Ted 2 | Sam L. Jackson vs. the War on Drugs
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3 жыл бұрынTed (Seth MacFarlane) needs a lawyer to prove he's a person. What will he do when he finds out it's a 23-year-old blonde named Sam L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried)... who's into the same kind of substances as Ted?
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Everyone's favorite foulmouthed teddy bear is back for a second round of hilarious antics and outrageous adventures, including UNRATED scenes you didn't see in the theater! When Ted (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane) is declared property by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Ted and his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Other Guys) must go to court to fight for Ted's personhood. With the help of their smart, beautiful (and pot-loving) lawyer (Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!, Les Misérables), the thunder buddies for life battle to legalize Ted in this "wickedly funny"* sequel that will keep fans laughing right up to the very end. *LOS ANGELES TIMES
© 2015 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, John Slattery, Jessica Barth, Morgan Freeman
Produced by: Scott Stuber, Seth MacFarlane, Jason Clark, John Jacobs
Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
@king_jr7142 3 жыл бұрын
Ted- “Have you seen any movie ever? He’s the black guy”😂
@chrisbellard2884 3 жыл бұрын
Legendary quote of the decade
@fezzik7619 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. That’s the thing he says in the video we all just watched 😐
@MG-ok2bn 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Morgan freeman he’s the other older black guy
@Case2_0 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@moralcoach717 3 жыл бұрын
The wart over abuse or irony
@spurslegacy Жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes” had me laughing way too hard 😭😭
@joshblahnamehere2308 Жыл бұрын
LOL yup, me too!
@edgy_boi3455 5 ай бұрын
That alone should’ve gave bro his rights💀
@abcdefgh6121 2 ай бұрын
I didnt understand. Please explain. why would he have headache after sometime?
@robertmorley4506 Ай бұрын
The best line in the scene...
@kirarixmm Ай бұрын
@@abcdefgh6121Ted is being stressed out a lot of his situation right now, too much stress causes bad migraines
@game84cube 3 жыл бұрын
Heh, the Monopoly stuff was pretty tightly written. "Lemme just drive around the block and I'll be back with $200."
@nohomers100 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...the best part is when the lawyer explains the joke. that's always good comedy writing.
@anthonybelanger809 3 жыл бұрын
My family plays that if you land on GO you get $400. But that's okay because no one asked
@lasbrujazz 3 жыл бұрын
"Monopoly is borderline accurate to real-life!"
@bitexplorer3341 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonybelanger809 That's because they know you always lose Monopoly, so they're trying to give you some sort of enjoyment in your childhood so you won't grow up hating society and blaming capitalism as every other kid has
@jamesbuckybarnes5673 3 жыл бұрын
Let me be honest that's NOT what I thought about when Ted said that.
@pmalone4 3 жыл бұрын
"Those aren't supposed to be out." I don't know why that line killed me so hard.
@nohomers100 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the only funny line in this entire clip. Everything else is typical macfarlane crap. Obvious pop culture references. I suspect that was an ad lib
@jeanlanes962 3 жыл бұрын
@@nohomers100 "Here comes autism" "how Long has that Van been there" and literally every second Line is funny. Also maybe Look up the meaning of Pop culture reference, because there ist literally not a single Line of pcr.
@yami622 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanlanes962 well i think the Sam L. Jackson thing was a pcr. also the monopoly thing. but i agree that every second line was gold
@damondej 3 жыл бұрын
It’s from the Simpsons lol
@yami622 3 жыл бұрын
@@SimonWoodburyForget ohh, not sure in the US, but a lot of other countries still love to make new boardgames like Germany, Japan, and i think a few European countries? Not only that, but according to BetwayInsider (2020), there has been a spike of internet searches for boardgames, as well as sales. Most popular boardgames include Pandemic, Ludo, Battleships, Game of Life, and Monopoly. And that was just between Feb and March. The spike has since increased over the course of the pandemic. As for whether the younger kids recognize Monopoly, they very much do. Their parents do have Monopoly, or at least know of it. So it's more than likely that they play it together when the electricity goes out and they wanna have fun or whatever. It's more likely that the baby boomer generation wouldn't catch the reference than Millenials not getting it.
@shivasrinivasan80 3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe a 26 year old in the US in 2015 does not know Samuel L Jackson.
@fjb4932 3 жыл бұрын
Shiva Srinivasan, And i refuse to believe college kids don't know that the State of New Mexico is Not in Mexico. So we're Both wrong ...
