Team Fortress 2: The Tiny Desk Update

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Team Fortress 2 gets a new update! It's the take of a fictional corporation about how an update for TF2 might look like! Completely safe and without any problems! The localisation files are updated!
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Music (In Order):
- Earthbound ~ Heartless Hotel
- Earthbound ~ Enjoy your Stay
- Mighty Switch Force! OST - Love You Love You Love
- Quest of the Manwh*re ~ Greasy Tales
- Starship Troopers Terran Command OST - Main Theme
- Undertale ~ Megalovania
- Deep Rock Galactic ~ Dance of the Dreadnought
- Ducktales NES ~ Moon Theme
- Red Alert 3 ~ Soviet March
- Mick Gordon ~ The only thing they fear is you
- Medic Madness (Remix) ~ Delak
- Baki ~ Crazy Spec
- Fallout 3 ~ Tranqulity Lane
- Speed Racer - Skorosti
- Dark Souls ~ Gravelord Nito
- Elden Ring ~ Caelid
- Subnautica ~ Abandon Ship
#teamfortress2 #animation #stopmotion

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@slightlyistorical1776 Жыл бұрын

The concept of Soldier being given the power to fly but he can't actually control it and just ascends into space randomly all while desperately kicking to get back down is way too hilarious in its own right

@user-yr9ql6rj3t Жыл бұрын

In fact, the Soldier is now even more dangerous than you might imagine. A flying orbital rocket launcher that continuously yells at all frequencies. And he can't be knocked down. Sounds like something that should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

@sqentontheslime1967 Жыл бұрын

@@user-yr9ql6rj3tevery minute the Soldier rocket takes longer to come down as he gets further and further from earth’s atmosphere

@UncIe-Ben Жыл бұрын

It's called rocket jumping with the beggars bazooka.

@oktober8398 Жыл бұрын

@@UncIe-Ben he actually hasnt been given the ability to fly he just got an infinitley reloading beggars bazooka strapped to him

@soldier257 4 ай бұрын

@@user-yr9ql6rj3tdamn that’s funny

@Berd Жыл бұрын

thanks tiny desk people

@kaamilgamerYT Жыл бұрын

Epic bird

@alexkitta3619 Жыл бұрын

YOOOO BERD

@DragonaxFilms Жыл бұрын

Hey You're that guy

@Peter_Turbo4 Жыл бұрын

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

@InFosver Жыл бұрын

Hellow

@reecewilson223 Жыл бұрын

I like how red engi ascends using his godly powers while blue just let's the intrusive thoughts win.

@tamsuemomwife Жыл бұрын

Different people, different goals

@Megasergio92 Жыл бұрын

3:10 Watch closely, you're about to witness a Demo Moment

@flipperion Жыл бұрын

And the birth of a new scrumpy

@ballsinspector42069 Жыл бұрын

WATCH WEA' YE WALKIN', LASSIE!

@zagoat9384 11 ай бұрын

𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒?

@ballsinspector42069 10 ай бұрын

@@zagoat9384 *(MULTIPLE SHOTS)* AYE WAIT LAD WAIT! THIS IS STUPID!

@The1CactusGhost 10 ай бұрын

@@ballsinspector42069Aie you right laddie

@coldchillywilly9901 Жыл бұрын

I’m never gonna get sick of Lalve’s humor lmao

@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205 Жыл бұрын

Hes the only reason I get out of bed

@JetInAJar Жыл бұрын

I had to go on sick leave because of his humor.

@mishael1339 Жыл бұрын

Watching a Lalve video is like having your mental sickness sucked out and given corporeal form. I always feel better after one.

@Robertward111 Жыл бұрын

He would've made Kitty0706 proud.

@CyrusShameli Жыл бұрын

Same here

@SrPelo Жыл бұрын

3:24 I can't believe Demo just squashed a tiny desk engi with his big dumpy cheeks

@eduardvivestarda5912 Жыл бұрын

you got a nice eye pelo

@yosefyonin6824 Жыл бұрын

mios senior!

