 sides lining up for little postgame smooches COULD be the thing to bring me back to watching the NFL...maybe. 13! 13!! THIRTEEN!!!!!!!
@jesserodriguez720
@jesserodriguez720 5 ай бұрын
LOL this show is so cool keep it up Colbert.
@lynnpope8572
@lynnpope8572 5 ай бұрын
So happy Taylor and her man are on the side democracy ❤
@MrJimheeren
@MrJimheeren 5 ай бұрын
And the republicans called her a sinister agent because she told her audience to vote. And we can have that in this country
@lynnpope8572
@lynnpope8572 5 ай бұрын
@@MrJimheeren Exactly 💯 Republicans can't handle the truth.
@silverstem2964
@silverstem2964 5 ай бұрын
Anyone born in the 1950s remembers a full size Snickers bar (there was only one size) cost 5¢. Dairy Queen also had a 5¢ cone. I'm glad I got to live that!🍦🍫
@DJames-fn3cl
@DJames-fn3cl 5 ай бұрын
And a McDonald's burger was 15 cents and tasted like a real meat burger.
@silverstem2964
@silverstem2964 5 ай бұрын
@@DJames-fn3cl A 10 oz. bottle of Coke was 10¢ in a machine. That really heavy glass bottle.
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 5 ай бұрын
If I had a quarter in the 60's, I was rich. I could buy a comic book (12 cents), two Hershey bars (5 cents each), and three fireballs (penny candy).
@DJames-fn3cl
@DJames-fn3cl 5 ай бұрын
@retriever19golden55 Those were the days, and criminal grifter El Trumpo, certainly can't bring them back. At least Joe is experienced and alert, and is trying his damn best to make some difference. Vote Blue, and get these f..king rich pricks to pay taxes.
@silverstem2964
@silverstem2964 5 ай бұрын
​@@retriever19golden55 That quarter may have been a silver "Standing Liberty"and the nickel may have been a "Buffalo" nickel and a dime may have been a silver Mercury dime. But it was nothing special. If you find any one of those in your pocket change now, you're showing it to your friends. Right?👍
@socscholar14
@socscholar14 5 ай бұрын
"C'mon Snack" really got me 😂
@PocketBrain
@PocketBrain 5 ай бұрын
Congratulations on naming common objects way above the level of a 2-year-old, Donald.
@PocketBrain
@PocketBrain 5 ай бұрын
Well, slightly above, at any rate.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 ай бұрын
The moment trump bravely fled the courtroom, is a moment that will go down in history, marking trump as the guy who most gallantly chickens out!
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 5 ай бұрын
Like hunter biden?
@biggtrux
@biggtrux 5 ай бұрын
@@Tony-723 Hunter wasn't in a court hearing before a judge. The orange skid mark WAS. Try to learn the difference before you make another bad comment. Hunter got up and walked out on that knuckle dragger EmptyG before she could flash more pictures of his junk, which she seems obsessed with.
@Oneshot8242
@Oneshot8242 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, and he's about to lose an arm or two, and both legs. Just a flesh wound!
@williamduffy1227
@williamduffy1227 5 ай бұрын
Brave, Brave Sir Donald, he chickened out. He chickened out and ran away, so he could fight another day... 😂😂
@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@KeithJackson-ux7eh 5 ай бұрын
It’s called alternative courage 😂😂
@Teejsfolly1929
@Teejsfolly1929 5 ай бұрын
Shrinkflation is a thing. Products are measurably smaller, across the board. Yet prices continue to rise.
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 5 ай бұрын
It has been a thing since the days coffee came in 16 oz cans.
@richhernandez99
@richhernandez99 5 ай бұрын
Ice cream costs more in a smaller carton. Who are the managers trying to fool? Soft drinks at one time 10cents. Now over 4 dollars for two sodas. The price went up when there was supposedly a shortage of sugar. Now what excuse is there??
@JonDoe-ln6nl
@JonDoe-ln6nl 5 ай бұрын
It’s just the cold water!