@supernovagirl5741 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr is she a mong or what 😂
@M613M 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Seth McFarlane thinks that Millenials are Gen Z kids
@wkcia 3 жыл бұрын
It's a subtle indication that she's good for John. Lori in the first film had no conception of any popular culture. So this girl is enough like Lori to really hit it off with John, but she's much more laid back, which means she's better for him than Lori was.
@leebh8607 2 жыл бұрын
How about refuse to believe there is a talking teddy bear first?
@koda4247 Жыл бұрын
Credit to her for being one of the only actors to actually pull the slide out of the bong during a "hit"
@Boredoutofmywits Жыл бұрын
She knows what she's doing...
@adamatch9624 Жыл бұрын
She only did it once
@CT_Taylor Жыл бұрын
@@adamatch9624 she didnt take a huge hit so yeah
@Grissbane Жыл бұрын
I mean.....you don't have to pull out the slide. Just make your bowl well packed and you can multi hit
@ellaevans7822 Жыл бұрын
She ain't holding the carb 😅
@mercisaun 3 жыл бұрын
Amanda Seyfried is so beautiful.
@3sgtepwnzr 3 жыл бұрын
She’s like drawn by a Disney artist.
@avi_esports 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah her eyes 😍
@bigchiefsmackaho387 3 жыл бұрын
@@3sgtepwnzr For real, i expect tiny birds and deer to come out of nowhere whenever she points at something or speaks with any melody in her voice
@PJJ196 3 жыл бұрын
Is that the teddy bear?
@kddk4965 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one replied on this saying "SIMP"
@wayneburton8168 3 жыл бұрын
Seth McFarlane is a comic genius. The amount of laugh out loud moments in the 2 " Teds" is world class.
@wayneburton8168 Жыл бұрын
@@MortisSwe Is your mind so constipated that you can only describe humanity as left and right? Obviously a result of the increasing Blood vs Crips mentality of the intellect limiting two party US political system combined with the political slant of your 24 hour cable propaganda machines.
@TheCasualGamer13 Жыл бұрын
@@MortisSweoh shut up
@davefred 5 ай бұрын
No, your standard's are just very low
@goofofwar 12 күн бұрын
@@davefredon skibidi?
@s_iri5368 3 жыл бұрын
"How long has that van been there" 😂 😂 I forgot how funny this movie is
@CONVERSE1991 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this one
@sammythesuesarthouse 3 жыл бұрын
Missed most of the funny movies have you?
@pri0r_t0_a_weekago...fukwi48 3 жыл бұрын
CONVERSE1991 me either idk how I missed it 🤣
@kajzersoze8051 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching #1 and 2 tonight. I always assumed this was some kids movie.
@sammythesuesarthouse 3 жыл бұрын
@@kajzersoze8051 you havent missed much. Better off not watching them
@eaglesfan3k 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Amanda Seyfried was originally cast to play Gamora in Guardians of the Galaxy but she turned it down!
@aanhidayat141 3 жыл бұрын
Really?? 😱😱
@User.A.M 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. She would've been lovely.
@pratikkumar5336 3 жыл бұрын
And she regrets now😂
@StarautPrime31 3 жыл бұрын
Lowkey glad cuz I like Zoe Saldana
@tomassoejakto 3 жыл бұрын
Seyfried was never an action actor.
@tassodemo2316 11 ай бұрын
“You any see any movie, ever? He’s the black guy” this had me rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes 😂
@Zack_1327 7 ай бұрын
I pissed myself a little lol. Shit was hysterical the first time I saw it
@mitchellneuhoff9946 7 ай бұрын
No he’s not is the black guy he is THE black guy The one guy you recognize that everyone else
@PortugalZeroworldcup 6 ай бұрын
Fair enough
@baxakk7374 4 ай бұрын
I hope your floor was dirty lol
@BooN877 3 жыл бұрын
"Driving around the block and I'll be back with 200 dollars" is both a monopoly joke and a great turning tricks joke
@milascave2 18 күн бұрын
If he were turning tricks, he would probably walk around the block, not drive. It's the John's that drive.
@techwatch1228 3 жыл бұрын
I smoked this weed one time that made me so paranoid that I found myself sitting in the woods, watching ants use strategic maneuvers to try and attack my shoe laces. Sitting in the woods was the only way for me to calm the hell down lol.
