Even Kolyat is stopping to look.

Damn alien bird-raptor man. No wonder why shepard can't bloody dance, all the galaxies dancing skills collapsed into this one point, creating a danculiarity. Where the dances surpass us organics. Therefore, harbinger was just looking for the best dance moves. Reaper motives confirmed.

It is a true fact that all three Asari on the dance floor, gazing upon the majesty of the Turian mating dance, accompanied Techno Turian home that night, and he embraced three times more eternity than any turian before him.

All shall bow down to the dancing dextro-amino bird man.

Years pass, and Techno Turian keeps dancing and keeps making our day. Thank you, Tehcno Turian, thank you, bloodgrave47, thank you, Mass Effect.

He almost dances as good as me. Ah, who am I kidding! Damn it! I should go!

Whoever invented that dancing turian was a freakin' genius.

"I'm The Grounds Keeper, and this is my favorite place to dance on the Citadel."

its been like 5 years that i've been playing this game and this shit NEVER gets old. Techno Turian for life.

You know, the fringe on this guy is short. I wonder if that means he's young and on leave.

Dance Judges Shepard raises sign: 10 points Asari judge: 10 Quarian judge: 10 Krogan judge: 3... *Shepard head butts the Krogan* Krogan: 5 and a half points

Anyone else fail the mission cos of this Space Michael Jackson?

God damn that is one sexy turian.

Codex Updated: Techno Turian "You'll never dance as good as this Turian, Shepard. Lmao"

10 years later and back again for what is love with the second greatest Turian in the ME universe.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the KZfaq.

I remember seeing this guy while on the mission and thought "huh, that's kinda cool but I'm too busy with Thane right now" and now I run across this!! The internet is such a wonderful place.

What I find Hilarious is that I recognize the moves as the moves the Male Shep uses when trying to impress Morinth. Of course the Turian makes it look WAY cooler than the Male Shep ever could. lol

Whenever I get to this part of the mission and watch the countdown bar time down, and Shep finally informs Thane, I can't help but imagine Shepard losing track and going "Uhh oh yeah, he's over there"

Pretty sure he and Traynor used to go clubbing together...

and here the citadel groundskeeper said "Turians don't dance!"

Back here again after the Legendary Edition dropped. Waiting for a 4k version :)

I wanna play as Techno Turian! #TechnoTurianForME4

There really should be a mod that replaces the club music in Thane's loyalty mission with _What Is Love_

No matter how many times I watch this it aways makes me smile ❤Techno Turian❤

Grunt, Wrex and another krogan dislike this Shepard, Garrus, and 1097 other turrians likes this

I just realized turians cant duck because their legs have the things on the back.

I would die for techno turian.

this is an extremely important video

I don't care what species you are, I respect any life form that can groove like that.

Who said a Human-shaped battle tank can't dance?! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Still cheers me up. Thank you, and thanks internet.

still love this in 2016!

We all know he's awesome. Hears a cheer to one of the greatest Turians in the game.

Isn't that the Persidium groundskeeper?lol........who would have known turians were so footloose.

those dextro amino acid guys got the moves by the looks of things.....hell garrus should stop calibrating and get down on the dancefloor if this is innate in all turians

No one can resist the music

So THIS is where Shepard got his dance moves for ME3! It all makes sense.

This guy has reach.....AND flexibility.

..and thus going to show Garrus is the ultimate life-form. OWN that dance floor!

He might be a one hit wonder to humans....But Haddaway is a pop-culture icon Turian culture....

I just now realised this guy is in the Thane loyalty mission.

I love the shots where it looks like he's the only one dancing and people around him are just standing lol. Great job on the video :D

Ah, so this is where Renegade Shep learned his moves...I'm totally doing this at a club.

Human with Asari head in the background!

What's sad is...I can only like this once.

can't help but see ayy lmao everywhere

If Shepard's dance improves in the remaster we know who to thank.

This needs to have more views. So many, many, many more views.

His dancing skills are very impressive...