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 5 ай бұрын
it is called Cost of Living. Thats why people get COLA raises, dear. No, prices have not remained the same since 1962.
@christianboehlefeld5168
@christianboehlefeld5168 5 ай бұрын
@@thunderousapplause Some peole get COLA raises. Work in the wrong industries and you get nothing.
@tvil8
@tvil8 5 ай бұрын
Can you imagine trump and swift going head to head on literally anything.😂😂😂😂 a proper business debate would literally end him
@CharlotteBenoit-cl1iv
@CharlotteBenoit-cl1iv 5 ай бұрын
It’s exactly why he refuses all debates. He’s an ignoramus.
@ArksCovenant
@ArksCovenant 5 ай бұрын
Trumps son getting a pay day and his one two punch dance got me 😆
@karendavis2668
@karendavis2668 5 ай бұрын
"I don't need you conscious, I just need your TV on." My favorite quote ❤ And pretty much the way Nielsen ratings work 🤷🏼‍♀️😆
@dannmarceau
@dannmarceau 5 ай бұрын
Taylor speaks truth and facts, and I can understand it goes against the grain of most of today's Republicans.
@DaremKurosaki
@DaremKurosaki 5 ай бұрын
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe she's only ever advocated for people to get out and VOTE. Not for any particular candidate or party, just get as many people of all stripes to vote.
@iyeetsecurity922
@iyeetsecurity922 5 ай бұрын
You should learn to think for yourself instead of doing what somebody you don't know tells you to.
@stevejeffery3112
@stevejeffery3112 5 ай бұрын
@@iyeetsecurity922 Listen to the evidence people present. Listen to people who have worked their careers in a field. Make a decision from an informed position. Don't listen to Bubba on KZfaq. Stuff that guy.
@audreywellham2413
@audreywellham2413 5 ай бұрын
@@DaremKurosakithat’s correct. 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽
@sadie1606
@sadie1606 5 ай бұрын
I wish I had reactions on this app cause that’s really funny you called a compulsive liars, demented rambles ‘truth and facts’. If you can understand what he’s saying, good job I guess.
@S.E.C-R
@S.E.C-R 5 ай бұрын
Oh Stephen, you always crack me up!
@eileeng5076
@eileeng5076 5 ай бұрын
Wow, Trump doesn’t make the connection that if he behaved more honorably he would be treated better.
@JPBrooksLive
@JPBrooksLive 5 ай бұрын
Watching these bozos lose their minds over Taylor Swift is a hilarious own goal.
@GaryArmstrongmacgh
@GaryArmstrongmacgh 5 ай бұрын
I hope E. Jean Carroll buys Trump Tower and renames it Casa de la Pais!
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 5 ай бұрын
E. Jean could build a big, beautiful wall around Mar-a-Lago. Many people are asking if Biden has Seal Team 6 on a submersible off Florida waiting for the Supreme Court to rule on Presidential immunity.
@regalpanda4224
@regalpanda4224 5 ай бұрын
I forgot the superbowl was even close that goes to show you how little i care about sports lol
@musicfromtheforest
@musicfromtheforest 5 ай бұрын
I just realized that he probably made up the first "6" items as well since he probably couldn't remember them. I'm pretty sure he only said 5 things then: "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV", some pretty obvious choices of items around at that time as well. What was it this time? Chair, Hat, Badge, Necklace... and a "Vote??" All this to show how good he did on that portion of a basic cognitive test. wow.
@user-pn2it5ty4g
@user-pn2it5ty4g 5 ай бұрын
I think it was boat. And he probably got someone to pull the video of the test to remind him before the speech.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 ай бұрын
Taylor Swift has more sense, decency, empathy, morality, awareness, maturity, and humanity in her frigging _microphone,_ than the whole GQP has combined, not to mention trump!
@Tony-723
@Tony-723 5 ай бұрын
Lay off the meth pipe
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 5 ай бұрын
Well then don't mention him.