@bastigraf942 3 жыл бұрын
"Legalize it! An after-work beer is more harmful than weed!" -> Hides in the woods because an ant army attacks him after he smoked some weed
@supernovagirl5741 3 жыл бұрын
I've had moments like this sober it's not a nice thing when your mind turns on you lol
@GamerBoy813 3 жыл бұрын
watching ants use strategic maneuvers on the shoelaces is always a good time
@techwatch1228 3 жыл бұрын
@@GamerBoy813 Wait till the acid kicks in!
@rickr.a2806 3 жыл бұрын
@@bastigraf942 Ok but if people found him and learned that he'd smoken weed, would you prefer him getting sent home/ to a therapist, or would you rather have him get arrested and have his life ruined over 1 bad trip.
@randomfriendooo132 3 жыл бұрын
Ted 3 will be perfect for post-Covid cinema, because we are all depressed and we need a funny movie to laugh at.
@justindixon1586 3 жыл бұрын
I would kill for a Ted 3
@game84cube 3 жыл бұрын
@jim cart are you kidding? After all that bullshit, we almost NEED a new Ted to bring us back closer to actual fucking comedy.
@Water-ym3ew 3 жыл бұрын
@@game84cube actual comedy is very rare these days sadly
@rubbersoul9462 3 жыл бұрын
Impractical jokers helps
@shallows529 3 жыл бұрын
The King's Man is pretty good.
@fizalex6612 2 жыл бұрын
She definitely knew they were stoners and wanted the case so she ripped out the bong. Hilarious scene
@L1Run 3 ай бұрын
Her uncle told her the client is a grown man talking to a teddy bear. Of course she had a bong ready.
@jamesteegardner2273 2 жыл бұрын
"I trust you completely!" That line really cracked me up!!
@malcolmharkins4091 3 жыл бұрын
Is it only bothering me that when she hit the bong she doesn't close the door?
@jeromemartin3294 3 жыл бұрын
The windows are shut too
@King_Stranger 3 жыл бұрын
it's a movie. and it is now the year 2021. no one cares anymore
@MrGriff305 3 жыл бұрын
@@King_Stranger It's a KZfaq clip that he's commenting on. You care enough today to watch the clip and comment on the comment. Also, he wasn't being that serious. Basically, you're just wrong in every way.
@joshrobbinsditto3055 3 жыл бұрын
She shouldn't have closed the door.. The guys should have, they were closer.
@markustullius4347 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshrobbinsditto3055 yeah, but she could've asked them to close it.
@ignazioacerenza9881 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not into feet. Why is Amanda Seyfried bare foot on a desk making me into feet? I'm suing McFarlane for this.
@cookiebetts6341 3 жыл бұрын
😐
@unstoppableExodia 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah after seeing her bare feet on the desk like that I’m now Quentin Tarantino levels into feet
@colamity_5000 3 жыл бұрын
agreed... this injustice will not stand.
@ignazioacerenza9881 3 жыл бұрын
@Liam Mahan tell me about the rabbits, george
@jeeshadow 3 жыл бұрын
It's the woman attached to those feet. Trust me, if they were detached feet laying on a desk, you'd be 30% less turned on.
@moodymusic7717 3 жыл бұрын
People watching this like: - in bed - not in a full screen - reading comments
@Whyisthiseven 3 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly
@monkeyman2432 3 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@carlpedro8427 3 жыл бұрын
Witch!
@remmy3 3 жыл бұрын
R u watching me ?
@andyo4810 3 жыл бұрын
i’m on a chair
@JoshuaYoung2 3 жыл бұрын
Actually she says she's 26. Isn't this your movie Universal Pictures? lol
@acadityac 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@htctalker983 3 жыл бұрын
@@acadityac read the description
@acadityac 3 жыл бұрын
@@htctalker983 ah, thanks
@JohnSmith-jj9jl 3 жыл бұрын
Must be an unpaid intern.
@puresoundasmr9998 2 жыл бұрын
And Amanda Seyfried is 35 (almost 36) in real life.
@Kai.913 3 жыл бұрын
I don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs in opening argument. 🤣
@mysteriousinformer3198 2 жыл бұрын
we dont want to here those songs EVER again
@mysteriousinformer3198 2 жыл бұрын
my kids in the future will not even here of that evil movie
@toddkes5890 2 жыл бұрын
Oh let it go
@javierfavela2255 Жыл бұрын
@@toddkes5890 No no just no!😒
@realkk Жыл бұрын
I thought that was the funniest line
@Nikki-4-President 3 жыл бұрын
Girl friend: what you want me to do for your fantasy? Me: I want you to dress like a lawyer, be in your own lawyer office, sit sexy on your lawyer table, and do something stupid...
