Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

3 жыл бұрын

The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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@punky19761
@punky19761 3 жыл бұрын
You know you have absolutely nothing to say when grown men are sitting around making fun of an elderly dog. Like, what are they doing with their lives?
@misskitty6586
@misskitty6586 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@mollysimmons2960
@mollysimmons2960 3 жыл бұрын
Beyond pathetic...🤦🏻‍♀️ I think Champ is a noble elderly dog Joe & Jill obviously love their German Shepard dogs🐕 🐕 It’s reassuring to have pets back in the White House🌟🐕🌟🐕👏🏼😊
@raqueld4899
@raqueld4899 3 жыл бұрын
Dogs will be dogs, you spend an hour giving them a bath, cleaning ears, brushing teeth, next thing you know they're rolling on dirt 🤦‍♀️ I guess those grandpa's have never owned a dog
@soonersdevil
@soonersdevil 3 жыл бұрын
We got 4 yrs of their Stupidity to hear..
@sueburek3725
@sueburek3725 3 жыл бұрын
When you get old you don’t look beautiful anymore just look at Mitch McConnell. I think senior dogs are very beautiful and noble.
@ryangentle9940
@ryangentle9940 3 жыл бұрын
Who else loves Jimmy Kimmel?
@Faith_First
@Faith_First 3 жыл бұрын
I DO, I DO, I DO!!!! I LOVE JIMMY 😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️
@winxred12
@winxred12 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 😍 hehehe who wouldn’t love Jimmy
@aljeanmckenzie1056
@aljeanmckenzie1056 3 жыл бұрын
Meeee
@sofiagrundy3610
@sofiagrundy3610 3 жыл бұрын
@@winxred12 i dont
@user-rg5we4yh2h
@user-rg5we4yh2h 3 жыл бұрын
Me ♥️
@codyash3802
@codyash3802 3 жыл бұрын
Releasing his tax returns is “just a ploy to hurt my father”? That sounds like a weird way of admitting there’s something nefarious to be seen in his tax returns, hence why they’re trying to look at them in the first place 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Otherwise, how would it be “hurtful”?
@figofnewtons
@figofnewtons 3 жыл бұрын
I shared the same confusion...I mean.. "hurtful"...it's not like his Ex-presidential waist size is being revealed for the first time or anything.
@jameshartwell4345
@jameshartwell4345 3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!?
@flone9872
@flone9872 3 жыл бұрын
I guess that "the audit" finally finished.
@girl43
@girl43 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that three adults would go on tv and berate a dog... makes me sick.
@ashahasnain6546
@ashahasnain6546 3 жыл бұрын
Biden's dog is a rescue! Rescues dont need to be the prettiest, they are survivors and honestly make some of the best pets because they form a special bond with their rescuer.
@alexdelaluna404
@alexdelaluna404 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and Champ has lived a happy life with his family that he loves wholeheartedly and who adore him too. The poor pup has done nothing wrong to be insulted by these shameless monsters on television. This has to be the abysmal bottom of human decency - or the lack of it to be more precise!
@Alphasnowbordergirl
@Alphasnowbordergirl 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like that because its a 12 year old german shepherd and is very old. Most old dogs look a little rough. Dogs that size are considered seniors at 8 years old.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын
I think he's a great dog with an interesting story. If the Bidens' dogs inspire people to find rescue pets, all the better. That point, of course, would be lost on the GOP, who also allow millions of people to go without food and healthcare every day of the year, so what do we expect?
@Chihuahualover1765
@Chihuahualover1765 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alphasnowbordergirl senior dogs at 7 years old & most German Shepherds have hip problems, arthritis, and live approx 15 years or little less. Champ looks like a happy loved doggo; hope he stays that way the entire 4 years🥰
@conandude76
@conandude76 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chihuahualover1765 Don't you mean 8?
@gabesarti7184
@gabesarti7184 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, they went so low as to attack his dog. That is a low blow. He is probably cleaner than the last guy to live in the White House
@donaldedwards5980
@donaldedwards5980 3 жыл бұрын
and, substantially smarter
@sx8472
@sx8472 3 жыл бұрын
That dog is way cleaner and smarter than Dump and kids.
@xenophanes1598
@xenophanes1598 3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström The dog had to get a booster shot so he wouldn't contract rabies from living in the WH post-tRUMP.
@gljm
@gljm 3 жыл бұрын
Republicans have a habit of doing stuff like this, they attacked FDR's dog "Fala" too and Roosevelt used it in one of his speeches.
@79madmac
@79madmac 3 жыл бұрын
Come on now! The last president's dog, Miss Lindsey Graham, was waaaay dirtier than Maverick.