Got an itch to replay SR4, heard this tune and instantly thought of this. Damn, I wish I was him. I mean, I've been, once, when very drunk (on a stage even, that must've been a sight to behold), but I didn't have his moves. Hm... depressing thought of the day: I hope he's not Marauder Shields. Well, If he WAS still on the citadel it's only fitting that he'd be the final boss, but I'd like to think he lived and danced forever.

this thing you just wrote, must be turned into a movie...i congratulate you sir, that was amazing.

most beautiful thing ever

Never gets old

It's Beautiful.

I think the other dislike is that awkwardly dancing human in the background. His shame is too much to bear.

I hope we see more dancing Turians in Mass Effect 4!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that ME2 developers planned on doing this, but It's really AWESOME.

Still love this

Legendary Edition should have been called ReCalibrated.

I took dance lessons from the Turian. It worked!

...He still dances better than I do.

Amazingly awesome.

Incredible!

We need a remastered version of this!

This is a thing of great beauty.

If EA changes their mind about Andromeda DLC A. This will be my reaction B. He better magically be in it.

I love you so much for positing this.....

T-Pain feat Ne-Yo 'Turn all the lights on' Playing that volume up and this video muted, same time = One awesome Turian

playing the legendary addition of mass effect series and yes I bloody nearly failed Thane mission, I kept looking at him!

I watch this almost every day.

To quote Michael Swaim... "Some say he was a King... Some say he was a God... THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT."

The I-Nova should have 20th century night more often.

Oh my god... Gangam Style IS perfect for this lol thanks for pointing that out

And many-a mission was failed.

This muted + NIN - The Hand That Feeds in another window = recipe for my favorite visual experience on the Citadel.

You go girl!

@datSilencer We nerds love an in-joke. There's unused audio in the game files of a Turian (the Groundskeeper I think) saying Turians don't dance. Then someone discovers this, in the same game, going on in the background of a serious scene. Only those who know both pieces will get it, so it creates its own little clique of people who are "in the know" and thus cool. It has nothing to do with your videos' quality or effort, it's just human nature. Keep making videos you're happy with.

I want 10 hours version! =3

I love this. Techno Turian rocks... he is the true super weapon against the Reapers! One day, Harbinger saw the Techno Turian Dancing... and he thought: "He's to cool to eliminate, indoctrinate or controll..." SYSTEM OVERLOAD of all Reapers! This would be an incredibily better ending than the shit with Harry Plothole the spacemagic starchild... There is no way that these to (Techno Turian and the stupic ghostchild who calles himself the catalyst) can exist in the same Universe!

years later and still good

I'm pretty sure Shep couldn't keep her eyes off that Turian.

I'm proud of you, son.

I just don't understand. I've poured insane amounts of effort into my videos, and yet everybody gravitates towards this. I must respectfully ask you: what am I doing wrong?

He's dancing the pain away after a tough break-up with a young Asari archaeologist,scientist and historian he was with for 20 years. When some years had passed, instead of continuing to drinking himself into deeper sorrow and despair at the bar, he decided to dance. Some years later, he would be known by the name Marauder Shields, and his reason for banding up with a notorious terrorist group, The Three Husketeers, was to finally get revenge on Commander Shepard for possessing his love; Liara.

Techno Turian. The Dextro Dancing Pro.

I hate it when garrus say's "Shepard, You got a minute to talk ?". you go to talk to him, it glitches and he say's "Can it wait a minute Shepard. I'm in the middle of some calibration's".

*Watches TT tear up the dance floor* *Watches as swarms of asari bitches surround him* *Takes notes*

Techno Turian is being indoctrinated! *pokemon evolution music here* Congratulations your Techno Turian has indoctrinated into Marauder Shields!

New protagonist of Mass Effect, right here.

3:03 Shepard decides to fail the mission.

Thane's son's last act of defiance...

That is the greatest thing that I have ever read.

and he got his face blown away. My Shep had just one Romance through all 3 Games Liara

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on youtube ^^

I wish this was my screen saver!

You haven't played ME2 until you have failed this mission because "OMG! Look at those moves!!!"

No other being can do a pelvic thrust like a Turian.

Dem turian hips don't lie :D

That is the greatest backstory I have ever heard. MAKE IT CANON, BIOWARE!