@kapnerad 3 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@elemenopi4827 3 жыл бұрын
i don't get it. basically a lawyer cosplay right? whats with the "do something stupid"?
@a.h.s.3006 3 жыл бұрын
@@elemenopi4827 The thin line between sexy and super sexy is one unbelievable act a real lawyer would not generally do.
@Jack-hy5ju 3 жыл бұрын
@@elemenopi4827 it's about him wanting her to look like Amanda in this scene....
@ngozijones5697 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.s.3006 SPEAKING FACTS
@jeramahia123 3 жыл бұрын
I see Amanda in a lot of crappy romances, and I've always felt like she was a meh. But here, I think she's absolutely gorgeous.
@mydearfather5086 3 жыл бұрын
You Gotta se mank.
@dreadmez 3 жыл бұрын
She is Meh. Its the lighting
@kaisarahmed6424 3 жыл бұрын
What do you think about "Dear john" ?
@JeffreyGillespie 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure she’s ecstatic that you feel this way.
@gabbar51ngh 2 жыл бұрын
They just kinda gave her roles where she was playing Lackey in most movies which is why she was supposed to be "Meh" A lot of actresses look "meh" out of the Spotlight.
@jayrivers8478 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think 3:37 was scripted.. I think Amanda got legit shocked from Mark's scream, her reaction seemed so genuine and the additional "Oh shit.." was definitely cherry on top and most definitely not scripted lol.
@sidesaddleintobattle4984 Жыл бұрын
You know the voice over after the scene, so that was not improvised 'oh shit'
@GeorgeTropicana Жыл бұрын
@@sidesaddleintobattle4984 yes, it was
@akkuk.a9176 Жыл бұрын
What happened to him really , I don't know . I am deeply confuced
@touring65 Жыл бұрын
@@akkuk.a9176 mans greened out
@AM-vy2pp Жыл бұрын
The fact that "the best in town" lawyer asks a talking teddy bear about his financial situation is genuinely hilarious. Shows the true nature of most lawyer$
@IbkAdelekan Жыл бұрын
Or maybe people don't want to work for free???
@AM-vy2pp Жыл бұрын
@@IbkAdelekan Yeah "people" dont share candies either!!!
@MrNarwhaI Жыл бұрын
@@AM-vy2pp sheesh
@biggibbs4678 Жыл бұрын
So they're just supposed to spend 10 years of their life in school out of the kindness of their heart?
@GhostInPajamas Жыл бұрын
1. Ted is a celebrity so it wouldn’t be weird for him to have money 2. Tf you expect, for lawyers to work for free?
@keshavjha2641 3 жыл бұрын
Wish we had ted 3
@phelopatirabdel-malak554 3 жыл бұрын
Why, is that it for the Ted franchise?
@keshavjha2641 3 жыл бұрын
@@phelopatirabdel-malak554 i think so
@sullivans2004 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@gabbar51ngh 2 жыл бұрын
@@phelopatirabdel-malak554 Ted cinematic universe.
@kirameki7331 5 ай бұрын
Yes... On peacock
@NahualliUoxtitla Жыл бұрын
Amanda hit that bong like a damn pro Also the strain names are hilarious 😂 "Here Comes Autism", "How Long Has That Van Been There" and "Help Me Get Home" 😆
@MikeRiderOOO 5 ай бұрын
Those weed names are way better than the real ones. I even tried out one that was just called “When will dad come back to get a pack of smokes?” It’s not bad in moderations though.
@capotegabriel 2 ай бұрын
Do not smoke weed.
@theginger5245 3 жыл бұрын
I'm about to get a migraine in the parking lot in 20 minutes later lol
@herschelmoscowiztz1412 Жыл бұрын
It's pahhking lot
@2Sor2Fig 2 жыл бұрын
3:13 - As a stonner, her pause to make sure she finished the hit before fully responding is what sold this scene for me.
@UnluckyGambler Жыл бұрын
amanda seyfried is so beautiful. and great singing voice too. her red riding hood song is one of my favorites, can listen to that on repeat all day.
@DJ_Force 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Wahlberg is truly underrated! Great at action and comedy. I mean, he can't act his way out of a paper bag, but somehow it doesn't matter.
