I have two moods when I’m dancing: One drink: Lauren Any more than that: Brian

Joe looks like he was born to perform like a fricken rockstar in front of all these screaming fangirls

Lauren looks like she's having the time of her life while Brian looks like he's about to kick ass

props to joe for dancing so entusiastically while wearing jeans

The way his jacket is half unzipped and there's no shirt, the way he works his eyebrows throughout the song, and the moves he's got, hot damn, Joe! I'll be your lover!

watching this 3 times: one for lauren one for brian and one for joe walker

Lauren dances like a sunflower and Brian dances like he's about to commit a crime XD

no one can tell me that joe doesn’t have STRONG freddie mercury vibes throughout this whole song

The duality oF bisexuals demands that I’m attracted to everyone performing

Lauren Dylan Brian and joe should form a boy band

I love Brian's sass levels through the whole thing

Lauren is adorable Joe looks like a member of a 90’s boyband And Brian looks like he’s about to punch someone

is NOONE GONNA MENTION DYLAN TOTALLY IGNORING BROLDEN'S HIGH FIVE I CANT XD 2:11

He would be the one guy in the boy band who everyone thinks is the gay one, but he's not XD

Brian was so into it that he somehow managed to drag my attention away from Lauren

Lupin may not be able to sing bust damn can he bust a move.

but who should I watch while they're dancing, lauren, brian, and joe are all so attractive! argh sexuality is confusing

Joe turns around - audience SCREECHES 😂😂

Brian goes in for a high five at 2:13, and is COMPLETELY rejected 😂😂

lauren is my favourite female starkid, and joe is my favourite male. period.

Brian waS HAVING THE GOD DAMN TIME OF HIS LIFE

Confession: I spent this whole video watching Lauren

As if he had to make this sexier, his shirt was partially unbuttoned.

You know when you keep coming back to these videos to watch Brian and lauren, but mostly Brian cause look at him, dancing that you know the dance

This song is literally umbridge complaining about dumbledore not returning her texts in a harry potter parody musical

Loving Joe W as Umbridge is quintessential bisexual culture

He isn’t just Joe Walker. He’s goddamn Joe Dancer.

out of the umbridge costume he’s giving gob arrested development. i can’t explain it

I think it's pretty ironic they chose Lauren and Brian as backdancers because.. Draco (Lauren): was never Hermione's lover. Lupin (Brian): was never James bestfriend. It speaks volumes to the lyrics: ~You were never my friend You were never, you were never my lover.~

Brian is KILLING it with the dancing 🕺

Brian’s really got those moves tho. He’s so into it

I MISS JOE SO MUCH IM GONNA CRY

I swear to God I'm gonna learn this choreography if it's the last thing I do

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING JOE AND BRIAN ARE GOING SO HARD I LOVE IT HAHAHA

Joe: •sings for .001 milliseconds• Fan girls: *AHHHHHHHH*

Joe has the performance energy of Freddy Mercury mixed with the moves of Michael Jackson, like an 80s rockstar. Not to mention his stamina and breath control to be able to sing and dance so hard. And to top all that, he is one heck of an actor. Love this!

Anybody else see Dylan miss Brian's high five at 2:11?? I can't stop laughing

Lauren is so freaking hot

This is the original show stopping number, nobody can tell me otherwise

fuckin love joe, and this whole performance with lauren, brian, dylan and meredith is just everything

One of the best comedic songs from starkid 😭🤣

the guy who plays dumbledore is fiiiiiine

02:10 those movements😭😭😭 look at his legs, god really blessed on them, especially 02:26 I am absolutely screaming for that kick

brian's dancing is underated

Honestly, the music and choreographies from AVPS are the best they've ever done.

YOU WERE NEVER MY YOU WERE NEVER MY LOVER

this video is the main reason why i am a joe walker simp

Everything here is perfect.