@qwedeh100 Жыл бұрын

Fat cheeks senior pelo

@chiniasberb9470 Жыл бұрын

a true travesty

@optixxxx5672 Жыл бұрын

You got some magnificient scream

@rikielanasui742 5 ай бұрын

2:20 When you're tired of getting headshotted and backstabbed 24/7 so you make both classes suffer.

@ulric8445 Жыл бұрын

3:58 this scene of heavy is perfect

@lanceslyd4865 11 ай бұрын

Can everyone tell me where did the red heavy got those voicelines

@lanceslyd4865 11 ай бұрын

It goes like this: I'm sorry commander but nothing will stand in my way, especially not a fool like you

@ulric8445 11 ай бұрын

@@lanceslyd4865 command and conquer red alert, i forgot which one but it was one of those

@TerminatorGundam300 10 ай бұрын

@@ulric8445the 3rd one

@Crimson_Sun2486 10 ай бұрын

@@lanceslyd4865 Hm. *I S* *N I C E*

@thelastmlg2699 Жыл бұрын

"We locked the spy into endless suffering" Yeah this is an official update alright

@Averydude1 Жыл бұрын

*screams in french pain from the inside*

@actung4044 Жыл бұрын

He’s suffering from the punishment that the medic damned everyone to

@Sonichero151 Жыл бұрын

And yet Swipez will STILL make everyone suffer more

@patrik9328 10 ай бұрын

*French screams of agony with child-support*

@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel 9 ай бұрын

As an Engineer main, good riddance

@LegoAnimations6370 Жыл бұрын

Scout gets turned into a log, Spy is suffering in a chair, Sniper is financially unstable class and Heavy gets the most love. Yes, this is the update we need

@rafakisaa1869 Жыл бұрын

Yesh

@patrik9328 6 ай бұрын

Execpt Heavy got nothing but a damn banana....

@Murlo889 Ай бұрын

And tank

@paperhat_boi Жыл бұрын

3:08 You're about to see a "Demo Moment", when an otherwise totally reasonable self-described black Scottish cyclops acts in a self-destructive manner, i.e. like a Demoman.

@carribob1992 Жыл бұрын

2:17 Sniper's weapon is actually the majority of his brain. Take it away and he simply t-poses whilst saying "Apples".

@LewdaCRITS Ай бұрын

MLP reference

@LawnZ0mbie Жыл бұрын

I just realized that the blu “scout” was the one who capped the cart. Good on him for playing the objective.

@strelitziathekeyblader1657 8 ай бұрын

Blu Log, Scout got Fired cause Lalve Hates him

@Delak_Antoine Жыл бұрын

reel demo moment right there

@moronichybrid Жыл бұрын

2:49 I always thought of this bit, like since the Sniper Rifle is locked behind a paywall, those who do manage to buy it are kicked off the match, making them have to rebuy said rifle once they rejoin.

@Sonichero151 6 ай бұрын

I firmly believe this would compell tf2 players to commit rampant identity theft and steal credit cards off the deep web

@VELTG4 Жыл бұрын

In case yall don't know at 4:10 when we see blu pyro and blu engi, pyro gets turned into bacon which is also why blu heavy was so terrified.

@PrinceLeader 4 ай бұрын

Bro, I thought that orange thing on the floor was the spilled slushie, and the Pyro just disappeared for the bit. First time I watched this video was right after watching the Team Neighborhood animation where it was super hot, and the Engineer dives into a puddle of orange ice cream. I thought it was a similar joke until now!

@rikielanasui742 Жыл бұрын

3:02 Pyro: Can't get flamethrower through. *Suffers mentally*

@pyrogaming175 Жыл бұрын

that's his flamethrower, not a tank

@ballsinspector42069 Жыл бұрын

(MUMBLED SUFFERING)

@jw_gojifan19 Жыл бұрын

“The Demoman is perfect in every way” Truer words were never spoken. I need to play when this update drops.