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 5 ай бұрын
Thats great. I still dont give a rats ass about her or have any idea what her music sounds like and do not want to. Pathetic that were even wasting time on something this damn worthless.
@jujitsujew23
@jujitsujew23 5 ай бұрын
What an incredibly low bar…doesn’t say much about her
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 5 ай бұрын
​@@MrPhotodoc If he wasn't running for president, everyone would gladly never speak of him again.
@jamesgravil9162
@jamesgravil9162 5 ай бұрын
6:00 "I'd like to give the money to something Donald Trump hates." His wife?
@Adurnis
@Adurnis 5 ай бұрын
The human brain is remarkably gifted at collating a bunch of crazy coincidences and then ignoring the MANY MANY more things that are just normal.
@dionysiacosmos
@dionysiacosmos 5 ай бұрын
Just because you can tell the difference between a whale and a giraffe doesn't mean you can remember which one was The Speaker of the House four years ago!
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 5 ай бұрын
Wake up Elon Musk want's to implant FRID Chips in peoples brains? Hello? The mark of the beast, a way to track your every move! Know where your at all times! Like china! Don't do it! "OH look this will help you, but underneath this the tracking issue! A violation of privacy!
@DuckReach432
@DuckReach432 5 ай бұрын
Only Trump could think there is a list of "Presidents who have been treated the worst." What a cry-baby.
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 5 ай бұрын
We could easily treat him worse if he really wants it.
@daviddegeorge2667
@daviddegeorge2667 5 ай бұрын
Umm, I think Lincoln and JFK might agree, and definitely top that list.
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 5 ай бұрын
Trump said he's been treated worse than Lincoln. Trump's still breathing,so,I think not.
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 5 ай бұрын
How the fuck is he anyone's choice?
@Budman_Buds
@Budman_Buds 5 ай бұрын
@@ninjabluefyre3815 👍👍
@Wolverines77
@Wolverines77 5 ай бұрын
That goofy animatronic gopher in the original Caddyshack was 10 times a smoother dancer than The Dump...
@henrydawkins1335
@henrydawkins1335 5 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see Taylor Swift shake it off yes yes yes ❤
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 5 ай бұрын
You could give that orange gumball a childs coloring book and he'd tell ya that was a tough cognitive test.
@morebirdsandroses
@morebirdsandroses 5 ай бұрын
And cognitive tests are not intelligence tests
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 5 ай бұрын
Judging by his Sharpie work on that weather map, T**** would be unable to color the pictures neatly. And he'd never be able to color any clear skies, because he would throw out every shade of blue in the box! Talk about "red skies at night"...
@MERollered
@MERollered 5 ай бұрын
That Eric joke made my husband nearly trip over the dog because he wasn't paying attention because he was laughing so hard, but can't blame him because I was right with him
@nonir670
@nonir670 5 ай бұрын
I couldn't be happier for Taylor Swift. I'm a 48 year old Black woman and I haven't heard most of her newer stuff but I love her and the way she carries herself and the way she treats others. I may not be an active listener, but I'm a Swiftie all the same.
@zoeherriot
@zoeherriot 5 ай бұрын
Biden was talking about a New York Times article that was referring to shrinkflation - products that cost the same but are getting smaller. And the story was called "Why Are Voters So Upset? Consider the Snickers Bar.". Came out this month.
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 5 ай бұрын
Breakfast cereals do the same thing...same price, narrower box with less product in it. It looks just the same on the shelf until you pick it up and realize it fits your hand better than it should.
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 5 ай бұрын
It's been happening for decades. Mars bars in the 80's were the size we now call King Size 😢
@ericwichmann9536
@ericwichmann9536 5 ай бұрын
Most items are up too 4 oz short from what they were 10 years ago. And they are taking it too the bank and screwing us on the way. The new world capitalism. Its still a form of Grifting the paying customers. So dont buy it if you understand its a scam. Make them reverse there bad business practices.