@dacronic1646
@dacronic1646 3 жыл бұрын
I love how jimmy and Guillermo are legit friends. Guillermo is the best. And jimmy too.
@seks1978
@seks1978 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I couldn’t love Guillermo more, but I was wrong. His running jump is priceless!
@Blue-ej7rw
@Blue-ej7rw 3 жыл бұрын
Body shaming a dog? How dare you!
@jonnelson9760
@jonnelson9760 3 жыл бұрын
“If they can arrest my father for tax fraud then they can do it to everybody.” Psst, they have been able to for a long time. That goes for many other crimes as well.
@jrzr1river489
@jrzr1river489 3 жыл бұрын
😂frs
@ferretfriend5458
@ferretfriend5458 3 жыл бұрын
He always looks and sounds high as a kite.. Someone should keep him out of public veiw, he is an embarrassment
@forgeustiss6667
@forgeustiss6667 3 жыл бұрын
No, they can't do it to everybody. There are not enough officials to arrest everyone.
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын
DJTJ is scared shitless he's next...that's the "anybody" he is really concerned about. Because he knows his daddy will throw him & his sibs under the bus without a second thought, which is why he put their names on the board of the Trump Org, just like how grandpa tried to hide million$ in Don the Con's infant bank account ..."We get all the money we need from Russia..."
@lougrand7256
@lougrand7256 3 жыл бұрын
Don Jr. Sounds like he's been crying when he talked about his tax returns
@margaritaiov330
@margaritaiov330 3 жыл бұрын
he‘s probably just coked up.
@grahamh1067
@grahamh1067 3 жыл бұрын
probably was, there's a good chance there's info there that will implicate him
@friendlyneighborhoodhuman
@friendlyneighborhoodhuman 3 жыл бұрын
Then Lets ask Joe Biden about his REAL tax returns.. I wonder what he would say.. Joe Biden : “Aw I paid my taxes to China”
@grahamh1067
@grahamh1067 3 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyneighborhoodhuman do you know what a "straw man argument" is?
@susanmathers2222
@susanmathers2222 2 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyneighborhoodhuman Actually tRump did pay taxes to China.
@jeremygregorio7472
@jeremygregorio7472 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Cruz abandoned his dog. That's why they did it
@taqiyasir8086
@taqiyasir8086 3 жыл бұрын
AOC being a congresswoman from NY raised over 2 million dollars for Texans, physically went there and helped out while ted cruz abandoned his people in Texas and went on holiday
@northsource7215
@northsource7215 3 жыл бұрын
5 Million
@bandanakhadka3118
@bandanakhadka3118 3 жыл бұрын
5 million now
@doctorthirteen5727
@doctorthirteen5727 3 жыл бұрын
Literally doing Ted's job for him. C"Mon, Ted.
@cindycarroll4866
@cindycarroll4866 3 жыл бұрын
@House of Guards Ughhhhhh !
@SuperJohn12354
@SuperJohn12354 3 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruise gave his own money, pretty easy to spend others money , mean while the president Joe Biden just sign the disaster relief bill, should get water and food to Texans in about 2 weeks at this pace, well at least they can use the national guard..... ah wait they can’t still have 28,000 soldiers guarding Washington
@petuniapop7819
@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone! I got running water again today! I have full utilities for the first time in 8 days! Mild hypothermia in my own home after 5 days! I will use my new power to say FFFUUUUUUUUU TED CRUUUZZZZ 🚨 🚨
@robk.6591
@robk.6591 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats!
@petuniapop7819
@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын
@@robk.6591 thank you friend!! Never thought I would cry watching a toilet flush... 2021 already wild.
@franklinsinclair6865
@franklinsinclair6865 3 жыл бұрын
You don't appreciate life's luxuries until too lose them.
@FallenMuse81
@FallenMuse81 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't sure if I was going to wake up on Wednesday.
@aleccoffey3765
@aleccoffey3765 3 жыл бұрын
Yay! Congratulations! Nice job hanging in there!
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 3 жыл бұрын
I literally clapped and cheered, sitting at home alone, when Guillermo jumped onto Jimmy. It made me indescribably happy. I really effing need to get out and see people.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe
@yolandadenny8692
@yolandadenny8692 3 жыл бұрын
That's right, DTJ! The IRS has long been known as someone to fear--- that includes his daddy, too. It's only fair.
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay 3 жыл бұрын
As a woman of colour ,when I hear Diamond & Silk's voices, I quickly change channels.
@doloresabdelwahed9878
@doloresabdelwahed9878 3 жыл бұрын
am with you they look and sounds like fools they are a embarrassment
@johnwinslow3776
@johnwinslow3776 3 жыл бұрын
Guess who raised over four million dollars for the American citizens in Texas and I'm very proud of her
@winxred12
@winxred12 3 жыл бұрын
Future president!