@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel Жыл бұрын

As an Engie main, this update is truly *the Engie update of all time.*

@Averydude1 Жыл бұрын

As a demo main, I agree that demoman is perfect at everything. If he was not, Dr lalve wouldn't make "meet the class but it's demoman".

@Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

That was downright awful, and my favorite part was absolutely scout being replaced by a wood plank to have more game impact. Nice work! 👍

@poochie5543 Жыл бұрын

No doubt there is a community server that includes this upcoming update. It would make a fine KZfaq video:)

@monke287 Жыл бұрын

What a beautiful day to have eyes

@nezaniatoimya Жыл бұрын

Just like your server

@opusmagnus26 Жыл бұрын

@@poochie5543 I imagine it being altered in several ways like the Scout being literally completely useless and brittle in place of replacing him with a wood plank while the Sniper's rifles/rifle (default or all of them) would be nerfed to uselessness while the Pyro's flamethrowers have range out the ass among other things to try and represent the Tiny Desk Update as closely as the game itself will allow.

@Victor-056 11 ай бұрын

@@opusmagnus26 "Range out the ass", you forgot the Pyro will have no movement speed in this case so it will be one hundred percent accurate to the idea.

@Mr.Galaxia Жыл бұрын

3:10 this scene is too perfect ☠️

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, Medic deserves a vacation more than anyone else.

@sergeantarchdornan3013 Жыл бұрын

I still wonder what makes you think of these insane chaotic yet hilarious scenes and characters like it’s second nature to you, you never cease to impress fellow doctor

@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 Жыл бұрын

I suspect alcohol. And if not that, some more... severe substances.

@terrypennington2519 Жыл бұрын

*Meth*

@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 Жыл бұрын

Probably both at once plus some

@Diamondbackwastaken Жыл бұрын

STBlackST grade Cocaine.

@OwnZar Жыл бұрын

Vest hat Tiny Desk Corporation works alongside the Enclave to supply tiny desk engineers for every desktop in Raven Rock! It all makes sense now.

@NuggetInc Жыл бұрын

3:05 There are no words that can describe how much I love this segment

@talkingsillies Жыл бұрын

4:42 has gotta be my favorite part solely because of how it somehow surpasses the random insanity already established by taking it a step further and adding a robot death God

@mefler1 11 ай бұрын

What is that robot called?

@Crimson_Sun2486 10 ай бұрын

@@mefler1 it's a Reaper ship from Mass Effect

@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel 9 ай бұрын

Added Ms. Pauling and the Administrator as playable classes.

@Xaero188 Жыл бұрын

Over the years Lalve has truly surpassed any sentient being in the art of *S O L D I E R.* No other artist can capture this sheer concentration of untamable screaming wheezing chaos with such finesse.

@Ianrandom Жыл бұрын

3:09 top 10 best Baki fights

@Kikai155 Жыл бұрын

2:05 Engineer is already a God. He literally destroy everything.

@jakodrdoole8204 Жыл бұрын

2:56 just wanted to save this part

@Martin-pp1ww Ай бұрын

2:55

@dr.cherrydonutman7193 Жыл бұрын

04:25 Love how at this point forward, it's just pure chaos.

@Pudding404 Жыл бұрын

I see Dr. Lalve has already gotten to work on "Valve's new tf2 update." Is nice.

@jirkavoj-2000 Жыл бұрын

0:45 That Terminator 2 Reference was perfect, Anyway the match after the Major Update looked like every casual one but more fun,. Love it,

@hrpang Жыл бұрын

Heavy doing a 3 point turn with a tank is actually impressive.

@justasimplegamer129 Жыл бұрын

1:49 imagine the joy to all demo mains when they hear RAPID FIRE STICKIES

@FractalNinja Жыл бұрын

Heavy: is nice gun, how much it cost per second to fire?

