Ted Alexandro: CUT/UP - Full Hour Comedy Special
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Күн бұрынComic Ted Alexandro brings you his fifth stand up special, Cut/Up. Ted talks about everything from marriage to politics to the lyrics of La Bamba in this unique special shot at three of the best comedy clubs in America- The Comedy Cellar, The Village Underground and Helium in Portland, OR.
“ONE OF THE SHARPEST COMICS WORKING TODAY, A GIFTED POLITICAL JOKE WRITER AND LOOSE-LIMBED, ADVENTUROUS PERFORMER WITH AN URGENT BRAND OF OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.” (THE NEW YORK TIMES)
“ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS WORKING TODAY.” (TIME OUT NY)
0:00 CUT/UP - INTRODUCTION
1:16 MY WIFE PT.1
4:07 EXPECTING A BABY
7:10 MY WIFE PT. 2
12:53 ERECTILE ISSUES
16:25 DRUNK PARENTS
17:42 COFFEE & WINE
18:15 50 YEARS OLD
19:31 INAPPROPRIATE
28:01 TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON
29:20 TRUMP
31:23 ELECTION/BERNIE
34:02 ALABAMA
35:47 ME TOO/TIME'S UP
36:26 GUNS
40:36 COLIN KAEPERNICK
42:38 BASKETBALL (MARCH MADNESS/ZION)
47:01 SPORTS (WIMBLEDON/WORLD CUP)
50:25 LA BAMBA
52:03 SHEN YUN
53:44 SHIT MY PANTS
57:24 OUTRO
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@JoeListComedy 3 жыл бұрын
This special is so good! Love you Ted!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joe! Love you, too!
@absatwell8163 3 жыл бұрын
Great stuff! Thanks for recommending it Jim!
@philippweisang 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of great stuff on YT this year
@waurbenyeger 3 жыл бұрын
Watched your special last night, this one tonight and Morril's tomorrow. You fatties are crushing it!
@chohaewon88 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Joe and Ted! I love you guys!!!
@RoughBeardBlaine Жыл бұрын
Highly underrated comedian. Absolutely fantastic!
@heinzkrupps5028 3 жыл бұрын
That inappropriate one!! I couldn't keep from crying...🤣
@danielleaugustine2241 3 жыл бұрын
Lol... Me too! I actually spit out my juice laughing when he was talking about the gym childcare facility playing the same rap music as the gym itself 😂
@heinzkrupps5028 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielleaugustine2241 I literally find the adult section playing it inappropriate. 🤓 let alone kids trashing stuff while singing it!! 🤣
@danielleaugustine2241 3 жыл бұрын
I was totally caught off guard during the part addressing the inappropriate gym music lyrics and the coinciding rap playing in the children's area at the gym... and literally had to try and recover from the spray of juice that was flying out of my nose and mouth at the same time 😂 This was SO funny! Thank you for sharing your humor and take on life. Loved your material so much ❤
@monejaeni 2 жыл бұрын
lol eww
@Manny2x215 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy he’s like a tom segura meets bill burr
@danielleaugustine2241 3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss! Lol. I was thinking the same thing 😂
@deadzools 3 жыл бұрын
Not angry enough for Bill but I still can see what you mean haha
@Alskivator 3 жыл бұрын
He's more likeable than Tom Segura
@nonovyobiznez3735 3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to replay a few jokes but I couldn't wait to hear the next one. I voted for replaying the whole thing
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how good this was. Ted is one of my favorite comics of all time, and I've seen all of 'em. 🥇🏆
@SONOFABITCH 3 жыл бұрын
Sam Morril sent me here. Very glad for that.
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Loved Sam's new special, thanks.
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching and for all the kind words, folks!
@adriana27100 3 жыл бұрын
You're Amazing!💕💕
@zac3392 3 жыл бұрын
Been keeping up with you since we saw you open for Gaffigan... ur aging humor was so great, I was laughing so hard that my wife asked me if I took some pills before the show! 😂
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to forget this special so I can watch it all over again. Great, great stuff.
@teakaymania Ай бұрын
Do more. You're too good not to. Hire me to be a 1st time publicist if you're too NP to (or at least to therapy if not lol). I'm not for hire but just saying bros see good schlitz and recognize and spread the word.. if you still there.. You ait?
@DonnaSnyder 3 жыл бұрын
That is confidence, describing your hormonal wife as waddling. Made me laugh. Thanks.
@christianheichel 3 жыл бұрын
You got some props from Jim which is enough for me to watch the show and then I watched it and it's even better 🤣
@temporarilyimmortal795 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed today. Brain candy.
@dangielfrauk8484 3 жыл бұрын
Curse you SNL. But also, bless you. You're why I'm here and Ted is great
@deniserooke1894 3 жыл бұрын
I think he is my new favorite comedian. Loved the stand-up .
@ASJones-re2oe 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm... Your eye contact, tracking, communication is fucking superb. You are incredibly funny, and the way you express and emote with your eyes is a whole new level.