@bobsidhu6636
@bobsidhu6636 3 жыл бұрын
But will Texans ever vote for her?? They keep voting gop
@johnwinslow3776
@johnwinslow3776 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobsidhu6636 They can't vote for her she lives a long way from Texas
@prcuchi
@prcuchi 3 жыл бұрын
Not a politic fanatic, but always checking. My first vote will go to who deserve it.
@jascrandom9855
@jascrandom9855 3 жыл бұрын
She's a smart politician.
@Carmen-ml7uc
@Carmen-ml7uc 3 жыл бұрын
He is a joke! He is more worried about his future which is honestly in trouble. Bye, bye Teddy!!
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe
@carolking2640
@carolking2640 3 жыл бұрын
Always a good job, Jimmy. Thx for showing us the lighter side of life. There are so many things we need to forget. Your Audience appreciates you.👌💜💜💜
@vincentb251
@vincentb251 3 жыл бұрын
The pillow commerical was great
@swapshots4427
@swapshots4427 3 жыл бұрын
It's official, I actually find Don Jr MORE repulsive than his father. Who woulda believed that possible. Can a boycott by sensible people take the air out of their balloon?
@justineharper3346
@justineharper3346 3 жыл бұрын
I’m worried he’s going to run for President in the future. I hope they uncover all the dirt on Trump and his kids so we never have to deal with another one of them again
@cindycarroll4866
@cindycarroll4866 3 жыл бұрын
He starts by opening his dam mouth .
@ivoryfyall4231
@ivoryfyall4231 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh right 👍🏾👍🏾💯
@dominaiscna
@dominaiscna 3 жыл бұрын
There are unfortunately not enough sensible people in the world, Swapshots...
@arieljones4595
@arieljones4595 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Hes even worse than his dad. Dumber (yes, it's hard to imagine), more entitled (probably gets worse with every generation), and even more unenlightened.
@carterfamily5006
@carterfamily5006 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's got a funny laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it❤️❤️❤️
@babyyvie
@babyyvie 3 жыл бұрын
Instead of staged pics, show me a 30 minute video of him doing manual labor to help 🙄🙄🙄
@forprogress999
@forprogress999 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo is a national treasure. He so wholesome, like a teddy bear.
@maureenngalu1718
@maureenngalu1718 3 жыл бұрын
His laugh gives me life.. You just have to love him
@geekdivaherself
@geekdivaherself 3 жыл бұрын
...like a _drunken_ teddy bear. The Venn diagram of the sets _Drunken_ and _Wholesome_ is the element Guillermo!
@bexanne99
@bexanne99 3 жыл бұрын
Awww too bad he's married! 😘🧸
@WinnieDaou
@WinnieDaou 3 жыл бұрын
Don't know about that . . . They played a prank on him and others, keeping him from entering the building, and his reaction was bratty in comparison to the others. He kept asking if the pranker knew who he was or who he worked for.
@buddydooley8650
@buddydooley8650 3 жыл бұрын
More like a middle-weight somewhat out of shape.
@aseretvazquezgarza3575
@aseretvazquezgarza3575 3 жыл бұрын
I am so tired of the trumps , And please leave the dog alone. Don’t know who was the guy talking about the dog. The dog is beautiful and he is an idiot criticizing the dog, don’t you have better things to do? Don’t mess with the dogs!!!!!!!
@TheMarPacifico
@TheMarPacifico 3 жыл бұрын
And these people get paid to speak stupidity ...what a miserable life of those FOX guys
@MrStatepatrick
@MrStatepatrick 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jimmy never dwells on things, always sharp!!
@hectordavila5782
@hectordavila5782 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show
@joehansen9826
@joehansen9826 3 жыл бұрын
“Our Pillows” commercial has me dyin’ 😂
@5050GLOBALEDMTV
@5050GLOBALEDMTV 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Taffoman
@Taffoman 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! I would buy 20 pillows for 5$ I don't know what i would do with them though :D
@jimmyconway3844
@jimmyconway3844 3 жыл бұрын
Zzzzzzzz
@hongkongfueynz3071
@hongkongfueynz3071 3 жыл бұрын
As opposed to Cruz’s dog who was going to be locked inside for days while he snuck off to Cancun? Geez these people are sad and pathetic!
@EricK-tb2dn
@EricK-tb2dn 3 жыл бұрын
That's a LIE Luke, he brought his wife to Cancun. 😅
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын
Locked in the same house that was too figid for that family to stay in.
@jimmyconway3844
@jimmyconway3844 3 жыл бұрын
Everything is going to be ok
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mr. Philips, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström Greetings Mr. Maelstrom, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.