@WS-gj8ng Жыл бұрын

1.2 million dollars to fire the weapon for six seconds.

@Averydude1 Жыл бұрын

as a demomain, demo Vs demo situations look exactly like this, rapid fire or not.

@PelemusMcSoy Жыл бұрын

You know that someone will be insane enough to actually make a server with these new changes. When they do, I want to watch it all unfold.

@Anonymous-bk9xy 7 ай бұрын

"I want it ℕ𝕆𝕎! *punches tv*"

@patrik9328 Жыл бұрын

"The robots!?" *Loud laugh* "I dont know what you mean.."

@damsen978 Жыл бұрын

You never miss to make me laugh. The demo duel bit was 10/10. Wish they put more glasses on themselves with every sentences they spoke, it would make it extra crazy.

@bluecamo9000 Жыл бұрын

Heavies face got me on the ground 4:23

@moronichybrid Жыл бұрын

Engie is literally eating a baconized Pyro, why shouldn't he be horrified?

@bluecamo9000 Жыл бұрын

True

@Mr.Galaxia Жыл бұрын

3:25 this scene makes me want to play the new update!😊

@ignitionfrn2223 Жыл бұрын

0:00 - Introduction 0:25 - Map updates 0:55 - Crate updates 1:10 - Mann vs Machine updates 1:20 - Class updates 1:25 - Scout 1:30 - Soldier 1:40 - Pyro 1:45 - Demoman 1:55 - Heavy 2:05 - Engineer 2:10 - Medic 2:15 - Sniper 2:25 - Spy 2:35 - HAVE FUN !!! 5:00 - Conclusion

@elrohirciryatan38 Жыл бұрын

FLOWER 😳

@ignitionfrn2223 Жыл бұрын

@@elrohirciryatan38 Tiny Desk Floristry ?

@Anonymous-ty8rg Жыл бұрын

What's the name of this song at the end. Cannot find which one in the description.

@nicktate7839 Жыл бұрын

1:58 That “YES” is so god damn powerful

@demonmaster666 Жыл бұрын

Heavy staring into your soul

@jldragon7855 Жыл бұрын

1:30 that rlly got me for some reason ive never heard anyone use the "mrm" from that heavy scream like that

@SG-fm9wd Жыл бұрын

I love quote modding

@superbigtime Жыл бұрын

2:30 - I see you with that kitty0706 Team Fabulous 2 intro tribute, Lalve. You're a good man.

@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches 6 ай бұрын

4:49 Engineer going through the gates of the silver key, approaching the final gate, as expected.

@jamesverner9132 Жыл бұрын

Is it just me of is pyro suddenly panicking with a high pitch mumble way funny then it needs to be 1:40

@TheBunnyManChannel Жыл бұрын

The 2 demo chad scene is absolutly legendary! 💪🏾

@edgarvega5859 Жыл бұрын

Funny boondocks reference

@offlineable Жыл бұрын

It made me smile so much my face hurt

@Averydude1 Жыл бұрын

As a demo main, I confirm that this is how demo Vs demo situations usually happen.

@sinceregreen1322 Жыл бұрын

I like how soldier just gets 1 thrown at him 0:24

@thegamerFOX45 Жыл бұрын

i know tiny desk corp is like doing crazy stuff, but i never expected something like this to the engineer 4:10

@apollo_gen Жыл бұрын

Okay so this is officially the best thing I've ever seen. Edit: Nevermind. The Engineer part at 4:12 is officially the best thing I've ever seen. This video is in second place.

@blockstacker5614 Жыл бұрын

The power of a god, beautiful.

