To call this video a "Masterpiece" would really understate its impact, poignancy, and hard hitting force. This qualifies as one of the world's ten best counter-campaign ads: Memorable, cruel, thorough, and TRUTHFUL!!! Congratulations, The Daily Show.

The look on his moms face when he said praying for hours 😂😁

I gagged when he swallowed that boogie-no lie.

That he's been in the office since 2012 says something about majority of Texans

This was disgusting. Well done!

This was actually brilliant.

This guy can actually make me think of Mitch McConnell as a warm, kind, generous, and caring US Senator.

This was actually amazing! You guys should do one for every politician, especially republican hypocrites! Keep em coming!

We need an updated version with the Tucker Carlson Interview 🤣

Watched it again today for the laughs, but now my appetite ruined. Totally worth it!!! ✌️💜🌈

You forgot that he left his dog home alone when they went to Mexico….

He should make a group with Mike Pence and call themselves “Flies and Boogers”.

This ...is a masterpiece. Great job Desi! 👏💯

This was priceless! A plus work

Trevor you are in my eyes one of the best.Keep roasting this clowns. There many political figures that are full of bs.

Omgosh... This is great, I laughed so hard!!!! 😂😂😂 Beto O'Rourke should play this on his campaign trail everywhere in Texas!!! 💯

If I were running against Ted I'd be running this everywhere I could

I love Desi’s voiceover work. You can just hear the snark.

the look on his mom...priceless!

This was absolutely BRILLIANT! I'm still splitting my sides. WELL done!

Ever since he stated that he would not be a 'servile puppy dog' for DJT; all I hear when he opens his mouth, is 'woof'.

This is single-handedly the absolute best thing on KZfaq.

Thank you Noah! Keep them coming!!

"swallowing his pride and a few boogers along the way..." Hahahahaha

I feel sorry only for his daughters, his wife knew better but the daughters did not have a choice.

Brilliant!!!! Hands down!!!! FULL STOP!!!!

Tears 😂 in my 👀 from the caption!

Bravo! Well done! Laughed til I cried. The narration was brilliant!

Funny I was thinking the same thing about the GOP as a whole.

Yes and still 4,260,000 Texans voted for him in 2019. SCARY.

Well done. There should be a series of these.

Best work ever Daily Show its amazing how many of his constituents hate him and have no problem saying it on camera

I hate remembering that Ted Cruz is a real person. It bothers me so much.

I’m so embarrassed that man represents my state

I love this narrator; she nails these things every time. Perfection.

I am literally dying of laughter at when they say Ted Cruz finally found somebody that doesn’t hate him. Then showed a picture of his wife.

This is awesome! I want to replay it everyday until Ted gets another job. I seriously doubt he’ll be able to find one.

4:24 I fell out! Dedi was the perfect corespondent to do this VO lol

The bit with him roommate had me rollin!

Loved every minute of this, thank you.

To think that there are actual people who actually voted for this man!

This video is in my top ten about the last five years. Great job everyone who made it! Seriously! You're doing great work for the world here and I hope ad revenue is huge for you. Thanks!

This is absolutely fantastic and hilarious.. I just wish it wasn't real; I'm genuinely concerned because we can laugh about this all day but people like him--and his views--still have A LOT of support in their party.

Thank you, thank you, thank you again for posting this classic!

It is very rare for me to unlike someone to this point. I used to think I was the only person that thought of him like this and it's just a relief to know that I am not alone.

America, thank you for giving the world a comic relief we all needed. America used to be a symbol of freedom but today it's just a comic relief, being an outsider i just want to say please resolve your internal problems because the world is laughing at you.

That's an insult to the other boogers on the lip of Democracy!

Still laughing out loud 😂

I know it's not fair to judge people by their appearance but... But with Ted Cruz, it's not just appearance. It's his presence, his words, his rhetoric is slimy, greasy, treacherous, and gross- the corrupt politician stereotype to a T. 🤢🤮🤬

You deserve an honorary place at the hall of fame of classical political satire. And a vitalucius Oscar and Grammy for great documentary on political hypocricy and cynicism critique. The Sundance festival should give you an honorific mention and Hollywood glorify you for your insight and grace when doing political propaganda. Thank you and a vow of respect.