@DMarie-qg4jp
@DMarie-qg4jp 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy always get me out of depression thanks jimmy for keeping me sane .
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 3 жыл бұрын
The dog is not dirty, that is his natural coloring!
@g0679
@g0679 3 жыл бұрын
@xrpmarkyb Watch more Hannity. He graduated high school. Nothing else, though.
@forgeustiss6667
@forgeustiss6667 3 жыл бұрын
They don't like coloured dogs or people of colour
@unquietgrave4444
@unquietgrave4444 3 жыл бұрын
it's literally just an old dog thing. German shepherds live up to 9-13 years and Champ is already 12 which is basically 80+ in human years.
@M4VTCNH2
@M4VTCNH2 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t love dogs. What a pathetic and vile person.
@vikaz3408
@vikaz3408 3 жыл бұрын
Dont mind them.... they just prove they’re not dog lovers. 😂 stupidity to the highest level🙄
@smilesandyoka
@smilesandyoka 3 жыл бұрын
Junior - if your dad has nothing to hide, then just SHOW the damn tax returns and release us from all this drama!
@Kingfisher1215
@Kingfisher1215 3 жыл бұрын
Have you all covered Cuomo and killing all the elderly and covering it up, or is that just something to ignore?
@omeyehead7436
@omeyehead7436 3 жыл бұрын
The NYT published them a year ago
@mariastewart8810
@mariastewart8810 3 жыл бұрын
So if there's nothing to hide why not release the returns from day 1 jnr.?
@antonystringfellow5152
@antonystringfellow5152 3 жыл бұрын
But there's nothing in those tax returns. That's why daddy has to fight so hard to keep them a secret.
@Baaliwood
@Baaliwood 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariastewart8810 if theres nothing to hide why do Democrats refuse to do an election investigation?
@justineharper3346
@justineharper3346 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Jr’s been dipping in the powder again
@sarahferguson1830
@sarahferguson1830 3 жыл бұрын
Diamond and silk are suspiciously enthusiastic about their ignorance.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Sarah How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe?
@justadad6677
@justadad6677 3 жыл бұрын
they got famous for being batshit crazy. They gonna keep up the stick until money dries out, then they gonna come out reborn, and selling books about how they went down the rabbit hole and believe in all kinds of conspiracies and lies.
@ladyointheatl5574
@ladyointheatl5574 3 жыл бұрын
Embarrassment to Black women.
@chrissharpe7119
@chrissharpe7119 3 жыл бұрын
I think diamond and silk are a comedy duo that are just acting no one can be that ignorant..... Can they??
@meeranaidu4656
@meeranaidu4656 3 жыл бұрын
"Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly"
@merlinsorangetabby
@merlinsorangetabby 3 жыл бұрын
Who looks like a sweet boy??!! That beautiful German shepherd, sweet face!
@jimit_up4974
@jimit_up4974 3 жыл бұрын
Hats off to AOC for how much more she’s done for Texas than teddy boy
@bernardfinucane2061
@bernardfinucane2061 3 жыл бұрын
The best Republicans can think of is imitating Democrats (while bad mouthing Democrats). They literally have no idea of what government is for and what they are supposed to do when elected.
@beedee9534
@beedee9534 2 жыл бұрын
Ted should be in Prison little Fidel Castro wanna be
@julianwaugh8221
@julianwaugh8221 Жыл бұрын
AOC for president!
@sapid77
@sapid77 3 жыл бұрын
The German Shepard is beautiful. They just felt threatened 😝
@emilydavison2053
@emilydavison2053 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a natural dog to me. No self respecting dog enjoys having a bath!
@Cant_stop_thinking
@Cant_stop_thinking 3 жыл бұрын
Biden better not wear a tan suit, that's all I can say!
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe
@juri_xiii9977
@juri_xiii9977 3 жыл бұрын
..or eat any "fancy Mustard" while wearing a Tan suit... Many tiny peoples heads would explode..
@Cant_stop_thinking
@Cant_stop_thinking 3 жыл бұрын
@@juri_xiii9977 😂
@rosae197
@rosae197 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, the snowball got dark from the soot from the flame, and there wasn’t any liquid because it evaporated too fast.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe
@candicenicole1219
@candicenicole1219 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, thank you for sending laughs and encouragement and prayers our way in Texas. Last week was trying for me and my dialysis family, the elderly and special needs. While teddy bear was flying to Cancun, I was calling every dialysis facility and hospital to try my hardest to get others out life saving treatments. It’s so sad that he thinks one case of water after the fact is that moving seeing we are now dealing with food shortages. He should’ve been here on the frontlines helping us instead of his pockets!!!