@aka_juan 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent stuff from start to finish Ted! Incredibly witty and brilliantly delivered. This is great comedy
@nanowiseman1442 2 жыл бұрын
Ghastly is how I describe watching a lot of standup comedy that seems quite funny but doesn't actually get me laughing. And how am I supposed to feel: dead inside? I don't wanna be that guy. Suffice to say your comedy has be laughing all the time and that's why I feel so grateful and when I say you are one of the best standup comedians ever I really believe that - I hope you believe it too.
@caitlinroberts7040 2 жыл бұрын
Different strokes for different folks. That's why there are many successful comedians and styles.
@ASJones-re2oe 2 жыл бұрын
@@caitlinroberts7040 bruh 🙄🙄🙄 duh. They were expressing their "stroke". We get it, #allcomediensmatter
@caitlinroberts7040 2 жыл бұрын
@@ASJones-re2oe #trollscanspelltoo
@DrumSmithRich 2 жыл бұрын
I listen to a lot of stand up. Ted is one of the best for sure!
@LizMiele 3 жыл бұрын
As always so good! Loved it! Congrats buddy!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Liz!!
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome comics sharing love (:
@graceb7284 3 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious! First time watching him but about to look up more❤
@msporre14 3 жыл бұрын
heard about this on majority report, glad I checked it out
@antiheroine3611 3 жыл бұрын
Coffee and wine, such truth
@VenusLoveJones 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this Ted and whoever edited for you.😆You’re brilliant and still one of my favorite comedians of all time. 💜💙✨
@langdonboom 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! (and I'm available!) - The Editor
@bobthompson4319 3 жыл бұрын
The having a baby in Canada is kinda a good idea. Lol
@kennethbropson8019 3 жыл бұрын
Great stuff! I happened to see you at the Stress Factory in NJ years ago and never forgot you! I miss being able to go to the Comedy Cellar too. I felt the vibe of the place a little in this. Thank you.
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kenneth! Always enjoyed the Stress Factory over the many years.
@the_track_enthusiast Жыл бұрын
Amazing set! So funny
@jimmydiresta 3 жыл бұрын
Great material! I remember seeing you at pips!! In another life 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, long time! Thanks
@Shutupletstalk 3 жыл бұрын
only a few minutes in and this is hilarious!
@tjdelreno 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is killer and I love this! Funniest, smartest, kindest, greatest comic we have to date. Great job man!
@philipjordan6789 3 жыл бұрын
That was fucking awesome you made my Saturday....I'm a alien inside a african body living in Mississippi 😂😂🛸🛸🛸 great video bro keep em coming
@jimandrews89 2 жыл бұрын
this guy just slaughtered opening for gaffigan. wow. i was unsure because didn't know him when they said hes opening ( I had no clue who would let alone if there was one), then when he announced his set was ending I was mad it didn't keep going. wow. fan off the initial exposure. this dude is hilarious.
@PartlySunny74 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Gaffigan, he had to follow this guy, and the Pope!
@kevinb660 3 жыл бұрын
Great special Ted!! Amen for posting it for all to see for free. You, my good sir, need a cape.
@matthewbradford462 3 жыл бұрын
Third time watching this special, so good!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Matthew!
@aka_juan 3 жыл бұрын
Other politicians doing Bernie covers, that was hilarious 😂
@therhapsodist976 3 ай бұрын
He's the funniest standup.😊
@saltyb2363 2 жыл бұрын
Heard about you on Tuesdays with Stories a few months back, now you're one of my favorite comics for listen to!
@TedAlexandro Жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot
@saltyb2363 Жыл бұрын
@@TedAlexandro you're welcome man! The format was really awesome, I think more stand ups should do it like this. Reminds me of Dave Attell's Road Work special.
@MrSmith-bw5qk 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny af 🤣
@davec3147 3 жыл бұрын
The "inappropriate" bit made me laugh so damn hard. Such an effortless and natural style
@minininjalove4205 2 жыл бұрын
On a higher level than most.
@ChristopherSMoreno-uy1ym 7 ай бұрын
Ted's comedy has certainly aged like a fine wine. Great job.
@edawg0 2 жыл бұрын
Been watching you for years! Glad you're still doing stand-up
@davelanddesign 3 жыл бұрын
you might be the funniest comedian out there. you need to be a superstar
@BenjaminTheHorn 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in. This guy is fantastic!!
@AbsoluteWrath 2 жыл бұрын
9:21 That transition tho. 😎
@anthonysosa8721 7 ай бұрын
that Bernie Sanders song joke is absolutely brilliant- I love it
@333anders6 3 жыл бұрын
ted is so so hilarious. it's painful. we need him 4ever. the la bamba joke was personally relateble, but with his last name the shame mustve been extra immense! the pussy joke had me GASPING 4 AIR! we love you and cherish your ultra boss level talent!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Anders!
@jasonmc7967 3 жыл бұрын
This is SO appropriate right now
@3DCGdesign 3 жыл бұрын
So glad to discover Ted today and only mad I didn’t find him sooner. He needs to be on tour with Gary Gulman and Mark Normand. It would be amazing.
