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“I’ve won” “You’ve participated.” LMAO JESUS CHRIST

6:51 "I can't even get one kill" "It's okay you're meeting expectations"

Would you imagine Techno as an English teacher, just roasting the children in the middle of class, I would wish to be his student

The numbers for the Mexican-American war bit were 100% accurate, this man has dedication

"They always say history is written by the winners, but I can't help but notice this guy over there, writing."

the “ like the U.S. school system” made me spit my cereal out no joke.

Lol I got an ad at 10:34 and once the ad ended techno said “well that was rude”

You forgot about the time he *1v9 with a pickaxe and won.*

6:10 "I named it Brick for how good it was at swimming." Oh my lord, I'm not surviving this day.

All dislikes are Tommy and his alts

"Ugh, that cough did more damage to me then you did." LMAO.

All of these roasts are genuinely funny, have a bit of kick, but aren't too mean I don't know how Technoblade does it.

"I have no health, I'm in a 1v2" "I'll give myself an 80% chance."

"Just another tesla that caught on fire" I fricking died lmao

Half Slabs: *exist* Technoblade: *Peace was never an option*

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but what I do know is that I love you. thank you for this

I needed this. Not like I’ve been having any psychological issues but like I really needed a specific compilation dedicated to Techno dissing everyone.

At 5:20 when Techno said to do your homework I immediately jumped out of my seat.

My favorite part of this video is how the link to Skeppy's channel doesn't work in the description.

From the bottom of my heart: I thank you for your wonderful editing skills.

2:56 Is my favorite and most relatable Technoblade quote.

5:23 Hey “Matthew do your homework.” I mean, he got it, but no. I’m not gonna do my hw

5:55 is no one gonna talk about the sassy tongue click? That was amazing lmao Edit: didn’t notice people liked this, fucking nerds

"youre going to keep going to try to win. lets just team. i dont got all day" --technoblade

“They say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but notice him over there writing” - Technoblade I’m just gonna leave this here so I can cite it later

These are like all new clips. I think his best roasts were in 2015/2016 when he would just bully admins of any and every server he joined

Technos sense of humor was so unique, I’m really gonna miss him. No one has a energy quite like the blood god.

70% Skeppy 5% Hanna 10% random people in the lobby 15 %others

I love how he kills like three full diamond players in the middle of his bedwars roasts and doesn’t even acknowledge it

"We won" "What's gonna work teeeaaamwork" "Well now I feel like a loser"

"It's 40 degrees which for those of you who hate freedom is 4 degrees celsius" LMAO

7:41 "This has been the first Trump wall joke in the history of wall jokes, maybe ever."

Anyone else here rewatching every favorite moment of this legend? I miss him already, Fly high Technoblade. o7

Don’t forget his capture the wool roast! Early on, after a bunch of other players were completely blind: “See, THAT man has eyes.” Moments later: “I would like to revoke my original statement, that man does not have eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf.”

“This is the second worst thing that happened to this orphans”

I wasn't paying attention, til he said "you too Timothy" then I got super confused

My favorite techno moment is when he killed 19 orphans and a muffin.

"I dont have any health and Im in a 1v2, so I give myself an 80% chance of success"

Technoblade is why I actively condone and support bullying.

I feel like I don’t have the right to grieve, but I’m realizing that that’s just not how grief works.

He has the chops to back up his trash talking, so it works.

An underrated gem. Nice editing!

3:51 the infamous "Second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans" quote.

"Wow he's actually.. sentient.. which is a rare trait among skywars players." The absolute best thing I've heard all week

This was my first video I ever made! Don’t bully me on the editing pls ;-;

"These orphans are getting destroyed" "That sounds really bad out of context" I may be crazy but I don't think that sounds any better with context 😂

2:04 He even makes Spongebob references, I love him that much more now.