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 3 жыл бұрын
Bless you.
@MyAngrySanta
@MyAngrySanta 3 жыл бұрын
My prayers are with you. Over 3,000 people died in the months after hurricane Maria. People don't understand power is needed for dialysis, for oxygen machines, so many things than just lights.
@jacquelinecallejas1390
@jacquelinecallejas1390 3 жыл бұрын
People forget the more vulnerable in a crises. I am truly sorry you are goin through this and will contribute to the money already raised. As much as I kind of double dog dare Texas to succeed when they start to threaten to do that, it is only funny when nobody is getting hurt sowhenstuff like this happens I and a lot of New Yorkers WILL try to help. I wish you luckI will pray for all in your state and I really hope that you get people in power who WON'T leave you in a lurch. Seriously if you got that from the GOP side,fine. Just get it from wherever. Ted Cruz obviously NOT being that person. You deserve better.
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
Greetings my Ebony Queen, since you mentioned the tourist city of Cancun, Mexico as it pertained to Senator Ted Cruz's recent trip there, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions my beautiful Ebony Queen. Thank you and God Bless. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.
@carloantonruales4560
@carloantonruales4560 3 жыл бұрын
i dont know whats more impressive, guillermo jumping onto jimmy or jimmy catching him :D
@carloantonruales4560
@carloantonruales4560 3 жыл бұрын
omg i just got a LIKE from jimmy? no way! not to overstep my boundaries here jimmy but just for once i think u should do that to Matt Damon, and after that u can go back to torturing him and whatnot. :) much love from the Philippines
@scullyitsme9844
@scullyitsme9844 3 жыл бұрын
Where is the snow? He’s loading water, and the parking lot has no snow.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe
@MichaelM-yt6ww
@MichaelM-yt6ww 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the late night lineup is fire on all networks. Love it!
@The_Jiant
@The_Jiant 3 жыл бұрын
Shaming dogs. That's the new thing for Newsmax.
@nigeh5326
@nigeh5326 3 жыл бұрын
Dirty and dishevelled ? You mean like Ted Cruz’s reputation
@alexdelaluna404
@alexdelaluna404 3 жыл бұрын
If only he ever HAD one except for being a lyin' Cruz without shame and a spine.
@geekdivaherself
@geekdivaherself 3 жыл бұрын
Ted Fled.
@lukeben2131
@lukeben2131 3 жыл бұрын
BURN
@YemYum
@YemYum 3 жыл бұрын
Lol every time don jr speaks it’s like he is trying to put on a show.
@OurWisdoms
@OurWisdoms 3 жыл бұрын
Great show Jimmy, very funny. Thank you!!
@janetjasven9808
@janetjasven9808 3 жыл бұрын
Aren’t you supposed to quarantine upon arrival from another country?!?!? 🤬
@joselandin1203
@joselandin1203 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 14 days but since Ted Cruz is very powerful senator he obviously doesn’thave to quarantine
@thomaskline
@thomaskline 3 жыл бұрын
He was supposed to self quarantine but instead made a fool of himself, mask less of course, at the Garland confirmation hearing!
@jamesstevo7289
@jamesstevo7289 3 жыл бұрын
I’m watching in Scotland and watching the section from Newsmax where they are discussing Bidens dog has finally convinced me that the U.S. has totally lost it.
@prichelly220
@prichelly220 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo jumping into jimmy's arms is really everything rn 💞🤣I ship it
@JRandaII
@JRandaII 3 жыл бұрын
Texas: - privatize the gains - socialize the losses
@shedjammer87
@shedjammer87 3 жыл бұрын
Derogatory remarks about Biden's dog is grasping at straws.
@nisigate
@nisigate 3 жыл бұрын
They photoshopped the first dogs for publicity very bad taste
@ferretfriend5458
@ferretfriend5458 3 жыл бұрын
Rediculas and extremely childish..
@BC2249
@BC2249 3 жыл бұрын
Even Fingers' dog hates him.
@foxydev4056
@foxydev4056 3 жыл бұрын
You'd better not be talking about Bidens dogs.
@foxydev4056
@foxydev4056 3 жыл бұрын
Trumps dogs you're talking about right.
@openmind763
@openmind763 3 жыл бұрын
This episode of Kimmel was hilariously funny.
@hatorihanso1238
@hatorihanso1238 3 жыл бұрын
TED wanted to go somewhere hot, I am sure he will go somewhere hot in the end.
@Nicole-ed1zg
@Nicole-ed1zg 3 жыл бұрын
Dog looks like a normal happy dog. Dirty just means he is running playing having fun.
@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb
@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a sign that is a healthy dog.