It just hit me that Cruz got his January 6th speech from the movie "Independance day." The first one. "We will not go quietly into the night..."

Came for the comedy... found myself in the middle of a documentary. Well played, well played indeed.

That was brilliant, I just cannot take this guy seriously. How could anybody in their right mind vote for this terrible excuse for a human being. He has certainly found the right party.

Ted Cruz is a gross boil on American history

What a superb clip on Ted Cruz!

Absolutely brilliant! ❤️❣️

Please do these for every single Senator and the major House members - Democratic and Republican. So much content - so much gold

Rafael Cruz embarrassing himself is free serotonin and I'm here for it. 🙌🏼😁

This is such a masterpiece! Bravo 👏🏽

It’s the “machine gun bacon “ for me 😭😂😂😩

“...because there’s no room for soup and a wife.” Indeed.

Ted Cruz is my senator & I approve this message 😂😂

Beautifully done!

If he was born in Canada, how in the world was he able to run for president of the United States if he wasn't born here

Brilliant! Thank you!

They've got it right. 👍

Thank you this was brilliant 🙏

*Pure Artistry*

My Ten year old calls Cruz a half-completed werewolf. I think that's all that need be said.

Very informative. These kinds of videos are always very useful.

The opening killed me dead. I wish I could watch the rest but I can't stop laughing

This piece is absolute perfection.

Amazing work! Don't know who's doing the voice-over commentary but she's priceless! Please more of these funny yet tragic videos!

Great job guys and gals. Loved it.

One question: if Cruz was born in Canada, how was he able to run for President? According to the people who kept trying to find Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate, you have to be US born, to be President.

Spot on.

Brilliant breakdown of the walking tumor on democracy and definitely mind boggled by those who continously support toxic Ted.

He likes green buggers and ham…

Shared widely.

My concern about the world in general and the state of the union in particular is not that Teddy is really really awful but that there are so many Republicans that are even more awful than that piece of s***.

I think that the Skunk on the mug of democracy sounds appropriate.

Hearing that in that sweet voice voice just gives me the warm fuzzies. 😂😂

Probably the most truthful video on the net!!!!

He's so hated, but Texas keeps voting him back into the Senate. What does this say about the people of Texas?

That clip is funny every time I see it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying laughing

Ugh... can't unsee that. 😳

That's an Emmy Award right there.

I feel so bad for his daughter !!!

The title was the only reason why I clicked on the video, but I didn't know it was literal. I thought it was going to be a joke. Gross 🤢... yucky!

Absolutely BRILLIANT! Incredibly well done!!

More of these videos please. It helps educate voters on who these clowns really are that need to be voted out at the very least.

Trevor, you best

Remember watching this live with all my friends and we were just crying of laughter when he ate it 😂😂😂

This is nothing short of masterpiece. Bravo

This is so beautiful put together.

Classic!

Pretty sure the Rona got the Daily Show to hit its stride - Trevor from home became my daily life saver - and Helped me to finally stop longing for Stewart - Then all of the correspondents just started nailing everything and giving me some hope that by looking directly at the insanity and talking to it we may actually be able to overcome it . My heart is always with Desi so much love - Pretty sure my sister from another Mister ! Ronnie ? Perfection on the streets ! RWJr.? Gawd Almighty the belly laughs - at all the characters Ive known and worked with in The D coming to life on screen - ! Then you’ve got ‘Drop The Mic Klepper’ who may do more to help save this undeserving country from itself than anyone . His patience , persistence, dead pan reactions to irony, and his conversational brilliance at all Trump get togethers - no one better . Then you have this beauty !!! Wow - this video is drop dead genius , right on the money, and so needed !!! Thank you for putting on a video all of my thoughts about Cruz!! Now seriously people , how has ANYONE cast a ballot for him ?? Maybe he pays them ? Idk I don’t get it ….thanks Daily Show for helping to save my sanity , make me laugh , and hopefully help save democracy !

Love the video!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I want details from his old roommate :-)