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 5 ай бұрын
Flour and sugar are now four pound bags instead of five. There are dozens of such examples. Weird fact: when I was a kid, candy bars were a nickel, comic books were twelve cents (I am 64). If I had a quarter, I was rich.
@zoeherriot
@zoeherriot 5 ай бұрын
@@retriever19golden55 yeah, even for me we could go to the local “corner shop” and by a bag of mixed lollies (this was Australia) the size of your fist and it cost 50c. And I’m just shy of 50.
@russellhammond371
@russellhammond371 5 ай бұрын
Always nice to see Trump knocked down 83 Million notches.
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 5 ай бұрын
I, for one am not tired of winning. 😃
@russellhammond371
@russellhammond371 5 ай бұрын
@@glenncordova4027 "The BEST is YET to COME" 😉
@JS-jy4pf
@JS-jy4pf 5 ай бұрын
Baaaaaa! Ok sheep , keep echoing lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ChappellX
@ChappellX 5 ай бұрын
He'll be knocked down 300-400 million more notches when the NY Civil trial is over 😅
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 5 ай бұрын
I for one would rather see him lose 83 million votes this September. Vote Blue 2024!
@LeviBulger
@LeviBulger 5 ай бұрын
"i don't need you conscious, I just need your TV on" 😂😂😂
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 5 ай бұрын
Joe: "I knew Abe Lincoln...and you're no Abe Lincoln." Sorry, Joe, I just had to do the Lloyd Bentsen/Dan Quayle joke about JFK.
@kategallagher3033
@kategallagher3033 5 ай бұрын
Lovely that E Jean said Trump is “nothing”. She’s my new hero.
@JW30000
@JW30000 5 ай бұрын
There is no such thing as nothing wtf
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 5 ай бұрын
She’s a warrior. I love that she wants to give the money to charity. I hope she can find some peace now.
@shirleyfrost9909
@shirleyfrost9909 5 ай бұрын
She also said " he's a Zero"...God bless her
@lynemac2539
@lynemac2539 5 ай бұрын
​@@JW30000 Yes, Spanky qualifies!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 5 ай бұрын
@@shirleyfrost9909 So what did Orange Daddy mean when he used the same numbers to describe women? Bless Newsmax.
@deborahbarnes6741
@deborahbarnes6741 5 ай бұрын
"Rightwing Dingus" is correct.
@jimslancio
@jimslancio 5 ай бұрын
Redundant, too.
@mooseymcflurffycat3018
@mooseymcflurffycat3018 5 ай бұрын
Seriously, what time line do we live in? Lmao I literally can’t. I’m at the point I’m just gonna laugh as the world burns down.
@user-mt1jy2rr4q
@user-mt1jy2rr4q 5 ай бұрын
This video is just amazing! I am in awe of your creativity and professionalism. It was very interesting to learn [here you can insert a specific aspect of the video that impressed you]. Thank you for such great content, keep on impressing us!
@Narindersingh-hq4gi
@Narindersingh-hq4gi 5 ай бұрын
Hahahahah😂😂😂 the part "dad I'll give you 83 million back"... "No i'm good" had me Rollin
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 5 ай бұрын
The fact that the audience started cheering before Stephen announced the amount trump is on the hook for gives me hope. People are actually paying attention.
@dianacryer
@dianacryer 5 ай бұрын
This isn’t the audience that needs to hear it though.
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 5 ай бұрын
​@@dianacryerthat's all right, they need to get out there and vote! Don't worry about the GOP ....they're deep in a Trump trance.
@charleswettish8701
@charleswettish8701 5 ай бұрын
You're right. It must be odd being a right-wing nutjob, there are literally zero late-night hosts that they can enjoy, because all the hosts make fun of them.@@dianacryer
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 5 ай бұрын
I hope E. Jean Carroll donates $1 million to Leticia James's and Fani Willis's campaigns!
@iseeu-fp9po
@iseeu-fp9po 5 ай бұрын
@@dianacryer The audience that needs to hear it won't listen. If none of the things Trump has said and done up until now haven't changed their minds, nothing will. Democratic voters have to turn up big time to avoid another Trump-tastrophe.