@cuccicucci4480
@cuccicucci4480 3 жыл бұрын
@@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb He's more alert than those reporters making fun of him
@mariahgrimes207
@mariahgrimes207 3 жыл бұрын
I think he’s an older dog also.
@adityanarayan9620
@adityanarayan9620 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy kimmel nails his videos every time!!!
@muximus2771
@muximus2771 3 жыл бұрын
That's because they're all the same and created for sheep. 🐑🐑🐑
@manjoanne4174
@manjoanne4174 3 жыл бұрын
I swear Donny did not talk like that before. His talks really really weird now.
@bluestrife28
@bluestrife28 3 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, thank you Jimmy.
@BarbadosBeerFestival
@BarbadosBeerFestival 3 жыл бұрын
You know when a president doing a good job when all the can talk about is a dog.
@boatymsboatface3929
@boatymsboatface3929 3 жыл бұрын
Right?!!!💕
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 3 жыл бұрын
Talking trash about a 14-yr-old dog.
@indiabarbados8523
@indiabarbados8523 3 жыл бұрын
14 years that's a long time, he must have been well cared for by a nice owner.
@johnsokolowski4433
@johnsokolowski4433 3 жыл бұрын
So you really think he's doing a good job? Prior to being elected he said he had a cure for the covid-19. Said he was going to reveal it after he got elected. Why would he wait if he had a cure for it. And by the way he got his vaccine slightly over a week before he was elected. So wasn't him that came up with the vaccine. He also reversed Donald Trump's ville on maintenance drugs such as insulin. My insulin has more than doubled in cost since he's been elected. Oh and where is the stimulus check of $2,000 he promised all Americans. I haven't seen any progress on that.
@Concro123
@Concro123 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnsokolowski4433 Either you’re trolling or you’re just stupid. First of all, that is a blatant lie; nobody has ever claimed to have a cure for COVID. A vaccine isn’t a complete cure for the virus, how slow do you have to be to not understand basic medical concepts? Second, the Democrats are pushing for the $2000 direct payments but the Republicans have blocked the bill for months because they want to give massive sums of money to billionaire owners. Honestly people like you are proud to be ignorant and it’s clear you aren’t interested in the truth, you just recite unfounded claims and blatant lies from NewsMax, Fox News, and the spineless, pathetic, shameless Republican weasels in congress
@elroy8272
@elroy8272 3 жыл бұрын
Ted left his dog home in the freezing home without heat!!
@misskitty6586
@misskitty6586 3 жыл бұрын
And his kids were okay with that? Wow.
@alexdelaluna404
@alexdelaluna404 3 жыл бұрын
It must have been a hellish life to be Cruz's dog.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын
@@misskitty6586 Well, he would definitely say that it was their idea.🙄
@nicolenelson3853
@nicolenelson3853 3 жыл бұрын
But Biden's dog was a little dirty which is apparently much much worse according to Fox lmao
@silubr1
@silubr1 3 жыл бұрын
But you forget, he’s a Republican!
@fatimaaskhkir6847
@fatimaaskhkir6847 3 жыл бұрын
They had insulted anybody who loves beautiful animals. Living dead human being
@catlady5261
@catlady5261 3 жыл бұрын
Don jr looks about ready to spit his teeth out.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. take care of your dog! Oh... I thought we were talking about Ted's dog, that he left to freeze to death when he went to Cancun.
@NEVY503
@NEVY503 3 жыл бұрын
The “My pillow” commercial got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nldias5234
@nldias5234 3 жыл бұрын
Desperation begets very unusual behavior when Cruz is trying to save his behind 🥺
@lisakaz35
@lisakaz35 3 жыл бұрын
Blob Vila: PERFECT.
@doctorthirteen5727
@doctorthirteen5727 3 жыл бұрын
Eric and Don Jr. really want their dad to love them don't they.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын
It's been the same for generations.
@denasharpe2393
@denasharpe2393 3 жыл бұрын
Very very sad
@silubr1
@silubr1 3 жыл бұрын
Like their old man before them. Cat’s in the Cradle …
@wildones9339
@wildones9339 3 жыл бұрын
DESPERATELY...if he could take his eyes off Ivanka long enough, perhaps they'd have a chance.
@gabesarti7184
@gabesarti7184 3 жыл бұрын
It is a fruitless effort
@latrecearobinson7731
@latrecearobinson7731 3 жыл бұрын
Jr needs 2 JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS “ Allegedly” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂
@Charmaine6645
@Charmaine6645 3 жыл бұрын
His eyes were glassy as hell
@rennysherrow3035
@rennysherrow3035 3 жыл бұрын
This is ur best yet! Love the greeting from Guillermo Jimmy.