Brian Holden can do no wrong. That is all.

dddaaaaaammmmnnn!!! hes just a god!! he and lauren are my fave starkids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m adding this video to my long list of reasons why Brian Holden is underrated

I can't be the only person who spent an afternoon learning this dance break.

Remember that time? When you wouldn't talk to me? No, you wouldn't talk to me Yesterday We were gettin' along We had that little dancey thing Well here's a song I sing My way It was gonna be fine But you didn't wanna be Be the man who'd be with me No way But now you saying it's time Why you gotta be like that? I don't like the way you act Around me So baby come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go And say I'm the one D-d-do you think I'm dumb? I'm sorry, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know But this is the end You were never my friend You were never my- You were never my lover! You remember that night? When I saw you tremblin'? I remembered, I don't care 'Bout you You remember the way You thought you were at the top Well I think we're better off Without you And I got your number And I don't mean on my phone Would've already just thrown it out If I'd known about The way you bitch and moan Remember that way? How you were way outta line? Well now you're way outta time So tell me what you want on your tombstone! Come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go And say I'm the one S-s-sorry, we are done! 'Scuse me, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know, But this is the end You were never my friend You were never my- You were never my lover! Too bad you a loser Too bad you waste my time Good thing that I'm around To keep your ass in line! You were never my- You were never my lover!

i hate the fact that i’m in love with everyone on that stage.

My dream is to be a backup dancer to this song

everybody going batshit crazy when they realize what song it is was such a big mood holy

Brian Holdenen! (Potion masters corner fans???)

On September 1st 2020 I only came to listen to Back to Hogwarts to have something fun to begin the term and here I am, at 1 a.m., listening to this treasure and trying to study while literally jumping in my chair and lip-syncing. If this isn't magic, I don't know what is.

Holy shit, Joe is SUCH a good performer!!

best. performance. ever.

I used to have cool theater friends like this. 😞

I know this is Joe Walkers number... But also this performance was totally Brian’s

You go Umbridge!

This. Is . My. Favourite. Video. Of . All. Time .

Went from this being a comedically dark villain song in very potter to being the best rock performance from Joe ever

I honestly would love to see how people would react if they preformed this in the apocalytour

This is actually my favorite thing ever

I got an ad for The Cursed Child before this started

Brian is a rockstar I love him

i watched three times in a row, each time watching either Lauren, Joe, or Brain

im literally so in love with lauren lopez

I wanna dance like Lauren but I can't even dance like Brian.

Why did I have to be 7 when this happened

I am sooooooo jelaous of those who were present there

This is my favorite song from any boy band :)

As a theatre child- if i ever did a show with brian i would have fallen HEAD OVER HEELS for him,,, boys that dance like that just FUCKIN slap

One of the sexiest performances I’ve ever seen to this day

I got actual chills when he turned around

Catch me trying to learn this choreo

My 3 favs dancing in one stage 😍

God he has such a great stage presence

This song is honestly such an underrated bop I love it so much AND I think it even sounds like it could work as a song outside of the avps and like I just love it

I almost wish he wore the pink dress for this.

This choreography gives me life.

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO BE THIS TALENTED A N D HOT IM ACE AND EVEN IM JUST LIKE D A M N

Istg after more then a decade of dance and nearly four years of singing this is exactly what I do when I’m home alone, MAX ALL THE SKILLZ

I was expecting dancing demetors too

Maybe I'll some day learn the choreography, it's so catchy!

i did not know that joe was THIS good at dancing holy shit

Do you remember that t- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:56 Can we just talk about Joe's voice here for a second

*panics in pansexual*

I am going to see this man live in vancouver so frikin excited!!!

This is a video of my last brain cells hard at work

This is actually the best song ever.

Damn Bri get it

Most beautiful man and most beautiful girl ever on one stage. Life hates me

This is how you write a breakup song. Taylor Swift, take notes.

I clicked on this video because i thought brolden was shirtless. I was wrong. 🥺

1 dislike thanks Hermione