@sandro.cappai 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. I loved every single bit. You're one of the best
@guyspears3124 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura said Ted is Hilarious, he was right!
@matias3624 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved it Ted, this helps me with my english and at the same time it makes my day, no joke, thanks for sharing this special!!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
My pleasure! Thank you!
@langdonboom 3 жыл бұрын
Get here, 8 o’clock eastern!
@clintonlunn4357 4 ай бұрын
Wonderful stuff. Thank you
@deepchillasmr6319 3 жыл бұрын
That was fu*king hilarious 🔥🔥🔥
@chillpony 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant
@suzanneanderson582 11 ай бұрын
Hilarious and so relatable - loved it!
@awesumpowerz6805 3 жыл бұрын
He's Great!!! Loved evey second of his show!!!
@kathyspiers8438 3 жыл бұрын
Watched you with Steve Hofstetter today on Social Distancing Social Club and thought your name was familiar and sure enough, I watched this special a few weeks ago! Lots of laughs, really enjoyed it.
@alicehrazdira Ай бұрын
Awesome 😂
@whirlhoof5117 2 жыл бұрын
So, SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!! Ted you're awesome ☺ 😂😂👏👏👏
@rhiannablumberg4803 2 жыл бұрын
this guy is so real so funny
@SM7SM7SM7 3 жыл бұрын
That was worth every second!!
@raydevi 3 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic Ted!
@Mrbamis22 3 жыл бұрын
Top Notch Set My Brother!
@monejaeni 3 жыл бұрын
looks like pianoman wasn’t having it
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
SNL stole your idea for the Zillow personals ad 🤣
@VanessaInCalifornia 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this Ted!💛💛💛
@budd4pres 3 жыл бұрын
I could watch you all night-too funny! (especially knowing Madalyn like I do!)
@ccarrick 3 жыл бұрын
Matthew Film Guy brought me here - great stuff!
@thinkplanetearth2946 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. I particularly loved the theme of as we get older things now seem inappropriate. Also loved the Zion Williams palette cleansing bit.
@Orf 3 жыл бұрын
Woohoo
@delorasledge2492 2 жыл бұрын
Don't think anyone ever has done ED jokes - with such confidence 🫂😁
@erewind 3 жыл бұрын
If you liked this, recommend Yannis Pappas' Blowing the light.
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Great comedian. Great special.
@adamz9835 3 жыл бұрын
Came here from the majority report. Great show!
@cityweezle 3 жыл бұрын
Great show!
@benjaminbernard2942 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always, saw you open for gaffigan and have been following you since.
@iamgort70 3 жыл бұрын
He's great....love from Australia!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@SpadedSuz 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge gun advocate but I’m in actual tears right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀 💀 💀 💀 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@jaclynscott2588 4 ай бұрын
It was the Shen Yun shtick that induced me to click the 'Like' button. :) :)
@oldmanjenkins38 3 жыл бұрын
Crackle Crackle! Great special as always! Loved on The Bonfire with Big Jay and Dan Soder. Please come back on there. “Hammock on stage.”
@maziar58 3 жыл бұрын
So Funny closing line Bless your ESS! Alexandro!
@marymoon11 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always Ted! Loved it.
@desi4227 2 жыл бұрын
Delightfully hilarious!
@bestfacechecklol 3 жыл бұрын
it's good to see spotty flow back in action...
@oldmanjenkins38 3 жыл бұрын
“The most comfortable man on stage.” Dan Soder
@gordoloboalbondigas 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, he can even sing! Pitch perfect!
@jimelliott8367 3 жыл бұрын
Really good.
@katiehanniganforever 3 жыл бұрын
so hilarious ted!! love it start to finish!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Katie! That means a lot. Now back to soaking pans.
@privacymatterspage 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! And so relatable! 😂🤣😂
@danjperlman 3 жыл бұрын
Great special, Ted! Congrats!
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Dan! I appreciate it.
@alfanewmerikdawg1420 3 жыл бұрын
Saw you on the SDDC, very nice set, the crescendo of that Zion bit had me laughing more than I have all week.
@Rokannon Ай бұрын
It is a good comedy.
@donbocia1557 3 жыл бұрын
So much fuuun! You're genious, dude... Thanks for the laughs
@Maostodon 2 жыл бұрын
Great special!!! 👏
@Itscalledpop 3 жыл бұрын
Great special, Ted!
@Eltron2010 3 жыл бұрын
Great Show!
@theclimberupwards1169 3 жыл бұрын
Here from Matthew ‘Film Guy’
@BradleyTrauzzi 3 жыл бұрын
So great!
@N3ur0m4nc3r 3 жыл бұрын
Weird lookin back at how different Ted looked in his 2006 CC special. Still killin' it though 🤘
@TedAlexandro 3 жыл бұрын
I think I look the same.
@captianxanax 3 жыл бұрын
brilliant clips ted thanks 😊
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