@ccaatthheerriinnee
@ccaatthheerriinnee 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of this is Guillermo jumping jimmy 😂
@janineboitard6492
@janineboitard6492 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if AOC began stumping in Cruz's district as part of the nationwide effort to help Texans??!! Oh man, would that piss off Cruz!! Do it!!!! 😃
@kelleybrown1666
@kelleybrown1666 3 жыл бұрын
AOC has done more for Texas than Cruz, but doesn't she represent New York?
@crusheverything4449
@crusheverything4449 3 жыл бұрын
@@kelleybrown1666 - Yes. That’s kinda the whole point.
@cms1381
@cms1381 3 жыл бұрын
Beto and AOC with their actions said to Cruz, this is how its done. Reminder, being senator means you're a public servant. This is the public, serve them.
@dragonprincess8205
@dragonprincess8205 3 жыл бұрын
@@cms1381 and neither of them are senators
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 3 жыл бұрын
His district is the entire state of Texas...
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 жыл бұрын
“WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE?!!?”.... Umm. We voted him out
@ellenhajie2421
@ellenhajie2421 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏 good one 👍
@famousnobody7574
@famousnobody7574 3 жыл бұрын
Wheeeen??? He still has 3 more years left?
@thomashughes_teh
@thomashughes_teh 3 жыл бұрын
There was some steel. It could have been high speed rail. It's a wall. How's that for outrage?
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 жыл бұрын
@@famousnobody7574 ha! Sure Q
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 жыл бұрын
@@famousnobody7574 I’m referring to tRump when I say we voted the outrage out (answering Jr’s question)
@genrlgadget
@genrlgadget 3 жыл бұрын
Why haven't I seen Will Arnett playing Don Jr. on SNL yet?
@seanfelid4135
@seanfelid4135 3 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, I think DJTJ and Eric are getting WORSE!
@marymcmahon659
@marymcmahon659 3 жыл бұрын
I want to borrow a My Pillow to shut Donnie Jr. up!
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Mary How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe??
@jenbrown4879
@jenbrown4879 3 жыл бұрын
So uncool to trash Biden’s dog. Unreal
@md9710
@md9710 3 жыл бұрын
Eric didn’t just say we are missing trump did he?😆🤣
@Julesong
@Julesong 5 ай бұрын
OMG, a mariachi band at Ted Cruz’s house!!! 🤣
@SteveMichaelson
@SteveMichaelson 3 жыл бұрын
I just got sea sick on the Ted Cruise.... I want my money back!
@rosaamarillo2110
@rosaamarillo2110 3 жыл бұрын
I took a Cruz... I had to flush twice, it’s a long way to Cancun..
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosaamarillo2110 Sra. Amarillo, acaso usted es mexicana? Mrs. Amarillo, are you Mexican?
@DanHiteshew-oneandonly
@DanHiteshew-oneandonly 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be wearing a mask while dragging out someone's old carpet, despite a pandemic. Lol
@merry.minimalism
@merry.minimalism 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I tore out our carpet a few years ago and wore a mask, lots of debris and dust that came up.... I probably should have vacuumed more lol
@glennisbennett5299
@glennisbennett5299 3 жыл бұрын
Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justsayin3390
@justsayin3390 3 жыл бұрын
Someone should ask Don jr. why daddy doesn't want his taxes released
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa 3 жыл бұрын
If there's nothing shady in Trump's taxes, why is he afraid to release them?
@cindycarroll4866
@cindycarroll4866 3 жыл бұрын
I sure Trump is afraid they won't count all the zeros .
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 жыл бұрын
@@cindycarroll4866 I completely agree. I think his real reason is that he is nowhere near as rich, by several 0s, as he has claimed.
@deepakskrn
@deepakskrn 3 жыл бұрын
It's still under audit
@taneshajones3855
@taneshajones3855 3 жыл бұрын
@@deepakskrn Everything is not under adults 😂😂😂
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 3 жыл бұрын
Don Jr. looks like he just spent the last hour crying because he realized he’s probably going to jail
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 3 жыл бұрын
He's crying because he's now stuck in the house with Kimberly Gargoyle.
@jerseythedog
@jerseythedog 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the cocaine.
@jeffreym68
@jeffreym68 3 жыл бұрын
The nicknames for Ted were awesome!
@ramonar6180
@ramonar6180 2 жыл бұрын
That jump & hug was more like a tackle. lol
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын
Ted could only muster a lame photo-op... meanwhile, AOC raised nearly $5 million for his constituents!
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Flying Ted was loading the water AOC purchased for Texans.
@maghenshaw8717
@maghenshaw8717 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!
@Darth-vade123
@Darth-vade123 3 жыл бұрын
You think people like AOC actually care she is the problem an idiotic millennials not talking about this situations
@ricardogonzalez2150
@ricardogonzalez2150 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darth-vade123 What? Pleas explain.