@eric2500
@eric2500 5 ай бұрын
With no cash, and with his coporation being undone, AG James will have to take property ....Seven Springs State Park, here we come!
@danmayberry1185
@danmayberry1185 5 ай бұрын
Taylor MUST buy Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago, or whichever property goes on the market to pay for Trump's legal debts.
@dee_805
@dee_805 5 ай бұрын
She should pay prospective buyers not to buy it so he can’t pay his lawyers.
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro 5 ай бұрын
I'm here for the "post-game kiss line"... Thanks, always, Stephen & LSSC Crew!
@punishthecorruption7682
@punishthecorruption7682 5 ай бұрын
1st in line for kisses.😊
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 ай бұрын
It's just good sportsmanship.
@chaseeverett4091
@chaseeverett4091 5 ай бұрын
I never paid attention to Taylor Swift until I learned she's a politically conscious person who is motivating millions of young girls to vote for their rights. I wish other massive stars with such clout would do the same.
@jedwing
@jedwing 5 ай бұрын
She also donated $500,000 to local food banks in every city she played on the tour. One place said, that is more than they get all year from all other sources. That is pretty cool.
@mickmccrory8534
@mickmccrory8534 5 ай бұрын
Thank you. If Hollywood is backing the democrats, why aren't their commercials way better.?
@NWPaul72
@NWPaul72 5 ай бұрын
I think an awful lot of them do. Very few have Taylor's exposure, though. How many times have you heard, "Shut up and ____" about actors, athletes, musicians?
@jungersrules
@jungersrules 5 ай бұрын
💯💯💯 I'm not even a fan, but admire her.
@NuiYabuko
@NuiYabuko 5 ай бұрын
​@@NWPaul72 That's their go-to attack, especially when said person expresses views contrary to their own. Like people aren't citizens of their country anymore once they become famous.
@mickmcloughlin1646
@mickmcloughlin1646 4 ай бұрын
Love Taylor, and the Swifties. They are definitely a force to be reckoned with.
@jaeboogie2786
@jaeboogie2786 5 ай бұрын
That little clip of trump fist dancing and obviously wearing a diaper is just so hilarious 😂
@kellypatterson4412
@kellypatterson4412 5 ай бұрын
It can only mean Taylor has been plotting this superbowl for years! 😉
@LordGadwin
@LordGadwin 5 ай бұрын
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt - Abraham Lincoln
@kotronics_arts
@kotronics_arts 5 ай бұрын
Hey, tRump: Rudy got a $148Million judgement, you only got $83Million. Another thing you came in second place on.
@dianerandall1525
@dianerandall1525 5 ай бұрын
Does he remember how Lincoln ‘s presidency ended
@BornDepressed
@BornDepressed 5 ай бұрын
Coming from the guy voted most likely to support and defend John Wilkes Booth for his "heroic patriotism", I don't think Trump should even mention Lincoln.
@Toad_hall
@Toad_hall 5 ай бұрын
Lol 😅😅😅
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 5 ай бұрын
He compares himself to Lincoln all the time. He’s always saying how much better he is than him. I think he always talks about Lincoln and Obama because those are the only two presidents that he knows. He hates Obama’s guts so that’s why he constantly talks about him. He thinks he beat Obama in 2016. Or as ole Donnie calls him…. Obamna…
@kingranches
@kingranches 5 ай бұрын
I wish these Trumpsters would make up their minds, the last i heard they were proudly calling themselves the "Party of LINCOLN" Until, that is, I pointed out to one of the Trolls bragging about it that that would imply that his ancestors proudly rode into Atlanta with Lincolns troops and helped them burn it to the ground! And then put black folks in all the top government postions so that they could order white folks around during reconstruction... LOL im not quite sure why but suddenly he didnt want to be known as one of lincolns party boys anymore.
@victorerzikoff1203
@victorerzikoff1203 5 ай бұрын
Sorry guys....these Anti Trump propaganda won't work now... as much as we hate Trump, genocidal Biden is worse!