@robertiddon 3 жыл бұрын
I agree on the comedy, disagree on the acting, he can pull it off in the right situation. But totally underrated comedic actor
@goku8621 2 жыл бұрын
He was great in The Departed
@DJ_Force 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertiddon I guess what I mean is he is more like Sean Connory than Woody Harrelson. He is always Mark Wahlberg. You could pull his scenes out of Pain & Gain and put them in Transformers and the setting might throw you off, but it would still come across as the same character. Don't get me wrong, he is a pleasure to watch, but his acting range is somewhat limited.
@rockade2408 2 жыл бұрын
dude the wall scene is hilarious, i mean so funny
@Joseph-mw2rl 2 жыл бұрын
His definitely not underrated. His house is a 5 million acre mansion
@nightlordnorris4446 2 жыл бұрын
Legend has it John is still trying to get those hard candies.
@gradel888 2 жыл бұрын
And the tootsie rolls
@bobsnow6242 4 ай бұрын
Hahd candies
@owengraziano7288 Жыл бұрын
I’m on the autism spectrum and the “Here Comes Autism” weed strain joke damn near made me piss myself laughing 😂😂😂😂
@thewomenwiththepearlearrin4127 Жыл бұрын
yea same lmaooooo
@PrinceRioPalace Жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@BlankSlate1111 Жыл бұрын
Me too... I couldn't breath
@kristopherjones4096 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@quashaunnhoward8240 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@shubhendu1990 2 жыл бұрын
I just love ❤ how fast they sit with the conversation going!!
@mr.goldfarmer4883 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda's probably going to go down as one of the prettiest Hollywood actresses in history~ Probably going to age well like Blythe Danner too
@KIll_BoT300 3 жыл бұрын
Love how they are supposed to be really hardcore stoners but they smoke the bong like it’s there first time or summin
@20the20 3 жыл бұрын
theres a difference between being a hardcore stoner and being a sorta functioning member of society who smokes but still gets fucked up high every now and then
@z4rko292 3 жыл бұрын
@@20the20 true
@jeffshackleford3152 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that bong water is disgusting.
@DeathBringer769 2 жыл бұрын
Most of the time they weren't even lifting up the bowl piece to properly inhale and clear the chamber, lol.
@imhenriksen2553 3 жыл бұрын
😂 never saw the weed coming
@Alexanderthepraised9 3 жыл бұрын
Can you help me get home 😂😂😩
@edenouellette3833 9 ай бұрын
Did anyone else realize that Samantha said she's 26, and John was 35 in the last film, which means they are like 10 years apart! I love small-age difference couples where the younger person is mature for their age, while the older person is a bit of a kid at heart ❤😂
@JaydenStorm888 2 ай бұрын
She lied and shes in her 30s
@edenouellette3833 2 ай бұрын
@@JaydenStorm888 well either way, she's a HOT 30-something year old!
@AlexAminoff Жыл бұрын
“Here comes autism” might be one of my favorite lines in this movie
@tonyg76 Ай бұрын
One of the worst in my opinion.
@Born2beSPRA 3 жыл бұрын
I love the treats on the desk bit. Pure power move haha
@tassodemo2316 10 ай бұрын
This was the first movie in a while I was able to sit down and genuinely enjoy without stopping to use my phone. Ted and Ted 2 are my favourite recent movies that I watched 😂
@DJGamingSmash 3 жыл бұрын
Having not seen the movie, I thought there was a Samuel L. Jackson cameo in this where he plays himself based on that title and they shortened his first name to "Sam" so the title could fit on a KZfaq search page... boy, was I wrong.
@pandoraparadox5941 3 жыл бұрын
he comes in later though
@blairbrown4812 3 жыл бұрын
Bet you don't regret clicking though, don't you?
@phanomtaxskibididoodoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@pandoraparadox5941 I think you mean Morgan Freeman.