@LilyEvans1996
@LilyEvans1996 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricardogonzalez2150 AOC could cure all diseases and some people will still hate her
@Neojhun
@Neojhun 3 жыл бұрын
My Pillows by Dominion, I soo want to see that.
@myronbirdsong4493
@myronbirdsong4493 3 жыл бұрын
Smart Comedy is the Best!
@HiddenMasters
@HiddenMasters 3 жыл бұрын
12:35 Wow! Even the Mars rover Perseverance landed better than that!
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz going to Mexico 🇲🇽 Wasn't a problem. Problem is: he came back.
@sarahservantez4295
@sarahservantez4295 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf are you doing in Texas then
@jamtommy6446
@jamtommy6446 3 жыл бұрын
Awwww
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
Hey One by land, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr. P.S. We here in Mexico, do NOT want Ted Cruz in Mexico, He's all yours thank you very much.
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 жыл бұрын
@@bgonza2 Well, i think it's the same as any bordering State. It's taught in schools fairly early as geography. And later as part of social studies. Culture is not as much of a focus as events. So in History, the early American history generally covers Mexico being west of the Mississippi, and later Texas chomping a bit more land. (Although it is surprising many Americans don't know how large of a Country Mexico was, and that many of them are living in historically Mexican land. So i shouldn't generalize that education to all American school children). As far as culture, usually older students study that as a part of Social Studies. Say. 13 or 14 y.o.'s. Of course, education varies depending on proximity. States closer to the Mexican border are likely to focus more on their nearest neighbors,, while States closer to the 45th Parallel are likely to focus more on Canada. The first exposure most people probably have to other cultures is food. There are a lot of Mexican restaurants in most of the US, so that is likely a child's early exposure. Of course Mexican decor and people are typically there as well. The holidays of other cultures are probably the second earliest exposure after food. As everyone likes food and holidays, that isn't surprising. And holidays are used to teach cultural ideas fairly early, probably 7-9 y.o.'s. Of course, television cannot be left out, as many children see new things there for the first time. As it is easier than traveling to different areas in person, we should assume many first exposures come from both entertainment and documentaries. Well, all of the above is highly varied. Perhaps it is an over-generalization. On the other hand, it seems like a logical path for many, even if not an "official" process. Well, hope that helps some. (And we can throw in several Congress people with Ted Cruz. We have this woman, Margie Trainwreck Greene. She's in Congress, and you can have her for FREE. [No returns. All sales final.] Free shipping included. Reconsider?)
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
@The Maelström My apologies Maelstrom, I misunderstood your former comment. Thank you for your clarification.
@seanwilliams8311
@seanwilliams8311 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Diamond & Silk set us back 400 years...they are a Minstrel show...
@studioskim3
@studioskim3 3 жыл бұрын
I loved everything about this episode! Esp. Guillermo jumping on Jimmy, lol
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
Do you know what is Guillermo's nationality without searching for the answer? I'm just curious thank you.
@ToonsesTheKat
@ToonsesTheKat 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter & I died laughing at Jimmy and Guillermo's re-enactment of The Bachelor jump and leap! It's still funny watching it again here!
@bgonza2
@bgonza2 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Kat, do you know what is Guillermo's nationality without searching for the answer?
@at0micbunnygirl
@at0micbunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
"They're like Bert and Ernie with brain tumors." Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blakewilliamson8267
@blakewilliamson8267 3 жыл бұрын
Thats f---n funny!
@jamc666
@jamc666 3 жыл бұрын
result of inbreeding ... sad!
@SithLordNefaar022
@SithLordNefaar022 3 жыл бұрын
Something is *VERY* wrong with them broads 🤣🙄
@annclough7767
@annclough7767 3 жыл бұрын
Are they for real, I dont think so, they're idiots.
@mirhurta77
@mirhurta77 3 жыл бұрын
Idk how anybody can watch the bachelor or bachelorette. It is the epitome of CRINGE.
@lawrencelampke6007
@lawrencelampke6007 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching jimmy, but when he starts talking about the bachelor I immediately switch the channel. Probably an abc required thing, but it is fuc-ing stupid blathering about nothing and l find it nauseating
@mirhurta77
@mirhurta77 3 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencelampke6007 yeah you can tell he gets paid to watch that garbage 😂
@renaelivings1505
@renaelivings1505 3 жыл бұрын
The crowd laughs at every little thing.
@jant6267
@jant6267 3 жыл бұрын
JK is so entertaining now. I admire and enjoy his humors.
@tylerjakes6674
@tylerjakes6674 3 жыл бұрын
Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe
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