@user-hs9rd9ym4n Жыл бұрын

Engineer fucking liquefied pyro

@JustinRuta Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@corpsetruck Жыл бұрын

@@blockstacker5614 now satan fears him

@m4albino201 Жыл бұрын

@@user-hs9rd9ym4n he baconized pyro

@kaisertrinityt.m.i.s1607 Жыл бұрын

3:38 In honour of Kitty0706, go Team Fabulous 2

@MarkStillPlays Жыл бұрын

3:30 war thunder gameplay:

@sgutsman Жыл бұрын

0:54 so basically season passes

@sonofjack6286 Жыл бұрын

4:53 BLU TEAM WON WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!! *HOW BAD IS THE RED TEAM AT THIS GAME!!*

@mikkobryanmalinao9440 Жыл бұрын

AT LEAST THAY LIKE SCOUT

@demonmaster666 Жыл бұрын

HELP I JUST NOW NOTICED IT

@nemezisprime2114 Жыл бұрын

4:31 THIS IS THE GREATEST BATTLE IN TF2!!!! IT MUST BE UPDATED!!

@blacktopthegam3rz364 Жыл бұрын

Apples

@CoalEater_Elli Жыл бұрын

@@blacktopthegam3rz364apples

@blacktopthegam3rz364 Жыл бұрын

@@CoalEater_Elli *explode*

@ViktuzKiel 9 ай бұрын

Blu sniper stares

@fs-ks7fm Жыл бұрын

That engineer scene truly terrified me. It's beautiful.

@Valsentials 10 ай бұрын

3:20 Most civilized Demoman discussion

@chebxiur Жыл бұрын

This was beautifully unhinged Doctor, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at the end of the video, please for the love of god never stop making these deranged videos

@funnyguy4217 Жыл бұрын

0:00 autobalance be like:

@megabirb8443 Жыл бұрын

This feels like I'm watching a final descent into madness.

@CastleHearth Жыл бұрын

"We upgraded the Scout-" "Noooooo!!" My same reaction.

@TimothyMark7 Жыл бұрын

0:19 engineer mains when 2fort intel room exists

@EMan-1920 Жыл бұрын

1:08, Deep Rock OST spotted!

@supersonicbros23 Жыл бұрын

I like how Engineer didn't use his god power for anything to help in the match but instead just used it to turn pyro into a slab of bacon.

@dfh_animations Жыл бұрын

The update we never wanted, never asked for, but absolutely needed.

@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын

Dr. Lalve casually returned after 3 months with yet another philosophical TF2 video making us think about the beauty of life itself

@unknownlogicman9399 Жыл бұрын

When they replaced Scout with a log of wood, that is when I truly saw the beauty of this world.🥲

@TheSlayah123 Жыл бұрын

Everywhere i go i see his face.

@-ReynardFox Жыл бұрын

You never post a good comment, they're always so lame but you just get there first.

@alejoyugar Жыл бұрын

2:41 everyone when this video came out

@ChargBoomInfec Жыл бұрын

I love how you represented every TF2 player reaction with the soldier. (0:00)

@gic186 Жыл бұрын

The voice of the Oblivion guards on Soldier fits sooo good

@MediaDroid960 Жыл бұрын

2:36 if this is a team fabulous 2 reference, my respect for you has multiplied ten fold

@sumguyiguess7697 Жыл бұрын

I noticed that as well

@Pikachu790 Жыл бұрын

It certainly has those vibes, I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

@WS-gj8ng Жыл бұрын

Wow. I didn't think about that video in a while...

@Yeti-wh7wt Жыл бұрын

4:11 Did that engineer just turn that pyro into bacon?

@abulletant1147 Жыл бұрын

Yes. God powers now

@kurwasaurio Жыл бұрын

4:38 The engineer infiltrated the Brotherhood of Steel base, in the wasteland capital, and while he was repairing Libery Prime after the fight against the Enclave at the water purifier, posing as a scribe, he stole the plans, thanks to the administrator, I managed to rebuild it in time for this video 4:42 Its that the spaceship from Serious Sam 3?