@royk7712 23 күн бұрын
@@phanomtaxskibididoodoo its laurence fishburne
@e_o7736 3 жыл бұрын
"how old r u?" good question make sure shes not underaged
@activelifetransformation8414 3 жыл бұрын
Request id first 🤣🤣🤣 can't take her for her word only
@clevelandbci9562 2 жыл бұрын
I smoked WAY too much as a 19 year old with my late best friend once while visiting a friend in Illinois. On the way home to Indy my equally F'ed up friend was cracking up for almost an hour straight. I couldn't figure it out cuz I was doing everything right. Not speeding, stopping at red lights etc. He told me to take the next exit so we could hit a McDonald's around 3am. I stopped in the parking lot and asked him WTF was so damn funny. He said it was my driving. I pointed out that I'd actually done a great job, didn't speed, and didn't blow one damn light. His reply: *"Dumbfuck, we were on the Interstate. There were no red lights. Your ass was just stopping!!!!"* 23 years later and I still randomly bust out laughing picturing the ride from his POV.🤣🤣🤣🚦🚦🚦
@silentdogfart4892 2 жыл бұрын
That is gold! I've done just as bad when I was wasted🤣🤣🤣
@timothylou4303 2 жыл бұрын
Could somebody clarify this? Did the driver just park the car and assume they were driving in real life?
@clevelandbci9562 2 жыл бұрын
@@timothylou4303 I stopped 10+ (MINIMUM) times for traffic lights that didn't exist because there are none on American interstates. It was a 300 mile (500km) straight shot home. I was that messed up. Thankfully the time and weather were on my side and I wasn't pulled over.
@silentdogfart4892 2 жыл бұрын
@@timothylou4303 I'd say yep! Just randomly stopped on the interstate at imaginary red lights then drove off again
@leetommerson639 2 жыл бұрын
What happened to your best friend?
@jorgezarco9269 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda Seyfried is a perfect specimen.
@ChaseAndRaven 3 жыл бұрын
Ted 3, we need it!
@victorminea2005 3 жыл бұрын
"I just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs during the opening argument " LMAO
@TheHulkbuster13 2 жыл бұрын
True Story: When I was 19, a friend of mine and I visited another friend nearby my place. After almost 2 hours blazing we left and I was more high than normal, to the point where I got a little paranoid, kept thinking that I would somehow walk into traffic and I asked my friend if we could hold hands to make sure I didn't step off the sidewalk.
@aerohard 3 жыл бұрын
Love how her opening line is 100% Sam L Jackson.
@Sai4651 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching this movie with my cousin and I asked him if he recognized the girl, he said no. I asked him if he's ever seen Mean Girls, he paused and his eyes went wide and had an "oh shit" moment.
@Marylandterpenes831 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the bong teleports itself across the desk when she stands up to shake their hand
@AlphaThorsten 6 ай бұрын
2:28 I’ll always remember that joke from this movie’s trailers.
@taborgoth 3 жыл бұрын
Amanda Seyfried is so good in every movie, for sure!
@kevinlockhart2000 2 жыл бұрын
"Those aren't supposed to be out" after watching this scene as an adult I feel those were edibles and he left them by mistake
@108077854 2 жыл бұрын
no their for paying clients
@maywellbeaghost6364 3 жыл бұрын
Watching these guys share that making me nervous during these COVID-19 times
@lucian288 2 жыл бұрын
2:15 love the old man tired stretching "hey how are ya"
@clevelandbci9562 2 жыл бұрын
3:37 My daughter (6 then) had the entire theater cracking up cuz she couldn't stop laughing. She even got high-fived when it let out by a bunch of high school kids. She couldn't quit smiling all night.
@sonoftheway3528 2 жыл бұрын
You let your 6 year old watch this/
@clevelandbci9562 2 жыл бұрын
@@sonoftheway3528 Yeah. There were a couple details my idiot niece BS'ed me about, but overall it wasn't too damaging. My kids both are beyond their years when it comes to movies/fiction. There were parents walking out of Oz the Great and Powerful. I dont think my Berea even moved once. Old lady in front of us spent more time watching her facial expressions than the movie. Shoulda seen how hard she got the theater laughing when I jumped like a b***h at a part on The Shallows (shark movie I highly recommend).
@whirl1 2 жыл бұрын
@@clevelandbci9562 you sound like a terrible person
@wrn_retro715 Жыл бұрын
@@clevelandbci9562 Man of culture I see I too well let my kids see this when I have kids cause they need to know what real comedy is not the new crap we have nowadays
@supertrinigamer Жыл бұрын
@@clevelandbci9562 Honestly the best way to raise your kids is not on cartoons. Worked well with me
@ThePhyrexian 3 жыл бұрын
1:56 Me when I see a cute girl smoking weed in a party.
@jones1351 Жыл бұрын
'...help me get home...' 🤣😂🤪🤪 Those were the days.
@greenmask111893 7 ай бұрын
3:24 😂😂😂😂 I'm done!