I remember when he uploaded that vid with "Matthew do your homework" and "Matt being a sucky person" AND I WAS LIKE, YHIS MAN CALLED ME OUT, I was skipping on FRENCH HOMEWORD IRONICALLY TOO

I love how techno doesn't do voice-overs. He wins almost every game and still does amazing commentary

The one about "That cough did more damage to me than you did" aged so badly and my heart hurts

3:10 that’s definitely my favorite I totally missed that in the original stream lmao

I love how videos featuring techno blade are being recommended again, we will never forget this guy

In the 5 years I’ve watched him, his comedy has never diminished.

The best thing is his voice

0:36 Skeppy: do you think I’m stupid? Technoblade:Kinda,yea,watch we go across without any consequences, later. ✌🏼

i'm pretty sure technoblade has more content than this, this video should just be all his videos edited into one

One of the reasons Technoblade neva dies!

Techno: look at how sad he is Tommy: *laughing uncontrollably* 2:15

I love how at 2:39 he literally uses his own body to roast tommy.

This hits different now, doesn’t it?

4:06 "alright welcome to punch the bats" "What are you meant to do?" Damn idk punch other people?

You think he’s up there within the big pearly gates still being savage? I hope so. Fly high king.

5:10 ok that was actually really funny

4:42 he literally roasted the whole country of UK

now he can trashtalk in heaven.

"Guys, we just killed some homeless guy. What have we done" Will be my favorite quote of all time

5:16 When I first saw this clip, I was shocked to hear my name being said, and I thought it was someone else in the room calling me.

My biggest regret is not finding him soom enough. Oly figured out who he was before it was too late :(

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense" -Technoblade

4:15 this is actually very funny lol

Shout out to all of the Mathews who haven’t done their homework. You too, Timothy.

5:20 my name is Timothy, I was so scared and confused 😂

It’s so hard so see technoblade go it’s been 5 months

0:36 just hits different now Rest easy Technoblade

8:19 got me dying

To all of you saying “He’s just roasting Skeppy”: Watch the entire video 💀

0:34 Technoblade never dies 💔🕊

"I roasted them all. Not just the men, but even the woman and children too."

9:00 Just keeping this for later, don't mind me

5:33 HAHA TECHNO YOU MAY HAVE FORCED ME INTO DOING MY HOMEWORK 3 MONTHS AGO BUT ITS SUMMER TIME NOW!

1:30 This actually had me *HOLLERING* dude

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Despite other people praising you for the edits in this video, I’d like to give another perspective on that. Some edits are good. For an example, the one where you list the people who died (9:15) added to the joke. However, I get the impression that you are editing in text for the sake of editing. Like adding “Me too” is more distracting than funny and doesn’t add to the joke. Anyways, great job, the video is nice in general, I understand that it took you great effort to find and compile all these specific moments.

I just love how he’s insulted people long enough for 14 minutes

"And if you mean verbally, that doesn't count because that requires intellect and not, like, /OP"

I’m still surprised Techno haven’t been demonetised by KZfaq he has so many savage roasts!

RIP Technoblade. He will be missed

"Feel like this is *your* last chance." "No, I've won." "You've participated." Literally the only prize that ever matters to me

11:45 "I hate that. I hate you, I hate your family- I'm kidding, I'm kidding-"

Alternate title: Skeppy Having 2 IQ For 14 Minutes Straight

techno coughing at 2:40 hurts even more knowing that they would've had to catch the cancer in 2017 ish to for him to have had a better chance and they think the cough was a clue

"Its like the US school system" the way he just says it so monotone is just fucking priceless 😂😂

This hits diff

R.I.P technoblade

WHAT AREK WE GONGA DO HES GONE IM SCARED WGAT AN I GONNS DI

3:25 looked up torquedawg and TIL that he was made up by the game along with Cassie rose and techno just roasted some random dude for no reason

Roasts for the roast God

*”Hippity Hoppity. Get off my property.”* - Technoblade (1999-2022)

that one about the cough doing more damage to him than tommy aged like milk...