@roberttaylor9563
@roberttaylor9563 5 ай бұрын
Abe never defamed a woman and lost 83 million dollars to her.😂
@lalah9481
@lalah9481 5 ай бұрын
Candy bars are smaller AND they cost more. Greed kills.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 5 ай бұрын
so candy bars are basic food and when people can't afford it they die? Isn't the actual problem that major corportions produce lower quality or quantity products to increase their profit margins? Who is to blame here, the POTUS who has no influence about this, no matter how much the right claims it's somehow his fault or doing (wich would be stupid)?
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 5 ай бұрын
So do candy bars, so the candy companies are just saving us from ourselves.... 🤔
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 5 ай бұрын
0:22 for anyone else wondering Stephen DID say "Chiefs, 49ers, beeeeeaan dip." which is what i had to figure out replaying it 3 times. that's right. Bean dip.
@paulmassey4796
@paulmassey4796 5 ай бұрын
THAT s Alot of MONEY 💰💰💰💰💰 for FINGERPIE!😅
@RespectLoveUnityPeace
@RespectLoveUnityPeace 5 ай бұрын
It’s great he has to pay $83 million, but shouldn’t he just be arrested and put in prison for a severe crime? The American Justice system is a joke.
@inlandempress4587
@inlandempress4587 5 ай бұрын
Right because regular people go to jail daily for way less evidence
@nimuehawk
@nimuehawk 5 ай бұрын
It’s a civil case not criminal so no jail involved
@kingranches
@kingranches 5 ай бұрын
That comes AFTER they strip him of his "BRAND" and with it his power. But this goes a long way into establishing that he is anything but UNTOUCHABLE. hes rapidly descinding from the all time WINNER to the ultimate LOSER. and that could cost him his 30% base who believe that in attaching themselves to him they become winners! If his brand becomes "Terminal LOSER" they will be gone in one night. If I were the lincoln party, I'd have adds out there showing two macho trumpster types one of which is saying " I really thought Trump was a winner. Sure, I worried a little when he let a Porn Star take him for 130,000 bucks, but it was letting the second woman beat him for 85Million that really woke me up! What kind of man lets every woman he meets on the streets take him for millions? Where I come from men who let every woman they meet take them for all their money are called SUCKERs. And have you really thought about the way his WIFE treats him? After getting her US citizenship and all those millions he gave her? Even his own daughter who made MILLIONS off his presidency, couldn't get far enough away from him the second he lost the election. What is it with that guy and his losing streak with women anyway.... You'd think he was some kind of PERVE or something.... AD ends with the second guy looking like he's seeing the first guys point for the first time....
@TheFinalChapters
@TheFinalChapters 5 ай бұрын
This is just the defamation case. The criminal trials are coming.
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 5 ай бұрын
It's all about money. Always is 😢
@JDReynolds2005
@JDReynolds2005 5 ай бұрын
Imagine the shit-show the Republicans would make if she appeared during the halftime show! 😂😂😂😂😂
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 5 ай бұрын
I'm not a fan, but that would be pretty epic.
@dianacryer
@dianacryer 5 ай бұрын
Epic indeed.
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 5 ай бұрын
Taylor Swift, or E. Jean Carroll?
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 5 ай бұрын
@@wallacerose8663 Who would annoy Trump more, and who had made it her goal to do just that... Now that's something I'd love to see!
@martinedwards2004
@martinedwards2004 5 ай бұрын
@@wallacerose8663Have them both. I think they can afford the ticket. 😂
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 5 ай бұрын
Those Candybar companies that place their products by the check out belt have got to be high if they think people are going to pay those prices! 😠
@omani15
@omani15 5 ай бұрын
And yet...they do.
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 5 ай бұрын
@@omani15 ... and that's why this kind of rip-off works.
@DavidOakesMusic
@DavidOakesMusic 5 ай бұрын
The ---> button is exclusively for when the crowd cheers or applauds or whoops for a bit too long.