@Hot_dog_man9 10 ай бұрын

Those are the Reapers from Mass Effect

@BiodegradableYTP Жыл бұрын

You can always count on Tiny Desk Corp to have the TF2 community's interests at heart.

@mattwo7 Жыл бұрын

3:47 Advanced/Famicom Wars

@khromyakvsevolod3664 Жыл бұрын

1:10 choosing to put "the dance of dreadnoughts" here is very, very cultured of you, Dr.Lalve!

@JackRotunda Жыл бұрын

Rock and stone to the bone

@narratornarrates Жыл бұрын

@@JackRotunda rock and stone!

@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 Жыл бұрын

I will contribute my part 🍄

@IronCrown Жыл бұрын

Damn, good ears you got there, miner. Rock and Stone!

@khromyakvsevolod3664 Жыл бұрын

@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 WE'RE RICH!

@AverageGibusFan Жыл бұрын

turn on the subtitles on 2:59 and you'll see "oh"

@Jeffzilla07PH 11 ай бұрын

2 months later, we have: "The Seal Update". Also "The Saxton Hale Guide" when?

@subnormality5854 Жыл бұрын

I've said it before and I'll say it again: No matter how bad I feel, a Lalve video always, somehow, cheers me up

@Okmeis Жыл бұрын

0:37 Nature is beautiful

@alejoyugar Жыл бұрын

spy main- 0:11

@Tibor0803 Жыл бұрын

0:02 That's what Valve is. They all bark but no bite.

@Beessokoo1coo1 10 ай бұрын

1:00 the key is using solder for he is the key to open the key. Makes perfect sense to me.

@greninji3593 10 ай бұрын

Kingdom Hearts moment

@mr.zman8 Жыл бұрын

i can tell the skeleton really put a lot of work into this fine update

@rikielanasui742 Жыл бұрын

4:48 Appl- ded

@quexao42 Жыл бұрын

2:24 gunslingerpro2009

@BLACKout_TF2 Жыл бұрын

the amount of unhinged chaos is just amazingly beautiful! this video is a masterpiece!

@TheSm1327 Жыл бұрын

Genuinely the most impressive part of this video was the 3 point turn that heavy did in that tank

@goldenenginnerxd2851 Жыл бұрын

Showing the Mayor update made me an smile 1:21

@user-ly2ds8sf4n Жыл бұрын

4:18 what grimace shake does to a mf

@Rambit Жыл бұрын

4:15 written and directed by Eltorro64Rus

@trojanhorseLmao Жыл бұрын

2:38 basic TF2 server

@AleixOve Жыл бұрын

Bro, i'm in tears for real. I was really bored, but i was punished by this materpiece and i'm dying omg. Good job man, thank you very much.

@sheep7255 Жыл бұрын

This is a literal fever dream, absolutely love it

@CarrotStixBro Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard at a Team fortress video in a long time. Thank you.

@arandomusername6230 Жыл бұрын

"we replaced scout with a log of wood" finally, this is the type of balance changes we deserve

@MisterPrawn Жыл бұрын

Now Tiny Desk Corporation needs to open up a theme park. Call it: Tiny Desk Land

@CollinFTW820 Жыл бұрын

Its Disneyland but its Tiny Desk (He need to remind that for the next video soon!)

@rail5575 Жыл бұрын

the fucking tank making a 3 point turn around was so funny, its little things like that that make these videos

@your_average_nerd6861 Жыл бұрын

Seems like a perfectly normal TF2 match.

@kriegertechpriest7011 Жыл бұрын

4:23 SOMEONE CALL THE FRRRR-ACKING _INQUISITION !_

@ming1408 Жыл бұрын

0:47 Terminator 2 reference lol

@skeleton.bro31 11 ай бұрын

3:46 the wars of the russians.

@hectorplay8199 Жыл бұрын

I've got the feeling that Lalve has some short of trauma with Engineers. The vicious and mounstrous way he usually depicts them can't just be for simple fun.