@andyli4739 3 жыл бұрын
1:12 She has the most beautiful way to say the f word and the most beautiful face to appear after the word
@Griff.n 3 жыл бұрын
Man universal.. you be uploading
@mc6608 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he f*cking gets up randomly and goes to wall and goes “im having trouble over here” good stuff
@lunadosanto3198 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite moviee
@silentblackhole 3 жыл бұрын
26* years old. She says it in the video. Watched it?
@EX027 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody comment for a Ted 3 maybe if we get enough the producers will notice because this is mainstream uploaded
@itsbmeGaming 6 ай бұрын
"Reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called Here Comes Autism". Jesus Christ that made me spit on myself.
@grammenosgeorgiospolymerid7806 4 ай бұрын
Congrats to the film director who gave us such a good perspcective !! HAIL TO YOU! SALUT
@toddconley3245 3 жыл бұрын
I just watched the episode of Black Mirror with the first gentleman behind the desk. Odd timing.
@Mohammed-bx7ru 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind having a lawyer this hot even if I risk loosing the case
@monotoned9233 3 жыл бұрын
Love how he just goes into the corner
@bl3343 2 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about the hard candies is that's like maybe $1 worth of candy he's not willing to share with them.
@becauseofyoufahri4510 3 жыл бұрын
Love this one
@justincook5202 8 ай бұрын
Me too
@jayquinn9157 3 жыл бұрын
For the love of GOD we need Ted 3!!
@Demon_1408 Жыл бұрын
agree
@snigdhabhattacharya1690 Ай бұрын
I get really bad migraines too but I just nap whenever that happens. There’s no need to damage your body for no reason. Jo used to nap in school during lessons all the time. I learn from the best
@hellorg 2 жыл бұрын
LOL this never gets old hahahahaha
@pepperVenge 3 жыл бұрын
These movies were so effing Great! I'm sad there probably wont be any more :(
@LiftUpYourEyes 2 жыл бұрын
barefoot on the table smoking pot, its like the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
@kadesh111 2 жыл бұрын
They're NOT.. CLEARING.. THE.. BONG!!!!!
@flyingnorseman 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my first trip to Amsterdam. Red eye flight, cant check in to hotel and run across "the real thing" bud in some coffee shop. Have a little session and boom, Im lost in a foreign city high as hell.
@alpcelebi4759 2 жыл бұрын
Amsterdam is perfect to smoke and get lost in!
@blade7phosphorus696 3 жыл бұрын
The names for the weed in this movie are top tier.
@joseapsantos3633 3 жыл бұрын
Boa tarde, esse filme, maravilhoso. Adorei o vídeo.
@alkaholic4848 3 жыл бұрын
Hit the nail on the head about the "war on drugs"
@besttvclipsandmoviescenes Жыл бұрын
That legs of Sam L Jackson were 🔥
@stoytrivia1126 8 ай бұрын
"I own four houses on Baltic Avenue, I was thinking about just tearing them all down and building a hotel" Is the essence of comic genius. It's so hilarious because the whole premise is so absurd. 😂😂
@ivan021091 3 жыл бұрын
3:38 she almost lost it 😂
@hillefoozy Жыл бұрын
I saw the first movie, really liked it, now I have to see this one
@paulliebler7660 2 ай бұрын
The hard candies though 😂😂😂😂
@savatsan 3 жыл бұрын
At 3:31 end then again a few second later when the car honks you can see Amanda barely holding in here laugh :D
@bugattieb110ss 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have a massive migraine in the car park in about 20 minutes!!! Brilliant!
@markrobertbb Ай бұрын
3:12 love that bit of acting
@pldex420. 3 жыл бұрын
i just love these weed strains XD; best names ever
@mrangryeyes4789 2 жыл бұрын
Teds reaction to the guy taking the sweets back
@majik_man 2 жыл бұрын
I usually don't trust any lawyer til they do a bong rip
@SvgeRose 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the candy bit gets me every time
@joelwillems4081 8 ай бұрын
I've seen this film several times and still spit out my drink over, "How long has that van been there."
@DownButNotOutYet 3 жыл бұрын
Rule 1 : You can always have more but can never give it back, pace yourself.
@spermario645 3 жыл бұрын
God I was dying when he asked about the hard candy
@oncheemmanuel5349 Жыл бұрын
Honk: please don't let the ghost get me, gat me rolling on the floor.😂
@lonniedaniels125 3 жыл бұрын
They think she's too young until the bong.
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