@WalterPetrovic
@WalterPetrovic 5 ай бұрын
This past Friday Trump's Defamation trial was more like a Defication Trial. I am sure he shit himself when he got the verdict.
@marjoriejohnson6535
@marjoriejohnson6535 5 ай бұрын
So that's why he left the courtroom.......lol
@LizzyStardust
@LizzyStardust 5 ай бұрын
That’s OK because he’s always got diapers on.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 5 ай бұрын
When doesn’t he? Diaper don!
@loisrichard1099
@loisrichard1099 5 ай бұрын
@pyriph
@pyriph 5 ай бұрын
There's another wall covered in ketchup someplace as a result.
@cherylmarcuri5506
@cherylmarcuri5506 5 ай бұрын
Omg, does nobody know that when she does her show it will still be the day before here?? Someone needs to give them a remedial class in the International Dateline. Damn.
@solarguy1702
@solarguy1702 5 ай бұрын
That's how I got two birthdays. One in Tokyo and then in Oregon.
@anoniemuss824
@anoniemuss824 5 ай бұрын
Food prices have been skyrocketing where I live for the past year or so and I have doubts that they’ll ever come down. Meanwhile food corporations are making record profits. Greedflation indeed.
@user-xi7gz6sz4w
@user-xi7gz6sz4w 5 ай бұрын
Candy bars have been shrinking for years. It's laughable.
@blipmachine
@blipmachine 5 ай бұрын
As a Taylor Swift fan and a theoretical mathematician, I can confirm that 2 +11 = 13
@cc8530
@cc8530 4 ай бұрын
Only in theory
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 5 ай бұрын
Trump couldn't remember the items from his first dementia evaluation while in office; at the time in that TV interview, he just described the things he saw: the person sitting in front of him, the woman and man off camera, the camera and the TV monitor.
@surewhatever8843
@surewhatever8843 5 ай бұрын
...and it was four things. Now it’s six (or five)?
@A0A4ful
@A0A4ful 5 ай бұрын
Now, it all makes sense.
@karenneill9109
@karenneill9109 5 ай бұрын
@@surewhatever8843I used to administer that test. I can’t recall the items, but there are four. I haven’t seen the test since 1997. He can’t remember from THIS YEAR!?! 😂
@karenneill9109
@karenneill9109 5 ай бұрын
And he did the same thing… table, hat, necklace, badge, vote. Although the last one is disappearing fast, god willing.
@archermadsen7744
@archermadsen7744 5 ай бұрын
God dam I remember over nearly four years ago when Steven was talking about that, time flies.
@BoodlooderJeet
@BoodlooderJeet 5 ай бұрын
"Come one Snack!" That got me good.
@burnyizland
@burnyizland 5 ай бұрын
"Let them eat furniture," is a new one.
@user-po4uf8qe3f
@user-po4uf8qe3f 5 ай бұрын
Vote blue 2024. Getting tired of all the crazy right wing conspiracies
@BettyBlack99
@BettyBlack99 5 ай бұрын
Look at California! Vote red! Or just go live in Mexico. It’s like the same thing, only they have more rights & less taxes
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 5 ай бұрын
Getting??
@eimisavageofficial9196
@eimisavageofficial9196 5 ай бұрын
For what A president can't do a simple.job in southern border Am I stupid to vote him fjb
@DaleHartley
@DaleHartley 5 ай бұрын
@@eimisavageofficial9196 Sorry bud. WhO are you talking about? Since Joe has deported MORE then trump, AND Biden has Deported a higher % of those crossing as well thn trump did.... SO WHO sucked at doing the southern border? Knock knock...reality calling, it says if you cover your entire head in tin foil you can ignore it after about 5 minutes.
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 5 ай бұрын
Blue in the US, of course. In the UK, vote red! (Or gold or yellow, if so inclined, whatever, anything but blue!) In the UK, the Conservatives are blue, and Labour is red. (It's a proper noun, so I spell it their way.)
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